Characters of the webcomic Dubious Company. Profile bios are paraphrased from the website bios. High School AU Profile pictures applied within.



The Pirates

Captain Walter Herindale

 

Walter tries very hard to be a pirate, and with a little more practice he’ll be pillaging and looting with the best of them. Now, if he can only forget all that pesky magical engineering training.

 

“Oh that’s fine, go ahead. It’ll just kill YOU.”

 

Tiren

 

Life has taught Tiren that often the most straight forward approaches yield the best results. That just happens to involve a lot of punching, or drinking. Tiren often finds herself acting as the brawn to the rest of the group’s lack of brain.

 

Walter: Lass, ya don’t have pockets. Where’d ya keep ‘em?
(dope slap) Tiren: Shhh… Ninja secret!

 

Elator “Elly” Cernocis

 

Elator is skittish, squeamish, and easily shocked. This mind set does leave him oddly capable when working under pressure, mostly because of the constant state of blind panic he’s under. He also disavows all knowledge of that infernal raccoon.

Salindorani “Sal” Tuzmenalozapinus

 

Cards, dice, and even completely unrelated random real world events tend to be in her favor. The result is she is the most knowledgable of the group, though she specializes in probability and telling the difference between random events and chaos.

  • Awesome By Analysis: Sal does NOT see the future. Her expertise is analyzing what she already has to figure out the problems.
  • Born Lucky: Sal is the future high priestess of the god of Randomness, things tend to go her way.
  • Dangerously Genre Savvy: Years of cliché kidnapping tend to do that.
  • Only Sane Woman Only person who comes up with a practical idea on figuring out who is Elly and who is The King Oh, and she wasn't aware of what was going on before they told her.
  • Designated Victim / Damsel in Distress: So common she treats kidnapping and rescuing like waiting for the bus.
  • Overly Long Name: Fitting for the Future High Priestess of Zelotalinixia Ixalinlexa AKA Phred
  • Religion Is Magic: Averted.

Leeroy Perkins

 

Sal's best friend and rival. He's second in command of temple security and second best in predictions... next to Sal.

The Raccoon

 

Elly is also unnaturally attractive to raccoons, or at least, a particular raccoon.


The Imperial Guard

General Roseus Izor

 

The most brilliant mind of our generation... is working for an idiot.

Mary Spirkoy

 

let the power of love come into your lives! So we can love and help and love...

Sue Spirkoy

 

Mary's more centered twin sister and functionally Izor's lieutenant.

Gary Stu

 

The elder of the Stu brothers.

 

“We have found the enemy and are pursuing instead of doing something useful.”

 

Marty Stu

 

The younger of the Stu Brothers.

The Dragon

 

The dragon probably came from certain parties deep seated desire for violence.


Supporting Dark Horses

Captain Barry Grindon

 

Remember this guy?

Emperor Kreedor

 

The human symbol of the Kreedor Empire.

 

Izor: Look, the man still thinks eating his broccoli will give him super strength. We’re not exactly dealing with a paragon of intelligence.

 

Private Charles

 

Charles is a meek royal guard that the pirates befriended at chokehold in Kreedor's castle.

Sakura

 

The Little Miss Perfect that falls head over heels for Walter in the High School arc.

Raqu’falicoona “Raque”

 

She may singlehandedly cause the world to fall apart by trying to fulfill a sex fantasy. And she is terrifying doing it.

Queen "Queenie" Marl'vadr'via

 

The High Queen of the Elfin Kingdom is quite calm and reasoning with her guests.


Organizations

Temple of Phred

Kreedor Empire

 

"Are you nuts? The catgirl just killed like twenty guys!"

 

Elven Royal Court