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N

• Naked First Impression → Naked Fist Impression (likely to be a result of Talk to the Fist)
• Nanaka 6/17 → Nanoha 6/17
• Narm → Nam
  • Narf → Snarf
• Naruto → Narutaru
  • Narutardu
• Nasty Party → Nasty Patty
• Nasuverse → Nanuverse
  • Naruverse
  • Nanoverse
  • Narutoverse
• Near-Rape Experience → Nerd Rape Experience (An Unwanted Harem?)
• Negative Space Wedgie → Negative Space Weegie
  • Negative Space Weegee
• Neon Genesis Evangelion → Neo Geo Evangelion
• Nepotism → Neopetism
  • Nepetaism
• Nerds Are Sexy → Ned Ah Sexy
• Nerf Arm → Narf Arm → Ner Farm (I don't get it either)
  • Numb Arm
    • Narm
  • Narfle Arm → Grotle Arm
    • Charlie Arm
  • Nerf Armor
  • Nerd Arm
• Network Decay → Network Decoy → Network Destroy, New Work Decay
  • New York Decay
• Never Live It Down → Never Gonna Let You Down
• Never Mess with Granny → Never Mess With Sister
  • Never Mess With Grammy
• Never Speak Ill of the Dead → Never Speak Kill Of The Dead
• Never Work with Children or Animals → Never Work with Chinese Amazons
• The New Rock and Roll → The New Rickroll
  • The New Rickroll, Then We Rock And Roll, Three New Rock and Rolls
• Next to Normal, the Broadway musical → Next to Nermal
• NGO Superpower → NJO Superpower (the Yuuzhan Vong?)
  • Ninjago Superpower (don't ask)
• Nice Hat → Ninja Hat
  • Nice Bat
  • Nice Boat
  • Ice Hat
• Nightmare Fuel → Nightmare Fail.
• Nineties Anti-Hero → Nintendo Anti Hero
• Ninja Gaiden → Ninja Garden
• Ninja Run → Ninja Nun
• Nipple-and-Dimed → Nipples Are Trimmed, Nipple and Shined, Nipple and Dined, Nickel and Dimed (Ironically), Nipples and Dimes.
• No Communities Were Harmed → No Communists Were Harmed
  • No Communities Were Haremed
  • No Continuities Were Harmed.
• Nodame Cantabile → Nodame Mandible, No Name Can't Abide, No Damn Cannible, Notre Dame Cannibal
• No Endor Holocaust → No Indoor Holocaust (oh sh--!), No Ender Holocaust
• No Export for You → No Expert for You
• No Mister Bond I Expect You to Dine - No Mister Bond, I Expect You To Die
• No More Heroes → No More Zeroes
• Nom De Mom → Nom De Nom
• Non-Idle Rich → Non Idle Bitch
  • Non Idle Reich
  • Non Indie Bitch
• North Koreans With Nodongs → North Koreans With No Dongs, North Koreans With No Dogs → North Koreans with Nondogs (whatever that means)
  • North Koreans with hotdogs
• Won't Work On Me → No Sale (as in the Wingding Eyes gag)
• Nostalgia Filter → Nostalgia Filler, The Nostalgia Critic
• Nosy Neighbor → Noisy Neighbor
• Not a Subversion → Not A Subversive
• Notable Tabletop Games → Not Tabletop Games
  • No Table Tabletop Games
• Note to Self: → Not To Self, Note To Sell → Not To Sell
• Nothing but Skulls → Nothing But Skrulls, Nothing But Schools, Noting Butt Skills → Nothing but Skills
• Not So Harmless → Not So Narmless (Oh... so close!)
• Not So Invincible After All → Not So Invisible After All
• No Zombie Cannibals → No Zombie Cannibis
  • No Zombie Casuals
• Numbered Sequels → Numbered Seagulls

O

• Oblivious Guilt Slinging → Obvious Guilt Slinging, Oblivious Guilt Singing, Oblivious Gunslinging, Obvious Gut Singing
• Oblivious to Love → Too Obvious To Love
• Obvious Beta → Ominous Beta, Obvious Baka
• Occidental Otaku → Accidental Otaku
• Occupiers Out of Our Country! → Octuplets Out Of Our Country
  • Octopuses Out Of Our Country
• Offer Void in Nebraska → Offer Void In Neeshka, Other God In Nebraska (He Who Walks Behind The Rows?), Often Void In Nebraska
  • Heir of Void in Nebraska
• Old Man Marrying a Child → Old Man Carrying A Child
• Older Than Feudalism → Older Than Freudianism
• Other Common Music Video Concepts → Other Common Videogame Music Misconceptions ("It's all a bunch of bleeps and bloops!")
• Ominous Fog → Ominous Frog
  • All hail the Hypnotoad!
  • Omnomnom Frog (Ribbit, Ribbit)
  • Omnivorous Fog
  • Omnipotent Fog
  • Omnibus Frog
  • Optimus Fog → Optimus Frog
• One Up Sampo → One Up Shampoo (It gives your hair a whole new life!) → One Use Shampoo
  • One Set Up Sampo
• One-Woman Wail → One Wormtail
  • One Wormtail → One Wormtongue
  • One Wormtail → One Woman Tail → One Woman Tale
  • One Woman Wall
  • One Woman Wall → One Woman Mall
  • Wonder Woman Wail
  • One Wonder Wall
    • One Wander Wall
• One World Order → One-World Wonder → One Word Wonder
  • One Word Order
  • Our World Order
  • Old World Order
  • OneWorldOlder
  • New World Order
    • new World order
• Only Child Syndrome → Only Sane Child
• Only the Worthy May Pass → Only The Curvy May Pass (was next to Curvy in recent changes) → Only The Wordy May Pass
• The Ophelia → The Ophiuca
• Oranyan → Orangutan
• Organ Autonomy → Organ Anatomy, Ogre Autonomy, Orgy Autonomy, Orphan Astronomy, Organ Autopsy, Orphan Autopsy
• Organ Drops → Oregon Drops
• Orphean Rescue → Orphan Rescue
• The Other Darrin → The Other Darwin
• The Other Wiki → The Otter Wiki, The Othar Wiki (and on that note, the Other's Wiki), The Outer Wiki, That One Wiki (You must defeat Wikipe-tan to stand a chance!)
• Ouran High School Host Club → Quran High School Host Club
• Our Hero Is Dead → Our Hero Is Dad → Our Hero Is Bad (now how did that come up)
  • Our Hero Is Spread (on this page)
  • Our Hero Isn't Dead
  • Our Hero Is Bear
• Our Genies Are Different → Our Geniuses are different
  • Our Genes Are Different
• Our Liches Are Different → Our Lichees Are Different
• Our Presidents Are Different → Our Presidents Are Difficult
• Our Spirits Are Different → Our Sports Are Different
• Our Wormholes Are Different → Our Wombles Are Different → Our Wombs Are Different
  • Our Waveholes Are Different
  • Our Wormmon Are Different → Our Mormons Are Different → Our Morons Are Different
• Our Zombies Are Different → Our Zombies Are President.
• Oven Logic → Over Logic
• Overly Long Gag → Overly Long Cat

P

• Page Three Stunna → Return To Savanna (You mean, like The Lion King 2? Or Scarlett?)
  • Pace Thee Sauna (on this page)
  • Pastry Stunna
  • Hasty Setsuna.
• Pain Center → Pan Central, Rain Center, Panic Center
• Pair the Spares → Pair The Spades
• Pandeism→ Pandaism (worship of pandas?)
• Pandering to the Base → Pedobearing To The Base
• Pan's Labyrinth → Penis Labyrinth, Pants Labyrinth, Pantsu Labyrinth.
  • It can also be read as Pan's Labyrinth or Pan's Labyrinth.
• Pantheon: Shape → Pantheon: Snape
• Panty Fighter → Party Fighter (a cross between the Fighting Game and Mario Party? (So, Super Smash Bros.., then?)), Panty Finder
• Panty Shot → Panty Shit
  • Panty Snot
  • Pantry Shot
  • Panty Short
  • Panty's Shot
• Papa Wolf → Papal Wolf
• Paper Fan of Doom → Peter Pan Of Doom (while looking away a second), Paper Faroff Doom, Paper Fan Dumb
• Parental Issues → Paternal Issues (was next to Maternally Challenged), Perennial Issues
• Parental Substitute → Parental Prostitute → Paternal Pasta
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose → Parker Lewis Can't Hold His Liquor. (Just guess what it was followed immediately by on "Recent Changes")
• Party Game → Panty Game
• Passion Play → Rassilon Play → Pokémon Play
  • A Passion Play
• Passive-Aggressive Kombat → Passive Aggressive Wombat
• The Password Is Always Swordfish → The Password Is Always Swedish
• The Perfect Score → The Perfect Storm
• The Perils of Penelope Pitstop → The Penis of Penelope Pitstop (don't ask. Just...don't), The Pearls of Penelope Pitstop, The Perils of Penelope Shitstop
• Paxton Fettel → Patton Oswalt
• Perky Goth → Pesky Goth (well, some Goths are pesky) → Pesky Goff (these ones, perhaps?)
• Person as Verb → Phineas and Ferb
• Pet Heir → Peter Weir (director of The Truman Show and Dead Poets Society)
  • Pet Hitler
• Phone Booth → Phoney Booth
• Photographic Memory → Pornographic Memory
  • Pornographic Money
• Picaresque → Picardesque → Pixaresque
  • Picturesque
  • Animesque
  • Picarats
• Pick Up Babes with Babes → Pick Up Babies with Babies. Fuck up Babes With Babes (if you can do that, you don't need the original one, do you?)
• The Picture of Dorian Gray + Tropes Will Ruin Your Life → This Picture Will Ruin Your Life
• The Pig Pen → The Pen Pen
• Pimp Duds → Pimp Druids
  • Pimp Dudes
• Pitch Testing Zone → Bitch Testing Zone, Piss Tetching Zone
• A Plague on Both Your Houses → A Plague On Both Your Horses, A Plaque On Both Your Houses
• Planescape: Torment → Planescape Torrent
  • Planetscale Tournament
• Plato Is a Moron → Plato is a Moon
• Playing a Tree + Playing with Fire → Playing a Tree On Fire (Ouch)!
• Playing Tennis With the Boss → Playing Penis With The Boss → Playing Penis With The Boys
  • Playing Tennis With The Boos
  • Playing Tennis With Teh Booze
• Playing Tennis With the Boss + Playing with a Trope → Playing Tennis With A Trope
• Playing to The Fetishes → Planet Of The Fetishes
  • Playing With The Fishes
  • Playing To The Testicles
• Plays Great Ethnics → Plays Great Ethics
• Plug N Play Friends → Plug 'N' Play Fruits (This, Mango Nukes... I must be hungry.)
• Podcast → Prodcast → P(r)odcats
• Poison Oak Epileptic Trees → Professor Oak's Epileptic Trees
• Poke the Poodle → Pork The Poodle
• The Pollyanna → The Poochyena
  • Pomu Mania
  • Hey, that's my name!
  • Porom/Palom Mania
  • Pomeranian!
  • Pom Poko → Porn Poko
  • Pomi Raku
• Poorly-Disguised Pilot → Poorly Disguised Plot
• Porn Stash ←→ Porn Stache, Porn Smash, Corn Stash, Pom Stash
• Portal Network + Player Punch → Portal Punch (seen on Recent Changes next to each other)
• Post-Kiss Catatonia → Post Kiss California
  • Post Kiss Catalonia
• Potemayo → Potatomoto, Dattebayo!
  • Sotomayor
• Powder Trail → Powder Tail, Power Trail, Power Tail, Powered Tail
  • Powder Trial, Power Trial, Powered Trial (nonsense, but still…)
• Power Born of Madness → Porn Of Madness, Powder Of Madness
• Power Crutch → Power Crotch
• Powered Armor → Powdered Armor (Just Add Water?)
• Power Floats → Power Goats, Power Coats, Power Boats, Power Foals
• Power Gives You Wings → Power Gives You Wangs → Power Gives You Wangst, Power Gives You Rings
  • Rings Give You Power
  • Power Rangers Give You Wings
• Power Glows → Power Grows
• The Power of Love → The Power Of Lose → The Power of L.O.S.E.
• The Power of Rock → The Power Of Rockman
  • The Power of Fuck
• The Power of Trust → Power Thrust
  • Power Thirst
• Powerpuff Girls → Powder Puff Girls
  • How come people always get that wrong?
• Praetorian Guard → Prydonian Guard, Pray Thor's On Guard, Pratchettian Guard
• The Presents Were Never From Santa → The Presidents Were Never From Santa
• Pretend Prejudice → A very odd misspelling of Pride and Prejudice, Prepared Prune Juice
• Pretty Cool Guy → Pretty Cure Guy
• PrimaDonna → Pre-Madonna
• Prima Donna Director → Prima Donna Doctor
• Private Detective → Pirate Detective
  • Privates Detective (So he strip-searches, eh?)
• Production Posse → Punctuation Posse
  • Production Pose
• Prom Is for Straight Kids → Porn Is For Straight Kids
• Protection From Editors → Protection From Elders
• Psycho for Hire + The Juggernaut (Seen next to each other on the "Recent Edits" page) → Psychonauts For Hire
• Public Exposure → Pubic Exposure
• Punch Clock Villain → Punch Cock Villain
  • Punch Cock = Villain
  • Punch this Cock, "Villain"!
  • Punched Cock Villain
  • "Punched = Long Cock" Villain
  • Lunchbox Villain
• Puny Earthlings → Punny Earthlings (It's true...), Puny Earrings
• Pursuing Parental Perils → Pursuing Parental Penis
• Put Me In, Coach → Put Me In Couch, Put Me In Crotch
• Putting on the Reich → Put It On The Rich, Putting On The Peach, Putting On The Leech, Putin On The Reich
• PvP → PCP (Porter C Powell)
  • PCP (Sorry, it had to be done.)
  • PCB
  • PSP
  • Porn Without Plot (Nine times out of ten, it will suck.)
  • P2P

Q

• The Queen's Latin → Queen Latifah, The Queen's Late! → The Queen's Latte
• Quest Giver → Guest Quiver.
• Questionable Content → Questionable Consent

R

• Race Against the Clock → Rape Against The Clock → Race Against The Cock (rooster)
  • Rage Against the Heavens
    • Race Against The Heavens
    • Rage Against The Machine
  • Rage Against The Clock
• Race For Your Love → Rape For Your Love; Rice For Your Love; Race Foe, Your Love, Race For Your Life
• Rage Against the Heavens → Rape Against The Heavens, Rage Against the Hyenas.
• Raised by Wolves → Raped By Wolves, Raised By Elves?, Razed By Wolves, Razed By Elves?!
• Random Power Ranking → Random Power Ranger
  • Random PowerNanking
  • Random Power Spanking
• Rape and Revenge -> Rape as Revenge (Bit excessive...)
• Rape As Comedy → Rape As Candy (Everything at once!), Rap as Comedy, Rape Ass Comedy (a subset of Refuge in Audacity)
  • Rape As Audacity
  • Rope As Comedy
• Rapid-Fire Typing → Rapist Fire Typing
• Rant-Inducing Slight → Rant Inducing Sight (which sounds much better, grammar wise.)
• Really Gets Around → Reality Gets Around
• Real Person Cameo → Real Person Galileo
• Recent Changes → Reality Changes, Reset Changes
• Recurring Riff → Recurring Yiff (...what?)
  • We're looking at you becase you have a mental desease
• Redemption Earns Life -> Redemption Ends Life
• Redheaded Stepchild → Red Headed Stupid, Red Handed Stepchild
• Re-Ditto → Doritos (I was hungry, OK?)
• Red Light District too close on the page to The Red Planet → Red Light Planet
• The Red Sonja → The Red Sonia
  • The Red Sonya
  • The Red Monika. Oh. Yes.
• Reed Richards Is Useless → Michael Richards Is Useless, Reed Richards Is Ulysses
  • Sea Urchins Are Useless
  • Keith Richards Is Useless
    • Keith Olbermann Is Useless
    • Keith Olbermann is Obese
    • Kevin Michael Richardson Is Useless
  • Richard Is Useless
  • Read, Richards! E's Useless!
    • Arthur Read Is Useless!
  • Lyrical is Useless
• Reed Snorkel → Red Snorkel
• Reflective Eyes → Radioactive Eyes
• Refuge in Audacity → Refugee in Audacity
• Reincarnation Romance → Reincarnation Bromance
• The Renfield → The Seinfeld, The Ren and Stimpy
  • The Rumsfeld
  • The Ren Fair
• Rental (car) → Rentai
• Report Siht → Report Shit, Reports It, Report Sith, Repost Shit, Repot Shit, Repurposed Pop Song
• Repo! The Genetic Opera → Repo the Generic Opera
  • Harpo the Genetic Oprah
• Repurposed Pop Song → Repurposed Rap Song, Resourpussed Pop Song
• Rescued from the Scrappy Heap → Rescued From Imogen Heap.
• Restraining Bolt → Restraining Boll (See, there's this petition going 'round...), Retraining Boll, Yew Ball
• Retired Game Show Element → Retarded Game Show Element
• Retroactive Recognition → Retroactive Dungeon → Radioactive Recognition (that green glow looks familiar)
• The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized → The Resolution Will Not Be Televised, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, The Resolution Will Not Be Civilized
  • The Revolution Will Not Be Institutionalised
• The Revolution Will Not Be Vilified → The Revolution will not be verified
• Right-Wing Militia Fanatic → Right Wing Militia Fanfic
• Road Show → Red Snow
• Romance of the Three Kingdoms → Romans of the Three Kingdoms
• Romancing the Widow → Romancing The Window
• Ronin Warriors → Robin Williams (At this point I think I need my head checked.)
  • Rurouni Warriors
• Rooting for the Empire → Rooting For The Umpire
• Rope Bridge → Rape Bridge (Oh my! It actually fits!)
• Rousseau Was Right → Rossiu Was Right, Rousseau Was Tight, (Vince) Russo Was Right (for once), (Ladd) Russo Was Right
  • Renton Was Right
  • Russia Was Right
  • Renfield Was Right
    • Seinfeld Was Right
• The Rule of First Adopters → The Rule Of First Adapters
• Rule 34 - Rule Thirty Sex (Rule 30 has sex?)
• Rumiko Takahashi → Ryo Takamisaki
  • Ryo Takamisaki → Ryo Hirohashi

S

• The Sadistic Choice → The Sarcastic Choice, The Sad Dipstick Choice
• Sailor Fuku -> Sailor Fuck-You
• Saint Seiya → Sailor Seiya → Saint Seira
• Sand in My Eyes → Send In My Eyes, Sad Enemy Eyes, Stand In My Eyes, Saint in my Eyes
  • Sanding My Eyes (because the goggles do nothing!)
• Sandy Mitchell → Saintly Mitchell (ironic of course, because the title character of that film is decidedly not saintly)
• Sanity Slippage → Saintly Slippage
  • Sanity Sippage
• The Sarah Connor Chronicles → The Sarah Jane Adventures
• Sarcasm Failure → Starscream Failure (Yet again!)
  • Likewise, Sarcasm Mode → Starscream Mode (Converts from fighter jet into snarky, backstabbing robot and back!)
• Sasami → Sashimi. Although since the person in question was from another planet.....
• Satan Is Good → Satan Is God, Seitan Is Goat
  • Satin Is Good
• Saved by the Bell → Saved By Zatch Bell
  • Stalked by the Bell
  • Saved By The Hell
  • Saved By The Idiot Ball
  • Stalked by Hell
• Saving Sarah Cain → Saving Sarah Palin → Craving Sarah Palin
• Scarf of Asskicking → Scar Of Asskicking, Scar of Asskicking
  • Scar of Asskicking
• Scary Impractical Armor → Scarily Practical Ammo
• Schala Lives → Schala Lives (with a long i, as in "extra lives")
• SCP Foundation → SPC Foundation, SCV Foundation, SDP Foundation (How is this possible)
• The Scrappy → The Crappy (more appropriate actually))
  • The Cappy
    • The Other Cappy
  • The Scrappy + Screenwriters = Scrappy Writers
• Screams Like a Little Girl → Samus Is A Little Girl, Samus Is A Ghoul, Seams Like A Little Grill
• Screw the Rules I Have Plot → Screw The Rules I Have Pot
• Se7en → Semen
• Seasonal Rot → Seasonal Riot, Sensational Rot, Sensational Riot, Seasonal Rat, Seasonal Plot
• Second Episode Morning → Second Episode Mourning (all the characters shed a tear for the Sacrificial Lamb)
• Sedgwick Speech → Sedgewick Smooch
• Seinfeld Is Unfunny → Seinfeld Is A Bunny
  • Springfield Is Unfunny
    • And while we're at it, Seinfeldian Conversation → Springfieldian Conversation
  • Or it could be Springfield is Unfunny
• Selective Gravity → Selective Gravy
• Self-Insert Fic → Self Service Fic
  • Selfish Server (he's only doing it for himself)
  • Self Insertion Fic
• Self-Made Orphan → Spell Made Orphan, Self Made Opium
  • Self Made Ophan
  • Self Made Oprah
  • Self Made Oufan
• Sempai-Kohai → Sempai Kohei
• Serial Killer Killer → Serial Killer Whale
• Series Continuity Error → Serious Continuity Error
• Series Goal → Series Goat, Surly Goat
• Seven Minute Lull → Seven Minute LOL → Seven Minute Loli
• Seven Is Nana → Seven of Nine
• Sex Changes Everything → Sex Change Is Everything
  • Hex Changes Everything
    • Hentai Changes Everything
• Shaving Is Science → Sharing Is Science, Shaving In Silence, Shaving His Science
• Shibi Aburame → Spirit Albarn
• Ship Tease → Strip Tease
• Shipper on Deck → Stripper On Deck
• Shirtless Scene → Shitless Scene
  • Or, in other context, Shitless Scene
  • Shiftless Scene
• Shock and Awe → Spock and Awe
• Shonen Hair → Shaven Hair (theatre)
• Shoo Out the Clowns → Shoot Out The Clowns
• Shoot Out the Lock → Shout-Out The Lock → Shout Out To The Rock
• Shopping Montage → Shipping Montage, Shopping For Montage, Shopping For Mortgages
• Shotgun Wedding → Shogun Wedding
• Shotoclone → Shotaclone, Shot A Clone, Shotokan > Shokotan
  • Shotacon
• Significant Reference Date → Starfighter Reference Date
• Silence Is Golden → Science Is Golden
• Silent Hill: Shattered Memories → Silent Hill Shadow Mommies
• Single-Issue Wonk → Single Issue Wank, Single Issue Work
• Sitch Sexuality → Stitch Sexuality
• Skyward Sword → Squidward Sword
• Smug Snake → Smug Snape, Smug Sasuke, Snug Snake
  • Or Smug Snake
• Snark Bait → Snake Bait, Shark Bait, Snark Bite, Shark Bite, Snake Bite
• Snatch → Snatch Adams
  • Snicket Warning Label → Snickers Warning Label
  • ...*kasplodey*
  • Snatcher
• Snowlems → Snow Lems
• So Bad Its Horrible → So Bad It's Dr. Horrible, So Bad It's Qrrbrbirlbel
• So Bad It's Horrible: Wrestling → So Bad, It's Horrible Wrestling
• Socially Awkward Hero → Sexually Awkward Hero
• Social Semi-Circle → Socialism Circle, Special Sim Circle
• Sociopathic Soldier → Slakoth Soldier
• Something Else Also Rises → Something Else Almost Rises
• Something Something Leonard Bernstein → Something Something Rugal Bernstein (GENOCIDE CUTTAH!! HAHAHAHAHA!)
• So Once Again the Day Is Saved → So Once Again, It Was His Sled
  • So Once Again, I Save The Day
• Sorry I Left the BGM On → Sorry I Left the BFG On
  • Sorry I Let The BFG In
  • Sorry I Left The BDSM On
  • So What Are You Shaving?
• Spacebattles.com → Spaceballs.com
• Spam Attack → Sperm Attack
  • Spain Attack
  • Spam Attach (soft ch sound)
• Spice Rack Panacea → Spice Rack Placenta, Spice Rack Pangea, Spice Rack Pancreas, Spam Rice Pandora → Spam Razors, Pandora!
• Spin to Deflect Stuff → Spin To Detect Stuff, Spot To Reflect Stuff
• Spooks → Sporks
• Spotlight-Stealing Squad → Spotlight-Stealing Squid
• Squishy Wizard → Squicky Wizard
• Stalking Mission → Stalking Minion
  • Staking Mission
  • STALKER Mission
• Starkit's Prophecy → Sharktits Prophecy
• Starwing → Starwang
  • Starving
• Stat Grinding → Start Grinding (Because You Have To)
• Statler and Waldorf → Stantler And Bidoof
  • Statler And Waldo
• Statuesque Stunner → Shatneresque Stunner
• Stealth Hi Bye → "Self High Five"
• Stern Chase → Stem Chase (blame it on keming...)
• Stern Teacher → Stunt Teacher
• "Stop Having Fun!" Guys → Stop Hating Fun Guys, Stop Having Fungi
• Stop Helping Me! → Stop Hugging Me → Stop Mugging Me
• Street Fighter → Skeet Fighter → Keet Fighter
• Stringy-Haired Ghost Girl → Stingy Haired Ghost Girl
• Stripped to the Bone → Strapped To The Bomb
• Stupid Sexy Flanders → Stupid Sexy Flandre
• Subdued Section → Subdued Seduction
  • Subdued Vivisection
• Subspace Ansible → Subspace Asshole
• Subtitles Are Superfluous → Subtleties Are Superfluous, Subtitles Are Super Floss
• Such a Phony → Such A Pony
  • Such A Brony
• Suit-Up of Destiny → Shut Up of Destiny
• Superman → Stupidman
• Supermarionation → Super Mario Nation (We wish!)
• Super Sentai → Super Hentai (I can't believe we don't have this one)
• Super Serum → Super Sperm (or Sperm Serum—would explain why Captain America never divulged the ingredients)
  • Super See-Rum (wonder if Jack would like this?)
• Surprisingly Improved Sequel → Surprisingly Improvised Sequel
• Suspiciously Apropos Music → Suspiciously, A Porpoise's Music
  • Suspiciously Appropriate Music (which actually relates to the subject)
• Sweet Polly Oliver → Sweet Tommy Oliver
• Swiss Army Appendage → Swiss Army Bondage
  • Swiss Army Appendectomy