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* [[Cool Shades]]
* [[Cool Shades]]
* [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"]]: Unlike Axe Cop, who actually has a real name, it seems that his name actually ''is'' Flute Cop.
* [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"]]: Unlike Axe Cop, who actually has a real name, it seems that his name actually ''is'' Flute Cop.
** This seems to have been a mistake in the early comic, as later on in "Ask Flute Cop" we more logically see his name given as {{spoiler|Flutey Smartist}}.
** This seems to have been a mistake in the early comic, as later on in "Ask Flute Cop" we more logically see his name given as {{spoiler|Flutey Smartist}}.
* [[Everything's Better with Dinosaurs]]: After becoming Dinosaur Soldier, and later as Dragtrighostacops Rex.
* [[Everything's Better with Dinosaurs]]: After becoming Dinosaur Soldier, and later as Dragtrighostacops Rex.
* [[I Have Many Names]]: Due to his many transformations. The same character has gone by the names Flute Cop, Dinosaur Soldier, Avocado Soldier, Uni-Avocado Soldier, Ghost Cop, Drag-Tri-Ghostacops Rex, Viking Cop, Bear Cop, Zombie Bear Cop, ''President'' Zombie Bear Cop, Rat Cop...
* [[I Have Many Names]]: Due to his many transformations. The same character has gone by the names Flute Cop, Dinosaur Soldier, Avocado Soldier, Uni-Avocado Soldier, Ghost Cop, Drag-Tri-Ghostacops Rex, Viking Cop, Bear Cop, Zombie Bear Cop, ''President'' Zombie Bear Cop, Rat Cop...
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* [[Musical Assassin]]: While we've never seen him use his Flute Cop form in battle, his fighting style evidently involves him distracting people by blowing into his flute.
* [[Musical Assassin]]: While we've never seen him use his Flute Cop form in battle, his fighting style evidently involves him distracting people by blowing into his flute.
* [[Our Presidents Are Different]]: He became President of the United States by eating President Towzerd's brain. (He was a zombie bear at the time.)
* [[Our Presidents Are Different]]: He became President of the United States by eating President Towzerd's brain. (He was a zombie bear at the time.)
* [[Shapeshifter Default Form]]: Interestingly, in between storylines he seems to revert by unspecified means to a default form...but that form is Dinosaur Soldier, not his original form of Flute Cop.
* [[Shapeshifter Default Form]]: Interestingly, in between storylines he seems to revert by unspecified means to a default form...but that form is Dinosaur Soldier, not his original form of Flute Cop.
* [[Sleeves Are for Wimps]]: Dinosaur Soldier.
* [[Sleeves Are for Wimps]]: Dinosaur Soldier.
* [[Truly Single Parent]]: He has a baby named Wexey that he wished for with his unicorn powers.
* [[Truly Single Parent]]: He has a baby named Wexey that he wished for with his unicorn powers.
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* [[Heart Is an Awesome Power]]: His power is having sock arms. And he's still a [[Badass]].
* [[Heart Is an Awesome Power]]: His power is having sock arms. And he's still a [[Badass]].
* [[Legacy Character]]: His father was a sock fighting superhero before him.
* [[Legacy Character]]: His father was a sock fighting superhero before him.
** ''Bad Guy Earth'' clarifies that while his whole family were converted into sock fighters, his father only ever taught superheroes without being one himself.
** ''Bad Guy Earth'' clarifies that while his whole family were converted into sock fighters, his father only ever taught superheroes without being one himself.
* [[Mad Scientist]]: He's driven by love--he seeks to defy the exaggeration of [[Huge Guy, Tiny Girl]].
* [[Mad Scientist]]: He's driven by love—he seeks to defy the exaggeration of [[Huge Guy, Tiny Girl]].


=== Baby Man ===
=== Baby Man ===
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* [[Fartillery]]: For a while, his sole power was the ability to fly by farting.
* [[Fartillery]]: For a while, his sole power was the ability to fly by farting.
* [[Gasshole]]
* [[Gasshole]]
* [[Perma Stubble]]
* [[Perma-Stubble]]
* [[Something Person]]: In addition to Baby Man, there's also his family members, Baby Dad, Baby Mom, Baby Kid, and [[Department of Redundancy Department|Baby Baby]].
* [[Something Person]]: In addition to Baby Man, there's also his family members, Baby Dad, Baby Mom, Baby Kid, and [[Department of Redundancy Department|Baby Baby]].
* [[The Voiceless]]: Except for the aformentioned catchphrase.
* [[The Voiceless]]: Except for the aformentioned catchphrase.
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** And his superior, the Wrestler Boss (seen in ''Bad Guy Earth'' and ''Ask Axe Cop'') is based on [[Hulk Hogan]].
** And his superior, the Wrestler Boss (seen in ''Bad Guy Earth'' and ''Ask Axe Cop'') is based on [[Hulk Hogan]].
* [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]]
* [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]]
* {{spoiler|[[Face Heel Turn]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Face Heel Turn]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Orcus on His Throne]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Orcus on His Throne]]}}
* [[Out of Focus]]: After the first arc left him a tiny biting robot, he didn't reappear until a later comic demonstrated his battle cry, which also included defunct forms of Flute Cop. An even later comic showed that he got better and is still alive.
* [[Out of Focus]]: After the first arc left him a tiny biting robot, he didn't reappear until a later comic demonstrated his battle cry, which also included defunct forms of Flute Cop. An even later comic showed that he got better and is still alive.
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=== Uni-Man ===
=== Uni-Man ===
* [[Badass Bookworm]]
* [[Badass Bookworm]]
* [[Butt Monkey]]: [[Took a Level In Badass|At first]].
* [[Butt Monkey]]: [[Took a Level in Badass|At first]].
* [[Fastball Special]]: Before he [[Took a Level In Badass]], his combat role was limited to making wishes and being thrown horn-first at bad guys.
* [[Fastball Special]]: Before he [[Took a Level in Badass]], his combat role was limited to making wishes and being thrown horn-first at bad guys.
* [[Reality Warper]]
* [[Reality Warper]]
* [[The Smart Guy]]
* [[The Smart Guy]]
* [[Something Person]]
* [[Something Person]]
* [[Super Intelligence]]
* [[Super Intelligence]]
* [[Took a Level In Badass]]: ''Did he ever!''
* [[Took a Level in Badass]]: ''Did he ever!''


=== Leaf Man ===
=== Leaf Man ===
* [[Ambiguously Gay]]
* [[Ambiguously Gay]]
** Subverted {{spoiler|it was revealed he once had a wife.}}
** Subverted {{spoiler|it was revealed he once had a wife.}}
* [[Circus Brat]]: His current occupation.
* [[Circus Brat]]: His current occupation.
* {{spoiler|[[Everybody's Dead, Dave]]: His whole family. Nobody knows how they died.}}
* {{spoiler|[[Everybody's Dead, Dave]]: His whole family. Nobody knows how they died.}}
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* [[Refugee From TV Land]]: Axe Cop pulled her out of his TV while he was watching a movie about fairies.
* [[Refugee From TV Land]]: Axe Cop pulled her out of his TV while he was watching a movie about fairies.
* [[Knife Nut]]
* [[Knife Nut]]
* [[Master Poisoner]]: She has two types of poison powder--one that shrinks bad guys and one that kills giants.
* [[Master Poisoner]]: She has two types of poison powder—one that shrinks bad guys and one that kills giants.
* [[Pint-Sized Powerhouse]]: Her signature attack is to fly into bad guys' nostrils and punch her way out through the backs of their heads.
* [[Pint-Sized Powerhouse]]: Her signature attack is to fly into bad guys' nostrils and punch her way out through the backs of their heads.
* [[Token Minority]]: She is literally the only female being in creation (besides Uni-Baby) allowed on Axe Cop's team.
* [[Token Minority]]: She is literally the only female being in creation (besides Uni-Baby) allowed on Axe Cop's team.
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* [[Friendly Neighborhood Vampire]]
* [[Friendly Neighborhood Vampire]]
* {{spoiler|[[Killed Off for Real]]}}: At least for now.
* {{spoiler|[[Killed Off for Real]]}}: At least for now.
* [[Martial Arts Headband]]
* [[Hachimaki]]
* [[Morph Weapon]]: Fire Slicer's sword, which can turn into a flaming stick as he's slicing a bad guy.
* [[Morph Weapon]]: Fire Slicer's sword, which can turn into a flaming stick as he's slicing a bad guy.
* [[Ninja]]
* [[Ninja]]
* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: Lampshaded by the narrative text. They were "wizard ninja brothers from the moon" even before they started getting vampire bites anf transformations.
* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: Lampshaded by the narrative text. They were "wizard ninja brothers from the moon" even before they started getting vampire bites anf transformations.
* [[Omniglot]]: They speak every human and alien language due to doing ESL at moon school.
* [[Omniglot]]: They speak every human and alien language due to doing ESL at moon school.
* [[Our Werewolves Are Different]]: Vampire Wolfer was born a werewolf and can change at any time because he lives on the moon.
* [[Our Werewolves Are Different]]: Vampire Wolfer was born a werewolf and can change at any time because he lives on the moon.
* [[Our Vampires Are Different]]: [[Word of God|This only gets explained in the book]], but Vampire Wolfer was born a vampire. He only got double vampire power when he was bitten by Vampire Man Baby Kid.
* [[Our Vampires Are Different]]: [[Word of God|This only gets explained in the book]], but Vampire Wolfer was born a vampire. He only got double vampire power when he was bitten by Vampire Man Baby Kid.
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=== Lobster Man ({{spoiler|Koko Mia}}) ===
=== Lobster Man ({{spoiler|Koko Mia}}) ===
* [[Evil-Detecting Dog|Evil Detecting Dog/Lobster/Man]]: His antennae can detect bad guys, a power later picked up by Axe Cop after being infected with lobster blood.
* [[Evil-Detecting Dog|Evil Detecting Dog/Lobster/Man]]: His antennae can detect bad guys, a power later picked up by Axe Cop after being infected with lobster blood.
* [[Half-Human Hybrid]]: Sort of.
* [[Half-Human Hybrid]]: Sort of.
* [[Jerkass Woobie]]
* [[Jerkass Woobie]]
* [[Mix-and-Match Critters]]: He has a human head, lobster claws and antennae, and [[It Makes Sense in Context|the back legs and tail of a German shepherd]].
* [[Mix-and-Match Critters]]: He has a human head, lobster claws and antennae, and [[It Makes Sense in Context|the back legs and tail of a German shepherd]].
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* [[Ascended Extra]]: He was originally just a one-off character from the Ask Axe Cop series before getting his own arc.
* [[Ascended Extra]]: He was originally just a one-off character from the Ask Axe Cop series before getting his own arc.
* [[Badass Abnormal]]: Unlike [[Badass Normal|his namesake]], he at least can fly.
* [[Badass Abnormal]]: Unlike [[Badass Normal|his namesake]], he at least can fly.
* [[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs]]: A slightly more complex sort: bat, warthog, man--bat warthog, man--'''''BAT WARTHOG MAN!'''''
* [[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs]]: A slightly more complex sort: bat, warthog, man—bat warthog, man--'''''BAT WARTHOG MAN!'''''
* [[Captain Ersatz]]: He's [[Batman]], but part warthog.
* [[Captain Ersatz]]: He's [[Batman]], but part warthog.
* [[Cool Car]]: "The Power".
* [[Cool Car]]: "The Power".
* [[Expy]]: When he first appeared on Ask Axe Cop, he showed traits very similar to Axe Cop. He even had an airborne tyrannosaur as a steed--specifically, his Bat Warthog T-Rex. [[Character Development|These were dropped]] when he got his own arc.
* [[Expy]]: When he first appeared on Ask Axe Cop, he showed traits very similar to Axe Cop. He even had an airborne tyrannosaur as a steed—specifically, his Bat Warthog T-Rex. [[Character Development|These were dropped]] when he got his own arc.
* [[Mix-and-Match Critters]]: Bat Warthog, which is "the best two-animal combo" according to Malachai.
* [[Mix-and-Match Critters]]: Bat Warthog, which is "the best two-animal combo" according to Malachai.
* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]]: When in Man form, Bat Warthog Man looks a bit like [[Rod Serling]].
* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]]: When in Man form, Bat Warthog Man looks a bit like [[Rod Serling]].
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* [[Ensemble Darkhorse]]: Just after his first appearance, he became stupidly popular from one dialogueless panel alone.
* [[Ensemble Darkhorse]]: Just after his first appearance, he became stupidly popular from one dialogueless panel alone.
* [[Real Men Wear Pink]]: Before becoming a chihuahua himself, he was a tough, muscular, mustachioed army man...who owned a pet chihuahua. There's something inexplicably funny about seeing such a manly man say "Oh no! I forgot to feed my ''chihuahua!''"
* [[Real Men Wear Pink]]: Before becoming a chihuahua himself, he was a tough, muscular, mustachioed army man...who owned a pet chihuahua. There's something inexplicably funny about seeing such a manly man say "Oh no! I forgot to feed my ''chihuahua!''"
* [[Superhero Packing Heat]]: Has "army powers", which essentially seems to mean the ability to use a machine gun while in chihuahua form.
* [[Superhero Packing Heat]]: Has "army powers", which essentially seems to mean the ability to use a machine gun while in chihuahua form.
* [[Shapeshifter Mode Lock]]
* [[Shapeshifter Mode Lock]]
* [[Troubled Backstory Flashback]]
* [[Troubled Backstory Flashback]]
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=== Chemist M ===
=== Chemist M ===
* [[Author Avatar]]: The M stands for Malachai.
* [[Author Avatar]]: The M stands for Malachai.
* [[Happiness in Slavery]]: Axe Cop bought him and he seems fine with it.
* [[Happiness in Slavery]]: Axe Cop bought him and he seems fine with it.
* [[Nerd Glasses]]
* [[Nerd Glasses]]
* [[Science Hero]]
* [[Science Hero]]
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* [[Nineties Anti-Hero]]: His design is based on the art of [[Rob Liefeld]].
* [[Nineties Anti-Hero]]: His design is based on the art of [[Rob Liefeld]].
* [[Portmanteau]]: His name is one of 'lion' and 'cyborg'.
* [[Portmanteau]]: His name is one of 'lion' and 'cyborg'.
* [[Was Once a Man]]: The result of Grey Diamond combining the remains of his deceased friend Sergeant G ({{spoiler|actually Sergeant T, but Grey Diamond didn't know that}}) with parts from a lion, a cheetah, and a robot suit.
* [[Was Once a Man]]: The result of Grey Diamond combining the remains of his deceased friend Sergeant G ({{spoiler|actually Sergeant T, but Grey Diamond didn't know that}}) with parts from a lion, a cheetah, and a robot suit.


=== Fwinky Dog ===
=== Fwinky Dog ===
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* [[Fat Bastard]]
* [[Fat Bastard]]
* [[Kryptonite Factor]]: He can only be killed by a unicorn horn, [[Too Dumb to Live|as he explains to the guy who's standing right next to someone with a unicorn horn]].
* [[Kryptonite Factor]]: He can only be killed by a unicorn horn, [[Too Dumb to Live|as he explains to the guy who's standing right next to someone with a unicorn horn]].
** In fairness, he didn't actually finish saying "a unicorn horn" before he was killed by Uni-Man being thrown at him, so he was already doomed before starting to say it.
** In fairness, he didn't actually finish saying "a unicorn horn" before he was killed by Uni-Man being thrown at him, so he was already doomed before starting to say it.


=== Dr. Stinky Head ===
=== Dr. Stinky Head ===
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=== The King of All Bad Guys ===
=== The King of All Bad Guys ===
* [[Attack of the 50 Foot Whatever]]
* [[Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever]]
* [[Cyclops]]
* [[Cyclops]]
* [[Invisibility]]
* [[Invisibility]]
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== Axe Cop Presents ==
== Axe Cop Presents ==
=== Jack and John ===
=== Jack and John ===
* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: They have an army of zombie vampires with jetpacks, all called Laser Scott.
* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: They have an army of zombie vampires with jetpacks, all called Laser Scott.
* [[Pals with Jesus]]: They exchange advice and favours with God.
* [[Pals with Jesus]]: They exchange advice and favours with God.


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=== The Psychic Brothers (Psychic Boss and Psychic Helper) ===
=== The Psychic Brothers (Psychic Boss and Psychic Helper) ===
* [[Anime Hair]]: Psychic Boss' mohawk.
* [[Anime Hair]]: Psychic Boss' mohawk.
* [[Attack of the 50 Foot Whatever]]: They can merge together to form a giant monster...which is named [[Fluffy the Terrible|the Best Psychic Pal]].
* [[Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever]]: They can merge together to form a giant monster...which is named [[Fluffy the Terrible|the Best Psychic Pal]].
* [[Author Avatar]]: Psychic Boss is Malachai, Psychic Helper is Ethan.
* [[Author Avatar]]: Psychic Boss is Malachai, Psychic Helper is Ethan.
* [[Big Bad]]
* [[Big Bad]]
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* [[Lean and Mean]]: Psychic Boss.
* [[Lean and Mean]]: Psychic Boss.
* [[Outside Context Villain]]
* [[Outside Context Villain]]
* [[Psychic Powers]]: Though despite their name, they actually don't use them that much.
* [[Psychic Powers]]: Though despite their name, they actually don't use them that much.
* [[Those Two Bad Guys]]
* [[Those Two Bad Guys]]


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The cast of the webcomic Axe Cop.



Good Guys

Axe Cop (Axey Smartist)

Flute Cop (Flutey Smartist)

  • Butt Monkey: He never stops transforming. Although many of these forms make him even more powerful, he never gets to use his true form, even when he tries. Even Axe Cop has stated that his best friend is Sockarang and not Flute Cop, who has been his sidekick since the first comic.
  • Cool Shades
  • Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": Unlike Axe Cop, who actually has a real name, it seems that his name actually is Flute Cop.
    • This seems to have been a mistake in the early comic, as later on in "Ask Flute Cop" we more logically see his name given as Flutey Smartist.
  • Everything's Better with Dinosaurs: After becoming Dinosaur Soldier, and later as Dragtrighostacops Rex.
  • I Have Many Names: Due to his many transformations. The same character has gone by the names Flute Cop, Dinosaur Soldier, Avocado Soldier, Uni-Avocado Soldier, Ghost Cop, Drag-Tri-Ghostacops Rex, Viking Cop, Bear Cop, Zombie Bear Cop, President Zombie Bear Cop, Rat Cop...
  • The Lancer
  • Luke, I Am Your Father: He's Axe Cop's brother, but they forgot after backing into each other.
  • Minored in Asskicking: His minor was in Criminal Justice. His major was in flute class. However, it appears that flute classes in the Axe Cop world involve learning how to fight with flutes.
  • Musical Assassin: While we've never seen him use his Flute Cop form in battle, his fighting style evidently involves him distracting people by blowing into his flute.
  • Our Presidents Are Different: He became President of the United States by eating President Towzerd's brain. (He was a zombie bear at the time.)
  • Shapeshifter Default Form: Interestingly, in between storylines he seems to revert by unspecified means to a default form...but that form is Dinosaur Soldier, not his original form of Flute Cop.
  • Sleeves Are for Wimps: Dinosaur Soldier.
  • Truly Single Parent: He has a baby named Wexey that he wished for with his unicorn powers.
  • Unicorn: As Uni-Avocado Soldier.

Sockarang

Baby Man

the Wrestler

Ralph Wrinkles

Wexter

Uni-Man

Leaf Man

The Best Fairy Ever

The Moon Warriors (Vampire Wolfer and Fire Slicer)

Lobster Man (Koko Mia)

Bat Warthog Man

Wolver Man

Grey Diamond

Grey Stone

Army Chihuahua

Chemist M

Liborg

  • Cyborg
  • Nineties Anti-Hero: His design is based on the art of Rob Liefeld.
  • Portmanteau: His name is one of 'lion' and 'cyborg'.
  • Was Once a Man: The result of Grey Diamond combining the remains of his deceased friend Sergeant G (actually Sergeant T, but Grey Diamond didn't know that) with parts from a lion, a cheetah, and a robot suit.

Fwinky Dog


Bad Guys

Telescope Gun Cop

King Evilfatsozon

Dr. Stinky Head

Vampire Man Baby Kid

Dr. Doo Doo

The King of All Bad Guys

Chicken Head

Iggy and Willy


Axe Cop Presents

Jack and John

The Secret Agent Brothers

Print-only Characters

Characters that have only appeared in Bad Guy Earth and other print-only comics. Because these are self-contained stories, spoilers will not be marked.

The Psychic Brothers (Psychic Boss and Psychic Helper)

The Evil Magician Woman Riding A Gorilla Riding A Lion

President Towzerd