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* To make it easy on people, I will say...ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH THE ROCK BITER. Because this page will be as long as the pile of notes he slammed down on the desk about everything wrong with ''The Neverending Story III'' if we did list every single thing wrong with it here.

* When describing "The Nasties".

* Critic pointing out the fact that the bullies are called "The Nasties" and the fact that the ''entire student body'' is running from them in terror.

* The Critic having to repeat "But ''wait!'' There's MORE", each time getting more and more over-the-top with it.

* When criticizing the scene when the Nasties show up: "First, that's [[Jack Black]]." *''slap''* "What?!"

** "Third, that's [[Jack Black]]." *''slap!''* "What?!"

* The transportation effects used to get to Fantasia...and how it would be if it applied to the real world.

* This quote:

* "You fucking fuck '''fucks!'''"

** That whole scene is a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]. He punctuates EVERY noun (and several verbs) in his rant with the word "fucking".

* That intentionally bad intro animation to [[This Is Gonna Suck|"celebrate"]] Sequel Month had me in stitches.

* This particular bit had me laughing my ass off:

'''Critic:''' ''Eww.'' }}

* When the movie ends, a caption is shown saying "THANKS FOR WATCHING! NO REFUNDS!"

* '''''MAAAAAAN!'''''

** And the entire sequence that ensued, introducing the evil poacher in the style of a 50's PSA.

'''Voiceover:''' Man! Worse than the Devil, if he was a pedophile! }}

* The Critic asking the Nostalgia Chick to help him review the sequel. Her incredibly terse response sells it, especially against the Critic's long build-up to asking her.

** The Critic talking about how the Nostalgia Chick [[Blatant Lies|volunteered]] to review the first film with him...whilst showing footage from the first review of her repeatedly smashing his head into a desk.

* '''Critic:''' Come back! He was going to sing a two-minute song about eating you!

* In response to the poacher letting Budgie fall to her doom by disconnecting the cars: "There go half of my animals!" *pauses, then realizes how bad an idea that was*

* '''YOU JUST SAVED US A MOVIE!'''

* The ''[[Dead Baby Comedy|extremely dark]]'' sequence of various whimpering animals in cages [[Mood Whiplash|interspersed]] with Pips and his friends screwing around at the carnival. The [[Lyrical Dissonance|highly inappropriate]] [[Ear Worm]] that plays and the [[Large Ham|Critic dancing along]] only serve to sweeten the pie.

** Immediately followed by this little gem when the "protagonists" finally realize that they're supposed to be doing something and ''doze off''.

'''Critic''': [[Comically Missing the Point|Why do I always have that dream??]]  }}

* The return of the "The End" title card.

* The Critic miming what the poacher could have done to get Budgie off his truck.

* The ending:

"'''''*[[Oh Crap|HOOOOOOOO--]]*'''''" ''(cut to credits)'' }}

* The over-the-top reaction of the mother kangaroo.

''([[Playing the Heart Strings|"Adagio for Strings"]] starts playing, while Sgt. Elias's famous pose is superimposed over the kangaroo's similar animation.)'' }}

* This unexpected use of a [[Running Gag]]:

'''[[Street Fighter (film)|M. Bison]]: ''[[Take Over the World|OF COURSE!]]''''' }}

* This little gem towards the end of the review:

'''Critic:''' ...Kay, I don't want to know what [[Squick|kind of act]] requires [[Lolicon|her]] to pull [[Dirty Old Man|his]] pants down.<br />

'''Critic:''' But it's probably called '''''[[The Aristocrats|THE ARISTOCRATS!]]''''' *[[Rimshot]]* }}

 

 

== The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue ==

'''Joseph:''' "Just askin'! Just askin'!" }}

* Saying the background scenery during the [[Villain Song]] looks like "Candyland if it was designed by Charles Manson in the same asylum (the movie writers were)".

** ''And'' Spoony's outtake at the end: he breaks character and deadpans (while laughing), "Man, I'm gonna regret that some day!"

*** The best part: the Critic is so taken aback by the twist that he starts to talk and then throws up his hands over and over again, unable to summon adequate words to express his outrage. Finally he manages to get out "DUMB! THIS IS ''DUMB!!''"

* The Nostalgia Critic [[This Is Gonna Suck|gearing up in SWAT Armor before reviewing the movie.]]

** Being a very obvious reference to the gearing-up scene in ''[[Hot Fuzz]]'' makes it even funnier.

* This little exchange:

'''Critic:''' "WEEEEEEAK--!" }}

* The Critic is so mad that {{spoiler|yes, he destroys the DVD again. But this time, he gets the friggin' ''[[Star Wars|Death Star]]'' to blow it up.}}

* This at the very end:

'''Care Bear''': Did somebody say 'care'?<br />

'''Critic:''' *Groan*!! ''*Cue [[Care Bears]] intro over end credits*'' }}

* '''{{color|red| AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MRS. BRISBY'S STATUE???}}'''

* Regarding Nicodemus's [[Ass Pull|prophecy]]: "No, no he didn't. You just made that up."

* "We see Timmy and his brother Martin [[It Makes Sense in Context|riding each others nuts]]..."

* "[[The Karate Kid|Key on, key off; key on, key off...]]"

* When one of the rats scolds Timmy for thinking he knows better than everyone else:

 

 

== Care Bears Movie 2 ==

* The proposed alternate title to reflect the subtitle [[Star Trek: The Next Generation|"A New Generation"]]:

* {{spoiler|DEVIL SAGE!}}.

** Also his {{spoiler|soul infomercial.}}

* "Maybe Pinocchio had the same backstory."

* '''"DAAAAAARK HEEEEEEART!"'''

* The Critic noting how the Bears could solve the problem of '''''DAAAAARK HEEAAAART!''''''s trickery by simply ignoring Chrissy, and his enactment.

*flop* }}

* The ending. {{spoiler|Sage proceeds to erase the Critic's memories of all the horrible sequels he had to review when he suddenly stops to say the whole thing is just a cheap costume and an act. But changes his mind when the Critic mentions how he'd do anything. Sage eventually makes him process his money into his Paypal account, and makes him fall off a cliff!}}

* The Critic thinking that '''DAAARK HEAAART!''' was channeling [[Christopher Walken]]:

'''[[The Country Bears|Reed Thimple:]]''' "This isn't over! [[Everything's Worse with Bears|Bears!]] }}

* The ''[[Super Metroid]]'' reference in the escape scene.

* "Feel free to leave now guys, the movie's over. The theaters were just ''really'' serious about the ninety minute minimum, and we had to fill it out somehow. I mean, it's just going to keep doing this for another few minutes...see?"

* {{spoiler|'''''I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!'''''}}

{{spoiler|I know the feeling.}} }}

* This bit:

'''"No, it is not! We are BUTCH compared to that shit!"''' }}

** Made even funnier due to '''DAAAAARK HEEAAAART!''' speaking in a [[Voice of the Legion]].

* [[Running Gag|"By the way, you have something on your...err..."]]

** Culminating in this:

[[Disney Villain Death|"Oh my God, how come nobody told meeeeeeeee?!?"]] }}

* [[Tom Baker|"I'm healing you"]]

* [[Large Ham|Over-Acting]] vs. [[Dull Surprise|Under-Acting]]!!!

* "And so they go to the guild of thieves led by Riff Raff...."

[[Rocky Horror Picture Show|"It's just a jump to the left.]] [[Ear Worm|And then a step to the riiiiight!"]] }}

* "There can be only ONE bald over-acting character in this movie!!"

** "Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!!!"

* Profion's Christmas card.

* The Jerry Lewis bit. You know the one.

* "Oh my god, there was [[Ham and Cheese|waaay too much ham]] in that [[Jeremy Irons|actor]]."

* "I think they got this dragon on loan from ''[[How to Train Your Dragon|How to Train Your]] [[Special Effect Failure|CGI Artist]]".

* The world cheering [[The Scrappy|Snails']] death.

'''Critic:''' YAAAAAAAAAY!!! }}

** Followed by the parade of [[The Wizard of Oz (film)|Munchkins singing "Ding-Dong! The Witch is dead!"]]

* "Oh, I just shit my pants. Wait...wait, I can work with it! My character WOULD shit his pants! Yes...YES! AHAHAHAHA, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!! AHAHAHAHA!!!"

'''Critic:''' I'm turning into a human vibratorrrr!!! }}

* The rising camera shots:

* "CAN I GET AN AMEN???" *''dances like a minister''*

** What makes this really funny is that it seems EXACTLY like something [[Ham and Cheese|Jeremy Irons]] would do in this film.

* The images of Superman tap dancing followed by Wolverine doing a burlesque. [[It Makes Sense in Context]]

** ...immediately followed by [[Batman and Robin (film)|the Bat-Credit Card]].

* The Critic being attacked by convention-goers for admitting that he kind of likes the third film.

* [[It Makes Sense in Context|This is the song that never ends!!]]

* Or him noting that-even though this will sound strange, [[Lampshade Hanging|coming from him]], but the whole Emo-Peter bit with all the dancing and acting incredibly weird ([[Up to Eleven|yes even for Peter Parker this was just plain odd]]!) was just plain [[Even Nerds Have Standards|geeky]].

* Happy dance, Happy dance, Happy dance, *'''PUNCH'''* "[[Mood Whiplash|I'm a monster!]]"

* ''[[Dull Surprise|And me... And me...]]''

 

 

** "Yes, MAN. MAN would sodomize your hamster if he could without..."

* "You've got annoying blabbermouth [[Jeff Goldblum]], idiot scientist [[Julianne Moore]], not-such-a-badass badass [[Vince Vaughn]], and pudgy, doughy guy who's only had eight lines. So tell me folks, who do you think is gonna die?"

"--there ya go!" }}

* Both jokes after the scene when the velociraptor reacts to Kelly's "Hey, you!"

** [[Disney|"AAAAAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOEY!"]]

** "I'm a bad raptor! A bad, ''bad'' raptor!"

** "Sar-Uh!"

** After Jeff Goldblum's daughter says he never keeps his word:

* The Critic's rewritten theme song:

** Dumb dumb! Dumb dumb! This was dumb da-dumb dumb dumb! This movie's soooooo fucking dumb! Dumb Du-du-duuuuuuumb!

* When the group is hanging on by a thread:

'''[[Spaceballs|President Skroob]]:''' Do something!<br />

'''Dark Helmet:''' Do something!<br />

* {{smallcaps| Actual odds of getting raped by a gorilla in Burger King now only 1 in 5.}}

* Fred Flintstone finally cracks and calls Barney Rubble out on his obsession with Post's Coco Pebbles cereal, part of this complete breakfast.

* Critic's phone calls with [[Family Guy|Herbert the Pervert]].

* His reaction to the Japanese commercial for ''[[A Link to The Past]]''.

* The Critic's game of "Guess Who".

'''[[Pulp Fiction|Jules:]]''' ''Does he look like a bitch!?'' }}

* [[Accidental Innuendo|"You, your friends and your Johnson..."]]

** Which is then topped with even more hilarity!

''(commercial for [[Not What It Sounds Like|The Wunder Boner]] appears)''<br />

'''Critic:''' [[Jaw Drop|*speechless for the next twenty seconds*]] }}

*** "Okay, I might believe it wasn't intentional if they don't drop any more innuendos..."

'''Critic:''' *''Points dramatically''* A-YOOOOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! }}

**** Let's not forget Doug's [[Big No|epic "NO!"]] (sounding like a male opera singer) when one of the fishermen asks their buddy where he got the Wunder Boner.

'''Critic:''' NOOOOOOO~! NO! NO! NO! CUT TO SOMETHING ELSE! }}

* [[The Room|"You are tearing me apart, Corn Pops!"]]

* [[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|"Fabulous stories about what I may or may not be wearing will be revealed to you when you hold aloft your mighty phone and say: I GOT PARENT'S PERMISSION! I...HAVE...PERMISSIOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!"]]

* In the classic Tootsie Pops commercial: "Why the hell is this boy naked? Nobody addresses this? Even the turtle when he first comes out is like: 'What the fuuuuck...?'"

** Commenting on the creepyness of the owl opening his eyes by setting it to the [[Terminator]] theme, [[Red Eyes, Take Warning|complete with glowing red eyes]].

* The Table Hot Line (1-900-IM-A-FUCKING-TABLE).

* Smooshees commercial, hands down. This troper was left crying tears of laughter.

** Similarly, Grape Escape.

* Noting that the Fun Fruit Trees from the Sunkist sweet commercials appear creepy, he goes on to splice in footage from the infamous tree/branch rape scene from ''The Evil Dead''.

** "You are tearing me apart, Fun Fruit Trees!"

* "I got a Wuzzle / I'm gonna snuggle / We don't care about rhyming!.... Buy our shit!"

* Commenting on the Skip Stik commercial

'''Commercial:''' Skip Stik! When you just want to show off!<br />

'''Critic:''' '''SCUM!!!''' }}

* "Mom, you're a grandma. Twins!" "WHAT!?"

* The Critic's bewilderment as to why the [[Dino Riders]] franchise never caught on.

'''[[Jeff Goldblum]]:''' [[Jurassic Park|That...That's chaos theory.]] }}

* He calls his t-shirt his I Donut Donuts t-shirt.

** "I said, simply through the will of heart."

*** "SIMPLY THROUGH THE WILL OF HEART!" (goes out to get Ma-Ti)

*** Made funnier how Ma-Ti had just previously been poshly drinking tea while reading [[Jane Austen]].

* The [[Idiosyncratic Wipes|segues]] parodying ''[[Austin Powers]]''.

** "Um...Carrie, help..."

* The group of kids discussing what Dr. Claw may look like:

'''Kid 3:''' I imagine he looks like that gay guy from ''[[My Best Friend's Wedding]]''! *''shocked looks from Kids 1 and 2''* ...no one else?? }}

* "It's like he swallowed [[Gerald McBoing-Boing]] or something!"

* Chris Tucker voicing the Gadgetmobile. That is all.

* The entire sequence involving the doorbell.

* The cartoon Dr. Claw enraged by his movie counterpart.

* The subversion of the '''OF COURSE!''' gag:

'''Critic''' *Looking annoyed, the clip of Bison enters from the left of the screen, but he bats it away* '''OF COUR-''' "Not worth it!" }}

* ''[[Silence of the Lambs]]'' "dramatically" enhanced with stock sound effects.

** "And did I mention the uncomfortable void of ''nobody'' laughing?"

* NC parodying Gadget's [[Eureka Moment]] by (mis)interpreting the initials S.I. in a way that actually makes ''more'' sense than the movie's.

 

 

== Old vs. New: The Karate Kid ==

* [[G.I. Joe|Cobra Commander]] interrupting the intro:

'''Commander''': ''[[Catch Phrase|COBRAAAA!]]''<br />

'''Critic''': -Kai.<br />

* "What's the better movie that everybody "wax off" to? [[That Came Out Wrong|(...that sounded really bad.)]]"

* His thoughts on ''[[Jersey Shore]]''.

 

 

* The bit with the Sky-gina.

* The ending, where Future!Critic returns from the past review, ''[[The Room]]'', to take the Critic a bit into the past in order to see if there really are floating mutant mouths eating it. {{spoiler|There are, and they're having a polite conversation!}}

{{spoiler|"I'm blaming YOU."}} }}

* {{spoiler|The early plug for the second TGWTG DVD, for those patient viewers who waited after the credits-- ''OH! SHHHH! It's a secret! Don't tell anyone!''}}

* All the ''[[Airplane!]]'' references.

* [[Rule of Three|All the]] ''[[Perfect Strangers]]'' [[Rule of Three|references]].

** Down to actually ''becoming'' a cartoon character.

* "Scaring the little g'''''irl'''''?!"

* "MY WIDE-ANGLED LENS IS ABOUT TO BURST!!"

* "HEY NONNY-NONNY-NONNY HEY NONNY-NONNY-NONNY!"

** "LLLLLLLET'S GET READY FOR ''LETDOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!''" *Get Ready For This ''starts playing''*

*** That the music kept playing throughout the scene is the best part.

* God's apparent acid trip where he came up with the Langoliers.

'''God:''' '''''WRITE IT DOWN!!!''''' }}

* His constantly changing descriptions of the Langoliers, "Giant ape testicles that eat up the world like a tuna sandwich" being this troper's favorite.

* "Set your Johnson to its full upright position. ...Oh ''yeah''."

* "Right as rain darlin', right as rain! (She is going to drown in her own blood.) Right as rain darlin', right as rain! (Drooooooown!)"

** "We're all gonna die a snappily-crackily-poppy death!"

* His sheer unbridled joy when he realizes [[Large Ham|Bronson Pinchot]] is playing the villain. He even prays to God in thanks.

* His callback to the Stephen King drinking game at the mention of Maine, followed by "What is your fetish with that place?!"

** Also, when he's about to take a drink for something else, but stops himself

* "Don't worry, fully grown mature woman. I, a terrified little '''''blind''''' girl will keep you comfort."

 

* (As the kids skate towards the hill near the end of the film) [[West Side Story|The Jets are gonna have their way toniiiight!]]

** Also, his comparison of the final race to [[Star Wars the Phantom Menace|podracing]].

* The kid's refuge into surfing to calm his stress is almost presented as a twisted fetish, and the Critic demonstrates the weirdness of it by enacting a mother walking in on a teenager looking at "surfing porn".

** What makes it better is he was masturbating to ''Surf Ninjas''.

* All the non-sequitur cuts to the kid with the nose brace get surprisingly amusing by the end of the video.

** This one's especially impressive, as he starts out complaining (absolutely correctly) that it's not funny and isn't even a real joke. And then he actually makes it into one.

* Threatening to cut off Seth Green's testicles, and playing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" over his "girly montage."

* His various commercial mash-ups for products the movie could possibly advertise. Including the state of California and Juicy Fruit gum.

* The repeated references to the fact that the protagonist is seemingly a refugee from a Disney movie, complete with cutaways to [[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]] doing something similar.

* The critic's "shocked" reaction to the revelation that the big race will be at the "Devil's Backbone".

* The use of the ''[[Saved by the Bell]]'' act break music.

* His reaction upon seeing Seth Green's character for the first time.

** "Good God, it's like they put [[John Lennon]], Carrot Top, and [[The Incredibles|Mrs. Incredible]] together into some weird genetic mutation!"

* [[Stock Scream|Yaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!]]

** It isn't that funny in itself, but just seeing him smile and content is very heartwarming. ...especially if you happen to love that sound too!

* ''PEACE?!'' (snarling, clawing, skull-flailing)

** And then yelling to another group of con-goers, which include [[Vocaloid|Kaito]], [[Homestuck|John Egbert]], [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|Mikuru]] and [[Final Fantasy VII|Cloud]].

* The Critic looking at a wall as if he were on acid, for the sole reason that it's better than this movie:

'''Critic:''' ''"Back to the wall."'' }}

** Then there's this part:

* One of the babies talking like [[Ghostbusters|Vigo the Carpathian]].

* The [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|music from]] ''[[The Lord of the Rings (film)|Lord of the Rings]]''.

* When the Critic discusses how illogical the "computer's interpretation" plot point is:

'''Caption pointing to butt:''' Next Mozart (Mozfart?) }}

* "Who the fuck would put lasers on a ''children's mascot'' ? Don't let them work at Disneyworld, they'll give Mickey Mouse '''a fucking Uzi''' !"

 

== Raiders of the Story Arc: X-Men ==

* Dark Rob, an [[Affectionate Parody]] of [[The Nostalgia Chick|Dark Nella]] that looks like [[Edward Scissorhands]]. The Critic kicks him in the behind!

** '''''"[[The Omen|DARK ROB!!!]]"'''''

** The he goes back to pick Dark Rob up and hurt him ''again'' during the X-Men intro!

* The Critic kicking ass to the ''X-Men'' theme song.

** The [[Take That]] later on. "I heard from the conservative rights that we ''chose'' to be this way."

* After Gambit haphazardly throws one of his charged cards away.

* Splicing scenes from Gandalf's [[You Shall Not Pass]] moment with scenes of Storm speaking to show how similarly the two talk when Storm is being awesome.

* {{smallcaps|RANDOMLY SMASHING KEYBOARD ACCEPTED}}

* Draws a target on his forehead. "SHOOT ME! FUCKING SHOOT ME!!"

* The 'constant noise' montage, including shoutouts to ''[[Alice in Wonderland]]'', ''[[Indiana Jones]]'', ''[[Woody Woodpecker]]'' and ''[[IT]]'', culminating in [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] of all people [[Kindergarten Cop|demanding everyone to shut up]]!

* The penis telescope.

*** The shout-out to the commercials review:

'''Commercial:''' "The Wunder Boner!" "My wife would like that!" }}

* The "little worm" incident:

'''[[Animaniacs|Yakko Warner]]''': Good night, everybody!<br />

'''Sailor''': Now he's kissing the little worm.<br />

'''Yakko''': Ugh, the stuff they're getting away with on kid's shows these days. }}

* The Native Americans being friendly with Columbus.

'''NC''': The land. ''*menacing grin*'' Hand it over! }}

* "Well that was...awful!!!"

* Columbus' prediction:

'''NC''': And don't-a forget-a the slaughtering! Lots and lots-a the slaughtering! *cue montage of Native American massacre* Don't look for a G-rating on the sequel, folks. Its-a gonna be a ''bloodbath!'' }}

* The Critic upon seeing the natives: "Oh. [[This Is Gonna Suck|This oughta be rich]]."

* "So because we see how much [[Sarcasm Mode|depth and texture the last dream sequence gave]], they give one to Pico as well." Which consists of him and Marilyn just naming things that they see.

'''Critic as Marilyn''': I'm a tool! }}

* When he gets to Pico's song at the beginning, [[Genre Savvy|he wisely fast-forwards through it.]]

'''Skip-it commercial''': So skip it, skip it! }}

* No mention of this yet?

* When he questions how a wood worm knows the world is round, and questions if they're just the smartest creatures in the world, leading to him talking to Pico, who tells him the Earth is round, the true religion, about an alien race, and that the movie's gonna suck.

 

== Double Team ==

* The Critic leading in with other famously deplorable buddy-movies he's reviewed:

* "So we start with a quiet opening" '''*BOOOOOM!*''' "FOR A MONSTER TRUCK RALLY!"

* "[[Funetik Aksent|Benkakan nahmburz]]."

* "So that's where all the [Iraqi] weapons of mass destruction were."

* '''''THE. END-ING-AH.'''''

** The Critic nearly ''orgasming'' at [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|the pure awesomeness of that scene]].

* '''CHAAAAAAIR!!!'''

* This exchange:

'''[[Judge Dredd (film)|Rico]]:''' LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLLL!!! }}

* "Aawwww, no one gave me a [[Street Fighter|wickacaw!]]"

* The Critic imagining what [[Inspector Gadget|Penny]] would be like with all of her uncle's powers.

* Whilst commenting on [[Super Mario Bros.|Princess Peach]]:

'''*Gameplay footage of [[Super Princess Peach]] plays that indeed shows crying as one of her powers*'''<br />

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' "...I hate you..." }}

 

== Jaws 4 The Revenge ==

* "Jaws 4 is the unnecessary sequel to the unnecessary sequel of the unnecessary sequel."

* The entire tirade about the [[Special Effects Failure]] regarding the shark's death. *Gently touches the shark, which explodes in a shower of gore*

* The Critic pointing out that [[You Fail Biology Forever|the shark's roar]] was used by [[Tom and Jerry|an infuriated Jerry]], thereby replacing it with [[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|I HAVE THE POWEEEERRRRRR!!!]]

* When the Critic complains about how the shark apparently travelled all the way from US to Bahamas, following the main characters, this sketch appears:

*''music from [[Batman (TV series)|Batman]] plays''* }}

* The movie is called "Jaws: The Revenge" yet the shark doesn't exactly seek any direct revenge at all!

'''NC:''' Bingo. }}

** "What could he have possibly been distracted by?!" Cut to shark humming along to the "Double Rainbow" mix.

* Being as nonchalant as Michael Caine is about a giant killer shark attacking him. {{spoiler|Then getting jumped on and pulled off-screen by the shark.}}

[[Beat]]<br />

{{spoiler|shark jumps up and eats him while NC screams}} }}

* Kool-Aid Jaws as he smashes through a sunken boat hull to get to Mike Brody.

* The way he pronounces Michael Caine's name.

* NC taking bets on how long it'll take for Sean to get eaten by Jaws.

* In response to Mrs. Brody laughing at her son's funeral: "Oh, sorry! I just saw '[[The Lonely Island|Dick in a Box]]' for the first time. ''[singing softly]'' Cut a hole in a box..."

== Gordy ==

* "Oooooh, Gordy! While you were busy with the Hindenburg disaster, [[Osama Bin Laden]] came back to life, turned into a [[Transformers|Transformer]], and is destroying Chicago with the ''Dark of the Moon''!"

* "Goodnight, Pinky!" "Child, did you just say goodnight to your vagina?"

** His subsequent dancing that continues during the credits.

* The return of {{spoiler|Evil Popcorn Man}}.

** Followed by the Critic berating ''[[Babe]]'' for copying ''[[Gordy]]''.

* What, no mention of the scene with the pan?

'''Pan''' (coming to life suddenly, causing the Critic to scream and whimper in terror) "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU '''FUCK YOU!!!'''" }}

* "I'm gonna eat breakfast now." (extended cut of the Critic superimposed over himself eating cereal)

** Also, it's possible that his Cheerios 2 box is substituting for the [[Product Placement]] for Federal Express in the movie scene in question. Even if it wasn't intentional, it adds to the fun.

* The sudden cameo by Louis Rukeyser:

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''[as Louis]'' Ha ha ha, that's very good, Gordy. Now, if you'll excuse me, my professional career as a journalist is over. ''{{[[[Suicide as Comedy]] grabs gun and presses it to his temple}}]'' }}

* Gordy's rescue of Hanky from the pool getting rescored with [[The Simpsons Movie|Homer Simpson's "Spider-Pig" song!]]

* When Jenny Sue sings her godawful country song for her father's band, the Nostalgia Critic simply can't help himself...

** "Though, to be fair... Nope, I'm not gonna be fair. It's annoying and it sucks. Case closed."

* The Critic wondering what Freud would say about Hanky being sad that he couldn't dance with his mom.

* Let's not forget his very justified reaction to the overblown effect the wide angle lens has on Hanky's mother's test footage.

* "So the pig gets the fortune! Well, half the fortune; I'm sure [Henry Royce] left one-fourth to his pogo stick and the other fourth to the color blue. But hey, a will's a will!"

* "[[Bill Clinton|Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna do something that'll promise I never land a spot in a kid's film again]]."

 

== The OTHER Animated Titanic Movie ==

* The beginning of the video, which parodies [[Star Wars|Darth Vader's]] revival with the Critic as Vader and Rob as Palpatine.

'''Rob:''' Yes. }}

* Bringing back the hilariously oversized bottle of Jagermeister from the first animated Titanic movie review... and then tossing it aside and ordering helicopters to bring down [[Up to Eleven|a skyscraper-sized bottle]] to replace it.

* The [[Running Gag]] of the mice only talking about ship protocol.

** Later, in a similar scene...

* The Critic [[Tempting Fate|tempts fate]] again when he correctly guesses that the iceberg collision was the result of a gang of villainous talking sharks communicating with the ship crew about a plan to get money from the rich family...and his reaction is priceless. Seriously, his face is arguably one of the funniest he has ever pulled.

* "DOH, NOW I HATE MY HAT! I HATE MY HAT SO MUCH! OH MY MOTIVATIONS ARE SO CONFUSING--" *''lapses into random gibberish''*

* The Critic putting a "WTF?" sign next to a shark's...[[Freud Was Right|crotch]] [[Unfortunate Character Design|fin]].

** Similarly, calling "Joe" [[Sailor Moon|Tuxedo Mask]] in his first scene.

* The reaction to finding out the dolphins can talk.

'''Critic''': *''[[Beat]]''* Ahh...hmm...hmm..hmm... *''with nearly insane smile and Cinema Snob voice''* ...''pardon''? }}

* At the end, when he finds out there is a sequel/spinoff of this movie with the giant octopus, '''''which he is never reviewing''''', leading him to do Darth Vader's [[Big No]].

* Upon seeing "Joe" sniffing Elizabeth's glove: "Well, you suddenly got creepy!"

** Later, after "Meanwhile, apparently Joe is still in this movie.":

* "Did we actually just take a situation involving two mice, a young woman and somehow come out with racism?!"

** [[Insane Troll Logic|Two mice + woman = KKK]]

* After the scene where [[It Makes Sense in Context|Elizabeth talks to the mice]], the Nostalgia critic mocks how it's a "Great Case" to make.

'''Elizabeth''': But honest to god, they ''did'' talk to me! *''gets electrocuted''* }}

* "This is [[Captain Ersatz|Rose]]...I mean [[Expy|Rose!]] ...I mean [[Rule of Three|Rose!]] ...I mean...Elizabeth!"

** "Okay. For the sake of argument, let's say you stayed in the theater after you saw this scene!"

* The clip from ''[[Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home|Star Trek IV the Voyage Home]]'' when the dolphins announce that the whales are coming.

* At least ''[[Fern Gully]]'' stuck with the rainforest! They didn't try to work in the Hindenburg disaster or anything! ''*Photoshops [[Fern Gully]] characters over a Hindenburg picture; the black fart seemed caused the catastrophe in the first place*''

* His showing the differences between the two times Elizabeth tells her father that she doesn't want to marry the villain.

'''Critic as Father:''' Whoa! Whoa! Calm down, bitch! We'll figure this out, man...JESUS! }}

** And right afterwards...

* "My God, somebody actually felt the need to ''rip off the rip off''?!? *pointing at poster of ''Titanic: The Legend Goes On''* Did you even watch--I--gah--*gibberish* *''smacks away poster''* Moving on!"

** [[Did Not Do the Research]]: The film with the rapping dog came out ''after'' the film with the whales.

* Critics response on how the death of the mouse who saved the day is the only sad scene in the film.

* When Old Grandpa Mouse finishes telling his story and his wife enters the scene:

'''Critic:''' [[Understatement]] OF THE FUCKING MILLENNIUM! }}

* "So, just to recap, everybody: nobody died on the Titanic, animals can talk with moon magic, sharks form underwater gangs, whales are Jesus, and the reveal of a giant talking octopus in New York got absolutely ''no media attention'' whatsoever!"

== Revenge of the Commercials ==

* The Critic's rules for ET: The Board Game:

'''Critic:''' ...and the loser has to play [[E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (video game)|the video game]]!<br />

''[Cut to a screaming scene from [[E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial|the film]], with the Atari game cartridge juxtaposed in]'' }}

* The Barbie doll with a tie-in video featuring Paula Abdul.

'''[[American Idol|Simon Cowell]]''': Later. I'm screwing Seacrest. }}

** Critic calling the Barbie's "dance" the "Trying to step on a bug while you have a headache" dance.

* The return of {{spoiler|demonic Teddy Ruxpin.}} The Critic changes to a commercial of Alphabits right afterwards...and he pops out again.

'''Critic:''' GYAAHAH!!! ''[quickly changes the channel]'' }}

* His theory for where Zack (or is it Jack?) the Lego Maniac is now.

** At the end, [[Running Gag|Zack the Psycho Maniac crosses out "Obnoxious High-Pitched Critic" from the hit list.]]

* "Count the phallic imagery!"

* [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987|The Shredder]], as played by [[The Room|Tommy Wiseau.]]

** As well as the [[Mondegreen]] of "[[Usagi Yojimbo]]" as "You Suckey Your Jimbo".

** "Great for displaying turtles when they're not eating pizza! From Playmates, [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch]]."

* IT'S NOT POP TARTS!

** And while we're on the subject of Pop Tarts, his reaction to the commercial which advertised how much more flavor was in their current pop tarts. He made a good point about how the filling sprayed out with a single chomp into the damn thing with enough force to probably cause injury.

'''Lindsay:''' ''[most of the skin on her head flayed off]'' POP TARTS! }}

* The entire rant on Hot Wheels: Light Speeders and how they don't work.

** At the beginning of that commercial:

''[Cut to monks from before]'' '''Monk:''' IT'S NOT POP TARTS! }}

** Also:

'''Critic:''' NOW YOU'RE RIPPING OFF POP TARTS! WHO DOES THAT?! }}

* This bit:

'''Critic:''' Cocktease! }}

** And then the Critic calls somebody to inject 5 people with diabetes.

* The entire portion on the Slim Suit: "Specialists also recommend these [[Functional Magic|magic beans]], [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?|mixed with a placebo]], and brought to you by the Tooth Fairy... When you're [[The Wizard of Oz (film)|in Oz]]."

 

== Once Upon a Forest ==

* Right at the start:

'''Critic:''' I assure you, this annoying environmental film has ''one big difference'' from all the other annoying environmental films... This one has [[Phantom of the Opera|Michael Crawford]]!<br />

''[...the mouse cursor pulls another porn site up]''<br />

'''Critic:''' Hey, hey! Come back here! COME BACK HERE! ''STOP LOOKING UP PORN!'' }}

** And then it returns {{spoiler|at the end of the review, as he's saying his [[Catch Phrase]].}}

* After the flying toy makes its debut:

'''Critic:''' ''(in falsetto)'' ...you're lucky [[Gerard Butler]] sings worse than you? }}

* Any time the Critic mocks Cornelius' [[Trrrilling Rrrs|trilling r's]]

* "'''''RRRRRRRRRHEU'''''MATISM."

** When one of the kids gets attacked by an Owl:

'''Cornelius:''' RRRRRheumatism! }}

** His reaction to the steadily-built plane and his demanding of an answer:

'''Cornelius:''' R to the H to the E to the U, M, A Tism! }}

** Hell, ANY imitation of Cornelius/Michael Crawford that the Critic did was hilarious.

* And just for the [[Rule of Three]], counting the last episode:

'''Monk:''' ''IT'S NOT POP TARTS!'' }}

* '''MAN''' returns once more, but the voice is tired about ranting about '''MAN''' and turns it into a rant about '''ANIMALS''' instead.

* The [[Fern Gully|toxic gas]] with a [[Tim Curry]] voice.

** Even better, he does a ''perfect'' Tim Curry impression in the scene. Until he gets to the lyric "bubbling out my ass", you almost swear that he just sampled a few lines of Toxic Love, which makes it even funnier.

* The [[Mad Men|"I am so high"]] [[Running Gag]].

* "Of course, the missing ingredient! [[Pokémon: The First Movie|Pikachu tears]], mixed with the heart of [[Inspector Gadget]], while [[The Legend of the Titanic|magic moon beams]] drop down, during the chanting of [[Care Bears|"We Care"]], after taking her from the [[Star Trek III: The Search For Spock|Genesis Planet]]!"

* When the Critic wonders if Cornelius puts whimsy into everything he says:

* When he says it's pretty bad that the teacher admits he's talking bullshit:

'''Audience:''' YAAAAY! }}

* This gem:

'''Critic:''' They had Taco Bell before they left home! }}

* The tagline:

** [[The Phantom of the Opera]] plays a badger... [[Worse Than It Sounds (Darth Wiki)|it's not as exciting as you think.]]

* The Critic's reaction to first seeing Abigail, a mouse girl.

* The Critic's response to Cornelius's [[Downer Ending]]:

'''Winner!Critic:''' *dumps out his glass of champagne* }}

* His reaction to the "Furlings" actually building a full size version of Cornelius' flying machine in only a few hours

* The inevitable (but still funny) ''Phantom'' reference: having Cornelius do the "Damn you, you little prying Pandora!" rant after his model gets broken.

* The "montage" of Michelle's parents.

* "Why in fantasy people can't just call kids, you know, ''kids''? It's always ''furlings'', or ''younglings'', or ''[[Shia LaBeouf]]''!"

* Also, this bit:

'''Critic:''' I love me too, yes. }}

 

 

== Little Nemo ==

** The thing that made this variation of the Hindenburg gag even funnier than the rest is the fact that he was imitating [[Herbert Morrison]] covering the explosion with authentical footage ("Oh the humanity!").

* The Critic's dancing along to the movie's own awkward dance party.

* The ending:

'''Critic:''' ...wait, doesn't this count? }}

* The obligatory ''[[Inception]]'' reference, complete with BWONG.

** The part that really gets to me is how his glasses reflect Nemo's face in true Matrix style.

* The See and Say with Nemo added.

* The [[Bedknobs and Broomsticks]] music playing as Nemo's bed flies out of the window.

* The return of the [[The Langoliers|Sky-gina]].

* The beginning, where the Critic decides since no-one remembers this film or any related material, there is no need to review the fim. He displays the end credits as we hear a whap and he returns.

* After Nemo learns he is to be the playmate of the princess:

'''Critic:''' "...You sure you wanna continue with him being the protagonist, movie? You still have time to switch. I'd much rather see what the father's doing at work." }}

* Calling Flip a "[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Teenage Mutant Ninja]] [[Minstrel Shows|Minstrel Show]]."

* The use of the [[Benny Hill]] theme music when the cops are chasing Nemo and Flip.

* Nemo meets Professor Genius:

'''Critic:''' Well, I find that name obnoxious. And uncreative! I'm going to call you Obnoxiously Uncreative. }}

* Turns out that [[A Nightmare on Elm Street|Freddy Kruger]] was behind Nemo's train nightmare...

* "Or, as I like to call it: "[[Shout-Out|How Many]] ''[[The Big Lebowski|Big Lebowski]]'' [[Shout-Out|Jokes Can I Make In One Review?]]""

* "First, let's look at the main character...'''[[Little Miss Badass|Mattie.]]'''"

Critic: ''Shut up!'' }}

* His attempt to pronounce LaBeouf's name, eventually muttering "[[Shia LaBeouf]]."

* When he tries to talk Western-style, but ends up sounding more like a pirate.

* [[John Wayne]] as [[The Dark Knight|The]] [[The Joker|Joker]].

* Usually, the reaction lines are funny but are just there. In this episode however, he makes it look like two characters in a row are going to spank him for not choosing their movie.

 

 

== Transformers 3 ==

"Sorta." }}

[chastised] "I'm sorry." }}

* The thumbnail for Doug's real review is his imitation of how Shia LaBeouf is always yelling.

* AHHHH *[[Smash to Black]]* AHHHH *[[Smash to Black]]* AHHHH *[[Smash to Black]]* Monkey.

* When the boys are being idiots about feminine objects at the start of the film, asking if he was born a girl because even he knew about this stuff at that age.

* When the kids ask to look at V naked, and to look "as much as money can buy,"

* [[Unfortunate Implications|AWKWARD LEVELS RISING]]

** Soon followed by: AWKWARDNESS REACHING [[David Letterman|LETTERMAN]] LEVELS

* The Critic sending the movie to Hell after it uses one too many bad jokes.

* This bit of lampshading.

'''NC''': *[[Spit Take]]* ''Why'' is it I'm always drinking when a scene like that happens?! }}

* The "Play by Play of WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS [[Precision F-Strike|FUCKING]] SCENE!!!!!"

* "The mobster/pimp for Melanie Griffith's character V" *shows image of V wearing the [[V for Vendetta|Guy Fawkes mask]]* "Tch, wouldn't that be a better movie?"

* His acting out a mother taking her child's cursing in stride.

'''Critic as the Mother''': Oh hoho, Suzie *insert laughter here*. }}

* Comparing the three lead kids to the three leads from ''[[Full House]]'' if they talked about their sexual discovery.

* His claim that one of the kids grew up to be [[Psychopathic Manchild|Denny from]] ''[[The Room]]''.

* Playing [[A Clockwork Orange (film)|one of Alex's monologues]] over the first Malcolm McDowell scene.

* The added visual "glitch" where the Devil (very briefly) attempts to enter our realm through a sappy "heart" line.

* Him talking about the priceless reaction of one of the girls.

'''Critic As A Girl In The Movie''': Why I'll be! Yes, yes it is. }}

 

** [[Short Circuit|"No, Oscar, no!"]]

* Anytime the Critic pretends to be the snobbish other team.

* Mocking the 80's slang.

'''Critic:''' Gorbachev-tastic! [[Gremlins]]! [[Molly Ringwald]]! [[The Smurfs]]! }}

* "Hey...what would Jesus do?"

* "AHHH, a black person! Take her offscreen! Take her offscreen!"

* [[The Stinger]] blooper.

* The confrontation with Cru's mother, and how pointless the SAT argument is.

'''Critic:''' Wow, that's unbelievably sad. }}

* "How is throwing a rock a reason to chase her?"

* "So the big race is about to begin. I sure hope this means the same people going around the same track about a dozen fucking times until I wish a bulldozer would run over my nuts on a pile of hot pokers."

** (The Race Begins)

 

 

* When the [[Ear Worm|opening theme]] starts to play, the Critic insists that a different song be used. [[Be Careful What You Wish For|Cue the]] [[Berserk Button|opening theme]] from ''[[Doug]]''. {{spoiler|His reaction is [[Subverted Trope|surprisingly calm.]]}}

* The Critic plays a drinking game where he takes a shot every time the opening shows a [[Bait and Switch Credits|scene that never appeared on the actual show]]. By the end he's completely wasted.

* The Critic finding it ironic how Donald wears a sailor's suit, yet isn't in the Navy, even though he was in the army, the Boy Scouts, and was even a '''''NAZI!'''''

** Though, to be fair, Donald was a Nazi '''''[[All Just a Dream|in a dream]]!!'''''

* The return of [[Once Upon a Forest|RRRRRRRRRheumatism]]

* The [[Irony|Anvil of Irony]]:

''(an anvil with "IRONY" on it [[Anvil on Head|falls on him]])''<br />

'''Critic:''' ''([[Incredibly Lame Pun|flatly]])'' Ow. }}

** "Get out of there, Donald! Your loading time is ''atrocious!''"

* This bit:

'''[[Looney Tunes|Elmer Fudd]]:''' [[Elmuh Fudd Syndwome|They'we wucky I don't sue fow copywight infwingement]]. Heheheheheh. }}

* The montage of '''''EL CAPITÁN''''' saying "GOLD!" ''17 times.''

** "Boy, this guy makes the [[Battlefield Earth|Psychlos]] look like Buddhist monks.

'''''*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*''''' }}

* [[Bum Reviews|Chester]] [[Even Nerds Have Standards|chewing out]] the Critic for watching [[Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa|C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa]].

** Which is the thumbnail for the video.

* His "inner little boy" complaining about Webby and how he hated the character.

* [[The Nostalgia Chick|Dr. Block and Dr. Tease]] doing an under-two-minute cameo to quickly explain to the Critic the symptoms of Gold Fever, and the outtakes in the stinger.

* The concept of Webby [[Unfortunate Implications|putting on black makeup to pose as a penguin]] leading to a "[[Minstrel Shows|Minstrel Show Joke]]" button with wings hovering in front of the Critic as he resists pressing it.

* The Critic imitating '''''EL CAPITÁN''''' ordering a pizza:

'''El Capitán''': Gold. GOLD! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!! {{spoiler|That's right, I'll be paying with Gold Card.}} }}

* When the Indian tribe tries to get [[Captain Crash|Launchpad]] to [[It Makes Sense in Context|fly]]:

'''Critic''': I mean, what do you think I am, a duck?? *''[[Beat]]''* }}

* And lastly...

'''''*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*''''' }}

 

* The gangster sign gesture done between the Nostalgia Critic (as a Care Bear) and a bear in captivity.

* Him mocking Alice's [[Wangst]].

** Followed by claiming that she wants to be like Suzy down the street, even though she has a head retainer, bad acne, and a ''[[Third Eye|third eye!]]''

* As the Care Bears are falling down the hole...

'''Critic as Care Bear:''' Oh, [[Alice in Wonderland (film)|you mean with]] [[Johnny Depp]]?<br />

'''Critic as White Rabbit:''' No, the [[Take That|MUCH]] '''[[Take That|BETTER]]''' [[Alice in Wonderland (Disney film)|Disney movie]]! }}

* The rap-off between the rapping cat and the rapping dog from the animated Titanic movie.

* The return of his hate-on for princesses:

'''Critic''': Well mostly [[Merchandise-Driven|sell toys]], [[Real Women Never Wear Dresses|piss off feminists]], [[Girls Need Role Models|and make girls question their own sense of self-worth]]. *[[Beat]]* '''Tell me I'm wrong!''' }}

* When Alice is climbing a peak, and a [[Call Back|rather familar looking vulture]] makes an appereance.

* The payoff to the running joke about Grumpy Bear wanting to eat, where he raps and The Critic's reaction to it

{{quote|'''Critic''': [[Tempting Fate|Well at least we don't have to hear the Cheshire Cat again—]]|{{spoiler|''Cheshire Cat starts singing in the credits, prompting Nostalgia Critic to cover his ears in annoyance''}}}}

* "He's torturing me with observations about my plainess!"

* His response to the White Rabbit being the uncle of Swift Heart Rabbit.

 

 

== [[Cop and a Half]] ==

* The critic's reaction to [[Tempting Fate|Henry Winkler being the director of the movie.]]

* Which of these four Critic Faces should he choose for this extremely awkward moment? {{spoiler|He chooses the one numbered "2".}}

* His remark that the mafia boss Bobo makes [[Animaniacs|the Goodfeathers]] look legitimate.

** Followed by showing footage of them laughing at him.

* The "realistic" version of what would happen if Devon tried making that demand to be a cop in return for information:

"Put a search out for [[The Lord of the Rings (film)|Shire Baggins]]!" }}

* When the movie shows a [[Fruit Cart]] that ''[[Averted Trope|doesn't]]'' get knocked over:

** {{spoiler|[[The Stinger|By the end of the video]], [[Brick Joke|it's used one more time.]]}}

* When Devon picks up the phone in the police station, the Critic wonders what would happen if there was a real emergency on the other line:

''(car doors are shut and sirens go off)'' }}

** The fact that the people on the other line sound like [[Statler and Waldorf]] laughing makes it even funnier.

** The mere reference would be enough, but the combination of the plane sound, the moving camera, and the look on the guy's face are what make this priceless.

* The return of [[Care Bears|"pickled beets?"]].

* "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say-" [[Killed Mid-Sentence|*bang!*]] *credits*

* When the thugs rendezvous with "[[Paper-Thin Disguise|Bobo]]":

 

 

** "Hello. I'm Batman. I remember it...because I'm Batman."

* Lest we forget the Critic's reaction to a certain [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcukDDDhuYk clip] this time around:

* The fact that he has testosterone pills just lying around.

** And when he takes them, a loud thud is heard, and he remarks that his testicles hit the floor. Also, his voice becomes much deeper.

* "And the award for best 'What the Fuck' opening goes to... that."

* Both in-universe and out, the expressions on the other villains' faces when Killer Croc's almost-defeat of Batman story was "I threw a rock at him."

* And lastly...

'''Critic:''' There we go. I'M the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to! ''(leaves)'' {{spoiler|Don't worry, he shows the real runners-up during the credits.}} }}

* The exceptionally long-reaching [[Call Back]] to his issues with the [[Mood Whiplash]] after [[Bambi]]'s mother is killed.

== Alaska ==

* Opening the review with "[[Sarah Palin]] is stupid. There, I got my Sarah Palin joke out of the way, let's talk about ''Alaska''."

** He then sings: CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR YOU'RE CLEAR CLEAR CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR YOU'RE CLEAR CLEAR CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR! Clear!

* Shifting between cooing and awwing and horrified screaming as he interlinks clips of the [[Beary Funny|adorable polar bear cub playing in the snow]] with clips of a [[Everything's Worse with Bears|bear mauling bloodied carcasses and attacking people]].

* The Critic making fun of how the hunter has to say everything with a poetic edge to it.

* Seeing Sean play [[Street Fighter the Movie|Street Fighter: The Movie The Game]] and wondering "who went down on who" to get THAT into the movie.

* His constant attempts to get the store owner to stop randomly talking about his eagle spirit guide and just give Sean the mail.

** "Would you like to hear how my hamster is my spiritual financial advisor?"

* The list of possible deaths of the mother, with "Eaten by polar bear" at the end.

** Although the "Executed by Columbian drug lords" and "Beaten to death over a stamp" lines were both gems as well.

* After [[Jerkass|Sean]] says he wishes his father died instead of his mother (to his father's face, no less!), Critic says he couldn't care about him anymore even if he spontaneously combusted upon leaving the room.

'''Critic''': (''makes a quick Sign of the Cross'') And nobody will miss him. Next! }}

* The Critic's reaction to how mean spirited the movie is:

** When the poachers use the mother polar bear's carcass as a hand puppet: "[[Dude, Not Funny|It's like putting on a cute puppet show at your great aunt's funeral!]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|WITH YOUR GREAT AUNT!]]"

** "You know, there's being mean in a movie, and then there's being the devil. This is being...the devil's devil, the devil the devil goes to when the devil's not being devilish enough. What's this rated? Doesn't matter IT SHOULDN'T BE VIEWED BY ANYBODY!"

* The Critic mocking the rescue crew's incompetence.

** This is followed by a skit where the rescue crew go by foot and the plane is ''literally'' behind them. Highlights include not even bothering to turn around and ignoring the blood-curdling scream.

* [[Guttural Growler|BEAR]]! (Dramatic music and lightning)

** The Critic's face after saying it makes it even funnier.

* The Golden Crisps product placement:

* [[Tempting Fate|"Oh please tell me this results in another spinning shot with a choir thrown in for no reason!"]] '''*We see exactly that*''' "[[Squee]]!"

* When Sean says the bear is male because he got "a very good look":

* His remark that Sean's dad is becoming a permanent part of the Alaskan tour.

* His complaint that every bad deed can be excusable if you just say it's a spirit journey!

'''Dad:''' Oh okay. }}

* The return of "[[Care Bears|Time for a game of disappearing bears]]."

* "Just when the bear's about to be shot, he bites the knee which forces him to shoot the guy which forces him to shoot the helicopter which forces the controls to explode that WORRIED THE CAT WHO ATE THE RAT THAT LIVED IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT! Now give kudos, that's a funny way to go."

** Complete with a photo of [[Jack Nicholson]] [[Batman (film)|as]] [[The Joker]].

 

 

== James and the Giant Peach ==

* The Critic singing a bland song in the style of Randy Newman.

** After showing the scene where the peach falls and James is seemingly dead, it cuts to a screen displaying the words "THE END" [[Soundtrack Dissonance|with that song playing behind it]].

* The entire review, with him being forced to do a positive review of a film everybody likes to make up for the negative reception of last week's Let's Play video. Every time he's about to say something negative, a bunch of people point guns at him and he changes his tune.

** Anytime he shows off his desperation to have people not be mad at him anymore:

* The return of [[Nightmare Fuel|SCARY SLOW-MO!]]

** Not to mention the Internet greeting.

* Turns out the "Internet State Penitentiary" resides right next to the [[Call Back|State Home]] [[The Garbage Pail Kids Movie|for the Ugly]].

* His reaction to how James' parents died:

'''Critic:''' ''*still silent; he writes down the word '''"WHAT??"''' in large font.*'' }}

* Using a [[Seinfeld|"NEWMAN!"]] clip every time a Randy Newman song appears.

* [[Finding Nemo|"MINE!MINE!MINE!MINE!MINE!MINE!MINE!"]]

* During the confrontation with a skeleton captain, who looks [[The Nightmare Before Christmas|quite familiar]]:

** Also:

* The [[Awesome Music|Battle Hymn of the Republic]] playing during James's [[Calling the Old Man Out]] moment.

* The ending:

'''Critic:''' ''*screams as he is fired upon*'' }}

* The [[Monty Python]] segment.

* This:

''*guns slowly approach the Nostalgia Critic*''<br />

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' I’m good! }}

* Critic's reaction to Spiker and Sponge [[Moral Event Horizon|coming after James]] [[Axe Crazy|with axes]].

* "Oh hey, great! The movie suddenly turned into Marble Madness!"

* The Critic getting advice on using Chicago's transit system from a cloud:

'''Cloud:''' Mapquest can suck it!! }}

* The part with [[The Lion King]].

'''Critic as Narrator:''' ...And then a rhino ate him up. ''*CHOMP! The end, cue Hakuna Matata.*'' }}

* The Critic's addition to Ms. Spider tucking James in for the night:

* This quote towards the end:

* "[[Call Back|IT'S FLUBBER!]]"

* This comment during James' fight with the rhino [[Eldritch Abomination]]:

* "My Name is James", when the Critic finds out Randy Newman wrote the songs:

 

 

== The Avengers ==

* Getting fed up with the counterintuitive operating procedure of the heroes, the Critic decides to imagine a chain of agents passing a message:

* The ''[[Doctor Strangelove]]'' references.

* The running gag about everyone being polite.

'''Steed:''' Returned. }}

* Gummy Bears...nuff said.

* Giving the viewers a choice of which bear meme to go with: "[[The Country Bears|This is not over. Bears.]]", "[[Care Bears|Time for a game of disappearing bears.]]", and "[[Alaska (film)|I want that BEAR!!!]]" {{spoiler|The Alaska meme wins.}}

* Playing the [[Mega Man 2]] theme when the robotic bees attack, followed by Proto Man's whistle when the old lady secret agent shows up.

* The stuffy British [[Angrish]] when Emma Peel walks into a club where women aren't allowed.

** Made even funnier when he says they have [[Godzilla]] on accounting.

* After pointing out that the henchman towards the end is played by [[Eddie Izzard]]...

* Taking the package telling to answer the phone gag to the extreme:

'''Critic''': Turn off the stove... *''turns the stove off and picks up a note next to it''* Open the microwave... *''Ding! Opens the microwave and picks up yet another note in it''* "Tell Sean Connery it's too late for this movie, but he can still back out of ''[[The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (film)|The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]''." *''crumples up the note and leaves''* }}

* "And that was ''The Avengers''. What a cup of dick."

* The critic's reaction to the nonsensical and completely out of nowhere scene where a room full of agents have a meeting [[WTH Costuming Department|dressed as teddy bears]]. Yeah...[[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|it makes just as much sense in context]].

'''Critic as Sean Connery dressed as a bear''': It occurs to me while saying these lines that [[Understatement|this may be slightly ridiculous]]. }}

* Sean Connery's death: "Finally! I've been raptured! Take me away, Jesus! I'll never do another movie like this again!"

 

== Simon Sez ==

* I just want to Dance, Dance, Dance.

* The both of them laughing at a lame pun for 15 seconds straight.

* The cameo by {{spoiler|90s Kid}}

* The Critic and Lupa dressed as mad scientists trying to find an animator for their evil schemes. They soon turn to [[Deviant ART]] and hire {{spoiler|Dr. Insano}}.

* Critic's constant dislike of the cyber-monks that aren't nearly as cool as [[Double Team|those other ones.]]

* The following exchange:

'''Nostalgia Critic''': *says nothing, but maintains a confused/disturbed expression* }}

* WE HAVE HORRIBLE CHEWBACCA IMPRESSION!

* The constant use of cartoon sound effects on everything the [[Big Bad]] does.

* This:

(''[[The Price Is Right]] [[Losing Horns]], the last note coinciding with a gunshot'') }}

* The Critic gives a comparison of a "[[Witty Banter|snappy comeback]]":

'''Lupa''': [[Artistic License History|You sure that's how it goes?]]<br />

'''Critic''': [[Lampshade Hanging|I took a few liberties.]] }}

* In the beginning, the Critic refuses to let Obscurus Lupa to review the movie with him, and is blown away by her actually listening to him, [[Woobie|overwhelmed by the fact that someone actually]] ''[[Woobie|listened]]'' [[Woobie|to him for once]]...that is, until she suddenly forces her way into the review.

 

 

** The FBI badge, "Department of Criticism". Heck, the picture of himself on the badge.

** The hand shadows.

** For both this and for the rest of Nostalgia-ween, he even has the X-Files theme as his closing music.

* [[Creepy Doll|The Dolls]] in the police chief's office. Aaaaaand cue sketch!

'''Bryan''': Well! We'll have to ask Roger before I can answer that! ''*turns to look at the doll collection*'' What do you think, Roger?<br />

([[Beat]] as Boss shifts his eyes nervously)<br />

'''Boss''': Okay! }}

* The home version of the [[Stephen King]] [[Drinking Game]], complete with beer glasses, [[IT|pool toys, ball caps,]] and a [[Call Back|talking]] [[The Langoliers|Mr. Toomey action figure]].

** The image of Pennywise accompanying the line "pool toys" with the words '''THEY FLOAT'''.

** ''I deduce you need more, [[Verbal Tic|dear boy.]]"

** [[Child's Play (film)|"Don't Fuck with the Chuck!"]]

* The Steven King cliche roll call to the opening tune of ''[[Gilligan's Island]]''.

* The return of the Frying the Coke gag, as well as its explanation.

* The Six Million Dollar Asshole.

** The lead up to it was pretty good too. First he mockingly notes how evil he is for [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|throwing away his wife's homemade sandwich]]. Then, his complaints when the adulterer laughs evilly (sort of) and makes fun of his wife's stupidity behind her back. This finally culminates in him calling out the Six Million Dollar Asshole's abandoning the search for the lost child...to get laid. You can just hear the anger in [[Papa Wolf|his]] voice.

** [[Fridge Brilliance]], of course someone cheating on their wife would bother someone like Darth Vader, who became evil [[Love Makes You Evil|just so he could save his wife]].

* "Say 'no' to [[Star Wars]] prequels!"

* When the kid's brother disappears, the appearance of [[Mortal Kombat (film)|Shang Tsung]]: "Your brother's soul is mine!"

** And when they find the kid brother {{spoiler|in the alien ship}}.

* "So the whole town shows up...All twelve of 'em."

* When the kid opens up his closet and sees one of the {{spoiler|aliens}}, we get this;

'''NC''': Don't listen to him! Just put your delicious brains back to sleep, doobie doob doo. }}

 

== The Haunting ==

* The return of Catherine Zeta-Jones, and the Nostalgia Critic's full attention to her. To the point the original had to nudge him in order for him to make a comparison.

** And the cat-hiss he emits when the original tries to get a better comparison out of him.

** Culminating in his look of pure joy when it's revealed she's [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|bisexual]], complete with a nuclear explosion in the background.

*** Followed up by a bottle of champagne [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|popping and drenching an egg]].

* This bit:

'''Critic:''' Ooh, I will. Heh heh he-- *'''''[[Armor-Piercing Slap|SLAP!!!]]'''''* I deserved that. }}

** Even funnier from a meta point of view. A large portion of the Critic's fans love to see him get slapped about and otherwise abused, so it's always funny to imagine those fans' reactions.

** Followed by him admitting to seriously considering killing the real one with a tether ball pole.

* When we first see a child ghost:

* Anything having to do with Owen Wilson's thankless role as the movie's official [[Captain Obvious]] guy.

** And the Critic's imitations of Owen Wilson.

*** "I don't know which "W-sound" face to make..."

* The Critic performs [[Large Ham Announcer|a breathless, down-to-the-wire play-by-play]] of [[Off with His Head|the exact moment]] [[Jump the Shark|the shark is jumped]].

* R.I.P., Don't Know and Don't Care.

** Repeated again: "Seriously though, a moment of silence for that completely pointless scene".

* The movie apparently fails so hard, that [[Ghostbusters|Zuul]] doesn't even try to put effort into the [[Running Gag]].

* This moment, when Liam Neeson's character is almost drowned by a possessed statue:

'''Critic as the statue''': Oh no ya don't! *''grabs him''* [[Take That|You're gonna pay for]] ''[[Clash of the Titans]]''. *''proceeds to drown him''* Say you're not doing the sequel!<br />

'''Critic as Neeson''': *''garbled''* ''NEVER!!!'' }}

* The Critic emphasizing the silliness of the ghosts by playing ''Grim Grinning Ghosts'' from The Haunted Mansion ride.

* The scene with the child's face appearing on the Critic's pillow. Half hilarious and half [[Nightmare Fuel]].

* The ending:

'''Critic as kid''': "To pee or not to pee!" Hehehe! }}

** The image alone was the best: "''Hamlet'', staring that little Puke-Anus from ''The Haunting''".

*** "[[Up to Eleven|Worse than]] [[The Phantom Menace|Jake Lloyd]]." - ''The New Yorker''

* This:

'''Skeleton''': SILENCE!!! I ''Kill'' You!! }}

* And when the house begins to literally make a face at Eleanor:

'''House''': I'm going to kill you, Eleanor! Hehehehehe!! }}

* ''How Shitty this Remake Is'', by the Nostalgia Critic.

* After all the spirits of the children are freed:

* "And that's the remake of ''The Haunting''. *''twitches violently in rage and lifts his arms in the air, before--''* [[Understatement|I don't particularly care for it.]]"

* The Critic's indecisiveness on whether or not this counts as an ''Old VS New'' episode, since the old wins hands-down, and yet he still intends to compare the two...cue utterly-confused looks from the kid and old man.

* His childish rendition of Jan de Bont's (alleged) thought processes behind the remake.

 

 

* "So...we jumped one year ahead, from one year earlier, plus one season ahead, though it's one year earlier from when the movie was released. Pay attention; there's a fucking quiz later!"

* "So we have two pretentious authors, a pretentious Wiccan, a pretentious filmmaker, and [[Genre Savvy|of course]] [[Scooby Doo|their mangy dog.]]"

* The use of the [[South Park]] clips, if you're a [[South Park]] fan.

* Goth!Critic, with a ridiculous amount of eyeliner and black lipstick.

'''Goth!Critic:''' And for $2 a minute I can tell you more. }}

* The witch jokes:

'''[[The Wizard of Oz|Glinda]]''': Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?<br />

'''Critic''': You're gift-wrapping this jokes for me, you know! }}

* What he's like after he's been drinking alone: [[Shirtless Scene|shirtless]] and eating food off the floor, while a woman yells at him.

* "Aww, now I don't get to use my [[Looney Tunes|Witch Hazel]] clip."

* The rant at the end that starts out calm and slowly grows in rage and intensity, where he calls out ''all'' the plot holes, including how the "Book of Shadows" in the title '''''isn't even mentioned at all'''''.

* The Critic pointing out at the start of the film that he'd feel safer with the [[Three Stooges]] rather than the doctors seen in the film.

* The whole scene where the Shredder from the ''Ninja Turtles'' film sees images from the climax of said film.

* Chester A. Bum popping up in the middle of the critic clips.

'''Chester A. Bum''': ''[off-screen]'' Did she say "change"?! I'll take that! }}

* "So the Blair Witch is Bigfoot from ''Monster Truck Rally''? 'Cause that would be friggin' awesome!!"

* His version of how that little kid ''should'' have [[Bring My Brown Pants|reacted]] when Regan told her she was once possessed by a demon.

* And lastly, the Critic's usage of Regan's pointless arm spinning to end Nostalgia-Ween, and the following exchange.

'''"Great" Spirits:''' ''[Drop a copy of ''[[Doug|Doug's First Movie]]'' onto his desk]''<br />

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''[In agony]'' [[This Is Gonna Suck|OOOOOO--]]<br />

== Doug's 1st Movie ==

* The opening:

* The "[[A Few Good Men|You FUCKIN' people...]]" running gag.

* The song even made a tumor form in the Critic's brain, which he decided to name "Porkchop".

* The Critic's overjoyed reaction to when the intro plays the Disney theme for ''Doug'' and not the original theme; i.e., the single time he's ever enjoying this movie!

** So much so, that he takes the show's "Old Theme", shoves it down his pants, and pees on it!

** The aforementioned "Porkchop" even disappears in a fiery explosion at that moment!

* This bit:

'''Critic as Doug:''' "Especially me." *''[[Rimshot]]''* }}

* [[Suburban Knights|"Here, grab my ball."]]

* The Critic wondering if Doug blacks out during his long fantasy sequences:

'''Skeeter:''' [[The Lord of the Rings|Why do you go where I can't follow?]] }}

* After Doug and Skeeter name the monster [[Moby Dick|Herman Melville]], it cuts to the real Melville's tombstone, him apparently turning in his grave!

* "Being the Mayor, it's not like I have ''any'' possible power to fix this problem at all, so I guess we're stuck." *''pauses for a second, at which point a [[Ridiculously Cute Critter]] marked "Clue" comes on screen which the Critic tries to catch''* "Get a clue, get a clue, you moron, get a clue!!"

** "I MUST BE ON MARS!!!"

* When Doug decides to confide in Patti his plans to expose Mr. Bluff's plot, '''[[What an Idiot!|right in front of someone who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff]]''':

'''Critic:''' ...Well, it should be you in there! }}

* The Critic going nuts over the fact that the media is going nuts over a sea monster and don't notice high-schoolers ''inventing a shrink-ray and a giant robot!!''

* The Critic's epic rant when a high-school girl actually comments that the disguised monster looks like a cute girl.

** "This is the species that's turning '''[[Twilight (novel)|this]]''' into a ''cultural phenomenon!!''"

** "YOU ARE FIRED FROM ''BREATHING!!!'' Please pack up your desk, and kindly leave '''''[[Large Ham|LIIIIIFFFFEEE!!!!!]]'''''"

* "[[Running Gag|Buuut...I digress.]]"

* After a particularly bizarre Skeeter spazz-out:

* "Stop saying [[Mondegreen|Fuckytown]]!"

* Combining the concert scene from [[The Blues Brothers]] with the abnormally high security at the Valentine dance.

** When he sees the destruction of the robot by Bluff's men as a [[Kick the Dog]] moment.

* At the end, the Critic declares that he never wants ''anything'' to do with ''Doug'' ever again:

'''Critic:''' *''[[Your Head Asplode|head explodes]]''*. }}

 

== The Cell ==

* The Critic's "Be Disturbed" signal:

'''[[Laugh Track|Audience]]''': [[Dull Surprise|Aaaaaaah...]] }}

** When a horse ends up being sliced to pieces:

'''Snotty voice''': That's better. }}

** When Novak gets captured and tortured:

'''Audience''': AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! }}

** Plus, the whole time the "be disturbed" voice is an impression of Droopy.

** "{{spoiler|Wait...''I'' have hands. What if I'm the...?" *''zoom in on the Critic's scared face as dramatic music plays''*}}

* The animated Tarsem who keeps interrupting the movie.

** Especially after the Critic gets sick of it and tries to kill him off... {{spoiler|but since Tarsem keeps jumping around, he never manages to hit him.}}

* Calling the machine the [[The Matrix|The Lametrix]] and [[Inception|Lameception]].

* [[Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-Wee's Dungeon]]!

* The Critic stating the names of Superman's biological family and then wondering if their last name is "El". Cue image of [[Death Note|L]].

* The Critic pointing out that Brainiac's lying about Krypton not going to blow up makes no sense, because Jor-El already had a ship and an evacuation plan ready for quite a long time. He then proceeds to act out how Brainiac ''should'' have responded:

* [[Spider-Man|Mary Jane]] [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Want Some]].

* The ending where he finds out he has to review ''[[Felix the Cat: The Movie]]''.

* His reaction to the Kents deciding to take baby Kal-El:

** ''And'' he turns it into a running gag!

* "Never mind me, I'm just a giant walking mechanical robot going for a stroll-- *''WHAM!!''* Oooooh, you piece of shit! [[Malcolm McDowell|I'll stab you]] [[A Clockwork Orange (film)|in the yarbles!]]"

** Followed by Superman battling the robot: "So it looks like this fight is over and-- *''the robot fires a shotgun shell at Superman, sending him flying''*

** "[[Milk Money|I'm going to the so' op!]]"

** And finally, when the robot is standing on the edge of a building and Superman simply [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Blows]] [[Visual Pun|him]] [[Wafer-Thin Mint|off]].

* "Well, no wonder the plane is falling; [[Special Effects Failure|half of the equipment is missing]]!"

* Elisa's cameo in the [[Phantom of the Opera|Phantom Zone]].

* At the very end when the theme is playing over the credits, {{spoiler|we suddenly hear the Critic singing his own lyrics}}.

* The [[Actor Allusion|reference]] to [[The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney film)|Out There]] when [[Tony Jay]] starts talking.

* ''"Today's wardrobe is [[Brought to You by The Letter "S"|Brought To You By The Letter 'M']]."''

* On the revelation that Lois used to date [[Lex Luthor]]:

* [[Wile E. Coyote and The Road Runner|"Meep-Meep!"]]

* "I guess the "S" stand for [[Speedy Gonzales]]".

* Pointing out the [[Double Standard]] of female co-workers calling male co-workers "cute":

* When Superman saves Lois from certain death:

 

 

== Felix the Cat: The Movie ==

* The Critic ''beginning the review'' with a nervous breakdown and pleading for the audience to turn back.

** "You ''sure'' you don't wanna turn back? There's still time; I'm sure [[The Angry Joe Show|Angry Joe]] has a good video!"

* "''[[Transformers|Changeformers!]] Less than you'd expect!''"

* "Alright, I want you to make it look like he's ''dry-humping'' a trash can. No questions, dammit. No questions! I have a ''very'' specific vision!"

* [[Uncanny Valley|The 3D Felix head!]]

** Followed up by:

'''Critic:''' DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!! }}

** And at the end...

* "[[Randy Newman|Foxes]], they like looking at bags. And then they walk away, so their...tails are gonna wag! You-pay-Randy-now."

* The shot of Oriana's [[Face Palm]], which the Critic states pretty much sums up his reaction to the entire movie.

* "Gonna take you right into the [[Top Gun|Random Zone!]]"

* The Critic's incredulity at the Princess having an all-powerful interdimensional transporter in her basement, and ''not using it'':

** Nerd Bonus if you realize the line was borrowed from [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.]]

* Noting how Felix just [[Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist|casually laughs at the dead]].

* "Okay, so after they escape the...Evil Boxes??"

** "[[The Angry Video Game Nerd|Oh, don't you talk about my boxes]]! [[Call Back|I like boxes]]!"

* The several shots at how the Princess [[Good Is Dumb|disbanded her kingdom's army]], ''[[What an Idiot!|despite the threat of her evil uncle and his army]]''.

'''Critic as Chief Minister:''' ...This conversation makes me feel drunk. }}

'''Critic:''' '''''[[Angrish|DARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!]]''''' }}

* As water floods the cell after Felix attempts to drill his way out using his Magic Bag, several schools of fish swim by, prompting the Critic to comment that the sequence is "making the [[Yellow Submarine]] look sober".

* "YOU'RE FREE OF THIS MOVIE!! [[Wizard of Oz|FLEE! FLEE THIS CAULDRON OF ASS!!!]]" *''screams of panicking masses ensue''*

* This troper was cracking up at the bit with the 1920s Critic in black and white.

* His reaction to the film SOMEHOW getting the Princess's uncle mixed up with his assistant after the explosion in the lab.

 

* The ENTIRE FUCKING REVIEW. The fact that it's a musical is, in and of itself, just a wonderfully comical idea, executed absolutely flawlessly. The quality of the lyrics pretty much needs to be credited to this review's guest star [[Brental Floss]], who provides many of the most hilarious moments!

* The review's beginning and [[Book Ends]], which are near-exact replicas of the movie's. Complete with Linkara singing.

** Chester is conducting with his ''change cup''. In fact, just the shot of him walking into position, bobble hat bobbing up and down, is hilarious.

* As lampshaded by Lindsay in the bloopers, the Chick looking ''turned on'' when the Critic's trying hard not to admit he likes something in the movie.

** As for the moment when they're all very close together in the outtakes, we get this amusing bit:

'''Doug''': I know. }}

*** And then Doug's Phelous impersonation, with Lindsay behaving like she's fangirling hard.

* The [[Phelous]] musical number. That is all.

** Unexpectedly, the Chick and Brentalfloss tango across the screen. After a few more dance inserts, they're just standing there chatting, then suddenly realise they're on screen.

* The new game of "Find the Shot that Lasts for Five Seconds". The timer ''itself'' self-destructs from sheer frustration.

* [[The Nostalgia Chick]]'s entrance, dancing with Nella and Elisa clad in skimpy outfits with boas, then claiming this is just something they do every third Thursday.

** Nella and Elisa repeating the last two syllables of the Chick's sentences...which doesn't always really work.

'''Nella and Elisa:''' ...ic-cal... }}

* As Satine tries to...seduce...the Duke while trying to hide Christian, the caption "[[Irony|Oscar Nominated Performance]]" appears.

** Followed up by:

'''Critic:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|Where, and when?]] }}

** The title alone: "[[Stalker with a Crush|This will make you love me, I SWEAR!]]"

*** Once it's descended into farce, the Chick wails "He's never going to want me!"

* The Critic's over-the-top, whacky rendition of the sequences at the movie's beginning, and the return of {{spoiler|Animated!Tarsem}}.

* [[Brows Held High|Oancitizen's]] growing rage at being denied the chance to sing in the crossover, culminating in an epic reviewer group freakout.

'''Kyle:''' [[Mood Whiplash|...okay]]. }}

* The song "Guilty Pleasures" has quite a few, particularly when the Critic is listing bad movies he enjoys.

'''Brentalfloss and Chick:''' *''horrified''* Oh Jesus, no! }}

** This gem:

'''[[The Cinema Snob|Snob:]]''' What the hell??! }}

* The Chick's rant about Christian's [[Kick the Dog]] moment.

* The [[Take That]] at the movie's [[Downer Ending]], with the Critic shooting Brentalfloss just so he can mourn over his body. His ensuing expressions are priceless.

* The ending musical number ''The Review Must Go On'' by Team [[N Chick]] and the Critic, {{spoiler|which is swiftly cut off near the end by Brentalfloss shooting the Critic. ''From heaven''}}.

** The Chick and Critic sing-snarking at each other. And that she goes off-message and starts singing about how she wants a sandwich.

** The Chick keeps returning the Critic's rhymes until he has to break from singing to say "We're going to end the song ''now!''"

** [[It Makes Sense in Context|When they end up in Disneyworld]], a big joyful grin appears on the Chick's face.

** That [[Ship Tease]]-infested moment where the Critic recognizes the Chick's bedroom instantly. Also their confirming that she's "the only person more cynical than he is".

* The Chick implying she once got herself laid by singing Whitney Houston.

* "My balls are aliiive with the sound of--WHOOPIE!!!!"

* Zidler's ''Like a Virgin'' sequence, with the Critic caught between Brentalfloss and the Chick's dancing.

* The reaction to [[Large Ham|the Duke character]] in the movie.

** Also, the Critic telling the Chick to shut up because he likes ''The Little Mermaid''; doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for fans who were less than pleased with the Chick's hatred of the movie.

** In the outtakes, Doug notes that ''all'' the towers look like penises to him, and says, "Maybe I'm just really sick."

** The commentary reveals that the joke wasn't actually in the script, and Doug simply brought the movie in case they wanted to randomly throw in a penis joke.

* After {{spoiler|Satine dies}}:

'''Critic:''' Yeah, I guess it ''is'' kinda funny. }}

* Again from the outtakes, Lindsay playing with the top hat and flattening it before springing it open. Especially when she puts it over her [[Something Else Also Rises|crotch area]].

* "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it--" *''[[Your Head Asplode|head explodes]]''* '''''[[Big Word Shout|CHRISTMAS!!!!!]]'''''

* The out-of-nowhere song about how Cincinatti is the greatest place ever:

** Later, when the same song turns out to purify evil:

* Georgie Porgie being the [[Captain Obvious]] of the movie.

* [[Uncanny Valley|Did Humpty Dumpty just die?]]

* The Nostalgia Critic allowing the Ghost of Christmas Future to suggest any movie, and he chooses the 2000 version of [[How the Grinch Stole Christmas (film)|The Grinch]]. The Critic tries to wiggle his way out, to no avail.

* The Ghost of Christmas Future tries to get the Critic on board with his Christmas Carol parody by getting him to join up with [[Obscurus Lupa]]'s project. The Critic considers it, but angrily declines when he sees that the Ghost has actually tied up Lupa to get her to participate, despite the Ghost's protests that [[Blatant Lies|this is how she gets into character.]] Later, at the very end of the review...

* "[[Les Misérables (theatre)|Red! The blood of angry toys!/ Black! The dark of Barnaby's ass!]]"

** "Cry plastic, and let slip the [[Pound Puppies]] of war!"

** "Now eggroll, now fried rice, now moo shu with ham! On wanton, on dumpling, and moo goo gai pan!"

* When the girl gets tied up, the rope obviously doesn't secure her. Cue the Critic with a rope draped loosely over his head.

** And just beforehand:

* [[Running Gag|What the heck is that.]]

 

* Critic pointing out how [[Uncanny Valley|unrealistic]] the Whos look, calling them scarier than the Grinch.

* This bit of [[Fridge Logic]]:

'''Critic:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|How can shoes affect how I feel? I don't know.]] }}

* This little gem:

'''[[Star Fox|Peppy]]:''' [[Memetic Mutation|Do a barrel roll!]] }}

* His gentle teasing of [[The Nostalgia Chick]] for having an obsession with [[X-Men|blue men]].

* The ending, just when you think the Critic has learned his lesson:

'''Narrator:''' Oh. Fuck you, then! }}

* The Critic being outraged at the Grinch's backstory, citing that his botched attempt at shaving was so humiliating, [[Kids Are Cruel|his classmates]] and even ''[[Adults Are Useless|the teacher]]'' laughed at him.

* The part where the Critic does a [[Lampshade Hanging]] on the fact that, while the entire backstory of the Grinch is explained, the narrator still hasn't figured it out:

* His comments on the Whos in this movie:

* "So the Grinch heads on down, he'll be glad that he did! Because ''this'' scene happens." *''The Grinch lands face-first between [[Ms. Fanservice|Martha May's]] [[Funbag Airbag|breasts]]''* [[Running Gag|"You know, for kids!"]]

* Another priceless expression of revulsion after the Grinch puts Max up to the sleeping mayor:

* "There's an explosion in ''The Grinch''? Who directed this, [[Michael Bay]]?!"

** "So the Grinch didn't ''steal'' Christmas, more like assassinated it."

* The Critic doing a [[Nightmare Fuel|scarily]] ''good'' imitation of the Grinch's [[Slasher Smile|iconic expression.]]

* The [[Take That]] to PETA:

* The Critic pointing out that during the Grinch's [[Heel Face Turn|heart growing "three sizes"]], he literally feels [[Body Horror|pain in his chest]], to which the Critic sees as a surprise [[Moment Killer]].

* When the clouds open and light shines upon the Grinch:

'''[[The Truman Show|Christof]]:''' I am the creator of a television show. }}

* The Critic's suggestions on how the film could be improved...which basically amount to simply airing the original animated special.

* The [[Actor Allusion]] in reference to the fact that [[Anthony Hopkins]] is the narrator:

 

 

** Throughout the review, they refer to Detective Norris as Humperdinck, though the Critic does once refer to him as "Officer Cashmere Sweater".

* The explanation of how the strangler was able to evade the cops: the car was being driven by [[The Simpsons (animation)|Chief Wiggum]].

** Made better by how well synced the line is.

* The appearance of Catherine Hicks' character:

'''Critic''': Oh, I don't know, ''[[Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home|Star Trek IV]]''?<br />

'''Phelous''': Oh yeah, she was in that, wasn't she? Man, what an obscure reference.<br />

** The expression on the Critic's face after this exchange is absolutely ''priceless''.

* The meta joke with Critic turning into Chester just a little bit more every time Phelous mentions it, eventually ending up with him trying to get into the trenchcoat as fast as possible.

* The Critic and Phelous acting as kids, betting whose creepy toy can give them more nightmares.

* Adding car sound effects to Chucky's speedy POV shots.

* "[[MC Hammer|Hammer-time!]]"

* Mocking the clumsiness of the first victim with Phelous simply throwing a sock at the Critic, who ''somehow'' loses control of his body and shoots himself in the head.

* The back and forth jokes between the Critic and Phelous about toys gone bad.

'''Critic:''' *''more upbeat tone''* What we're trying to say is... *''flatly''* ...you're crazy. }}

* The Critic editing shots from the [[Blues Brothers]] mall chase scene over the movie.

** {{spoiler|And then The Other Guy releases Casper again.}}

* The Critic testing things with a hammer that explode in his face as a [[Running Gag]].

** Made better that they explode ''before'' the hammer even hits them!

** When the Critic begins to test an electroshock therapy machine, he decides not to hit it, only for it to explode anyway.

* When the Witch Doctor calls Chucky an "abomination, an outrage against nature!"

* [[The Princess and the Frog|"He's got friends on the other side!"]]

* Also This:

'''Critic''': ...Next joke.<br />

'''Phelous''': Yeah, next joke. }}

* The callback to "[[Leprechaun (film)|Fuck you, Lucky Charms!]]" when Andy says "[[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|This ''is'' the end, 'friend'!]]"

{{spoiler|1='''BlackNight!Chucky''': *''leg gets blown off''* I've had worse...I AM INVINCIBLE!! *''gets shot in the back''* [[Only a Flesh Wound|Just a flesh wound]].}} }}

** Not to mention the music from ''Terminator 2'' later on.

* Phelous dying, then using a voodoo chant and transferring his soul into a {{spoiler|pencil sharpener.}}

** The Critic pointing out that Phelous had to die, since he himself had already died four times during the review.

** Made even better by his [[Harmless Villain|ranting]].

* During a scene where [[Special Effects Failure|Chucky is obviously a little person in a costume]]:

* [[Sarcasm Mode|"Yes, keep driving faster, you'll eventually get away from the back seat."]]

* "Brought to you by a preposterous concept!"

 

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