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Doug Walker

• From the Edward R. Spoof: The judge suddenly acting like a immature child and calling Doug Walker "Mister Threaty McThreatPants".
• The Most Disturbing Aristocrats Joke Ever.
• Video Game Confessions' first episode involved Mario, which can best be summed up by this sentence:

Dominic: Where was I? Oh, right. His wife's a kinky slut.

• • Link hitting on Sheik, then pathetically backtracking when Zelda takes off the mask. And then Samus Aran comes in...
    • while it may be a small thing, I always get a chuckle over the Video Games Confession for Sheik/Zelda:

Dominic: She had this story involving a pig-man... Eh, it didn't sound that epic anyway.

• • Video Game Confessions turns Samus into a godlike Heroic Sociopath with a hilariously hair-trigger personality (namely, a Berserk Button that is nearly impossible not to press-body issues) as well as a Crosses the Line Twice approach to everyone (her..."logic"...being that she's reminding them that a body is a fragile thing by inflicting great pain on it). Just watch it. This Troper doesn't know about you, but she officially became my favorite character.
  • The Solid Snake episode. Hearing all the insane things the killer did to Snake's parents is funny enough, but there's the little issue about how Snake, being cloned, doesn't really HAVE parents... which, when Doug learned about it, immediately followed up with Dominic confronting Snake about it. What happened from then has to be heard to be believed. Why? Well... here's the line where things get interesting:

Dominic: I said, "I know what this is; you like your box, you can't explain why, it's some sort of childish connection, and you made up some bullcrap story for it." ...then, all of a sudden, the box started talking.

• • The Princess Daisy episode is probably the most clever one in the entire series. And also one of the most hilarious.

"... So I asked very kindly..." Dominic: What is [Princess Peach] to you, exactly? I mean, are you her friend, are you her sister..? Daisy: Clone. Dominic: Oh! OK................................ What.

• • The Portal episode. 1. Chell being a political radio talkshow host before the tests, and 2. Killing herself simply because she was offered a piece of cake.
• From "Theme Song Lyrics," a song about the devil incarnate stealing the viewer's soul, set to the sweet and gentle theme song of Doogie Howser, M.D..
  • Anyone who remembered Doug's meltdown over Doug in the Nicktoons review was expecting big things from the show's theme lyrics. It doesn't disappoint.
• Doug "playing" The Conduit: I'm trying to pick up a grenade.

Bargo: Be careful, you're gonna die soon. Nostalgia Critic: Ha! Joke's on you, I'm already dead!

• Reverend Nutt Job. Just....... Reverend Nutt Job.
• The commentary for The Garbage Pail Kids Movie review shows that it is one of the few movies that annoys Doug both in character and out of character. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Rob's imitation the Garbage Pail Kids.
  • "Oh no, Santa Christ! They got Santa Christ!" (as Santa Christ) "I'm not ugly, ho ho. I just want to bring...Sega Genesises to the world."
• The Tommy Wiseau Show. You do not want to serve Doug Walker a Frivolous Lawsuit.
• The PodOmatic interview with Nostalgia Critic, Nostalgia Chick, and Linkara involved Doug, about 25 minutes in, ranting about 3D movies while doing an impression of Chris Tucker. It also had Lindsay Ellis doing a snarling insult of a company shipping policies in a German accent, then having an Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping into an East Indian one.
• The Tommy Wiseau Show Live: (to a Hetalia cosplayer) "Yes you, the Nazi. I loved you in Inglourious Basterds."
  • Made even better in that the person was cosplaying as ENGLAND, not Germany.
• Doug riffing on Boys Beware. 'Nuff said.
• His parody of Heath Ledger's Joker as he practices his various backstories.
• From Doug's trip to Austria:
  • Complaining about his hotel room, which switches to a whisper halfway through because the walls are so thin he got slapped with a noise complaint.
  • Super Dickmann's.

"I think it speaks for itself."

• • DRAGO!
  • After noticing that nearly all the buildings in Austria, as a result of age, need posters to cover up the damage:

"This isn't a city anymore! Its a fucking poster gallery!"

• • Doug makes his opinion of modern art abundantly clear.
  • Following on from the Nostalgia Critic episode about cereal mascots, he pauses in the middle of a tour of Vienna to make a detailed survey of how Austrian-localised cereal mascots differ from their American counterparts.
  • Pigeons fighting over Bugle crumbs while the Mortal Kombat theme plays.
  • While in a room of eerie-looking puppets:

"It's Julie Taymor's playhouse! ...I'm sure only like, 5 of you got that joke, but the 5 who did are gonna be laughing..."

• • The "Put that cookie down" Stupid Statement Dance Mix playing throughout the entire trip to the Arnold Schwarzenegger Museum.
  • The "Mozart's balls" Running Gag.
  • This response from a guide after all of Doug's Snarking:

"I am never watching your show again."

• • When he discovers that if you sign the Schwarzenegger Museum guestbook, the signatures will be sent to Schwarzenegger, he gives us two - "I have gotten to the choppa...and it is good!" and "Dis house has warmed de cold harded".
• From his riffing of a Casper cartoon:
  • Doug constantly reminding the viewer that "it's not that kind of story"
  • The ghost of Christopher Walken
  • Come on Fox, do a barrel roll.
  • At the beginnning:

"Bud." "Weis." "... Jim." "Goddammit, Er!"

• His take on the infamous rant from Downfall.
• When Doug loses his voice, we get THIS.
  • Still, I feel bad about not giving you guys anything this week...here's "Ask That Guy" raping Ma-Ti. And then the twist at the end.
  • "Darn".
• Fear and Loathing in ShadoCon had a long string of 'em.
  • "Bob Dylan! Get it away! Get it away!"
  • Batman's constant attempts to get a hug.
  • Along with this video at the same convention.
• There is a sex trade... of sock puppets.
• The story about the old couple behind him when he saw Black Swan. "She's turning into a swan!"
  • Which finally resulted in: "CHICKEN!"
• His "Top 10 Films I Hate But Everyone Else Loves" list. It's hilarious to see him go nuts over films like Matilda, District9 and Moulin Rouge.
• The "Top 10 Films Doug Likes But Everyone Else Hates" list has him describing what he liked about Star Trek: Nemesis and commenting that he's being such a geek.
• In the "Doug's Top 10 WORST Clichès" list, while discussing the Jittercam trope, he goes "A little shaking is okay, but nobody runs like thiiiis! *flails around wildly enough to make his hat fall off*
• Doug riffs on the little-known educational short Soapy! The Germ Fighter, and characterizes the titular soap-costumed mascot as a pedophiliac, severely obsessive-compulsive, murderous, sexist Complete Monster possibly beyond the ken of Man. For laughs.
• Kyle Hebert is an A**HOLE!. Just...all of it.
  • And the bonus video of Eric Vale improvising that he's going to rape Hebert, with none of the people filming making a peep because they want to see just how far it'll go. It takes Vale knocking Hebert's head into the table to make them break.
• From Doug's "Top 11 Nostalgia Critics I Will Never Do," he opens the video by noting that it's been raining a lot. Then as he reaches number 9, we hear it begin to hail. Doug pauses, then cries "And it's hailing! It's fucking hailing!"
  • Well, he DID say that Chicago had suddenly become Seattle, and God knows our weather does that.
• Dishy Pasta Bra
• Doug's reaction to Kony 2012
  • "I JUST WANT MY PORN!"

Y Ruler of Time

• From the Read Right To Left review of Naruto, as Y Ruler Of Time describes the Raikiri, which involves Kakashi punching people with an electrified fist:

YROT: Unfortunately, he doesn't follow up on his many opportunities to shout "I AM A MAYUN!!!"

• • Right before the timeskip, when Sasuke leans over Naruto's unconscious body and YROT realizes there's a little too much Subtext going on.

YROT: Necklaces of each other's faces? Did they have a summer fling?

• • • YROT's description of said moment:

YROT: So Naruto is unconscious and Sasuke... er... attempts to reenact the upside-down kiss from Spider-Man?

• YROT's Prince of Tennis Part 3 has him slowly going nuts over the increasingly absurd action, before finally breaking during the last serve of a game, struggling to compose himself, and whacking the camera with his racket to avoid having to read anymore.
  • "You could write a 200-page page on how that gives a gigantic middle finger to kinectics!"
  • "...Which causes him to transform into one half of Siegfried and Roy!"
  • Things Prince Of Tennis Could Have Been About But Isn't Because Kenomi Takashi Is A F#ckhead, AKA the easy-to-remember acronym TPOTCHBABWBKTIAF.
  • "Arrogant, conceited, hates to lose... Man, this guy's a great classic villain! Would e a sucky hero, though... Right, Echizen?"
  • "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Gary Motherf#cking Stu."
  • His reaction to the number of chapters in the series, as well as him realizing why it's so popular.
  • "Echizen's gone radioactive! He's gonna blow! (ducks) (resurfaces) And not the way he usually does! (ducks again)"
  • His reaction to tennis star "The Emperor": "Join me, and we shall rule as senior high school student and senior high school student, he he he..."
• Oh, so many in Y, Ruler Of Time's Let's Bible review.

Demon Mariachi: I~... Am an angel... Original Archangel Lucifer... Y, ROT: Oh my God, he's Sat- Demons Mariachi: ... His son's son's son's son's son. Called Sancho. Y, ROT: * Sounding authentically disappointed* ... Oh, okay then... He's... He's not.

• • Right after that he has an Imagine Spot where Satan breaks up with his girlfriend.

"Oh, yeah!? Well, see you in my place, bitch! * Hangs up and proceeds to cry*

• • HOLY CRAP! It's BEELZEBOSS!!!
  • Shortly after the main character gropes Iesus...

Y, ROT: Dude, Vulcan, you might want to stop groping the good shepherd, the King of Israel, the lion of Judah! ...Not out of concern for offending anybody, just if God turns out to be one of those overprotective father types? You're royally screwed.

• His first Reaction Shots video gives quick thoughts on Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Death Note... and it is awesome.
  • On One Piece's female leads: "They're pretty well-developed if you know what I mean... by which I mean they're strong characters with interesting backstories.
    • Turns this into a Brick Joke with Bleach's female leads: "She's awesome, and she's well-developed! By which I mean she has big boobs."
  • "I'M GETTING AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO A BOAT!"
  • One Piece...

Y, ROT: It's about pirates! Pirate!Y: *In the worst pirate costume ever, and doing the hook with his index finger* Arr! Y, ROT: Only some of them have super powers! Pirate!Y: *Same costume but with a cape, raising his "hook" hand as if to fly* Arr, ar-arr!

• His horrified reaction when he hears the lyrics to Soulja Boy's song Anime
  • "SPEAK ENGLISH!"
  • His Call Back to Soulja Boy's Xbox Live video challenge when he mentions Marvel vs. Capcom in the lyrics.
  • When he explains that attempting to rhyme "anime" with anything will not work, and says any other word can make a better rap. So he proceeds to rap about his chair.

"God, I'm white!"

• During his review of Bakuman｡, Y ponders how Nizuma Eiji is so successful despite his zany behavior, and thinks he should consider acting like him...

Y, ROT: Vroom, script! That is how script is done, yess! Y, ROT: Comment, snark! Enunciate, pronoooouce! Y, ROT: Edit! Panel effect! ZOOOOOM!!!

• Alive:
  • YROT mimicking the protagonist's derpiest moment. "GRAH!"
  • "I'm crushing your head!"
  • "Gah! It's Tricky Dick! He's alive! I knew it!"

Sean Fausz

• The "Bust a Nut" segment of Epic Fail #6. Specifically the expression on Sean's face at the moment of realization.
• Mike J creeping out Sean Fausz with his "knowledge of pornography" by playing 2 Girls 1 Cup with a smile on his face.

Sean: This got awkward.

Luke Mochrie

• Phillip talking about the dialogue in Season of the Witch. "I'd rather have my ears fucked by toothpaste, with pitchforks, on fire.
• Phillip learns who directed No Strings Attached

Phillip: But what can you expect from the director of... Ringo: Ghostbusters Phillip: Exactly... What?

Transmission Awesome

• Transmission Awesome #32: The Arnold Off. Now available in animated form.
• RolloT discussing, in an upbeat and casual tone, how everyone in Narutaru "gets raped and dies".

Y Ruler Of Time: How wonderful. RolloT: Or some of them commit suicide.

• Transmission Awesome's Let's Play of Conquests of the Longbow: "We gawt 'im!"
  • How about their video of The Legend of Kyrandia where Paw voices Brandon with a ridiculously pathetic voice? Or when they played Discworld and Rollo T voiced the Luggage as a foul-mouthed, Cockney racist?
    • Sean:"We didn't get 'im!"
    • Also, Angry Joe using a falsetto. Everyone is sent into hysterics.
  • The full version of Longbow on blip is even better. Among them:
    • The conversation between Marian and Robin (which goes on for so ridiculously long that Sean and Paw just begin to throw out random voices to make it entertaining),
    • The Jamaican Douche Tree,
    • Rollo T making the pixie shout "I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR GAME UP AGAIN!", as well as Y referencing The Fairly OddParents (nobody else gets it),
    • and their refusal to save over the point labeled "Pizzle-Nosed Wretch".
• From episode 14, Coldguy laughing hysterically for almost 4 whole minutes.

Spooning With Spoony

• Spooning with Spoony. Just...Spooning With Spoony.
  • "....why does my ass hurt?"
  • "....are you still here?"
  • "What's your problem? I double-bagged it!"
  • "My daddy didn't love me!" "Daddy loves you just fine."
  • Benzaie climbing on top of Spoony wearing seemingly naught but the Nostalgia Chick's bowtie and commenting "I brought some coffee!"
  • From the outtakes, Lindsay chants "Dead puppies" while attempting to stop giggling, then shares that she imagines John Turturro getting pissed on. Understandably, Spoony replies "That didn't help."
• My gods... the second episode... my gods the second episode... the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Joe's faces... oh my gods... too... hilarious... can't stop laughing... my stomach... hurts........
  • All of that was certainly funny, but what got This Troper the most was Bennett the Sage's nonchalant greeting at the end. Made even funnier after his guest performance in Ask That Guy.
  • Spooning with Spoony 2: How the Nostalgia Critic manages to keep a horrified face for over a minute with Spoony grinding out obscenity after obscenity right next to him.
• Linking Up With Linkara!

Linkara: "...Can I watch?" Nostalgia Chick: "No, cause that's exploitation and you're a feminist and that's bad." Linkara: (through tears) "I KNO-O-OW!"

• • The stinger:

Sage: You gave me a dollar?!

• Rejected Spooning with Spoony Ideas
  • Jacking Off with JesuOtaku.

JesuOtaku: How in twenty fucks would I even do that? [Cue Spoony and Luke leaning in, leering at her.]

• • Bending with Bennett the Sage

[cue a screaming Spoony with Bennett next to him grinning evilly]

Dragonball Evolution Review

• The entirety of the Channel Awesome Dragonball Evolution review. Highlights include:
  • The reaction to Lord Kat eating a strawberry in a sexual manner.
    • RolloT: *trying to slit his throat* "CAN'T UNSEE!!!!"
      • As a bit of a Brick Joke, a little bit afterward, when they cut back to the group, RolloT is staring at a strawberry stem with this horrified look on his face.
  • The Happy Video Game Nerd's cameo. "Oooh! Free Beer!"
  • Little Kuriboh appearing to rescue Masako X.
    • One word: "'Sup."
  • Y Ruler of Time's rant in reaction to the introduction of "Airbending".
  • The person behind everything turning out to be The Nostalgia Critic.
  • The repeated cry of "[insert name here], what've they done to you?!"
  • This exchange:

Y Ruler of Time: Why does Piccolo wants the Dragon Ball? In the manga, he wants to use his wish to grant him eternal youth. But here, his goals are entirely ambiguous. So what does he want? Revenge? Sean: Women? Paw: Money? Lord Kat: Strawberries? Rollo T: The world?? M. Bison: OF COURSE!!!

• • How could we forget the exchange between Chow Yun-Fat and Ernie Hudson?

Chow: Aaah, Ernie Hudson... how did they get you here? Ernie: They backed up this huge dump truck full of money onto my lawn. Chow: Ah, have you gone swimming in your money yet? Ernie: Not yet. But I'm gonna Scrooge McDuck it!

• • • And then later:

Ernie: Yo, Murray just called, there's gonna be a Ghostbusters 3, and there's another dump truck full of money in my backyard. Yeah, have fun finishing Sailor Moon or whatever the fuck this is, I don't give a shit. Piccolo: With this Dragonball, Group: I thee wed.

• • "Achievment Unlocked: 10G - Attempted Murder"
  • Paw's introductory name card just showing his hands as he's dragged down the hall.
  • The outtakes are gold too. "Toasty!"
    • "Ernie Hudson, you so fiiine."
    • Every time someone falls off the bed.

RolloT: How'd I get in this position?! Paw: Why am I in your crotch?!

• • Anytime Y Ruler of Time makes a Pokemon joke.

Bulma: I have to have them all. Y Ruler of Time: Wrong anime. Master Roshi: Who did you think made this trap? Y Ruler of Time: (Weakly, as he's just been pile-driven) Team...Rocket... —After the Happy Video Game Nerd escapes: "Aw! It appeared to be caught!"

The Last Airbender

• For this year's con crossover, we have Todd in the Shadows, JesuOtaku, Y Ruler of Time and Rollo T reviewing The Last Airbender with just as hilarious results:

Ernie Hudson: I'm holding out for the As Told by Ginger movie. Mmmmhmmm.

• After hearing Iroh mispronounced, Y snaps and goes into an epic rage, which actually scares JO and Rollo T to the point where they huddle together in fear. But the real gem is Todd's reaction:

Todd: So which one's Goku again? Y Ruler of Time: *screams*

• And Y's scream of anguish under the commentary after the pronunciation of Aang's name.
• Paw's reaction when he learns what their watching.

Rollo T: What a cockschmeer.

• Everyone awkwardly waving at Aasif Mandvi.
  • The Running Gag of having Admiral Zhao's dialog be done as Aasif reporting for Daily Show.
• After JesuOtaku finds out the Fire Nation is keeping Earthbenders in a rock quarry:

JesuOtaku: That's like locking Popeye in a cage of spinach!

• After the other three go on and on about how the scene makes just as much sense in context after seeing the lengthy action scene in the earthbender's prison:

Todd: And............................................. it's stupid!

• Luke Mochrie running after his inner personalities warn him about it.
  • Especially Ringo's response when compared to Phillip
• "Where'smymoneywhere'smymoney I am so sorry Avatar... Where'smymoneywhere'smymoney CHA-CHING I'M OUT OF THIS TURD FEST!"
• Guess who the Blue Spirit is:

JesuOtaku: Is it A) Sokka, B) That Old Dude or... Todd: IT'S ZUKO!! OF COURSE IT'S FREAKING ZUKO! WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD IT BE?!

• The Critical Marine having a Vietnam-esque flashback to watching The Last Airbender.
  • Complete with "All Along the Watchtower" in the background.
• "When we get back, we see that Oong and friends have reached the North Pole and apparently the most impressive green screen they've ever seen in their lives."
• I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE!
• The censoring of Princess Yue's penis hair.
• Lit Torches Count: 9, 28, 40, 104, Oh Fuck It.
• LordKat showing up at the door shirtless with a banana... and Y slamming the door in his face and bolt locking it. All to the theme music for the Swamp Tribe.
  • Made even better by the text above LordKat's name simply reading "Why".
• "I hate everything. Everything and everyone. None shall survive my wrath."
• The Nostalgia Critic: Oh George Takei! Teach me the Spocker... well, this is awkward.

The Nostalgia Critic: Wow, you really let yourself go, 8-Bit Mickey.

• Accompanying a particularly stupid-looking bending scene with "Single Ladies."
• The true mastermind behind it all.. Jew Wario! Who... accidentally left his DVD in Y's case.
• Kirbopher's appearance at the very end of the video.

Southland Tales

• Quantum Teleportation.
• Linkara's Dramatic Entrance gets totally ruined by the fact that he's not sitting in a swivel chair.
• After Nash declares "I'm pregnant!" as part of a joke, JesuOtaku (who is otherwise not in the review) pops up from the floor, slaps him, and then walks off on her knees crying.
• The inexplicable shot of elephants having sex in the opening Info Dump. Lupa is completely mystified as to whether it's supposed to be a metaphor.
• The police raid overdubbed with several variations of "You're in my way, sir" from SWAT 4.
• Linkara admitting that he already had other people reviewing the movie before and everyone's reactions.
• The Chick spending most of her time staring fondly at Todd.

Hotel Awesome

• Angry Joe's Hotel Awesome Season Two, Episode One - Dr. Insano attempted to exact revenge on Angry Joe's prank from last year and it backfires.

Dr. Insano: * As he's shocked by Angry Joe* Don't tase me Joe!

• • Gay Benzaie...oh god...
  • Jew Wario helping Joe pronounce "Manga". "May Jobe Hair Is Dunay!"

Jew Wario: Dude, where are you from? Angry Joe: Texas. (Record Needle Scratch) Jew Wario: Oh. (beat) I'm sorry...

• • Joe's absolute confusion over seeing Marzgurl and Jew Wario dancing.
  • Film Brain getting the living crap beat out of him by Joe for his bad reviews of Equilibrium and Beverly Hills Cop IV...and then Joe thanks him for giving the Alien vs. Predator movie a bad review.
  • Both of Dr. Insano's appearances on Hotel Awesome end with a Stinger of Insano being beaten up, except the scene continues on a few seconds and...

Insano: (offscreen) My pancreas...

• • Ask That Guy's segment, leaving Joe thoroughly confused and squicked.
  • Part one is equally hilarious. Especially the dance-off with Benzaie which features a random cameo by Chester A. Bum.

"I just want to fit in!"

• • Also, Joe tormenting Dr. Insano is just hilarious.

Insano (Wielding an iron) Those accursed children, I will have them steampressed!'

Other Crossovers

• The entire April Fools Day mega-update of Doug's three characters doing each other's shows, with varying levels of success. Chester fits into the Nostalgia Critic's role like a glove, That Guy With The Glasses makes a game effort at a Bum Review but can't quite get all the way into it, and the Nostalgia Critic is completely stymied at Ask That Guy With The Glasses.

Nostalgia Critic: (he's just been asked how do you take over the world) Ah, now this one I can help you with: [[[Beat]], realizes] I'm not telling you. Nostalgia Critic: What's that thing he says? There's no such thing as a stupid question...well, I can't say that. You have all clearly proven that wrong.

• • Ask That Guy claiming he can't do Chester's Catch Phrase because he's no good at impressions. It works on two levels.
• The Critic and The Cinema Snob as mimes. Just... the entire video.
  • "I'm in a fucking BOX."
  • (To a female Nostalgia Critic cosplayer)"Your outfit is turning me on."
  • "Every minute of every day I feel like I'm going to be murdered. But I've gotten used to it, just like I've gotten used to a pogo stick getting shoved up my ass." Doug is visibly thrown until he just says that he isn't used to it yet.
  • "We've got five croissants shoved up my ass. But [the French] still love Jerry Lewis." "Oh yeah, yeah, don't mess with Jerry Lewis."
• Lord Kat's big time jump to seeing Dr. Smith.
• Cinema Snob and Film Brain's joint review, both of whom take shot at the others age.

Film Brain: You were there at Woodstock, weren't you? Cinema Snob: How fucking old do you think I am?!

• • "If you drink 35 beers and aren't dead or in a coma from alcohol poisoning, then God clearly loves you."

Film Brain: Wait, if you can't stand me why are you still here? Cinema Snob: Because I like being an asshole. Who'd have thought?

Cinema Snob: (This film was made in 1990) How old were you in 1990? Film Brain: ...couple of months to a year?

Cinema Snob: I'm too old for this shit.

• While reviewing the Roger Corman Fantastic Four movie, Bennett the Sage helps Linkara get around his reluctance to swear. Then he gets tired of always using the same word...
  • Bennett and Linkara simultaneously backing away from the screen after the creepy "Can Johnny and Susan go into space with us?" bit.
• The Cinema Snob and Phelous trying to review Troll 4 while various other TGWTG members randomly make cameos.

Jew Wario: (steps out of an elevator) CAMEO!

• • 8 Bit Mickey *DING!* randomly teleporting either Brad or Phelous away or randomly teleporting in their place.
  • "Where was I just now?"
  • The Nostalgia Critic wanting to watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• Spoony and Lord Kat's reaction to seeing Pumpkinhead dancing in Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge
  • The cameo at the beginning from The Nostalgia Critic.

Nostalgia Critic: No, I didn't call you anything. "Poof" is just the sound I make when I vanish. (Shuffles away while grinning nervously)

• • "Is this because I raped you in Spooning With Spoony 2?"
  • Spoony comparing the game to Blitzball. Lord Kat is quick to point out that Blitzball is relevant to the game's plot prompting Spoony to punch him in the face.
• The 2009 charity drive: Dr. Insano appeared in an attempt to take over the drive, only to have his goggles knocked off and be unmasked live before thousands. With the most appropriate timing in the history of anything, Spoony Insano screamed in horror for a few seconds right before the live feed cut out for about fifteen minutes.
  • The beginning of the drive is also pretty funny. Doug claims they didn't have enough money to bring in the guest reviewers, as they walk in one-by-one apologizing (completely deadpan) for not being able to show up, with excuses ranging from busy schedules to not liking the Critic to getting surgery. The last guest to enter is Rob:

Doug: The only other person that couldn't make it, unfortunately, was my brother, and… You know, it's-I guess it's not a really huge loss. He's always such a pain in the ass— Rob: (slides into frame sporting a big shit-eating grin) Hi, Doug. Doug: Oh, hey! Hey, I was just saying what a shame it was that you couldn't make it? Rob: What's going on here? Doug: I was talking about what a complete a-hole you are all the time, y'know, and how you can never actually make it on time. Rob: You know, I just happened to be driving through the neighborhood and I saw that there were an unusual amount of parked cars outside. Doug: Really? Rob: I was wondering, you wouldn't be thinking of doing a charity drive without me, would you? Doug: Now, you know I would invite you—I did invite you. Rob: Oh, really? Doug: Didn't you get the invitation? Rob: Yeah, you mean the one that said "Hi, we're not doing anything this weekend. Feel free to go fishing."? Doug: That's the one! Wha-were you going to go ice fishing, because it's pretty cold to go fishing nowadays, isn't it? Rob: I was going to go ice-fishing, but I decided to come here instead. Doug: Oh, that's just so kind.

• The crossover videos to promote the Game Heroes' Hero/Villain t-shirts. On the Hero side, the Nostalgia Critic has been taken hostage and is... "being treated well", having given the Hero t-shirt (with his kidnappers wearing Villain shirts). And on the Villain side is Dr. Insano, who has just about the most ridiculously gleeful look on his face as he wrenches his labcoat apart to show it off to the world.
• Film Brain forcing Linkara to watch The Spirit by invoking Miller Time against him.
  • "OF COURSE!" With Doug Walker dressed as M. Bison.
  • Dr. Linksano loses it over the melted kitten.
• From Benzaie's Year Two V-log, "A Frog in Reno":

Linkara: Rule 34!

• • The footage then goes into slow motion as he begins eating a banana.
  • Also, when he finally greets Linkara. Cue "ooh, you touch my tra-la-la".... Just hilarious. Especially given what Linkara was wearing...
  • His interpretation of 300 as a metaphor for constipation.
  • And the Stinger at the end, with Angry Joe knocking on Benzaie's door, and he... comes out dancing.
• When Phelous and Benzaie review "Humains" and realize the group was next to a road the whole time. They have a very unique way of facepalming.
• The Warrior 2-3 review ends with a battle royale between ten Dr. Insanos. Words cannot describe the epic hilarity.
  • Or heck, just everything from that episode.
  • Let's not forget the alternate universe which pokes harmless fun at both Tommy Wiseau and slash-fic writers!
    • The bloopers of said scene add more comic fuel as Spoony's receives an incoming call on his cell phone while the scene is being filmed, with him trying to answer the phone a la Tommy Wiseau.
  • Now animated for visual fun.
• Benzaie's second episode of Working at Channel Awesome is even more deranged than the first, but it has the recap of all the best moments in episode 1 in quick succession anyway, just to start things off, but then there's Benzaie's freeze-frame "Oh boy", where he's actually frozen like that and Rollo T walks past and checking to see if he's okay. The goofy expression helps too.
• From 8-Bit Mickey and Spoony's commentary of the a video featuring tips for the Wrestlemania video game, Spoony reciting the Konami Code a la Paul Bearer.
• Little Miss Gamer's Psychonauts review. Lee's "Portable Brain Tumbler"...

"I don't think it's working!" "Give it a second..." * whack!*

• Doug, Linkara, and the guys from Youmacon's MST 4 K riffing Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins has some good moments. Especially the whole Kamehouse part...
  • "Explosions, people! In case you missed it!"
  • "Note to Self:: get a turtle backpack; rape!"
  • (After... Not-Oolong Transforms into Not-Bulma :) TOUCH EACH OTHER !!! TOUCH EACH OTHER !!!
  • KAMEHA-dammit!
• One night on Lord Kat's Stream, Cinema Snob, Todd, Lupa, Rollo T, Sean, Paw, JesuOtaku, Jew Wario, Angry Joe and others found a kink meme for TGWTG fanfiction. The group spent four hours pouring over the material; the entire thing was hilarious.
  • At one point, they even found a slashfic featuring Santa Christ. "Here, have a buttplug! Ho ho ho!"
• Later that same night (once things quieted down and most of the party had signed off), Angry Joe and Obscurus Lupa got into a heated debate on the entertainment value of Doctor Who. Joe stated that he had seen only seen one two-part episode and thought it was terrible; however, being unfamiliar with the show, he didn't know the title of the episode...or which Doctor it involved...or what season it was from...or any of the actors. When pressed for details on the episode's plot, he was able to provide the following information:

"I think they were in England...there was an alien force invading"

• • After a brief pause, everyone in the call yelled (in unison) "THAT HAPPENS EVERY SEASON!"
• The entirety of Chester A. Bum's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 review. It begins with Chester finding out he's in a Con and finds his friend Lester and gets an entire crowd to do a review with him. Several of the choices for the cosplayers-as-characters were downright funny.
• The 2010 charity drive starting out with Spooning With Spoony 3. Y'know, for kids!
  • Linkaras attempt to get more people to donate:

Linkara: If we get more people donating, I will say "fuck" live during the stream! Doug: You just did. Linkara: No I didn't.

• The Deadliest Character gives us Dr. Fanboix's reaction to The Dragonzord Battle Mode.
  • When Linkara is talking about the Megazord tank mode, he talks about it's two massive energy cannons, and of course, Lightning Vision!
• Linkara and the last angry geek review One Moment In Time, no specific part, the entire review.
• Nash and JesuOtaku doing What The Fuck Is Wrong With You on Japan. Its hilarious until you see Hope's reaction. However, in order to cheer her up, Nash proposes they share the pain with others. Then it becomes triple hilarity.
  • Then Japan decides to get back at Nash and JO for giving them crap. First they send a Domokun, which savages Nash's face... and then his crotch. Once that's under a paper bin, Godzilla shows up outside... and Linkara shows up and takes care of him by playing the Green Ranger's Dagger Flute and summoning the Dragonzord.
    • The stereotypical southern hick accent and the way he just strolls in there makes it all the better, and then we get this...

Linkara: Oh by the way (drops accent) that's not my real accent.

• Guru Larry constantly messing up the line "It's a made for movie TV movie." in the outtakes of his and MikeJ's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2 review.
• Spoony and Sage's anime reviews. The way that Spoony flipped out toward the end of the Garzey's Wing review was hilarious, who wouldn't feel that way when so enraged? Then Lars, the professional ass wiper is brought in, leaving Spoony as blissful as he's ever been!

Sage: Guess what? Good news, it's over! No more "Garzey's Wing"! Spoony: [entranced] What's "Garzey's Wing"? Sage: Damn, that guy's good!

• The trailer for the 3rd Anniversary special. All the characters come out in full cosplay in an epic lineup with appropriate music, and it is a treat to watch. In order, they are dressed as:
  • Critic--Link
  • Benzaie--Conan
  • Nostalgia Chick--Arwen
  • Lupa--Snow White
  • 8-Bit Mickey--Peter Pan
  • Phelous--Rockbiter
  • Bennett--Aslan
    • But it just looks so hiliariously like The Cowardly Lion, something that definitely doesn't go unnoted in the special.
  • Handsome Tom--Willow
  • Linkara--King Arthur
  • Angry Joe--Inigo Montoya
  • Snob--Indiana Jones
  • Paw--Profion
  • Marzgurl--San
  • Film Brain and Luke Mochrie--Harry Potter
  • Spoony--Gandalf
  • Todd--The Dread Pirate Roberts
  • JewWario--Jareth the Goblin King
• In his joint review of B.C. Bimbos with The Cinema Snob, Linkara attempts to say the word "Shiteo" but stops in the middle.
  • Space Lancer Steve. That is all.
• The ending of Obscurus Lupa and Film Brain's review of Hercules In New York has Hilarious Outtakes that double as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming when you realize how much fun everyone had during the third anniversary.
• Channel Awesome Sings "Friday"
  • Hilariously, Doug doesn't even bother to sing it (even moreso than the other members), while Todd actually gets into it.
• The entirety of Phelous and Linkara's review of The AirZone Solution?
  • The bits with 8-Bit Mickey, espeically the scene with Linkara in front of a mirror and 8-bit Mickey dancing behind him.
  • Obscurus Lupa's random first appearance "COLINNNNNNNNNN BAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEER"
    • When Linkara attempts to renact the scene of Colin Baker and Perri making out: "Why is everyone in love with me?!"
  • "This is why he's the best weatherman ever. He has magic chroma key powers."
  • The duo's repeatedly pointing out the apparently heinous and secret information about the air not being purified that's played as some sort of conspiracy... despite the fact that it's public information and as Phelous and Linkara put it, "the people are just too stupid to look it up".
  • The ghost of 8-bit Mickey: "I'm not dead. I just have weird powers."
  • Playing the Star Trek theme over the Airzone logo.
  • (both clapping) "Progress is the way forward!" "We love generic statements!"
  • "I'm not really proud. I'm just going to leave you with that. I'm going to go hang out with Brad."
  • Linkara's irritation with Phelous being a Meta Guy.
    • After Linkara dramatically fake-punches Phelous with a loud sound effect, Phelous complains how it was obviously not a real punch. So Linkara punches him for real.
    • One particular bit that, according to the commentary, wasn't actually planned:

Phelous: Our lighting's changed. Linkara: SHUT UP!

• Early one morning (circa September 2010), Spoony, Sean Fausz, Angry Joe, PushingUpRoses and Skitch gathered on LordKat's livestream to chat and watch online episodes of Hoarders. The ensuing hilarity included (but was not limited to):
  • Nearly flawless "horror movie reactions" from the guys whenever a fridge or freezer was opened. "No! No! No! Don't open the fridge! DON'T OPEN THE FRIDGE! Don--AAAAAAAARRGGHH!!"
    • "My God--the lettuce liquified!"
    • Film Brain was present in the chat room during the viewing. While he was unable to watch the videos (as they were blocked outside the US), he said that just hearing the reactions had him laughing his ass off.
  • Joe attempting to eat a Pop Tart during the viewing. After an extended period of silence, Rosie asked, "You still working on that Pop Tart, Joe?" He replied (with an audible shudder), "I was. It's creeping up my throat."
  • Spoony explaining to the chat that Hoarders is "a litmus test": "If you watch the show and you immediately want to go clean your house, you're fine."
  • One episode dealt with a family whose house was crammed so full of junk that two years worth of Christmas trees remained standing.

Spoony: (singing) Oh, Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree! I can't FIND ROOM for your branches!"

• • In the same episode, the couple revealed that they used to live with their three children; Spoony quipped, "Yeah, we think we have three kids; we can only find two...."
    • And a moment later: "We were going to hoard kids too, but we weren't Mormon enough."
  • The last episode they watched included a man who used his sink as a toilet because his actual commode was broken.

Sean: That'll do it for me. Skitch: Well...I think I'm gonna go clean my house. Spoony: Yeah, I'm gonna clean out my fridge. Person in Chat: I'm gonna go shit in the sink.

• • Is there any way to find a recording of this for those of us not savvy?
    • Sadly, no: it was after LordKat had gone to bed, and no one was recording.
• Paw, Jew Wario, Elisa, and Nella review Interstella5555
  • Nella running across the hotel room because she smelled the DVD.

Nella: I smell fun!

• • • The way Nella stops brushing her teeth and dashes away, like "My nerd sense is tingling!"
  • In a similar vein, the way Paw just kind of appears and insists on joining in, followed by the "Discovery Song Title Name-Drop", complete with sound effect.
  • Film Brain's cameo.

(suddenly, while reading a book) SYMBOLISM! ...What is wrong with me?

• • Jew Wario doing the grouchy dance.
  • Elisa's surprising anime expertise:

I've...been rooming with...Marz Gurl. [Cut to Marz Gurl talking her ears off about anime.] Jew Wario: I'm so sorry. [Everyone comforts her.]

• • • Asked on Twitter, Elisa said that Marz Gurl didn't have any script or prep time, they just turned up, asked her to go full anime-geek and filmed the result.
    • Also, them reacting to the naked ghost of Shep.
  • After Nella and Eliza demonstrate the Victoria's Secret Compartment

Jew Wario: So that's why women get implants. They're not for us, they're for storage!

• The Brit Crew Vlog from the London Film and Comic-Con.
  • Everybody assuming that calling the trip to the convention BED means it’s going to be an orgy.
  • Welshy ignoring Masako X as soon as the latter compliments Rose.
  • Film Brain singing "So What".
  • The fun facts appearing throughout the vlog.

Fun Fact: Film Brain snores. Fun Fact: This fight scene took 3 days to shoot and cost $80,000 Fun Fact: Panda is not acting. Fun Fact: Film Brain spent the entire weekend being abused.

• • The reason only Film Brain was invited to Kickassia.

Fun Fact: Film Brain owns naked pictures of Mike Michaud. Film Brain suddenly being attracted to his camcorder. "You're French, so you don't count as a person."

• • Film Brain muses about buying a Highlander 2 poster for Spoony.

Masako X: Really? You really like Spoony that much? After 50 quid? Film Brain: Well I do like Spoony and I do have more money than sense...but no.

• • Welshy tries to tell twitter that Mathew wants everybody who recognizes him to shout "SYMBOLISM!"...and grab his behind.

Mathew: At least give me a reach around! Welshy: Alright. Mathew: I was joking! Mike J: You're going to get, like, three handjobs.

• The Nostalgia Critic, Spoony, Benzaie, and Sad Panda all try a beverage called "Pussy". The innuendo flows like a river.
• The 2011 Holiday Greeting has some great moments, like Nash slowly popping up with a big grin on his face, and The Blockbuster Buster being caught in the middle of "playing with his dolls".
  • The greeting from "His Royal Majesty" Film Brain.

Film Brain: PEA-NESS! Who could forget that.

• From the TGWTG Q & A Panel from Magfest X:
  • The audience was discouraged from applauding at the beginning in order to save time. The replacement? Jazz hands!
  • Someone asks the panelists if any of them are either bronies or pegasisters, with Jew Wario raising his hand.
    • Also Coldguy holding up his fist akin to a brofist...or brohoof, as it were.
  • Somebody spots Batman in the audience, prompting Diamanda Hagan to stand up and start threatening him.
  • Near the end of the panel, someone asks Linkara when the next History of Power Rangers video comes out, the Rap Critic and Nella end up having to restrain him Linkara. This eventually leads to Nella throwing a bag of marshmallows (which Linkara had with him to throw throughout the panel) at the person who asked the question... only for it to be intercepted by another member of the audience.
  • The TGWTG Secrets event on Twitter, which had fans and producers posting bizarre and silly "confessions" about what goes on behind the scenes of the site.

Chick: "Turns out Suede was in jail for two years. New Zealand has surprisingly harsh laws for human trafficking. Spoony:Luke Mochrie sleeps in a sensory deprivation tank filled with Rogaine in an attempt to cheat his destiny. Film Brain is actually a centaur. That's why he never shows the lower half of his body in reviews. His human legs in specials are CGI. Film Brain: I'm a New Yorker who tries to sound intelligent by faking an English accent.

• Rejected Spooning with Spoony Ideas

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