Characters from Inanimate Insanity include:

Staff Members

MePhone4

 
The Host

Labeled The Host, MePhone4 is an IPhone and is the The Host of the show, and while not the nicest, he has his moments. But his horrible attitude is because he was left a terrible life with Steve Cobs.

MePad

 
The Assistant

Labeled The Assistant, MePad is MePhone's assistant and unlike him, he's a Nice Guy.

Toilet

 
The Buffoon

A Toilet who is labeled The Buffoon, for obvious reasons.

Contestants

Introduced in Season 1

Apple

 
The Forgettable

A Red Delicious Apple who is really stupid and in her own words, is "Definitionally Challenged".

Balloon

 
The Forgivable

A salmon red Balloon. At first, he seemed like a straight-up Jerkass in Season 1, but he was only acting like that because he suffers self-esteem issues. Balloon is actually a Nice Guy.

Baseball

 
The Large and In Charge

A giant baseball who is very strong and a great leader of The Grand Slams.

Bomb

 
The Unusual One

Bomb is a Flat Character, whose only personality is his stutter and being a Nice Guy.

Knife

 
The Jerk

A pocket knife who, as his label applies, is a major Jerkass and proud of it. Come Season 2, he is now a Jerk With a Heart of Gold.

Lightbulb

 
The Bright Leader

A lightbulb who is a great yet quirky leader of The Bright Lights.

Marshmallow

 
The Sweet One

A marshmallow whose sweet on the outside, cynical on the inside.

Nickel

 
The Sarcasm Spasm

A 5C coin who is very cynical and even more sarcastic Jerkass.

OJ

 
The Normal Guy

A glass of orange juice and the king of II. He is also the owner of Hotel OJ.

Paintbrush

 
The Hothead


A wooden paintbrush who is nonbinary and has a a violent temper.

Paper

 
The Psycho

A piece of loose-leaf paper who is really kind and sensitive.

Pepper

 
The Wannabe

A Valley Girl pepper shaker who "BCFFs" with Salt.

Pickle

 
The Idiot

A laid-back cucumber who is really stupid but really nice.

Salt

 
The Drama Queen

A Valley Girl who is "BCFFs" with Pepper.

Taco (SPOILERS)

 
The Liar

A veggie taco who pretended to have a random personality.

Introduced in Season 2

Box

 
The Box

The object that is not alive.

Cheesy

 
The Comedian

A brick of Maasdam cheese with a terrible sense of humor.

Cherries

 
The Twins

A pair of maraschino cherries that have two bodies, but are one person.

Fan

 
The #1 Fan

A chinese fan, who is a big fan of II.

Microphone

 
The Loud and Proud

An upbeat and kind microphone who is suffering from confidence issues, thanks to her team's criticism.

Soap

 
The Neat Freak

A bottle of soap who suffers from OCD.

Suitcase

 
The Pushover

A suitcase and is easily the kindest, gentlest and shyest characters on the show.

Test Tube

 
The Nerd

A glass vial filled with a green chemical. She is very smart but very awkward.

Tissues

 
The Sickness

A seriously sick tissue box. He has a thing called "The Condishawn".

Trophy

 
The Jock

A 1st place trophy who is Jerk Jock.

Yin-Yang

 
The Quarrel

An anthropomorphic yin-yang symbol. Yin is the white half, kind, moral and level-headed. Yang is the black, Ax Crazy, evil and amoral.

Yin
Yang
 

Yang: We destroyed the government!

 
 

Yang: I am not nice.

 

Introduced in Season 3

Blueberry

 
The Blue

An extremely cynical blueberry who can never see the good in anything.

Bot (SPOILERS)

 
The Replica

A robotic bow built to replace the real bow.

Cabby

 
The Collector

A file cabinet.

 

Yin: Oh, thank you, Cabby! He's the perfect little gift. You're a lot nicer than everyone says you are.

 

Candle

 
The Mindful

A purple candle.

  • Aura Vision: This leads her to figuring out that Bow is a robot.
  • Glowing Eyes: Whenever her inner flame awakens.
  • Mind Over Matter: She gains telekinetic powers when her inner flame takes control.
  • Nice Girl: See Team Mom.
  • Team Mom: Always looking out for The Thinkers, especially Yin-Yang.

Clover

 
The Privileged

A lucky four-leaf clover.

The Floor

 
The Down Under

A face on the ground.

Goo

 
The Fluid

A blue slime ball who is terrible with analogies.

 

Cabby: like listening to a road accident.

 

Lifering

 
The Lifesaver

A life preserver ring, who works as a lifeguard.

Silver Spoon

 
The Regal

A silver spoon who lives up to the expression, "Born with a silver spoon in your mouth".

 

Silver Spoon: The former king of Inanimate Insanity...DETHRONED.

 

Tea Kettle

 
The Tough Mama

A teapot who tries to be the Team Mom.