I Read That As/A-F

A

Absurdity Ascendant -> Absurd Adolescent, Absurd Accent
Absurdly Powerful Student Council -> Absurdity Powered Student Council
- Oddly enough, both are entirely appropriate for Revolutionary Girl Utena.
Abusing the Kardashev Scale For Fun and Profit -> Abusing The Kardashian Scale For Fun And Profit -> Abusing The Cardassian Scale For Fun And Profit
Accent Adaptation -> Ancient Adaptation, Accident Adaptation
Accordion Man -> Accordion Mom
Achaea -> Archaea (Trust me, microbiologists will think it's hilarious) -> Archaic
Acrofatic-> Afrotastic
Acting in the Dark -> Aching In The Dark
Actually, I Am Him -> Actually, I Ate Him
Adam Westing -> Adam Wrestling
Adaptation Decay -> Azumanga Daioh (don't ask okay?)
Alliteration -> Added Alliterative Apple -> Added Alliterative Nipple
Aerith and Bob -> Ardeth And Bob (which, of course, would still qualify as the trope) -> Ardam And Bob
Aerosol Flamethrower -> Parasol Flamethrower
An Aesop -> An Usopp
Agitated Item Stomping -> Agitated Item Shopping
A.I. Is a Crapshoot -> All Is A Crapshoot
- AL Is A Crapshoot
- HAL Is A Crapshoot (which actually fits...)
- ALF Is A Crapshoot
- Al Is A Crackpot
- AI is a crap shot
Air Guitar -> Air Gear
Air Man Ga Taosenai -> Air Manga Taosenai
Ai Yori Aoshi -> Ai Aori Yoshi
- Ai Aori Boshi
- Ai Yaoi Yoshi
- Ai Yuri Aoshi (considering there's only one guy in the main cast, necessary in order to Pair the Spares)
Alas, Poor Villain -> Alias Poor Villain, Aliens, Poor Village
Aliens in Cardiff -> Aliens in Cardigans
Aliens Steal Cattle -> Aliens Steal Cable
The Alcatraz -> The Azkaban
All Cavemen Were Neanderthals -> All Cavemen Were Netherlands
Allen Ginsberg -> Alien Ginsberg -> Asian Ginseng
All Gays Are Promiscuous -> All Guys Are Promiscuous -> All Guys Are Pomegranates
All Girls Like Ponies -> All Girls Like Panties, All Girls like Penis -> All Guys Like Penis -> AI Guys Like Penis
All Monks Know Kung Fu -> All Monkeys Know Kung-Fu
All-Natural Snake Oil -> All Natural Snakes on a Plane (The window was minimized at the time)
All The Tropes -> All The Tripe
Alluring Anglerfish -> Always Doodling (I was scrolling past really quickly)
Aloof Ally -> Aloof Alley
- Alloy Ally
- Aloof Alloy (er, apathetic metal?)
Alter Kocker -> Altar Knocker -> After K(n)ocker (On this very page.), Alter Knacker (Old Geezer in German (logically, given that the initial trope name is in a language that is essentially German+ Hebrew))
- Altar Knocker -> Altaïr Knocker
Ambiguously Gay -> Amphibiously Gay (makes sense in the context of the story I'm writing - no wonder I misread it this way)
- Ambitiously Gay
- Anonymously Gay
- Economocally Gay
- Ambiguously Gray
Ancestral Weapon -> Incestual Weapon
Ancient Grome -> Ancient Gnome
Ancient Tradition + Angry Eyebrows (one right under another on the same page) -> Ancient Eyebrows or Angry Tradition
And I Must Scream -> And I Must Starscream
- And I Must Cream
And Now for Someone Completely Different -> And Now For Something Completely Different
Angel Unaware -> Angel Underwear -> Angle Underwear -> Argyle Underwear
Angry Birds-> Angry Nerds
Angry Eyebrows -> Angry Elbows, Angry Embryo
Animals Hate Him -> Animals Ate Him
Animation Bump -> Animation Burp
- Animation Hump
The Contributors' page Anonymous Mc Cartney Fan -> Anonymous McCarthy Fan
- Which this troper just read as Anonymous McCarthy Fail.
Anti-Hero -> Ant Hero
Anti-Poopsocking -> Anti Pop (and) Locking
- Anti Poop Smoking -> Anti Poop Smocking
- Anti Poop Stocking
  - Something to do with the first episode of Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt?
- Anti Poop Sticking
- Anti Poop Popping
- Anti Poop Sacking
Antiquated Linguistics -> Liquidated Antiseptics
Applied Phlebotinum -> Applied Phletibonum (or even Applied Pletibonum)
- I still keep pronouncing it "phlebotinium". Hey, "-inium" is a common suffix for elements in fiction, and Phlebotinum is a fictional element...
  - Same here, I didn't even notice the spelling until it was pointed out.
  - And I called it Plotonium (and still have problems with the spelling).
- I still keep trying to read it Applied Phlebotnium.
- My mind immediately thought it was "Applied Phlebotanium", and now I can't change it because, quite frankly, it sounds better.
- Applied Plutonium
- Apple Phlebotinum
- Applejack Phlebotinum
Arc Welding -> Arc Wedding
- Arc Wielding
Armchair Psychology -> Armhair Psychology, Armchair Physiology
Armed with Canon -> Armed With Kanon
- Armed With Conan
Amoral Attorney -> Ace Attorney
Armor Is Useless -> Amor Is Useless
Arrogant Kung Fu Guy -> Arrogant Kung Fu Gay -> Ancient Kung Fu Gay
Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking -> Arson Murder And Gay-Bashing
- Arses, Murder and Jaywalking
- Arsonmurder and Jaywalking
- Ares, Murder, and Yaywalking
Arthur Dent -> Harvey Dent
Art Shift -> Art Shirt
- Art * bleep*
Ascended Fanboy -> Ascended Farm Boy (hey, it's happened before!)
Ashcan Copy -> Aschen Copy, Ashman Copy, Ashokan Copy
- Ash Can Copy
- Trashcan Kicking (got mixed with the one below...)
- Afghan Carny
- Aslan Copy
- Ashen Copy
- Trashcan Copy
- Asian Copy
Ass in Ambassador -> Assassin Ambassador, Assassinate Albus Dumbledore
Asskicking Pose -> Ass Kicking Polka
- Ass Kicking Posse
- Ass Kicking Prose
- Ass Licking Pose (Ew!)
- Ash Kicking Poké
- Ash Licking Poké
Audience Surrogate -> Audience Stargate
Audit Threat -> Audi Threat
Author's Saving Throw -> Arthur's Saving Throw
Award Snub -> Award Stub
- Awkward Snub
- Award Snob
Away in a Manger -> Always A Manager, Away Into A Manager
Axis Powers Hetalia -> Axis Powers Genitalia (ewwww!), Axis Powers Hentai
- Axis Prowers Hetalia
- Austin Powers Hetalia
Azumanga Daioh -> American D'oh, Amazanga Diaoh
- Azumanga Day-O!

B

Babies Make Everything Better → Boobies Make Everything Better
Backed by the Pentagon → Backed By The Penguin
Back for the Dead → Black for the Dead
Back Stab → Black Saab
- Black Slab
- Back Slab
Badass Arm-Fold → Badass, I'm Told
Badass Boast → Bass Boast → Bass Boost → Bass Boat
- Bad Ass Boost
Badass Beard → Badass Bread
Badass Creed → Badass Green
Badass in a Nice Suit → Badass Butt Shot
Badass Longcoat → Badass Longcat, Badass Browncoat, Badass LOLcat, Badass Longboat, Bad Ass-Longcoat
- Although Longcat is quite a badass^{[dead link]} in his own right.
Badass Normal → Badass Norm → Badass Narm
- Badass Nergal
- Badass Namgar
Bad Bad Acting → Bad Bed Acting
Bad Boss -> Bob Ross
- Bad Bass
Bad Guy Bar → Bad Gay Bar
- Bad Gay Dar (on this very page.)
- Bad Guy Bear
- Bald Guy Bar
- Bad Guy Gar
Bag of Spilling → Bag Of Spelling, Bag O'Filling, Bag of Filling
Bait and Switch Credits → Bait And Switch Gender
Baka → Baca
Bakemonogatari → Bakamonogatari (for all your Idiot Plot needs!)
Bald Black Leader Guy → Bald Black Leather Guy. * shudder*
- Bad Back Leader Guy
Bald of Evil → Bad of Evil
- Balls of Evil (Villain Ball?)
Balkanize Me → Vulcanize Me
Ballroom Blitz → Ballroom Blintz
- Boss Rush Blitz
Bandage Babe → Bondage Babe
- Well, actually....
Barack Obama → Barack Alabama, Baraka Obama
Barefoot Cartoon Animal → Barefoot Gen Funny Animals (probably would be a form of Sugar Apocalypse where it starts out cutesy and then the bomb hits and the cute little animals die in a gory manner like the people in the movie do)
Bare-Fisted Monk → Bare Chested Mork (Go figure...), Bare Fisted Monkey
Bash Brothers → Brash Brothers
Battle Couple → Battle Corpse
Battleship Potemkin → Battleship Pokémon ("Bullet Seed on A-3!" "You sunk my Axew!")
Beam Me Up, Scotty → Beat Me Up, Scotty!
Beard of Evil → Bread Of Evil (Aha-aha-aha.) → Bard Of Evil → Bald of Evil
Beard of Sorrow → Bread Of Sorrow
Beauty Is Never Tarnished → Beauty Is Never Tragic (really?), Beauty Is Never Translated
Becoming the Boast → Becoming The Beast
Beef Bandage → Beef Bondage
Beige Prose → Beige Posse (they'd be some sort of Gang of Hats perhaps)
- Benign Prose
- Beign Prose
- Begin Prose
Belligerent Sexual Tension → Belligerent Bisexual Tension, Intelligent Sexual Tension
Ben Drowned → Dan Browned
Berserk Button → Jerk Butt
Beta Couple → Best Couple
Better Than Canon → Better Than Kanon (Uguu~...), Better Than A Cannon (Two cannons?), Better Than Canned (Evil?), Better than Conan
Between the Lions → Between The Loins
Beware the Nice Ones → Beware The Young Ones (Good advice, actually.), Beware the Norse ones. (Also good advice.)
Biblical Bad Guy → Biblical Bald Guy
Big Bad → Big Bard-→Big Beard
Big Bad Duumvirate → Big Bad Dumb Pirate
- Big Bad Doom Virus
Big Boo's Haunt → Big Boobs Hunt
- Big Boobs Hurt
Big Finish → Big Finnish, Big Fish
Big Good → Big God
Big No → Big Yes
Bill Nye the Science Guy → Bill, Ninja Science Guy
Billy Needs an Organ → Billy Needs An Orgasm
- Billy Needs An Orphan
- Bully Needs An Orphan
- Bully Kneads An Orphan
Bittersweet Ending -> Bitter Sweet Symphony
Bizarre Baby Boom → Bizarre Baby Room
Black and Gray Morality → Black and Blue Morality
Black Butler → Black Butter, Back Flutter
- Black Fluttershy
BLAM Episode → Blame Episode
- FLAM Episode
Blasphemous Boast → Blasphemous Beast
Bleach → Blech!
- Beach Episode
- Breach
- Bitch
- Brain Bleach
Blessed Are the Cheesemakers → Blessed Are The Chessmasters
- Blessed Are The Believers
- Blessed Are The Cheesemasters (Hey, I'm really tired and hungry!)
- Blessed Are The Cheerleaders
- Blessed Are The Chest Bursters
Blind Idiot Translation → Blonde Idiot Translation
Blond Guys Are Evil‎ → Bond Guys Are Evil‎
Blood+ → Blood Pus
Bluff the Impostor → Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Impostor
Body Language + Wham! Line → Body Line
Bolt of Divine Retribution → Bolt Of Bovine Retribution, Bond of Divine Retribution
Bomb-Throwing Anarchists → Bomb Throwing Antichrists → Bone Throbbing Anarchists → Bone Throwing Anarchists (oww!)
Bomb-Throwing Anarchists + Promotion to Parent → Bomb Throwing Parents
Bomb-Throwing Anarchists + Bond Creatures → Bond Throwing Anarchists
Bond Creatures → Blond Creatures → Blood Creatures
Bond One-Liner → One Line Boner
- Boned One Liner
- Bond On Line
  - Blond On Line
- Bold One Liner
- Bold Online
- Blonde One Liner
- Broad One Liner
- Bored Online
Boring but Practical → Boring But Political
Bowel-Breaking Bricks → Bowel-Breaking Buicks (Ouch.)
- Towel-Breaking Bricks (interesting...) → Towel-Breaking Buicks
Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick → Bread Eggs Milk Squid Ink → Bread Eggs Milk Squidee
- Breasts Egg Milk Squick
Break the Haughty → Break The Naughty
- Break The Naughty, ver. 2
Brian Blessed → BRAIN BLESSED
- BRAIN BLAST
Bring My Brown Pants - Burning My Brown Pants
- Bring In My Pants
- Bring Down My Pants
- Bling My Brown Pants
- Wearing My Brown Pants
- Brewing My Own Pants
- Brewing My Own Paints
Bring Out Your Gay Dead → Bring Out Your Gay Dad, Bring Out Your Gay
- Bling Out Your Gay Dead
Britain Is Only London → Britain Is The Only Option
- Britain Is On London
Britcom → Bitcoin
Broke Episode - Bloke Episode
- Brake Episode
- Black Episode
Brokeback Mountain (alright, WTF?!)
Broken Base → Broken Vase
Broken Bridge → Broke Bridge (probably because tolls aren't enough to pay for maintenance)
- Trolls? No, wait...
Broken Boobs → Broken Booze
Broomstick Quarterstaff → Boomstick Quarterstaff
Bruce Wayne Held Hostage → Bruce Willis Held Hostage
Bullshot → Bullshit
Busman's Holiday → Bushman´s holiday →Batman's Holiday, Bassman's Holiday, Bustman's Holiday, Bush's Holiday
- Batman's Holiday → Bartman's Holiday
Buffy the Vampire Slayer → Mega Man The Vampire Slayer
Bullethole Door → Butthole Door
- Butthole Doctor
Bullets Do Not Work That Way → Bullets Do Nothing
Bullet Time → Ballet Time, Bullitt Time, Bukkit Time
- Bulilit Time
Butch Lesbian → Butch Librarian

C

The Call Knows Where You Live → Montel Knows Where You Live → Montreal Knows Where You Live
- The Cat Knows Where You Live
Camera Abuse → Camel Abuse
Camera Screw → Screw Canada (sorry, Canada)
- And I read that as Who's Canada?
- Camera Crew
Can-Crushing Cranium -> Cranium-Crushing Can
Canon → Cannon (Fire!)
Canon Fodder → Cannon Folder (How do you fold a cannon?)
Can't Argue with Elves → Can't Argue With Elvis, Can't Argue Without Elves, Can't Agree With Elves
- Cats Argue With Cats → Cars Argue With Cats (just now)
- Cats Argue With CATS
Captain Obvious → Captain Oblivious
- Captain Omnivore
Capulet Counterpart → Catapult Counterpart
Cardfight!! Vanguard → Catfight Vanguard
Cartwright Curse → Cartman Curse (TV Tropes killed Kenny! Those bastards!)
- ...And I just read that as "TV Tropes killed Snarry"...
- And I just read that as "TV Tropes killed Snarky".
- Catwright Curse
- Awright Curse
- Cartwright Nurse
- Catfight Curse
Cast from Hit Points → Castform Hit Points
Catapult Nightmare → Catapult's Nightmare (how can a catapult have nightmares?)
- Caterpillar's Nightmare
Catch Phrase → Catphrase
Catchphrase Interruptus → Catchphrase Internetus
Catch Phrase to the Max → Catch Phrase To The Moon
Cerberus Daily News → Cerebus Daily News
Cerebus Syndrome → Cerberus Syndrome
Chainsaw Good → Chainsaw God → Chensaw Good
- Chen Saw Good → Chen Saw God
Chaotic Evil + City of Canals → Chaotic Anal (Scrolling down at hyper speed)
Chaotic Good → Chaotic God.
Character Filibuster → Chestbuster → Ghostbuster
- Because of the trope below, Chekov's Filibuster.
Character Shilling
- Character Shitting
Chekhov's Gunman → Chekhov's Ganon (next to Ret Canon on recent changes), Chekov's Gundam
Chess with Death → Cheese with Death
Chessmaster → Chest Master
- And I just read THAT as Chest Monster.
- Chest Blaster
  - Chest Burster
Chess Motifs → Chest Motifs
- Cress Motifs
  - Or better yet, Cress Motifs
Chill of Undeath → Child of Undeath
Chuck Norris → Chuck Morris
Chupacabra → Chubachups (You really don't want to suck on the those.)
City of Canals → City Of Cannibals (And I made that page!)
- City Of Cannabis
- City Of Anal
- City Of Canada
Clannad → SCANTILY CLAD
The Clan → The Cilan
Classy Cat Burglar - Glassy Cat Burglar, Gassy Cat Burglar
- Classy Cat Burger
  - Cheezburger?
Cliff Hanger → Cliffjumper
Cloning Blues → Cloning Blue
Clothing Damage → Cloning Damage
Clues to The Conspiracy → Clumsy for the Spiracy
Code Geass → Code Geese (I dare you to make the obvious example.)
- Tall Geese. ^_^
- TOOOOO EASY! ^[1]
- I'd make the obvious joke, but we don't have a page for The Harlem Globetrotters...
Colony Drop → Colon Drop
- Colony Doppler
- Colony Wars
Combat Clairvoyance → Combat Cleavage
Combat Pragmatist → Combat Protagonist
Combat Tentacles → Combat Testicles (as in Pom Poko?)
Comically Missing the Point → Comically Hissing The Point
- Comically Missing The Pants
Comically Small Bribe → Comically Small Bride → Cosmically Small Bride
- Comically Small Bible
Com Mons → Con Moms
- Con Doms
Commedia Dell Arte Troupe → Commedia Dell Arte Trope, Comedic Hell Artie Toupe, Ctrl+Alt+Del Trope
The Complainer Is Always Wrong → The Cosplayer Is Always Wrong, The Complainer Is always Wrung, The Computer Is Always Wrong
Conservation of Ninjutsu → Conversation of Ninjutsu
- Conversion of Ninjutsu
Construct Additional Pylons → Construct Additional Cylons
- Construct Additional Pythons
- Construct Additional Pyrrhons
Consulting Mister Puppet → Consenting Mister Puppet → Continuing Miser Puppet
Continuing Is Painful → Continuity Is Painful
Continuous Decompression → Contagious Depression
Convection, Schmonvection → Convention Schmonvention
Convection, Schmonvection + Conveniently-Common Kink → Convenient Schink → Convenient Shank → Convenient Shark
Conveniently-Common Kink → Conveniently Common Kirk
Convenient Questing → Convenient Questioning, Convent Questing
- Convenient Quisling
Conversational Troping → Conventional Troping, Conversational Dropping, Conversational Groping, Controversial Troping
Corner Gas → Code Geass, Coroner Gas
Courtly Love → Courtney Love, Country Love → Country Matters
Courtroom Antic → Courtroom Adric
- Courtroom Antique
Covers Always Lie → Covens Always Lie
- Coverts Always Lie
Cowboy Cop → Cowboy Bebop
- Cowboy Bob
Critical Research Failure → Critical Rorschach Failure
Crotch Grab Sex Check → Crotch Grab Sex Change
Crowning Moment of Awesome → Drowning Moment of Awesome
- Crying Moment of Awesome
- Crowing Moment of Awesome
- Crowning Movement of Awesome
- Crowning Moment Of Wossname
- Awesome Moment of Crowning
Crowning Moment Of Awesome Other → Crowning Moment Of Awesome Offer (Offer Void in Nebraska)
- Crowning Moment Of Some Other
- Crowning Moment of Something or Other
- Crowning Moment of Awesome Otters
- Crowning Moment of Some Otter
Crowning Music of Awesome → Crowning Moment of Awesome, Crowing Music of Awesome
Cut and Paste Suburb → Cut And Paste Sburb (it was in the "Related To..." page on Homestuck)
Cute Little Fangs → Cute Little Fags
Cutting Off the Branches + Three-Way Sex → Cutting Off Sex
Cyanide & Happiness → Calvin and Hobbes
Cyber Team in Akihabara → Cyber Team In Alabama
- That would be an awesome Alternate Continuity.
- Cyber Team In Avada Kedavra
- Cyber Team In A Kink Meme Bara Genre → Cyber Team In A Klink Bara

D

Dance Battler -> Dance Better
- Dance Butler
- Dance Butter
Dance Sensation -> Dumb Sensation, Desensitization
- Dance Dance Revolution
Dance in the Vampire Bund -> Dance in the Vampire Band
Dandere -> Dan Dare
Dangerously Genre Savvy + Evil Brit -> Evil Is Sexy (I was reading up really quickly... on the Portal Characters page for Wheatley.)
Dangerous Windows -> Dangerous Widows
Danmaku -> Damn Aku -> Damn Aku Aku
- Damn Akuma, Damn Akuma, Damn Akuma (That's a lot of Akumas, isn't it?!)
Daran Norris -> Chuck Norris
Dark Action Girl -> Dark Auction Girl
Dark Age of Supernames -> Dark Age of Supernannies, Dork Age of Super Names, Dark Age of Supermanes, Dark Age of Supermans
Dark Magical Girl -> Dark Magician Girl
The Dark Side -> The Dork Side
- The Dark Mind -> The Dark Mandy
Darkskinned Blonde -> Dark Skinned Bond
A Day in Her Apron -> A Gay In Her Apron
Deadly Lunge -> Deadly Lounge
- Deadly Lurch
- Deadly Lunch
Deadpan Snarker -> Deadpan Spanker, Deadman Snarker
- Deadpan Snaker
  - Deadpan Shanker
- Dustpan Snarker
- Deadpool Snarker
- Deadpan Stalker
  - Dead Man Stalker
The Dead Rise to Advertise -> The Dead Rise To Adventure
Dead Star Walking -> Death Star Walking, Dead Star Walken
Death By Pragmatism -> Death By Plagiarism
- Death By Penguinism
- Death By Furmanism (but better to fight the Furmanisms and die than live with the knowledge that you ran) -> Death By Furries
- Death By Paganism
Death of a Thousand Cuts -> Death Of A Thousand Cults
- Death Of A Thousand Cats -> Dream of a Thousand Cats
- Darth of a Thousand Cuts
- Dearth of a Thousand Cuts
Decompressed Comic -> Depressed Comic
- Decomposed Comic
Decoy Leader -> Decoy Leather
Defied Trope -> Deified Trope -> Defiled Trope -> Garfield Trope (???)
- Defined Trope
- Denied Trope
Deggans' Rule -> Deegan's Rule
Deicide -> Decide
Delegation Relay -> Relegation Delay
Demon's Souls -> Demon Soda
Deployable Cover -> Deplorable Cover
Depraved Bisexual -> Depressed Bisexual
Depraved Homosexual -> Deprived Homosexual
- Depraved Homersexual
Depraved Kids' Show Host -> Deprived Kids Show Host
Descriptively Named Species -> Deceptively Named Species (The Incredibly Deadly Viper?)
Destructo-Nookie -> Destructo Noogie, Destructo Cookie, Destructo Wookiee
- Destructo Mookie
Determined Defeatist -> Determined Dentist
The Devil Wears Prada -> The Devil Drives a Lada, The Devil Wears Panda Ing To The Base
- The Devil Weans Panda
- The Devil Reads Pravda
D.Gray-man -> D.Gay-Man (How was this not misread up until now?)
Diamonds in the Buff -> Diamonds in The Butt
- Diamonds In The Bluff
- Diamonds in The Burp
Dick Dastardly Stops to Cheat -> Dick Dastardly Stoops To Cheat (same difference) -> Dick Dastardly Poops To Cheat
- Dick Dastardly Stops The Cheat
- Dick Dastardly Stops To Shit.
Did Not Do the Research -> Do Not Do the Research
Die, Chair, Die! - > Die Char Die
- The Chair, The
  - Der Stuhl, Der
Die for Our Ship -> Diet For Our Ship
- Die For Our Soup
- Die For Our Shit
Difficulty by Region -> Difficulty By Religion -> Difficulty By Pigeon -> Difficulty By Pidgit
Dirty Harriet -> Dirty Hamlet, Harriet Jones
Discontinuity -> Disc Continuity
- Diss Continuity (well what do you know, it means the same thing.)
Disguise Tropes -> Disgaea Tropes -> Disgrace Tropes
- Disguised Tropes
Disney Animated Canon -> Disney Animated Cannon
- Disney Animated Cartoon
Disposable Fiancé -> Disposable France
- Disposable Flandre (Noooo! :( )
- Disposable Fence
Dissimile -> Dismissile
- 'Dis Smile
- Dis Missile
Does Not Like Spam -> Does Not Like Sperm
Doing In the Wizard -> Doin' The Wizard (Never seen THAT dance before), Doing The Wizard
- Doing It In The Wizard(?!)
- Doing It To The Wizard
Domino Mask -> Dominatrix -> Bella trix
Don't Make Me Take My Belt Off -> Don't Make Me Take My Bra Off
Doomed by Canon -> Doomed by Conan, Doomed by Ganon
- Doomed by Cannon (That sounds painful.)
Doomed Moral Victor -> Doomed Mortal Victor
(inverted) Doorstep Baby (YKTTW name) -> Door Step Baby -> Doorstop Burby
Draco in Leather Pants + Ron the Death Eater -> Draco The Death Eater.
Dream Within a Dream -> Inception (Just had to. Sorry.)
Driven to Suicide -> Does This Look Like a Suicide (duh, probably)
Drunken Montage -> Dunkirk Montage
Dual-Wielding -> Dual Welding, Dual Wedding
Dub Name Change -> Dumb Name Change
Dude, She's Like, in a Coma -> Dude, She's Like, In A Comma!
Dummied Out -> Dummies Out
Dystopian Edict -> Dystopian Erect

E

Eagle Land → England, Eaglelad, Eagerland (which is sometimes accurate), Eggerland, Eggmanland
Easy Evangelism → Easy Evangelion (isn't that a contradiction in terms?), Easy Angelism, Easy Vegetarian
Easy Sex Change → Easy Key Change, Easy's Exchange
Earth's Children → Eats Children
- Earth Is Children
- Ernie's Children
Earn Your Fun → Eat Your Fun
Eat the Evidence → Eat The Audience
Edible Ammunition → Eldritch Abomination
Edutainment Show → Edutainment Stew
Eek! A Mouse! → Eek, A Moose!
- Eek, A Goose!
Ejection Seat → Ejaculation Seat (ewwww!), Erection Seat, Ejection Seed
- That's in the wrong order. Usually you need the Erection Seat first, then the Ejaculation Seat, then you have to clean up the Ejection Seed.
Elemental Rock-Paper-Scissors → Elemental Rock Raper Scissors → Elemental Rock Paper Scizors
Elements Do Not Work That Way → Elephants Do Not Work That Way
- Elementals Do Not Work That Way
Elites Are More Glamorous → Elders Are More Glamorous
- Elites Are Dwarves
- Elites Are More Dangerous
- Elves Are Glamorous (perhaps...)
Elves vs. Dwarves → Elvis Presley Vs Dwarves, Elves Love Dwarves
- Elvis Loves Dwarves
- Elephants Vs Dwarves - scrolling down this page after reading Boatmurdered.
Empathic Weapon → Emphatic Weapon
Enemy Mine → Enemy Mime, Enema Mine, Enemy's Mind
Engineered Heroics‎ → Engineered Histrionics‎
Epic Hail → Epic Heil.
- Epic Heil → Epic Hell
Epic Fail → Epic Hail, Epic Wail.
Erika's New Perfume → Erika's new perfume, Eirika's new perfume, Erika's new perfume, Erika's New Perfume
Ermine Cape Effect → Eminem Cape Effect
Erotic Eating → Erotic Farting
Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas → Even Bald Men Love Their Mamas
Eversion → Aversion
Every Car Is a Pinto → Every Cat Is A Pinto
- Every Car Is A Quinto
- Every Car Is A Piano
Everybody Remembers the Stripper → Everybody Remembers This Troper
- Everyone Remembers This Tripper
Everything's Even Worse with Sharks → Everything's Even Worse with Shanks → Everything's Evan with a Shank
- Everything Is Worse With Shanks → Everything Is Worse With Skanks
- Everything Is Worse With Shanks
- Everthings's Worse With Skunks
Everything's Better with Chickens + Sickeningly Sweethearts → Everything's Better With Chicken Hearts
Everything Trying to Kill You → Everything Trying To Rickroll You
Evil Chancellor → Evil Chandelier
Evil Is One Big Happy Family + Big Screwed-Up Family -> Evil Is One Big Screwed-Up Family
Evil Is Petty → Evil Is Pretty → Elvis Is Pretty → Elvis Is Presley
- Evil Is Putty
Evil Uncle - Eagle Uncle (okay, this was actually I Said That As, but still)
- Evil Uncle + trope above = Uncle is Pretty
Examples of Myers Briggs Personalities in Stories - Examples Of Myers Briggs Personalities In Stores, Examples Of Myers Briggs Personalities IN SPACE
Exiled From Continuity → Exiled From Community
Exotic Equipment → Erotic Equipment
- Erotic Equius
Explosive Decompression → Explosive Depression
Expressive Hair → Explosive Hair (Ka-BOOM!)
- Explosive Heir
Eyepatch of Power → Eyecatch Of Power
- Eyepatch Of The Tiger
Eye Scream → Eyes Cream
Eyes of Gold → Eyes of God
- And I read THAT as Eyes Of Cod.
  - Eyes Of COD

F

Face Death with Dignity → Fake Death With Dignity
- Face Death with Diggory
Face Full of Alien Wing-Wong → Face Full Of Alien Wigwams
Face Full of Alien Wing-Wong + Single-Issue Wonk -> Face Single of Alien Issue Wing-Wonk
Face Heel Turn → Farce Heel Turn, Face Kneel Turn
Face of the Band → The Face Of Boe
- Face of the Bland
- Face Of The Bond
Facing the Bullets One-Liner → Ferris Bueller's One-Liner
Fail O'Suckyname → Fail O'Suckmyname
Fainting Seer → Farting Seer
- Fainting Deer → Farting Deer

"Daddy...?"

Fake Band → Fat Bastard
- Fake Bond
  - Fake Blonde
- Fake Beard
Fake Memories → Fake Mammaries, Fate Memories
Falling Chandelier of Doom → Falling Chandler Of Doom → Falling Calendar of Doom, Falling Channel Of Dome, Falling Chandelier Of Rome
Family Feud → Family Freud
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them
Fantastic Racism → Fanatic Racism
- Fantatic Racism.
- Fantastic Realism.
Fanwork Ban → Fan Wank Ban
Fashionable Asymmetry → Fashionable Cemetery, Fashionable Mammary
Fashion Victim Villain → Fashion Villain Victim → Fashion Victim Allan
Fast Roping → Fast Troping, Fast Rapping
- Fast Raping
Fate Worse Than Death → Fat Worse Than Death
Fauxdian Slip → Faustian Slip
Fear My Squad → Fear My Squid → Feed My Squid → Feed My Squad
Feminine Women Can Cook → Feminist Women Can Cook, Feline Women Can Cook
Festival Episode → Facial Episode
Fetch Quest → Feltch Quest (Eww... Don't look it up if you value your sanity.), Fetch Guest, Fetish Quest
Fetish Fuel → Fetish Sue, Fattish Fuel, Fish Fuel
- Fetish Fool
- Fetish Food (We've entered an endless recursion of time.)
- Fetish, Do od!
Fetus Terrible → Fetish Terrible
Feuding Families → Freudian Families, Funding Familes
Fiction 500 → Friction 500
Final First Hug → Financial First Hug
Finding a Bra In Your Car → Finding A Brain In Your Car
- Finding Abra In Your Car
Finns With Fearsome Forests → Films With Fearsome Forests
- Finns With Fearsome Forests → Finns With Fearsome Fists
First Church of Mecha → First Church Of Meta
A Fish Called Wanda → A Fairy Called Wanda
Fishing Minigame → Finishing Minigame → Finishing Mindgame, Fisting Minigame, Flashing Minigame
Fix Fic → Fin Fic, Pix Pic
- Fixin' Fic
Flanderization → Flounderization (insert your own "fishy" joke here!), Flanderized nation, Flandreization
Flash Gordon → Flesh Gordon
Flying Broomstick → Flying Boomstick
Foe-Tossing Charge → Foe Tossing Cleavage (family of Vagina Dentata?)
Foot Focus → Ford Focus, Foot Fetish
Foot Popping → Foot Pooping → Foot Pimping
- Foot Pimple Popping
Foreign Money Is Proof of Guilt → Foreign Money Is Proof Of Gilt
Freddi Fish → Freddie Fis (Seriously, this is lame!)
Freestate Amsterdam → Freema Agyeman
Freudian Couch → Freudian Crotch
Fridge Brilliance → Fringe Brilliance
Fridge Logic → Fringe Logic (not the show, as in "you have to really be reaching to think of this.")
Friend to All Children → Friend To All Chicken
- Fried To Call Chicken
Fun with Acronyms → Fun with Anachronisms
Funbag Airbag → Furbag Airbag, Funbag Hairbag, Handbag Airbag
Fur Against Fang → Fur Against Fag
Futari wa Pretty Cure → Futanari Wa Pretty Cure.

↑ If you don't get it, the Tempting Fate was to refer to Code Geass as Code Geass (gotta love that Male Gaze). The next troper subverted this by using the Tallgeese from Gundam Wing. Finally, the last troper used a Capcom vs. SNK Millennium Fight 2000 quote of SNK Boss par excellence, Geese Ho ward.

[1] If you don't get it, the Tempting Fate was to refer to Code Geass as Code Geass (gotta love that Male Gaze). The next troper subverted this by using the Tallgeese from Gundam Wing. Finally, the last troper used a Capcom vs. SNK Millennium Fight 2000 quote of SNK Boss par excellence, Geese Ho ward.

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