Inanimate Insanity/Characters

Characters from Inanimate Insanity include:

Staff Members

MePhone4

Labeled The Host, MePhone4 is an IPhone and is the The Host of the show, and while not the nicest, he has his moments. But his horrible attitude is because he was left a terrible life with Steve Cobs.

Berserk Button: Mentioning Steve Cobs or Adam. Toilet learned that the hard way
Big Eater: He calls himself a fat slob. A running gag in Season 1 is him making cookies and eating them all.
Born as an Adult: MePhone was created and programmed to be an adult.
Captain Ersatz: To Chris Mclean. In fact, in the first episode of the first season, he sounded just like him.
Comedic Sociopathy: Cares very little about the well-being of the contestants. He gets his karma for all of it.
Dark and Troubled Past: Steve Cobs abused him for years.
Depraved Kids' Show Host: Depending on the Writer.
Disney Death: He dies in the last episode of Season 1, then comes back to life.
Everyone Has Standards: He may act unsympathetic, but is against passing chainsaws as prizes.
Game Show Host
Heroic Comedic Sociopath: MePhone may be a Jerk but is not evil.
Hidden Depths: He is a Reality TV Show Host because he was inspired by his key entertainment.
Jerk With a Heart of Gold: He may be a Jerk, but he is able to get along with most of the contestants. He also gives MePad a lot of respect and actually thanks Toilet once.
Laser-Guided Karma: Got sued, sent to jail and sneezed on.
Sweet Tooth: LOVES cookies.
Took a Level In Kindness: Still a sociopath, he became less sadistic.
Trademark Favorite Food: Cookies.

MePad

Labeled The Assistant, MePad is MePhone's assistant and unlike him, he's a Nice Guy.

Deadpan Snarker: While he displays little emotion, MePad is prone to saying sarcastic remarks to his co-workers.
Nice Guy: Unlike MePhone, MePad is generally kind and caring.
Only Sane Man: The only staff member who isn't a Jerk or an idiot.
Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue to Toilet's Red.
Stoic: He hides his emotions by being this.
Teleportation: His Power.
Token Good Teammate: Again, the only one who isn't a Jerk or an Idiot.

Toilet

A Toilet who is labeled The Buffoon, for obvious reasons.

The Chew Toy: Gets pushed around a lot.
The Ditz: He isn't labeled The Buffoon for fun.
Iron Butt Monkey: Nothing seems to bring him down.
Keet: FILLED to the brim with energy.
Large Ham: Very Hammy.
Red Oni, Blue Oni: The Red to MePad's Blue.
Simpleton Voice: Has a dopey sounding british accent.
Toilet Humor: He is a Toilet, yet surprisingly subverted.

Contestants

Introduced in Season 1

Apple

A Red Delicious Apple who is really stupid and in her own words, is "Definitionally Challenged".

The Ditz: She isn't labeled "The Forgettable" for fun.
Extreme Omnivore: Eats an entire bin of garbage in one episode.
Guttural Growler: Has a deep and raspy voice which is uncommon for females.
Hidden Depths: She's writing a novel, according to her website.
I've Heard of That! What Is It?: Whenever she is using a word she apparently doesn't know the definition of.
Manipulative Bitch: Subverted since it was Bow controlling her.
Please Don't Leave Me: The reason why she is so clingy with Marshmallow.
Sixth Ranger: Joins Team Epic when she wins the paintball war.

Balloon

A salmon red Balloon. At first, he seemed like a straight-up Jerkass in Season 1, but he was only acting like that because he suffers self-esteem issues. Balloon is actually a Nice Guy.

Ambiguously Gay: With OJ.
The Atoner: His willingness to make amends are genuine.
Berserk Button: He hates being called pink.
Butt Monkey: He gets popped a lot, including by people who want him gone.
Catchphrase: "Oh c'mon"
The Chew Toy: He gets popped a lot.
Easily Forgiven: Being labeled "The Forgivable", Balloon manages to get everyone to forgive him by giving them letters in a comic that happens to be titled "Letters".
Enemy Mine: With Nickel in Season 3.
Fat Bastard: Due to his round physique, he is viewed as fat.
The Friend Nobody Likes: Nobody trusts him due to his previous behavior.
Grew a Spine: In season 3, he is not afraid to stand up to Nickel.
Heel Face Turn: Turned from Jerkass to Nice Guy.
Helium Speech: Yes
Jerkass: Was acting like this in season 1, but is actually a Nice Guy.
Manipulative Bastard: He was formerly labeled "The Manipulative One".
Nice Guy: Balloon's true personality.
Reformed but Rejected: Not anymore.
Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The sensitive guy to Nickel's Manly Man.
Shrinking Violet: Is very insecure and does poorly under social pressure.
Tears of Remorse: He is holding a lot of guilt in him.

Baseball

A giant baseball who is very strong and a great leader of The Grand Slams.

All for Nothing: His efforts to keep his alliance and friendship all blow up to ashes.
The Alliance: With Nickel and Suitcase.
Berserk Button: Calling him fat.
The Big Guy: His label is "The Large And In Charge and he also has Super Strength.
Characterisation Marches On: He was quiet and introverted in the first season, now he is the strongest character in the show.
The Comically Serious: He didn't even react when Paintbrush set him on fire.
Creepy Shadowed Undereyes: In his cynical state.
Despair Event Horizon: When Suitcase voted off Nickel and destroyed The Alliance.
Foil: To Nickel, who is a Jerkass and Baseball is a Nice Guy.
Gentle Giant: Baseball is Large And In Charge and a Nice Guy.
It's All My Fault: He starts to have doubts about his leadership skills.
Lovable Jock: He is shown to be good at soccer and one of the strongest, yet also the nicest.
Jerkass Ball: He often give Microphone the cold shoulder.
Large And In Charge: His Label.
Nice Guy: Baseball is one of the kindest people on the show.
Only Sane Man: He's more levelheaded than most people.
Super Strength: His power.
Took A Level In Badass: Became one of the strongest contestants on the show.
You Are Fat: Hates being called so.

Bomb

Bomb is a Flat Character, whose only personality is his stutter and being a Nice Guy.

Cartoon Bomb: No duh.
Flat Character: The least characterized out of all contestants.
Jerkass Ball: Killed OJ for immunity.
Made of Explodium: A bomb.
Nice Guy: A good bomb.
Speech Impediment: Has a bad stutter.

Knife

A pocket knife who, as his label applies, is a major Jerkass and proud of it. Come Season 2, he is now a Jerk With a Heart of Gold.

Asshole Victim: He gets eliminated early for his jerkish personality.
Card-Carrying Villain: He takes great pride in his moniker.
Character Development: Went from a Jerkass to a Jerk With a Heart of Gold.
Deadpan Snarker: Over-uses it a little.
Guttural Growler: His voice is deep and raspy.
Jerkass: He is (self) labeled "The Jerk" for a reason. However...
Jerk With a Heart of Gold: ...he grew to show his kinder side.
Only Sane Man: The only one who didn't have a Break the Cutie moment.
Pet the Dog: With Pickle, Suitcase and Microphone.
Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Manly Man to Paper's Sensitive Guy.
Took a Level In Kindness: He gets better after Trophy blackmailed him.

Lightbulb

A lightbulb who is a great yet quirky leader of The Bright Lights.

Big Eater: She ate 53 cookies.
Bizarre Taste in Food: Lightbulb has a... unique taste when it comes to food.
Brilliant But Lazy: She has tons of good ideas, but is too goofy for them to work.
Cloudcuckoolander: And how.
Curiosity Killed the Cast: Things did not go well when she got her hands on Test Tube's Time Machine.
Ditzy Genius: Has great ideas ,but otherwise makes no sense.
Extreme Omnivore: Tries to eat a lot of random stuff.
The Face: Of The Bright Lights.
Flanderization: Her nonsensicality reached insane levels.
Genki Girl: Full of energy.
Light'Em Up: She's a lightbulb.
Nice Girl: Very nice and open to others.
Plucky Comic Relief: Her label should be changed to "The Funniest Light Around" .
Shock and Awe: Pretty shocking if you ask me.
Stepford Smiler: She's trying to hide the fact she is upset.
Talking Lightbulb: Literally.
Trademark Favorite Food: Cookies.

Marshmallow

A marshmallow whose sweet on the outside, cynical on the inside.

The Cynic: Her secondary personality in season 2.
Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress:Apparently, she can control gravity, but is unable to use it properly.
In-Series Nickname: Referred to as "Marsh".
My God, What Have I Done?: Feels a lot of regret for killing Bow.
Nice Girl: Very sweet, hence her label.

Nickel

A 5C coin who is very cynical and even more sarcastic Jerkass.

The Alliance: With Baseball and Suitcase.
Blessed With Luck: Clover gave him good luck...
Blessed with Suck: ...however he considers it a pain in the ass.
Born Lucky: Clover gave him good luck.
Characterisation Marches On: He wasn't that big of a Jerkass in season 1.
Deadpan Snarker: And how. Hence his label.
Enemy Mine: With Balloon in season 3.
Flat Character: Apparently his sarcasm and jerkassery are the only aspects of his personality.
Foil: To Baseball, who is a Nice Guy, while Nickel is a Jerkass.
The Friend Nobody Likes: Extremely unpleasant to be around.
Heel Face Turn: Formed a genuine friendship with Balloon.
Jerkass: Nickel is very unpleasant...
Jerk With a Heart of Gold: but he eventually formed a genuine friendship with Balloon.
Kick the Dog: To Soap, Suitcase and Balloon.
Odd Friendship: With Baseball and later on, Balloon.
Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Manly Man to Balloon's Sensitive Guy.
Took a Level In Jerkass: He was moderately nice in season 1, but is now a Jerkass in season 2.

OJ

A glass of orange juice and the king of II. He is also the owner of Hotel OJ.

Death by Despair: Seeing his Hotel in collateral damage made him shatter.
Didn't Think This Through: Taking over as temporary host did not go as A-OJ as he thought it would.
Does Not Like Spam: He dislikes chocolate for being acidic, despite orange juice being acidic as well.
Drunk with Power: He let's the temporary host position go to his head.
The Everyman: "The Normal Guy" is his label.
Heterosexual Life Partners: With Paper.
Jerkass Ball: He wasn't exactly a good host. Needless to say, the contestant were upset with him.
Nice Guy: He built Hotel OJ for everyone to enjoy.
Only Sane Man: Has the most common sense in season 1.
Poor Communication Kills: Does poorly as temporary host.
Temporary Substitute: Maybe just stick to hotel manager instead of temporary host, huh OJ?
Workaholic: Became addicted to running the hotel.

Paintbrush

A wooden paintbrush who is nonbinary and has a a violent temper.

Affectionate Nickname: Lightbulb refers to them as "Painty".
Ambiguous Gender: Their gender was bit of issue in seasons 1 and 2. It was revealed that their nonbinary
Burning with Anger: Their temper is so hot, their bristles catch fire!
Characterisation Marches On: Paintbrush didn't have their temper in season 1.
Competition Freak: Takes the game very seriously.
Control Freak: Is very bossy.
Expressive Hair: Their hair catches fire, hence their name "The Hothead".
Flanderization: Has an extreme obsession for winning.
Hair-Trigger Temper: And how.
Jerk With a Heart of Gold: Sure they are temperamental, bossy, and obsessed with winning, but they wouldn't strike you as a bad guy
Lean and Mean: Zig-zagged.
Nice Guy: After growing out of their obsession for winning, Paintbrush is now sweet and kind, only going through angry outbursts whenever someone mistreats another, Silver Spoon for example.
Serious Business: The competition is paramount to him.
Token Minority: The only contestant who is nonbinary.
Took a Level In Kindness: While they did take a level in jerkass, Paintbrush became a lot nicer and even made up with Fan. They are also less obsessed with winning.

Paper

A piece of loose-leaf paper who is really kind and sensitive.

Butt Monkey: Paper gets hit hard in this.
The Cutie: A sweet and caring guy.
Evil Brit: As part of his label, "The Psycho", his evil personality fits the bill.
Go Mad From the Isolation: If his Psycho label wasn't enough proof.
Heterosexual Life Partner: With OJ.
In Touch with His Feminine Side: He is less masculine than most other male characters.
Ironic Nickname: He is labeled "The Psycho", but is the exact opposite.
Kill It with Water: Being a piece of paper, he melts when in contact with it.
Made of Iron: Water is an exception.
Nervous Wreck: Has a hard time saying what he needs to say.
Nice Guy: Paper is a kind and caring guy.
Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Sensitive Guy to Knife's Manly Man.
Split Personality: Gains an evil one on idiotic island.

Pepper

A Valley Girl pepper shaker who "BCFFs" with Salt.

Attention Whore: Not as much as Salt, but loves the attention.
Blind Mistake: Due to having cucumbers over her eyes, she opens a closet filled with eliminated season 2 contestants.
Does Not Like Spam: She and Salt do not like candy.
Flat Character: She and Salt have little personality.
Salt and Pepper: Respectively.
Valley Girl: Behaves like a stereotypical teenage girl.

Pickle

A laid-back cucumber who is really stupid but really nice.

Butt Monkey: Suffers a lot of injuries.
The Ditz: Hence his label, "The Idiot".
Dumbass No More: His label should be "The Former Idiot".
Early Installment Weirdness: He originally had a western accent.
Eye Scream: Suffered one in episode 11.
I'm a Humanitarian: Fell in love with an inanimate pickle, then eat "her".
Mellow Fellow: Is very laid-back.
Nice Guy: He is very laid-back and sweet.
Non-Indicative Name: Despite being named Pickle, he is a cucumber.

Salt

A Valley Girl who is "BCFFs" with Pepper.

Alpha Bitch: In season 2 episode 12
Attention Whore: Loves the attention.
Clingy Jealous Girl: To OJ.
Does Not Like Spam: Does not like candy.
It's All About Me: Salt is very selfish.
Salt and Pepper: Respectively.
Valley Girl: Behaves like a stereotypical teenage girl.

Taco (SPOILERS)

A veggie taco who pretended to have a random personality.

Arc Villain: In seasons 1 & 2.
Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Pretended to be random yet endearing to hide her evilness.
Breath Weapon: Can fire 1000s of lemons out of her mouth.
Catchphrase: "SOUR CREAM".
Cloudcuckoolander: Her fake personality.
Evil All Along: Taco was only pretending to be random.
Evil Brit: Her real voice.
False Friend: To Pickle.
For The Lulz: Naming Balloon's team "ChickenLeg".
The Host: Of The Taco Show.
The Friend Nobody Likes: She wasn't all that respected in Season 1, but got worse after her reveal.
The Heavy: Gets a major role in Season 2.
Manipulative Bitch: Her main personality.
Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue to Microphone's red.

Introduced in Season 2

Box

The object that is not alive.

The Load: He can't move so he can't help.
The Silent Bob: He can't speak.

Cheesy

A brick of Maasdam cheese with a terrible sense of humor.

Berserk Button: Saying he is not funny.
Characterisation Marches On: Became the Pungeon Master in Season 2.
Early-Bird Cameo: Appeared in episodes 4 & 7.
Flanderization: His jokes get more mean-spirited as the series goes on, until his elimination.
The Load: Rather make puns than focus on the challenge.
Odd Name Out: His name ends with "y".
Pungeon Master: The master of terrible puns
Punny Name: He makes "cheesy" jokes.
Visual Pun: A piece of cheese that makes cheesy jokes.

Cherries

A pair of maraschino cherries that have two bodies, but are one person.

Always Identical Twins: However, he leans to one person with two bodies.
Conjoined Twins: Joined at the stem.
The Dividual: They look and think alike.
Nice Guy: In the comic, "Butterflies", his prank on Trophy was to help him find something to take pictures of.
The Prankster: Though they are mostly harmless.

Fan

A chinese fan, who is a big fan of II.

Ascended Fanboy: Fan is a big fan of Inanimate Insanity.
Birds of a Feather: With Test Tube.
Character Blog: Updates one regularly.
Distressed Dude: In "Hatching the Plan".
Epileptic Trees: Has a lot of theories.
Extraverted Nerd: Fan is quirky and easily excited, and does nothing to hide it.
Fanboy: He's a fan get it?
The Gadfly: Oh look, Paintbrush is Burning with Anger. You should be scared, Fan.
Innocently Insensitive: Unintentionally hurts Marshmallow and angers Paintbrush.
The Load: Not as bad as other characters, he also has this bad habit.
Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: Calling Fan feminine is a bit of a stretch, but he is the Feminine Boy to Test Tube's Masculine Girl.
Nice Guy: One of the nicest contestants of Season 2.
Non-Action Guy: Whenever he is playing The Load.
Ship Tease: He has a lot of chemistry with Test Tube.
Visual Pun: A fan who is a big fan of the show.

Microphone

An upbeat and kind microphone who is suffering from confidence issues, thanks to her team's criticism.

Berserk Button: Cheesy's jokes.
Deadpan Snarker: From time to time.
Dude, Where's My Respect?: She tries her best in most of the challenges,
Everyone Has Standards: Microphone will never resort to violence.
Fatal Flaw: Her inability to control her volume.
The Friend Nobody Likes: Because of her Fatal Flaw.
Heel Face Turn: Quits the game and ditches Taco.
Hidden Depths: Microphone is suffering from self-esteem issues.
Ironic Nickname: Her label is "The Loud and Proud". While definitely loud, she surely isn't proud.
Jerk With a Heart of Gold: She is abrasive at times, but is a kind soul.
Make Me Wanna Shout: Her label is "The Loud and Proud".
Nice Girl: Upbeat and kind.
No Indoor Voice: Her label is "The Loud and Proud".
Red Oni, Blue Oni: The red to Taco's blue.
Tomboy and Girly Girl: The tomboy to Soap's girly girl.

Soap

A bottle of soap who suffers from OCD.

Gamer Chick: Developed an interest in video games.
Hidden Depths: She begins scrapbooking memories.
Jerkass Ball: She can get very abrasive, which leads her to getting eliminated.
Lethal Chef: Her cooking skills aren't exactly the greatest.
Neat Freak: Her label.
Nice Girl: Pretty nice when not being abrasive.
Only Friend: For Microphone.
Terrified of Germs: Her label is "The Neat Freak".
Tomboy and Girly Girl: The girly girl to Microphone's tomboy.

Suitcase

A suitcase and is easily the kindest, gentlest and shyest characters on the show.

Awesome Aussie: Suitcase speaks with an australian accent and has a fair share of badass moments.
The Alliance: With Baseball and Nickel.
Break The Cutie: Big time.
Character Development: Suitcase was very shy and had trouble standing up for herself. As the series went on, she stands up to Nickel.
The Cutie: Shy and unconditionally sweet.
The Dog Bites Back:Votes off Nickel for all the crap he's given her.
Extreme Doormat: Her label is "The Pushover".
Grew a Spine: She eventually stands up to Nickel.
The Ingenue: Sweet, kind and gentle.
Nice Girl: Easily the sweetest girls in the show.
Shrinking Violet: Suitcase is very insecure and timid, has trouble standing up for herself and all of that caused her to be an Extreme Doormat.
Trauma Conga Line: Nickel forces to steal a battery, almost drowns and starts having hallucinations.

Test Tube

A glass vial filled with a green chemical. She is very smart but very awkward.

Ambiguously Jewish: Her accent and the fact she said "mazel tov".
Birds of a Feather: With Fan.
Break the Scientist: Mentally, yes at times, but physically, definitely literally.
Characterisation Marches On: Her social awkwardness wasn't apparent in earlier episodes of season 2.
Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Very odd, but is able to make a working laser cannon with just a telescope and a handheld taser.
Ditzy Genius: Though it's usually Fan that gives her the advice.
Gadgeteer Genius: Able to build tons of inventions,
Gosh Dang It to Heck: Golly, Gosh, and GeeWilikers anyone?
Innocently Insensitive:Suitcase and Lightbulb called her out on this once.
Larynx Dissonance:She is confused as a male by fans due to being voice by a male.
Jerkass Ball: In "Hatching the Plan".
Mama Bear: Test Tube is very protective of Fan.
Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: The Masculine Girl to Fan's Feminine Boy.
Nice Girl: She's very nice to everyone, especially Fan.
No Social Skills: At least that's what she says.
The Smart Girl: Her love of science makes her the smartest on the show.
Ship Tease: Has a lot of chemistry with Fan.

Tissues

A seriously sick tissue box. He has a thing called "The Condishawn".

All of the Other Reindeer: Unintentionally annoys people with his sneezing.
Apologises a Lot: Always apologizes for his sneezing.
Brick Joke: He is roommates with Trophy, someone who asked to form an alliance with.
Catchphrase: "It's my ConDiSHAWN".
Does Not Like Spam: Like the rest of the population (sans Lightbulb), he dislikes oatmeal raisin cookies.
Hidden Depths: Tissues is concerned with environmental temperatures.
I Just Want to Have Friends: Type B.
Literal-Minded: "Trophy Horseplay", anyone?
Small Role, Big Impact: He sneezed on MePhone4, which led to the contestants meeting Steve Jobs.
Throw the Dog a Bone: Tissues is able to gain a few friends, like Box, Fan and Yin-Yang.

Trophy

A 1st place trophy who is Jerk Jock.

Blackmail: Does this to Knife when he catches his soft spot, but is thwarted when Baseball gives his speech
Devil in Plain Sight: Everyone saw how much of an asshole he was when Baseball steps in.
Go Mad From the Isolation: The first thing Trophy does after being stuck in the closet for months is attack pepper.
Hate Sink: Has little to no redeeming qualities, or that's what we're led to believe.
Hidden Depths: Trophy has taken an interest in photography.
It's All About Me: His ego is even bigger than Baseball.
Informed Ability: He claims to be athletic, hence his name "The Jock". Trophy has done nothing athletic on the show, unless you count trying to beat up Pepper.
Jerk Jock: Trophy claims to be athletic, and manages to be a bigger dick than Knife.
Jerk With the Heart of A Jerk: He is more upset that Knife lost the challenge than the fact he broke his leg.
Jerk With a Heart of Gold: Found a friend in Box.
Laser-Guided Karma: He gets eliminated for blackmailing Knife and becomes Tissue's roommate after telling him to die.

Yin-Yang

An anthropomorphic yin-yang symbol. Yin is the white half, kind, moral and level-headed. Yang is the black, Ax Crazy, evil and amoral.

Easy Come, Easy Go: They can't stand each other, but are unable to balance each other out when seperated.
Foil:
- To each other. Yin is a Nice Guy while Yang is a Jerkass.
- Both of them are this to Cherries. The Cherries get along great with each other. Yin and Yang, not so much.
Jekyll and Hyde: It's two people in the same body.
The Load: Due to their constant bickering, they both come off as a nuisance to The Bright Lights.
Noodle Incident: They committed fraud one time.
Order vs. Chaos: It's usually chaos that wins.
Red Oni, Blue Oni: Yang is the red oni, Yin is the blue oni.
Right Way, Wrong Way Pair: Yin is a Nice Guy, while Yang is Jerkass.
Salt and Pepper: Both are needed to balance each other out.
Sharing a Body: Two different minds forming a full entity.

Yin

Beware the Nice Ones: Yin gave Nickel a brutal trash talk.
Butt Monkey: You have Yang to thank for that.
Character Development: Yin doesn't argue with Yang as much as he did in Season 3.
Deadpan Snarker: In Season 3.
Early Installment Weirdness: Yin would show the same emotions as Yang in season 2.
Extreme Doormat: No thanks to Yang.
Foil: To each other. Yin is a Nice Guy while Yang is a Jerkass.
Jerkass Ball: He ate Dough alive.
Nice Guy: Yin is the nicest guy around.
Only Sane Man: He's attached to Yang.
Order vs. Chaos: Yang usually wins.
Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue oni to Yang's red oni.
Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The sensitive guy to Yang's Manly Man
Throw the Dog a Bone: Yang decides to be nicer to him

Yang

Ax Crazy: Deranged to outrageous levels.
Bomb-Throwing Anarchists:

Yang: We destroyed the government!

Card-Carrying Villain:

Yang: I am not nice.

Even Evil Has Standards: I guess even Yang can't pick on Paintbrush for their gender issues.
Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Yang truly loves Yin like a brother.
For the Evulz: Loves being violent just for the heck of it.
Jerkass: Thrives in making people's lives hell.
Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He may be evil, but is not as bad in season 3 as he was in season 2. Yang begins to treat Yin nicer.
Large Ham: To the Extreme.
Took a Level In Kindness: Yang starts treating Yin nicer.

Introduced in Season 3

Blueberry

An extremely cynical blueberry who can never see the good in anything.

The Cynic: And how.
The Eeyore: He could give him a run for his money.
Flat Character: Cynicism is the only aspect of his personality

Bot (SPOILERS)

A robotic bow built to replace the real bow.

Clones Are People, Too: The other contestants help them find their own identity.
Cloning Blues: They did not appreciate being there to replace Bow.
Meaningful Name: Their name is Bot, and they are a robot.
The Nameless: Until episode 12.
Replacement Goldfish: To Bow and the egg.
Robotic Reveal: It's revealed they are a robot.
Token Minority: They are nonbinary.

Cabby

A file cabinet.

Control Freak: She expects everyone in her files to act exactly how she wrote them about.
Disproportionate Restitution: Got Fan eliminated for reading her file.
Hidden Depths: Cabby is apparently very forgetful.
Hoist By Her Own Petard: Got eliminated because of her files
Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She may have acted like an Insufferable Genius, but got a friend in Yin-Yang.

Yin: Oh, thank you, Cabby! He's the perfect little gift. You're a lot nicer than everyone says you are.

Candle

A purple candle.

Aura Vision: This leads her to figuring out that Bow is a robot.
Glowing Eyes: Whenever her inner flame awakens.
Mind Over Matter: She gains telekinetic powers when her inner flame takes control.
Nice Girl: See Team Mom.
Team Mom: Always looking out for The Thinkers, especially Yin-Yang.

Clover

A lucky four-leaf clover.

Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny: Whenever a butterfly is involved.
Born Lucky: She is a lucky four-leaf clover.
My God, What Have I Done?: Clover believes she is responsible for Box's injury.
Nice Girl: She gave Nickel her good luck. Nickel!
Speaks Fluent Animal: She speaks butterfly according to herself.

The Floor

A face on the ground.

Awesome Aussie: Speaks with an australian accent and has a few badass moments.
Big Eater: He claims to be "quite the foodie".
Catchphrase: "Hahaha... What?"
In-Series Nickname: He is called "Floory" by his fellow contestants.
Nice Guy: Easy-going and loves making friends.
Stealth Pun: Speaks with an australian accent and is down under people.

Goo

A blue slime ball who is terrible with analogies.

Analogy Backfire: A running gag is him giving out terrible analogies.
Cute but Cacophonic: As Cabby puts it,

Cabby: like listening to a road accident.

Metaphorgotten: Is not good with metaphors.
Nice Guy: Wishes to bring joy to his fellow teammates.

Lifering

A life preserver ring, who works as a lifeguard.

Beware the Nice Ones: Lifering is nice and cooperative, but has a violent temper.
Chronic Hero Syndrome: Lifering always finds himself in need due to being a lifeguard.
Hair-Trigger Temper: Apparently he has a very short temper. Pickle learned that the hard way.
Hidden Depths: He is very good at making puns.
Informed Ability: He is said to be very fast, despite it never occurring in the show.
The Leader: Of The Sinkers.
Lovable Jock: Lifering is very energetic, athletic and the fastest. He is also the nicest.
Nice Guy: Lifering is always there for his team and is always looking out for them. It helps that he cares about their safety.
Serious Business: When it comes to safety.
Team Dad: To The Sinkers.

Silver Spoon

A silver spoon who lives up to the expression, "Born with a silver spoon in your mouth".

Alliterative Name: Silver Spoon.
In Series Nickname: He is called "Silver" for short.
Manipulative Bastard: See Unsportsmanlike Gloating.
Meaningful Name: "Born with a Silver Spoon in your mouth."
Mock Millionaire: Silver isn't rich, but that doesn't stop him from acting like he is.
Noblewoman's Laugh: His laugh is very haughty.
Smarter Than You Look: Silver is surprisingly smart...
Unsportsmanlike Gloating: ...as he is able to get OJ voted out.

Silver Spoon: The former king of Inanimate Insanity...DETHRONED.

Tea Kettle

A teapot who tries to be the Team Mom.

Berserk Button: Rejecting her kindness.
Beware the Nice Ones: TK may be nice, but has a short temper.
Hair-Trigger Temper: Like Paintbrush, she makes a steaming sound and turns red when angered, which is easy to do.
High-Pressure Emotion: Makes a steaming sound and turns red when angered, which is easy to do.
Nice Girl: Serves as a Team Mom.
Non-Indicative Name: Tea Kettle is actually a teapot.
Team Mom: Well, tries to be this, but is too anger prone to play it straight.
Yiddish as a Second Language: "Meshugas", "Chutzpah", and "Bupkis".