PJO Facebook Shenanigans

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Travis: ...Can we stop the banana talk now?
Will: At least I /have/ a banana...
Malcolm: Yeah. An old squishy one.
Percy: Do bananas make you uncomfortable, Travis? Are you allergic?
Jason: I have a banana too. But mine's better than yours.
Will: Piper must have poor taste in bananas...
Hermes: ...when you talk about bananas, you really mean dicks, right?

Facebook Shenanigans is a Percy Jackson RPG, which follows various canon Percy Jackson characters and their adventures on Facebook. You can follow some of the goings-on here or in (theoretically) weekly round-up posts over here. Sign-ups for the game are currently open.

Tropes used in PJO Facebook Shenanigans include:

Athena: "Non comprehendere quaestione possum." [1]
Phobos: "What does a possum have to do with it? ...do you have a possum tonuge?"
Athena: "Δεν καταλαβαίνω την ερώτηση." [2]
Phobos: "Τώρα που καταλαβαίνω. Δεν κάνω μια ερώτηση, μόνο σχολίασε πως ποτέ δεν ήξερα για πολλά όργανα το στόμα σας. Και πως αν ήμουν χωρίς μια φίλη, θα ήθελα να ζητήσω να δω πώς λειτουργούν. Σεξουαλικά." [3]

  1. Legitimate, real Latin, colloquial translation: "I do not understand the question."
  2. Modern Greek as translated by Google: "I do not understand the question."
  3. Modern Greek as translated by Google: "Now I understand. I wasn't asking a question, only commenting that I never knew you had so many tongues. And that if I didn't have a girlfriend, I would ask if I could see how they work. Sexually."