I Read That As/T-Z

T

Tagalong Kid -> Tagalog Kid (Apologies to any Filipinos around.)
- This Filipino troper thought this one too, so apology accepted.
- Tilnanogue Kid
Táin Bó Cúailnge -> Tae Bo Challenge
Take That Us -> Take That, US (someone doesn't like Eagle Land)
Talks Like a Simile --> Talks Like A Smile
- Tastes Like a Simile ("Mustard of your doom!")
A Taste of Power -> A Waste Of Power -> A Taste Of Water
- A taste of powder.
  - A Waste of Powder
Tales of Magazine is commonly misread as Tails of Magazine or Tales of Magazne
Tastes Like Chicken -> Tastes Like Children
Ted Baxter Close Up -> Ted Baxter Closes Up, Dash Baxter close up
Telephone Polearm -> Telephone Problem
Tempting Fate -> Tempting Fate -> Tempting Fate
- Tempting Bate
- Tempting Brit. Or if you're that kind of person, Tempting Brit.
- Tempting Fat
- Twisted Fate
- Tempting Date
Terrible Ticking -> Terrible Tickling -> Terrible Trickling
That Makes Me Feel Angry - That Makes Me Feel Agony
- That Makes Me Feel Hungry
- That Makes My Feet Angry
The Chosen One -> The Chosen Orne (AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!)
I used to read The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker as The Legend Of Zelda Wind Walker.
Thememobile -> The Meme Mobile, The Me Mobile
There Are No Therapists -> There Are The Rapists, They Are Not The Rapists, There Are No "The Rapists"
There Is Only One Bed -> Only One Beard, There Is Only One Bard
They Call Me Mister Tibbs -> They Call Me Mister Gibbs
Thinker Pose - Tinker Pose (don't ask)
- Tinkerbell Pose, Tinker Rose
3rd Rock from the Sun -> Third Reich from the Sun, Thirty Rock From The Sun
This Is My Boomstick -> This Is My Broomstick (It helps that this editor hasn't seen Army Of Darkness)
- This... is... my... BROOMSTICK!,
- This is my Moon Stick
This Is Something He's Got to Do Himself -> This Is Something He's Got To Do To Himself
- This Is Something: He's Got To Do Himself
This Is Sparta -> This Is AAAAAAHHH
- This! Is! FARTAAAAAA!!!
- This! Is! SPARDA!!! -> This! Is! SPINDA!!!
- This! Is! PRADA!
- This! Is! DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This Is Your Premise on Drugs -> This Is Your Penis On Drugs, This Is Your Prinnies On Drugs
This Page Will Self-Destruct -> This Pig Will Self Destruct
This Troper -> The Trooper
Thundering Herd -> Thundering Nerd (What, The Angry Video Game Nerd?)
- -> Tsundering Her
Time Squad -> Time Squid
Title Bin -> Titty Bin (Hey, it was bound to happen eventually, right?)
Titus Andronicus -> Titus And Ironicus
Token Evil Teammate -> Token Evil Incarnate
Token Minority -> Tolkien Minority --> Ticking Minority
Tokimeki Memorial -> Okidoki Memorial
- Tolmekian Memorial
Tomato in the Mirror -> Tornado In The Mirror (AAAHH!)
- Are you a Troper? Are you playing Iji? Komato In The Mirror.
Tomato Surprise -> Tornado Surprise ("EVERYBODY GET UNDER SOMETHING!")
Tomboy and Girly Girl -> Flamboyant Girly Girl
- Took a Level in Girly Girl
Took a Level in Badass -> Took A Level In A Badass; Took A-Levels In Badass
- Took On a Badass Level
- Took a Level In Dumbass
- Took A Level In Fatass
Total Annihilation -> Toei Animation (though to be fair I am a little drunk as I type this), Total Inhalation
Total Party Kill -> Total Panty Kill
- Tonight Party Kills
Touched by Vorlons -> Touched By Vogons
- Touched by Voltron
- Touched by Voltorb
- Touched By Vorticons -> Touched By Vortigaunts -> Touched By Vorkosigans
- Touched by Volcom
- Douched By Vorlons
- Touch My Vorlons
  - Touch. My. PING AS!
- Touched By Morons
- Touched By Angels
- Touched By Pylons -> Touched By Pythons
- Touched By War Lions
- Torched by Vorlons
Trailers Always Spoil + Trope Telegraphing -> Tropers Always Spoil
- Trainers Always Spoil
Training Tropes -> Training Toph
Transformation Ray -> Transformation Bay, Transformers Bay
Transformation Trauma -> Transformation Aura, Information Trauma
Transformers Energon -> Transformers Eragon
- Transformers Aragorn
Trenchcoat Brigade -> Turncoat Bride
- Treatcheron Brigade
- Turnabout Brigade
Triggerheart Exelica -> Triggerheart Replica, Tiggerheart Replica
- Triggerheart Excella
Troop Beverly Hills -> Trope Beverly Hills
Tropemanteau -> Trope Mantis
Tropes About Taboos -> Tropes About Tattoos
Tropes Are Tools -> Tropers Are Tools
True Neutral -> Duke Neutral.
Truth Serums -> Truth Lemurs, Truth Sermons, Truth Semen
- Truth Samus
  - Samus Is a Girl
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle -> Tsukasa Reservoir Chronicle, Tsubasa Reservoir Carnival
- Conversely, Tsukasa Hiiragi -> Tsubasa Hiiragi
- Tsundere Reservoir Chronicle
Tsundere -> Tsunade, Tornado
- Trunade (so therefore Giant Trunade -> Giant Tsunade)
- Tsunami
TV Tropes -> TV Ropes Wiki
- TV Toes Wiki
- TV Popes Wiki
- TV Poops Wikis
- TV Tome Wiki
- TV Gropes Wiki
Tropes Will Ruin Your Life -> Tropes Will Ruin Your Liver
Twilight -> Twitlight
A Twinkle in the Sky -> A Twinkie in the Sky (yummy!)
Two Guys and a Girl -> Two Guys On A Girl
- Two Guys One Girl
Tyke Bomb (and Laser Guided Tykebomb) -> Dykebomb, Tickbomb, Iykebomb
- Tickbomb -> Dickbomb

U

Ultraterrestrials -> Ultra Testicles
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny -> Ultimate Hoedown of Ultimate Destiny
Unexpected Genre Change: Unexpected Gender Change.
Unflappable Guardian -> Unfappable Guardian -> Unfappable Cardigan
Unions in Hollywood -> Unicorns In Hollywood
- Onions in Hollywood
Unpleasable Fanbase -> Unpleasant Fanbase (kind of appropriate, really)
Unpronounceable Alias -> Unpronounceable Aliens
The Un-Smile -> The Un Simile, The Un Slime
Unusual Euphemism -> Unusual Euphemia
Useful Notes On Poland -> Useful Notes On Polaroid
- Useful Notes Of Blood (Death Note?)
Useful Notes On Punk -> Useful Notes On Pink, Useful Notes of Dunk, Jurassic Park (I have no clue how that happened).
Utopia Justifies the Means -> Utopia Justifies The Meats
Uwe Boll -> Uwe Bowl, Uwe Bull, Uwe Hole, Uwe Butthole, Uwe Bolk, Uwe Bowel.

V

Vancian Magic -> Vatican Magic (for when the Pope decides it's time to get serious)
- Vicodin Magic
- Van Helsing Magic
Van Buren -> Van Gurren
Van Helsing Hate Crime -> Van Helsing Hates Crime
- Van Halen Hate Crime
- Van Helden Hate Crime
Verbal Tic -> Verbal Tick
- Verbal Kint -> Verbal Knit (how I got there, I don't know. Third Base.)
- Verbal Kint -> Verbal C***
The Very Definitely Final Dungeon -> The Very Definitively Final Dungeon
Vetinari Job Security -> Katamari Damacy Job Security
Victorious Childhood Friend -> Victorian Childhood Friend, Vicarious Childhood Friend, Vicious Childhood Friend
- Victorious Childhood Fiend
Viewers are Morons -> Viewers Are Mormons -> Viewers are Nomnoms
- Viewers Are Normans
Viewtiful Joe -> Beautiful Joe
- Vengeful Joe
Villains Blend in Better -> Villains Blend In Butter
Villains Out Shopping -> Villains Out Shipping
Vocaloid -> Bukkakeloid
- Vocal Void
Voices Are Mental -> Viewers Are Mean
- Voices Of Hentai
- Voices Are Metal
Vorkosigan Saga -> Volkswagen Saga

W

Waif Fu -> "Waifu"
- "Why, foo?"
Wake Up, Go to School, Save the World -> Wake Up, Go To School, Fuck The World
- Wake Up, Go to Shit, Save the World
- Wake Up, Go to School, Shave the World
Waking Non Sequitur -> Walking Non Sequitur
Walk It Off -> Wank It Off
- Walk It Out
Warrior Therapist -> Warrior: The Rapist.
Wasteland Elder -> Wasteland Eldar
We Hardly Knew Ye -> We Hardly Knew Yu e
We Help the Helpless -> We Help The Homeless, We Are The Helpless, We Help The Heiress, We Help The Hercules
- We Hump The Homeless
Weird Al Effect -> Weird AI Effect, Weird Al Infect, Weird Al Insect
Well, Excuse Me, Princess! -> Well Intentioned Princess, Well, Execute Me, Princess!
Weapon Tombstone -> Weapon Trombone
Western Animation -> Gestern Animation
We Will Not Have Pockets in the Future -> We Will Eat Hot Pockets In The Future
- We Will Not Have Rockets In The Future
We Will Use Manual Labour in The Future -> We Will Use Manuel Labour In The Future
What an Idiot! -> Waffle Idiot
What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome? -> What Do You Mean It's Not Aversion
What Do You Mean It's Not Didactic? -> What Do You Mean It's Not Diabetic
What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?? -> What Do You Mean It's Not For Heroes?
What Happened to the Mouse?? -> What Happened To The Moose?
- What Happened To The Mousse?
- What Happened To The House?
What Measure Is a Mook? -> What Measure Is A Mork (which seems to be the position of the writers of Futurama.)
- What Measure Is A Monk
What Measure Is a Non-Human? -> What Measure Is Anon Human -> What Measure Is Not A Human
- What Measures a Human?
- What Measure Is A Newman? -> What Measure Is A Newbie?
On the Cool Mask page and Color Coded for Your Convenience... When Fubuki in Yu-Gi-Oh! GX , suffering from Jekyll-and-Hyde Syndrome, succumbs to his powerful but evil dark side, it is symbolized by such a mask appearing on his face from nowhere except a cloud of black smoke. + The mysterious masked man in the second season of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha. He could take the full brunt of Nanoha's attack without being fazed and routinely made short work of anyone he attacked. -> When Fubuki in Yu-Gi-Oh! GX , suffering from Jekyll-and-Hyde Syndrome, succumbs to his powerful but evil dark side, it is symbolized by being fazed and routinely made short work of anyone he attacked.
White Dwarf Starlet -> White Dwarf Star Fleet
Wide Eyes and Shrunken Irises -> Wide Eyes And Shuriken Irises
Widget Series -> Digit Series
Widow Woman -> Window Woman, Wonder Woman, Willow Woman
Will They or Won't They? -> Will You, Won't You?
Winged Humanoid -> Widget Humanoid
Wisdom from the Gutter -> Wisdom From The Guitar, Wisdom From The Butler
Wishplosion -> Whiplosion
- Fishplosion
The Woobie -> The Wookiee, The Boobie, The Mooby -> The Nooby
- The Shoobie
  - The Coobie
- The Shroobie
- The Woolseyism -> The Wesley
Women Drivers -> Women Drinkers -> Woven Drinkers
Word Cruft -> World Cruft, Warcraft, World Crust, World Craft, Word Craft
Word of God -> Word Of Zod, World Of God, Word Of Gold
The World God Only Knows -> The Word of God Only Knows
World of Warcraft -> World of Wordcruft
Would Hurt a Child -> Would Hump a Child
- Would Hurt a Chick
  - Would Hump a Chick (an actual chick)
- Wood Hurt a Child
- World Hurts a Child
Wounded Gazelle Gambit -> Wounded Gazebo Gambit
Wring Every Last Drop Out of Him -> Writing Every Last Drop Out Of The Pen (Trying to avoid Couldn't Find a Pen for as long as possible?)
- Wiring Every Last Drop Out of Him
- Writing Every Last Drop Out of Him
Writing for the Trade -> Writing For The Tirade, Waiting For The Trade, Waiting for the Tirade
WTH Casting Agency? -> With Casting Agency -> What's With The Casting Agency?

X

X-Men -> X-Man. I think we all did at some point before 1992.
XYY -> YYZ -> XYZ

Y

Yamato Nadeshiko -> Yamato Nadesico
- Considering that Martian Successor Nadesico was specifically named with Space Cruiser Yamato in mind, you're not that far off.
Yandere -> Flandere (somewhat appropriate, isn't it?)
Yangire -> Rangire
- Ahrire
Yellow Sash of Power -> Yellow Slash Of Power
- Yellow Slash of Power can also refer to Link's Final Smash.
Yes, Virginia -> Yes Vagina -> Yes Virginal
- No Virginia
You Cannot Kill an Idea -> You Cannot Kill an Ikea
You Got Spunk -> You Got Splork
You Have to Burn The Rope -> You Have To Burn The Pope -> You Have To Bum The Pope
- You Have To Burn The Trope
You Lose At Zero Trust -> You Lose At Zero Thrust, You Lose at Zeerust, You Lose With Zero's Trust, You Lose With Zero's Trust (not that you have a choice…)
- You Lose At Zerg Rush
Your Other Left -> Your Left Ear
You Shall Not Pass -> You Shall Not Piss (on hospitality?)
You Wanna Get Sued? -> You Wanna Be Sedated (Guess what this troper was listening to...)
- You Wanna Get A Suit -> You Wanna Get A Slut
- You Wanna Mary Sued
Yvonne Craig + Danny DeVito (on the list of actors needing summary) -> Yvonne De Carlo

Z

Zack and Miri Make a Porno -> Zack and Wiki Make a Porno -> Zack and Cody Make a Porno -> Zack and Miri Make A Promo
Zeerust -> Veerust, Zerg Rush, Zee Thrust, See Rust, Zero Rust
Zettai Ryouiki -> Zetta Ryouiki, Zettai Ryuichi (I'd hit it?)
- Zettai Ryouko
- Zettai Ryo-Ohki
Zorbeez -> Zorbak
- Zorbaz (Actually, I always misread Zorbaz signs as Zorbak and then Zorbeez. It's even worse when I try to say it.)