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* '''[[Claudia Black]]''': Even if it is [[Dragon Age|just]] [[Uncharted|her]] [[Mass Effect 2|voice]].
* '''[[Claudia Black]]''': Even if it is [[Dragon Age|just]] [[Uncharted|her]] [[Mass Effect 2|voice]].
* '''[[Jennifer Hale]]''': Full stop. Has been called the [[Meryl Streep]] of video games if that's any indication.
* '''[[Jennifer Hale]]''': Full stop. Has been called the [[Meryl Streep]] of video games if that's any indication.
* '''[[Jean Claude Van Damme]]''', who gives some entertainment to even the worst movies. However, many consider his performance as [[Street Fighter (film)|Guile]] to be a massive exception to this rule, indeed—many think that it's one of the (many, many, many) things wrong with the film.
* '''[[Jean-Claude Van Damme]]''', who gives some entertainment to even the worst movies. However, many consider his performance as [[Street Fighter (film)|Guile]] to be a massive exception to this rule, indeed—many think that it's one of the (many, many, many) things wrong with the film.
* '''[[Peter Lorre]]''' was the master of wit, style, and vaguely sinister Eastern European accents. Inspired a song by [[Tom Smith]].
* '''[[Peter Lorre]]''' was the master of wit, style, and vaguely sinister Eastern European accents. Inspired a song by [[Tom Smith]].
* '''[[Vladimir Vysotsky]]''' was this for the Soviet Sinema.
* '''[[Vladimir Vysotsky]]''' was this for the Soviet Sinema.
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* '''Bill Nighy'''. The best part of many a bad film.
* '''Bill Nighy'''. The best part of many a bad film.
* '''[[Ellen Page]]'''. Not a lot of people liked ''[[X-Men: The Last Stand]]'', but they did like Kitty Pryde taking down the Juggernaut.
* '''[[Ellen Page]]'''. Not a lot of people liked ''[[X-Men: The Last Stand]]'', but they did like Kitty Pryde taking down the Juggernaut.
* '''[[Pierce Brosnan]]''', widely considered the definitive [[James Bond]] after the trope namer. Even if the Bond movies he did after ''[[Goldeneye]]'' weren't that well written, Brosnan in the very least made them watchable, if not more so. And then there's [[Remington Steele|his]] [[The Thomas Crown Affair|other]] [[The Tailor Of Panama|work]].
* '''[[Pierce Brosnan]]''', widely considered the definitive [[James Bond]] after the trope namer. Even if the Bond movies he did after ''[[GoldenEye (film)|GoldenEye]]'' weren't that well written, Brosnan in the very least made them watchable, if not more so. And then there's [[Remington Steele|his]] [[The Thomas Crown Affair|other]] [[The Tailor Of Panama|work]].
* Voice actor '''[[Bastion|Logan Cunningham]]'''.
* Voice actor '''[[Bastion|Logan Cunningham]]'''.
* '''[[Martin Sheen]]'''
* '''[[Martin Sheen]]'''
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* '''[[Jackie Earle Haley]]''' in everything he's made since his 2006 comeback.
* '''[[Jackie Earle Haley]]''' in everything he's made since his 2006 comeback.
* '''[[Jeffrey Combs]]'''
* '''[[Jeffrey Combs]]'''
* '''[[Jeremy Irons]]''': Even in the godawful ''[[Dungeons and Dragons (film)|Dungeons and Dragons]]'', he was the one redeeming factor.
* '''[[Jeremy Irons]]''': Even in the godawful ''[[Dungeons & Dragons (film)||Dungeons and Dragons]]'', he was the one redeeming factor.
* '''[[Peter Weller]]''': The man was [[The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension|cool]] before it was [[RoboCop|cool]]. He worked with some rough material; some more [[Fringe|easier to get away with]], some [[Star Trek: Enterprise|harder]]. [[Your Mileage May Vary]], of course.
* '''[[Peter Weller]]''': The man was [[The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension|cool]] before it was [[RoboCop|cool]]. He worked with some rough material; some more [[Fringe|easier to get away with]], some [[Star Trek: Enterprise|harder]]. [[Your Mileage May Vary]], of course.
* '''[[Orson Welles]]''': [[The Third Man|Enough]] [[A Man for All Seasons|said]].
* '''[[Orson Welles]]''': [[The Third Man|Enough]] [[A Man for All Seasons|said]].
* '''[[James Earl Jones]]''': The voice.
* '''[[James Earl Jones]]''': The voice.

Revision as of 20:13, 10 April 2017

"Sean Connery elevates everything he's in... Except like, you know, that one movie we don't talk about. And Zardoz, I guess."
The Spoony One, The Spoony Experiment (said movie is Highlander II the Quickening)[1]

A subtrope of the "Rule of Cool".

Sean Connery:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Sean Connery
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Sean Connery = 100
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Sean Connery is in the movie then C = BA = 100A, otherwise A=C.

Keanu Reeves:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Keanu Reeves
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Keanu Reeves = -5
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Keanu Reeves is in the movie then C = BA = -5A, otherwise A=C.

Nicolas Cage aka The Great Variable:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Nicolas Cage
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Nicolas Cage = + /-5
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Nicolas Cage is in the movie then C = BA = + /-5A, otherwise A=C

Tropes used in Rule of Sean Connery (Sugar Wiki) include:

Connery Factors (YMMV, but only 1% of the time)

Captain Ramius: We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.
Captain Ramius: You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?


Reeves Factors (Your Mileage May Vary on the following)


Cage Factors (Your Mileage May Vary)


... and let's not forget he who works in any work he's in, namely Chuck Norris.

  1. He SAID we don't talk about it!
  2. who Adam West loathed