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A list of characters in Naruto Veangance Revelaitons.

Note: While this is a Self-Insert Fic and the author frequently complains about his life in the author's notes (sometimes letting it influence the story), a real life section would be just asking for a Flame War.


Team 7

== Ronan Beelzub (Beelzebub?) 

==

The main character, who recently moved to the village of Konohagakure. From there, he proceeds to dominate the story, having sex with many female characters and becoming King of the ninjas.

helping the council so that Sakura and Atni will be spared.

refer to him by the author's first name]]

with Sakura for all eternity]].

"slut," "whore" and "cunt" toward the women he has sex with, abuses them and considers them (except for Sakura) expendable.

feet long. (Granted, the latter is supposedly a typographical error, but Jake's correction indicates that Ronan's penis is the ridiculously large four feet long).

the search for her, angering Sasuke.He later masturbates to Sakura getting raped by Taliana.

modern music, but commutes them to life imprisonment because the author had some complaints.

the first time he rescues herand later when she's in a coma

everything, but after killing Mandy, Sakura asks why, and immediately understands after he says he loves her and Taliana more.

to Justin Bieber before going off on a tangent about how much he and modern music suck. In the story, [[Curb Stomp Battle curb stomping Orochimaru]] when all of Team 7 fails

homosexuals despite not liking gay men comes off as this.

blonde-haired woman and gray-haired man's eyes, then takes out one of the brown-haired woman and red-haired man's eyes]].

  • Fake Defector: [[spoiler:Joins the Council to prevent Sakura, Atni and

Ekaj from being killed, but isn't able to prevent the end of the world]]

when they become hysterical over his plan to serve as a Fake Defector, but this comes off as closer to physical abuse than most examples of the trope.

  • Glowing Eyes: [[spoiler:After joining the Council to help them destroy

the world]].

  • Groin Attack: Launches one on Madara but avoids hitting him in the

balls because he doesn't want to be seen as a homosexual.

Taliana.

the Sword of Ukijamaya.

his songs that are shown are (for lack of a better word) terrible.

 "YEAH YEAH GIRL WAN FUCK U HRD TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY MY DICKS HARD!"


"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY DICK IS LIKE A BIG FAT ROCKET
 

AND [[Painful Rhyme UR PUSSYS LIKE A HOLE AND I FUCK U HARD AND IV GOT A HUGE POLE]]" {{quote| "[[Wangst FICKING SLUT U UGLY WHORE U HURT MY HEART U FUCKING }} BITCH JUST DIE!Q]]"

  "FUCK YEAH SUCK MY DICK FUCKING WHORE MMM MMM YEAH I WANT MORE!"

  • Informed Flaw: The mole on his face and his alleged inability to do

housework are supposedly proof that he?s not perfect.

intolerant of other people?s opinions, and is willing to injure people for looking at him wrong.

corrupt after he fails to get a divorce from Taliana. He also seems to go into this trope from the author's perspective when, while working for Madara, he kills Benji.

being the mole on his face.

care when what he's doing is painful to Sakura, but yells at her when she does something he doesn't like.

Taliana and Sakura more]].

which Sakura thinks is sexy. Apparently, he's always had the bandaid there - he just never bothered to mention it before.... or since.

homosexuals and even people who don't share his taste in music.

reuniting with Sakura, viewers are told that his eyes are glowing, signifying his having joined "the darkside"]]

the author's attempts to make him seem more believable.

discover]].

  • X Meets Y: Ronan describes his band as sounding "like a cross betwen

prince and led zepplin and [[Bon Jovi bon jovi]]"

never gets called out for it]].

== Naruto 

==

The former main character of the series, who spends much of his time whining about how Ronan is better than he is. [[spoiler:This leads him to commit suicide, and eventually come back as a villain, only to be defeated by Ronan]].

Sakura along with him being better than him in several other regards.

Ronan to punch him and make death threats against him, but he's unwilling to let Sakura cheat on Ronan with him, and after he does it, commits suicide partly out of shame]].

fic, along with some of the heroic deeds Naruto did [[spoiler:before turning evil]].

bombing, his suicide and his defeat by Ronan in Benji's ending]].

kidnaps Sakura after Ronan claims that he saved him after he committed suicide]], except this never actually happened; [[spoiler:Ronan let him die and didn?t care]].


== Sakura 

==

Ronan's girlfriend and eventual wife. She goes along with everything he does, no matter how much she suffers as a result. She has been reduced from a (arguably) competent fighter to someone who can't get up by herself if she falls. She is also the mother of Mandy and Nanor/Ekaj, and Taliana was cloned from her.

at the end, and she still gets pregnant and gives birth. [[spoiler:And twice, at that]].

with Ronan for all eternity]].

the antidote turning her Christian]].

scarred from what she went through, but Naruto promises to help her work through it]].

K/L/M/however-big-jake-wants breasts here, despite her A Cup Angst in canon.

tells her to and puts up with mistreatment. She also goes from canonically starting out weak and arguably becoming quite competent, to being completely helpless almost from the get-go.

a regular basis. [[spoiler:In Chapter 41, she might be gone for a longer period of time than usual]].

[[spoiler:Killed off by the Council for no apparent reason other than to motivate Ronan to participate in the tournament]].

happenings.

  • Love Martyr: When Ronan accuses her of cheating, she [[spoiler:offers

to cut off her vagina to prove her love for him, then does it when he tells her to do it]].

their enemies.

killing Ronan in the ending.

by the fact that she won't have sex with Ronan or Sasuke]].

{{quote| "[[spoiler:You. You stole my virginity. You abused me. You made me do }} the most vile sex acts imaginable. You made me compliant to crimes against humanity. At this point, I don't even know what of that was the Genjutsu and what was reality, but regardless, I only have one real response to your declaration of 'i luv u': FUCK. YOU!]]"

ending]].

  • Teen Pregnancy:
    • Had Mandy as a teenager.
    • [[spoiler: In Chapter 59, she tells Ronan that she's pregnant again

thinks it's Naruto's child this time.]]

sex.

sex, yet the disproportionate (albeit self-inflicted) punishment she underwent, the hypocrisy in Ronan casting blame on her and Ronan's unlikeability can paint her as this.

== Sasuke 

==

Part of Team 7. He is apparently killed when the temple explodes, but survived and was brainwashed by the Kibusi Corporation.

  • Asexual: Mentioned to be as such, to which Ronan responds with:

{{quote| "wtf??? how can u b asexu???? [[All Men Are Perverts al guys liv sex }} DUH!]] mosg irls 2 i bet u jst need 2 fuk som1 then ull b good"

destroyed the temple, and turned Christian]]

looks like a snake.

described as making him more evil]]

  • Fat Bastard: Is constantly described as a "ugly fat guy" after

[[spoiler: his Face Heel Turn. In fact, his evil scheme is to turn all of the Shinobi Nations fat.]]

Even after turning evil, he's Sakura's new husband.

  • Scaled Up: [[spoiler:Can turn into a giant snake with powers he got

from Orochimaru]]

Ronan is away]].

bombing, resulting in it having no victims at all.]]

In Famous and Red Dead Redemption late in the fic, as a way of showing his lack of taste.]]

hearing criticism of Christianity]]

== Kakashi 

==

Part of Team 7. He is apparently killed when the temple explodes [[spoiler:but comes back as Ronan's sidekick, only to be killed again in the tournament]].

needed one more contestant.]]

randomly killed off by the darkness]].

the acid sea challenge]]

Ronan over his performance in having sex with Mei, Ronan wonders if he's in love with him, and Kakashi denies this.

still alive, and Sasuke is evil now. In Benji's ending, he survived yet again]].

characters, and even loses against some Mooks.


Ronan?s Harem

== Sakura 

==

See Team 7

== Mandy Waterfall 

==

Ronan and Sakura?s daughter/clone, who grows up almost instantly and becomes one of the girls has sex with.

choose between her and Sakura]]

incest because she's a clone, [[Freudian Slip but accidentally says that it "would" be incest]].

rest of the female characters]]. She never contributes anything to the plot, and is never seen apart from Sakura and/or Taliana.

apparently, from her second death, given her reappearing in Chapter 66]]

being born.

== Da cooger/Fiona 

==

An older woman (hence her title) Ronan rescues from Orochimaru after taking shelter with her. She eventually gets killed by Madara, but comes back in spirit form to help Ronan.

pulled her out of Madara's throat in Chapter 49. Despite that she was already dead at first. She then apparently dies yet again when sacrificing herself to resurrect Ronan in Chapter 66,]]

and even revive him by sucking his penis.

again in Chapter 58 after she saves Ronan to tell him that she's gone for good but will make cameos to deliver a prophecy, and sacrifices herself in Chapter 66 to save Ronan.]]

second death; Ronan pulls her out but she still dies]].

seemingly becomes her name. However, she is referred to as "Fiona" in Chapter 34. Fiona was actually first mentioned in Chapter 7, but nobody would have guessed that was Da Cooger's real name due to a confusing POV switch and assumed Fiona was a different woman who was randomly thrown in.

more the result of happening three chapters from the end of the story]]

body, and someone who helps Ronan by healing him and giving him advice.

  • Spirit Advisor: Usually coming out as a spirit head or out of Sakura's

body.


== Taliana 

==

A girl who is described as an evil clone of Sakura, who turns out to be Ronan's mother. Ronan has sex with her, and briefly marries her, but after several cases of switching sides, she seemingly permanently settles on the side of evil [[spoiler:until her death in Chapter 33, at the hands of her former lover Ronan]].

Family-Unfriendly Death: [[spoiler:Beaten up, set on fire, torn apart and pooped on]].

kill Ronan and his other girlfriends, and having sex with him, sometimes in the course of a single chapter.

catgirls]].

relationship problems with Katie]].

comes back from the assassination attempt, but is given one last chance to kill Ronan]].

== The Leather Pussies 

==

A group of 160 catgirls under Madara?s command who are persuaded to defect to Ronan?s side when he gives them an orgasm and enables them to break free from Madara's control.

trope when they do it to Madara, and this also applies to when they're raping Sakura.

are killed by the Kibusi President?s theater bomb, 3 are eaten by Madara and the rest are killed by Taliana]].

Action Girl, but they only win against Madara because he's allergic to them.

zoshiyanahasu-itakamajiduonisaabozai-equanidafutara.

== Mei 

==

The Fifth Mizukage. She's brainwashed by the Kibusi Corporation, but Ronan defeats and has sex with her.

with Ronan

one attack.

== Atni 

==

A female contestant that appears at the tournament in Chapter 50. She later becomes part of his harem and [[spoiler:has sex with Ronan's son Nanor/Ekaj]].

Earth with the kind of people Ronan approves of]].

  • Ass Shove: After "stretching her out", Ronan proceeds to shove his

entire head into her anus.

  • Beta Couple: [[spoiler:Ends up with Ekaj, especially after Ronan leaves

Earth]].

round, but we don't see any proof of it.

([[Don't Explain the Joke XD LMAO DO U GUYS GET DAT? BECUS TEY JST HAD DAT CHALENGE WIT TEH LAVA ?]])

has had sex with Ronan the most frequently for the amount of time she's been in the story.

second girlfriend, Tina.

of the tournament, by a blatant ripoff of Exodia that Ronan summons]], but is revived after Ronan saves Sakura.


Antagonists

President of the US.

== Orochimaru 

==

The initial main antagonist. Little else is known about him.

  • Bus Crash: [[spoiler:The first time he's mentioned after

his last fight against Ronan, it's revealed that Sasuke has absorbed him]].

his evil schemes, and only comes up when his name is mistakenly used in Madara's place, and when it is mentioned that [[spoiler:Sasuke absorbed his form]].

unclear whether this is based off of his true form in the manga.

which isn't too much of a deviation from canon, but then Ronan curb stomps him to establish himself as more powerful than him or all of Team 7 combined.

== Madara 

==

Orochimaru?s replacement as main antagonist.

of those situations does he try to kill him.

have been a good way to make money.

fields, [[spoiler:Mandy and three of the catgirls, but it's never explained how his allergies don't kill him in that case]].

Chapter 34]]

Red Dead Redemption late in the fic, as [[Take That a way of showing his lack of taste]].

temporarily succeeds]].

in time]]

this, and is brought back]].

  • Your Mom: He tries to use this against Ronan, but fails.

== The Council / The Illuminati 

==

Three (later retconned to two) men and two women who are in charge of the antagonists.

  • Batman Gambit: [[spoiler:Putting Sakura into a coma so they can bring

her out of it with an antidote that turns her Christian]].

redhead is actually a male, as well as there also being a gray-haired man.

Fundamentalist Christians. [[Informed Attribute Or at least we're supposed to think so.]]

after they lose]]

after they lost an eye]].

  • Eye Scream: [[spoiler:The red-haired man lost his left eye,

the brown-haired woman lost her right eye, and the other two lost both their eyes from Ronan's attack]]

urinated on]].

she is a Nazi.

  • Glove Slap: Right across Ronan's face by the brunette and redhead after

taking his duel glove off.

the council is retconned to have a German accent.

threatening Sakura and Atni's safety]].

don't hand down any punishment despite convicting them.

as accent for the blonde woman).

putting up barriers.

women.

announce his return]].

the two females]], who concede that their lesbian sex is against Christianity, but do it anyway. Still, they all want to destroy a medallion which supposedly gives the user power to have sex for all eternity.

woman, as mentioned above.

this is so they can make out/have sex with each other. Interestingly enough, the female members are the most vocal and active, and have some semblance of individuality.

are feminists. 

It does make sense, though, as they have recently become blind.

strong enough to knock him out.

 Brown Haired Woman: "THIS! MEANS! WARRRRRRRRR!"

German, and not Hungarian or Eastern European as is usual for the trope.

corners them. The women are willing to be Ronan's sex slaves and the men are willing to be his household servants, but neither will convert to atheism and "logicalness", and are killed for it]].

Corporation, gives Madara a horrifying punishment and drops Taliana down a trap door]]

== President of the Kibusi Corporation 

==

The president of a corporation that exists in this version of the Narutoverse. [[spoiler:He tries to set a trap for Ronan in the "Sibone" theater, but it fails. He is killed for this failure, and then replaced by a second president, who is later on killed by Ronan after not being of use to the council anymore]].

  • Arc Villain: The most prominent antagonist while [[spoiler:Ronan is

looking for a cure for Sakura's coma]].

and defeats Ronan in a fight]]

for Ronan and detonate a bomb intended to kill him

explanation after being killed for his failure, but it's revealed in Chapter 37 that it is indeed another person in the same position]].

third appearance, two chapters after his introduction.]]

the theater bomb fails to kill Ronan. The second one is abandoned by the Council for his failures]]

== The President 

==

The President of the United States, who works to advance the ?evil capitalist agenda?. It's unknown if this president is actually Barack Obama, or simply a fictional stand-in President.

isn't a suicide.]]

== The Seven Swordsmen of the Mist 

==

In this version, these swordsmen serve the President of the Kibusi Corporation, who has brainwashed them and forced them to convert to Christianity. The only named members are Kisame, Raiga and Zabuza.

  • Brainwashed: The reason why Kisame is not working with Akatsuki,

even though he's still on the same side as Madara.

ones are dispatched especially easily. Two of them even get killed by Kakashi (while he won against Zabuza in canon, he's almost completely useless here).

the stairs.


Other Characters

== Edfred 

==

He?s a shopkeeper who doesn?t like Ronan.

out against Madara.

appearing any more, since the author dislikes him. [[spoiler: He reappears in Benji's ending.]]

  • Manly Gay: Yes, he's both. Mostly due to his flamboyant mannerisms, but

simultaneous ability to kick ass.

leave without having to fight him and Muskoka, not wanting to humiliate them by defeating them.

  • Plot Armor: Ronan beats him up but doesn't kill him, the reason for

this being that Benji had paid Jake to keep the character alive, most likely knowing he'd be killed by Ronan otherwise.

as stated above, [[Informed Wrongness this is supposed to be seen as a bad thing.]]

  • X Meets Y: Is described as looking kind of like "a cross between Xander

Cohen from Bio Shock and Archie "Snake" Simpson from Degrassi" in Benji's text. Considering Jake had previously bashed Benji for liking both of these things, it's likely he used these characters to describe Edfred as a sort of [[Stealth Insult Stealth Insult]]/Writer Revolt against Jake.

== Tadashiharakumaie 

==

An original character based off of the author's real life friend, Danny.

as the parade and cooking duel.

== Nanor/Ekaj 

==

[[spoiler:Somehow has Ronan and Naruto as his fathers, and Sakura as his mother]]

world]]

father's; shortly after he's born, he's already having sex]].

Naruto]], but is never seen using them; the only indication that he got any from the former is that he's the only character besides Ronan who consistently wins.

It's "Jake" spelled backwards.

== Bob 

==

The (temporary) Host of The Hineki Kojiyoshai Show ("Hineki Kojiyoshai" supposedly [[Critical Research Failure meaning "DNA Tests For Whores" in Japanese]], according to the narrative). Only appears in one chapter, Chapter 60.

Jake was able to properly write as such.

part the father of Ekaj, he kicks Bob in the legs out of anger.

(though mostly Ronan) are Ekaj's father throws even the most rudimentary laws of biology out the window.

  • Butt Monkey: For the short time that he appears, he is subject to quite

a bit of abuse from Ronan. Not that it's out of character for Ronan to do such, but still.

  • Expy: Seems to be a rather bizarre one of Maury Povich from

Maury. Also may be one of Torgo.

mentioned that Bob's glasses are very shiny, he is never shown to be evil or bad in any way.

== Muskoka 

==

Edfred's boyfriend - he appears in Chapter 31, and [[spoiler: Benji's ending]].

the name of group of lakes and District Municipality in [[Canada, Eh? Ontario, Canada]]. J might be a Shout-Out to [[The Simpsons Homer Simpson's middle name]], and Tuddrussel has to be a shout out to Buck Tuddrussel.

 "MY BOYFRIEND IS NOT HOMOSEXUAL LIKE MYSELF, BUT RATHER BISEXUAL."

  • But Not Too Bi: Only ever displays an attraction to men, but this may be

due to the relatively short time in which we see him.

Ronan, and he appears to be quite intelligent, like Edfred.

leave without having to fight him and Edfred, not wanting to humiliate them by defeating them.

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