Oh, Mr. Grant!, despite being found among the Sex Tropes, is not about the police interrupting a suspect who's soliciting a prostitute and then realizing that he's a famous celebrity.
Older Than Dirt is not about old geezers who are over the hill.
One, Two, Three, Four, Go does not refer to the Comedy Tropes in which characters have trouble giving and following some simple instructions along the lines of "pull this rope when I count to three." That one is called On Three.
The One Mario Limit does not involve the reduced use of the two-players-alternating option in modern video games. Nor is it about playing Super Mario Bros. on one life.
Open the Iris is not an order to lower the Stargate SG-1's defenses to allow travelers into Stargate Command, nor about doing naughty things to agirlnamedIris. (Which is a shame, 'cause she's cute.) Nor is it about time-lapse photography of flowers blooming.
It's also not about performing surgery on a particular nun in Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations.
Its also not a strange command to get people to open their eyes.
An Orbital Kiss is not a kiss that occurs in a planet's orbit, or one that is planted on the eyebrow ridge. Not necessarily, at least (in Farscape it may well be both).
Orcus on His Throne is not a trope about royals sitting on a throne for the majority of their time.
An Orifice Invasion is not an army of mouths, nostrils, or even possibly belly buttons, attacking another country.
Pass Fail does not refer to taking college classes that have only two possible grades. Nor does it refer to failing at an attempt to flirt with someone.
Peek-a-Bangs doesn't have anything to do with surprise sex while playing Marco Polo or Hide and Seek.
Phlebotinum Muncher is not an educational computer game that teaches you how the Applied Phlebotinum works by having you run around a board eating things.
Phlegmings is not about anthropomorphic bits of phlegm.
Pilot Movie is not the latest pop-culture lampooning movie by the Seltzer and Friedberg directing team. Nor does it generally involve pilots.
Pimped-Out Dress is not about pimps who like to crossdress. Nor is it about ball gowns with hydraulics and rims (but this would be AWESOME). It's not even about clothing worn by prostitutes.
Pinball Protagonist is not what happens when you make arcade games the main character. It also doesn't involve the tendency to turn popular characters such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Kirby, Mario and Samus into balls and smack them with flippers.
Pirate Booty is not about sexy pirates. Or pirate shoes.
Pitch Testing Zone is not where people make up comedic advertisements for ridiculous fictional products. Although that would be awesome.
Pixar Shorts is not about short-sleeved legwear with Pixar characters on them.
Planet Eris is not a trope about the actual dwarf planet Eris. Though, before the disclaimer was added, the troper Egak came up with an insanely convoluted explanation for the apparent namesaking involving the dwarf planet's former name and a specific episode of The Simpsons.
A Planimal is not about creatures who spend their time scheming things.
Plato Is a Moron is not about fictional events that contradict the Platonic Cave allegory or any of the philosopher's other teachings.
Playing Tennis With the Boss is not a reference to the Tennis Scene from Taking Care of Business. It is also not about playing tennis, or indeed any other game, with Bruce Springsteen.
It doesn't (usually) involve a literal game of tennis with the Big Bad.
Porting Disaster is not what happens when a Ship docks, and one of the two characters cannot perform. It's also not about an unfortunate collision or destruction of a sea vessel, or what happens after a miscalculation during teleportation.
A Portmantrope need have nothing to do with Natalie Portman.
The Pose of Silence is not an index finger raised to the lips in a shushing gesture.
A Possession Sue is not a Mary Sue with powers to take over other people's minds and/or bodies (though that'd be far from unlikely a power for a Mary Sue to have).
Nor is it what you do when you take the person who took over your body to court. After all, possession is nine points of the law.
Power Incontinence has nothing to do with getting a severe case of dysentery.
The Power of Rock is (probably) not about the force strong against The Power Of Scissors and weak against The Power Of Paper. It's also not related to the The Power of Friendship. The Power of Love could be, but only when talking about the Huey Lewis song (possibly including covers and homonym songs).
A Precision F-Strike is not when a Teachers Union decides to selectively (and otherwise unfairly) fail students as a form of collective bargaining with the school board.
Punch Clock Villain is not about villains who are so evil that they punch out clock faces.
Nor is it about evil bureaucrats who keep checking if you made it to your job on time and didn't leave early.
Nor is it what Batman does to the Clock King.
Pungeon Master isn't about the stereotype of RPG players having difficulty with hygiene.
Punk Punk is not about criminals with mohawks and nose piercings, nor about people with mohawks and nose piercings going through a further punk phase (Nosehair mohawks and hair piercings?).
Purple Prose is not what happens when an author decides to get creative regarding font colors.
Put Me in Coach is not what happens when someone doesn't want to fly first class.
Nor is it about posing as a different ethnicity because it turns someone on.
Race Tropes is not an index of such things as "the villain sabotages the hero's vehicle", "the hero builds enough speed to catch up but the race is neck and neck after he does", and "the hero wins by a nose, complete with freezeframe".
Rainbow Pimp Gear is not about the tendency of peddlers of prostitution to wear eye-scarringly loud outfits.
Nor is it about a possible alternative job for the Sixth Doctor.
Rainbow Speak is not a language used exclusively by iridescent arcs. Nor is it what Rainbow Brite speaks.
Randomly Drops is not about particularly clumsy characters trying to carry things, nor about eye drops that need to be administered at random intervals.
Rank Inflation is not giving grandiose, but meaningless, titles to military ranks.
Nor is it about using foul smelling gas to fill balloons.
Right Hand Versus Left Hand has nothing to do with masturbation. The trope also has nothing to do with the legal jargon about the right hand not needing to know what the left is doing to consist a conspiracy charge. No arm-wrestling tournaments, either.
Nor does it have anything to do with an epic battle between people of left or right-handedness.
Or about baseball or cricket, where there are a lot of professional lefties.
Rings of Death aren't the places where death matches occur. Neither does it have to do with a defective Xbox 360. It's also not when there is more than one Ominous Ring of Land, or a deadly videotape. And we know you feel clever for thinking back to that moment in the mid-nineties where you finally reached Knuckles's final boss in Sonic & Knuckles and he started firing deadly rings at you, and you're getting warmer, but no, that's still not quite it. What, murderous crop circles? Oh, for crying out loud. And if you're thinking of a circular Artifact of Doom, you're still off the mark.
Ring Ring CRUNCH is not when somebody is on the phone with a Too Dumb to Live friend who gets eaten/destroyed/whatever in the middle of the conversation, nor is it a brand of cereal made of telecommunication parts. Although once, long ago...
A Rollercoaster Mine is not a mine on a rollercoaster track, nor is it a mine that when stepped on lobs the person in question into the air. Nor does it involve a young child who insists that only he can ride it.
Rule 34 is not an article about those specific rules of The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates within Schlock Mercenary, therefore, nor is it related to BFGs, air support or the use of force.
