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{{quote|''"[[Sean Connery]] elevates everything he's in... Except like, you know, that one movie [[Fanon Discontinuity|we don't talk about.]] And [[Zardoz]], I guess."''|'''The Spoony One''', '''''[[The Spoony Experiment]]''''' (said movie is ''[[Highlander II the Quickening]]'')<ref>He SAID we don't talk about it!</ref>}}
{{quote|''"[[Sean Connery]] elevates everything he's in... Except like, you know, that one movie [[Fanon Discontinuity|we don't talk about.]] And [[Zardoz]], I guess."''|'''The Spoony One''', '''''[[The Spoony Experiment]]''''' (said movie is ''[[Highlander II the Quickening]]'')<ref>He SAID we don't talk about it!</ref>}}


A subtrope of the "[[Rule of Cool]]".
A subtrope of the "[[Rule of Cool]]".


{{smallcaps|[[Sean Connery]]:}}<br />A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Sean Connery<br />B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Sean Connery = 100<br />C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor<br />If Sean Connery is in the movie then C = BA = 100A, otherwise A=C.
{{small-caps|[[Sean Connery]]:}}<br />A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Sean Connery<br />B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Sean Connery = 100<br />C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor<br />If Sean Connery is in the movie then C = BA = 100A, otherwise A=C.


{{smallcaps|[[Keanu Reeves]]:}}<br />A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Keanu Reeves<br />B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Keanu Reeves = -5<br />C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor<br />If Keanu Reeves is in the movie then C = BA = -5A, otherwise A=C.
{{small-caps|[[Keanu Reeves]]:}}<br />A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Keanu Reeves<br />B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Keanu Reeves = -5<br />C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor<br />If Keanu Reeves is in the movie then C = BA = -5A, otherwise A=C.


{{smallcaps|[[Nicolas Cage]] aka The Great Variable:}}<br />A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Nicolas Cage<br />B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Nicolas Cage = + /-5<br />C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor<br />If Nicolas Cage is in the movie then C = BA = + /-5A, otherwise A=C
{{small-caps|[[Nicolas Cage]] aka The Great Variable:}}<br />A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Nicolas Cage<br />B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Nicolas Cage = + /-5<br />C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor<br />If Nicolas Cage is in the movie then C = BA = + /-5A, otherwise A=C


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== Connery Factors (YMMV, but only 1% of the time) ==
== Connery Factors (YMMV, but only 1% of the time) ==


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** ''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]'', '''[[Sean Connery]]''' as Indiana Jones' ''dad''? AWESOME! Ditching the series when it started to be about Crystal Skulls? Also a good move.
** ''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]'', '''[[Sean Connery]]''' as Indiana Jones' ''dad''? AWESOME! Ditching the series when it started to be about Crystal Skulls? Also a good move.
** ''[[The Hunt for Red October]]''.
** ''[[The Hunt for Red October]]''.
{{quote| '''Captain Ramius:''' We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.<br />
{{quote|'''Captain Ramius:''' We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.
'''Captain Ramius:''' You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone? }}
'''Captain Ramius:''' You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone? }}
** [[James Bond (film)|James Bond]]
** [[James Bond (film)|James Bond]]
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** He got the part in ''The Petrified Forest'' because he'd played the role on Broadway, and was so good that leading man Leslie Howard wouldn't make the movie unless they cast Bogie. He of course nailed it so well that he immediately became the go-to guy to play tough villains in Hollywood until ''[[The Maltese Falcon]]'' bailed him out of his [[Typecasting]].
** He got the part in ''The Petrified Forest'' because he'd played the role on Broadway, and was so good that leading man Leslie Howard wouldn't make the movie unless they cast Bogie. He of course nailed it so well that he immediately became the go-to guy to play tough villains in Hollywood until ''[[The Maltese Falcon]]'' bailed him out of his [[Typecasting]].
** Bogart wasn't named the Greatest Movie star of all time by the AFI for nothing. Even when he played supporting roles he elevated mostly forgettable films into must see viewing.
** Bogart wasn't named the Greatest Movie star of all time by the AFI for nothing. Even when he played supporting roles he elevated mostly forgettable films into must see viewing.
* '''[[Sean Bean]]''', ladies and gentlemen. He can make even a [[Michael Bay]] movie good by his mere presence. To truly get an idea of his greatness, see [http://web.archive.org/web/20081219185129/http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sean_Bean this article].
* '''[[Sean Bean]]''', ladies and gentlemen. He can make even a [[Michael Bay]] movie good by his mere presence. To truly get an idea of his greatness, see [https://uncyclopedia.ca/wiki/Sean_Bean this article].
** Hey, Bay did one truly good movie, ''[[The Rock]]'' - though as mentioned above, it stars the trope namer, and is a good example of Nic Cage contributing positively.
** Hey, Bay did one truly good movie, ''[[The Rock]]'' - though as mentioned above, it stars the trope namer, and is a good example of Nic Cage contributing positively.
* '''[[David Bowie]]''', even if it's just for [[One-Scene Wonder|one scene]].
* '''[[David Bowie]]''', even if it's just for [[One-Scene Wonder|one scene]].
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** Also that he continued soldiering on through the Hammer ''Dracula'' films as they got worse and worse solely because of how many crew jobs the studio reminded him would be lost if they stopped making the films says something for this man's character. Not to mention that he tries his hardest to make each one of them worthwhile.
** Also that he continued soldiering on through the Hammer ''Dracula'' films as they got worse and worse solely because of how many crew jobs the studio reminded him would be lost if they stopped making the films says something for this man's character. Not to mention that he tries his hardest to make each one of them worthwhile.
* '''[[Bill Murray]]'''
* '''[[Bill Murray]]'''
* '''[[Samuel L. Jackson]]''' is synonymous with awesomeness. [[Old Shame|Except in]] ''[[Coming to America]] and ''[[Jungle Fever]]''.
* '''[[Samuel L. Jackson]]''' is synonymous with awesomeness. [[Old Shame|Except in]] ''[[Coming to America]]'' and ''[[Jungle Fever]]''.
* '''[[Ian McKellen]]'''
* '''[[Ian McKellen]]'''
* '''[[Jack Nicholson]]''': Even when he's essentially [[Adam Westing|playing himself]], he makes everything better.
* '''[[Jack Nicholson]]''': Even when he's essentially [[Adam Westing|playing himself]], he makes everything better.
* '''[[Laurence Olivier]]''': considered to be one of the greatest actors of all time. Despite all the professional success and having the official knight title of Sir Laurence Olivier, [[Humble Hero|he always insisted on being called "Larry"]]
* '''[[Laurence Olivier]]''': considered to be one of the greatest actors of all time. Despite all the professional success and having the official baron title of Lord Olivier, [[Humble Hero|he always insisted on being called "Larry"]]
* '''[[Ron Perlman]]'''
* '''[[Ron Perlman]]'''
* '''[[Denzel Washington]]'''
* '''[[Denzel Washington]]'''
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* '''[[Maureen O'Hara]]''' Her synergy with [[John Wayne]] is noted above.
* '''[[Maureen O'Hara]]''' Her synergy with [[John Wayne]] is noted above.
* '''[[Leonard Nimoy]]'''. Even ''[[Civilization]] IV'' improves from his presence!
* '''[[Leonard Nimoy]]'''. Even ''[[Civilization]] IV'' improves from his presence!
* '''Vincent D'Onofrio'''. This Troper dares you to name just one bad performance he ever gave in any movie. [[This Is Sparta|Just. One.]]
* '''Vincent D'Onofrio'''. This Troper dares you to name just one bad performance he ever gave in any movie. [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|Just. One.]]
* '''[[Michael Shannon]]''', who is right up there with [[Christopher Walken]] and [[Orson Welles]] with his ability to [[One-Scene Wonder|steal a movie simply by showing up]].
* '''[[Michael Shannon]]''', who is right up there with [[Christopher Walken]] and [[Orson Welles]] with his ability to [[One-Scene Wonder|steal a movie simply by showing up]].
* '''[[Nathan Fillion]]'''
* '''[[Nathan Fillion]]'''
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*** Or Quentin Tarantino
*** Or Quentin Tarantino
* '''[[Jean Reno]]'''. He even made parts of [[Godzilla (film)|Godzilla]] bearable.
* '''[[Jean Reno]]'''. He even made parts of [[Godzilla (film)|Godzilla]] bearable.
* '''[[Oliver Reed]]'''. The fact that he is in certain movies is often the most -- or even ''only'' -- notable thing about them.
* '''[[Oliver Reed]]'''. The fact that he is in certain movies is often the most—or even ''only''—notable thing about them.
* '''[[Tom Hanks]]'''. Used in-universe in ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'', during a tourist attraction ad: "Hi, I'm Tom Hanks. The American Government has used up all its credibility so it's borrowing some of mine."
* '''[[Tom Hanks]]'''. Used in-universe in ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'', during a tourist attraction ad: "Hi, I'm Tom Hanks. The American Government has used up all its credibility so it's borrowing some of mine."
* '''[[Angelina Jolie]]'''. Her bad movies would be much worse without her.
* '''[[Angelina Jolie]]'''. Her bad movies would be much worse without her.
* '''[[Neil Patrick Harris]]'''
* '''[[Neil Patrick Harris]]'''
* '''[[Crispin Freeman]]'''
* '''[[Crispin Freeman]]'''
* '''[[Bruce Willis (Creator)]]'''
* '''[[Bruce Willis]]'''
* '''[[Robert Downey, Jr.]]'''
* '''[[Robert Downey, Jr.]]'''
* '''[[Christopher Lloyd]]''' the best character actor in Hollywood in whatever role he may fall into, whether it's [[Back to The Future|a mad genius going through time or allowing someone else to do so]] [[Deadly Games|or as a videogame devil]] [[One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest|or else as a mad man in a madhouse]] [[The Addams Family|or a crazy bald uncle coming back from the Bermuda triangle]] [[The Pagemaster|or an eccentric librarian]]; whatever his role is, it's awesome thanks to him.
* '''[[Christopher Lloyd]]''' the best character actor in Hollywood in whatever role he may fall into, whether it's [[Back to The Future|a mad genius going through time or allowing someone else to do so]] [[Deadly Games|or as a videogame devil]] [[One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest|or else as a mad man in a madhouse]] [[The Addams Family|or a crazy bald uncle coming back from the Bermuda triangle]] [[The Pagemaster|or an eccentric librarian]]; whatever his role is, it's awesome thanks to him.
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* '''[[Claudia Black]]''': Even if it is [[Dragon Age|just]] [[Uncharted|her]] [[Mass Effect 2|voice]].
* '''[[Claudia Black]]''': Even if it is [[Dragon Age|just]] [[Uncharted|her]] [[Mass Effect 2|voice]].
* '''[[Jennifer Hale]]''': Full stop. Has been called the [[Meryl Streep]] of video games if that's any indication.
* '''[[Jennifer Hale]]''': Full stop. Has been called the [[Meryl Streep]] of video games if that's any indication.
* '''[[Jean Claude Van Damme]]''', who gives some entertainment to even the worst movies. However, many consider his performance as [[Street Fighter (film)|Guile]] to be a massive exception to this rule, indeed -- many think that it's one of the (many, many, many) things wrong with the film.
* '''[[Jean-Claude Van Damme]]''', who gives some entertainment to even the worst movies. However, many consider his performance as [[Street Fighter (film)|Guile]] to be a massive exception to this rule, indeed—many think that it's one of the (many, many, many) things wrong with the film.
* '''[[Peter Lorre]]''' was the master of wit, style, and vaguely sinister Eastern European accents. Inspired a song by [[Tom Smith]].
* '''[[Peter Lorre]]''' was the master of wit, style, and vaguely sinister Eastern European accents. Inspired a song by [[Tom Smith]].
* '''[[Vladimir Vysotsky]]''' was this for the Soviet Sinema.
* '''[[Vladimir Vysotsky]]''' was this for the Soviet Sinema.
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* '''[[Keith David]]'''. And his voice even more.
* '''[[Keith David]]'''. And his voice even more.
* '''Bill Nighy'''. The best part of many a bad film.
* '''Bill Nighy'''. The best part of many a bad film.
* '''[[Ellen Page]]'''. Not a lot of people liked ''[[X-Men: The Last Stand]]'', but they did like Kitty Pryde taking down the Juggernaut.
* '''[[Elliot Page]]'''. Not a lot of people liked ''[[X-Men: The Last Stand]]'', but they did like Kitty Pryde taking down the Juggernaut.
* '''[[Pierce Brosnan]]''', widely considered the definitive [[James Bond]] after the trope namer. Even if the Bond movies he did after ''[[Goldeneye]]'' weren't that well written, Brosnan in the very least made them watchable, if not more so. And then there's [[Remington Steele|his]] [[The Thomas Crown Affair|other]] [[The Tailor Of Panama|work]].
* '''[[Pierce Brosnan]]''', widely considered the definitive [[James Bond]] after the trope namer. Even if the Bond movies he did after ''[[GoldenEye (film)|GoldenEye]]'' weren't that well written, Brosnan in the very least made them watchable, if not more so. And then there's [[Remington Steele|his]] [[The Thomas Crown Affair|other]] [[The Tailor Of Panama|work]].
* Voice actor '''[[Bastion|Logan Cunningham]]'''.
* Voice actor '''[[Bastion|Logan Cunningham]]'''.
* '''[[Martin Sheen]]'''
* '''[[Martin Sheen]]'''
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* '''[[Joe Pesci]]''' - Friend [[George Carlin]] claimed that he prayed to Joe because he looked like a man that 'could get things done'. If that doesn't say anything about how convincing he is, nothing will.
* '''[[Joe Pesci]]''' - Friend [[George Carlin]] claimed that he prayed to Joe because he looked like a man that 'could get things done'. If that doesn't say anything about how convincing he is, nothing will.
* '''[[Jason Statham]]'''
* '''[[Jason Statham]]'''
* '''[[Zeljko Ivanek]]''' - Falls under [[Hey, It's That Guy!]]!, but usually steals the show.
* '''[[Željko Ivanek]]''' - Falls under [[Hey, It's That Guy!]]!, but usually steals the show.
* '''[[Mark Hamill]]'''
* '''[[Mark Hamill]]'''
* '''[[Jackie Earle Haley]]''' in everything he's made since his 2006 comeback.
* '''[[Jackie Earle Haley]]''' in everything he's made since his 2006 comeback.
* '''[[Jeffrey Combs]]'''
* '''[[Jeffrey Combs]]'''
* '''[[Jeremy Irons]]''': Even in the godawful ''[[Dungeons and Dragons (film)|Dungeons and Dragons]]'', he was the one redeeming factor.
* '''[[Jeremy Irons]]''': Even in the godawful ''[[Dungeons & Dragons (film)|Dungeons and Dragons]]'', he was the one redeeming factor.
* '''[[Peter Weller]]''': The man was [[The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension|cool]] before it was [[RoboCop|cool]]. He worked with some rough material; some more [[Fringe|easier to get away with]], some [[Star Trek: Enterprise|harder]]. [[Your Mileage May Vary]], of course.
* '''[[Peter Weller]]''': The man was [[The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension|cool]] before it was [[RoboCop|cool]]. He worked with some rough material; some more [[Fringe|easier to get away with]], some [[Star Trek: Enterprise|harder]]. [[Your Mileage May Vary]], of course.
* '''[[Orson Welles]]''': [[The Third Man|Enough]] [[A Man for All Seasons|said]].
* '''[[Orson Welles]]''': [[The Third Man|Enough]] [[A Man for All Seasons|said]].
* '''[[James Earl Jones]]''': The voice.
* '''[[James Earl Jones]]''': The voice.
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* '''[[Keanu Reeves]]''' in pretty much anything not called ''[[Speed]]'', ''[[Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure]]'', ''[[The Matrix]]'' or ''[[A Scanner Darkly]]''.
* '''[[Keanu Reeves]]''' in pretty much anything not called ''[[Speed]]'', ''[[Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure]]'', ''[[The Matrix]]'' or ''[[A Scanner Darkly]]''.
** He actually does a pretty good job in ''[[Constantine]]'', as long as you're not familiar with [[Hellblazer|the comics]] (but inaccuracies to the comic are not the man's fault, take that up with the writers).
** He actually does a pretty good job in ''[[Constantine]]'', as long as you're not familiar with [[Hellblazer|the comics]] (but inaccuracies to the comic are not the man's fault, take that up with the writers).
** People are rather divided on whether his involvement in a Hollywood ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' will help or harm it, though it's somewhat hard to tell the difference between hate for Reeves and standard hate for an American movie adaption of an anime.
** People are rather divided on whether his involvement in a Hollywood ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' will help or harm it, though it's somewhat hard to tell the difference between hate for Reeves and standard hate for an American movie adaption of an anime. This became academic when the project stayed in [[Development Hell]] for long enough for [[John Cho]] to get the role instead.
** ''[[Point Break]], [[Bram Stoker's Dracula|Bram Stokers Dracula]], [[The Devil's Advocate]]''...
** ''[[Point Break]], [[Bram Stoker's Dracula|Bram Stokers Dracula]], [[The Devil's Advocate]]''...
*** ''[[Parenthood (film)|Parenthood]]'' was a good film.
*** ''[[Parenthood (film)|Parenthood]]'' was a good film.
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* '''Pauly Shore''', who is basically Rob Schneider with a stoner tilt. When one considers the fact he [[Pauly Shore Is Dead|made a movie about him faking his own death to revitalize his career]] and shortly thereafter fell right back out of the public eye anyway... it speaks volumes about how genuinely unfunny, unmemorable, and just generally bad he is, doesn't it?
* '''Pauly Shore''', who is basically Rob Schneider with a stoner tilt. When one considers the fact he [[Pauly Shore Is Dead|made a movie about him faking his own death to revitalize his career]] and shortly thereafter fell right back out of the public eye anyway... it speaks volumes about how genuinely unfunny, unmemorable, and just generally bad he is, doesn't it?
* '''[[Shia LaBeouf]]'''. Nobody ever walks out of a film regretting that this guy wasn't in it.
* '''[[Shia LaBeouf]]'''. Nobody ever walks out of a film regretting that this guy wasn't in it.
** With the exception of the ''[[Saw]]'' movies.
** With the exception of the ''[[Saw]]'' movies and possibly ''[[Holes]]'' and the second ''[[Wall Street]]'' movie.
** [[Transformers (film)|"No, no, no, nonononono, NO! NO!!!"]]
** [[Transformers (film)|"No, no, no, nonononono, NO! NO!!!"]]
** He was quite good in ''[[Holes]]''.
** This troper kind of enjoyed the second Wall Street movie.
* '''Kevin James'''. ''[[I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry]]'' and ''[[Paul Blart: Mall Cop]]'' plain sucked. ''[[Grown Ups]]'' has the double suck factor of [[Up to Eleven|starring Rob Schneider also]].
* '''Kevin James'''. ''[[I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry]]'' and ''[[Paul Blart: Mall Cop]]'' plain sucked. ''[[Grown Ups]]'' has the double suck factor of [[Up to Eleven|starring Rob Schneider also]].
* Director examples: '''[[M. Night Shyamalan]]''', '''Uwe Boll''', '''[[Seltzer and Friedberg|Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg]]'''.
* Director examples: '''[[M. Night Shyamalan]]''', '''Uwe Boll''', '''[[Seltzer and Friedberg|Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg]]'''.


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== Cage Factors ([[Your Mileage May Vary]]) ==
== Cage Factors ([[Your Mileage May Vary]]) ==


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* '''[[Michael Cera]]''': As this trope applies only to film, ''[[Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]]'' will be disregarded here (as will ''[[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]]'' for the time being).
* '''[[Michael Cera]]''': As this trope applies only to film, ''[[Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]]'' will be disregarded here (as will ''[[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]]'' for the time being).
** What about ''[[Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist]]''?
** What about ''[[Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist]]''?
** And ''[[Juno]]''! Surely his effect is trumped by [[Ellen Page]]?
** And ''[[Juno]]''! Surely his effect is trumped by [[Elliot Page]]?
** What, no love for ''[[Superbad]]''?
** What, no love for ''[[Superbad]]''?
** ''[[Year One]]'' is the only true stinker. The man has one trick, but he does it well. At worst B = 0.9
** ''[[Year One]]'' is the only true stinker. The man has one trick, but he does it well. At worst B = 0.9
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[[The Stinger|... and let's not forget he]] [[Trivially Obvious|who works in any work he's in, namely]] [[Chuck Norris]].
[[The Stinger|... and let's not forget]] he who [[Trivially Obvious|works in any work he's in]], namely [[Chuck Norris]].


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"Sean Connery elevates everything he's in... Except like, you know, that one movie we don't talk about. And Zardoz, I guess."
The Spoony One, The Spoony Experiment (said movie is Highlander II the Quickening)[1]

A subtrope of the "Rule of Cool".

Sean Connery:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Sean Connery
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Sean Connery = 100
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Sean Connery is in the movie then C = BA = 100A, otherwise A=C.

Keanu Reeves:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Keanu Reeves
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Keanu Reeves = -5
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Keanu Reeves is in the movie then C = BA = -5A, otherwise A=C.

Nicolas Cage aka The Great Variable:
A = Movie's Awesomeness Factor without Nicolas Cage
B = Awesomeness Multiplier of Nicolas Cage = + /-5
C = Movie's Actual Awesomeness Factor
If Nicolas Cage is in the movie then C = BA = + /-5A, otherwise A=C

Examples of the Rule of Sean Connery include:

Connery Factors (YMMV, but only 1% of the time)

Captain Ramius: We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.
Captain Ramius: You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?


Reeves Factors (Your Mileage May Vary on the following)


Cage Factors (Your Mileage May Vary)


... and let's not forget he who works in any work he's in, namely Chuck Norris.

  1. He SAID we don't talk about it!
  2. who Adam West loathed