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Trolls: Nepeta, Kanaya, and Terezi
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== Trolls: Nepeta, Kanaya, and Terezi ==
== <span style="color:#5f8101;">♌ Nepeta Leijon ♌</span> ==

== Nepeta ==
=== {{color|#5f8101|♌}} ===


[[File:arsenicCatnip_5822.gif|frame]]
[[File:arsenicCatnip_5822.gif|frame]]


{{quote| ''"You live in a CAVE that is also a HIVE, but still mostly just a CAVE. You like to engage in FRIENDLY ROLE PLAYING, but not the DANGEROUS KIND. Never the DANGEROUS KIND. It's TOO DANGEROUS! Too many of your good friends have gotten hurt that way. Your daily routine is dangerous enough as it is. You prowl the wilderness for GREAT BEASTS, and stalk them and take them down with nothing but your SHARP CLAWS AND TEETH! You take them back to your cave and EAT THEM, and from time to time, WEAR THEIR PELTS FOR FUN. You like to paint WALL COMICS using blood and soot and ash, depicting EXCITING TALES FROM THE HUNT! And other goofy stories about you and your numerous pals."''}}
{{quote|''"You live in a CAVE that is also a HIVE, but still mostly just a CAVE. You like to engage in FRIENDLY ROLE PLAYING, but not the DANGEROUS KIND. Never the DANGEROUS KIND. It's TOO DANGEROUS! Too many of your good friends have gotten hurt that way. Your daily routine is dangerous enough as it is. You prowl the wilderness for GREAT BEASTS, and stalk them and take them down with nothing but your SHARP CLAWS AND TEETH! You take them back to your cave and EAT THEM, and from time to time, WEAR THEIR PELTS FOR FUN. You like to paint WALL COMICS using blood and soot and ash, depicting EXCITING TALES FROM THE HUNT! And other goofy stories about you and your numerous pals."''}}


A cave-dwelling troll with an immense love of and fascination with the art of shipping, who maintains an extensive Shipping Wall.
A cave-dwelling troll with an immense love of and fascination with the art of shipping, who maintains an extensive Shipping Wall.


In Sburb, she is the '''{{color|#7f153d|R}}'''. Her trolltag is "{{color|#5f8101|a}}".
In Sburb, she is the '''<span style="color:#7f153d;">Rogue of Heart</span>'''. Her trolltag is "<span style="color:#5f8101;">arsenicCatnip</span>".


Has allocated her [[Weapon of Choice|STRIFE SPECIBUS]] with the [[Wolverine Claws|CLAWKIND ABSTRATUS]].
Has allocated her [[Weapon of Choice|STRIFE SPECIBUS]] with the [[Wolverine Claws|CLAWKIND ABSTRATUS]].


{{quote|<code><span style{{=}}"color:#5f8101;">:33 < *ac types by beginning her lines with a two-mouthed cat smile, inserts cat puns into her spelling wherever pawsible, and replaces double E's with "33"!*</span></code>}}
{{quote| <code>{{color|#5f8101|:}}</code> <code>{{color|#5f8101|w}}</code>}}
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* [[Air Vent Passageway]]: Used [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005338 here].
* [[Air Vent Passageway]]: Used [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005338 here].
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* [[Fingerless Gloves]]
* [[Fingerless Gloves]]
* [[Fun Personified]]: She has the occasional dramatic moment (usually involving her [[Kill the Cutie|getting killed]],) but is mostly meant to be a goofy, fun character with little bearing on the plot.
* [[Fun Personified]]: She has the occasional dramatic moment (usually involving her [[Kill the Cutie|getting killed]],) but is mostly meant to be a goofy, fun character with little bearing on the plot.
* [[Fun With Acronyms]]: Her planet is named the '''L'''and '''O'''f '''L'''ittle '''C'''ubes '''A'''nd '''T'''ea.
* [[Fun with Acronyms]]: Her planet is named the '''L'''and '''O'''f '''L'''ittle '''C'''ubes '''A'''nd '''T'''ea.
* [[Furry Fandom]]: She roleplays online as a mother cat entirely unironically, apparently, and dresses like a cat.
* [[Furry Fandom]]: She roleplays online as a mother cat entirely unironically, apparently, and dresses like a cat.
* [[Gory Discretion Shot]]: Definitely in play over her facing off with Gamzee.
* [[Gory Discretion Shot]]: Definitely in play over her facing off with Gamzee.
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* [[Kill the Cutie]]: Stabbed thrice by Bec Noir as her Dream Self. Killed off-screen by Gamzee with his [[Carry a Big Stick|Duce Clubs]].
* [[Kill the Cutie]]: Stabbed thrice by Bec Noir as her Dream Self. Killed off-screen by Gamzee with his [[Carry a Big Stick|Duce Clubs]].
** And now, in [S] Flip, it's made even worse by the fact that her smiling head sits on the jury of Gamzee's mock trial.
** And now, in [S] Flip, it's made even worse by the fact that her smiling head sits on the jury of Gamzee's mock trial.
* [[Leitmotif]]: [http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/walls-covered-in-blood Walls Covered In Blood], which is later remixed for her [http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nepetas-theme walkaround theme].
* [[Leitmotif]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922111049/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/walls-covered-in-blood Walls Covered In Blood], which is later remixed for her [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922112907/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nepetas-theme walkaround theme].
* [[Meaningful Name]]: ''Nepeta cataria'' is the scientific name for catnip. ''Leijona'' means "lion" in Finnish. Leijon was also the last name of a Swedish politician who was the target of a kidnapping plot known as Operation Leo.
* [[Meaningful Name]]: ''Nepeta cataria'' is the scientific name for catnip. ''Leijona'' means "lion" in Finnish. Leijon was also the last name of a Swedish politician who was the target of a kidnapping plot known as Operation Leo.
** Arsenic used to be used as a green dye.
** Arsenic used to be used as a green dye.
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* [[Sacrificial Lamb]]
* [[Sacrificial Lamb]]
* [[Satellite Character]]: It's [[Word of God]].
* [[Satellite Character]]: It's [[Word of God]].
{{quote| [http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40585720/Combined_Formspring_Web_Aug-28-2011.htm#mspadventures154501911809126617 Hussie:] If you look up Expendable Character in the dictionary you would see a picture of Nepeta batting around a ball of yarn while looking as adorable as possible.}}
{{quote|[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40585720/Combined_Formspring_Web_Aug-28-2011.htm#mspadventures154501911809126617 Hussie:] If you look up Expendable Character in the dictionary you would see a picture of Nepeta batting around a ball of yarn while looking as adorable as possible.}}
* [[Stealth Pun]]: For a long while, Nepeta was... a ''[[Schrodingers Cat]]''. Considering she has enough circumstances to equally make it seem like she's alive and dead: On one hand, it's unlikely Gamzee would have left her be if she so much as twitched, but on the other hand, he could have simply beat her unconscious and was too busy looting Equius' corpse to notice. [http://www.formspring.me/mspadventures/q/162876356407891383 Hussie] [[Word of God|has admitted]], more or less, that this is intentional. But more or less for all intents and purposes she's out of the story.
* [[Stealth Pun]]: For a long while, Nepeta was... a ''[[Schrödinger's Cat]]'', considering she has enough circumstances to equally make it seem like she's alive and dead: On one hand, it's unlikely Gamzee would have left her be if she so much as twitched, but on the other hand, he could have simply beat her unconscious and was too busy looting Equius' corpse to notice. [https://web.archive.org/web/20110311142201/http://www.formspring.me/mspadventures/q/162876356407891383 Hussie] [[Word of God|has admitted]], more or less, that this is intentional. But more or less for all intents and purposes she's out of the story.
** If anything, [http://www.formspring.me/mspadventures/q/154501911809126617 Hussie enjoyed getting some mileage out of this one]. However, as of more current updates [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005611 the cat is observed.] Farewell, Nepeta. And then, just to put any doubt to rest, he addressed the issue [[Incredibly Lame Pun|head on]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005660 here].
** If anything, [http://www.formspring.me/mspadventures/q/154501911809126617 Hussie enjoyed getting some mileage out of this one]{{Dead link}}. However, as of more current updates [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005611 the cat is observed.] Farewell, Nepeta. And then, just to put any doubt to rest, he addressed the issue [[Incredibly Lame Pun|head on]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005660 here].
* [[Shipper On Deck]]: Keeps track of all of her friends and herself on her Shipping Wall of course! She takes shipping very seriously and keeps constant track of how relationships develop. She also has Nepeta<3Karkat marked off as her own personal [[OTP]].
* [[Shipper on Deck]]: Keeps track of all of her friends and herself on her Shipping Wall of course! She takes shipping very seriously and keeps constant track of how relationships develop. She also has Nepeta<3Karkat marked off as her own personal [[OTP]].
* [[Ship Tease]]: The entirety of her [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004195 Shipping Wall] is this. The topmost pairing relates to her specifically, showing that she has a crush on Karkat, of all people. According to him, he's aware of this and has been trying to sidestep the whole thing for quite some time now.
* [[Ship Tease]]: The entirety of her [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004195 Shipping Wall] is this. The topmost pairing relates to her specifically, showing that she has a crush on Karkat, of all people. According to him, he's aware of this and has been trying to sidestep the whole thing for quite some time now.
** Jaspersprite relates a story to her about his time with Roxy and how he got to meet Rose again after death. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005794 Nepeta asks if that means she'll have to die to get to be with Karkat]. When we next see Nepeta after death, [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006386 she's wandering a dreambubble with a dead Karkat at her side].
** Jaspersprite relates a story to her about his time with Roxy and how he got to meet Rose again after death. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005794 Nepeta asks if that means she'll have to die to get to be with Karkat]. When we next see Nepeta after death, [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006386 she's wandering a dreambubble with a dead Karkat at her side].
* [[Shout Out]]: Probably not an intentional one, but [[Doraemon|does that fursuit remind you of anyone?]]
* [[Shout-Out]]: Probably not an intentional one, but [[Doraemon|does that fursuit remind you of anyone?]]
** An alternative theory on the forums is that it's a Cathearst suit (from the epilogue of ''[[Problem Sleuth]]'', a Catwoman [[Expy]])
** An alternative theory on the forums is that it's a Cathearst suit (from the epilogue of ''[[Problem Sleuth]]'', a Catwoman [[Expy]])
** Her relationship to Equius is evocative of the relationship of Enkidu and [[The Epic of Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]].
** Her relationship to Equius is evocative of the relationship of Enkidu and [[The Epic of Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]].
* [[Theme Naming]]: Nepeta's Zodiac sign is Leo.
* [[Theme Naming]]: Nepeta's Zodiac sign is Leo.
* [[Third Person Person]]: {{color|#5f8101|:}} Occasionally she'll slip and say something in the first person, hastily adding an "ac said" to the end.
* [[Third Person Person]]: <span style="color:#5f8101>:33 < *ac doesn't see a reason not to role play at all times!*</span> Occasionally she'll slip and say something in the first person, hastily adding an "ac said" to the end.
** She's the only person in the entire comic to continue to refer to herself by her screen name after her name is entered.
** She's the only person in the entire comic to continue to refer to herself by her screen name after her name is entered.
* [[There Are No Therapists]]: In a nice aversion, it turns out that she goes above and beyond as Equius' moirail -- so much that he credits her for keeping him from going as crazy and homicidal as sober!Gamzee.
* [[There Are No Therapists]]: In a nice aversion, it turns out that she goes above and beyond as Equius' moirail -- so much that he credits her for keeping him from going as crazy and homicidal as sober!Gamzee.
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* [[Wolverine Claws]]: Her [[Weapon of Choice]] (they're on gloves, not part of her body though).
* [[Wolverine Claws]]: Her [[Weapon of Choice]] (they're on gloves, not part of her body though).


== <span style="color:#008141;">♍ Kanaya Maryam ♍</span> ==

== Kanaya ==
=== {{color|#008141|♍}} ===

[[File:kanaya_maryam_7941.png|frame]]
[[File:kanaya_maryam_7941.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''"You are one of the few of your kind who can withstand the BLISTERING ALTERNIAN SUN, and perhaps the only who enjoys the feel of its rays. As such, you are one of the few of your kind who has taken a shining to LANDSCAPING. You have cultivated a lush oasis around your hive, and in particular, you have honed your craft through the art of TOPIARY, sculpting your trees to match the PUFFY ORACLES from your dreams. You have embraced the tool of this trade, which conveniently is the weapon of choice for those who would hunt the HEINOUS BROODS OF THE UNDEAD which crawl from the sand at sunrise to feast on the light and the living."''}}
{{quote|''"You are one of the few of your kind who can withstand the BLISTERING ALTERNIAN SUN, and perhaps the only who enjoys the feel of its rays. As such, you are one of the few of your kind who has taken a shining to LANDSCAPING. You have cultivated a lush oasis around your hive, and in particular, you have honed your craft through the art of TOPIARY, sculpting your trees to match the PUFFY ORACLES from your dreams. You have embraced the tool of this trade, which conveniently is the weapon of choice for those who would hunt the HEINOUS BROODS OF THE UNDEAD which crawl from the sand at sunrise to feast on the light and the living."''}}


An unusual troll with a love of gardening and fashion, who lives in a hive and surrounding area eerily similar to that of Jade.
An unusual troll with a love of gardening and fashion, who lives in a hive and surrounding area eerily similar to that of Jade.


In Sburb, she is the '''Sylph of Space'''. Her trolltag is "{{color|#008141|g}}".
In Sburb, she is the '''Sylph of Space'''. Her trolltag is "<span style="color:#008141;">grimAuxiliatrix</span>".


She has allocated her [[Weapon of Choice|STRIFE SPECIBUS]] with the [[Mythology Gag|MAKEUP]][[Problem Sleuth|KIND]] [[Chainsaw Good|ABSTRATUS]]. This means she's armed with a ''[[Chainsaw Good|chainsaw]]''.
She has allocated her [[Weapon of Choice|STRIFE SPECIBUS]] with the [[Mythology Gag|MAKEUP]][[Problem Sleuth|KIND]] [[Chainsaw Good|ABSTRATUS]]. This means she's armed with a ''[[Chainsaw Good|chainsaw]]''.


{{quote| <code>{{color|#008141|T}}</code>}}
{{quote|<code><span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">Types By Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word And Rarely Punctuates Her Sentences</span></code>}}
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* [[Back Alley Doctor]]: As a favor for a friend.
* [[Back-Alley Doctor]]: As a favor for a friend.
* [[Back From the Dead]]: As a [[Our Vampires Are Different|Rainbow Drinker.]]
* [[Back from the Dead]]: As a [[Our Vampires Are Different|Rainbow Drinker.]]
* [[Badass]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005421 She] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005422 strolls] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005423 over,] and [[Groin Attack|NUT-SHOT-PUTS]] [[Ax Crazy|the crazed troll]] [[Super Powered Evil Side|sober]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 Gamzee] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 over the edge,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005426 stunning] [[Power Gives You Wings|God-Tier]] [[Munchkin|Vriska]] [[Mood Whiplash|in]] [[Didn't See That Coming|the]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|process.]] ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 Then she clocks Vriska with one punch!]'' Then she [[One Hit Kill|One Hit Kills]] Eridan with her chainsaw.
* [[Badass]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005421 She] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005422 strolls] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005423 over,] and [[Groin Attack|NUT-SHOT-PUTS]] [[Ax Crazy|the crazed troll]] [[Super-Powered Evil Side|sober]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 Gamzee] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 over the edge,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005426 stunning] [[Power Gives You Wings|God-Tier]] [[Munchkin|Vriska]] [[Mood Whiplash|in]] [[Didn't See That Coming|the]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|process.]] ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 Then she clocks Vriska with one punch!]'' Then she [[One-Hit Kill|One Hit Kills]] Eridan with her chainsaw.
** And just to add some extra badassery, Equius' shades (which Gamzee was wearing) just fall perfectly onto her face while she turns the blood-covered chainsaw back into lipstick, then applies it to her lips and licks the blood off. Vriska ''[[In Love With Your Carnage|swoons]].''
** And just to add some extra badassery, Equius' shades (which Gamzee was wearing) just fall perfectly onto her face while she turns the blood-covered chainsaw back into lipstick, then applies it to her lips and licks the blood off. Vriska ''[[In Love with Your Carnage|swoons]].''
* [[Berserk Button]]: Even though Gamzee is supposed to have been mollified and reverted to his old gentle demeanor, the discovery that he's made off with the corpses of Vriska and (sort of) Sollux definitely seems to [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006258 touch a nerve] with Kanaya. Possibly she still harbors enough affection toward Vriska that the thought of Gamzee desecrating her corpse has put Kanaya on edge (and [[Chainsaw Good|put the edge on Kanaya]]).
* [[Berserk Button]]: Even though Gamzee is supposed to have been mollified and reverted to his old gentle demeanor, the discovery that he's made off with the corpses of Vriska and (sort of) Sollux definitely seems to [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006258 touch a nerve] with Kanaya. Possibly she still harbors enough affection toward Vriska that the thought of Gamzee desecrating her corpse has put Kanaya on edge (and [[Chainsaw Good|put the edge on Kanaya]]).
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: After coming back from the dead, she [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 kicks Gamzee off a cliff], [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 clocks Vriska so hard one of her pupils falls out of place] and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005435 chainsaws Eridan in half].
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: After coming back from the dead, she [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 kicks Gamzee off a cliff], [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 clocks Vriska so hard one of her pupils falls out of place] and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005435 chainsaws Eridan in half].
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** This would probably explain a lot, since Kanaya has become a "rainbow drinker" and revived herself.
** This would probably explain a lot, since Kanaya has become a "rainbow drinker" and revived herself.
* [[Blood Lust]]
* [[Blood Lust]]
{{quote| [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004238 All this blood and sunlight is stirring bright feelings within.] You often fantasize about being a true [[Our Vampires Are Different|rainbow drinker]] from your literature. It would be a life of darting between the shadows, of persecution and being misunderstood. And of ROMANCE. You would drink heavily from its multicolored well, and the hemospectrum would be your wine list preceding the great feast of passion. Surely it couldn't hurt. While no one is looking... [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004240 Bluh!]}}
{{quote|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}004238 All this blood and sunlight is stirring bright feelings within.] You often fantasize about being a true [[Our Vampires Are Different|rainbow drinker]] from your literature. It would be a life of darting between the shadows, of persecution and being misunderstood. And of ROMANCE. You would drink heavily from its multicolored well, and the hemospectrum would be your wine list preceding the great feast of passion. Surely it couldn't hurt. While no one is looking... [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}004240 Bluh!]}}
* [[Came Back Strong]]: Literally. When she becomes a rainbow drinker, she sends Gamzee and Vriska flying with one hit each!
* [[Came Back Strong]]: Literally. When she becomes a rainbow drinker, she sends Gamzee and Vriska flying with one hit each!
** ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 Hell]. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 Fucking]. '''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005436 Yes].'''''
** ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 Hell]. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 Fucking]. '''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005436 Yes].'''''
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* [[Didn't See That Coming]]: With the trolls becoming murdered or murderers, very few did not expect Undead Rainbow Drinker Kanaya to [[Take a Level In Badass]] and put [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|the murderers]] [[Curb Stomp Battle|in their place.]]
* [[Didn't See That Coming]]: With the trolls becoming murdered or murderers, very few did not expect Undead Rainbow Drinker Kanaya to [[Take a Level In Badass]] and put [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|the murderers]] [[Curb Stomp Battle|in their place.]]
* [[Does Not Understand Sarcasm]]: She claims it's a human thing, even though her friends use it all the time.
* [[Does Not Understand Sarcasm]]: She claims it's a human thing, even though her friends use it all the time.
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">GA: I Think What I Find Most Challenging About Human Insincerity Based Humor Is The Degree Of Commitment To The Fantasy Which Is Apparently Requisite</span>}}
{{quote| {{color|#008141|G}}}}
** And now [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004945 she's got the hang of it.]
** And now{{when}} [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004945 she's got the hang of it.]
* [[The Dreaded]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005430 As] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005431 the] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005432 undead,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005433 specifically] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005434 to] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005435 Eridan]
* [[The Dreaded]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005430 As] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005431 the] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005432 undead,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005433 specifically] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005434 to] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005435 Eridan]
* [[Dynamic Entry]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005423 Oh] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 yes.]
* [[Dynamic Entry]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005423 Oh] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 yes.]
* [[Expospeak Gag]]
* [[Expospeak Gag]]
{{quote| [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003489\] {{color|#008141|A}}}}
{{quote|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}003489\] <span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">Am I Being Accused Of Falling Prey To The Human Dysfunction Of Amorous Inclination</span>}}
* [[Fan Girl]]: She discovered Rose's [[Game FAQs]] entries from the [[Timey Wimey Ball|past/future]] and fantasizes about a troll version of Rose single-handedly leading her team to victory.
* [[Fan Girl]]: She discovered Rose's [[GameFAQs]] entries from the [[Timey-Wimey Ball|past/future]] and fantasizes about a troll version of Rose single-handedly leading her team to victory.
* [[Fan Nickname]]: Kanpire, Vampaya.
* [[Fan Nickname]]: Kanpire, Vampaya.
* [[Fashionable Asymmetry]]: Has a bent horn, and most of her outfits are both asymmetrical ''and'' fashionable. The bent horn may have to do with her symbol; it seems like almost all the troll symbols resemble their horn configuration.
* [[Fashionable Asymmetry]]: Has a bent horn, and most of her outfits are both asymmetrical ''and'' fashionable. The bent horn may have to do with her symbol; it seems like almost all the troll symbols resemble their horn configuration.
* [[The Fashionista]]
* [[The Fashionista]]
* [[Fearless Undead]]: She faces off against [[Super Strength|the Bard of Rage]], [[Power Gives You Wings|the Thief of Light]], and [[Frickin Laser Beams|a white science wielding]] [[Face Heel Turn|Prince of Hope]] without a second thought. Check [[Crazy Awesome]] to see her actions prove this trope.
* [[Fearless Undead]]: She faces off against [[Super Strength|the Bard of Rage]], [[Power Gives You Wings|the Thief of Light]], and [[Frickin' Laser Beams|a white science wielding]] [[Face Heel Turn|Prince of Hope]] without a second thought. Check [[Crazy Awesome]] to see her actions prove this trope.
* [[Foreshadowing]]/[[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: To keep things linear, Kanaya gets a password from Jade to tell to her future self: CROOOOOOOOOOOAK. Before she can talk to Jade again, Kanaya then croaks- [[Don't Explain the Joke|that is, dies.]]
* [[Foreshadowing]]/[[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: To keep things linear, Kanaya gets a password from Jade to tell to her future self: CROOOOOOOOOOOAK. Before she can talk to Jade again, Kanaya then croaks- [[Don't Explain the Joke|that is, dies.]]
* [[Friendly Neighborhood Vampires|Friendly Neighborhood Rainbow Drinker]]: She's ''definitely'' not friendly to everyone, but she was considerate enough to put a bandage over her fang holes on Terezi's neck, and when she met Jade in a dream, the latter seemed perfectly comfortable around her, having already been informed of her change via time irregularities. In general, her personality is the same as before her death except when she's angry.
* [[Friendly Neighborhood Vampires|Friendly Neighborhood Rainbow Drinker]]: She's ''definitely'' not friendly to everyone, but she was considerate enough to put a bandage over her fang holes on Terezi's neck, and when she met Jade in a dream, the latter seemed perfectly comfortable around her, having already been informed of her change via time irregularities. In general, her personality is the same as before her death except when she's angry.
* [[Giant Waist Ribbon]]: A bright purple one. It's Eridan's cape. And it's not for fashion's sakes either, it's covering the bloody hole where Eridan one-shotted her.
* [[Giant Waist Ribbon]]: A bright purple one. It's Eridan's cape. And it's not for fashion's sakes either, it's covering the bloody hole where Eridan one-shotted her.
* [[Girl With Psycho Weapon]]: Again, '''CHAINSAW'''. Subverted in that she is consistently the most rational and realistic of the trolls.
* [[Girl with Psycho Weapon]]: Again, '''CHAINSAW'''. Subverted in that she is consistently the most rational and realistic of the trolls.
* [[Groin Attack]]: Sends sir [[Super Strength]] Bard of Rage ''flying'' with a well-placed kick to the balls.
* [[Groin Attack]]: Sends sir [[Super Strength]] Bard of Rage ''flying'' with a well-placed kick to the balls.
* [[Hope Spot]]: Shared with Tavros. "Alas, they [[Deader Than Dead|cannot be revived]]. Their dream selves [[Kill It With Fire|have been slain]]." See also [[Unspoken Plan Guarantee]].
* [[Hope Spot]]: Shared with Tavros. "Alas, they [[Deader Than Dead|cannot be revived]]. Their dream selves [[Kill It with Fire|have been slain]]." See also [[Unspoken Plan Guarantee]].
* [[I Don't Think That's Such a Good Idea]]
* [[I Don't Think That's Such a Good Idea]]
{{quote| {{color|#008141| }}<br />
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">GA: So I Guess Tonight Is The Night You Blow Everything Up</span>
{{color|#a10000| }}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: 0_0</span>
{{color|#008141| }} [[Sanity Ball|Is There Nothing I Can Do To Change Your Mind]]<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">GA:</span> [[Sanity Ball|Is There Nothing I Can Do To Change Your Mind]]
{{color|#a10000| }}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: n0</span>
{{color|#a10000| }}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: 0r yes</span>
{{color|#a10000| }}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: yes theres n0thing</span>
{{color|#a10000| }} }}
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: and n0 y0u cant</span>}}
* [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain]]: She isn't as awful as Tavros at trolling, but she was unenthusiastic about it from the outset and befriends the person she was trying to annoy.
* [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain]]: She isn't as awful as Tavros at trolling, but she was unenthusiastic about it from the outset and befriends the person she was trying to annoy.
* [[Insistent Terminology]]: She doesn't meddle or mediate. [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004244 She HELPS, dammit!]
* [[Insistent Terminology]]: She doesn't meddle or mediate. [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004244 She HELPS, dammit!]
* [[Ironic Death]]: Killed by the very wand she made. Not to mention her previous conversation with Future Jade where she said she was eagerly awaiting Kanaya's password from her past self. And the password? [[Incredibly Lame Pun|CROOOOOOOOOOOAK.]]
* [[Ironic Death]]: Killed by the very wand she made. Not to mention her previous conversation with Future Jade where she said she was eagerly awaiting Kanaya's password from her past self. And the password? [[Incredibly Lame Pun|CROOOOOOOOOOOAK.]]
* [[Lady in Red]]: In the time that she isn't seen after killing Eridan, she replaces her bloody outfit with a gorgeous, blood-red evening gown.
* [[Lady in Red]]: In the time that she isn't seen after killing Eridan, she replaces her bloody outfit with a gorgeous, blood-red evening gown.
* [[Leitmotif]]: [http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/virgin-orb Virgin Orb], which is later remixed for her walkaround theme, [http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/darling-kanaya Darling Kanaya].
* [[Leitmotif]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922114912/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/virgin-orb Virgin Orb], which is later remixed for her walkaround theme, [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922122113/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/darling-kanaya Darling Kanaya].
* [[Lesbian Vampire]]
* [[Lesbian Vampire]]
* [[Lipstick Lesbian]]: Literally, since she occasionally wears jade-green lipstick from her Strife Specibus.
* [[Lipstick Lesbian]]: Literally, since she occasionally wears jade-green lipstick from her Strife Specibus.
* [[Literal Minded]]
* [[Literal-Minded]]
* [[Man On Fire]]: Depicted [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005285 here] as how [[Tear Jerker|Bec Noir kills her sleeping dreamself.]]
* [[Man On Fire]]: Depicted [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005285 here] as how [[Tear Jerker|Bec Noir kills her sleeping dreamself.]]
* [[Meaningful Name]]: Kanya is the Hindu name for Virgo. Maryam is Miriam, or Mary (as in the [[The Bible|Virgin Mary]]).
* [[Meaningful Name]]: Kanya is the Hindu name for Virgo. Maryam is Miriam, or Mary (as in the [[The Bible|Virgin Mary]]).
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** After biting Terezi, she stuck a bandage on her neck.
** After biting Terezi, she stuck a bandage on her neck.
* [[Nice Guy|Nice Gal]]
* [[Nice Guy|Nice Gal]]
* [[Nice Job Breaking It Hero]]: I'm sure she couldn't predict Eridan using the wand she made for him to duel Sollux into submission and then kill Feferi. And herself.
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]: I'm sure she couldn't predict Eridan using the wand she made for him to duel Sollux into submission and then kill Feferi. And herself.
** Plus glancing over to the Matriorb, diverting Eridan's attention to it. Maybe he would have broken it anyway, but now we'll never know.
** Plus glancing over to the Matriorb, diverting Eridan's attention to it. Maybe he would have broken it anyway, but now we'll never know.
* [[Not Quite Dead]]: Much to Eridan's dismay.
* [[Not Quite Dead]]: Much to Eridan's dismay.
* [[Not So Harmless]]: Despite wielding a [[Chainsaw Good|Chainsaw,]] she's pretty calm and collected. Then [[Tear Jerker|she gets killed,]] [[Our Vampires Are Different|comes back to life,]] [[Came Back Strong|interrupts]] [[Curb Stomp Battle|a]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|three-way]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|duel and wins.]]
* [[Not So Harmless]]: Despite wielding a [[Chainsaw Good|Chainsaw,]] she's pretty calm and collected. Then [[Tear Jerker|she gets killed,]] [[Our Vampires Are Different|comes back to life,]] [[Came Back Strong|interrupts]] [[Curb Stomp Battle|a]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|three-way]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|duel and wins.]]
* [[One Hit Kill]]: Happens to herself. [[Came Back Strong|Then she does it to the one who killed her]].
* [[One-Hit Kill]]: Happens to herself. [[Came Back Strong|Then she does it to the one who killed her]].
* [[Only Sane Man]]: At least [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004061 Karkat thinks so].
* [[Only Sane Man]]: At least [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004061 Karkat thinks so].
* [[Our Vampires Are Different|Our Rainbow Drinkers Are Different]]: Interesting to note that in certain legends ''virgins'' were said to become vampires.
* [[Our Vampires Are Different|Our Rainbow Drinkers Are Different]]: Interesting to note that in certain legends ''virgins'' were said to become vampires.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005419 Seemingly] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005420 confirmed.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005419 Seemingly] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005420 confirmed.]
*** It does, with a side of [[Crowning Moment of Funny|CMOF]].
*** It does, with a side of [[Crowning Moment of Funny|CMOF]].
* [[Pay Evil Unto Evil]]: [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Done]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005434 chainsawing] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005435 Eridan] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005436 in] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005437 half.]
* [[Pay Evil Unto Evil]]: [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Done]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005434 chainsawing] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005435 Eridan] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005436 in] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130815230128/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005437 half.]
* [[Perky Goth]]: On Alternia, goths are [[Bizarro World|unusually fond of brightly-colored fashion and interested in undead creatures who only appear during the day.]]
* [[Perky Goth]]: On Alternia, goths are [[Bizarro World|unusually fond of brightly-colored fashion and interested in undead creatures who only appear during the day.]]
* [[Power Glows]]: Post-rainbow drinker transformation, her face and her wound both seem to be glowing softly.
* [[Power Glows]]: Post-rainbow drinker transformation, her face and her wound both seem to be glowing softly.
* [[Precision F Strike]]:
* [[Precision F-Strike]]:
{{quote| {{color|#008141| }}<br />
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">CGA: Shes Not Even Responding To My Messages Anymore</span>
{{color|#008141| }}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">CGA: Could Be Busy</span>
<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">CGA: But Im Rapidly Approaching A Resolution To Discard The Preposterous Infatuation</span>
{{color|#008141| }}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#626262;">FCG: SHE? WELL I GUESS THAT NARROWS IT DOWN SOMEWHAT.</span>
{{color|#626262| }}<br />
{{color|#008141| }} }}
<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">CGA: Shit</span>}}
** Also, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006597 here]:
** Also, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006597 here]:
{{quote| {{color|#008141| }}<br />
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">KANAYA: See Im Explaining This Badly</span>
{{color|#008141| }}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">KANAYA: All Im Saying Is Basically</span>
{{color|#008141| }}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">KANAYA: Just</span>
{{color|#008141| }} }}
<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">KANAYA: Fuck That Guy</span>}}
* [[Punched Across the Room]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005427 She puts her fist back,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 connects with Vriska's face,] and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005429 slides her across the room.]
* [[Punched Across the Room]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005427 She puts her fist back,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 connects with Vriska's face,] and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005429 slides her across the room.]
* [[Really Gets Around]] / [[Does This Remind You of Anything]]: [[Playing With a Trope|Played with]] when Eridan begs her to auspistice [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004243 here].
* [[Really Gets Around]] / [[Does This Remind You of Anything?]]: [[Playing with a Trope|Played with]] when Eridan begs her to auspistice [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004243 here].
* [[Senseless Sacrifice]]: She doesn't even scratch Eridan before he kills her in [[One Hit Kill|one hit]]. And she doesn't save the Matriorb, dooming the troll race to extinction.
* [[Senseless Sacrifice]]: She doesn't even scratch Eridan before he kills her in [[One-Hit Kill|one hit]]. And she doesn't save the Matriorb, dooming the troll race to extinction.
* [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]]: Even moreso than Rose.
* [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]]: Even moreso than Rose.
* [[She Is Not My Girlfriend]]
* [[She Is Not My Girlfriend]]
{{quote| {{color|#6a006a| }}<br />
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:#6a006a;">CA: kan make her talk to me do somethin</span>
{{color|#008141| }}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">GA: Who</span>
<span style{{=}}"color:#6a006a;">CA: your no good connivvin fuckin backstabbin [[Les Yay|girl crush]] thats wwho</span>
{{color|#6a006a| }}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">GA: Overstating Our Relationship Wont Make Me Feel Very Cooperative</span>
{{color|#008141| }}<br />
{{color|#008141| }}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">GA: Its Paler Red Than That Ok</span>
<span style{{=}}"color:#6a006a;">CA: pshhhhhh that is a fuckin laugh and you knoww it [[Everyone Can See It|evveryone does]]</span>}}
{{color|#6a006a| }} }}
* [[Shout Out]]: She reads [[Our Vampires Are Different|rainbow drinker]] [[Twilight (Literature)|romance literature]].
* [[Shout-Out]]: She reads [[Our Vampires Are Different|rainbow drinker]] [[Twilight (novel)|romance literature]].
** She's [[Monty Python's Flying Circus|a lumberjack and she's okay]], she sleeps all night and works all day. She cuts down trees, she skips and jumps, she likes to pick wild flowers. She puts on [[Unlimited Wardrobe|women's clothing]], but doesn't hang around in bars.
** She's [[Monty Python's Flying Circus|a lumberjack and she's okay]], she sleeps all night and works all day. She cuts down trees, she skips and jumps, she likes to pick wild flowers. She puts on [[Unlimited Wardrobe|women's clothing]], but doesn't hang around in bars.
* [[Sincerity Mode]]:
* [[Sincerity Mode]]:
{{quote| {{color|#008141|G}}<br />
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">GA: I Am Beginning To Feel As Though I Am The Only One Working On Our Friendship</span>
{{color|#e00707|T}}<br />
<span style{{=}}"color:#e00707;">TG: hahaha yes youre on a roll</span>
{{color|#008141|G}} }}
<span style{{=}}"color:#008141;">GA: That Was Sincerity</span>}}
* [[The Stoic]]: In addition to not having any outstanding mental disorders or personality flaws, Kanaya is damn near unflappable.
* [[The Stoic]]: In addition to not having any outstanding mental disorders or personality flaws, Kanaya is damn near unflappable.
** [[Stoic Woobie]]: What's the only thing that breaks her calm demeanor during Hivebent? Heartbreak. (Well, that and the taste of blood.)
** [[Stoic Woobie]]: What's the only thing that breaks her calm demeanor during Hivebent? Heartbreak. (Well, that and the taste of blood.)
*** Dealing with Rose [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004599 breaks] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004600 her] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004620 calm demeanor] again, at least at first.
*** Dealing with Rose [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004599 breaks] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004600 her] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004620 calm demeanor] again, at least at first.
* [[Strange Girl]]: She goes out in the daytime (risking attack by the undead) and loves sunlight, bright colors, and fashion.
* [[Strange Girl]]: She goes out in the daytime (risking attack by the undead) and loves sunlight, bright colors, and fashion.
** She's also completely sane and level headed, which by troll standards is very unusual.
** She's also completely sane and level headed, which by troll standards is very unusual.
* [[Sword Over Head]]: Done [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005245 here] with her [[Chainsaw Good|CHAINSAW.]] Too bad it [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005246 fails] [[Tear Jerker|against white science]]...[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005247 Oh Gog]
* [[Sword Over Head]]: Done [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005245 here] with her [[Chainsaw Good|CHAINSAW.]] Too bad it [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005246 fails] [[Tear Jerker|against white science]]...[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005247 Oh Gog]
* [[Team Mom]]: Given all her "fussing and meddling," she seems to consider herself one of these. It's tempting to agree given she's told Vriska she wouldn't keep stepping on things if she picked up her room once in a while. And since her sign is Virgo, that would make her a [[The Bible|virgin mother]].
* [[Team Mom]]: Given all her "fussing and meddling," she seems to consider herself one of these. It's tempting to agree given she's told Vriska she wouldn't keep stepping on things if she picked up her room once in a while. And since her sign is Virgo, that would make her a [[The Bible|virgin mother]].
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** Fans have compared her to [[Mary Worth]].
** Fans have compared her to [[Mary Worth]].
* [[Theme Naming]]: Kanaya's Zodiac sign is Virgo.
* [[Theme Naming]]: Kanaya's Zodiac sign is Virgo.
* [[Three Point Landing]]: Invoked with the [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005438 perfect landing of shades falling from the sky.]
* [[Three-Point Landing]]: Invoked with the [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005438 perfect landing of shades falling from the sky.]
* [[Token Minority]]: An in-universe minority, being the one of the few on Alternia with her particular hue of blood, and as such one of the few who could have a Virgin Mother Grub as a lusus, which is so uncommon that it is considered a historical event. She also loves sunlight, though nearly all other trolls are nocturnal. She's also the only one of the twelve trolls who isn't bisexual.
* [[Token Minority]]: An in-universe minority, being the one of the few on Alternia with her particular hue of blood, and as such one of the few who could have a Virgin Mother Grub as a lusus, which is so uncommon that it is considered a historical event. She also loves sunlight, though nearly all other trolls are nocturnal. She's also the only one of the twelve trolls who isn't bisexual.
* [[Took a Level In Badass]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005439 YES,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005440 oh] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005441 so] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005442 much.]
* [[Took a Level in Badass]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005439 YES,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005440 oh] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005441 so] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005442 much.]
* [[Unlimited Wardrobe]]: She's the only troll with a fondness for colors and fashion (such as it is in a very utilitarian society) and her WARDROBIFIER, much like Jade's, allows her to instantly change outfits at various intervals.
* [[Unlimited Wardrobe]]: She's the only troll with a fondness for colors and fashion (such as it is in a very utilitarian society) and her WARDROBIFIER, much like Jade's, allows her to instantly change outfits at various intervals.
* [[Unspoken Plan Guarantee]]: Kanaya tells Jade she's going to hatch the Matriorb in the center of the meteor and raise the new Mother Grub to repopulate the troll race. And then the Matriorb was blown to bits. And then Kanaya died.
* [[Unspoken Plan Guarantee]]: Kanaya tells Jade she's going to hatch the Matriorb in the center of the meteor and raise the new Mother Grub to repopulate the troll race. And then the Matriorb was blown to bits. And then Kanaya died.
* [[Unstoppable Rage]]: Subverted when she initially fights Eridan, who [[One Hit Kill|kills her in one hit]]. Played straight when she comes back as a rainbow drinker and knocks Gamzee off a cliff with one hit. With the same angry expression, she then proceeds, [[Did Not See That Coming|perhaps surprisingly]], to punch out Vriska. Then she snaps Eridan's Science Stick in two and [[Half the Man He Used To Be|does something very similar to Eridan himself]].
* [[Unstoppable Rage]]: Subverted when she initially fights Eridan, who [[One-Hit Kill|kills her in one hit]]. Played straight when she comes back as a rainbow drinker and knocks Gamzee off a cliff with one hit. With the same angry expression, she then proceeds, [[Did Not See That Coming|perhaps surprisingly]], to punch out Vriska. Then she snaps Eridan's Science Stick in two and [[Half the Man He Used To Be|does something very similar to Eridan himself]].
* [[Western Zodiac]]: Virgo. She is probably the girliest of all the trolls, moreso than even Nepeta and Feferi.
* [[Western Zodiac]]: Virgo. She is probably the girliest of all the trolls, moreso than even Nepeta and Feferi.
* [[Word of Gay]]: Fans have speculated that, unlike most trolls, Kanaya is [[Everyone Is Bi|not bisexual]], Andrew confirmed that speculation.
* [[Word of Gay]]: Fans have speculated that, unlike most trolls, Kanaya is [[Everyone Is Bi|not bisexual]], Andrew confirmed that speculation.


== <span style="color:#008282;">♎ Terezi Pyrope ♎</span> ==

== Terezi ==
=== {{color|#008282|♎}} ===

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[[File:gallowsCalibrator_5783.gif|frame]]


{{quote| ''"You take an interest in justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED. You have taken up study of BRUTAL ALTERNIAN LAW, and surround yourself with legal books. You have no need for copies printed in TROLLBRAILLE, because you can SMELL AND TASTE THE WORDS. You hope one day to join the honorable ranks of the LEGISLACERATORS."''}}
{{quote|''"You take an interest in justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED. You have taken up study of BRUTAL ALTERNIAN LAW, and surround yourself with legal books. You have no need for copies printed in TROLLBRAILLE, because you can SMELL AND TASTE THE WORDS. You hope one day to join the honorable ranks of the LEGISLACERATORS."''}}


A blind troll law student who delights in being weird and messing with people; the only troll who is actually effective at trolling, she supplies the kids with hints on how to get ahead in Sburb, sometimes helpful, [[Mission Control Is Off Its Meds|sometimes not]].
A blind troll law student who delights in being weird and messing with people; the only troll who is actually effective at trolling, she supplies the kids with hints on how to get ahead in Sburb, sometimes helpful, [[Mission Control Is Off Its Meds|sometimes not]].


She is the '''{{color|#15934c|S}}'''. Her trolltag is "{{color|#008282|g}}".
She is the '''<span style="color:#15934c;">Seer of Mind</span>'''. Her trolltag is "<span style="color:#008282;">gallowsCalibrator</span>".


Has allocated her [[Weapon of Choice|STRIFE SPECIBUS]] with the [[Carry a Big Stick|CANEKIND ABSTRATUS.]]
Has allocated her [[Weapon of Choice|STRIFE SPECIBUS]] with the [[Carry a Big Stick|CANEKIND ABSTRATUS.]]


{{quote| <code>{{color|#008282|$}}</code>}}
{{quote|<code><span style{{=}}"color:#008282;">TYP3S 1N 4LL C4PS W1TH NO P3R1ODS, 4ND US3S [[Arc Number|413]] L33TSP34K 4ND HORN3D SM1L13S >:]</span></code>}}
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* [[All Girls Want Bad Boys]]: Gets into a lot of ship-tease/slap slap kiss dealings with Karkat. Later befriends and practically falls for Dave. (Of course, when all's said and done, Terezi's probably badder than either of them.)
* [[All Girls Want Bad Boys]]: Gets into a lot of ship-tease/slap slap kiss dealings with Karkat. Later befriends and practically falls for Dave. (Of course, when all's said and done, Terezi's probably badder than either of them.)
* [[Amoral Attorney]]: She aspires to become one, as shown in her court roleplay where the verdict was decided on a coin toss.
* [[Amoral Attorney]]: She aspires to become one, as shown in her court roleplay where the verdict was decided on a coin toss.
{{quote| "(Senator Lemonsnout) looks a bit confused. He quivers his lowly proboscis at the coin. See? The coin has exonerated him."<br />
{{quote|"(Senator Lemonsnout) looks a bit confused. He quivers his lowly proboscis at the coin. See? The coin has exonerated him."
"Coin? What coin? Surely you jest, Mr. Senator. The prosecution sees no coin.<br />
"Coin? What coin? Surely you jest, Mr. Senator. The prosecution sees no coin.
''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003947 SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER?]''" }}
''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}003947 SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER?]''" }}
* [[Battle Couple]]: With Karkat, kind of.
* [[Battle Couple]]: With Karkat, kind of.
* [[Blind Seer]]: Literally, "seer" is in her title. Although she mainly uses the topic of her disability as a springboard for further trolling.
* [[Blind Seer]]: Literally, "seer" is in her title. Although she mainly uses the topic of her disability as a springboard for further trolling.
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* [[Cheshire Cat Grin]]: Her smile is more than a little creepy.
* [[Cheshire Cat Grin]]: Her smile is more than a little creepy.
* [[The Chessmaster]]: This is her power as the Seer of Mind.
* [[The Chessmaster]]: This is her power as the Seer of Mind.
* [[Cursed With Awesome]]: Why she prefers being blind.
* [[Cursed with Awesome]]: Why she prefers being blind.
* [[Determinator]]: She raised herself from infancy. Alternia is a [[Death World]]. Do the math.
* [[Determinator]]: She raised herself from infancy. Alternia is a [[Death World]]. Do the math.
* [[Disability Superpower]]: Her [[Super Senses]].
* [[Disability Superpower]]: Her [[Super Senses]].
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* [[Handicapped Badass]]: Terezi's blindness hardly keeps her from [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003953 walloping enemies]. Mainly because she can, [[Incredibly Lame Pun|in a sense]], still see.
* [[Handicapped Badass]]: Terezi's blindness hardly keeps her from [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003953 walloping enemies]. Mainly because she can, [[Incredibly Lame Pun|in a sense]], still see.
* [[Hanging Judge|Hanging Prosecutor]]: "Defense" is an offense in trollish law, and there's no such thing as 'alleged' crime. If the Legislacerator doesn't execute, then the judge will get all the fun.
* [[Hanging Judge|Hanging Prosecutor]]: "Defense" is an offense in trollish law, and there's no such thing as 'alleged' crime. If the Legislacerator doesn't execute, then the judge will get all the fun.
* [[Head Tiltingly Kinky]]: She likes Dave's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ohy34h.jpg obscene bucket comic], her [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004642 response] is "this comic is borderline pornographic, you are a really fucked up kid (it is fantastic, I love it)".
* [[Head-Tiltingly Kinky]]: She likes Dave's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ohy34h.jpg obscene bucket comic], her [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004642 response] is "this comic is borderline pornographic, you are a really fucked up kid (it is fantastic, I love it)".
* [[The Hyena]]: Even in text! Her default sprite expression is a laughing grin.
* [[The Hyena]]: Even in text! Her default sprite expression is a laughing grin.
* [[Idiot Ball]]: Terezi's desire for revenge on Vriska gets to the point where she thinks Vriska is the one killing everybody. Partially because she keeps falling for the fake evidence Gamzee is setting up. <!-- There's been nothing to say >3> yet. -->
* [[Idiot Ball]]: Terezi's desire for revenge on Vriska gets to the point where she thinks Vriska is the one killing everybody. Partially because she keeps falling for the fake evidence Gamzee is setting up.
* [[Inspector Javert]]: Her "investigations" started by the discovery of Tavros's corpse have led her to conclude that Vriska killed everyone, lack of evidence be damned!
* [[Inspector Javert]]: Her "investigations" started by the discovery of Tavros's corpse have led her to conclude that Vriska killed everyone, lack of evidence be damned!
** Also played with, in the fact that although she is partially wrong about the :murder spree, she still has at least one very valid reason for pursuing her - the fact that Jack will find Terezi and her friends if she doesn't get to Vriska first. Chalk it up to [[Dramatic Irony]] depending on who you are rooting for.
** Also played with, in the fact that although she is partially wrong about the :murder spree, she still has at least one very valid reason for pursuing her - the fact that Jack will find Terezi and her friends if she doesn't get to Vriska first. Chalk it up to [[Dramatic Irony]] depending on who you are rooting for.
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** She was okay with Vriska killing and feeding young trolls to her lusus, and even helped her with it, but only if she considered the trolls to be bad people. Vriska doesn't care either way.
** She was okay with Vriska killing and feeding young trolls to her lusus, and even helped her with it, but only if she considered the trolls to be bad people. Vriska doesn't care either way.
* [[Kubrick Stare]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003945 here.]
* [[Kubrick Stare]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003945 here.]
* [[Leitmotif]]: An odd example: while she has a few songs about her (The Lemonsnout Turnabout and <nowiki>L33TSP34K 4ND HORN3D SM1L13S >:]</nowiki>), her only official leitmotif is her [http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/terezis-theme walkaround theme].
* [[Leitmotif]]: An odd example: while she has a few songs about her (The Lemonsnout Turnabout and <nowiki>L33TSP34K 4ND HORN3D SM1L13S >:]</nowiki>), her only official leitmotif is her [https://web.archive.org/web/20130425135051/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/terezis-theme walkaround theme].
* [[Letters 2 Numbers]]: Specifically, with [[Arc Number|4, 1, and 3]]. It gets Lampshaded when she's referring to Aradia's handle (AA = 44), and again when she specifies when she needs 413 Boonbonds ("aie").
* [[Letters 2 Numbers]]: Specifically, with [[Arc Number|4, 1, and 3]]. It gets Lampshaded when she's referring to Aradia's handle (AA = 44), and again when she specifies when she needs 413 Boonbonds ("aie").
* [[Love Before First Sight]]: Dave, according to Karkat.
* [[Love Before First Sight]]: Dave, according to Karkat.
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** gallows Ca'''libra'''tor
** gallows Ca'''libra'''tor
* [[More Teeth Than the Osmond Family]]: Applies to all trolls, but since Terezi has a habit of constantly laughing, it's more shown on her.
* [[More Teeth Than the Osmond Family]]: Applies to all trolls, but since Terezi has a habit of constantly laughing, it's more shown on her.
* [[My God What Have I Done]]: She has one of these with John and Dave. With John she was simply unaware that her actions would have led to his death since the trolls know he's just fine (plus, the sequence of events this spawned ended up being tremendously helpful for the kids in general, so she was kind of vindicated on it). With Dave she instigated a series of time deals where she lied to Dave about the result of a coin flip to ensure that two timelines was created, one of which where Dave is doomed to die. When said event occurs, she runs off to have herself a cry.
* [[My God, What Have I Done?]]: She has one of these with John and Dave. With John she was simply unaware that her actions would have led to his death since the trolls know he's just fine (plus, the sequence of events this spawned ended up being tremendously helpful for the kids in general, so she was kind of vindicated on it). With Dave she instigated a series of time deals where she lied to Dave about the result of a coin flip to ensure that two timelines was created, one of which where Dave is doomed to die. When said event occurs, she runs off to have herself a cry.
** These are respectively called back and foreshadowed in her conversation with Vriska [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004137 here.]
** These are respectively called back and foreshadowed in her conversation with Vriska [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004137 here.]
* [[Nightmare Fuel Stationattendant]]: Her treehouse is strung with plushies hanging from nooses from her mock trial sessions, and somehow she manages to be both somewhat creepy and strangely adorable.
* [[Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant]]: Her treehouse is strung with plushies hanging from nooses from her mock trial sessions, and somehow she manages to be both somewhat creepy and strangely adorable.
** See what she does to her plush toys during an investigation as well.
** See what she does to her plush toys during an investigation as well.
* [[Noodle Incident]]: [[Ship Tease|With Karkat.]]
* [[Noodle Incident]]: [[Ship Tease|With Karkat.]]
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<span style{{=}}"color:#008282;">GC: TO SM3LL 1T UND3R YOUR SK1N</span>
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<span style{{=}}"color:#626262;">CG: YOU MEAN</span>
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* [[The Nose Knows]]: She's able to smell, and by extension taste, colors.
* [[The Nose Knows]]: She's able to smell, and by extension taste, colors.
** She can smell Skaia from Prospit, which even by conservative estimates is still miles away.
** She can smell Skaia from Prospit, which even by conservative estimates is still miles away.
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* [[Screw Destiny]]: Told John she was doing so by trying to kill him
* [[Screw Destiny]]: Told John she was doing so by trying to kill him
** Remains one of the few people who disagrees with the [[You Can't Fight Fate]] mentality of Sburb.
** Remains one of the few people who disagrees with the [[You Can't Fight Fate]] mentality of Sburb.
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{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:#008282;">GC: LUCK DO3SNT 4CTU4LLY M4TT3R >8]</span>}}
* [[Self Defeating Prophecy]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005732 Predicting what would have happened if she had let Vriska escape to fight Bec Noir]
* [[Self-Defeating Prophecy]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005732 Predicting what would have happened if she had let Vriska escape to fight Bec Noir]
* [[Sense Freak]]: She's really interested in the scent and taste of various blood colours, and really curious about Dave's eyes.
* [[Sense Freak]]: She's really interested in the scent and taste of various blood colours, and really curious about Dave's eyes.
* [[Ship Tease]]: With everyone she talks to. John, Dave, Karkat, Sollux, even Rose and Nepeta. Dave even more now that the two of them are exchanging ironic comics and are generally in cahoots.
* [[Ship Tease]]: With everyone she talks to. John, Dave, Karkat, Sollux, even Rose and Nepeta. Dave even more now that the two of them are exchanging ironic comics and are generally in cahoots.
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** "She wouldn't dare harm sweet, precious [[Monster Clown|Gamzee]], would she? [[You Make Me Sick|The thought is almost more than you can bear]]."
** "She wouldn't dare harm sweet, precious [[Monster Clown|Gamzee]], would she? [[You Make Me Sick|The thought is almost more than you can bear]]."
* [[Shoot the Dog]]: Does this to Vriska to preserve the Alpha timeline.
* [[Shoot the Dog]]: Does this to Vriska to preserve the Alpha timeline.
* [[Shout Out]]: Terezi is basically Alternia's version of [[Daredevil]]. It's even alluded to in the comic.
* [[Shout-Out]]: Terezi is basically Alternia's version of [[Daredevil]]. It's even alluded to in the comic.
** Her use of a coin in the trial scene is a reference to [[Batman|Harvey Dent]] aka Two-Face.
** Her use of a coin in the trial scene is a reference to [[Batman|Harvey Dent]] aka Two-Face.
** Her track on the [http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/alternia official troll album] is called "The Lemonsnout Turnabout". The ''[[Phoenix Wright]]'' games are known as ''Turnabout Trials'' in Japan, and each case in the games has Turnabout in the title (barring the DS extra, which is more a pun on the attorney's name).
** Her track on the [https://web.archive.org/web/20131104182954/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/alternia official troll album] is called "The Lemonsnout Turnabout". The ''[[Phoenix Wright]]'' games are known as ''Turnabout Trials'' in Japan, and each case in the games has Turnabout in the title (barring the DS extra, which is more a pun on the attorney's name).
*** Furthermore, her forensic investigation of Tavros's body was done a few days before the Japanese release of ''[[Ace Attorney Investigations]] II''.
*** Furthermore, her forensic investigation of Tavros's body was done a few days before the Japanese release of ''[[Ace Attorney Investigations]] II''.
*** She has also lately dismissed one of her own amateur forensics-type theories as preposterous, while at the same time doing Edgeworth's trademark belittling shrugging/shaking head pose.
*** She has also lately dismissed one of her own amateur forensics-type theories as preposterous, while at the same time doing Edgeworth's trademark belittling shrugging/shaking head pose.
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* [[Slap Slap Kiss]]: More like Mock Mock Cuddle, but definitely this with Karkat.
* [[Slap Slap Kiss]]: More like Mock Mock Cuddle, but definitely this with Karkat.
* [[The Social Expert]]: She's the most talented manipulator of the series, contrasted with Vriska who relies on more direct [[Psychic Powers]].
* [[The Social Expert]]: She's the most talented manipulator of the series, contrasted with Vriska who relies on more direct [[Psychic Powers]].
* [[Starfish Language]]: She jokes about this.
* [[Starfish Language]]: She jokes about this.
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* [[Stealth Pun]]: She likes dragons, and she likes brutal law. What kind of law does she like? Draconian law!
* [[Stealth Pun]]: She likes dragons, and she likes brutal law. What kind of law does she like? Draconian law!
** Her dragon plushes are of course '''Scale'''mates
** Her dragon plushes are of course '''Scale'''mates
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* [[Super Senses]]: She can smell and taste colours, and can read by licker her computer monitor.
* [[Super Senses]]: She can smell and taste colours, and can read by licker her computer monitor.
* [[Sword Cane]]
* [[Sword Cane]]
* [[Take That]]: "{{color|#008282|G}}" is an insult directed towards Vriska, which Dave wouldn't know.
* [[Take That]]: "<span style="color:#008282;">GC: LUCK DO3SNT 4CTU4LLY M4TT3R >8] </span>" is an insult directed towards Vriska, which Dave wouldn't know.
* [[The Un Reveal]]: Terezi takes her shades off for the first time post-blindness, and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004475 her eyes are just offscreen.]
* [[The Un-Reveal]]: Terezi takes her shades off for the first time post-blindness, and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004475 her eyes are just offscreen.]
** Later given a proper [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004658 reveal].
** Later given a proper [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004658 reveal].
* [[Theme Naming]]: Terezi's Zodiac sign is Libra.
* [[Theme Naming]]: Terezi's Zodiac sign is Libra.
* [[Two Headed Coin]]: Albeit scratched on one side, like [[Batman|Two-Face's]].
* [[Two-Headed Coin]]: Albeit scratched on one side, like [[Batman|Two-Face's]].
* [[Vampire Bites Suck]]: After [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005378 Terezi steps away from pestering Sollux,] she [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005417 awakes] with [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005419 two puncture wounds.] May slide into [[Kiss of the Vampire]] territory due to the white bandage covering the marks, possibly showing the drinker is considerate of his or her actions.
* [[Vampire Bites Suck]]: After [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005378 Terezi steps away from pestering Sollux,] she [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005417 awakes] with [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005419 two puncture wounds.] May slide into [[Kiss of the Vampire]] territory due to the white bandage covering the marks, possibly showing the drinker is considerate of his or her actions.
* [[Vein O Vision]]: She claims in [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004475 this] conversation with Karkat that she can "smell" his red blood underneath his skin.
* [[Vein-O-Vision]]: She claims in [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004475 this] conversation with Karkat that she can "smell" his red blood underneath his skin.
* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: Predicts this relationship for Rose and herself.
* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: Predicts this relationship for Rose and herself.
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** She definitely has this kind of relationship with Dave.
** She definitely has this kind of relationship with Dave.
* [[Weapon of Choice]]: Her [[Improvised Weapon|cane]], which also doubles as a [[Epic Flail|multi-segmented]] [[Daredevil|staff.]]
* [[Weapon of Choice]]: Her [[Improvised Weapon|cane]], which also doubles as a [[Epic Flail|multi-segmented]] [[Daredevil|staff.]]
** As of the end game, she's using it as a sword more than a cane.
** As of the end game, she's using it as a sword more than a cane.
* [[Western Zodiac]]: Libra. Especially apparent with her constant taste for judgement.
* [[Western Zodiac]]: Libra. Especially apparent with her constant taste for judgement.
* [[You Taste Delicious]]: Thanks to her enhanced senses of taste and smell she describes the other trolls' blood as flavors. Karkat is cherry, as are the human kids, Sollux's eyes are apple-berry blast while his blood is {{color|#008282|$}}, and Tavros is chocolate.
* [[You Taste Delicious]]: Thanks to her enhanced senses of taste and smell she describes the other trolls' blood as flavors. Karkat is cherry, as are the human kids, Sollux's eyes are apple-berry blast while his blood is <span style="color:#008282;">YUCKY MUST4RD</span>, and Tavros is chocolate.
** [[Averted Trope|Averted]] when Terezi examines the site of Kanaya's death and when she samples a bit of the blood, she responds with a 'BLUH'.
** [[Averted Trope|Averted]] when Terezi examines the site of Kanaya's death and when she samples a bit of the blood, she responds with a 'BLUH'.
*** Against her better judgement she does admit that Vriska's god tiered outfit smells delicious.
*** Against her better judgement she does admit that Vriska's god tiered outfit smells delicious.
*** Gamzee is grape jelly.
*** Gamzee is grape jelly.


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Latest revision as of 17:27, 24 February 2024


Trolls: Nepeta, Kanaya, and Terezi

♌ Nepeta Leijon ♌

"You live in a CAVE that is also a HIVE, but still mostly just a CAVE. You like to engage in FRIENDLY ROLE PLAYING, but not the DANGEROUS KIND. Never the DANGEROUS KIND. It's TOO DANGEROUS! Too many of your good friends have gotten hurt that way. Your daily routine is dangerous enough as it is. You prowl the wilderness for GREAT BEASTS, and stalk them and take them down with nothing but your SHARP CLAWS AND TEETH! You take them back to your cave and EAT THEM, and from time to time, WEAR THEIR PELTS FOR FUN. You like to paint WALL COMICS using blood and soot and ash, depicting EXCITING TALES FROM THE HUNT! And other goofy stories about you and your numerous pals."

A cave-dwelling troll with an immense love of and fascination with the art of shipping, who maintains an extensive Shipping Wall.

In Sburb, she is the Rogue of Heart. Her trolltag is "arsenicCatnip".

Has allocated her STRIFE SPECIBUS with the CLAWKIND ABSTRATUS.

:33 < *ac types by beginning her lines with a two-mouthed cat smile, inserts cat puns into her spelling wherever pawsible, and replaces double E's with "33"!*


  • Air Vent Passageway: Used here.
  • Anchored Ship: She's only interested in two quadrants, and is determined to have Karkat as her matesprit and won't take no for an answer. According to Karkat at least, in canon we never get to see any of this before she's killed.
  • All Girls Want Bad Boys: She has a huge crush on Karkat, even marking Karkat<3Vriska as "Oh nooooooo" on her shipping wall. Granted, in all likelihood, she gravitates toward Karkat because he also deals with relationships a lot. She is also more or less Equius's Morality Pet.
  • Badass Adorable: Roleplays as a mother cat. Kills wild animals with her hands. And wait until you see what she can do with a proper weapon.
  • Badass Longcoat
  • Biting The Hood: After a particularly frustrating conversation with Equius.
  • Break the Cutie: She did not handle seeing Gamzee strangle Equius well.
  • Catgirl: Roleplays as one. It also helps that her horns are shaped like cat ears.
  • Cat Smile: The Emoticon she begins sentences with is a two-mouthed variation. It's her default expression, as well, and her cat hood and bangs create a second one.
    • It's also the face of her lusus, Pounce De Leon.
  • Cute Bruiser
  • Cute Little Fangs
  • Deathbringer the Adorable: Nepeta's theme is called "Walls Covered In Blood", which describes the cave she calls home.
  • Expressive Mask: The eyes of her hood match her own eyes' expressions in the Alterniabound flash.
  • Extreme Doormat: Even though she puts up a huge fuss, she always listens to Equius.
  • Fingerless Gloves
  • Fun Personified: She has the occasional dramatic moment (usually involving her getting killed,) but is mostly meant to be a goofy, fun character with little bearing on the plot.
  • Fun with Acronyms: Her planet is named the Land Of Little Cubes And Tea.
  • Furry Fandom: She roleplays online as a mother cat entirely unironically, apparently, and dresses like a cat.
  • Gory Discretion Shot: Definitely in play over her facing off with Gamzee.
  • Grotesque Cute: True to her fursona, who kills wild animal with her bare hands, she lives in a cave littered with animal skins and bloody marks on the walls. But she's still adorable with her kitty cap, her fake tail, and her big goofy Cat Smile.
  • Happily Ever After: Of a sort. She seems very happy in dreambubbles and seemingly even ends up with an alternate Karkat.
  • Hulk Speak: Her (highly inaccurate) impersonation of Equius.
  • Joke Character: Unlike other Demoted to Extra trolls, Nepeta literally never has any impact on the plot. This is combined with being a Kawaiiko and being part of Those Two Guys with Equius to boot.
  • Kawaiiko: The most adorable and cutest of the trolls by design; her appearance and mannerisms are obviously inspired by anime-loving female cosplayers. Even the fact that she hunts down beasts with her bare hands for food barely dents the sheer amount of cute this troll exudes.
  • Kill the Cutie: Stabbed thrice by Bec Noir as her Dream Self. Killed off-screen by Gamzee with his Duce Clubs.
    • And now, in [S] Flip, it's made even worse by the fact that her smiling head sits on the jury of Gamzee's mock trial.
  • Leitmotif: Walls Covered In Blood, which is later remixed for her walkaround theme.
  • Meaningful Name: Nepeta cataria is the scientific name for catnip. Leijona means "lion" in Finnish. Leijon was also the last name of a Swedish politician who was the target of a kidnapping plot known as Operation Leo.
    • Arsenic used to be used as a green dye.
  • Messy Hair: As seen here.
  • Numerological Motif: 33, the atomic number of arsenic as well as being a double Cat Smile.
  • Only Sane Man: It's a bit of a pattern with green bloods. Nepeta, while goofy and silly, is pretty down to earth and understands troll romance just as well as Karkat. Unlike Eridan for instance, she realizes her crush is unrequited and tries (admittedly unsuccessfully, even to herself) to get over it.
  • Orwellian Retcon: "[S] Roxy:Sleepwalk" originally showed Nepeta in a dreambubble - yet she didn't have the Prophet Eyes all the dead characters have (which, of course, prompted pretty much every Nepeta fan to shit a brick). This was quickly fixed.
  • Sacrificial Lamb
  • Satellite Character: It's Word of God.

Hussie: If you look up Expendable Character in the dictionary you would see a picture of Nepeta batting around a ball of yarn while looking as adorable as possible.

  • Stealth Pun: For a long while, Nepeta was... a Schrödinger's Cat, considering she has enough circumstances to equally make it seem like she's alive and dead: On one hand, it's unlikely Gamzee would have left her be if she so much as twitched, but on the other hand, he could have simply beat her unconscious and was too busy looting Equius' corpse to notice. Hussie has admitted, more or less, that this is intentional. But more or less for all intents and purposes she's out of the story.
  • Shipper on Deck: Keeps track of all of her friends and herself on her Shipping Wall of course! She takes shipping very seriously and keeps constant track of how relationships develop. She also has Nepeta<3Karkat marked off as her own personal OTP.
  • Ship Tease: The entirety of her Shipping Wall is this. The topmost pairing relates to her specifically, showing that she has a crush on Karkat, of all people. According to him, he's aware of this and has been trying to sidestep the whole thing for quite some time now.
  • Shout-Out: Probably not an intentional one, but does that fursuit remind you of anyone?
    • An alternative theory on the forums is that it's a Cathearst suit (from the epilogue of Problem Sleuth, a Catwoman Expy)
    • Her relationship to Equius is evocative of the relationship of Enkidu and Gilgamesh.
  • Theme Naming: Nepeta's Zodiac sign is Leo.
  • Third Person Person: :33 < *ac doesn't see a reason not to role play at all times!* Occasionally she'll slip and say something in the first person, hastily adding an "ac said" to the end.
    • She's the only person in the entire comic to continue to refer to herself by her screen name after her name is entered.
  • There Are No Therapists: In a nice aversion, it turns out that she goes above and beyond as Equius' moirail -- so much that he credits her for keeping him from going as crazy and homicidal as sober!Gamzee.
  • Western Zodiac: Leo. Her appearance, Trollian name, use of claws and obsession with cats make her a good example.
  • Wolverine Claws: Her Weapon of Choice (they're on gloves, not part of her body though).

♍ Kanaya Maryam ♍

"You are one of the few of your kind who can withstand the BLISTERING ALTERNIAN SUN, and perhaps the only who enjoys the feel of its rays. As such, you are one of the few of your kind who has taken a shining to LANDSCAPING. You have cultivated a lush oasis around your hive, and in particular, you have honed your craft through the art of TOPIARY, sculpting your trees to match the PUFFY ORACLES from your dreams. You have embraced the tool of this trade, which conveniently is the weapon of choice for those who would hunt the HEINOUS BROODS OF THE UNDEAD which crawl from the sand at sunrise to feast on the light and the living."

An unusual troll with a love of gardening and fashion, who lives in a hive and surrounding area eerily similar to that of Jade.

In Sburb, she is the Sylph of Space. Her trolltag is "grimAuxiliatrix".

She has allocated her STRIFE SPECIBUS with the MAKEUPKIND ABSTRATUS. This means she's armed with a chainsaw.

Types By Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word And Rarely Punctuates Her Sentences


All this blood and sunlight is stirring bright feelings within. You often fantasize about being a true rainbow drinker from your literature. It would be a life of darting between the shadows, of persecution and being misunderstood. And of ROMANCE. You would drink heavily from its multicolored well, and the hemospectrum would be your wine list preceding the great feast of passion. Surely it couldn't hurt. While no one is looking... Bluh!

GA: I Think What I Find Most Challenging About Human Insincerity Based Humor Is The Degree Of Commitment To The Fantasy Which Is Apparently Requisite

[1] Am I Being Accused Of Falling Prey To The Human Dysfunction Of Amorous Inclination

GA: So I Guess Tonight Is The Night You Blow Everything Up
AA: 0_0
GA: Is There Nothing I Can Do To Change Your Mind
AA: n0
AA: 0r yes
AA: yes theres n0thing
AA: and n0 y0u cant

CGA: Shes Not Even Responding To My Messages Anymore
CGA: Could Be Busy
CGA: But Im Rapidly Approaching A Resolution To Discard The Preposterous Infatuation
FCG: SHE? WELL I GUESS THAT NARROWS IT DOWN SOMEWHAT.
CGA: Shit

KANAYA: See Im Explaining This Badly
KANAYA: All Im Saying Is Basically
KANAYA: Just
KANAYA: Fuck That Guy

CA: kan make her talk to me do somethin
GA: Who
CA: your no good connivvin fuckin backstabbin girl crush thats wwho
GA: Overstating Our Relationship Wont Make Me Feel Very Cooperative
GA: Its Paler Red Than That Ok
CA: pshhhhhh that is a fuckin laugh and you knoww it evveryone does

GA: I Am Beginning To Feel As Though I Am The Only One Working On Our Friendship
TG: hahaha yes youre on a roll
GA: That Was Sincerity

  • The Stoic: In addition to not having any outstanding mental disorders or personality flaws, Kanaya is damn near unflappable.
    • Stoic Woobie: What's the only thing that breaks her calm demeanor during Hivebent? Heartbreak. (Well, that and the taste of blood.)
  • Strange Girl: She goes out in the daytime (risking attack by the undead) and loves sunlight, bright colors, and fashion.
    • She's also completely sane and level headed, which by troll standards is very unusual.
  • Sword Over Head: Done here with her CHAINSAW. Too bad it fails against white science...Oh Gog
  • Team Mom: Given all her "fussing and meddling," she seems to consider herself one of these. It's tempting to agree given she's told Vriska she wouldn't keep stepping on things if she picked up her room once in a while. And since her sign is Virgo, that would make her a virgin mother.
    • "Vriska, stop picking on Tavros." Bonus points for threatening her with a broken toilet.
    • Turns out she is also in charge of breeding duties, whatever that means.
      • Turns out her job was to create her session's B. Slick, which in turn is Jade's primary goal as well.
    • Fans have compared her to Mary Worth.
  • Theme Naming: Kanaya's Zodiac sign is Virgo.
  • Three-Point Landing: Invoked with the perfect landing of shades falling from the sky.
  • Token Minority: An in-universe minority, being the one of the few on Alternia with her particular hue of blood, and as such one of the few who could have a Virgin Mother Grub as a lusus, which is so uncommon that it is considered a historical event. She also loves sunlight, though nearly all other trolls are nocturnal. She's also the only one of the twelve trolls who isn't bisexual.
  • Took a Level in Badass: YES, oh so much.
  • Unlimited Wardrobe: She's the only troll with a fondness for colors and fashion (such as it is in a very utilitarian society) and her WARDROBIFIER, much like Jade's, allows her to instantly change outfits at various intervals.
  • Unspoken Plan Guarantee: Kanaya tells Jade she's going to hatch the Matriorb in the center of the meteor and raise the new Mother Grub to repopulate the troll race. And then the Matriorb was blown to bits. And then Kanaya died.
  • Unstoppable Rage: Subverted when she initially fights Eridan, who kills her in one hit. Played straight when she comes back as a rainbow drinker and knocks Gamzee off a cliff with one hit. With the same angry expression, she then proceeds, perhaps surprisingly, to punch out Vriska. Then she snaps Eridan's Science Stick in two and does something very similar to Eridan himself.
  • Western Zodiac: Virgo. She is probably the girliest of all the trolls, moreso than even Nepeta and Feferi.
  • Word of Gay: Fans have speculated that, unlike most trolls, Kanaya is not bisexual, Andrew confirmed that speculation.

♎ Terezi Pyrope ♎

"You take an interest in justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED. You have taken up study of BRUTAL ALTERNIAN LAW, and surround yourself with legal books. You have no need for copies printed in TROLLBRAILLE, because you can SMELL AND TASTE THE WORDS. You hope one day to join the honorable ranks of the LEGISLACERATORS."

A blind troll law student who delights in being weird and messing with people; the only troll who is actually effective at trolling, she supplies the kids with hints on how to get ahead in Sburb, sometimes helpful, sometimes not.

She is the Seer of Mind. Her trolltag is "gallowsCalibrator".

Has allocated her STRIFE SPECIBUS with the CANEKIND ABSTRATUS.

TYP3S 1N 4LL C4PS W1TH NO P3R1ODS, 4ND US3S 413 L33TSP34K 4ND HORN3D SM1L13S >:]


  • All Girls Want Bad Boys: Gets into a lot of ship-tease/slap slap kiss dealings with Karkat. Later befriends and practically falls for Dave. (Of course, when all's said and done, Terezi's probably badder than either of them.)
  • Amoral Attorney: She aspires to become one, as shown in her court roleplay where the verdict was decided on a coin toss.

"(Senator Lemonsnout) looks a bit confused. He quivers his lowly proboscis at the coin. See? The coin has exonerated him."
"Coin? What coin? Surely you jest, Mr. Senator. The prosecution sees no coin.
SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER?"

  • Battle Couple: With Karkat, kind of.
  • Blind Seer: Literally, "seer" is in her title. Although she mainly uses the topic of her disability as a springboard for further trolling.
    • Semi-literally as she dreams on Prospit, and her powers of Mind are at least partial precognition separate from Skaia.
  • Blind Weaponmaster: see Handicapped Badass
  • Bunny Ears Lawyer: Tends to use plush toys as a forensics team. Given how she treats them, a real forensics team would probably want to stay far, far away from her.
  • Cane Fu
  • Charles Atlas Superpower: She gained her Super Senses through hard work and training from her unborn telepathic dragon lusus.
  • Cheshire Cat Grin: Her smile is more than a little creepy.
  • The Chessmaster: This is her power as the Seer of Mind.
  • Cursed with Awesome: Why she prefers being blind.
  • Determinator: She raised herself from infancy. Alternia is a Death World. Do the math.
  • Disability Superpower: Her Super Senses.
  • Eye Scream: Animated, even.
  • Girls Love Stuffed Animals: In a majority of her appearances in the lab, she is carrying around stuffed dragons, or shown doing awful things to them. In her introduction, she plays a mock criminal trial which ends with her tying a noose to one of the scalemates and hanging it from her treehive. When she finds Tavros's body, she pretends that the stuffed animals are her investigative forensics team. Then throws all of them down a cliff for their incompetence. She also used a white one as a sidekick back in her TYP3S 1N 4LL C4PS W1TH NO P3R1ODS, 4ND US3S days, called Pyralspite.
  • Handicapped Badass: Terezi's blindness hardly keeps her from walloping enemies. Mainly because she can, in a sense, still see.
  • Hanging Prosecutor: "Defense" is an offense in trollish law, and there's no such thing as 'alleged' crime. If the Legislacerator doesn't execute, then the judge will get all the fun.
  • Head-Tiltingly Kinky: She likes Dave's obscene bucket comic, her response is "this comic is borderline pornographic, you are a really fucked up kid (it is fantastic, I love it)".
  • The Hyena: Even in text! Her default sprite expression is a laughing grin.
  • Idiot Ball: Terezi's desire for revenge on Vriska gets to the point where she thinks Vriska is the one killing everybody. Partially because she keeps falling for the fake evidence Gamzee is setting up.
  • Inspector Javert: Her "investigations" started by the discovery of Tavros's corpse have led her to conclude that Vriska killed everyone, lack of evidence be damned!
    • Also played with, in the fact that although she is partially wrong about the :murder spree, she still has at least one very valid reason for pursuing her - the fact that Jack will find Terezi and her friends if she doesn't get to Vriska first. Chalk it up to Dramatic Irony depending on who you are rooting for.
  • Kiss of Life: Attempts to invoke this result here with Tavros' corpse to try waking his dreamself.
  • Knight Templar: She's studying to be one of these, and has a particular interest in the punishment of the wicked. It's possible that she tried to kill John because she views the kids' collective failure as a crime against her species, seeing as their particular Sburb session purportedly breaks the game so much that the trolls end up losing too.
    • At the same time, it's possible that the reason she felt bad when she learnt that she'd succeeded in killing John in the alternate timeline wasn't so much that she'd killed him, but the rather dopey, trusting way in which he followed her instructions. No fun in punishing the innocent.
    • "You will play the role of the prosecuting attorney. On Alternia, there is no such thing as a defense attorney, or a defense."
    • She was okay with Vriska killing and feeding young trolls to her lusus, and even helped her with it, but only if she considered the trolls to be bad people. Vriska doesn't care either way.
  • Kubrick Stare: here.
  • Leitmotif: An odd example: while she has a few songs about her (The Lemonsnout Turnabout and L33TSP34K 4ND HORN3D SM1L13S >:]), her only official leitmotif is her walkaround theme.
  • Letters 2 Numbers: Specifically, with 4, 1, and 3. It gets Lampshaded when she's referring to Aradia's handle (AA = 44), and again when she specifies when she needs 413 Boonbonds ("aie").
  • Love Before First Sight: Dave, according to Karkat.
  • Manipulative Bastard: This was gloriously confirmed when she successfully used a nigh-omnipotent, nigh-omniscient being, that prides himself on being a master of manipulation, for revenge, through nothing but effective button pushing. That this was probably a terrible idea does not make the fact that she pulled it off less impressive.
    • Badass Normal: As Karkat points out, she's able to play mind games without the aid of special powers. Vriska hates her for it.
  • Meaningful Name: She's the Libra troll. Libra is justice. Justice is blind. Ergo...
    • Justice is frequently delivered by gallows, too.
    • Terezi is the Azerbaijani word for Libra. Pyrope derives from a Greek word meaning "fire-eyed", and is the name for a red gemstone. Pyrope is a variety of garnet, however, which is the birthstone for the month of January (Capricorn/Aquarius, depending on day). Libra's is sapphire or opal, again depending on the day.
      • Terezi's dragon, Pyralspite, is also meaningfully named: Pyralspite is the name given to the aluminum rich garnets, one of which is Pyrope.
    • "Fire-eyed " fits even better when you find out how she lost her sight.
    • "Terezi" is also similar to Teiresias, the name of a blind seer (of variable gender) who was a recurring character in ancient Greek dramas.
    • gallows Calibrator
  • More Teeth Than the Osmond Family: Applies to all trolls, but since Terezi has a habit of constantly laughing, it's more shown on her.
  • My God, What Have I Done?: She has one of these with John and Dave. With John she was simply unaware that her actions would have led to his death since the trolls know he's just fine (plus, the sequence of events this spawned ended up being tremendously helpful for the kids in general, so she was kind of vindicated on it). With Dave she instigated a series of time deals where she lied to Dave about the result of a coin flip to ensure that two timelines was created, one of which where Dave is doomed to die. When said event occurs, she runs off to have herself a cry.
    • These are respectively called back and foreshadowed in her conversation with Vriska here.
  • Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: Her treehouse is strung with plushies hanging from nooses from her mock trial sessions, and somehow she manages to be both somewhat creepy and strangely adorable.
    • See what she does to her plush toys during an investigation as well.
  • Noodle Incident: With Karkat.

GC: 1T W4S WH3N 1 GOT CLOS3 3NOUGH
GC: TO SM3LL 1T UND3R YOUR SK1N
GC: PL34S3 K4RK4T, DO NOT PR3T3ND TH4T YOU FORGOT 4BOUT OUR L1TTL3 MOM3NT
CG: WHOA
CG: YOU MEAN
CG: DURING
CG: FUCK.

  • The Nose Knows: She's able to smell, and by extension taste, colors.
    • She can smell Skaia from Prospit, which even by conservative estimates is still miles away.
      • Because it's implied what she's specifically smelling is light in addition to a standard sense of smell.
  • Only Sane Man: Sort of. She trolls the kids in linear time rather than starting from the end of their adventure because that would just be needlessly complicated and confusing. She's also by far the best of the trolls we've seen, even managing to run rings around Dave.
    • Not to mention she's actually perfectly rational most of the time and just enjoys messing with people too much to take things seriously. With the death of half of the trolls, Terezi has serious'd up, but is still partially deluded into blaming Vriska for everything.
  • Parental Abandonment: She grew up without a Lusus, and actually seems to be a bit bothered by Gamzee forgetting. Subverted when her lusus comes immediately to her aid after being mind controlled into blinding her, teaching her how to smell and taste colors.
  • Screw Destiny: Told John she was doing so by trying to kill him

GC: LUCK DO3SNT 4CTU4LLY M4TT3R >8]

"1 FORG3T TH4T YOU HUM4NS 4CTU4LLY COMMUN1C4T3 W1TH SP33CH 1NST34D OF R3L34SING CLOUDS OF FR4GR4NT G4S3S"
"4ND SM3LL1NG 3ACH OTH3RS S3NT3NC3S"

"YOU S33 W3 4R3 M34NT TO B3 B3ST H4T3FR13NDS FOR3V3R"

    • She definitely has this kind of relationship with Dave.
  • Weapon of Choice: Her cane, which also doubles as a multi-segmented staff.
    • As of the end game, she's using it as a sword more than a cane.
  • Western Zodiac: Libra. Especially apparent with her constant taste for judgement.
  • You Taste Delicious: Thanks to her enhanced senses of taste and smell she describes the other trolls' blood as flavors. Karkat is cherry, as are the human kids, Sollux's eyes are apple-berry blast while his blood is YUCKY MUST4RD, and Tavros is chocolate.
    • Averted when Terezi examines the site of Kanaya's death and when she samples a bit of the blood, she responds with a 'BLUH'.
      • Against her better judgement she does admit that Vriska's god tiered outfit smells delicious.
      • Gamzee is grape jelly.

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