Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series/Funny
Can we just cut out the middleman and declare this a Crowning Series of Funny?
...No? All right then.
Please list the examples in episodic order.
Season 1 Episodes
Episode 1
- Episode 1: Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
Kaiba: (over the phone) I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi, and then I dueled him into submission. So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself. |
- And also:
Joey: (after Kaiba ripped Grandpa's Blue Eyes White Dragon) What the heck did you do that for? |
- This one always gets me:
Kaiba: I'm here for your Blue Eyes, old man, and I won't take no for an answer. Now give it to me. |
- What? No mention of this bit of gold?
Tea: Gather round everyone and I'll mark us with a special sign! (Draws a smiley face on their hands) |
- This troper thought this was the best line of the whole episode, due to a bit of Take That to the original episodes:
Grandpa: Playing a card game has somehow caused me to become severely injured! |
- "Kaiba, if you truly want to know, then TALK TO THE HAND!!!" (mind crush)
Episode 2
- Episode 2: "You bastard ! You turned him into a mime!"
Grandpa: I just hope this isn't one of those cursed videotapes that are all the rage these days... |
- Yugi looking through Joey's cards, realizing that they're much stronger than his, so he decides to steal them and says to Joey he will 'improve it. Made even funnier when he dueled Pegasus.
Yugi: Now I will defeat you with the cards I stole- I mean that Joey let me borrow. |
- Rex and Weevil's Beavis and Butthead-esque exchanges:
Rex: Hey, Weevil, check it out; my dinosaur's horny. Huhuh. Geddit? |
- "Let's see how your Grandpa manages... without his soul!" To a non-Yu-Gi-Oh fan, that's so out of nowhere, and the delivery is perfect.
Yugi: Grandpa... Grandpa! |
Episode 3
- Episode 3: "TORRRRRRRRMEEEEEEEEEEENT!"
- "Remind me why we're friends again."
- "Apply the handbreak, ya dumb broad!"
- "You're here, there's noooothing I fear..."
- Joey: "Must.. risk.. life.. for cards!"
Episode 4
- Episode 4: When Tristan was freaking out about evil rings and hobbits, Tea points out why any of those things would be on the island. Cue shot of Bakura's Millennium ring and little "hobbit" Yugi.
- The Kill Bill montage, when Joey asks Yugi if he forgave him for stealing a part of his puzzle.
Yugi: Sure, Joey, sure. *cue ironside theme* |
- "Now quiver in fear, as my knight's mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon."
- "What are you, a virgin or something?"
- Weevil turning into Cornholilo.
Episode 5
- Episode 5: The "ad" at the beginning.
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh is sponsored by Yugios. They're Yugilicious. Wait a minute, "Yugilicious?" Is that even a word? |
- "Hooray, for censorship!" *Cue 4kids logo*
Episode 6
- Episode 6: Mokuba, (Seto's kid brother) has just stolen Yami/Yugi's star chips.
Mokuba: Stealing makes everything better. |
- Can't forget this one.
Yugi: Did you just throw a harpoon at me? |
- And this.
Henchman: (to Kaiba) Don't move a muscle or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns. |
- Um... Really now?
Tristan: My voice gives me super strength! |
- And don't forget:
Joey: Get bent, you freaky fish guy! |
- In a flashback, Mokuba is talking to Seto:
Mokuba: What's wrong, Seto? |
- And shortly afterwards:
Seto: Just look at Bakura. |
- Then right after that:
Seto: Now, I'm going to hide in some disclosed location. You stay here and guard my multimillion dollar company while I'm gone. Kay, thanks. |
Episode 7
- Episode 7's opening had this troper rolling for a good five minutes.:
Tristan: Yugi, I think I'm pregnant! And you're the father! |
- Before that:
Téa: Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Bakura's the- |
- From the same episode:
Yami: Does anyone believe for even one second that this guy is a ghost? |
- At the end:
Tristan: That ghost didn't scare me, even if I did just sh*t my pants! |
- What about:
Yami: Aha! See? You're not a ghost at all! You're some kind of... gay clown, apparently. |
- Or
Yami: If you're a ghost then I'm straight. |
- Just Kaiba: The Kaiba Cave, his 1337 h4xxorz 5kI11z, the Blue Screen of Death...
Episode 8
- Episode 8: The gang and (secretly evil) Bakura are each showing their favorite card.
Bakura: This is my favorite card! |
- Also from Episode 8:
Bakura: There's something else I need to tell you. (Millennium Ring activates, changing from Good!Bakura into Evil!Bakura) You're a bunch of idiots. |
- And lest we forget...
Joey: Wait! Don't run with those scissors! |
- Tristan has run off on Joey's duel, but returns:
Tristan: Hey, Joey! I'm back to watch your card game! |
Episode 9
- Episode 9:
Bakura: (possessing a card) I've taken control of this woman's body in order to save you guys. And I don't mind telling you it feels bloody great! |
- Later on ...
Bakura: I shall be a main character! Even if it takes me another two hundred bloody episodes. |
- The Zorc and Pals opening. "Who's that crazy kook destroying the world? It's Zorc - that's me! - Zorc and Pals." And the ending: "The blood of the innocent will flow without end, his name is Zorc and he's destroying the world." (Just see for yourself!
- The entire "Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh!" opening sequence, complete with terrible subtitles.
Episode 10
- Episode 10, where it cuts to a parody of the Neon Genesis Evangelion opening sequence complete with Gag Subs for the theme song:
"The card game's thesis/will soon be set in defense mode/with surging hot life-points/if you activate a trap card/Embracing the Swords of Revealing Light/young boy, play some card games" |
- "I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!"
- Don't forget what Joey said about the episode:
Joey: Geez, this is a lousy episode. It reminds me of our spinoff show, Yu-Gi-Oh DMX. |
- And then there's this quote...
Yami: Bullying is just wrong. Destroying people's brains with magical powers is A-OK! |
- This troper would like to add the Shaft references to the list.
- Let's not forget that Episode 10 is The One With New Rules As the Plot Demands.
Yami: With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle, shattering its flotation ring thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters! |
- At the end:
Mai: Could I have my star chips back now? |
Episode 11
- Episode 11: When Bakura is introduced as a new student from Britain, a generic student shouts, "Go back to Russia!"
Bakura: You blokes are a bunch of wankers. |
- When Yugi notes that Bakura's Millennium Ring has begun pointing:
Bakura: Oh, that's just my gaydar. My father had it installed in my Millennium Ring in order to protect me, because I look so bloody effeminate! |
- And at the end of the episode:
Pegasus: Ooo-oo-ooh! I can sense you, Kaiba boy! And when you get here...I'm going to spice up your life. [Cut to credits as "Wannabe" plays] |
- The one, the only:
Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have green hair! |
- After Kaiba defeats Joey:
"You don't know what you're up against. Pegasus is ruthless. Camp... but ruthless! |
- In Bakura's Flashback:
Bakura: (voiceover) I was watching you play card games with your mates, when my Millennium Ring started pointing towards your Millennium Puzzle! I can't imagine why. |
- At the end of each installment, LK parodies Adult Swim's black screen and bold white text between commercial breaks, and lampshades the similarity.
[i think adult swim is gonna sue somebody] |
Episode 12
- Episode 12 has two in one scene: The Katamari Damacy parody, and "My voice gives me Super Strength!"
- *POP* "Holy $^&% it really does!"
- Also, "I think Bakura's scarred for life again."
Bakura: Tell my fangirls... I love them... |
- Thriller. That is all.
- "Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand."
- "These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark. But I refuse to take them off, because I'm an American. And Americans always wear sunglasses."
- "And now it's time for my favorite Shakespeare quote. Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him. In America."
- "Hello, did you enjoy watching me take a whiz?"
Episode 13
- Episode 13: This dialogue:
Yugi: Hang on a second, are we rhyming too? |
- This gem of a Double Entendre conversation after Yugi's Beaver Warrior is destroyed:
Joey: Let this be a lesson to ya Yug. Never, under any circumstances, leave your beaver exposed. |
- How could we forget this?
Kaiba: Shut up Mokuba. Mommy and Daddy are talking. |
- And also:
Pegasus: I turned Mokuba into a monster card. And he doesn't have any attack or defense points. |
- We can't forget the Paradox Brothers' famous spinning martial arts entrance... to the tune of YMCA.
Bakura: Oh my, I wonder if those are the gay people? |
- And this Curse Cut Short:
Para: It appears that we have run out of luck! |
- Honestly, no mention of this yet?
Para: We are villains who like to rhyme. |
- The Mystic Box scene:
Soundtrack: Everyone loves Magical Trevor cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever... |
- Para and Dox summon their Gate Guardian:
Para: Against our Gate Guardian, you stand no chance. |
Episode 14
- Episode 14 has at least three:
Yami: Yeah, well at least I'm not adopted! |
- And when Yami uses a card to create an army of Kuribohs:
Yami: I activate Asexual Reproduction! Prepare to be completely smothered by my giant hairy balls! |
- Additionally:
Kaiba: How the hell did you do that? |
- When Kaiba threatens to kill himself:
Yami: Kaiba must die! |
- And of course:
- And:
Yugi: But what would Grandpa say? |
- After Kaiba used Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon:
Yami: Oh, poopie! |
- "I'm here for my ballet classes. I should warn you, I look damn good in a tutu!" What has been thought can't be unthought.
- After Tea's flashback -
Tea: And then we got married and had two beautiful children. |
- I dunno, but the kidnapping montage was pretty funny.
- The following:
Yami Yugi: Dude, don't you think you're overreacting a little? I mean, it's just a card game. |
Episode 15
- Episode 15:
Kaiba: Now it's time for the ultimate cartoon showdown - Japanese cartoon animation versus American cartoon animation! |
- Poor Mai.
Tea: Look! It's Skankety Slut-Slut! |
- It's been almost 5 years, and yet this troper still cracks up at the Star Wars opening with "Card Games" replacing the title.
- And while on the Star Wars subject, Mai channeling Obi-Wan Kenobi.
- It's been almost 5 years, and yet this troper still cracks up at the Star Wars opening with "Card Games" replacing the title.
Mai: Pegasus' castle. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. |
Episode 16
- Episode 16: Pegasus and his hooded cultists chanting "Hooked on a Feeling".
- Bandit Keith jumping on the "Fanservice!" wagon.
Bandit Keith: Now, time for a little Bandit Keith fanservice! In America! |
- He's single, ladies!
- (Arrow points to Bakura staring blankly whilst Tea and Tristan talk): Bored out of his mind.
- Tristan finds a rope:
Tristan: Hey look, a rope! We can hang Bakura with this! Then we'll have a corpse! |
- The line "This room is for main characters only!" always gets this troper cracking up.
- This exchange:
Yugi: Gramps, are you okay? |
- The last scene:
Bakura: Now it's time for some Bakura fanservice! (screen goes black) Oh bugger! It's the credits! |
Episode 17
- Episode 17:
Announcer: Mai Valentine is a seasoned competitor with a long list of victories. Let's take a look at her dueling history. First she faced Joey Wheeler... And lost. Then she went up against Panik... And lost. Her last match before entering the finals was against Tea Gardner, which, of course, she must have won... Oh, my mistake, she surrendered. I think I speak for everyone when I ask: What's wrong with this picture? |
- Yugi and Joey's duel is brilliant:
Joey: Alright Yugi, I'm gonna give it my all, and try my best against you! |
Episode 18
- Episode 18:
Yami: I summon LittleKuriboh impostors! |
- There's also...
Yami: Couldn't I just Mind Crush him? |
- "It's like HP Lovecraft, only gay!"
Tristan: My voice gives me kung-fu! |
- Guard: (clanking sound is heard) "Did I hear something just now? Nah, must have been the wind." (clanking sound gets louder) "Yeah, that's definitely the sound that wind makes."
Episode 19
- Episode 19:
[As an unconscious Pegasus is carried past by a guard] |
- And in the flashback:
Pegasus: We fell in love instantly and decided to get married. Then when we were standing at the altar, something very unexpected happened. You exploded... Yeah, that was kinda weird. |
- And later in the episode...
Pegasus: At long last I was reunited with you, my love. I thought my dreams had finally come true. But then, you exploded. Again. You really need to stop doing that. |
- When Bakura defeats Pegasus... with ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LASER BEAMS!
Pegasus: You took out the wrong eyeball, you fool! |
- Any moment with Shadi, especially when he's in Yugi's head...
Yami: By the way, have you ever seen Labyrinth? |
- "Screw my sister, I have money!"
Episode 20
- Episode 20:
Rebecca: I'm looking for Solomon Muto! |
- Grandpa's "wisdom".
Tea: Shut up. Yugi's grandpa would never lie. He's the wisest man I've ever met. |
- Grandpa explaining how he and Arthur became friends:
Grandpa: We met in Egypt, where we bonded over our mutual hatred of young people. There, Arthur shared some very radical theories with me. |
- And later:
Arthur: Let's play a game of Duel Monsters to decide who gets to live. |
- Rebecca's evil teddy bear. Especially the lines "Your mother plays card games in hell!" and "Touch me and DIE, unclean one!"
Episode 21
- Episode 21:
Kaiba: (being chained up) What the hell is the point of this scene? |
- "Hey, this fairy is really annoying! Let's kill it!"
- The group's reaction to Princess Edena, a gender flipped version of Mokuba:
Edena: Hello, I'm Princess Edena. |
- Also, as they're going into the virtual world:
Joey: Bye, darling! |
Episode 22
- Episode 22: Joey tries to tell Tristan about the birds and the bees.
Tea: Joey, no! We mustn't let Tristan breed! |
- "They say he's the sexiest thing since sex." "Eh, sex isn't that sexy."
- Yes yes work it baby! Grandpa likes it like that! Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
- "Cheap parlour tricks are very exciting!"
- "Why hasn't anyone noticed I'm not wearing a school uniform?"
- "How dare you expect Joey to uphold his end of the bargain!"
- Yami vs. Duke Devlin.
Duke: We'll play Dungeon Dice Monsters, a game of my own creation. We each take it in turns to draw dice. |
- Then later, as the battle is underway:
Duke: [Pegasus] was incredible! It was like he'd played Dungeon Dice Monsters his whole life! |
- The following conversation between Yami and Duke:
Duke: If I win you must swear on the life of your grandfather that you'll never play card games ever again! |
- This scene always has been laughing my ass off:
Duke (with Sexy Back playing): I owe you guys an apology. I treated you all like crap. Do you think we can still be friends in season two? |
Season 2 Episodes
Episode 23
- Episode 23: "Super special awesome plot twist!"
Episode 24
- Episode 24 has Kaiba saying at one point..."Hey that guy looks just like me! And he has a Blue Eyes, just like me! And he's an asshole, just like me!"
- "OH MY GOD, A GIANT ROCK!"
- "IT'S A ROCK AND IT'S GIANT!"
- "OH MY GOD, ANOTHER GIANT ROCK!"
- From the same episode:
- "OH MY GOD, A GIANT ROCK!"
Kaiba: Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play card games with each other for eternity? |
- "These are ancient Egyptian spoiler tags!"
Mokuba: Hey, big brother, can I watch SpongeBob? |
- The camera is swivelling around whilst Ishizu and Kaiba are talking:
Kaiba: Can we stop talking like this? I'm getting dizzy. |
Episode 25
- Episode 25: Yami's Cluster F-Bomb. To wit:
Yugi: Okay, Pharaoh, you can thank me later. And remember, no hickeys! (switches to Yami) |
- Yami tries to explain to Johnny Steps why he shouldn't go on a date with Tea: "Trust me, Johnny, you don't want that! She'll sing Disney songs and birds will randomly attack you!"
- "Oh no, Johnny Steps is losing! And that's me!"
- Yami's erm... duel with a milkshake. "Man I hate milkshakes. Die, milkshake, die. That's right milkshake you have been defeated! Now you go to milkshake prison!"
- "Brainwashing people is fun!"
- Tea: "This is a dream come true! I can't believe I'm on a date with the Pharaoh. I've got the play it cool. That means no friendship speeches. No matter how tempting it is I mustn't do a friendship speech. I mustn't!"
- Yami tries to explain to Johnny Steps why he shouldn't go on a date with Tea: "Trust me, Johnny, you don't want that! She'll sing Disney songs and birds will randomly attack you!"
Yami: "Hey Tea, who do you think of-" |
- Téa is being attacked by Johnny Steps:
Bystander 1: Oh my god, he's attacking her! |
- This song, set to the "Something There" song from Disney's Beauty and The Beast.
"F*cking birds! |
Episode 26
- The flashback in Episode 26:
Baby Pharaoh: (speaking in adult Pharaoh voice) Wah! Wah! Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Somebody fetch me a nipple! |
- He says the exact same thing as an adult in the next flashback.
Yami: You're just BLEEPing with me, aren't you? |
- Kaiba: *leaning out the helicopter and holding a finger in the air* Don't forget to register and pick up your duel disks, because in exactly one week from to-" *propeller chops off his finger* "DAAAAUUUGH! My finger! It came clean off!
- Kaiba: I summon Boar Soldier! Hitosu-Me Giant! Maha Vailo! And... some kind of zebra-unicorn thing. Seriously, what the hell is that!? Whatever it is, I'll be seeing it in my nightmares.
Episode 27
- Joey getting Rick Roll'd in episode 27. That is all.
Joey: Does it say anything about me on your magic computer box thing? |
- In the same episode there's also the Item Get parody where Joey "nyehs" the "treasure chest opening" musical cue from the Zelda games, then the "item discovered" sound cue is heard as he holds the Duel Disk over his head. "Looks like Joey found a Duel Disk!"
- "I claim this card in the name of Mars! Isn't that lovely?"
Episode 28
- Episode 28:
Grandpa: While I'm out here sweeping the floor, Yugi's inside talking to his imaginary boyfriend. |
- And later...
Tristan: I'm sorry, Serenity can't come to the phone right now as she's about to be deflowered. |
- Does Mako Tsunami have to choke a bitch?
Episode 29
- Episode 29:
Young Kaiba: You guys call yourselves bullies? He's not even bleeding! You're all fired, I want you out of this orphanage by tomorrow morning. You make me sick. |
Episode 30
- Episode 30: Yugi and Marik recite the entire opening cutscene from Castlevania Symphony of the Night.
- When Yami and Arkana are preparing for their duel:
Arkana: Here's an old saying among high rollers and card sharks: "Always trust your opponent, but only after you've cut their deck". |
- "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with gay clown!"
- "No! Help! Save me from the completely harmless dark disc!"
Episode 31
- Two Moments in episode 31...
Marik: Now be gone Mr. Tweetums, I'm trying to stalk my nemesis. |
- And...
Tristan: Yeah, I can break necks with my mind! |
- A third moment:
Grandpa: Jeff Goldblum? He's one of the most powerful cards in all of duel monsters. |
Episode 32
- Episode 32: The redub of Star Trek the Next Generation at the beginning.
Episode 33
- Episode 33:
- Marik meeting Bakura for the first time:
Marik: My name is Marik Ishtar. |
- Later:
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- And another in Harpoonshipping.
Random Kid: Hey dad, I wanna see the freaky fish guy make the whale jump over a rock like in Free Willy *gets hit with a harpoon* Gaaaaaaah!!! |
Episode 34
- Episode 34- "Man, look at the size of that nose! It's like the animators just didn't care!"
- The two Lunar Steves are spying on Kaiba and Yugi:
Umbra: Secretly unbeknownst to them, Steve, we are flipping them off below our cloaks! |
- This one:
Mokuba: I can't believe I've gone almost an entire season without being kidnapped! Wait 'til Seto hears about this! |
Episode 35
- Episode 35 - the recap episode, and it's pretty much non-stop funny.
- "Epic Pouting Manoeuvre" struck me as the best line.
- I'm the goddamn Kaibaman.
- "Oohohohooh! If I weren't so very Camp I'd probably make a credible villain!"
- "--YUGI! If you don't let me win this duel, I'll kill myself!!" (deadpan) "Oh no, that would be terrible, whatever would we do without you."
- The Clip Show:
Yugi: Losing a children's card game has caused me to have an existential crisis! |
Episode 36
- Episode 36 - Joey and Yugi singing one of the lame songs from Music To Duel By at the end.
- Don't forget the beginning, where Kaiba and Yugi and riding in a helicopter to rescue Joey:
Kaiba: Come on, lets land on him. It would be funny. |
- Also the "friendship" drinking game and little counter in the corner.
Marik: Oh, what the (EFF) is this bullcrap?! I wanted to duel the Pharaoh, not this little dickweed! This gives me effeminate fury! |
- "And as Yugi filled his pants with urine..."
- Tristan's Shout Out to Pulp Fiction.
- "Ow, that barely hurt!"
- For all the Smarks out there, Sheiky Baby's brief voiceover at the end was pure gold.
Episode 37
- Episode 37 is dedicated to
Yami BakuraFlorence. From the opening segment of Zorc & Pals to the end, it was hilarious. But the clincher was at the end (Florence had summoned Pyramid Head and Zombie Boy had summoned Nemesis. The two monsters didn't exactly "duel".
Florence: Pyramid Head, stop humping Nemesis! I knew I should've had him neutered. |
- Marik visiting a sleeping
Yami BakuraFlorence:
- Marik visiting a sleeping
Marik: Bakura... I command you to rise and shine, sleepyhead! |
- Their exchange later in that same scene:
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- We cannot forget Yami Bakura's Dark Knight shoutout, can we?
Bakura: "You sound nervous. Is it the accent? Do you want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker; one night he went a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he pours boiling hot tea all over her. Then he comes at me with a teapot and asks 'Why so British?'." |
Episode 38
- The Running Gag of Episode 38.
Mai Valentine: My breasts are not fake! |
- And another couple from 38:
Mai Valentine: It finally happened! I killed a man with my breasts! |
- After her breasts make a squeaky toy sound after landing on Joey.
Jean-Claude Magnum: If you won't marry me, then I'm going to kidnap you instead, since that appears to be the default response to anything on this show! |
Episode 39
- Episode 39 - This troper just can't get enough of Kaiba's two German bodyguards Gruber and Hans
Hans: Do not disrespect ze Fuhrer or we shall be forced to shoot you in ze kneecaps! |
- Marik asking Odion for advice on how to be bland and uninteresting:
Marik: Odion! You're the master and being bland and uninteresting! How do you do it? |
- Yugi talking to Marik:
Yugi: Wow, I bet you could grate cheese on those abs! |
- "Hahahaha! Soon I shall destroy you all!"
- "Over-the-top anime reaction!"
- Ishizu showing up late had this troper in stitches for hours:
Ishizu: Sorry I'm late, I was busy predicting the future. |
Episode 40
- Episode 40 has a few good ones (the nod to LK's AnimeNEXT cameo, Takahata101 guest starring a week after Dragon Ball Abridged finished the Saiyan Saga), but this troper cracked up at the Destiny Board message jab:
Bakura: The Ouija board is about to spell out a name so evil, so foul, that they had to censor it twice to get it past standards. Now it just says FINAL. |
- Possibly one of the censors could count[1]
Or the poke at Naruto the Abridged Series. |
- Also the beginning:
Bakura: How come you're always making that stupid 'Nyeh' sound? |
- "IGNORE ME!"
Episode 41
- What about episode 41? That episode had quite a few:
- Zach and Cody: "Make him disappear!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!". Also, "Oh, faithful trading cards! You're the only real friends I have. Except for you Berfomet, you're kind of an asshole. What's that, Dark Magician Girl? You wanna make out?" Finally, Pegasus asking Shadi why he took him to the Tomb of the Pharaoh if he knew it could break the fourth wall, and Shadi says "I am - how you say - kind of a dick."
- And the moment that doubles as a continuity nod: as Tristan and Duke "I'm Bringing Sexy Back" Devlin are hanging off a blimp...
Tristan: Duke, no matter what happens, I want you to know one thing. In another few hours, the sun will rise! |
- This scene:
Croquet: Yeah...everyone involved in the production of the Egyptian God Cards was killed. |
- Duke and Tristan are still hanging off the blimp:
Tristan: Hey, I can see my house from here! Hi Mum, hi Dad! |
- Shadi rescues Duke and Tristan:
Tristan: I have a fairy godmother! |
- "Dirty hands! Dirty dirty hands!"
- "This song is terrible! Don't you have any ABBA?"
Episode 42
- The entirety of 42 was pure comedic gold.
- Kaiba's '+ 100 dead puppies', and '+ 9001 dead puppies' captions. As well as 'Egyptian Basketball'.
Marik: Ancient Egyptian basketball sure is fun, Odion! * Gets bitten by a snake* Ahh! I just wish it didn't involve so many poisonous snakes! |
- The Moment Killer into the Oh Crap when Odion gets hit by lightning.
Odion: I can only hope you're proud of me [mother]. |
- And how could we overlook the new villain?:
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- Marik screaming as he is dragged away for the tombkeeper initiation- while music from Beverly Hills Chihuahua plays.
- "Man, even in my own flashbacks I'm a minor character!"
- "I'm going to go hold this baby up to the moon! I'm-a pretty sure thaeyt's one of our ancient traditions!"
- "Oh my god! Who's Team Four Star?!"
- Veronica talking to Odion:
Veronica: Odion, your father does love you. He's just under a lot of stress at the moment with the redecorating. |
Episode 43
- Episode 43:
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- Tea: I am so angry, I could walk away like a pimp!
- "Fo shizzah ma nizza! Ma brizzas be off the hizza!"
- "Now, using my Millenium Rod, which I keep clenched between my buttocks..."
- "Oh no! I'm late for a children's card game! Somehow this prevents me from simply lowering the knife and stabbing him! Punctuality! My Achilles Heel!"
- The entire opening to episode 43.
Joey: How bad is it, Dr. Feelgood? |
- And then Kaiba's reaction to Mai getting a hold of
The Winged Dragon of RaMega Ultra Chicken:
- And then Kaiba's reaction to Mai getting a hold of
Mai: I use Amazon Chainmaster's special effect to take one card from your deck! And the card I choose is Mega Ultra Chicken! |
Episode 44
- The scene in episode 44 with the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future.
- Also, the CSI Miami Riff in the same episode:
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- Why don't we just say the entire scene where Kaiba kicks Ishizu's ass at a children's card game is both hilarious and possibly the abriged series' best Crowning Moment of Awesome. Which makes it more hilarious because of how insane Kaiba goes.
Kaiba F(BEEB) DESTINY! I AM SETO KAIBA! I MAKE MY OWN FATE! |
- Episode 44:
Ishizu: Our universe has grown tired and cliche. Our characters have become nothing more then vessels for lame catchphrases. For example, Joey saying, "Nyeh." |
- From the same episode:
Tea: Yugi! What's that thing? |
- In episode 44 when Kaiba says "You were never in my tournament, Wheeler." To which Joey responds with a confused "Ah-bah-dah-nyeah?!"
- "Now do you understand why so many people love me even though I'm the biggest dick in this entire show? It's because I'm Seto-freaking-Kaiba. Accept no substitutes!"
Ishizu: I'm here to save my brother's soul. He has been consumed by a great evil, and I intend to rid him of it. |
Episode 45
- Episode 45: two words; IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- "Sorry baby. I'm a rebel, a loner if you will, and I can't Kill your family. Kill your family. Kill your family."
- Marik: (monotone sounding voice) Must...kill...family...
- For this troper, it was actually the shopkeeper's (played by LINKARA!) response to him: "What's the Matter Kid? You Never seen the "Kill Your Family Show" Before?"
- Marik: (monotone sounding voice) Must...kill...family...
- Marik finding the yaoi manga. "Hey Ishizu, what's that one guy doing to that other guy? I don't know what it is but it gives me cravings."
- "Marik don't flaunt your yaoi in public!"
- Before they return home, and Marik is still gushing over his magazine image of a guy on a motorcycle:
- "Sorry baby. I'm a rebel, a loner if you will, and I can't Kill your family. Kill your family. Kill your family."
Ishizu: Marik, what are you doing? |
- There's also this exchange:
Ishizu: * whispering* Remember, we must be very quiet so that we don't disturb our father. |
- Also had the running gag of how Odion, Marik, and Melvin all thought fluffing up a pillow on a bed was a great bluff. Ishizu plays the only sane man here and thinks they are being dumb, which makes it all the more amusing.
Odion: I fluffed a pillow... it's f*ckin FOOL PROOF. |
- Florence is sharing his body with Marik's soul. Melvin's response to this is:
- "Argh! The yellow-squiggly lines! They burn!"
- "Oh no! I mustn't have seen that in the dark! Even though I've lived my entire in the dark and should therefore have no trouble seeing in it!"
Episode 46
- Episode 46, featuring The Suite Life of Zork and Cody.
- Bakura and Marik arguing over whether or not to hug
Evil MarikMelvin.- "Hug?"
- "NO HUG!"
- Bakura and Marik arguing over whether or not to hug
- This deleted scene from episode 46.
Season 3 Episodes
Episode 47
- Episode 47:
- The Big 5 imitating Team Rocket
- Duke Devlin on waking up with Joey and Tristan in bed:
Duke Devlin: Ahh... waking up next to a blond and brunette. Just another day for Duke Devlin. |
- When they confront the Big 5.
Seto Kaiba: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times... and you're about to be curb-stomped by Seto Kaiba!" |
- WHO THE FUCK IS FUNIMATION?!
Episode 48
- Episode 48: Flashback to Cockney Yugi.
Yugi: For once in my life, I knew what it was like to be Bakura. |
- The Kaiba bros. at the orphanage
Mokuba: Isn't this the orphanage where we grew up? |
- Gozaburo is a little confused over how chess works.
Gozaburo: Horses can't be knights. That's just silly. ...chess is stupid! |
- Yami Yugi finishing Ganzly with Robot Unicorn Attack, all set to the music from the Flash game.
Yami Yugi: Kuriboh! Activate Super Chibi Kawaii Desu Moe Mode! * Kuriboh makes a rainbow, cue theme music* And now I activate Robot Unicorn Attack! Go mighty unicorn! Cross the rainbow bridge and attack his lifepoints directly! |
- Gansley: Ohhh, it's a full rainbow! Oh my God; it's a double rainbow all the way! So intense! Aaaaagggghhhhh!
- Mokuba, about a deadpan-faced Kaiba..."And you look slightly happier than usual!"
- "Oh my god! I'm... I'm... cute!"
- "Is that how you address the Chess Prince?"
- "Kneel before the Chess Master!"
- The Internet troll stinger at the end of the episode. Actually, just the internet trolls.
- The whole thing with Tristan and Duke. Especially the Axe bit.
- This bit near the end:
Kuriboh: Lalalalala lalala la? |
- Gozaburo Kaiba. Especially, the orphanland bit and sorry I tore off your ears
- And this:
Kaiba: Checkmate. |
- More from the orphanage:
Kaiba: Mokie! I believe I am experiencing character development! |
- "I feel like celebrating...INITIATE DISCO MODE!"
Episode 49
- Yugi telling Yami Yugi that he's in pretty good shape. He plays card games all the time.
- Episode 49: Anything with Hobson, the Gonkish mentally challenged butler of the Kaiba family.
Hobson: HOBSON SMASH! |
- After Crump... descriptively describes Tea:
Crump: Tea Gardner--age 16; sneaker 6; bra size F; I challenge you to a children's card game! |
- Tea's first encounter with one of Crump's penguin minions:
Tea: Awwww, what a cute little penguin! |
- How Crump manages to get Tea to duel him: Friendship suuuuuucks...
- Yugi gets a lot of nice lines in this one:
Yugi: We have WRITERS!? |
- And Crump's...passions.
- Tristan and Serenity vs. a Mad Sword Beast.
Serenity: (running for her life) GAH! SOMEBODY GET THIS F*CKING DINOSAUR AWAY FROM ME! |
- This exchange:
Duke: Where are all the hot babes? |
- Kaiba telling Mokuba to steal Chibi-Kaiba's Blues eyes that Chibi-Mokuba made for him
Episode 50
- Pretty much all of Joey's trial in Episode 50.
- "Wahh wahh Baby Pharaoh no like blonde man. And someone fetch me a nipple."
- "He stole my catchphrase. In America."
- Joey making Al and Frank angry by calling them by descriptions of them instead of names
- Crump's horrible attempts to seduce Yugi in Tea's body.
"Tea": Damn it, Yugi, touch my boobs!!! |
- What would Tristan do in a situation like this?:
Tristan: I'm gonna touch your boobs! |
- When Yugi says that Joey is 'the nicest guy he knows' and 'that he'd never hurt anyone,' we get a flashback to a picnic they had recently, and Joey is looking for his sandwich.
Yami Yugi: I'm sorry Joey... but I believe I ate your sandwich! |
- When Joey encounters Johnson as Mai Valentine:
Johnson!Mai: Hello, Joseph. I've been waiting for you. |
Episode 51
- Episode 51, they defeat Robot Nesbit with a Logic Bomb; specifically, showing him a picture of the new Yugioh protagonist.
- The theme music battle between Robot Nesbit and Duke, as well as Serenity's theme music being the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic intro music.
- Serenity's attempt at a Logic Bomb
Serenity: What came first, the chicken or the egg? |
- Serenity first opening the door, under the belief that there's ponies behind it.
Zuul: ZUUL, MOTHAF**KA, ZUUL! |
- The opening: I'M ALWAYS THE ANNOYING DOUCHEBAG!
- Mokuba: Big brother, I don't want to be on Tatooine. I don't want to be mistaken for a jawa.
Random Jawa: Watini! |
- Kaiba deciding not to shut down the lab... instead blowing it up.
Kaiba: I'm shutting down your reasearch lab, Nesbitt. |
- The Ending
Episode 52
- Episode 52: "Grabbing a pipe--" Kaiba grabs a pipe and brandishes it like a sword. "--Come at me bro."
- Episode 52: Lector demonstrates Jinzo's ability to destroy internet memes.
Lecter: Let's say we had your motorcycle, Mr. Kaiba. And for the sake of argument, imagine we were both dueling while riding said motorcycle. How would you describe that situation? |
- Kaiba's 'Like a BOSS' montage, basically summing up his entire character in just a few seconds.
- Impressed by rocks! (Like a BOSS!)
- Be an asshole! (like a boss.)
- This:
- Kaiba's 'Like a BOSS' montage, basically summing up his entire character in just a few seconds.
Kaiba: (Possessed!Tristan is standing on a roof) Hey, that's that funny guy that says the funny things! Hey, funny guy! Say some funny things! |
- Once again, everything involving Hobson:
Hobson: HOBSON RECOMMEND INVESTING IN INTERNET STOCK. |
- Kaiba mugging the dreamworks executives for money
- "When did this show become amazing?"
- Mokuba taking advantage of his kidnapping:
- "Chibi Little Man"
Episode 53
- Episode 53:
- Melvin's repeated attempts to guess the password to open a door
- "A locked door?! Impossible!! Wait, no, it's totally possible. What am I talking about?"
- Melvin's repeated attempts to guess the password to open a door
Melvin: Behold, Door! I shall now defeat you with my superior mental mind powers! Grant me access, I command youuu! |
- Mokuba: Seto! You're really here!
Robokaiba: Error error error error-- |
- Friendship Pile Driver! :D
- This little gem:
Noah It's me, your biological son. |
- Yugi in a tutu. That is all.
- The stingers for the episode - first off being the synching of the Space Core to Astral. Followed by Melvin still trying to crack the password for the door:
Melvin: 1111! *Access denied!* 1112! *Access denied!* 1113! *Access denied!* 1114! *Access denied!* THIS DOOR IS A BITCH!!! |
- When Kaiba falls into Noah's room from the sky he shouts "Dirt rich!" upon impact with the floor.
- These three gems, starting with:
Noah: Seito, how unexpected. And by unexpected, I mean totally expected. |
- Followed by:
Kaiba: Noah's my stepbrother? This is totally unexpected! And by unexpected, I mean totally expected. |
- And capped off with the end song being "Gitchie Gitchie Goo".
- It's also kinda funny that Seto instantly recognizes a P&F reference, yet was completely clueless about Spongebob SquarePants.
Seto: (sings tunelessly) "Spongepants... Squarebob... he's a friendly little... guy... (speaks) Is that it? Am I close?" |
- Speaking of SpongeBob, Joey randomly singing the exact same song.
- Seto tries to distinguish himself from Noah...and fails:
Noah: It seems you and I aren't so different after all |
Yugi: Don't worry Kaiba, you can ride with us! |
Episode 54
- Yugi's explanation on how the evil Tristan isn't the real Tristan.
Evil!Tristan: Muhahahaha! |
- The final fates of the Big Five is to be trapped in "the five darkest corners of the Internet".
Gansley: (on Megaupload) Helloooo? Ish anybody there? Why ish this place sho empty? —Krump: (on 4chan with numerous penguin pictures) PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS...
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- Kaiba learning that Noah was run over... by Serenity.
Kaiba: Did I just watch a snuff film? |
- Melvin finally succeeding in getting through the passkey-guarded door... Only to find another behind it. Doubly funny when you consider Marik's luck with doors in his Let's Play.
- The planned division of the bodies among Team Four Kids:
Evil Tristan: Yugi's body will belong to Gansley. |
- Tea trying to persuade Kaiba into going good...with her boobs.
Tea: Also we have THESE! |
- Kaiba's entire rant about stairs.
Episode 55
- Yami's reaction to Noah turning everyone to stone.
Noah: First, Duke! |
- Thomas The Blue Eyes White Dragon Train.
- "Do-Da-La, Motherfucker!"
- Kaiba's flashback montage, but especially this part:
Kaiba: (towards Yami) What do you think, Mokuba? |
- After Yami sees all of his friends in a vision, they give him their cards.
Joey: Yugi, take my card! |
- "I have the weirdest boner right now."
- When Kaiba is petrified, Yami makes fun of his lame-ass deck.
Yami: Hey, Joey! Watapon! Am I right? |
- When Noah displays an Off-Model Slasher Smile.
Kaiba: Oh God, what's wrong with his face? Are you guys seeing this? What the hell is wrong with his face? |
- Kaiba's halloween costume
Kaiba: *Tied up to a cross* Can you guess who I am? |
Cr@psule Monsters and Season Zero
Cr@psule Monsters
- My favorite is from Cr@psule Monsters:
Tristan: Hey, look, it's an Indian! |
- Also:
Brisbane: Hello, I'm Dr. Alex Brisbane, and I'm Most Definitely Not a Villain. |
- Nah, the finest Cr@psule line is:
Tristan: Pocahontas kidnapped Joey! |
- I heartily disagree. The best part was when Yami was looking on at the burning tree's saying "Yes, that's right burn. The rainforest can kiss my pasty Egyptian butt."
- "So you're stepping on the map, then?"
- Everything is Pocahantas' fault in Crapsule Monsters.
Joey: (after landing crotch-first on a tree branch) Right on the little Joey! Curse you, Pocahontas... |
- When Yami Yugi is attacked by tree monsters that he finds "strangely arousing":
Yugi: Look out, Pharaoh! There are millions of fangirls taking screencaps of this scene! |
- Tristan thinking the Capsule Monsters are his and Tea's children.
Tristan: Perhaps we reproduced without our knowledge? |
- "What a digital dummy!"
- Yami's "invisible bicycle" from Cr@psule Monsters 2.
- "Dammit, he knows my secret!"
Season Zero
- Season Zero Abridged:
- Tristan getting introduced to the classic Monty Python's Flying Circus Stock Footage clip of an elderly audience applauding.
- This exchange
Tea: Come on, Yugi. You know I love hanging out at your creepy grandpa's game shop. |
- Grandpa's listing off every synonym for Tea's breasts.
- Aside from the Incredibly Lame Pun involved here:
Ushio: The Elite Beat Agents don't come cheap. This beating will cost you 20,000 yen. |
- This:
Yami: I hope you like giant man-eating worms! |
- Yugi wishing for Tristan and Joey to get beaten up.
- Yugi runs back to the school:
Ushio: Yugi. |
- Yami and Ushio's fight.
Yami: Wanna play a game? |
- "Ushio! Baby! How's it hanging! Get it? 'cause you're gonna die!"
- Yugi's utter astonishment at how enormous Ushio's eyebrows are...
Yugi: (In thought) God, those eyebrows are huge! I can't stop staring at them! It's like if Martin Scorcese and Jennifer Connolly had a baby! Aaand now I'm picturing Martin Scorcese having sex with Jennifer Connolly... Why do I keep doing that? |
- The second Season Zero Abridged Episode: They turned Kaiba into a overly friendly, calm and reasonable figure. He even says he would do anything for his little brother. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
- Emperor Mokuba. That is all.
- The best part would be subverting the SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY joke by playing on Anti Humor.
- Yami laughing uncontrollably when he realises Kaiba was playing the game for fun.
- And then, Kaiba joining in on the laughter.
Kaiba: (laughing) Oh, it feels so good to laugh. |
The Movie
- The Movie: Pegasus shouting: "Hurry! Get to da choppah!" in his refined voice.
- Don'tlookathispenisdon'tlookkathispenisdon'tlookathispenisAaaaaah! ...I looked.
- Yugi running from the zombies, with a speech bubble above him reading "lol, yugi", and several of the zombies having "lol, brains", whilst "Running in the 90's'" plays in the background, as inspired by a Memetic Mutation from YTMND.
- Joey: Wow; an action sequence that doesn't involve a children's card game.
- Tristan (after punching straight through a zombie): "HOLY SH** ON A SH** SANDWICH!!"
- Joey (running from another zombie): THIS SCENE'S SURPRISINGLY VIOLENT!!
- Tristan (breaks his arm free by ripping his zombie in half): Did you see that?! I just tore that guy's f*** ing arm clean off! This is the BEST MOVIE EVER!
- "Spining Bird Kick!"
- Yugi: "Here goes nothing! (Throws dagger and fails) ....Damn I suck!"
- Joey (running from another zombie): THIS SCENE'S SURPRISINGLY VIOLENT!!
- There's also the moments in the beginning where Holo-Yugi and Kaiba are dueling. Kaiba jumps on top of his Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon with a "Wheeeee!" and then they have difficulty hearing one another until Kaiba pulls a split screen.
- Pegasus flirting with Kaiba.
- "There's a man in my head that tells me to burn things."
Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Movie
- The opening riffs off of the Let's All Go To The Lobby parody from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie, with Yugi, Joey, Tea and Tristan singing in the first half and TEAM SATISFACTION playing through second half.
- The BBT abridged movie is hilarious. But my favorite part is Yusei's nightmare.
Jack: C'mon Crow. Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still. On. The. GROUND. |
- Don't forget the goddamn DOCTOR WHO theme tune kicking in, complete with parody opening.
- There's also this line from Jaden:
Yusei... I see dead people. |
- And then there's:
Yusei: I'm the serious one with the voice that makes the fangirls swoon. |
- Marik cameos...with the help of Yubel, Jaden just blows him up!
- Jaden explains who Yubel is:
- Marik cameos...with the help of Yubel, Jaden just blows him up!
Yusei: Who's Yubel? |
- Jaden's pre-battle cry:
*Flashing his Yubel-granted Heterochromia* "Aw, desu desu, bitches!" |
- As always Jack Atlas is pure shouty comic gold
Yusei: (Looking at a picture and seeing Paradox) Wait, I found him! |
- Jaden creates a Time Crash at the end of the movie when he tells Yugi what happens to the Pharaoh at the end of his series. He, Yami, and Yusei are stuck within a white void as another joins them...
- The Stinger; explaining any further would kill the joke.
- Yami and Yusei getting their Ho Yay on. Complete with Sexophone.
Yusei: You can be my wingman anytime, Yugi. |
- * The time when Yugi explains about the Shadow Realm to Yusei and Jaden and doesn't take it well:
Yugi: You know, the Shadow Realm. The big, purpley cloud place you go to when something really bad happens to you. |
- Yugi just wants his Oscar now, thank you very much.
- Also, Team Four Star, you may have Kyle Hebert...so what, we have Juicy Flannigan!
- Yami tells Paradox there is no way someone would agree to a stupid duel like the one he proposed...Jaden however interrupts and agrees that they will all take part.
Yami: Oh god no... |
- This line from Jaden to Paradox, "Then What The Hell Man?! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!"
- Jaden goes freestyle...much to the dismay to Yami and Yusei.
Yusei: Oh please tell me he's not going to rap! |
- This bit...
Yusei: Paradox, you got some explaining to do! |
- Top Gun is so not gay, by the way.
- Yusei commenting on everyone's hair that he sees, "What's wrong with his/your hair!?"
- "Hello! I'm Extremely asian!"
- "I'm so happy to be asian today you guys!"
- "I'VE NEVER FELT SO ASIAN!"
- "I'm so happy to be asian today you guys!"
- How Yugi describes how he can beat Paradox, despite his "superior" skills.
Paradox: Oh pwease! You may be the King of Games in your timeline but where I come from Duel Monsters have evolve far beyond your understanding. Compared to me you are just a learner. |
- When Yusei saves Jaden from Paradox...
Jaden: Dang son! That is one awesome motorbike you have- |
- This gem...
Jaden: Can I ride your bike? |
- Yusei and Jaden save Yugi from Paradox, and time travel to when before everyone in Domino City died...leading too.
Jaden: WHOOOOOOA!...I thought you said you weren't going to let me ride it? |
- "It's not a spoiler if it's obvious."
- And this gem too...
Jaden: Check it out dawgs! My Neos card came back! It must be because we went back in time! |
- Yugi decides to join Jaden and Yusei on their quest to defeat Paradox.
- They turned Paradox into Mandark.
- Pwotagonists!!!
- For the last time the name is Jaden Yuki!
- Pwotagonists!!!
- The joke on Syncro-what?
- Wait!...I've seemed to stop caring.
- And this...
Paradox: I am here for the one who destwoyed the futuwe. |
- The Take That to 3D effects.
LittleKuriboh: We at Yugioh Abridged like to apologize for the lack of 3D content in this movie, however we like to think this is totally justified since 3D is bullsh*t and adds absolutely nothing to the cinema experience. So please, enjoy your 2D movie. Because it's cheaper and much less obnoxious. |
- An unexpected cameo...
- Jaden and Yusei search the Internet.
Jaden: Oh my God! |
- Jack telling Yusei to summon his junk warrior on Paradox.
- "I'm Batman!"-Jaden
- Can we just say the entire intro to the movie?
- Oh HELLS yes. The first four minutes--beginning with the original Yugioh cast doing an old-timey "let's go down to the lobby" style jingle, getting interrupted by the 5Ds cast doing a Death Metal extravaganza, half of which consists of threatening the audience should they commit disorderly conduct while the other half is them gloating over how they now have your money, and then moving into Yusei's nightmare (see the first entry under the film for details) may be the funniest opening four minutes to any comedy movie, EVER.
- To give credit where credit is due, this sequence is basically a copy of the opening sequence to Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters. Doesn't make it any less hilarious to see Yusei telling the audience that Satan will rain hot acid down their throats if they videotape the movie they are about to see.
- Don't forget if you sell this movie on ebay...Yusei will BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!!!!
- Yugi very slowly telling Yusei that they are going to play a card game on the ground and not on a motorcycle. Then goes on to say that he doesn't want Yusei to try and ride his duel disk.
Yami: Now Yusei, I should point out that this card game is not going to take place on a motorcycle. I hope you understand that. I don't want you to try to- ride on your duel disk or something. We're just going to be standing firmly on the ground- |
- Yusei's reaction whenever Paradox cuts out on him.
Yusei: I totally won that duel back there. |
- Paradox telling the Pwwotangonists about his intentions:
Yusei: Paradox. Why are you trying to destroy the world? |
- Yami's and Yusei's reaction to finding out that they would either have to lose Card Games or the Entire world:
Paradox: It's either I destroy the card game, or the entire world destroys itself. It is as simple as that. |
- Jaden's introduction.
Jaden: My name's Jaden Yuki, and I'm absolutely flawless. |
- Jaden then goes on to troll Yusei about having not grown up on the streets like Yusei.
Jaden: I go to a kickass school that teaches us how to play trading cards! We get to sleep on warm comfortable beds and get served food whenever we want... awww it's a good life! |
Paradox: PWOTAGONISTS! |
- And while the delivery is what makes this line absolutely beautiful, Jack's reaction to the theft of Yusei's card bears quoting;
Jack: That guy stole your Stardust Dragon card! What a dick! I mean I know I did that in season one, but...he's a dick! |
- Yami after Jaden's Rap.
Yami: Wow Jaden! Way to get your lame on! |
- Yusei confronts Paradox in Venice and makes some Brick Jokes.
Yusei: Paradox. |
- Pegasus' song:
Welcome, all you foolish nerds/To the gayest spectacle in the world/I'm making a cameo in this movie/I'm much more fabulous in 3D... |
- After Paradox has been defeated:
Yami Yugi: Huh... I think we may have just killed a man... |
Music Videos
- Joey's take on Lady Gaga's song "Poker Face" is just pure epic comedic win.
- The opening of "Brooklyn Rage":
Joey: Okay Kaiba, this time I'm really gonna beat ya, and there's nothing you ca do about it!
Joey: Well, I'm glad you asked. |
- The rap battle between Yugi and Jaden, especially the ending.
Jaden: Yugi! It's time...(music cues up) to spit some rhymes! |
- After the first "round"
Jaden: (chuckle) That was a'ight. But lemme lay somethin' fresh on ya! |
- The full version of Little Kuriboh's take on Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance".
- Especially the "Why am I speaking French?" part.
Marik: "Plus, we're both hot! Hot, hot, hot! We are quite sexy! |
- "I like the silly noises!"
- "I'm an evil bitch, baby!"
- "Okay Marik, though I have to say I had no idea you were this keen to get into the Pharaoh's pants."
- Literal Pants. That is all.
- Chibi Little Man!
- ASS!
- "Fire fire fire, he's highly flammable"
- "Hello Marik I'm right behind you." "AND NOW I'M YELLING AT YOU!"
- "Fat, fat, fat, this guy is fat."
- "I'm very fat."
- "Crouching, looking dapper, this song has gone down the crapper! Guest appearance by Ghost Nappa!
- ("Oh, by the way, he's from Dragonball Z Abridged!")
- Hey I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT I'M ESPA ROBA! WOULD YOU LIKE THIS BABY?!
Evil Council
- The four times Marik held his Evil Council Of Doom.
- And the one time Melvin held it.
- Evil Council 3:
- Florence, Steve Luna, Steve Umbris, Zork and Rebecca's possessed teddy bear discussing Lost before Marik comes in...
Marik: [Enter] SILENCE! |
- Then, when Dartz and his minions set their scheme in motion:
Dartz: Mah fwiends, dere is only one way to defeat that dooshbag...we will du?? him! |
- It comes back as a Brick Joke at the end of the video:
Marik: GAAAAH! I AM 100% STRAIGHT! HONESTLY! |
- Evil Council 4:
- Steve Luna's flow is Serious Business:
Steve Luna: Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care~ |
- Zorc singing 'Destroy the World' to the tune of A Whole New World from Aladdin.
- Dartz is going after...something else...
Dartz: Here's what we're gunnah do, mayn. We're gonna find Yuu-gay Mowtoe, and we're gunnah take his d?ck. |
- Makes for a hell of a Brick Joke / Stinger:
Yugi: (answering the phone) Hello? Yes, this is Yugi Moto. ...you wanna take my what?! No! That's disgusting! ...what do you mean "Does Mai Valentine have one"?! |
- This part from the third Evil Council video:
Marik: I'm not gay! [Bakura laughs] What? What's so funny? |
- Marik: "There are no women in Yu-Gi-Oh! There are only extremely girly men! And I am the girliest of them all!"
- Pegasus: "Keeeep, telling yourself that!"
- Evil Council 5 in it's entirety, when it's not being a Tear Jerker that is:
Pegasus: (breaking up an argument between Marik and Bakura) Girls, girls, you're both very pretty... But try as you might, you'll never be as pretty as me. |
Unsorted
- A real life moment of funny at Youmacon 2009, and doubling as Wayne Grayson's Crowning Moment of Awesome -- one-upping LK not once, but twice!
Little Kuriboh: It's nice to know that Joey is loved in various areas. (Beat) Wait a second-- |
- The first Christmas special was absolutely hilarious.
Kaiba: Happy Hannukah. |
- Zorc and Pals:
Bakura: What sort of time do you call this? |
- The entirety of the episode "What Would Yugi Do?"
- The anime convention episode. Especially with the mentions of hopscotch and badgers.
Yugi: Rule #5: You must be registered and have a badge to enter main events and rooms. This will be enforced by the staff members and badgers. |
- Tristan: "Who's smexy now, bitch?"
- Joey and Kaiba's "smexy" argument.
- Tea: (thinking) "I wonder if I should get a haircut that doesn't make my head look like a cardboard box with features."
- * while wrapped in a blanket Tea thinks to herself* Soon I'll be a beautiful butterfly, and then Yugi will love me.
- "Joey Vs. Door: Round 2".
- Also:
Joey: Go yiff yourself, Kaiba! |
- Yami: *while looking at Kaiba's nose he thinks to himself* "Look at the size of that nose! It's like the animators didn't even care!"
- Duke: *while hanging off the side of Kaiba's blimp* Oh my god I'm gonna die! I can't believe I'm gonna die on a show about f*cking card games!
- BROOKLYN RAGE! BROOKLYN RAAAAGGG-AH!
- This troper simply adores Joey's "Nyeh!" and Tristan's Barney sounding voice.
- REJECTED!
- "Because... shut up."
- Screw the rules, I have green hair!
- The opening of the other abrigded movie.
- Yugi running away from (apparently) Kemo with Gary Stu: "I really gotta quit smoking."
- Whenever the Dark Magician makes an appearance, one of the "Magical Trevor" songs is played. [2].
- When they're being chased by the giant boulder, comparing it with the 4KiDS dialogue makes it a lot funnier.
- 4KiDS version:
Yugi: It got Bakura! |
- Abridged Series version:
Yugi: It got Bakura! |
- Not necessarily Yu-Gi-Oh, but each episode of the Naruto Spoof Series Comedy Show has quite a few. Just watch! There's too many to list!
- This Troper admits he isn't interested in Yaoi, but even I admit that the scene in episode three with Naruto wondering why he likes Sasuke and then doing things confirming this sexual assault... It ended up making me laugh, somehow.
- The Vagina Monologues. Not for the easily offended-- a redub of the first episode, except it replaces certain words with... yeah. It must be seen to be believed. (Made even funnier by the fact that everyone's trying to not burst into laughter while doing it and failing multiple times!)
- "I'm here for your vagina, old man, and I won't take 'no' for an answer! Now GIVE IT TO ME!"
- "That Kaiba kid needs a vagina." "BIG VAGINA!"
- "Big brother! Is it time for my vagina yet?"
- "No! It's because the vagina makes no sense and no one can figure out how to do it."
- "SCREW THE VAGINA, I HAVE A VAGINA!"
- "My vagina's pretty crazy, too! I'm thinking about shaving it!"
- "Hey, My vagina's missing"
- My grandpa's vagina has no pathetic vagina, Kaiba, except maybe for vagina, but it also has a vagina!
- Vagina... Vagina!!!
- "In that case, why not just tear up every vagina in the whole world?!"
- "For some reason, playing a card game has caused my vagina to become severely injured."
- "Holy Ra! Real vaginas!"
- "Gentlemen, everything is going according to my vagina."
- "No wonder your vagina is never around!"
- "I'm here for your vagina, old man, and I won't take 'no' for an answer! Now GIVE IT TO ME!"
- CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
- VAGINAS ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
- From the April Fool's Day 2010 video:
Yusei: Jack. |
- I'm surprised no one's mentioned the the epic duel between LittleKuriboh and Dan Green.
- Only because it's not officially "part" of the official series. Still funny/awesome.
- "Next time, on a very special episode of Zorc and Pals:"
Bakura: Zorc, what's wrong? You haven't destroyed the world today! |
- From the "Silent Night" video, Joey punching Tristan complete with a "SHORYUKEN!" sound effect.
- Before Cerebus Syndrome set in, completely killing the joke:
"We are the Rare Hunters! My name is Steve! These are my associates! They are also called Steve! |
- LK's review of the first volume of the Yu-Gi-Oh Manga. All of it.
- The conclusion of the identity of Kaiba's father. Featuring Frieza.
- The ending of the Inception trailer parody:
Kaiba: I've got my ego under control. |
- The Deleted Scenes Montage is pure win in this tropette's opinion.
- Agreed, I especially enjoyed the part where we're shown Joey's thought process, even though it doesn't really do him anything good the first time.
- And also the part where Tristan found the remote to Duke's theme music.
Tristan: (The Pokemon theme plays) I don't even know what that is! |
- The Eff Hole:
Bakura: Kiss my arse, Marik! |
- The consequences of too many Team Four Star references.
Yugi: Tristan, we don't take too kindly to references to abridged series not made by Littlekuriboh around here. People who do tend to mysteriously have their kneecaps broken. |
- Then, later, after Tristan makes yet another reference:
Yugi: Omigosh! Who could have broken Tristan's kneecaps? |
- EVERYTHING about Concrete Giraffes... if you know about The Slender Man Mythos.
Slenderman: Hey, Bakura, how's it hangin'? |
- "Uh Gay Elephant Noise?"
- Most of the "Ishtar Family Christmas" video. Including the Take That at card games on motorcycles.
Jack Atlas: I GOT HIM A MOTORCYCLE, SO THAT ONE DAY HE CAN PLAY CARD GAMES ON IT! |
- Slendy's cameo. "Excuse me, is this the Jesus residence?"
- The ending:
Hank: Okay Billy, time to open your present. |
- From the third Naruto Abridged parody video:
"Shhh, I'm trying hear the nudity." |
- From the Snot Him video. Not so much the video itself, but the comments about it. A lot of fans were surprised to discover that the Hair Guy has a name!
- EPIC SMUG FACE
- The entirety of his newest video, Neko Porno. It crosses the line so many times that there isn't even a line anymore, but I'll be damned if it isn't one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Specifically though:
- Marik reading the suggestion for the video in a monotone
- Bakura and Marik having the conversation about what happened the last time Bakura's email was given out in public. "The fanart" indeed.
- The random scene changes. "Stick it right in my-" "BEAVER WARRIOR!"
- Marik saying "Oh no I di'int" to Kaiba.
- The fanfiction police officer, Ushio.
- "This is the best fake sex I've never not had!"
- Kaiba and Yugi meet "Akefia" in the OOC-prison.
Akefia: Shall I compare thee to a summer's duel? |
- Marik Plays Bloodlines. All of it.
- His reason for playing the game, because Bakura is a bitch.
Bakura: Shut your buggering face! |
- Kaiba's Winning.
- Meet the Kaiba
- Yugi and Yami get Heavy's voice while Kaiba gets Scout's, in a reference to one episode's Stinger. Unfortunately Kaiba doesn't reprise "BONK! I broke your stupid crap!", but they recuperate that:
Yami: WHAT'S THAT SANDVICH? KILL THEM ALL?! (whips out Exodia) GOOD IDEA! |
- And after he wins, Mokuba calls out to the audience:
Mokuba: Can you feel ze Schadenfreude? |
- Tea is replaced by the Administrator, so when she's talking about friendship we get a hilarious Out-of-Character Moment:
Tea: You have failed me... with your friendships! |
- Then, a few seconds later:
Tea: Kill him! Slaughter him like a dog! |
- Tristan is "voiced" by Pyro.
- When Yami shows up, we get this:
- The ending. Just the ending
Pegasus's Henchman (As Soldier): That was an amazing killing spree...BY THE OTHER TEAM!! |
- YGO 5Ds One Shot
- Akiza assuming Yusei's suggestive comments are about her (spoiler alert: it's about his bike).
- The Sound Check
Yusei: One night we were set to preform in front of the entire world, but then, we experienced some... technical difficulties... |
- It happens again.
Announcer: (on television) And now, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the man who ruined all other men for you...JACK ATLAS! |
- The one-man production of Hamlet on a motorcycle. Starring Jack Atlas.
Jack: TO BE, OR NOT TO BE--ON A MOTORCYCLE! THAT IS THE QUESTION! |
- The multiple captions denying that Neo Domino City in any way resembled Midgar
No moogles here man. |
- The band Jack forms at the end made up of the loudest characters, with Espa Roba, Naruto and Lanipator.
- The following:
Melvin: If you're done fighting with your girlfriend, we have a card game to finish! |
- "Mokuba was supposed to be there with me, but he had been kidnapped for the fiftieth time that week so his seat was empty."
- Little Kuriboh even saw fit to put together a montage of a few scenes in which he was kidnapped.
Kaiba [thinking]: Hmm. Perhaps I should consider keeping him on a leash. |
- NyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEH! ... The Audience is from Brooklyn.
- Kemo's famous line: "Attention, duelists! My hair is assaulting you!"
- And when Kemo and bandit Keith meet:
Keith: I have ten star chips! In America! |
- The one-shot Little Kuriboh made for charity, spoofing of all things Neon Genesis Evangelion. It may not be part of the actual series, but it starts being hilarious at about 10 seconds in, and stays that way for the rest of the video. Complete with Slenderman as the Third Angel.
- Special mention goes to Gendo channeling Mr. Burns. Also a bit of a Crowning Moment of Awesome for Little Kuriboh, who managed to so flawlessly imitate Mr. Burns' voice that you'd think he actually got Henry Shearer to play him.
Gendo: (to Shinji): Who the devil are you? |
- Melvin's "hugs".
Melvin: Now, who wants a hug? |
- The Marik Plays Portal video for MomoCon is hilarious. Especially when GLaDOS meets Marik.
G La DOS: Oh, it's you. |
- BE LESS BRITISH!
- Episode 54: They Saved Tristan's Brain.
- Tea asking Kaiba if Noah has boobs and Kaiba goes "God, I hope not..."
- And then there's:
Possessed Tristan: Since I'm the evil Tristan I'm going to do the one thing that regular Tristan never could. |
- Yami mistaking Marik for a woman.
- "Yers! I am henceforth known as the ruler of all doors! Every single door shall bow before me and open at my command! I am the Master of Unlocking!" "Please enter secondary password." "NO!"
- "Ohmigod what's happening to my face!? This has never happened before, what the frick!?"
- Anything about Michael Bay's Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. Describing it doesn't do it justice.
- Tristan keeps exploding. Literally.
- Kaiba being the Only Sane Man. Until it turns out he's an alien.
- At which point Yami gives him the most casual mind crush ever.
- ↑ DISNEY is six letters
- ↑ For the record, this has happened in Episodes 13 (against the Paradox Brothers), 22 (against Duke Devlin), and 35 (flashback-- against Arcana)