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* [[Good Is Not Nice]]: He does do very heroic stuff on occasion, but also admits to enjoying being a dick.
* [[Good Is Not Nice]]: He does do very heroic stuff on occasion, but also admits to enjoying being a dick.
* [[Heroic Comedic Sociopath]]: [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/07/16/164-the-voice-of-the-enemy/ WHATEVER Alex did to Wily here certainly counts].
* [[Heroic Comedic Sociopath]]: [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/07/16/164-the-voice-of-the-enemy/ WHATEVER Alex did to Wily here certainly counts].
** Very much so in the non-canon omakes, where he's responsible for the atomized murder of at least 25 people via [[BFG|plasma cannon]], including but not limited to [[The Legend of Zelda (Franchise)|Link]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[The Weakest Link|Anne Robinson]]...and [[Ernest Hemingway]]. One wonders if it's begun to stray toward [[Crossing the Line Twice|Crossing The Line Three Times]] or so, by now.
** Very much so in the non-canon omakes, where he's responsible for the atomized murder of at least 25 people via [[BFG|plasma cannon]], including but not limited to [[The Legend of Zelda|Link]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[The Weakest Link|Anne Robinson]]...and [[Ernest Hemingway]]. One wonders if it's begun to stray toward [[Crossing the Line Twice|Crossing The Line Three Times]] or so, by now.
** His sociopathic tendancies are in fact so pronounced that Wily, a publicly-acknowledged villain (turned-unwilling-politician), is already horrified of what he might be capable of via his weapons and equipment.
** His sociopathic tendancies are in fact so pronounced that Wily, a publicly-acknowledged villain (turned-unwilling-politician), is already horrified of what he might be capable of via his weapons and equipment.
* [[Hidden Depths]]: For all his vulgarity and selfishness, Alex is actually very well read.
* [[Hidden Depths]]: For all his vulgarity and selfishness, Alex is actually very well read.
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* [[Seven Deadly Sins]]: Well, five. And not the original deadly sins. But they do annoy him.
* [[Seven Deadly Sins]]: Well, five. And not the original deadly sins. But they do annoy him.
* [[Sir Swearsalot]]: Alex is [[Cluster F-Bomb|a bit of a potty mouth]]. This gets [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] by Ryan in [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/07/16/164-the-voice-of-the-enemy/ this strip].
* [[Sir Swearsalot]]: Alex is [[Cluster F-Bomb|a bit of a potty mouth]]. This gets [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] by Ryan in [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/07/16/164-the-voice-of-the-enemy/ this strip].
** In ''[http://www.captainsnes.com/2006/02/07/517-the-legendary-swear-down-on-sailor-street/ The Legendary Swear-down on Sailor Street]'', Alex claims (sarcastically) that he not only might have achieved "[[Power Makes Your Hair Grow|a state of trascendent power]]" by swearing so much, but that the [[HP Lovecraft|Great Old Ones]] might have been summoned.
** In ''[http://www.captainsnes.com/2006/02/07/517-the-legendary-swear-down-on-sailor-street/ The Legendary Swear-down on Sailor Street]'', Alex claims (sarcastically) that he not only might have achieved "[[Power Makes Your Hair Grow|a state of trascendent power]]" by swearing so much, but that the [[H.P. Lovecraft|Great Old Ones]] might have been summoned.
*** Not long after that, Dr. Light states a strong desire to wash that boy's mouth out, with Wily at first mistaking it for "wishing to blow up the Gamemaster for having a potty mouth"...
*** Not long after that, Dr. Light states a strong desire to wash that boy's mouth out, with Wily at first mistaking it for "wishing to blow up the Gamemaster for having a potty mouth"...
* [[Time Stands Still]]: A power he inherited from the previous Game Master, via the game controller
* [[Time Stands Still]]: A power he inherited from the previous Game Master, via the game controller
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* [[Beware the Silly Ones]]: Mario has... a lot of quirks. But he's viewed with hushed awe by most of Videoland.
* [[Beware the Silly Ones]]: Mario has... a lot of quirks. But he's viewed with hushed awe by most of Videoland.
* [[Bunny Ears Lawyer]]: Despite Magus' complaints and his own actions, Mario knows the nature of Videoland quite thoroughly, is quite dangerous to anyone not enforcing their local reality on him, to the point where even Vegeta refers to him as 'The Great One'. [[Power Levels|He is rated 9 on the threat scale]], second behind the ''Sovereign of Sorrow herself.'' To put this in perspective, the only other threat level 9 character shown so far was an insane end-boss god-being that was tearing Nexus apart block-by-block.
* [[Bunny Ears Lawyer]]: Despite Magus' complaints and his own actions, Mario knows the nature of Videoland quite thoroughly, is quite dangerous to anyone not enforcing their local reality on him, to the point where even Vegeta refers to him as 'The Great One'. [[Power Levels|He is rated 9 on the threat scale]], second behind the ''Sovereign of Sorrow herself.'' To put this in perspective, the only other threat level 9 character shown so far was an insane end-boss god-being that was tearing Nexus apart block-by-block.
* [[No Hero to His Valet]]: [[Mega Man (Video Game)|Mega Man]] thinks he's a complete flake. He's wrong, but you can see where he's coming from.
* [[No Hero to His Valet]]: [[Mega Man (video game)|Mega Man]] thinks he's a complete flake. He's wrong, but you can see where he's coming from.
* [[When All You Have Is a Hammer]]: His solution to every problem is to jump on its head. [http://www.captainsnes.com/2005/03/03/474-unwanted-help/ He even refused to help Mega Man] in a fight against giant radioactive Q-Bert because Mega Man didn't try jumping on his head before asking for help. (Not that Mario didn't have a point, though - [http://www.captainsnes.com/2009/07/21/583-civil-showdown/ jumping on Q-Bert's head was exactly what ultimately killed him].)
* [[When All You Have Is a Hammer]]: His solution to every problem is to jump on its head. [http://www.captainsnes.com/2005/03/03/474-unwanted-help/ He even refused to help Mega Man] in a fight against giant radioactive Q-Bert because Mega Man didn't try jumping on his head before asking for help. (Not that Mario didn't have a point, though - [http://www.captainsnes.com/2009/07/21/583-civil-showdown/ jumping on Q-Bert's head was exactly what ultimately killed him].)


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* [[Badass Adorable]]: Well, the prettiest girl of the Mithril town seemed to find him adorable. Alex would probably disagree though. As for the [[Badass]] part...
* [[Badass Adorable]]: Well, the prettiest girl of the Mithril town seemed to find him adorable. Alex would probably disagree though. As for the [[Badass]] part...
* [[Badass Normal]]: He's supposedly [http://captainsnes.com/data1.html a perfectly ordinary housecat]... that nonetheless so far managed to steal the Met Hat and Yang's black belt, trick [[Final Fantasy IV (Video Game)|Kain Highwind]] into a fight that (thanks to the aforementioned items) turned out to be a [[Hopeless Boss Fight]] for Kain and take out upwards of 71 [[Mecha Mooks|robot mooks]] by [[Deadly Dodging]]. Even Game Masters fear him.
* [[Badass Normal]]: He's supposedly [http://captainsnes.com/data1.html a perfectly ordinary housecat]... that nonetheless so far managed to steal the Met Hat and Yang's black belt, trick [[Final Fantasy IV|Kain Highwind]] into a fight that (thanks to the aforementioned items) turned out to be a [[Hopeless Boss Fight]] for Kain and take out upwards of 71 [[Mecha-Mooks|robot mooks]] by [[Deadly Dodging]]. Even Game Masters fear him.
** [[Badass Abnormal]]: He's a "perfectly ordinary house cat". From Videoland. Where the phrase is anything but.
** [[Badass Abnormal]]: He's a "perfectly ordinary house cat". From Videoland. Where the phrase is anything but.
* [[Cats Are Mean]]: What he did to the Blue Mecha ? That was just cruel.
* [[Cats Are Mean]]: What he did to the Blue Mecha ? That was just cruel.
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* [[Immune to Fate]]: Maybe.
* [[Immune to Fate]]: Maybe.
* [[Killer Rabbit|Killer Cat]]: Even Alex knows his limits, and the greatest of them all is trying to fight Schrödinger, rather than work with him. When Ryan shouted that he could do it, {{spoiler|moments after the prison complex lost main power}}, Alex laughed in his face; for five minutes or so.
* [[Killer Rabbit|Killer Cat]]: Even Alex knows his limits, and the greatest of them all is trying to fight Schrödinger, rather than work with him. When Ryan shouted that he could do it, {{spoiler|moments after the prison complex lost main power}}, Alex laughed in his face; for five minutes or so.
* [[Spanner in The Works]]: Oh dear ''God''... He first appeared in Videoland when Hope initially tried to summon the new [[Game Master]], but Schrödinger showed up instead. Since then, he kept derailing ''everything'': he ruined [http://www.captainsnes.com/2001/07/19/005-the-coming-of-the-captain/ Lucca's plan to bring Marle back from another dimension by getting Alex instead] and later also her plan to save Marle [http://www.captainsnes.com/2001/11/20/058-the-cat-strikes-back/ by going to the Final Fantasy IV world instead of Crono]. This simultaneously ruined Spoony's plan [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/09/27/393-question-with-an-unexpected-answer/ to kill Crono and corrupt Marle]. Then he stole the Met Hat from Alex, [http://www.captainsnes.com/2010/03/16/612-hats-off-to-you-schrodinger/ making it impossible for Wily to track Alex's movements]. Later he further hindered Spoony's plans by [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/10/09/398-mr-suckypants/ stealing the map from Kain], making it impossible for him to find the tower of Babil on his own. When Kain's [[Stalker With a Crush]] helped him find the tower and get crystals that Spoony needs to open a path to the moon for the Sovereign of Sorrow, Schrödinger just [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/11/08/411-bait-and-switch/ stole 3 crystals from Kain] and tricked him into [[Hopeless Boss Fight]], trapping him. So it's probably a bad news for Ryan that Schrödinger somehow managed to escape from Alex's cell...
* [[Spanner in the Works]]: Oh dear ''God''... He first appeared in Videoland when Hope initially tried to summon the new [[Game Master]], but Schrödinger showed up instead. Since then, he kept derailing ''everything'': he ruined [http://www.captainsnes.com/2001/07/19/005-the-coming-of-the-captain/ Lucca's plan to bring Marle back from another dimension by getting Alex instead] and later also her plan to save Marle [http://www.captainsnes.com/2001/11/20/058-the-cat-strikes-back/ by going to the Final Fantasy IV world instead of Crono]. This simultaneously ruined Spoony's plan [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/09/27/393-question-with-an-unexpected-answer/ to kill Crono and corrupt Marle]. Then he stole the Met Hat from Alex, [http://www.captainsnes.com/2010/03/16/612-hats-off-to-you-schrodinger/ making it impossible for Wily to track Alex's movements]. Later he further hindered Spoony's plans by [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/10/09/398-mr-suckypants/ stealing the map from Kain], making it impossible for him to find the tower of Babil on his own. When Kain's [[Stalker with a Crush]] helped him find the tower and get crystals that Spoony needs to open a path to the moon for the Sovereign of Sorrow, Schrödinger just [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/11/08/411-bait-and-switch/ stole 3 crystals from Kain] and tricked him into [[Hopeless Boss Fight]], trapping him. So it's probably a bad news for Ryan that Schrödinger somehow managed to escape from Alex's cell...


== Allies ==
== Allies ==
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* {{spoiler|[[Reality Warper]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Reality Warper]]}}
* [[Super Empowering]]: Can enhance a Sprite's nature to impressive levels.
* [[Super Empowering]]: Can enhance a Sprite's nature to impressive levels.
* [[Touched By Vorlons]]: More like she is the Vorlon... and it's not a good touch.
* [[Touched by Vorlons]]: More like she is the Vorlon... and it's not a good touch.
* [[Visionary Villain]] / [[Well-Intentioned Extremist]]: Or at least she claims to be this [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/04/29/325-the-shard-of-tears/ in her conversation with Magus]. Apparently she doesn't want to destroy the Videoland simply [[For the Evulz]]; she considers the lives of its inhabitants to be full of pain and she wants to [[Mercy Kill|free them from their suffering by killing them]].
* [[Visionary Villain]] / [[Well-Intentioned Extremist]]: Or at least she claims to be this [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/04/29/325-the-shard-of-tears/ in her conversation with Magus]. Apparently she doesn't want to destroy the Videoland simply [[For the Evulz]]; she considers the lives of its inhabitants to be full of pain and she wants to [[Mercy Kill|free them from their suffering by killing them]].


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'''Eggplant Wizard'''
'''Eggplant Wizard'''


* [[Achievements in Ignorance]]: You can't actually learn magic from a ''[[Mage: The Ascension (Tabletop Game)|Mage: The Ascension]]'' book. That doesn't stop him.
* [[Achievements in Ignorance]]: You can't actually learn magic from a ''[[Mage: The Ascension]]'' book. That doesn't stop him.
* [[Body Snatcher]]: He cast a spell on the survivors of the Argo that made it possible for him to do this. Whenever he gets killed, he just takes over one of the survivors' bodies and transforms it into his own - while his victim dies in his place. This saves his life in a fight against [[Metroid|Samus Aran]].
* [[Body Snatcher]]: He cast a spell on the survivors of the Argo that made it possible for him to do this. Whenever he gets killed, he just takes over one of the survivors' bodies and transforms it into his own - while his victim dies in his place. This saves his life in a fight against [[Metroid|Samus Aran]].
* [[Evil Gloating]]: Tries this twice on Samus Aran. Gets shot in the face and frozen solid for trying.
* [[Evil Gloating]]: Tries this twice on Samus Aran. Gets shot in the face and frozen solid for trying.
* [[Gone Horribly Wrong]]: His attempt to [[Mind Probe]] Samus not only has her breaking him, but she also plants a telepathic suggestion that eventually makes him break her out.
* [[Gone Horribly Wrong]]: His attempt to [[Mind Probe]] Samus not only has her breaking him, but she also plants a telepathic suggestion that eventually makes him break her out.
** His [[Mind Probe]] on Golbez also doesn't work out so hot.
** His [[Mind Probe]] on Golbez also doesn't work out so hot.
* [[Hoist By His Own Petard]]: The [[Mind Probe]]. Also, being a [[Body Snatcher]] made it possible for {{spoiler|[[Final Fantasy IV (Video Game)|Golbez]]}} to threaten him with [[Fate Worse Than Death]] {{spoiler|and he was saved only by the Monkeyspank virus's intervention.}}
* [[Hoist by His Own Petard]]: The [[Mind Probe]]. Also, being a [[Body Snatcher]] made it possible for {{spoiler|[[Final Fantasy IV|Golbez]]}} to threaten him with [[Fate Worse Than Death]] {{spoiler|and he was saved only by the Monkeyspank virus's intervention.}}
* [[Mind Probe]]: Attempts this on Samus. It backfires. ''Horribly''.
* [[Mind Probe]]: Attempts this on Samus. It backfires. ''Horribly''.
** He tries this again on Golbez. It backfires slightly less horribly.
** He tries this again on Golbez. It backfires slightly less horribly.
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* [[Ignored Epiphany]]: He has one about the nature of his love for Rosa [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/07/01/157-kains-flashback-3-kains-revelation-2/ in episode 157].
* [[Ignored Epiphany]]: He has one about the nature of his love for Rosa [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/07/01/157-kains-flashback-3-kains-revelation-2/ in episode 157].
* [[No Sense of Direction]]: The side effect of his brainwashing.
* [[No Sense of Direction]]: The side effect of his brainwashing.
* [[Stalker With a Crush]]: He is completely obsessed with Queen Rosa, [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/05/02/107-hopefully-hes-not-into-sheisen-2/ to the point where he built] [[Stalker Shrine|a (disturbing) shrine to her]]. Eventually, [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/10/25/405-tock-of-the-clock/ he got his own stalker with a crush.]
* [[Stalker with a Crush]]: He is completely obsessed with Queen Rosa, [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/05/02/107-hopefully-hes-not-into-sheisen-2/ to the point where he built] [[Stalker Shrine|a (disturbing) shrine to her]]. Eventually, [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/10/25/405-tock-of-the-clock/ he got his own stalker with a crush.]
* [[Unwitting Pawn]]: As a part of Spoony's plan to summon the Sovereign of Sorrow Kain was ordered to kill Bob. He ended up being tricked by Bob into thinking that Bikke was Bob in disguise, letting him go (and eventually help Alex escape from prison) and killing Bikke. [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/06/27/154-doesnt-he-know-to-take-the-bad-news-first-2/ Spoony wasn't too happy about this].
* [[Unwitting Pawn]]: As a part of Spoony's plan to summon the Sovereign of Sorrow Kain was ordered to kill Bob. He ended up being tricked by Bob into thinking that Bikke was Bob in disguise, letting him go (and eventually help Alex escape from prison) and killing Bikke. [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/06/27/154-doesnt-he-know-to-take-the-bad-news-first-2/ Spoony wasn't too happy about this].
* [[Weak-Willed]]: [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/04/30/106-protect-the-environment-recycle-old-jokes/ Lampshaded by Alex]:
* [[Weak-Willed]]: [http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/04/30/106-protect-the-environment-recycle-old-jokes/ Lampshaded by Alex]:
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'''Alanis Morrisette'''
'''Alanis Morrisette'''


* [[Did We Just Have Tea With Cthulhu?]]: She helps Alex out sometimes.
* [[Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?]]: She helps Alex out sometimes.
* [[Innocent Fanservice Girl]]: She's naked. A lot.
* [[Innocent Fanservice Girl]]: She's naked. A lot.
** Although, judging from [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/01/18/264-censorship-isnt-all-bad-2/ this comic], it's more a case of Innocent [[Fan Disservice]] Girl.
** Although, judging from [http://www.captainsnes.com/2003/01/18/264-censorship-isnt-all-bad-2/ this comic], it's more a case of Innocent [[Fan Disservice]] Girl.
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* [[Black and White Morality|Druggies VS Non-Druggies Morality]]
* [[Black and White Morality|Druggies VS Non-Druggies Morality]]
* [[Insane Troll Logic]]: During their confrontation, after Mario dodges his bullets and teases him for it, Max Force claims he did not miss Mario because he was actually shooting a drug tree, invisible drug beetles and drug-filled air molecules.
* [[Insane Troll Logic]]: During their confrontation, after Mario dodges his bullets and teases him for it, Max Force claims he did not miss Mario because he was actually shooting a drug tree, invisible drug beetles and drug-filled air molecules.
* [[Knight Templar]]: Max Force makes [[Order of the Stick (Webcomic)|Miko Miyazaki]] look like a saint in comparison.
* [[Knight Templar]]: Max Force makes [[The Order of the Stick|Miko Miyazaki]] look like a saint in comparison.
* [[Mind Probe]]: Subjected to one by Magus, whom was attempting to find out just what happened to him. Ended up as a...
* [[Mind Probe]]: Subjected to one by Magus, whom was attempting to find out just what happened to him. Ended up as a...
* [[Mind Rape]]: When Magus tried to dig a little too forcibly.
* [[Mind Rape]]: When Magus tried to dig a little too forcibly.
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* [[Enemy Mine]]: He gladly joins forces with Dr. Light, since there's no point in taking over Videoland if the Sovereign of Sorrow destroys everything. However, it's pretty obvious that he's simultaneously [http://www.captainsnes.com/2009/07/17/582-wave-of-hope/ plotting] [http://www.captainsnes.com/2010/03/16/612-hats-off-to-you-schrodinger/ something] (most likely) evil.
* [[Enemy Mine]]: He gladly joins forces with Dr. Light, since there's no point in taking over Videoland if the Sovereign of Sorrow destroys everything. However, it's pretty obvious that he's simultaneously [http://www.captainsnes.com/2009/07/17/582-wave-of-hope/ plotting] [http://www.captainsnes.com/2010/03/16/612-hats-off-to-you-schrodinger/ something] (most likely) evil.
* [[Evil Laugh]]: Well, you can't be a [[Mad Scientist]] without pulling [http://www.captainsnes.com/2005/05/19/482-the-shadow-of-light/ one of these every now and then].
* [[Evil Laugh]]: Well, you can't be a [[Mad Scientist]] without pulling [http://www.captainsnes.com/2005/05/19/482-the-shadow-of-light/ one of these every now and then].
* [[Kicked Upstairs]] / [[Be Careful What You Wish For]]: Sure, he is vice-president of Videoland... but the president is [[Popular Is Dumb]] [[Final Fight (Video Game)|Mike Haggar]], who even abolished every tax in Videoland and transformed the presidential palace in a motel to earn the governmental budget. As of Wily's most recent estimates, they're only $99 billion dollars in the red. Wily has to spend pretty much all his time trying to minimize the damage caused by Haggar's decisions.
* [[Kicked Upstairs]] / [[Be Careful What You Wish For]]: Sure, he is vice-president of Videoland... but the president is [[Popular Is Dumb]] [[Final Fight|Mike Haggar]], who even abolished every tax in Videoland and transformed the presidential palace in a motel to earn the governmental budget. As of Wily's most recent estimates, they're only $99 billion dollars in the red. Wily has to spend pretty much all his time trying to minimize the damage caused by Haggar's decisions.
{{quote| '''Wily''': [[I Can't Believe I'm Saying This|I miss Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo.]]}}
{{quote| '''Wily''': [[I Can't Believe I'm Saying This|I miss Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo.]]}}
** Not to mention that he can't try to quit or overrule Haggar, or Proto Man/Blues will take that as proof that he's a [[President Evil]] and kidnap him so he can force him to [[Cool and Unusual Punishment|listen to Garth Brooks]].
** Not to mention that he can't try to quit or overrule Haggar, or Proto Man/Blues will take that as proof that he's a [[President Evil]] and kidnap him so he can force him to [[Cool and Unusual Punishment|listen to Garth Brooks]].

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Heroes

Alex Williams

 "Sweet Christmas, that's stupid fresh!"

Mario

  IT'SA ME! MARIO!"

Samus Aran

  • Action Girl: Hell yeah.
  • Badass: It's Samus Aran. What do you think?
    • Badass in Distress: Yeah, Eggplant Wizard gets the drop on her. That doesn't stop her from dominating almost every situation she's in with him.
  • Combat Pragmatist: She does not care about Eggplant Wizard's plots. She just shoots him in the face with a mega bomb.

Crono

Cecil Harvey

  • Badass: So far we didn't really see him in combat much, but he did curbstomp powered-up Antlion.
  • Last Second Chance: During his confrontation with Spoony he repeatedly warns him that serving the Sovereign will ultimately only bring sorrow even to Spoony himself and offers to help him.
  • The Paladin
  • What the Hell, Hero?: Spoony's reason for revenge on Cecil was because back in Final Fantasy IV, Cecil not only changed his name to Spoony, but also immediately killed him every time he was alive in a random encounter. Though in Cecil's defense, the fault lies with Alex as he was playing the game and controlling Cecil, and he wanted Edward dead because it meant more EXP for the rest of the party.

Mega Man

Green Mega Man

  • Badass Adorable: The Trope Namer
  • Chronic Hero Syndrome: He even insists on saving Amon after he accidentally launched him into the Desert of Shattered Dreams.
  • Does Not Know His Own Strength: Sort of. While he appears to be well aware of how strong he is, he does not quite know the formula for imparting kinetic energy. When he is told he forgot to square the velocity after hitting Amon, Amon goes from knocked back a few feet, to being launched several thousand fast enough to create a sonic boom, and through a few dunes into a desert that denies sprites their resistances.
  • Heroic Mime: Like in Crono's case, it's only Alex who can't hear him.
  • My God, What Have I Done?: After knocking Amon into a desert.
  • Sharing a Body / Split Personality: In Captain SNES universe the original Mega Man and the Mega Man from Captain N may be two separate entities. More specifically, Green Mega Man is a program created by Dr Wright that may be only sharing a body with the original Mega Man. However, the relation between them isn't entirely clear - Mega Man insists that they are not the same being, while Green Mega Man wants to make him admit they are.
  • Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: Very much on the idealistic end, maybe even to the point when he can't understand why someone wouldn't share his beliefs:

Schrödinger the cat

  "Meow"

Allies

Magus

Bass

  • Genius Ditz: Alex sees him as this. He comes across as not overly bright, but put him in a situation that plays to his strengths and he's pretty damn good at it. Or as Bass would put it, pretty damn evil at it.

Vegeta

  • Worf Has The Flu: The reason Vegeta doesn't swoop in and kick Daos' ass is because he's got hypertension and can no longer fight.

Doctor Wright

  • Butt Monkey
  • Genius Ditz: Dr. Wright has generally been shown acting like a complete moron, but he did reformat Mega Man into his super-strong Captain N iteration and helped build the Gate, which is essentially a Cosmic Keystone which keeps the reality of the desert from completely isolating, if not outright consuming, their universe. In addition, he has more than once realized things that Mega Man didn't -- most importantly, the fact that Roll was Sorrow-Touched.

Villains

The Sovereign of Sorrow

Monkeyspank

  • Beware the Silly Ones: He's an annoying, hyperactive pop-up virus. He's also working to end existence.
  • Bunny Ears Lawyer/Obfuscating Stupidity: He's either putting on an act to get people to underestimate him, or he using his annoying, hyperactive personality to put people off. But he's pretty damn dangerous given his access to the environment systems.

Eggplant Wizard

Kain Highwind

 Soon my dear Rose, you will be mine!"

 Kain is the reason you don't want your 3rd edition D&D fighter to have a Will save of -1. Because you'll end up getting manipulated by every asshole and their mother who can cast charm person.

Bowser

Daos, Gades and Amon

  • Badass: All of them.
  • Badass Boast: Probably a half or more of their lines are this.
  • Big Bad Wannabes: Of "could legitimately be Big Bad if the real Big Bad wasn't even more Badass than they are" variety.
  • Deader Than Dead: Daos and Gades, suggested by Word of God.
  • Jerkass Gods: Alex certainly thinks so.
  • Karmic Death: Daos and Gades die feeling for the first time the same feeling they tried to bring upon countless innocent people: terror.
  • Mind Rape: Stated by Alex to be what they did to Sailor Mercury.
  • Out-Gambitted: The Sinistrals wanted to get the Shard of Tears because the Sovereign of Sorrow told them it would give them power over her, which in turn would allow them to free Erim from her influence as well as make them practically invincible. They went to the Nexus because the Sovereign told them that's were the Shard was. She also told them that the Gamemaster is her champion, so when they met Alex in Nexus they wanted to kill him or at least make him serve them. It looked like the Sinistrals were on their way to become the Big Bads of the story... until Alex pointed out that going to the Nexus and fighting him was exactly what the Sovereign wanted them to do, as it meant that her enemies, instead of trying to fight her, would fight against each other. Which is what ultimately happened - Alex ended up killing two of the Sinistrals, but not before learning that he couldn't oppose the Sovereign without paying a price.
  • Physical Gods
  • Pride: One of their defining traits. As Alex pointed out, upon meeting someone who's more powerful than they are or at least refuses to bend to their will, the Sinistrals just refuse to let it go; their arrogance blinds them and they can only think about killing or subjugating their opponent. This eventually leads to Daos's and Gades's undoing and to Amon being trapped on the Desert of Shattered Dreams.
  • Your Mom: Mega Man manages to enrage Amon by saying this. Why a physical incarnation would be so agitated over this is a mystery, seeing as how Amon doesn't actually have parents.

Alex's Flaws

Zeromus

  • The Ditz: Which begs the interesting philosophical question: is the author telling us that hatred naturally makes you stupid?
  • Look Behind You!: Fell for it 3 times.
    • Crying Wolf: The fourth time there really was a naked Alanis Morrisette behind him.
  • Seven Deadly Sins: Wrath
  • Too Dumb to Live: He is actually the embodiment of Alex's hatred of what Alex hates the most. i.e.: stupid people

Alanis Morrisette

Touched

Lucca

Gato

Max Force

  • Ax Crazy
  • Druggies VS Non-Druggies Morality
  • Insane Troll Logic: During their confrontation, after Mario dodges his bullets and teases him for it, Max Force claims he did not miss Mario because he was actually shooting a drug tree, invisible drug beetles and drug-filled air molecules.
  • Knight Templar: Max Force makes Miko Miyazaki look like a saint in comparison.
  • Mind Probe: Subjected to one by Magus, whom was attempting to find out just what happened to him. Ended up as a...
  • Mind Rape: When Magus tried to dig a little too forcibly.
  • Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: Pre-Great Change/Touch, he was incredibily idealistic. Pre-Touched Max was more than willing to fight an impossible battle not expecting to win, but because its moraly right. Post-Great Change/Touch on the other hand...

Rydia

Spoony

 Edward: HO HO HO!

Rydia: That's Santa Claus's laugh, Golbez Jr.

    • That is, until he stops playing around.
  • Villain Forgot to Level Grind: Due to Alex playing FFIV and ordering Cecil to kill Spoony every time he was alive in a random encounter, the only EXP Spoony obtained was in his only mandatory story battle, otherwise he remains at the same level that he joined the party in the game. As a result, he can't even touch Cecil, since Alex level grinded him to Lv99.

Others

Ryan (Alex's captor)

  • Divided We Fall: He can't exactly be called truly evil. Both he and Alex want to protect the Videoland, but that doesn't stop them from fighting over which one of them should be the Game Master.
  • Gosh Dang It to Heck: He hates Alex's tendency to swear and tries to either completely avoid swearing himself (he even refuses to say 'bastard') or at worst use very mild (like 'heck') or made-up cuss words.

 Ryan: What the frick just happened?!?!?!

Alex: (...) Don't use fake swear words. That's just dumb.

 Alex: For fuck's sake, we're friends.

Ryan: Don't... call me that!

Alex: I know it doesn't feel like it now, but we've got history together! Good history!

Bob

Doctor Wily

King Hippo