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* [[Giving Radio to the Romans|Giving Radio To The Malwa]]
* [[Giving Radio to the Romans|Giving Radio To The Malwa]]
* [[Scary Dogmatic Aliens|Scary Dogmatic Alien]]
* [[Scary Dogmatic Aliens|Scary Dogmatic Alien]]
* [[The Spock]]: Well yeah, [[You Should Know This Already|it's a ''computer'']]. And i's biggest flaw was being unwilling to learn how to understand human feelings. Humans were its slaves, not its comrades; it was not their "aide".
* [[The Spock]]: Well yeah, [[You Should Know This Already|it's a ''computer'']]. And its biggest flaw was being unwilling to learn how to understand human feelings. Humans were its slaves, not its comrades; it was not their "aide".


== Romans ==
== Romans ==
=== Romans In General ===
=== Romans In General ===


* [[Asskicking Equals Authority]]: Justinian and Theodora rule not because they are aristocrats but because they are a peasant and a prostitute who happened to have enough genius, ambition, and ruthlessness to claw their way to the top-[[Deadly Decadent Court|in Byzantium.]]
* [[Asskicking Equals Authority]]: Justinian and Theodora rule not because they are aristocrats but because they are a peasant and a prostitute who happened to have enough genius, ambition, and ruthlessness to claw their way to the top [[Deadly Decadent Court|in Byzantium.]]
* [[Badass Army]]: (They are Romans after all)
* [[Badass Army]]: (They are Romans after all)
* [[Byzantine Empire]]
* [[Byzantine Empire]]
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Roman General and Title Character
Roman General and Title Character


* [[Battle Couple]]: with Antonia. Though only rarely do they appear on the same battlefield they coordinate strategy together, and Rana Sanga<ref>Prompted by Narses, who evidently realized it '''first'''.</ref> once speculates that Antonia was assigned to the African theater because [[The Power of Trust|he knew]] that [[The Power of Love|she would]] relieve him on time.
* [[Battle Couple]]: with Antonia. Though only rarely do they appear on the same battlefield, they coordinate strategy together, and Rana Sanga<ref>Prompted by Narses, who evidently realized it '''first'''.</ref> once speculates that Antonia was assigned to the African theater because [[The Power of Trust|he knew]] that [[The Power of Love|she would]] relieve him on time.
* [[Berserk Button]]: All of Belisarius' soldiers know that they had better not commit atrocities while he is in command.
* [[Berserk Button]]: All of Belisarius' soldiers know that they had better not commit atrocities while he is in command.
* [[But I Read a Book About It]]: He is up on history, like many generals.
* [[But I Read a Book About It]]: He is up on history, like many generals.
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* [[The Big Guy]]
* [[The Big Guy]]
* [[The Philosopher]]
* [[The Philosopher]]
* [[World's Strongest Man|Rome's Strongest Man]]: Anastasius is the most physically powerful character in the book, rivaled only by Ousanas and Rana Sanga. He easily overpowers Link's specially-bred giant guards, hits so hard that any opponent he has ever landed a solid blow on in battle was crushed to death on the spot, and uses a longbow with such a powerful draw that he routinely shoots arrows into one side of a fully-armored man's torso and out the other.
* [[Warrior Poet]]
* [[Warrior Poet]]


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=== Sittas ===
=== Sittas ===


Long-time friend of Belisarius, and an accomplished cataphract general in his own right. He introduced Irene to Belisarius and Antonina; she was '''his''' so-called mistress.
Long-time friend of Belisarius, and an accomplished cataphract general in his own right.<ref>Incidentally, the Real Life Sittas married Empress Theodora's older sister Comito around the time that he's introduced in this story, and may have fathered the wife of Justinian's real-world successor -- she's known to have been Theodora's niece, but Theodora had another sister.</ref> He introduced Irene to Belisarius and Antonina; she was '''his''' so-called mistress.


* [[Animal Motifs]]: When, in the first book, he demands that Belisarius tell him the details of a battle:
* [[Animal Motifs]]: When, in the first book, he demands that Belisarius tell him the details of a battle:
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"The battle," commanded the boar.}}
"The battle," commanded the boar.}}
* [[Attack! Attack! Attack!]]: Described as "the most aggressive commander in the Roman army ... prone to recklessness." He '''likes''' headlong cavalry charges. But he's not stupid, and can recognize — reluctantly — if it isn't a good time for one.
* [[Attack! Attack! Attack!]]: Described as "the most aggressive commander in the Roman army ... prone to recklessness." He '''likes''' headlong cavalry charges. But he's not stupid, and can recognize — reluctantly — if it isn't a good time for one.
* [[Brilliant But Lazy]]: Despite his thoroughgoing military competence and devotion to duty, he is widely regarded as the laziest man in the Roman Empire. Even ''[[Properly Paranoid|Justinian]]'', who obsessed about the possibility of being overthrown by one of his successful generals, didn't hesitate to put Sittas in charge of the capital city garrison because it was impossible to suspect Sittas of anything requiring actual ''work'', such as ambition.
** Sittas himself uses his own laziness as a metaphor for [[Beyond the Impossible]].
{{Quote|'''Sittas''': Worry about something else, Your Majesty. Worry that the sun will start rising in the west. Worry that fish will sing and birds will grow scales. *snorts* If you really insist on fretting over fantasy, worry that I'll start drinking water and do calisthenics early in the morning.}}
* [[Obfuscating Stupidity]]: And drunkenness; he often likes to pretend he's drunk.
* [[Obfuscating Stupidity]]: And drunkenness; he often likes to pretend he's drunk.


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=== Justinian ===
=== Justinian ===


Emperor before excluded due to blindness. Determined to rectify his failures in his historical reign
Emperor before he was excluded due to being blinded. Determined to rectify his failures in his historical reign.


* [[The Atoner]]
* [[The Atoner]]
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* [[Spirited Young Lady]]
* [[Spirited Young Lady]]
* [[Spoiled Sweet]]: Being a rich noblewoman did not stop her from being decent and compassionate. Or from [[Hidden Depths|surviving in a war zone.]]
* [[Spoiled Sweet]]: Being a rich noblewoman did not stop her from being decent and compassionate. Or from [[Hidden Depths|surviving in a war zone.]]

=== Agathius ===
=== Agathius ===


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* [[Badass in Distress]].
* [[Badass in Distress]].
* [[Battle Couple]]: With Rao
* [[Battle Couple]]: With Rao
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: She is a charismatic, but kind and likable girl who can kill men with her bare hands.
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: She is a charismatic, but kind and likable girl ... who can kill men with her bare hands.
* [[Celibate Hero]] : Until she marries Rao.
* [[Celibate Hero]] : Until she marries Rao.
* [[Chastity Couple]]: With Rao. Until they were kind of [[They Do|not.]] Then they were [[Good People Have Good Sex|something else]].
* [[Chastity Couple]]: With Rao. Until they were kind of [[They Do|not.]] Then they were [[Good People Have Good Sex|something else]].
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* [[Perfectly Arranged Marriage]]
* [[Perfectly Arranged Marriage]]
* [[Rebel Leader]]
* [[Rebel Leader]]
* [[Rousing Speech]]: She does this to convince the Kushans to change sides. The fact that she is a more likable employer then Venandekatra helped quite a bit.
* [[Rousing Speech]]: She does this to convince the Kushans to change sides. The fact that she is a more likable employer then Venandekatra (not that '''that''' is difficult) helped quite a bit.
* [[Ruling Couple]]: with Rao
* [[Ruling Couple]]: with Rao
* [[Spirited Young Lady]]
* [[Spirited Young Lady]]
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* [[Honor Before Reason]]
* [[Honor Before Reason]]
* [[I Gave My Word]]
* [[I Gave My Word]]
* [[Improbable Aiming Skills]]: In addition to being one of India's strongest and fastest swordsmen he is also its best archer. On one legendary occasion he kills a Mahaveda priest with a textbook-perfect shot to the breastbone... at a distance of almost ''five hundred yards''. (The world's record for a longbow shot that actually hit anywhere on a standard archery target, let alone hit a bullseye, is less than three hundred.)
* [[World's Strongest Man|India's Strongest Man]]
* [[World's Strongest Man|India's Strongest Man]]: He once cut an armored man in half ''vertically''. He also broke a reinforced Roman shield in half with one sword blow, has twice won hard-fought duels by parrying an opponent's blade so hard that ''their'' sword broke in half, and on one occasion almost snapped a bamboo pole by crushing it in his grip.
* [[Let's Fight Like Gentlemen]]
* [[Let's Fight Like Gentlemen]]
* [[Lightning Bruiser]]: In addition to being incredibly strong Rana Sanga is also ''blindingly'' fast, to the point that Valentinian - the single quickest swordsman in the entire Roman army, and one of the two greatest blademasters in the world - is only barely able to stay ahead of him.
* [[The Patriarch]]
* [[The Patriarch]]
* [[Proud Warrior Race Guy]]
* [[Proud Warrior Race Guy]]
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* [[Housewife]]
* [[Housewife]]
* [[My Girl Back Home]]
* [[My Girl Back Home]]
* [[No Accounting for Taste]] : Rana Sanga, the greatest [[Warrior Prince]] in India is wildly in love with a plump, plain looking woman who is perfectly happy to [[Stay in the Kitchen]].
* [[No Accounting for Taste]]: Rana Sanga, the greatest [[Warrior Prince]] in India, is wildly in love with a plump, plain looking woman who is perfectly happy to [[Stay in the Kitchen]].
** After a few hours around her, Valentinian thinks Rana Sanga's taste in this matter is perfectly good.
* [[Trademark Favorite Food]]: onions
* [[Proper Lady]]
* [[When She Smiles]]: Seeing her happy smile and the genuine warmth behind that smile is the reason Rana fell in (and still is) madly in love with her.
* [[Silk Hiding Steel]]: She does not get frightened easily by crises or bloodshed despite being a [[Proper Lady]]. She also has no stereotypical feminine squeemish reactions to her son learning to fight although she is a bit shocked at how good a fighter he turns out to be. She is a [[Proud Warrior Race|Rajput]] lady.
* [[Yamato Nadeshiko]]
* [[Trademark Favorite Food]]: Onions
* [[When She Smiles]]: Seeing her happy smile and the genuine warmth behind that smile is the reason Rana fell (and still is) madly in love with her.


=== Rajiv Sanga ===
=== Rajiv Sanga ===
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Eldest Son of Rana Sanga
Eldest Son of Rana Sanga


* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: He really is a very nice boy, just someone you want your daughter marrying. He also is a very scary warrior and even frightens his father a little.
**To put it another way, he is the kind of boy you want taking your daughter to a party especially if the way to the party goes through a bad part of town.
* [[Big Brother Instinct]]
* [[Big Brother Instinct]]
* [[Combat Pragmatist]]: Valentinian has to teach him to be this. His instinct is of course [[Let's Fight Like Gentlemen|different.]] But when he gets the hang of it he is a murderous killing machine.
* [[Combat Pragmatist]]: Valentinian has to teach him to be this. His instinct is of course [[Let's Fight Like Gentlemen|different.]] But when he gets the hang of it he is a murderous killing machine.
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* [[Dirty Coward]]
* [[Dirty Coward]]
* [[Evil Is Hammy]]
* [[Evil Is Hammy]]
* [[Evil Cannot Comprehend Good]]: Belisarius manipulates this. He is able to, as a distraction, convince him that Eon is an entitled pervert who absolutely ''loves'' raping slave-girls (somewhat like Venandakatra in other words). As the main part of the plot he is able to convince him that Kushans, despite the fact that they were ordered to guard Shakuntala's virginity, were absolutely certain to try to seduce her. The idea that they might be honorable soldiers who would never do such a thing (when they do defect it is out of politics and simply because they like Shakuntala better as a person, not out of their own lust) never occurs to him, because of course Venandakatra does not really believe there is a such thing as honor. As a result the Kushans are replaced as guards by celibate priests who are supremely qualified as [[Cannon Fodder|garrote-fodder]] for Rao. Basically Belisarius [[Guile Hero|manipulates]] Venandakatra's assumption that [[Laser-Guided Karma|everyone is like him.]]
* [[For the Evulz]]:
* [[For the Evulz]]:
* [[General Failure]]
* [[General Failure]]
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* [[Rape, Pillage and Burn]]: His favorite hobbies. As long as it doesn't require him to do any actual fighting.
* [[Rape, Pillage and Burn]]: His favorite hobbies. As long as it doesn't require him to do any actual fighting.
* [[Royal Brat]]
* [[Royal Brat]]
* [[Sex Slave]]: He [[Kick the Dog|tortures them in the process]] until they are completely traumatized even though he has enough power to have the minimal decency to just order them to have sex with him rather then physically ravishing them. It is specially noted that in other countries "concubine" means "aristocrat's pampered junior wife" whereas to him it means "Venandekatra's next rape victim".
* [[Sex Slave]]: He [[Kick the Dog|tortures them in the process]] until they are completely traumatized even though he has enough power to have the minimal decency to just order them to have sex with him, or enough wealth to hire any amount of women of negotiable virtue either on short or long-term contract, rather then violently raping them. It is specially noted that in other countries "concubine" means "aristocrat's pampered junior wife" whereas to him it means "Venandekatra's next rape victim".
* [[The Sociopath]]
* [[The Sociopath]]
* [[Stupid Evil]]
* [[Stupid Evil]]

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Future-beings

Aide

Mysterious creature comes back in time to seek the help of the Roman general Belisarius to rise against evil


Link

Romans

Romans In General

Abbu

Bedouin Chief and Auxiliary Light Cavalryman in Belisarius' army.

Belisarius

Seek the general who is not a warrior

Roman General and Title Character

Antonina

Purity in the whore

Former courtesan and Belisarius' wife

Photius

Son of Antonina and adopted heir to the Roman Empire

Procopius

Gossipy secretary who impugns Antonina's reputation for fidelity. Unaware that Belisarius and Antonina are playing him.

  • Gossipy Rooster
  • Historical Domain Character: Wrote Secret History of the Court of Justinian
  • Unreliable Narrator: Played with. The author feigns that all along he was simply a shameless gossip and his book full of blarney.
    • Given that in real life Procopius' several famous historical accounts directly contradict each other in alleged facts and characterization of the historical figures involved, it is unquestionable that at least some of his work was a... jaundiced account. The endless debate between historians is merely over "which one(s)"?
  • Unwitting Pawn

Valentinian

Bodyguard of Belisarius

Anastasius

Bodyguard of Belisarius

  • The Big Guy
  • The Philosopher
  • Rome's Strongest Man: Anastasius is the most physically powerful character in the book, rivaled only by Ousanas and Rana Sanga. He easily overpowers Link's specially-bred giant guards, hits so hard that any opponent he has ever landed a solid blow on in battle was crushed to death on the spot, and uses a longbow with such a powerful draw that he routinely shoots arrows into one side of a fully-armored man's torso and out the other.
  • Warrior Poet

Narses

Traitorous Roman Spymaster. Once Theodora's mentor but betrays her and the Roman Empire because of his ambition.

Faith in the traitor

Irene

Sittas

Long-time friend of Belisarius, and an accomplished cataphract general in his own right.[3] He introduced Irene to Belisarius and Antonina; she was his so-called mistress.

  • Animal Motifs: When, in the first book, he demands that Belisarius tell him the details of a battle:

Most people, upon meeting Sittas, were struck by his resemblance to a hog. The same girth, the same heavy limbs, the same pinkish hide—unusually fair for a Greek—the same jowls, blunt snoutish nose, beady little eyes. Belisarius, gazing back at his best friend, thought the resemblance wasn't inappropriate. So long as you remembered that there are hogs, and then there are hogs. There is the slothful domestic hog in his wallow, a figure of fun and feast. And then, there is the great wild boar of the forest, whose gaze makes bowels turn to water. Whose tusks make widows and orphans.
"The battle," commanded the boar.

  • Attack! Attack! Attack!: Described as "the most aggressive commander in the Roman army ... prone to recklessness." He likes headlong cavalry charges. But he's not stupid, and can recognize — reluctantly — if it isn't a good time for one.
  • Brilliant But Lazy: Despite his thoroughgoing military competence and devotion to duty, he is widely regarded as the laziest man in the Roman Empire. Even Justinian, who obsessed about the possibility of being overthrown by one of his successful generals, didn't hesitate to put Sittas in charge of the capital city garrison because it was impossible to suspect Sittas of anything requiring actual work, such as ambition.

Sittas: Worry about something else, Your Majesty. Worry that the sun will start rising in the west. Worry that fish will sing and birds will grow scales. *snorts* If you really insist on fretting over fantasy, worry that I'll start drinking water and do calisthenics early in the morning.

John of Rhodes

Roman naval officer and weapons designer

Justinian

Emperor before he was excluded due to being blinded. Determined to rectify his failures in his historical reign.

Theodora

Murder in the wife

Justinian's devoted wife and Empress. Regent after his blindness.

Michael of Macedonia

Doubt in the prophet

Monk who first discovers Aide

Callopodius the Blind

Young soldier who becomes chronicler of Belisarius' exploits

Anna

Wife of Collopodius the blind. Becomes famous for cleaning up hospitals in the rear area

Agathius

Wounded Roman officer, Belisarius' chief of staff

Theodoran Cohort

Syrian peasants recruited to be the gunpowder unit in the Roman Army and the core of Antonia's force.

Maratha

Maratha In General

Shakuntala

Passion in the virgin

Indian Princess rescued by Belisarius so she can lead a revolt.

Raghunath Rao

One of the two most skilled fighters in India (the other is Rana Sanga), and a Maratha guerrilla commander.

Dadaji Holkar

Decision in the slave

Rajputs

Rajputs In General

Rana Sanga

The friend across the field

Rajput prince and vassal of the Malwan Empire

Lady Sanga

Wife of Rana Sanga

Rajiv Sanga

Eldest Son of Rana Sanga

Axumites

Axumites In General

Eon

Ousanas

Rukaiya

Wife of Eon. Chosen from a number of candidates by to cement relations between Axum and protectorate Arab tribes.

  • Beauty Contest: Winner of a political beauty pageant so to speak; she was chosen for political usefulness but beauty was a consideration because it makes it easier for the king to fulfill his duty.
  • The Chick
  • The Chief's Daughter: Sort of. Her father is a sheik of a powerful merchant clan
  • The Consigliere: She helped with bookkeeping, both for her father and for Eon.
  • Daddy's Girl: She got along with her father so well that she almost was disappointed to marry a king and leave him. Her father was a Doting Parent who amazingly actually taught her to read.
  • Geeky Turn On: One of the things that makes her love Eon is the fact that he has one of the biggest libraries in the world.
  • Mandatory Motherhood: Despite being beautiful and intelligent, she is almost rejected because she looks too skinny to produce heirs.
  • Ojou
  • Perfectly Arranged Marriage
  • Sexy Secretary: To Eon
  • The Smart Girl
  • Succession Crisis: She lived through two major succession crises' in the series, one when Eon's family was killed(which she was called upon to solve) and one after the death of Eon when the only heir was a baby.


Persians

Persians in General

Khusrau

Emperor of Iran

Baresmanas

Persian General and contact of Belisarius

Firuz

Incompetent Persian general who commanded against Belisarius before the war with the Malwa. Goaded into making a stupid assault and presenting Belisarius with a great victory.

Tahmina

Persian Princess who marries Photius cementing alliance with Rome.

Sudaba

Wife of Agathius who travels with him on campaign

Kushans

Kushans In General

  • Cadre of Foreign Bodyguards: Kungas' men. Because anyone who could be Shakuntala's jailor would be a very effective bodyguard for her.
  • Combat Pragmatist
  • The Engineer: After their Heel Face Turn they manage to change the course of one of the biggest rivers in the world and change it back again to trap the enemy.
  • Fighting For a Homeland
  • Happiness in Slavery: Downplayed. After one unit captured they are supposedly slaves but under negotiated terms of surrender that rather more resemble clientage then slavery. Kushans had always fought primarily for their own tribe's interests and when they got a chance to get away from the Malwa they get a better deal latter. They just have an eccentric preference for being slaves to being defectors even though the effect is the same. Toward the end the same unit is allowed to join Kungas in founding the new Kushan empire.
  • Heel Face Turn
  • Proud Warrior Race
  • Worthy Opponent

Kungas


Ye-Tai

Asian Steppe nomads serving as Military Police for the Malwa. Valiant but savage and dishonorable.

Malwans

Malwa in General

Venandakatra the Vile

A Malwan lord that takes the Deadly Decadent Court trope Up to Eleven Living exponent of every vice known to man and some that aren't.

  • 0% Approval Rating
  • Brain Bleach: His presence requires a lot of this. He is not called the Vile One for nothing.
  • The Caligula
  • Conspicuous Consumption
  • Dirty Coward
  • Evil Is Hammy
  • Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: Belisarius manipulates this. He is able to, as a distraction, convince him that Eon is an entitled pervert who absolutely loves raping slave-girls (somewhat like Venandakatra in other words). As the main part of the plot he is able to convince him that Kushans, despite the fact that they were ordered to guard Shakuntala's virginity, were absolutely certain to try to seduce her. The idea that they might be honorable soldiers who would never do such a thing (when they do defect it is out of politics and simply because they like Shakuntala better as a person, not out of their own lust) never occurs to him, because of course Venandakatra does not really believe there is a such thing as honor. As a result the Kushans are replaced as guards by celibate priests who are supremely qualified as garrote-fodder for Rao. Basically Belisarius manipulates Venandakatra's assumption that everyone is like him.
  • For the Evulz:
  • General Failure
  • Gorn: He loves this. Anything to do with causing suffering and feeling power is his delight. Hey a man's got to have some hobbies doesn't he?
  • I Have You Now, My Pretty: He almost had Shakuntala.
  • Karmic Death: Raghunath Rao emasculates and castrates him and severs the nerves in his arms and legs before impaling him on the short stake he carved his throne into.
  • Lust
  • Man of Wealth and Taste: Subverted. He indeed has lots of wealth and he drags enough of into the field with him to make a full-scale palace(which does little for his already negligible military effectiveness). However he has absolutely no taste in how he displays it.
  • Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Subverted. No he is not "The Ruthless", he is not "The Cruel", nor is he "The Terrible". He is the Vile One. People may fear his mooks but they will never respect him personally.
  • Rape, Pillage and Burn: His favorite hobbies. As long as it doesn't require him to do any actual fighting.
  • Royal Brat
  • Sex Slave: He tortures them in the process until they are completely traumatized even though he has enough power to have the minimal decency to just order them to have sex with him, or enough wealth to hire any amount of women of negotiable virtue either on short or long-term contract, rather then violently raping them. It is specially noted that in other countries "concubine" means "aristocrat's pampered junior wife" whereas to him it means "Venandekatra's next rape victim".
  • The Sociopath
  • Stupid Evil
  • Too Important to Walk: Has a sedan chair which he takes wherever he goes. If his servants fail at carrying him they are tortured to death. Even if they have to go fight that proves they are not doing their duty.
  • Unwitting Pawn: To Belisarius.
  • Villainous Glutton

Damodara

Skandagupta

Nanda Lal

Ajutasutra

Henchman of Narses, and one of the most skilled secret agents in India.

  • Badass
  • Deadpan Snarker: Stands out amongst an entire cast of Deadpan Snarkers in this regard. Damodara at point Lampshades that it would be impossible for him to keep Ajutasutra on as his chief royal assassin, despite him being overqualified for the position in every other aspect, because Ajutasutra is constitutionally incapable of restraining himself from cracking wise at his friends' expense -- which is entirely fine so long as he's working in the field, but would be impossibly disruptive to an Imperial court.
  • The Dragon: To Narses who in turn is one of Damadora's dragons
  • Even Evil Has Standards: He considers pimps to be subhuman
  • Hitman with a Heart
  • Non-Japanese Ninja: Not really a ninja as he is not Japanese, but the author implies that there is a similar attitude toward assassin skills in India.
  • Professional Killer
  • Stealth Expert
  • Undying Loyalty: Toward Narses who he considers a Parental Substitute.
  1. Prompted by Narses, who evidently realized it first.
  2. It is highly unlikely that any other man both could have and would have served as Damodara's spymaster to the point that his rebellion would be entirely successful, given Nanda Lal's personal attention to that case.
  3. Incidentally, the Real Life Sittas married Empress Theodora's older sister Comito around the time that he's introduced in this story, and may have fathered the wife of Justinian's real-world successor -- she's known to have been Theodora's niece, but Theodora had another sister.