I Thought It Meant/J-L

Just to clarify:

J-K

Jack Chick has nothing to do with a male-to-female Transsexualism who experiences Chickification following his/her gender bender.
- Though one day, someone will write that story. We suspect drugs will be involved.
  - Thus creating the Jack Chick Crack Fic?
- It'd be very interesting, if Jack Chick himself was the character involved.
- Nor does it involve stealing a girl.
- It is not a baby bird that can be used to lift up a car.
- It's not a baby bird with a Species Surname.
- And it's not about how surprising it is to hear about someone named Jack then find out she's really a chick.
JAM Project is not a scientific program to make better preservatives.
James Bondage is not a Parallel Porn Titles. At least not on this wiki.
A Jerkass is not a literal ass (buttock or donkey), but they certainly aren't excluded from Jerkass status.
- It is not a rough tug on someone's hinder.
- Nor is it a donkey cooked with jerk spices.
Jerk with a Heart of Gold is not about Zaphod Beeblebrox, though he is an example.
Jive Turkey is not about any sort of actual dancing bird.
- It isn't about the goings on in dance clubs in Istambul, Ankara, or Trebizond, either.
John Ringo is not one half of The Beatles.
Joker Immunity is not immunity to the Joker. Quite the opposite, really.
- Nor is it about doctors determining he has a resistance to certain diseases.
- Nor is it about being immune to Kamen Rider Joker.
A Joker Jury is not a group of Pungeon Masters forced to serve jury duty, nor is it a courtroom filled entirely with joker playing cards.
Jones The Cat is not some kind of walking deathtrap of a character, that's Kenny.
Jossed does not refer to making characters happy, then hitting them with all manner of unpleasantness, romantic discord, and killing off beloved characters, although at this point I have to wonder why it doesn't.
The Joy of X is not about the drug Ecstasy.
Jumping Off the Slippery Slope does not involve skiing.
Jumping the Shark has nothing to do with bestiality. We hope.
- Nor does it involve a confrontation between Mario and a carnivorous fish. (For starters, he can't stomp on things underwater.)
- Nor is it a Shark named Jump.
Kavorka Man has nothing to do with assisted suicide. You're probably thinking "Kevorkian".
Keep Circulating the Tapes has (sadly) nothing to do with the japanese horror movie Ringu.
Keystone Army is not the military spin-off of the comically incompetent Keystone Kops.
- It also has nothing to do with military forces from Pennsylvania.
Kibo has nothing to do with the Japanese science lab that is part of the International Space Station. He has also not, to our knowledge, gone on a journey with a talking motorcycle.
- It is also not about a boy who carries a dog around with him wherever he goes.
Kidanova is not a heroic 12-year-old math genius you rely on to solve all your problems regarding statistical analysis of variance.
- It is also not a very, very young version of said statistical formula.
A Kid Fic is not a fanfic about Death the Kid.
Kids Are Cruel does not refer to baby goats, although it can if the show is about Funny Animals
Kids Rock, while related to singing children, is not about rock songs performed entirely by kids. You might be thinking of Kidz Bop. It's also not about why children are awesome. Nor is it a mountain that no adults can climb.
- For that matter, Kids Rock is also not "the bullgod" or an "American badass".
Kill Sat might be what most teens want to do to a certain standardized test, but the page isn't about that.
A Killer App is not a database of famous murderers, no matter what Wally might tell you. Also, although many of the most well-known killer apps may involve the taking of life, the presence of such is not a prerequisite to the title. It isn't a program for the iPhone that finds you an assassin for hire, either.
Kingpin in His Gym is not related in any way to Media Research Failure.
Kirby Dots are not edible, nor will they give you superpowers. They don't have anything to do with a certain video game character, either (Although they might be edible to him).
The Kirk is not about a character who likes romancing Green Skinned Space Babes, or, for that matter Green Blooded First Officers.
Kirk's Rock is not a general statement about how The Kirk is awesome.
Characters do not have to literally kiss in a tree for Kissing in a Tree to take place.
Klingon Promotion is not a form of Wolverine Publicity specifically found in the Star Trek franchise.
A Knife Nut is not a type of Groin Attack.
Knights and Knaves is not a version of cops-and-robbers played by medieval kids.
Even Heroes Have Heroes have not (necessarily) been affected by the Cuteness Proximity.
KriegsMaiden is not Kriegsmesser's girlfriend.
Kudzu Plot doesn't actually have anything to do with Kudzu.
Kung Foley is not Mick Foley's seldom-seen martial-arts-master persona... but wouldn't it be cool if it was?
Kuudere is not about Fuu's big sister having a big derriere.

L

Lack of Empathy Doll Shot is not a trope or the aversion of one.
Ladyella is not a page about Ella Fitzgerald.
Lady Land is not Candy Land FOR GIRLS!
A Lady on Each Arm is not about someone who has tattoos of women.
Lampshade Hanging is not about the trope where a drunk party animal wears a lampshade on his head.
- It does not involve the lynching of lighting fixtures.
The Lancer has nothing to do with an American bomber aircraft. He also does not usually carry a Blade on a Stick (though he can).
- It is not of the Mitsubishi variety, either.
- The Lancer will not drain the pus from your boil.
A Large Ham is not an overweight amateur radio enthusiast. (Except Marlon Brando, who was both]].)
Laser-Guided Amnesia is not about energy weapons that erase the memories of their targets.
- you sure?
Last Girl Wins does not contain spoilers for almost every slasher movie in existence, disregarding Twist Endings.
Late to the Party does not refer to a character joining you too late to actually be useful, or just after a plot event where they would have been particularly useful.
- Nor is it someone showing up late to an actual party.
Latex Perfection is not about supermodels who are so heavily dolled up and photoshopped that they look more like lifeless mannequins than people, nor about flawless condoms.
- Nor is it about proficiency in LaTeX.
Latin Lover is not about someone who likes the Latin language.
The Law of Bruce has nothing to do with no poofters, an absence of a Rule six, no poofters, not wanting to see any Bruce NOT drinking after seven PM, or no poofters. Neither does it have to do with Bruce Lee, or the disconcerting attractiveness of Bruce Campbell.
- Nor is it about a shark being scarier when you don't see it.
- It is not about Batman's adherence to Thou Shalt Not Kill.
Lawful Anal is not a subtrope of Eternal Sexual Freedom.
Le Parkour is not named for Peter Parker, no matter how much he exemplifies this trope. It also has nothing to do with Parker Lewis.
Leather Man is not a leather-themed superhero.
- Or Robot Master.
Left Hanging has nothing to do with turning left.
- Nor is it a corpse left hanging.
- Nor is it about a right-wing lynch mob that hangs leftists.
Legendary Carp is not about being good at fixing ships in Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates. You should be trying for Ultimate, anyway.
Legion of Doom does not mean that a certain Castlevania boss's homeworld is the game Doom
Lemon is not about poor-quality, defective cars, the Russian term for a million of any currency, or actual lemons (we hope not).
- Televised hijinks occurring at 30 Rockefeller Plaza are also not involved in any way.
- They are also not combustible, despite how much we sometimes wish they were.
Lemony Narrator is not about Narrators of Lemons, or the dude who sings "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny". It also isn't about a narrator who has just bathed in Lemon Pledge. It is not specifically about a work narrated by Tina Fey either.
Lensman Arms Race is not about a new Robot Master; neither is it about detached arms running around.
Let's Fight Like Gentlemen is not about a duel between Spies.
Let's You and Him Fight is not a ploy by the Big Bad to have his Dragon distract the hero while he escapes.
A Lethal Chef is not an accomplished cook who can kick your ass in a fight. Although El Fuerte counts as both.
The Lethal Joke Character is not The Joker. It's not the cast list of the very first Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch, either.
Level Scaling is not about going upstairs.
- Nor is it about becoming more reptilian when you level up. This is, though.
Licensed Game isn't the antonym of "unlicensed game", one not authorized by its console's manufacturer.
Lies to Children is a noun. It cannot replace the phrase "Kicks The Dog".
Light Is Not Good is not a value judgment of the protagonist of Death Note, no matter how accurate it is. Nor does L Is for Dyslexia refer to his antagonist's opinion of learning disabilities.
- As for Near-Rape Experience, we'll stop right there.
- Light Is Good has nothing to do with the Draco in Leather Pants phenomenon.
  - Nor is it Death Note's equivalent to "Tobi is a good boy,"
- Light Is Not Good is not a statement concerning the taste of light products such as light beer and light cola, either.
  - Nor does it imply that you don't trust Mega Man's creator.
  - Or that you are a vampire.
Lightning Bruiser is not able to damage elemental lightning.
- Neither is it a rather succinct description of Akihiko Sanada.
- It doesn't mean The Big Guy is resorting to Shock and Awe.
Like Is, Like, a Comma is not about rapidly and obsessively "liking" things on Facebook.
Like You Were Dying is not sarcastic.
Like You Would Really Do It is something the audience says to a writer, not something a character says to another character. That trope is You Wouldn't Shoot Me.
Lip Lock is not one of the Kissing Tropes.
- Nor is a padlock that keeps lips from kissing.
The trope Liquid Assets is a Double Entendre, but not a sexual one.
A List Song probably isn't written by Franz Liszt.
A Literal Genie is not always literally a genie.
- On the other hand, a Literal Genie is not literally a work of literature... On the literal sense.
The Little Detecto is not a Kid Detective.
Live Action TV Tropes does not involve tropers demonstrating tropes rather than relying on the written text of the wiki.
A Living Ship isn't a romantic pairing that, say, evolves in response to Character Development.
- Nor a romantic pairing between two of the few living characters in a world populated mostly by undead.
The load borne by the Load-Bearing Hero, or for that matter the Load-Bearing Boss, is usually not The Load.
A Load of Bull is not, despite appearances, a Super-Trope of Hurricane of Excuses.
Loads and Loads of Characters is not the same as Walls of Text.
- Nor does it meant lots of characters that are all The Load.
Loads and Loads of Loading doesn't refer to having to load a gun many times. Most fictional characters don't.
Local Stars is not about local celebrities.
Locked Out of the Fight does not list pages which gets locked due to edit wars.
A Logic Bomb should not explode by itself.
The Loins Sleep Tonight is not about meat cuts sleeping.
A Lolicon is not the aged-down version of a "ROFLicon". Neither does it have to do with lollipop-wielding conmen.
- Nor is it any kind of convention.
- Nor is it short for "rolling computer".
- ...Lollipop-wielding conmen often do have it, though.
- It is not a desktop icon used to launch the "Laugh Out Loud" program.
"London, England" Syndrome is not the idea that London is the only part of England. That's Britain Is Only London.
- Nor it is a disease discovered by sir London England, medicine doctor.
The Long Game is not the bane of your weekly gaming club.
- Nor does it refer to hunting Longcats.
Looney Toons Big List Of Booboos And Blunders is not an Evil Overlord List for Elmer Fudd.
The Lord British Postulate has everything to do with Richard Garriot and nothing to do with Vic Viper's wingman.
Lost Forever is not about having No Sense of Direction, not even if that affliction lasts for one's entire lifetime. It is also not a campaign in support of the TV show Lost.
Loveable Rogue does not refer to fan consensus on the X-Men character of the same name.
- It is also not about the character of the same name from Mega Man Star Force. Not that this Rogue is loveable.
Loving a Shadow does not refer to having a crush on someone you can't really be said to know, in the manner of celebrity worshippers, medieval knights, or Charlie Brown and the never-seen little red-haired girl.
- It also has nothing to do with Maria Robotnik.
- Or Midna.
- Or the plot of Tenchi in Tokyo.
Low Fantasy is not about subterranean dwarfs.
- Nor is it about a Final Fantasy game with bad ratings.
Lucky Bastard is not the all-boys version of Lucky Star.
- Nor is it about fortunate illegitimate children.
Lucky Charms Title has nothing to do with the breakfast cereal.
- Nor with Leprechauns of any kind.
Ludicrous Gibs is not the name of a Bond girl.
- And it has nothing to do with NCIS.
- Or Pirates of the Caribbean.
- Or The Bee Gees.
Lying in the Dirt Together is not at all what it sounds like.
- It also has nothing to do with mass graves, nor with telling lies.
Lyrical Shoehorn is not about people shoehorning in Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha examples where they don't belong.
- Nor is it about using songs to put shoes on.
- Or the kind with teeth.