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A

• Absurdity Ascendant -> Absurd Adolescent, Absurd Accent
• Absurdly Powerful Student Council -> Absurdity Powered Student Council
  • Oddly enough, both are entirely appropriate for Revolutionary Girl Utena.
• Abusing the Kardashev Scale For Fun and Profit -> Abusing The Kardashian Scale For Fun And Profit -> Abusing The Cardassian Scale For Fun And Profit
• Accent Adaptation -> Ancient Adaptation, Accident Adaptation
• Accordion Man -> Accordion Mom
• Achaea -> Archaea (Trust me, microbiologists will think it's hilarious) -> Archaic
• Acrofatic-> Afrotastic
• Acting in the Dark -> Aching In The Dark
• Actually, I Am Him-> Actually I Ate Him
• Adam Westing -> Adam Wrestling
• Adaptation Decay -> Azumanga Daioh (don't ask okay?)
• Alliteration -> Added Alliterative Apple -> Added Alliterative Nipple
• Aerith and Bob -> Ardeth And Bob (which, of course, would still qualify as the trope) -> Ardam And Bob
• Aerosol Flamethrower -> Parasol Flamethrower
• An Aesop -> An Usopp
• Agitated Item Stomping -> Agitated Item Shopping
• A.I. Is a Crapshoot -> All Is A Crapshoot
  • AL Is A Crapshoot
  • HAL Is A Crapshoot (which actually fits...)
  • ALF Is A Crapshoot
  • Al Is A Crackpot
  • AI is a crap shot
• Air Guitar -> Air Gear
• Air Man Ga Taosenai -> Air Manga Taosenai
• Ai Yori Aoshi -> Ai Aori Yoshi
  • Ai Aori Boshi
  • Ai Yaoi Yoshi
  • Ai Yuri Aoshi (considering there's only one guy in the main cast, necessary in order to Pair the Spares)
• Alas, Poor Villain -> Alias Poor Villain, Aliens, Poor Village
• Aliens in Cardiff -> Aliens in Cardigans
• Aliens Steal Cattle -> Aliens Steal Cable
• The Alcatraz -> The Azkaban
• All Cavemen Were Neanderthals -> All Cavemen Were Netherlands
• Allen Ginsberg -> Alien Ginsberg -> Asian Ginseng
• All Gays Are Promiscuous -> All Guys Are Promiscuous -> All Guys Are Pomegranates
• All Girls Like Ponies -> All Girls Like Panties, All Girls like Penis -> All Guys Like Penis -> AI Guys Like Penis
• All Monks Know Kung Fu -> All Monkeys Know Kung-Fu
• All-Natural Snake Oil -> All Natural Snakes on a Plane (The window was minimized at the time)
• All The Tropes -> All The Tripe
• Alluring Anglerfish -> Always Doodling (I was scrolling past really quickly)
• Aloof Ally -> Aloof Alley
  • Alloy Ally
  • Aloof Alloy (er, apathetic metal?)
• Alter Kocker -> Altar Knocker -> After K(n)ocker (On this very page.), Alter Knacker (Old Geezer in German (logically, given that the initial trope name is in a language that is essentially German+ Hebrew))
  • Altar Knocker -> Altaïr Knocker
• Ambiguously Gay -> Amphibiously Gay (makes sense in the context of the story I'm writing - no wonder I misread it this way)
  • Ambitiously Gay
  • Anonymously Gay
  • Economocally Gay
  • Ambiguously Gray
• Ancestral Weapon -> Incestual Weapon
• Ancient Grome -> Ancient Gnome
• Ancient Tradition + Angry Eyebrows (one right under another on the same page) -> Ancient Eyebrows or Angry Tradition
• And I Must Scream -> And I Must Starscream
  • And I Must Cream
• And Now for Someone Completely Different -> And Now For Something Completely Different
• Angel Unaware -> Angel Underwear -> Angle Underwear -> Argyle Underwear
• Angry Birds-> Angry Nerds
• Angry Eyebrows -> Angry Elbows, Angry Embryo
• Animals Hate Him -> Animals Ate Him
• Animation Bump -> Animation Burp
  • Animation Hump
• The Contributors' page Anonymous Mc Cartney Fan -> Anonymous McCarthy Fan
  • Which this troper just read as Anonymous McCarthy Fail.
• Anti-Hero -> Ant Hero
• Anti-Poopsocking -> Anti Pop (and) Locking
  • Anti Poop Smoking -> Anti Poop Smocking
  • Anti Poop Stocking
    • Something to do with the first episode of Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt?
  • Anti Poop Sticking
  • Anti Poop Popping
  • Anti Poop Sacking
• Antiquated Linguistics -> Liquidated Antiseptics
• Applied Phlebotinum -> Applied Phletibonum (or even Applied Pletibonum)
  • I still keep pronouncing it "phlebotinium". Hey, "-inium" is a common suffix for elements in fiction, and Phlebotinum is a fictional element...
    • Same here, I didn't even notice the spelling until it was pointed out.
    • And I called it Plotonium (and still have problems with the spelling).
  • I still keep trying to read it Applied Phlebotnium.
  • My mind immediately thought it was "Applied Phlebotanium", and now I can't change it because, quite frankly, it sounds better.
  • Applied Plutonium
  • Apple Phlebotinum
  • Applejack Phlebotinum
• Arc Welding -> Arc Wedding
  • Arc Wielding
• Armchair Psychology -> Armhair Psychology, Armchair Physiology
• Armed with Canon -> Armed With Kanon
  • Armed With Conan
• Amoral Attorney -> Ace Attorney
• Armor Is Useless -> Amor Is Useless
• Arrogant Kung Fu Guy -> Arrogant Kung Fu Gay -> Ancient Kung Fu Gay
• Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking -> Arson Murder And Gay-Bashing
  • Arses, Murder and Jaywalking
  • Arsonmurder and Jaywalking
  • Ares, Murder, and Yaywalking
• Arthur Dent -> Harvey Dent
• Art Shift -> Art Shirt
  • Art * bleep*
• Ascended Fanboy -> Ascended Farm Boy (hey, it's happened before!)
• Ashcan Copy -> Aschen Copy, Ashman Copy, Ashokan Copy
  • Ash Can Copy
  • Trashcan Kicking (got mixed with the one below...)
  • Afghan Carny
  • Aslan Copy
  • Ashen Copy
  • Trashcan Copy
  • Asian Copy
• Ass in Ambassador -> Assassin Ambassador, Assassinate Albus Dumbledore
• Asskicking Pose -> Ass Kicking Polka
  • Ass Kicking Posse
  • Ass Kicking Prose
  • Ass Licking Pose (Ew!)
  • AshKicking Poké
  • AshLicking Poké
• Audience Surrogate -> Audience Stargate
• Audit Threat -> Audi Threat
• Author's Saving Throw -> Arthur's Saving Throw
• Award Snub -> Award Stub
  • Awkward Snub
  • Award Snob
• Away in a Manger -> Always A Manager, Away Into A Manager
• Axis Powers Hetalia -> Axis Powers Genitalia (ewwww!), Axis Powers Hentai
  • Axis Prowers Hetalia
  • Austin Powers Hetalia
• Azumanga Daioh -> American D'oh, Amazanga Diaoh
  • Azumanga Day-O!

B

• Babies Make Everything Better → Boobies Make Everything Better
• Backed by the Pentagon → Backed By The Penguin
• Back for the Dead → Black for the Dead
• Back Stab → Black Saab
  • Black Slab
  • Back Slab
• Badass Arm-Fold → Badass, I'm Told
• Badass Boast → Bass Boast → Bass Boost → Bass Boat
  • Bad Ass Boost
• Badass Beard → Badass Bread
• Badass Creed → Badass Green
• Badass in a Nice Suit → Badass Butt Shot
• Badass Longcoat → Badass Longcat, Badass Browncoat, Badass LOLcat, Badass Longboat, Bad Ass-Longcoat
  • Although Longcat is quite a badass ^{[dead link]} in his own right.
• Badass Normal → Badass Norm → Badass Narm
  • Badass Nergal
  • Badass Namgar
• Bad Bad Acting → Bad Bed Acting
• Bad Guy Bar → Bad Gay Bar
  • Bad Gay Dar (on this very page.)
  • Bad Guy Bear
  • Bald Guy Bar
  • Bad Guy Gar
• Bag of Spilling → Bag Of Spelling, Bag O'Filling, Bag of Filling
• Bait and Switch Credits → Bait And Switch Gender
• Baka → Baca
• Bakemonogatari → Bakamonogatari (for all your Idiot Plot needs!)
• Bald Black Leader Guy → Bald Black Leather Guy. * shudder*
  • Bad Back Leader Guy
• Bald of Evil → Bad of Evil
  • Balls Of Evil (Villain Ball?)
• Balkanize Me → Vulcanize Me
• Ballroom Blitz → Ballroom Blintz
  • Boss Rush Blitz
• Bandage Babe → Bondage Babe
  • Well, actually....
• Barack Obama → Barack Alabama, Baraka Obama
• Barefoot Cartoon Animal → Barefoot Gen Funny Animals (probably would be a form of Sugar Apocalypse where it starts out cutesy and then the bomb hits and the cute little animals die in a gory manner like the people in the movie do)
• Bare-Fisted Monk → Bare Chested Mork (Go figure...), Bare Fisted Monkey
• Bash Brothers → Brash Brothers
• Battle Couple → Battle Corpse
• Battleship Potemkin → Battleship Pokémon ("Bullet Seed on A-3!" "You sunk my Axew!")
• Beam Me Up, Scotty → Beat Me Up, Scotty!
• Beard of Evil → Bread Of Evil (Aha-aha-aha.) → Bard Of Evil → Bald of Evil
• Beard of Sorrow → Bread Of Sorrow
• Beauty Is Never Tarnished → Beauty Is Never Tragic (really?), Beauty Is Never Translated
• Becoming the Boast → Becoming The Beast
• Beef Bandage → Beef Bondage
• Beige Prose → Beige Posse (they'd be some sort of Gang of Hats perhaps)
  • Benign Prose
  • Beign Prose
  • Begin Prose
• Belligerent Sexual Tension → Belligerent Bisexual Tension, Intelligent Sexual Tension
• Ben Drowned → Dan Browned
• Berserk Button → Jerk Butt
• Beta Couple → Best Couple
• Better Than Canon → Better Than Kanon (Uguu~...), Better Than A Cannon (Two cannons?), Better Than Canned (Evil?), Better than Conan
• Between the Lions → Between The Loins
• Beware the Nice Ones → Beware The Young Ones (Good advice, actually.), Beware the Norse ones. (Also good advice.)
• Biblical Bad Guy → Biblical Bald Guy
• Big Bad → Big Bard-→Big Beard
• Big Bad Duumvirate → Big Bad Dumb Pirate
  • Big Bad Doom Virus
• Big Boo's Haunt → Big Boobs Hunt
  • Big Boobs Hurt
• Big Finish → Big Finnish, Big Fish
• Big Good → Big God
• Big No → Big Yes
• Bill Nye the Science Guy → Bill, Ninja Science Guy
• Billy Needs an Organ → Billy Needs An Orgasm
  • Billy Needs An Orphan
  • Bully Needs An Orphan
  • Bully Kneads An Orphan
• Bizarre Baby Boom → Bizarre Baby Room
• Black and Gray Morality → Black and Blue Morality
• Black Butler → Black Butter, Back Flutter
  • Black Fluttershy
• BLAM Episode → Blame Episode
  • FLAM Episode
• Blasphemous Boast → Blasphemous Beast
• Bleach → Blech!
  • Beach Episode
  • Breach
  • Bitch
  • Brain Bleach
• Blessed Are the Cheesemakers → Blessed Are The Chessmasters
  • Blessed Are The Believers
  • Blessed Are The Cheesemasters (Hey, I'm really tired and hungry!)
  • Blessed Are The Cheerleaders
  • Blessed Are The Chest Bursters
• Blind Idiot Translation → Blonde Idiot Translation
• Blood+ → Blood Pus
• Bluff the Impostor → Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Impostor
• Body Language + Wham! Line → Body Line
• Bolt of Divine Retribution → Bolt Of Bovine Retribution, Bond of Divine Retribution
• Bomb-Throwing Anarchists → Bomb Throwing Antichrists → Bone Throbbing Anarchists → Bone Throwing Anarchists (oww!)
• Bomb-Throwing Anarchists + Promotion to Parent → Bomb Throwing Parents
• Bomb-Throwing Anarchists + Bond Creatures → Bond Throwing Anarchists
• Bond Creatures → Blond Creatures → Blood Creatures
• Bond One-Liner → One Line Boner
  • Boned One Liner
  • Bond On Line
    • Blond On Line
  • Bold One Liner
  • Bold Online
  • Blonde One Liner
  • Broad One Liner
  • Bored Online
• Boring but Practical → Boring But Political
• Bowel-Breaking Bricks → Bowel-Breaking Buicks (Ouch.)
  • Towel-Breaking Bricks (interesting...) → Towel-Breaking Buicks
• Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick → Bread Eggs Milk Squid Ink → Bread Eggs Milk Squidee
  • Breasts Egg Milk Squick
• Break the Haughty → Break The Naughty
  • Break The Naughty, ver. 2
• Brian Blessed → BRAIN BLESSED
  • BRAIN BLAST
• Bring My Brown Pants - Burning My Brown Pants
  • Bring In My Pants
  • Bring Down My Pants
  • Bling My Brown Pants
  • Wearing My Brown Pants
  • Brewing My Own Pants
  • Brewing My Own Paints
• Bring Out Your Gay Dead → Bring Out Your Gay Dad, Bring Out Your Gay
  • Bling Out Your Gay Dead
• Britain Is Only London → Britain Is The Only Option
  • Britain Is On London
• Britcom → Bitcoin
• Broke Episode - Bloke Episode
  • Brake Episode
  • Black Episode
• Brokeback Mountain (alright, WTF?!)
• Broken Base → Broken Vase
• Broken Bridge → Broke Bridge (probably because tolls aren't enough to pay for maintenance)
  • Trolls? No, wait...
• Broken Boobs → Broken Booze
• Broomstick Quarterstaff → Boomstick Quarterstaff
• Bruce Wayne Held Hostage → Bruce Willis Held Hostage
• Bullshot → Bullshit
• Busman's Holiday → Bushman´s holiday →Batman's Holiday, Bassman's Holiday, Bustman's Holiday, Bush's Holiday
  • Batman's Holiday → Bartman's Holiday
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer → Mega Man The Vampire Slayer
• Bullethole Door → Butthole Door
  • Butthole Doctor
• Bullets Do Not Work That Way → Bullets Do Nothing
• Bullet Time → Ballet Time, Bullitt Time, Bukkit Time
  • Bulilit Time
• Butch Lesbian → Butch Librarian

C

• The Call Knows Where You Live → Montel Knows Where You Live → Montreal Knows Where You Live
  • The Cat Knows Where You Live
• Camera Abuse → Camel Abuse
• Camera Screw → Screw Canada (sorry, Canada)
  • And I read that as Who's Canada?
  • Camera Crew
• Canon → Cannon (Fire!)
• Canon Fodder → Cannon Folder (How do you fold a cannon?)
• Can't Argue with Elves → Can't Argue With Elvis, Can't Argue Without Elves, Can't Agree With Elves
  • Cats Argue With Cats → Cars Argue With Cats (just now)
  • Cats Argue With CATS
• Captain Obvious → Captain Oblivious
  • Captain Omnivore
• Capulet Counterpart → Catapult Counterpart
• Cardfight!! Vanguard → Catfight Vanguard
• Cartwright Curse → Cartman Curse (TV Tropes killed Kenny! Those bastards!)
  • ...And I just read that as "TV Tropes killed Snarry"...
  • And I just read that as "TV Tropes killed Snarky".
  • Catwright Curse
  • Awright Curse
  • Cartwright Nurse
  • Catfight Curse
• Cast from Hit Points → Castform Hit Points
• Catapult Nightmare → Catapult's Nightmare (how can a catapult have nightmares?)
  • Caterpillar's Nightmare
• Catch Phrase → Catphrase
• Catchphrase Interruptus → Catchphrase Internetus
• Catch Phrase to the Max → Catch Phrase To The Moon
• Cerberus Daily News → Cerebus Daily News
• Cerebus Syndrome → Cerberus Syndrome
• Chainsaw Good → Chainsaw God → Chensaw Good
  • Chen Saw Good → Chen Saw God
• Chaotic Evil + City of Canals → Chaotic Anal (Scrolling down at hyper speed)
• Chaotic Good → Chaotic God.
• Character Filibuster → Chestbuster → Ghostbuster
  • Because of the trope below, Chekov's Filibuster.
• Character Shilling
  • Character Shitting
• Chekhov's Gunman → Chekhov's Ganon (next to Ret Canon on recent changes), Chekov's Gundam
• Chess with Death → Cheese with Death
• Chessmaster → Chest Master
  • And I just read THAT as Chest Monster.
  • Chest Blaster
    • Chest Burster
• Chess Motifs → Chest Motifs
  • Cress Motifs
    • Or better yet, Cress Motifs
• Chill of Undeath → Child of Undeath
• Chuck Norris → Chuck Morris
• Chupacabra → Chubachups (You really don't want to suck on the those.)
• City of Canals → City Of Cannibals (And I made that page!)
  • City Of Cannabis
  • City Of Anal
  • City Of Canada
• Clannad → SCANTILY CLAD
• The Clan → The Cilan
• Classy Cat Burglar - Glassy Cat Burglar, Gassy Cat Burglar
  • Classy Cat Burger
    • Cheezburger?
• Cliff Hanger → Cliffjumper
• Cloning Blues → Cloning Blue
• Clothing Damage → Cloning Damage
• Clues to The Conspiracy → Clumsy for the Spiracy
• Code Geass → Code Geese (I dare you to make the obvious example.)
  • Tall Geese. ^_^
  • TOOOOO EASY!
  • I'd make the obvious joke, but we don't have a page for The Harlem Globetrotters...
• Colony Drop → Colon Drop
  • Colony Doppler
  • Colony Wars
• Combat Clairvoyance → Combat Cleavage
• Combat Pragmatist → Combat Protagonist
• Combat Tentacles → Combat Testicles (as in Pom Poko?)
• Comically Missing the Point → Comically Hissing The Point
  • Comically Missing The Pants
• Comically Small Bribe → Comically Small Bride → Cosmically Small Bride
  • Comically Small Bible
• Com Mons → Con Moms
  • Con Doms
• Commedia Dell Arte Troupe → Commedia Dell Arte Trope, Comedic Hell Artie Toupe, Ctrl+Alt+Del Trope
• The Complainer Is Always Wrong → The Cosplayer Is Always Wrong, The Complainer Is always Wrung, The Computer Is Always Wrong
• Conservation of Ninjutsu → Conversation of Ninjutsu
  • Conversion of Ninjutsu
• Construct Additional Pylons → Construct Additional Cylons
  • Construct Additional Pythons
  • Construct Additional Pyrrhons
• Consulting Mister Puppet → Consenting Mister Puppet → Continuing Miser Puppet
• Continuing Is Painful → Continuity Is Painful
• Continuous Decompression → Contagious Depression
• Convection, Schmonvection → Convention Schmonvention
• Convection, Schmonvection + Conveniently-Common Kink → Convenient Schink → Convenient Shank → Convenient Shark
• Conveniently-Common Kink → Conveniently Common Kirk
• Convenient Questing → Convenient Questioning, Convent Questing
  • Convenient Quisling
• Conversational Troping → Conventional Troping, Conversational Dropping, Conversational Groping, Controversial Troping
• Corner Gas → Code Geass, Coroner Gas
• Courtly Love → Courtney Love, Country Love → Country Matters
• Courtroom Antic → Courtroom Adric
  • Courtroom Antique
• Covers Always Lie → Covens Always Lie
  • Coverts Always Lie
• Cowboy Cop → Cowboy Bebop
  • Cowboy Bob
• Critical Research Failure → Critical Rorschach Failure
• Crotch Grab Sex Check → Crotch Grab Sex Change
• Crowning Moment of Awesome → Drowning Moment of Awesome
  • Crying Moment of Awesome
  • Crowing Moment of Awesome
  • Crowning Movement of Awesome
  • Crowning Moment Of Wossname
  • Awesome Moment of Crowning
• Crowning Moment Of Awesome Other → Crowning Moment Of Awesome Offer (Offer Void in Nebraska)
  • Crowning Moment Of Some Other
  • Crowning Moment of Something or Other
  • Crowning Moment of Awesome Otters
  • Crowning Moment of Some Otter
• Crowning Music of Awesome → Crowning Moment of Awesome, Crowing Music of Awesome
• Cut and Paste Suburb → Cut And Paste Sburb (it was in the "Related To..." page on Homestuck)
• Cute Little Fangs → Cute Little Fags
• Cutting Off the Branches + Three-Way Sex → Cutting Off Sex
• Cyanide & Happiness → Calvin and Hobbes
• Cyber Team in Akihabara → Cyber Team In Alabama
  • That would be an awesome Alternate Continuity.
  • Cyber Team In Avada Kedavra
  • Cyber Team In A Kink Meme Bara Genre → Cyber Team In A Klink Bara

D

• Dance Battler -> Dance Better
  • Dance Butler
  • Dance Butter
• Dance Sensation -> Dumb Sensation, Desensitization
  • Dance Dance Revolution
• Dance in the Vampire Bund -> Dance in the Vampire Band
• Dandere -> Dan Dare
• Dangerously Genre Savvy + Evil Brit -> Evil Is Sexy (I was reading up really quickly... on the Portal Characters page for Wheatley.)
• Dangerous Windows -> Dangerous Widows
• Danmaku -> Damn Aku -> Damn Aku Aku
  • Damn Akuma, Damn Akuma, Damn Akuma (That's a lot of Akumas, isn't it?!)
• Daran Norris -> Chuck Norris
• Dark Action Girl -> Dark Auction Girl
• Dark Age of Supernames -> Dark Age of Supernannies, Dork Age of Super Names, Dark Age of Supermanes, Dark Age of Supermans
• Dark Magical Girl -> Dark Magician Girl
• The Dark Side -> The Dork Side
  • The Dark Mind -> The Dark Mandy
• Darkskinned Blonde -> Dark Skinned Bond
• A Day in Her Apron -> A Gay In Her Apron
• Deadly Lunge -> Deadly Lounge
  • Deadly Lurch
  • Deadly Lunch
• Deadpan Snarker -> Deadpan Spanker, Deadman Snarker
  • Deadpan Snaker
    • Deadpan Shanker
  • Dustpan Snarker
  • Deadpool Snarker
  • Deadpan Stalker
    • Dead Man Stalker
• The Dead Rise to Advertise -> The Dead Rise To Adventure
• Dead Star Walking -> Death Star Walking, Dead Star Walken
• Death By Pragmatism -> Death By Plagiarism
  • Death By Penguinism
  • Death By Furmanism (but better to fight the Furmanisms and die than live with the knowledge that you ran) -> Death By Furries
  • Death By Paganism
• Death of a Thousand Cuts -> Death Of A Thousand Cults
  • Death Of A Thousand Cats -> Dream of a Thousand Cats
  • Darth of a Thousand Cuts
  • Dearth of a Thousand Cuts
• Decompressed Comic -> Depressed Comic
  • Decomposed Comic
• Decoy Leader -> Decoy Leather
• Defied Trope -> Deified Trope -> Defiled Trope -> Garfield Trope (???)
  • Defined Trope
  • Denied Trope
• Deggans' Rule -> Deegan's Rule
• Deicide -> Decide
• Delegation Relay -> Relegation Delay
• Demon's Souls -> Demon Soda
• Deployable Cover -> Deplorable Cover
• Depraved Bisexual -> Depressed Bisexual
• Depraved Homosexual -> Deprived Homosexual
  • Depraved Homersexual
• Depraved Kids' Show Host -> Deprived Kids Show Host
• Descriptively Named Species -> Deceptively Named Species (The Incredibly Deadly Viper?)
• Destructo-Nookie -> Destructo Noogie, Destructo Cookie, Destructo Wookiee
  • Destructo Mookie
• Determined Defeatist -> Determined Dentist
• The Devil Wears Prada -> The Devil Drives a Lada, The Devil Wears Panda Ing To The Base
  • The Devil Weans Panda
  • The Devil Reads Pravda
• D.Gray-man -> D.Gay-Man (How was this not misread up until now?)
• Diamonds in the Buff -> Diamonds in The Butt
  • Diamonds In The Bluff
  • Diamonds in The Burp
• Dick Dastardly Stops to Cheat -> Dick Dastardly Stoops To Cheat (same difference) -> Dick Dastardly Poops To Cheat
  • Dick Dastardly Stops The Cheat
  • Dick Dastardly Stops To Shit.
• Did Not Do the Research -> Do Not Do the Research
• Die, Chair, Die! - > Die Char Die
  • The Chair, The
    • Der Stuhl, Der
• Die for Our Ship -> Diet For Our Ship
  • Die For Our Soup
  • Die For Our Shit
• Difficulty by Region -> Difficulty By Religion -> Difficulty By Pigeon -> Difficulty By Pidgit
• Dirty Harriet -> Dirty Hamlet, Harriet Jones
• Discontinuity -> Disc Continuity
  • Diss Continuity (well what do you know, it means the same thing.)
• Disguise Tropes -> Disgaea Tropes -> Disgrace Tropes
  • Disguised Tropes
• Disney Animated Canon -> Disney Animated Cannon
  • Disney Animated Cartoon
• Disposable Fiancé -> Disposable France
  • Disposable Flandre (Noooo! :( )
  • Disposable Fence
• Dissimile -> Dismissile
  • 'Dis Smile
  • Dis Missile
• Does Not Like Spam -> Does Not Like Sperm
• Doing In the Wizard -> Doin' The Wizard (Never seen THAT dance before), Doing The Wizard
  • Doing It In The Wizard(?!)
  • Doing It To The Wizard
• Domino Mask -> Dominatrix -> Bellatrix
• Don't Make Me Take My Belt Off -> Don't Make Me Take My Bra Off
• Doomed by Canon -> Doomed by Conan, Doomed by Ganon
  • Doomed by Cannon (That sounds painful.)
• Doomed Moral Victor -> Doomed Mortal Victor
• (inverted) Doorstep Baby (YKTTW name) -> Door Step Baby -> Doorstop Burby
• Draco in Leather Pants + Ron the Death Eater -> Draco The Death Eater.
• Dream Within a Dream -> Inception (Just had to. Sorry.)
• Driven to Suicide -> Does This Look Like a Suicide (duh, probably)
• Drunken Montage -> Dunkirk Montage
• Dual-Wielding -> Dual Welding, Dual Wedding
• Dub Name Change -> Dumb Name Change
• Dude, She's Like, in a Coma -> Dude, She's Like, In A Comma!
• Dummied Out -> Dummies Out
• Dystopian Edict -> Dystopian Erect

E

• Eagle Land → England, Eaglelad, Eagerland (which is sometimes accurate), Eggerland, Eggmanland
• Easy Evangelism → Easy Evangelion (isn't that a contradiction in terms?), Easy Angelism, Easy Vegetarian
• Easy Sex Change → Easy Key Change, Easy's Exchange
• Earth's Children → Eats Children
  • Earth Is Children
  • Ernie's Children
• Earn Your Fun → Eat Your Fun
• Eat the Evidence → Eat The Audience
• Edible Ammunition → Eldritch Abomination
• Edutainment Show → Edutainment Stew
• Eek! A Mouse! → Eek, A Moose!
  • Eek, A Goose!
• Ejection Seat → Ejaculation Seat (ewwww!), Erection Seat, Ejection Seed
  • That's in the wrong order. Usually you need the Erection Seat first, then the Ejaculation Seat, then you have to clean up the Ejection Seed.
• Elemental Rock-Paper-Scissors → Elemental Rock Raper Scissors → Elemental Rock Paper Scizors
• Elements Do Not Work That Way → Elephants Do Not Work That Way
  • Elementals Do Not Work That Way
• Elites Are More Glamorous → Elders Are More Glamorous
  • Elites Are Dwarves
  • Elites Are More Dangerous
  • Elves Are Glamorous (perhaps...)
• Elves vs. Dwarves → Elvis Presley Vs Dwarves, Elves Love Dwarves
  • Elvis Loves Dwarves
  • Elephants Vs Dwarves - scrolling down this page after reading Boatmurdered.
• Empathic Weapon → Emphatic Weapon
• Enemy Mine → Enemy Mime, Enema Mine, Enemy's Mind
• Engineered Heroics‎ → Engineered Histrionics‎
• Epic Hail → Epic Heil.
  • Epic Heil → Epic Hell
• Epic Fail → Epic Hail, Epic Wail.
• Erika's New Perfume → Erika's new perfume, Eirika's new perfume, Erika's new perfume, Erika's New Perfume
• Ermine Cape Effect → Eminem Cape Effect
• Erotic Eating → Erotic Farting
• Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas → Even Bald Men Love Their Mamas
• Eversion → Aversion
• Every Car Is a Pinto → Every Cat Is A Pinto
  • Every Car Is A Quinto
  • Every Car Is A Piano
• Everybody Remembers the Stripper → Everybody Remembers This Troper
  • Everyone Remembers This Tripper
• Everything's Even Worse with Sharks → Everything's Even Worse with Shanks → Everything's Evan with a Shank
  • Everything Is Worse With Shanks → Everything Is Worse With Skanks
  • Everything Is Worse With Shanks
  • Everthings's Worse With Skunks
• Everything's Better with Chickens + Sickeningly Sweethearts → Everything's Better With Chicken Hearts
• Everything Trying to Kill You → Everything Trying To Rickroll You
• Evil Chancellor → Evil Chandelier
• Evil Is Petty → Evil Is Pretty → Elvis Is Pretty → Elvis Is Presley
  • Evil Is Putty
• Evil Uncle - Eagle Uncle (okay, this was actually I Said That As, but still)
  • Evil Uncle + trope above = Uncle is Pretty
• Examples of Myers Briggs Personalities in Stories - Examples Of Myers Briggs Personalities In Stores, Examples Of Myers Briggs Personalities IN SPACE
• Exiled From Continuity → Exiled From Community
• Exotic Equipment → Erotic Equipment
  • Erotic Equius
• Explosive Decompression → Explosive Depression
• Expressive Hair → Explosive Hair (Ka-BOOM!)
  • Explosive Heir
• Eyepatch of Power → Eyecatch Of Power
  • Eyepatch Of The Tiger
• Eye Scream → Eyes Cream
• Eyes of Gold → Eyes of God
  • And I read THAT as Eyes Of Cod.
    • Eyes Of COD

F

• Face Death with Dignity → Fake Death With Dignity
  • Face Death with Diggory
• Face Full of Alien Wingwong → Face Full Of Alien Wigwams
• Face Heel Turn → Farce Heel Turn, Face Kneel Turn
• Face of the Band → The Face Of Boe
  • Face of the Bland
  • Face Of The Bond
• Facing the Bullets One-Liner → Ferris Bueller's One-Liner
• Fail O'Suckyname → Fail O'Suckmyname
• Fainting Seer → Farting Seer
  • Fainting Deer → Farting Deer

"Daddy...?"

• Fake Band → Fat Bastard
  • Fake Bond
    • Fake Blonde
  • Fake Beard
• Fake Memories → Fake Mammaries, Fate Memories
• Falling Chandelier of Doom → Falling Chandler Of Doom → Falling Calendar of Doom, Falling Channel Of Dome, Falling Chandelier Of Rome
• Family Feud → Family Freud
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them
• Fantastic Racism → Fanatic Racism
  • Fantatic Racism.
  • Fantastic Realism.
• Fanwork Ban → Fan Wank Ban
• Fashionable Asymmetry → Fashionable Cemetery, Fashionable Mammary
• Fashion Victim Villain → Fashion Villain Victim → Fashion Victim Allan
• Fast Roping → Fast Troping, Fast Rapping
  • Fast Raping
• Fate Worse Than Death → Fat Worse Than Death
• Fauxdian Slip → Faustian Slip
• Fear My Squad → Fear My Squid → Feed My Squid → Feed My Squad
• Feminine Women Can Cook → Feminist Women Can Cook, Feline Women Can Cook
• Festival Episode → Facial Episode
• Fetch Quest → Feltch Quest (Eww... Don't look it up if you value your sanity.), Fetch Guest, Fetish Quest
• Fetish Fuel → Fetish Sue, Fattish Fuel, Fish Fuel
  • Fetish Fool
  • Fetish Food (We've entered an endless recursion of time.)
  • Fetish, Dood!
• Fetus Terrible → Fetish Terrible
• Feuding Families → Freudian Families, Funding Familes
• Fiction 500 → Friction 500
• Final First Hug → Financial First Hug
• Finding a Bra In Your Car → Finding A Brain In Your Car
  • Finding Abra In Your Car
• Finns With Fearsome Forests → Films With Fearsome Forests
  • Finns With Fearsome Forests → Finns With Fearsome Fists
• First Church of Mecha → First Church Of Meta
• A Fish Called Wanda → A Fairy Called Wanda
• Fishing Minigame → Finishing Minigame → Finishing Mindgame, Fisting Minigame, Flashing Minigame
• Fix Fic → Fin Fic, Pix Pic
  • Fixin' Fic
• Flanderization → Flounderization (insert your own "fishy" joke here!), Flanderized nation, Flandreization
• Flash Gordon → Flesh Gordon
• Flying Broomstick → Flying Boomstick
• Foe-Tossing Charge → Foe Tossing Cleavage (family of Vagina Dentata?)
• Foot Focus → Ford Focus, Foot Fetish
• Foot Popping → Foot Pooping → Foot Pimping
• Foreign Money Is Proof of Guilt → Foreign Money Is Proof Of Gilt
• Freddi Fish → Freddie Fis (Seriously, this is lame!)
• Freestate Amsterdam → Freema Agyeman
• Freudian Couch → Freudian Crotch
• Fridge Brilliance → Fringe Brilliance
• Fridge Logic → Fringe Logic (not the show, as in "you have to really be reaching to think of this.")
• Friend to All Children → Friend To All Chicken
  • Fried To Call Chicken
• Fun with Acronyms → Fun with Anachronisms
• Funbag Airbag → Furbag Airbag, Funbag Hairbag, Handbag Airbag
• Fur Against Fang → Fur Against Fag
• Futari wa Pretty Cure → Futanari Wa Pretty Cure.