Discworld/Quotes
Terry Pratchett is very quotable. This page is under construction and mostly stolen from the Pratchett Quote File.
Novels
City Watch
- Guards! Guards!/Quotes
- Men at Arms/Quotes
- Feet of Clay (novel)/Quotes
- Jingo/Quotes
- The Fifth Elephant/Quotes
- Night Watch (Discworld)/Quotes
- Thud!/Quotes
- Snuff/Quotes
Lancre Witches
- Equal Rites/Quotes
- Wyrd Sisters/Quotes
- Witches Abroad/Quotes
- Lords and Ladies/Quotes
- Maskerade/Quotes
- Carpe Jugulum/Quotes
Wizards
- The Colour of Magic/Quotes
- The Light Fantastic/Quotes
- Sourcery/Quotes
- Eric/Quotes
- Interesting Times/Quotes
- The Last Continent/Quotes
Death and Company
Tiffany Aching and The Wee Free Men
- The Wee Free Men/Quotes
- A Hat Full of Sky/Quotes
- Wintersmith/Quotes
- I Shall Wear Midnight/Quotes
- The Shepherd's Crown/Quotes
Moist von Lipwig
Other
- Pyramids/Quotes
- Moving Pictures/Quotes
- Small Gods/Quotes
- The Truth/Quotes
- The Last Hero/Quotes
- The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents/Quotes
- Monstrous Regiment/Quotes
- Unseen Academicals/Quotes
Games
"As far as leaders go, the only reason I'd follow him into battle, is out of curiosity." |
"A swamp dragon if i'm not mistaken. I though these things were filled with explosive gas, (the carcass explodes) oh right! |
Rincewind Excuse me sir. Could you get me a tome called 'featherwinkle's concise compedium of dragons' lairs'? |
"Ugh It's horrible... hang on it's me! rather chap ain't he? |
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