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* '''Pauly Shore''', who is basically Rob Schneider with a stoner tilt. When one considers the fact he [[Pauly Shore Is Dead|made a movie about him faking his own death to revitalize his career]] and shortly thereafter fell right back out of the public eye anyway... it speaks volumes about how genuinely unfunny, unmemorable, and just generally bad he is, doesn't it?
* '''Pauly Shore''', who is basically Rob Schneider with a stoner tilt. When one considers the fact he [[Pauly Shore Is Dead|made a movie about him faking his own death to revitalize his career]] and shortly thereafter fell right back out of the public eye anyway... it speaks volumes about how genuinely unfunny, unmemorable, and just generally bad he is, doesn't it?
* '''[[Shia LaBeouf]]'''. Nobody ever walks out of a film regretting that this guy wasn't in it.
* '''[[Shia LaBeouf]]'''. Nobody ever walks out of a film regretting that this guy wasn't in it.
** With the exception of the ''[[Saw]]'' movies.
** With the exception of the ''[[Saw]]'' movies and possibly ''[[Holes]]'' and the second ''[[Wall Street]]'' movie.
** [[Transformers (film)|"No, no, no, nonononono, NO! NO!!!"]]
** [[Transformers (film)|"No, no, no, nonononono, NO! NO!!!"]]
** He was quite good in ''[[Holes]]''.
** This troper kind of enjoyed the second Wall Street movie.
* '''Kevin James'''. ''[[I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry]]'' and ''[[Paul Blart: Mall Cop]]'' plain sucked. ''[[Grown Ups]]'' has the double suck factor of [[Up to Eleven|starring Rob Schneider also]].
* '''Kevin James'''. ''[[I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry]]'' and ''[[Paul Blart: Mall Cop]]'' plain sucked. ''[[Grown Ups]]'' has the double suck factor of [[Up to Eleven|starring Rob Schneider also]].
* Director examples: '''[[M. Night Shyamalan]]''', '''Uwe Boll''', '''[[Seltzer and Friedberg|Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg]]'''.
* Director examples: '''[[M. Night Shyamalan]]''', '''Uwe Boll''', '''[[Seltzer and Friedberg|Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg]]'''.


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== Cage Factors ([[Your Mileage May Vary]]) ==
== Cage Factors ([[Your Mileage May Vary]]) ==



Revision as of 04:42, 21 January 2017

"Sean Connery elevates everything he's in... Except like, you know, that one movie we don't talk about. And Zardoz, I guess."
The Spoony One, The Spoony Experiment (said movie is Highlander II the Quickening)[1]

A subtrope of the "Rule of Cool".

Sean Connery:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Sean Connery
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Sean Connery = 100
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Sean Connery is in the movie then C = BA = 100A, otherwise A=C.

Keanu Reeves:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Keanu Reeves
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Keanu Reeves = -5
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Keanu Reeves is in the movie then C = BA = -5A, otherwise A=C.

Nicolas Cage aka The Great Variable:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Nicolas Cage
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Nicolas Cage = + /-5
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Nicolas Cage is in the movie then C = BA = + /-5A, otherwise A=C

Tropes used in Rule of Sean Connery (Sugar Wiki) include:

Connery Factors (YMMV, but only 1% of the time)

Captain Ramius: We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.
Captain Ramius: You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?


Reeves Factors (Your Mileage May Vary on the following)


Cage Factors (Your Mileage May Vary)


... and let's not forget he who works in any work he's in, namely Chuck Norris.

  1. He SAID we don't talk about it!
  2. who Adam West loathed