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G

• Gag Penis → Giga Penis (which, ironically, still describes the trope), Gay Penis
• Gaia's Lament → Gaeta's Lament
• Gaia's Vengeance → Giygas Vengeance
  • Dark Gaia's Vengeance
• Gainax Ending → Gain The Ax Ending, Gainax Awning
• Gambit Pileup → Gandalf Pileup
• Game Breaker → Ganon Breaker
• Gaol Time → Goal Time, Yaoi Time (MWAHAHAHA!) → Gao Time!
  • Gasai Time

Yukiteru: "NO, YUNO! NO!"

• • (Goofy Time)
  • Gao Time → Gau Time
  • Gaoh Time
  • Goooooaaaaaaal Time!
  • Gaol Time
• Gary Stu → Gray Sith
• Gaussian Girl → Russian Girl, Gay Russian Girl, Caucasian Girl
  • tAtu...?
• Gay Groom in a White Tux → Gray Goon in a White Tux
• Gay Option → Gag Option, Bay Option
  • Brain Bleach required.
• Gears of War → Geass of War
• Geek Physiques → Greek Physiques
• Gender Bender + Genie in a Bottle → Gender In A Bottle
• Gender Equals Breed → Gender Bender Breed
• Genre Blindness → Gender Blunderbuss
• Germans Love David Hasselhoff + Americans Hate Tingle → Americans Miss David Hasselhoff
• Getting Crap Past the Radar → Getting Crap Past The Reader (although in the cases of Parental Bonuses, and Parental Media Watchdogs...)
• Ghostly Chill → Ghostly Chili
  • Ghastly Chili
  • Ghostly Churchill
• Gia Sado → Orgía Sado → Orgasm Sado
• Giant Enemy Crab -→ > Giant Enemy Cab
  • Giant Enemy Crap
  • Giant Enemy Crabgot
• Gitaroo Man → Gitarzan
• Glam of Shazam → Ham Of Shazam
• Goddamned Bats → God, dam bats!, God Damned Bats
• God and Satan Are Both Jerks → God and Satan Are Both Jocks
• God Is Evil → Good is Evil; God, Is He Evil?
• Godiva Hair → Goodbye Hair → Goodbye, Heir → Golden Diva hair → Go, Diva Hair!
• The two above → Godiva Evil
• Godwin's Law → Gadwin's Law → God Wins Law
• Going Down with the Ship → Going Down With The Strip
  • Going Down With The Snip
    • Going Down With The Snape
• Going Postal → Going Portal
• Go-Karting with Bowser → Go Karting With The Browser, Goku Farting With Bowser, Go Parting Housers, Go Charting With Yowsers!.
• Goku and Vegeta → Doku And Vegeta
• Gold Fever → God Fever
• Go Mad from the Revelation → Go Mad From The Revolution
• Gondor Calls for Aid → Gondor Calls For Acid → Gondor Calls For Acid Ace
  • Gondor Calls For Kool-Aid
  • Gondor Calls For Band-Aids
  • Gondor Calls For Air
  • Condor Calls For Aid
  • Condor Calls for AIDS
  • Gondor Calls for AIDS
  • Grondor Calls For Aid
• Good Bad Bugs → Good Bad Hugs → Good Had Bugs
• Good Feels Good → Good Feel Is Good, God I Feel Good
• Good Girls Avoid Abortion → Good Girls Avoid Abduction
• Good Is Impotent → God Is Impotent, God Is Important, God Is Omnipotent
• Good-Looking Privates → Good-Looking Primates
• Good Old Ways → Good Old Wars
• Gorn → Garn ("I ask you, sir, what sort of trope is that?")
  • Gore with yarn?
• Gone Horribly Right → Gone Horribly Aurum (It was on the Recent Edits page for Kid Icarus: Uprising and the word Aurum was right below it)
• Gory Discretion Shot → Glory Discretion Shot
• Gossip Evolution → Gossip Evaluation ("Now that's a career I don't wanna take.")
• Grandia → Gradius. Made worse by both series having two numbered sequels.
• Grand Unifying Guesses → Grand Unifying Glasses, Grand Unifying Clueless
• Granola Girl → Gondola Girl
• Gran Torino → Gran Turismo
• Grievous Bottley Harm → Grievous Bottled Ham
  • Grievous Body Harm
• Grievous Harm with a Body → General Grievous Harm With A Body (I can't believe nobody came up with this one)
  • Grievous Ham With A Body
• Growing the Beard → Growling, the beard .... (insert verb here and continue)
  • Glowing The Beard
  • Growing A Head
• Gundam Wing → Goddamn Wing
• Guns Are Worthless → Guys Are Worthless
• Gurren Lagann → Queen Latifah
• Guys Are Slobs → Girls Are Slobs

H

• Hair Reboot → Hair Robot
• Hajime no Ippo → Hajime No Hippo
• Ham-to-Ham Combat → Ham Ham Combat, Arm To Arm Combat
• Handsome Lech → Handsome Leech, Handsome Blech, Handsome Leek
  • Handsome Bleck
• Haruka Kanata → Hakuna Matata
  • Kakuna Rattata
• Harmful to Minors → Harmful to Minions, Harmful to Miners, Harmful to Mirrors
• Harpo Does Something Funny → Harpo Gives Everybody Cars
• Haru-Sari → Haruhi Suzumiya-Saru
• Hate Plague → Hat Plague
• Hays Morality Code → Hays Mortality Code
  • Hays Konami Code
• Head-Tiltingly Kinky → Head Tinglingly Kinky, Heedingly Klinkly
  • Head-Tilting Kinklink
  • Head-Tilting Klingklang
• Heartcatch Pretty Cure → Headscratchers Pretty Cure
• Heel Face Turn → Hell Face Turn → Heel Farce Turn
• Heli Critter → Heil Critter
• Hellish Pupils → Hellish Puppies
• Heroes → Herpes
• Hermit Guru → Hermit Guu
• Heroic BSOD → Heroic BDSM, Heroic BOD, Heroic SOD, Heroic BS, Heroic S.O.B.
• Heroic Self-Deprecation → Heroic Self-Decapitation
• Hero Insurance → Hello Insurance, Hero Insecure
• Hide Your Children → Hide Your Chicken (from Leeroy Jenkins!), Ride Your Children, Hire Your Children (apparently the Child Labor laws have been repealed), Bide You Children
  • Bide You Children → Bride Your Children → Bride your Chicken
  • Hide of Children.
• Hide Your Gays → Find Your Gays → Hide Your Guys → Find Your Guys → Slide Four Gays → Slide Four Guys
• Highschool of the Dead → High School Musical Of The Dead → High School Musical Drama
• High-Speed Missile Dodge → High School Musical Dodge
• Hikaru no Go → Hikaru No-go
  • Hikaru Don't Go
  • Hikari No Go
  • Hikaru Sulu
    • Hikaru Solo
• Hiroshi Fujioka → Haruhi Fujioka (Obviously a common enough misreading that it's mentioned on the page!)
• Hoist by His Own Petard → Hoist By His Own Retard
  • Hoist By His Own Picard
  • Moist By His Own Petard
  • Host By His Own Reward
  • Hoist By His Own Leotard
  • Host By His Own Retard
  • Hoist By His Own Peter (which somehow relates to the last one...)
• Hollywood Dress Code → Hollywood Dress Cute
• Hollywood Pudgy → Hollywood Pug
• Home Run Hitter → Home Run Hitler
  • Homestar Runner
  • Homsar Runner
  • Homestar Hitler
  • Rome Run Hitter
  • Home Run Titter
  • Home Run Twitter
• Homogenous Multinational Ad Campaign → Humongous Multinational Ad Campaign → Humongous Multilateral Ad Campaign
  • Horrific Mutilation Ad Campaign
• Honor Before Reason → Humor Before Reason
  • Horror Before Reason
  • Honor Before Research
  • Honor Below Reason
  • Honor Below Poison
  • Honda Before Reason (No wonder Honda cars have bad reputations as potential "rice rockets.")
  • Hanar Before Reason
• Horde of Alien Locusts → Head Full Of Alien Locusts, Horde Of Alien LOLcats ("Trying to Communicate - The Sequel"?)
• Horror Tropes → Horse Tropes, Horror Ropes, Whore Tropes
• Horsemen of the Apocalypse → Homemade Apocalypse
  • Homemade Apocalypse, just add water!
• Hot for Teacher → Hot For Netnavi
• Hot Mom + Idiot Hair → Idiot Mom
• Improbable Species Compatibility → Hot Skitty On Warlord Action, Hot Skidding On Wailord Action, Hot Skittles On Warlord Action, Hot Griddles On Warlord Action
  • Hot Smithers on Waylon Action. What?
• Ho Yay + Hitler Ate Sugar → Hitler Yay
• Humans Are Cthulhu → Humans Ate Cthulhu → Humans Mate Cthulhu
• Humongous Mecha → Humorous Mecha
• Hypocritical Humour → Hypothetical Humour
  • Hippocratical Humor
  • Hypothetical Humor → Hypothetical Tumor
  • Hypothetical Homer

I

• I'm a Humanitarian → I'm A Hungarian
• I Am Not Spock → I Am Hot Spock
• Ice Cream Koan → Ice Cream Koran
  • Ice Cream Korean
  • Ice Cream Kuririn
  • Ice Cream Konan
  • Ice Cream Kanon → Ice Cream Cannon
  • Ice Cream Conan
  • Ice Cream Kyon
  • Ice Cream Kururu
• Ichiban no Tempura → Ichirin no Hana → Ichirin no Hana
• Idiot Plot → Idiot Pot, I Did It Plot, Indy Plot
  • Idiot Pilot
• If You Die, I Call Your Stuff → If You Die, I Call You "Stuff" → If You Die, I Call You "Stiff"
  • If You Die, I Call Your Slut
• IKEA Erotica → Ike Erotica
  • IKEA Emoticon
• I Kiss Your Foot → I Kiss Your Food → I Kiss You, Fool → I Pity You, Fool
• "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight → I Know You Are In There Somewhere, Fight!, "I Know You Are In There Somewhere" Fright
• I Know You Know I Know → I Know Yuuno I Know
  • I Know I Know I Know
  • I Know You Know Yoko Ono
    • Oho You Know Bono Knows Yoko Ono's Uno? Onoes!
• I Love Nuclear Power → I Love Nuklear Power
• Image Song → Imagine Song
• Immortality Immorality → Immortality Immortality
  • Immorality Immortality (either someone's evil deeds being remembered after them, or gaining immortality through doing something evil)
• Immune to Drugs → Immune To Dogs, Immune To Drones, Immune To Dorks, Immune To Dugs
• Improbable Antidote → Improbable Anecdote, Impossible Attitude
• Implacable Man → Inexplicable Man, Inflatable Man
  • Implausible Man
  • Impossible Man
  • Irreplaceable Man
  • Incapable Man
  • Unplaceable Man
  • Inpissable Man
• Improvised Weapon → Improvised Woman, Improved Weapon, Improvised Wee apron
  • Impossible Weapon
• Inazuma Eleven → Innsmouth Eleven
• Incidental Villain → Accidental Villain
• Incredibly Long Note → Incredibly Long Nose
  • Incredibly Long No
  • Incredibly Brown Note
• Incorruptible Pure Pureness → Incorrigible Pure Pureness
• I Need to Go Iron My Dog → I Need To Golron My Dog
• Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain → Ineffectual Synthetic Villain, In Effect, Some Pathetic Villain
• Infant Immortality → Infant Immorality
  • Infinite Immortality
• Informed Equipment → Informed Elephant
• Inherently Funny Words → Inherently Funny Wounds, Inherently Furry Fandom Words
• In Name Only → In Nomine Only
  • In Naminé Only
• Inner Monologue → Inner Mongolia
• Innocence Virgin On Stupidity → Innocent Virgin ON STUPIDITY!, Stupid Virgin On Stupidity
  • Innocence Verging On Stupidity
• Insistent Terminology → Instant Terminology → Instant Termination
• Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons → Instant Awesome Just Add Dreigonix (Come on, I'm not that awesome.)
• Instant Messenger Pigeon → Instant Messenger Pidgin
  • Instant Murder Pidgeon
  • Instant Messenger Pidgey-on
  • Instant Messiah Pidgin
  • Insistent Terminology Messenger Pidgit
• Instant Runes → Infant Runes, Instant Prunes, Instant Russian, Inane Runes
  • Insistant Rules
• Instant Seiza → Instant Seizure, Instant Frieza
• Insufferable Genius → Insufferable Genie
• Intangible Man → Intelligible Man, Inelegible Man,Illogical Man
• Interactive Narrator → Interrupted Narrator, Inactive Narrator, Interactive Warrior
• Interface Screw → Infantile Screw → Infertile Screw
• In-Universe Game Clock → In Universe Game Cock
• Invisible Grid → Invisible Grind
• I Read That As → I Read That Ass
  • I Read (Present-Tense) That As
  • Tread That As…
  • I'd Bed That Ass
  • I Reed That Ass
  • I Rape That Ass
• Irresponsible Captain Tylor → Irresponsible Captain Tyrol (also wondered how Chief Tyrol got promoted to Captain), Impossible Captain Taylor, Irresponsible Captain Tylenol
• Irritation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery → Irradiation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery
• ISophagus → I, Sophagus (instead of "iSophagus"), Sarcophagus
  • I Saw Fags
• It Has Been an Honor → It Has Been A Horror
• It's a Wonderful Plot → It's A Wonderful Pilot
• It's Easy, So It Sucks → It's Easy, Now It Sucks, It's So Easy, It Sucks → I'm So Easy, It Sucks
• It's Popular, Now It Sucks → It's Pop'n, Now It Sucks
• I Want My Beloved to Be Happy → I Want My Beloved Mr. Happy
• I Was Quite a Looker → I Was Quite A Locker, I Was Quite A Hooker

J

• Jacob Marley Warning → Bob Marley Warning
  • Jacob Marley Winning → Jacob Marley Whining
• Jesus and Mo → Jesus and Mio
• Jidai Geki → Jedi Genki
• Jiggle Physics → Jiggy Physics
  • Jiggy Psychics
  • JIGGAWATT Physics
• Jingle All the Way → Jiggle All The Way
• Joe Quesada → Joe Quesadilla
• Joker Jury → Joker Fury
• Judge, Jury, and Executioner → Judge Judy and Executioner
• Juggle Fu → Jiggle Fu, Struggle, Fuu
• Just in Time → Justin Time
  • Just Intake

K

• Kaiju Defense Force → Kanji Defense Force
• Kaleidoscope Eyes → Kaleidoscope Thighs
• Kansai Regional Accent → Kansas Regional Accent → Kansas Regional Ascend
• Kamen Rider Fourze → Kamen Rider Fonzie
• Katamari Damacy → Calamari Democracy, Calamari Delicacy
  • Katamari Democracy (insert mental images of the President of All Cosmos in a business suit here)
• Katanas Are Just Better → Kataras Are Just Better, Kantaria Is Just Better
  • Katamaris Are Just Better
  • Kittens Are Just Better
  • Kangaroos Are Just Better
• Kill It With Cold (on YKTTW) → Kill It With God → Kill It with Cod
• Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep → Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sheep
• King of Beasts → King of Breasts
• Kirbys Epic Yarn → Kirby's Epic Yam
• King Mook → King Mork and Mindy→ King Monk'
• Kissing Cousins → Jizzing Cousins, Kissing Cosines
  • Killing Counsins
• Kissing Discretion Shot → Killing Discretion Shot → Killing Direction Shot
• Kneel Before Frodo → Kneel Before Frollo
• Know Your Vines → Know Your Vimes → Know Your Mimes → Know Your Memes
• K-On! → Kon, Kyon
• Kukris Are Kool → Yukkuris Are Cool → Kokiris Are Cool
• Kung Fu-Proof Mook → Kung Fu Proof Monk
• Kuudere → Cool Deer → Cool, dear!

L

• Laconic → Lactic Wiki, Baconic Wiki, Lexiconic Wiki, Iaconic Wiki
• Lady in Red → Lady In Bed, Something In Red
• Lambda → Lambada → Banana
• Lame Comeback → Llama Comeback; Lame, Come Back!
• Lampshade Hanging → Lamplight hanging
• Landmark of Lore → Landmark Of Love, Landmine Lore, Landmark of Ore, Landmark Of Iova
  • Landmine Lore + Lame, Come Back! (on this page) → Landmine Core
• Laser-Guided Karma → Laser Guided Katana, Laser Guided Kamina, Laser Guided Katara, Laser Guided Kantaria
  • Laser Guided Kama
  • Laser Guided Kamek
• Last-Name Basis → Last Name Bases, Last Name Bias, Last Name Badass
  • Last Meme Basis, Last Meme Bias
• Laughing Mad → Laughing Man
• Lawful Good → Lawful Dude
• Lawful Evil → Lawful Ebil.
• Lawful Stupid → Awful Stupid → Awful Something
• Lensman Arms Race → Lesbian Arms Race
• Libation for the Dead → Liberation For The Dead
• Like Is, Like, a Comma → Life Is Like A Comma
  • Life Is Like A Coma
  • Dude, She's Like, in a Coma
• Like You Would Really Do It → Luke Would Really Do It
• LittleBigPlanet → Little Big Town
• Load-Bearing Boss → Load Bearing Bras → Load Bearing Bass
• Locard's Theory → LOLcats Theory, Picard's Theory
• Lock and Load Montage → Lock And Load Marriage
• LOLcats → Loliconcats
• Lolicon → LOL Icon
• Lonely Rich Kid → Loony Rich Kid
• Lord British Postulate → Lord British Prostitute
  • Lord British Prostate
  • Road British Postulate
• Lottery of Doom + Combattler V → V Of Doom
• Lotus Eater Machine → Locust Eating Machine → Cast Eating Machine
  • Lotus-Eater Machine → Locust Eating Machine → Cast Eating Machine → Cat Eating Machine
  • Lotus-Eater Machine → Locust Eating Machine → Lolcat Eating Machine
• Lovable Traitor → Lovable Translator → Lobster Translator
• Loves My Alter Ego → Love Is My Alter Ego
  • Loves My Alter Kocker
• Ludicrous Gibs → Ludicrous Gibbs
• Luke, I Am Your Father → Look, I Am Your Father
• Luke Nounverber → Luke November
• Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor → Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mordor (can anyone say, Best Crossover Ever?)
• Luke, You Are My Father → Luke You Are Your Father
• Luminescent Blush → Luminescent Bush
• Lust, Caution → Lust Cauldron → Lost Cauldron
• Les Luthiers → Lex Luthors
  • Sex Authors → Sex Aurors
  • Less Lutherans
  • Les Authors
  • Lesbian Luthors
  • Less Lutherans
• Lysistrata Gambit → Lysistrata Gerbil

M

• Macademi Wasshoi → Madame Wasabi
• Madlax → Maglax → Magax
  • Mad Max
• Mad Love → Man Love
• Made of Iron → Made Of Iroh (which is probably even more Badass)
• Made of Plasticine → Made Of Plastic, Made Of Plastique
• Made of Win → Made Of Wham! → Made of Ham
• Maechen Period → Maerchen Period; Maedchen Period; Merchandise, Period!
• Mage in Manhattan → Made In Manhattan, Merge in Manhattan, Mad In Manhattan (Hey, a sequel to Sleepless in Seattle!), Marge In Manhattan
  • What about Maid in Manhattan?
  • Rage In Manhattan (Actually Brooklyn, but...)
  • Mage Mad Hatter
  • Madden Manhattan
  • Manage Manhattan
• Magi Babble → Magi Bubble, Magic Barbie
• Magical Girlfriend → Maniacal Girlfriend, Magical Girl's Friend
• Magic Floppy Disk → Magic Floppy Dick
• Magnificent Bastard → Magnetic Bastard → Magical Bastard
• Maiden's Capriccio → Maiden's Cappuccino, Maid's Cappuccino
• Mail Order Bride → Mai-Otome Zwei, Male Order Bride
  • Mail Order Bribe
  • Nail Order Bride
• Male Gaze → Mole Gaze
  • Male Gays
• Mana Meter → Mahna Mahna (Doot doo, doo doo doo.), Millimeter
• Marimite → Marmite
  • Manime.
  • Mermaid
• Market-Based Title → Meerkat Based Title (Timon and Pumbaa?) → Meerkat Based Table
• Married... with Children → Metroid... with Children
• Marth Debuted in Smash Bros → Mearth Debuted In Smash Bros
  • Math Debuted In Smash Bros
  • Meth De-Butted Smash Bros
• Martial Arts and Crafts → Martian Arts And Crafts
  • Martial Artist's Crafts (weapons?)
  • Marital Arts and Crafts
• Martial Pacifist → Marital Pacifist (more kissing, less slapping)
  • Moltar Pacifist (well, he doesnt fight in Coast to Coast)
  • Martian Pacifist
  • Molar Pacifist → Solar Pacifist
  • Moltara Pacifist (wonder where that came from?)
• Married At Sea → Married To (the) Sea
• Martian Successor Nadesico → Martian Successor Nabisco
  • Martin Scorsese Nadesico
• Mary Sue → Bobbie Sue
• Masahiro Sakurai → Mashimaro Sakurai
• McLeaned → McLearned
• Meaningful Name → Meaningful Memetic Mutation
• Measuring the Marigolds → Masturbating The Marigolds, Measuring The Margolies
• Media Scrum → Media Scrotum
  • Media Scum → Media Cum
  • Media Krum
• Mediation Backfire → Meditation Backfire
• Meet The Kardashians → Meet the Cardassians → Meet Lando Calrissian
• Mega Neko → Mega Neku
• Megaton Punch → Megatron Punch
  • Metatron Punch
  • Metatron Punch
  • Megaton Paunch
  • Megaton PAWWWNCH
  • Mega Man Punch
  • Megaton Pinch
  • MegaTen Punch
  • Metaltron Punch (The Dalek hadn't fixed his gun yet...)
• Men in Hats → Men Without Hats
• Mental World → Mental Wound → Hentai World
  • Metal World
• Mentors → Mentos Finger
• Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch → Mermaid Melody Do Don Pachi
  • Mermaid Melody Pichu Pichu Pitch
• Metafiction Demanded This Index → Metafiction Damned This Index
• Mercy Rewarded→ Mercy Reworded, Marcy Rewarded, Mercy Retarded
• Meta Fic → Metal Fic
• Metal Slime → Mental Slime, Meal Slime (Indeed. "You are no longer hungry".), Metals Lime
• Mexican Standoff → Mexican Spin-Off, Mexican Handoff
  • Mexican Hat Off
• Michael Vey: The Prisoner of Cell 25 → Michael Bay: The Prisoner of Cell 25
• Midnight On The Firing Line → Midnight At The Firing Squad, Midnight On The Fairy Line
• Mighty Whitey → Mighty Tighty Whitey, Naughty Whitey
• Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds → Mike Tyson Biter Of Ears
• Mildly Military → Mildy Military
• Millard Fillmore → Mallard Fillmore (Actually the name of a comic), Millard Fallmore, Nathan Fillmore
• Mineral MacGuffin → Minerva McGonagall
• Minmaxer's Delight → Mixmaster's Delight
  • Wait A Minute, Mixmaster's Delight?
• Mitadake High → Midlake High → Marmaduke High
• Mnogo Nukes → Mango Nukes, Manga Nukes
  • Manic Nukes
  • Mnogo Mooks
• Moe Greene Special → Moe Greene Special
• Money, Dear Boy → Money Mah Boi
• Money Fetish → Monkey Fetish
• Monkey Morality Pose → Monkey Spitting Pose
• Monster Is a Mommy → Monster Is Your Mom → Your Mom Reads Monster
  • Monster Is A Mummy
• Mook Chivalry → Mork and Mindy Chivalry, Mook Cavalry
• The Moorcock Effect → The Moar/ore Cock Effect, The Moon Cop Effect, The Mook Cook Effect, Mork and Mindy's Cock Effect (Rule 34?)
  • I read it as "The Motorcock Effect".
• Moral Dissonance → Mortal Dissonance, Moral Distance, Moral Dissin' Dance
• Mordenkainen's Lucubration → Mordenkainen's Lubrication, Harkinian's Lubrication, Mordekaiser's Lubrication
  • Murder Kinky Lubrication (just don't ask)
• More Dakka → More Darker and Edgier, More Dagga, More Baka, More Dak'kon
  • More Dhaka
  • More Dracula
  • More Maka
• Most Triumphant Example → Most Triumelephant Example
  • Most Trumpet Example
• The Contributors' page Morkais Chosen → Mork Is Chosen
• Motive Misidentification - Movie Misidentification
• Moviebob → Moe Blob
• Mulder Moment → Murder Moment, Muddle Moment
  • Muggle Moment
• Murder, She Wrote → Murder the Whore
• The Mummy Trilogy → The Hammy Trilogy
  • Same difference.
• Musical Assassin → Medical Assassin, Musical Assignment
• My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels → My Lovecraft Is Full Of Eels