I Read That As/G-M
G
- Gag Penis → Giga Penis (which, ironically, still describes the trope), Gay Penis
- Gaia's Lament → Gaeta's Lament
- Gaia's Vengeance → Giygas Vengeance
- Dark Gaia's Vengeance
- Gainax Ending → Gain The Ax Ending, Gainax Awning
- Gambit Pileup → Gandalf Pileup
- Game Breaker → Ganon Breaker
- Gaol Time → Goal Time, Yaoi Time (MWAHAHAHA!) → Gao Time!
- Gasai Time
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- (Goofy Time)
- Gao Time → Gau Time
- Gaoh Time
- Goooooaaaaaaal Time!
- Gaol Time
- Gary Stu → Gray Sith
- Gaussian Girl → Russian Girl, Gay Russian Girl, Caucasian Girl
- tAtu...?
- Gay Groom in a White Tux → Gray Goon in a White Tux
- Gay Option → Gag Option, Bay Option
- Brain Bleach required.
- Gears of War → Geass of War
- Geek Physiques → Greek Physiques
- Gender Bender + Genie in a Bottle → Gender In A Bottle
- Gender Equals Breed → Gender Bender Breed
- Genre Blindness → Gender Blunderbuss
- Germans Love David Hasselhoff + Americans Hate Tingle → Americans Miss David Hasselhoff
- Getting Crap Past the Radar → Getting Crap Past The Reader (although in the cases of Parental Bonuses, and Parental Media Watchdogs...)
- Ghostly Chill → Ghostly Chili
- Ghastly Chili
- Ghostly Churchill
- Gia Sado → Orgía Sado → Orgasm Sado
- Giant Enemy Crab -→ > Giant Enemy Cab
- Giant Enemy Crap
- Giant Enemy Crabgot
- Gitaroo Man → Gitarzan
- Glam of Shazam → Ham Of Shazam
- Goddamned Bats → God, dam bats!, God Damned Bats
- God and Satan Are Both Jerks → God and Satan Are Both Jocks
- God Is Evil → Good is Evil; God, Is He Evil?
- Godiva Hair → Goodbye Hair → Goodbye, Heir → Golden Diva hair → Go, Diva Hair!
- The two above → Godiva Evil
- Godwin's Law → Gadwin's Law → God Wins Law
- Going Down with the Ship → Going Down With The Strip
- Going Down With The Snip
- Going Down With The Snape
- Going Down With The Snip
- Going Postal → Going Portal
- Go-Karting with Bowser → Go Karting With The Browser, Goku Farting With Bowser, Go Parting Housers, Go Charting With Yowsers!.
- Goku and Vegeta → Doku And Vegeta
- Gold Fever → God Fever
- Go Mad from the Revelation → Go Mad From The Revolution
- Gondor Calls for Aid → Gondor Calls For Acid → Gondor Calls For Acid Ace
- Gondor Calls For Kool-Aid
- Gondor Calls For Band-Aids
- Gondor Calls For Air
- Condor Calls For Aid
- Condor Calls for AIDS
- Gondor Calls for AIDS
- Grondor Calls For Aid
- Good Bad Bugs → Good Bad Hugs → Good Had Bugs
- Good Feels Good → Good Feel Is Good, God I Feel Good
- Good Girls Avoid Abortion → Good Girls Avoid Abduction
- Good Is Impotent → God Is Impotent, God Is Important, God Is Omnipotent
- Good-Looking Privates → Good-Looking Primates
- Good Old Ways → Good Old Wars
- Gorn → Garn ("I ask you, sir, what sort of trope is that?")
- Gore with yarn?
- Gone Horribly Right → Gone Horribly Aurum (It was on the Recent Edits page for Kid Icarus: Uprising and the word Aurum was right below it)
- Gory Discretion Shot → Glory Discretion Shot
- Gossip Evolution → Gossip Evaluation ("Now that's a career I don't wanna take.")
- Grandia → Gradius. Made worse by both series having two numbered sequels.
- Grand Unifying Guesses → Grand Unifying Glasses, Grand Unifying Clueless
- Granola Girl → Gondola Girl
- Gran Torino → Gran Turismo
- Grievous Bottley Harm → Grievous Bottled Ham
- Grievous Body Harm
- Grievous Harm with a Body → General Grievous Harm With A Body (I can't believe nobody came up with this one)
- Growing the Beard → Growling, the beard .... (insert verb here and continue)
- Glowing The Beard
- Growing A Head
- Gundam Wing → Goddamn Wing
- Guns Are Worthless → Guys Are Worthless
- Gurren Lagann → Queen Latifah
- Guys Are Slobs → Girls Are Slobs
H
- Hair Reboot → Hair Robot
- Hajime no Ippo → Hajime No Hippo
- Ham-to-Ham Combat → Ham Ham Combat, Arm To Arm Combat
- Handsome Lech → Handsome Leech, Handsome Blech, Handsome Leek
- Handsome Bleck
- Haruka Kanata → Hakuna Matata
- Harmful to Minors → Harmful to Minions, Harmful to Miners, Harmful to Mirrors
- Harpo Does Something Funny → Harpo Gives Everybody Cars
- Haru-Sari → Haruhi Suzumiya-Saru
- Hate Plague → Hat Plague
- Hays Morality Code → Hays Mortality Code
- Hays Konami Code
- Head-Tiltingly Kinky → Head Tinglingly Kinky, Heedingly Klinkly
- Head-Tilting Kinklink
- Head-Tilting Klingklang
- Heartcatch Pretty Cure → Headscratchers Pretty Cure
- Heel Face Turn → Hell Face Turn → Heel Farce Turn
- Heli Critter → Heil Critter
- Hellish Pupils → Hellish Puppies
- Heroes → Herpes
- Hermit Guru → Hermit Guu
- Heroic BSOD → Heroic BDSM, Heroic BOD, Heroic SOD, Heroic BS, Heroic S.O.B.
- Heroic Self-Deprecation → Heroic Self-Decapitation
- Hero Insurance → Hello Insurance, Hero Insecure
- Hide Your Children → Hide Your Chicken (from Leeroy Jenkins!), Ride Your Children, Hire Your Children (apparently the Child Labor laws have been repealed), Bide You Children
- Bide You Children → Bride Your Children → Bride your Chicken
- Hide of Children.
- Hide Your Gays → Find Your Gays → Hide Your Guys → Find Your Guys → Slide Four Gays → Slide Four Guys
- Highschool of the Dead → High School Musical Of The Dead → High School Musical Drama
- High-Speed Missile Dodge → High School Musical Dodge
- Hikaru no Go → Hikaru No-go
- Hikaru Don't Go
- Hikari No Go
- Hikaru Sulu
- Hikaru Solo
- Hiroshi Fujioka → Haruhi Fujioka (Obviously a common enough misreading that it's mentioned on the page!)
- Hoist by His Own Petard → Hoist By His Own Retard
- Hollywood Dress Code → Hollywood Dress Cute
- Hollywood Pudgy → Hollywood Pug
- Home Run Hitter → Home Run Hitler
- Homestar Runner
- Homsar Runner
- Homestar Hitler
- Rome Run Hitter
- Home Run Titter
- Home Run Twitter
- Homogenous Multinational Ad Campaign → Humongous Multinational Ad Campaign → Humongous Multilateral Ad Campaign
- Horrific Mutilation Ad Campaign
- Honor Before Reason → Humor Before Reason
- Horror Before Reason
- Honor Before Research
- Honor Below Reason
- Honor Below Poison
- Honda Before Reason (No wonder Honda cars have bad reputations as potential "rice rockets.")
- Hanar Before Reason
- Horde of Alien Locusts → Head Full Of Alien Locusts, Horde Of Alien LOLcats ("Trying to Communicate - The Sequel"?)
- Horror Tropes → Horse Tropes, Horror Ropes, Whore Tropes
- Horsemen of the Apocalypse → Homemade Apocalypse
- Homemade Apocalypse, just add water!
- Hot for Teacher → Hot For Netnavi
- Hot Mom + Idiot Hair → Idiot Mom
- Improbable Species Compatibility → Hot Skitty On Warlord Action, Hot Skidding On Wailord Action, Hot Skittles On Warlord Action, Hot Griddles On Warlord Action
- Ho Yay + Hitler Ate Sugar → Hitler Yay
- Humans Are Cthulhu → Humans Ate Cthulhu → Humans Mate Cthulhu
- Humongous Mecha → Humorous Mecha
- Hypocritical Humour → Hypothetical Humour
- Hippocratical Humor
- Hypothetical Humor → Hypothetical Tumor
- Hypothetical Homer
I
- I'm a Humanitarian → I'm A Hungarian
- I Am Not Spock → I Am Hot Spock
- Ice Cream Koan → Ice Cream Koran
- Ichiban no Tempura → Ichirin no Hana → Ichirin no Hana [1]
- Idiot Plot → Idiot Pot, I Did It Plot, Indy Plot
- Idiot Pilot
- If You Die, I Call Your Stuff → If You Die, I Call You "Stuff" → If You Die, I Call You "Stiff"
- If You Die, I Call Your Slut
- IKEA Erotica → Ike Erotica
- IKEA Emoticon
- I Kiss Your Foot → I Kiss Your Food → I Kiss You, Fool → I Pity You, Fool
- "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight → I Know You Are In There Somewhere, Fight!, "I Know You Are In There Somewhere" Fright
- I Know You Know I Know → I Know Yuuno I Know
- I Know I Know I Know
- I Know You Know Yoko Ono
- Oho You Know Bono Knows Yoko Ono's Uno? Onoes!
- I Love Nuclear Power → I Love Nuklear Power
- Image Song → Imagine Song
- Immortality Immorality → Immortality Immortality
- Immorality Immortality (either someone's evil deeds being remembered after them, or gaining immortality through doing something evil)
- Immune to Drugs → Immune To Dogs, Immune To Drones, Immune To Dorks, Immune To Dugs
- Improbable Antidote → Improbable Anecdote, Impossible Attitude
- Implacable Man → Inexplicable Man, Inflatable Man
- Implausible Man
- Impossible Man
- Irreplaceable Man
- Incapable Man
- Unplaceable Man
- Inpissable Man
- Improvised Weapon → Improvised Woman, Improved Weapon, Improvised Wee apron
- Inazuma Eleven → Innsmouth Eleven
- Incidental Villain → Accidental Villain
- Incredibly Long Note → Incredibly Long Nose
- Incredibly Long No
- Incredibly Brown Note
- Incorruptible Pure Pureness → Incorrigible Pure Pureness
- I Need to Go Iron My Dog → I Need To Golron My Dog
- Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain → Ineffectual Synthetic Villain, In Effect, Some Pathetic Villain
- Infant Immortality → Infant Immorality
- Infinite Immortality
- Informed Equipment → Informed Elephant
- Inherently Funny Words → Inherently Funny Wounds, Inherently Furry Fandom Words
- In Name Only → In Nomine Only
- In Naminé Only
- Inner Monologue → Inner Mongolia
- Innocence Virgin On Stupidity → Innocent Virgin ON STUPIDITY!, Stupid Virgin On Stupidity
- Innocence Verging On Stupidity
- Insistent Terminology → Instant Terminology → Instant Termination
- Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons → Instant Awesome Just Add Dreigonix (Come on, I'm not that awesome.)
- Instant Messenger Pigeon → Instant Messenger Pidgin
- Instant Murder Pidgeon
- Instant Messenger Pidgey-on
- Instant Messiah Pidgin
- Insistent Terminology Messenger Pidgit
- Instant Runes → Infant Runes, Instant Prunes, Instant Russian, Inane Runes
- Insistant Rules
- Instant Seiza → Instant Seizure, Instant Frieza
- Insufferable Genius → Insufferable Genie
- Intangible Man → Intelligible Man, Inelegible Man,Illogical Man
- Interactive Narrator → Interrupted Narrator, Inactive Narrator, Interactive Warrior
- Interface Screw → Infantile Screw → Infertile Screw
- In-Universe Game Clock → In Universe Game Cock
- Invisible Grid → Invisible Grind
- I Read That As → I Read That Ass
- I Read (Present-Tense) That As
- Tread That As…
- I'd Bed That Ass
- I Reed That Ass
- I Rape That Ass
- Irresponsible Captain Tylor → Irresponsible Captain Tyrol (also wondered how Chief Tyrol got promoted to Captain), Impossible Captain Taylor, Irresponsible Captain Tylenol
- Irritation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery → Irradiation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery
- ISophagus → I, Sophagus (instead of "iSophagus"), Sarcophagus
- I Saw Fags
- It Has Been an Honor → It Has Been A Horror
- It's a Wonderful Plot → It's A Wonderful Pilot
- It's Easy, So It Sucks → It's Easy, Now It Sucks, It's So Easy, It Sucks → I'm So Easy, It Sucks
- It's Popular, Now It Sucks → It's Pop'n, Now It Sucks
- I Want My Beloved to Be Happy → I Want My Beloved Mr. Happy
- I Was Quite a Looker → I Was Quite A Locker, I Was Quite A Hooker
J
- Jacob Marley Warning → Bob Marley Warning
- Jacob Marley Winning → Jacob Marley Whining
- Jesus and Mo → Jesus and Mio
- Jidai Geki → Jedi Genki
- Jiggle Physics → Jiggy Physics
- Jingle All the Way → Jiggle All The Way
- Joe Quesada → Joe Quesadilla
- Joker Jury → Joker Fury
- Judge, Jury, and Executioner → Judge Judy and Executioner
- Juggle Fu → Jiggle Fu, Struggle, Fuu
- Just in Time → Justin Time
- Just Intake
K
- Kaiju Defense Force → Kanji Defense Force
- Kaleidoscope Eyes → Kaleidoscope Thighs
- Kansai Regional Accent → Kansas Regional Accent → Kansas Regional Ascend
- Kamen Rider Fourze → Kamen Rider Fonzie
- Karl Marx Hates Your Guts → K-Mart Hates Your Guts
- Katamari Damacy → Calamari Democracy, Calamari Delicacy
- Katamari Democracy (insert mental images of the President of All Cosmos in a business suit here)
- Katanas Are Just Better → Kataras Are Just Better, Kantaria Is Just Better
- Katamaris Are Just Better
- Kittens Are Just Better
- Kangaroos Are Just Better
- Kill It With Cold (on YKTTW) → Kill It With God → Kill It with Cod
- Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep → Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sheep
- King of Beasts → King of Breasts
- Kirbys Epic Yarn → Kirby's Epic Yam
- King Mook → King Mork and Mindy→ King Monk'
- Kissing Cousins → Jizzing Cousins, Kissing Cosines
- Killing Counsins
- Kissing Discretion Shot → Killing Discretion Shot → Killing Direction Shot
- Kneel Before Frodo → Kneel Before Frollo
- Know Your Vines → Know Your Vimes → Know Your Mimes → Know Your Memes
- K-On! → Kon, Kyon
- Kukris Are Kool → Yukkuris Are Cool → Kokiris Are Cool
- Kung Fu-Proof Mook → Kung Fu Proof Monk
- Kuudere → Cool Deer → Cool, dear!
L
- Laconic → Lactic Wiki, Baconic Wiki, Lexiconic Wiki, Iaconic Wiki
- Lady in Red → Lady In Bed, Something In Red
- Lambda → Lambada → Banana
- Lame Comeback → Llama Comeback; Lame, Come Back!
- Lampshade Hanging → Lamplight hanging
- Landmark of Lore → Landmark Of Love, Landmine Lore, Landmark of Ore, Landmark Of Iova
- Landmine Lore + Lame, Come Back! (on this page) → Landmine Core
- Laser-Guided Karma → Laser Guided Katana, Laser Guided Kamina, Laser Guided Katara, Laser Guided Kantaria
- Laser Guided Kama
- Laser Guided Kamek
- Last-Name Basis → Last Name Bases, Last Name Bias, Last Name Badass
- Last Meme Basis, Last Meme Bias
- Laughing Mad → Laughing Man
- Lawful Good → Lawful Dude
- Lawful Evil → Lawful Ebil.
- Lawful Stupid → Awful Stupid → Awful Something
- Lensman Arms Race → Lesbian Arms Race
- Libation for the Dead → Liberation For The Dead
- Like Is, Like, a Comma → Life Is Like A Comma
- Life Is Like A Coma
- Dude, She's Like, in a Coma
- Like You Would Really Do It → Luke Would Really Do It
- LittleBigPlanet → Little Big Town
- Load-Bearing Boss → Load Bearing Bras → Load Bearing Bass
- Locard's Theory → LOLcats Theory, Picard's Theory
- Lock and Load Montage → Lock And Load Marriage
- LOLcats → Loliconcats
- Lolicon → LOL Icon
- Lonely Rich Kid → Loony Rich Kid
- Lord British Postulate → Lord British Prostitute
- Lottery of Doom + Combattler V → V Of Doom
- Lotus Eater Machine → Locust Eating Machine → Cast Eating Machine
- Lotus-Eater Machine → Locust Eating Machine → Cast Eating Machine → Cat Eating Machine
- Lotus-Eater Machine → Locust Eating Machine → Lolcat Eating Machine
- Lovable Traitor → Lovable Translator → Lobster Translator
- Loves My Alter Ego → Love Is My Alter Ego
- Loves My Alter Kocker
- Loves Anton Ego
- Loving a Shadow -> Loving Shadow
- Ludicrous Gibs → Ludicrous Gibbs
- Luke, I Am Your Father → Look, I Am Your Father
- Luke Nounverber → Luke November
- Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor → Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mordor (can anyone say, Best Crossover Ever?)
- Luke, You Are My Father → Luke You Are Your Father
- Luminescent Blush → Luminescent Bush
- Lust, Caution → Lust Cauldron → Lost Cauldron
- Les Luthiers → Lex Luthors
- Sex Authors → Sex Aurors
- Less Lutherans
- Les Authors
- Lesbian Luthors
- Less Lutherans
- Lysistrata Gambit → Lysistrata Gerbil
M
- Macademi Wasshoi → Madame Wasabi
- Madlax → Maglax → Magax
- Mad Love → Man Love
- Made of Iron → Made Of Iroh (which is probably even more Badass)
- Made of Plasticine → Made Of Plastic, Made Of Plastique
- Made of Win → Made Of Wham! → Made of Ham
- Maechen Period → Maerchen Period; Maedchen Period; Merchandise, Period!
- Mage in Manhattan → Made In Manhattan, Merge in Manhattan, Mad In Manhattan (Hey, a sequel to Sleepless in Seattle!), Marge In Manhattan
- What about Maid in Manhattan?
- Rage In Manhattan (Actually Brooklyn, but...)
- Mage Mad Hatter
- Madden Manhattan
- Manage Manhattan
- Magi Babble → Magi Bubble, Magic Barbie
- Magical Girlfriend → Maniacal Girlfriend, Magical Girl's Friend
- Magic Floppy Disk → Magic Floppy Dick
- Magnificent Bastard → Magnetic Bastard → Magical Bastard
- Maiden's Capriccio → Maiden's Cappuccino, Maid's Cappuccino
- Mail Order Bride → Mai-Otome Zwei, Male Order Bride
- Mail Order Bribe
- Nail Order Bride
- Male Gaze → Mole Gaze
- Mana Meter → Mahna Mahna (Doot doo, doo doo doo.), Millimeter
- Marimite → Marmite
- Market-Based Title → Meerkat Based Title (Timon and Pumbaa?) → Meerkat Based Table
- Married... with Children → Metroid... with Children
- Marth Debuted in Smash Bros → Mearth Debuted In Smash Bros
- Martial Arts and Crafts → Martian Arts And Crafts
- Martial Artist's Crafts (weapons?)
- Marital Arts and Crafts
- Martial Pacifist → Marital Pacifist (more kissing, less slapping)
- Married At Sea → Married To (the) Sea
- Martian Successor Nadesico → Martian Successor Nabisco
- Mary Sue → Bobbie Sue
- Masahiro Sakurai → Mashimaro Sakurai
- McLeaned → McLearned
- Meaningful Name → Meaningful Memetic Mutation
- Measuring the Marigolds → Masturbating The Marigolds, Measuring The Margolies
- Media Scrum → Media Scrotum
- Media Scum → Media Cum
- Media Krum
- Mediation Backfire → Meditation Backfire
- Meet The Kardashians → Meet the Cardassians → Meet Lando Calrissian
- Mega Neko → Mega Neku
- Megaton Punch → Megatron Punch
- Metatron Punch
- Metatron Punch
- Megaton Paunch
- Megaton PAWWWNCH
- Mega Man Punch
- Megaton Pinch
- MegaTen Punch
- Metaltron Punch (The Dalek hadn't fixed his gun yet...)
- Men in Hats → Men Without Hats
- Mental World → Mental Wound → Hentai World
- Metal World
- Mentors → Mentos Finger
- Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch → Mermaid Melody Do Don Pachi
- Mermaid Melody Pichu Pichu Pitch
- Metafiction Demanded This Index → Metafiction Damned This Index
- Mercy Rewarded→ Mercy Reworded, Marcy Rewarded, Mercy Retarded
- Meta Fic → Metal Fic
- Metal Slime → Mental Slime, Meal Slime (Indeed. "You are no longer hungry".), Metals Lime
- Mexican Standoff → Mexican Spin-Off, Mexican Handoff
- Mexican Hat Off
- Michael Vey: The Prisoner of Cell 25 → Michael Bay: The Prisoner of Cell 25
- Midnight On The Firing Line[2] → Midnight At The Firing Squad, Midnight On The Fairy Line
- Mighty Whitey → Mighty Tighty Whitey, Naughty Whitey
- Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds → Mike Tyson Biter Of Ears
- Mildly Military → Mildy Military
- Millard Fillmore → Mallard Fillmore (Actually the name of a comic), Millard Fallmore, Nathan Fillmore
- Mineral MacGuffin → Minerva McGonagall
- Minmaxer's Delight → Mixmaster's Delight
- Wait A Minute, Mixmaster's Delight?
- Mitadake High → Midlake High → Marmaduke High
- Mnogo Nukes → Mango Nukes, Manga Nukes
- Moe Greene Special → Moe Greene Special
- Money, Dear Boy → Money Mah Boi
- Money Fetish → Monkey Fetish
- Monkey Morality Pose → Monkey Spitting Pose
- Monster Is a Mommy → Monster Is Your Mom → Your Mom Reads Monster
- Monster Is A Mummy
- Mook Chivalry → Mork and Mindy Chivalry, Mook Cavalry
- The Moorcock Effect → The Moar/ore Cock Effect, The Moon Cop Effect, The Mook Cook Effect, Mork and Mindy's Cock Effect (Rule 34?)
- I read it as "The Motorcock Effect".
- Moral Dissonance → Mortal Dissonance, Moral Distance, Moral Dissin' Dance
- Mordenkainen's Lucubration → Mordenkainen's Lubrication, Harkinian's Lubrication, Mordekaiser's Lubrication
- Murder Kinky Lubrication (just don't ask)
- More Dakka → More Darker and Edgier, More Dagga, More Baka, More Dak'kon
- Most Triumphant Example → Most Triumelephant Example
- The Contributors' page Morkais Chosen → Mork Is Chosen
- Motive Misidentification - Movie Misidentification
- Moviebob → Moe Blob
- Mulder Moment → Murder Moment, Muddle Moment
- Muggle Moment
- Murder, She Wrote → Murder the Whore
- The Mummy Trilogy → The Hammy Trilogy
- Same difference.
- Musical Assassin → Medical Assassin, Musical Assignment
- My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels → My Lovecraft Is Full Of Eels
- ↑ For those who don't know, every single one of the post-transformation phrases uttered by the Heartcatch Pretty Cure girls has "One flower <something something>", or "<something something> ichirin no hana".
- ↑ now Innocuously Important Episode