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This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, [[People Sit On Chairs|pointless]], far too [[Home Page/YMMV|subjective]], [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like]], or [[The Same but More]].
This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, [[People Sit On Chairs|pointless]], far too [[Your Mileage May Vary|subjective]], [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like]], or [[The Same but More]].


Compare [[Lousy Alternate Titles]] for titles that will never happen.
Compare [[Lousy Alternate Titles]] for titles that will never happen.
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** We actually have this in the form of [[Imminent Arrivals]] and YKTTW.
** We actually have this in the form of [[Imminent Arrivals]] and YKTTW.
* Walking Through A Doorway - [[Seen It a Million Times]] and [[Truth in Television]]
* Walking Through A Doorway - [[Seen It a Million Times]] and [[Truth in Television]]
* [[Breathing Oxygen]] - So much so that aversions and subversions have become [[Super Not Drowning Skills|tropes in]] [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|their own right]].
* [[Breathing Oxygen]] - So much so that aversions and subversions have become [[Super Not-Drowning Skills|tropes in]] [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|their own right]].
* Two Objects Cannot Be In One Place (and its inversion...And no, [[Star Trek|Teleporter Accidents]] do not count,)
* Two Objects Cannot Be In One Place (and its inversion...And no, [[Star Trek|Teleporter Accidents]] do not count,)
** What about [[Tele Frag]]?
** What about [[Tele Frag]]?
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** Sure it can. It just will be in two pieces.
** Sure it can. It just will be in two pieces.
* Time Always Moves Forward
* Time Always Moves Forward
** [[Time Travel|Rea]][[Temporal Paradox|lly]][[Timey Wimey Ball|?]]
** [[Time Travel|Rea]][[Temporal Paradox|lly]][[Timey-Wimey Ball|?]]
*** How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.
*** How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.
** [[Memento (Film)|Shouldn't]] belong here, methinks.
** [[Memento (Film)|Shouldn't]] belong here, methinks.
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** [[Reality Is Unrealistic|Subverted]] by General Relativity.
** [[Reality Is Unrealistic|Subverted]] by General Relativity.
** Further subverted by [[Epileptic Trees|string theory]].
** Further subverted by [[Epileptic Trees|string theory]].
* The Word "The" (except in [[Spell My Name With a The]])
* The Word "The" (except in [[Spell My Name With a "The"]])
* Didnt Get [[The Call]], Didn't Find the Call, Couldn't Care Less About The Call
* Didnt Get [[The Call]], Didn't Find the Call, Couldn't Care Less About The Call
** and its subtrope, Didn't Get The Call And Really Are Just As Happy About It; Happier, Maybe.
** and its subtrope, Didn't Get The Call And Really Are Just As Happy About It; Happier, Maybe.
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** Subverted with various degenerate states of matter.
** Subverted with various degenerate states of matter.
** [[Epileptic Trees|Is light a]] [[Zig Zagging Trope|wave or a particle]]?
** [[Epileptic Trees|Is light a]] [[Zig Zagging Trope|wave or a particle]]?
*** [[Mathematicians Answer|Yes.]]
*** [[Mathematician's Answer|Yes.]]
** Averted in [[Cyberspace]].
** Averted in [[Cyberspace]].
* Standing On A Planet
* Standing On A Planet
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** [[Monty Python|I've got two legs from my hips to the ground...]]
** [[Monty Python|I've got two legs from my hips to the ground...]]
** [[The Beatles|He got feet down below his knees..]]
** [[The Beatles|He got feet down below his knees..]]
** Aversions include some examples of [[Inspirationally Disadvantaged]], [[Sorry Billy but You Just Don't Have Legs]], and [[Bizarre Alien Locomotion]].
** Aversions include some examples of [[Inspirationally Disadvantaged]], [[Sorry, Billy, But You Just Don't Have Legs]], and [[Bizarre Alien Locomotion]].
* Person Who Is Moderately Attractive
* Person Who Is Moderately Attractive
* [[Purity Sue|Mediocrity Sue]]
* [[Purity Sue|Mediocrity Sue]]
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** See [[Nightmare Fuel]].
** See [[Nightmare Fuel]].
** Dopamine Brigade Bait
** Dopamine Brigade Bait
** We do have [[Light Em Up|Melatonin Brigade Bait]], [[Food Porn|Insulin Brigade Bait]], and [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Serotonin Brigade Bait]].
** We do have [[Light'Em Up|Melatonin Brigade Bait]], [[Food Porn|Insulin Brigade Bait]], and [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Serotonin Brigade Bait]].
** [[Haruhi Suzumiya|SOS Brigade Bait]]
** [[Haruhi Suzumiya|SOS Brigade Bait]]
*** [[TV Tropes|Don't we have an entire wiki for that?]]
*** [[TV Tropes|Don't we have an entire wiki for that?]]
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*** Both could have in-universe examples.
*** Both could have in-universe examples.
** Older Than [[Time Travel]]
** Older Than [[Time Travel]]
*** [[Timey Wimey Ball|But if a human]] [[Time Travel Tense Trouble|has/will have]] [[Timey Wimey Ball|travelled to the past beyond our subjective present, than modern works aren't technically]] Older Than [[Time Travel]]... [[Austin Powers|I've gone cross-eyed]].
*** [[Timey-Wimey Ball|But if a human]] [[Time Travel Tense Trouble|has/will have]] [[Timey-Wimey Ball|travelled to the past beyond our subjective present, than modern works aren't technically]] Older Than [[Time Travel]]... [[Austin Powers|I've gone cross-eyed]].
** Older Than Things That Are Younger Than It
** Older Than Things That Are Younger Than It
* Dead Historical Figures
* Dead Historical Figures
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* [[Animesque]]/Anime and Manga
* [[Animesque]]/Anime and Manga
* [[The Simpsons|Liminal Advertising]]
* [[The Simpsons|Liminal Advertising]]
* [[Nearly Normal Animal|Truly Normal Animal]]
* [[Nearly-Normal Animal|Truly Normal Animal]]
* [[Good Is Not Nice|Evil Is Not Nice]]
* [[Good Is Not Nice|Evil Is Not Nice]]
** [[Evil Is Not Mean|Good Is Not Mean]]
** [[Evil Is Not Mean|Good Is Not Mean]]
* [[Spell My Name With an S|Spell My Name With A Letter]]
* [[Spell My Name With an "S"|Spell My Name With A Letter]]
** Briefly subverted by [[Prince]].
** Briefly subverted by [[Prince]].
* [[Real Trailer Fake Movie|Real Trailer Real Movie]]
* [[Real Trailer Fake Movie|Real Trailer Real Movie]]
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* Everyone Wears Underwear
* Everyone Wears Underwear
** aversions include going commando.
** aversions include going commando.
* [[They Changed It Now It Sucks|It's Terrible, Now It Sucks.]]
* [[They Changed It, Now It Sucks|It's Terrible, Now It Sucks.]]
* [[Absurdly High Stakes Game|Absurdly Low Stakes Game]]
* [[Absurdly High Stakes Game|Absurdly Low Stakes Game]]
** That might happen.
** That might happen.
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* [[Every Car Is a Pinto|Every Pinto Is A Car]]
* [[Every Car Is a Pinto|Every Pinto Is A Car]]
** Unless it's a horse or a bean.
** Unless it's a horse or a bean.
* [[So Beautiful Its a Curse|So Ugly, It's A Curse]]
* [[So Beautiful It's a Curse|So Ugly, It's A Curse]]
* [[Potty Failure|Potty Success]]
* [[Potty Failure|Potty Success]]
** Do we have a trope for the feeling of incredible relief when you make it to the toilet just in time?
** Do we have a trope for the feeling of incredible relief when you make it to the toilet just in time?
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* Someone Helping You Learn Your New Power
* Someone Helping You Learn Your New Power
* [[Badass Normal|Regular-Ass Normal]]
* [[Badass Normal|Regular-Ass Normal]]
* [[His Name Really Is Barkeep|His Name Isn't Really Barkeep]]
* [[His Name Really Is "Barkeep"|His Name Isn't Really Barkeep]]
* [[Third Person Person|First Person Person]]
* [[Third Person Person|First Person Person]]
* [[Omniglot|Monoglot]]
* [[Omniglot|Monoglot]]
* [[Reality Ensues]]/[[Real Life]]
* [[Reality Ensues]]/[[Real Life]]
* [[Crack Is Cheaper|Crack Is More Expensive]]
* [[Crack is Cheaper|Crack Is More Expensive]]
* [[Unorthodox Reload|Orthodox Reload]]
* [[Unorthodox Reload|Orthodox Reload]]
** Orthodoxy: Reloaded
** Orthodoxy: Reloaded
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* [[Dr. Seuss|Green Eggs And Ham]] [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress|Is A Harsh Mistress]]
* [[Dr. Seuss|Green Eggs And Ham]] [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress|Is A Harsh Mistress]]
* [[Big Brother Is Watching|You Are Watching Big Brother]]
* [[Big Brother Is Watching|You Are Watching Big Brother]]
** [[In Soviet Russia Trope Mocks You]]
** [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You]]
** ''[[Big Brother]]''
** ''[[Big Brother]]''
* [[So Bad Its Good|So Good It's Bad]]
* [[So Bad It's Good|So Good It's Bad]]
** [[Awesomeness Withdrawal]], where you hate something for being so awesome...and then it ends.
** [[Awesomeness Withdrawal]], where you hate something for being so awesome...and then it ends.
** This was what the Doug Walker actually said about ''[[Spirited Away]]''. His justification? "I'm jealous of it!"
** This was what the Doug Walker actually said about ''[[Spirited Away]]''. His justification? "I'm jealous of it!"
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** [[The Tropeless Tale]]
** [[The Tropeless Tale]]
* [[You Know That Thing Where|The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.]]
* [[You Know That Thing Where|The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.]]
** [[Hey Its That Guy]] or [[You Know That Show]]? [[The Colbert Report|Pick a side, we're at war]].
** [[Hey It's That Guy]] or [[You Know That Show]]? [[The Colbert Report|Pick a side, we're at war]].
** [[Discworld|Did it have a red cover and it turned out they were twins]]?
** [[Discworld|Did it have a red cover and it turned out they were twins]]?
* [[Girl On Girl Is Hot|Girl on Girl is Shot]]
* [[Girl On Girl Is Hot|Girl on Girl is Shot]]
** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Girl on barbecue is hot]]
** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Girl on barbecue is hot]]
*** [[Overly Long Gag|Girl on hot is Girl]]
*** [[Overly Long Gag|Girl on hot is Girl]]
** [[What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome|Girl on Lunch Break]] [[Stalker With a Crush|is Hot]]
** [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|Girl on Lunch Break]] [[Stalker With a Crush|is Hot]]
** [[This Is Your Premise On Drugs|Girl on Crack is Hot]]
** [[This Is Your Premise On Drugs|Girl on Crack is Hot]]
** [[The Problem With Pen Island|Girl on Girl I Shot]]?
** [[The Problem With Pen Island|Girl on Girl I Shot]]?
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** There really needs to be a trope where this is inverted.
** There really needs to be a trope where this is inverted.
*** [[Crapsack World]]
*** [[Crapsack World]]
* [[Everythings Better With Indexes|Everything's Better With Buttered Shark Fins]]
* [[Everything's Better With Indexes|Everything's Better With Buttered Shark Fins]]
** [[This Is Spinal Tap|Shark sandwiches]] are!
** [[This Is Spinal Tap|Shark sandwiches]] are!
* Tulip Immunity
* Tulip Immunity
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* List Of Series That Use The Word "Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif"
* List Of Series That Use The Word "Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif"
** The only reason this will never be a Trope is because the current list totals some 1,200,402 entries.
** The only reason this will never be a Trope is because the current list totals some 1,200,402 entries.
* [[Mary Sue|Cthulhu Sue]]: [[It Is Pronounced Tro-PAY|Pronounced]] [[Sublime Rhyme|Clu-loo Sue]], this Trope takes the worst aspects of [[Mary Sue]] and [[Up to Eleven|increases it to such a level]] that it becomes a [[Literal Metaphor|metaphoric]] [[Eldritch Abomination|cosmic horror]] in its own right.
* [[Mary Sue|Cthulhu Sue]]: [[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"|Pronounced]] [[Sublime Rhyme|Clu-loo Sue]], this Trope takes the worst aspects of [[Mary Sue]] and [[Up to Eleven|increases it to such a level]] that it becomes a [[Literal Metaphor|metaphoric]] [[Eldritch Abomination|cosmic horror]] in its own right.
** [[Changeling: The Lost (Tabletop Game)|The True Fae.]]
** [[Changeling: The Lost (Tabletop Game)|The True Fae.]]
** [[My Immortal|We already have this]].
** [[My Immortal|We already have this]].
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* [[Our Monsters Are Different|Our Differences Are Different In A Different Way]]
* [[Our Monsters Are Different|Our Differences Are Different In A Different Way]]
** Would probably fit under [[Department of Redundancy Department]].
** Would probably fit under [[Department of Redundancy Department]].
* [[Self Demonstrating Article|Non-Self-Demonstrating Trope]]
* [[Self-Demonstrating Article|Non-Self-Demonstrating Trope]]
* Not Demonstrable Trope
* Not Demonstrable Trope
* [[Xanatos Gambit|Xanatos Masturbation]]
* [[Xanatos Gambit|Xanatos Masturbation]]
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** [[The Blofeld Ploy]]? [[Killed Off for Real]]?
** [[The Blofeld Ploy]]? [[Killed Off for Real]]?
* Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal
* Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal
** [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs]]?
** [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs?]]?
* [[Xanatos Gambit|Xanatos Restful Weekend With No Plans]]
* [[Xanatos Gambit|Xanatos Restful Weekend With No Plans]]
** [[Villains Out Shopping]]
** [[Villains Out Shopping]]
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* [[This Is Your Premise On Drugs|This Is Xanatos On Drugs]]
* [[This Is Your Premise On Drugs|This Is Xanatos On Drugs]]
** This desperately needs to be an actual work.
** This desperately needs to be an actual work.
* [[Everythings Better With Indexes|Everything's Better With Ham-Flavored Jell-O]]
* [[Everything's Better With Indexes|Everything's Better With Ham-Flavored Jell-O]]
* [[This Troper|This Non-Troper]]
* [[This Troper|This Non-Troper]]
* [[Tropes Are Not Good|Tropes Are]] [[Tropes Are Not Bad|Not Neutral]]
* [[Tropes Are Not Good|Tropes Are]] [[Tropes Are Not Bad|Not Neutral]]
* Nothing Material Or Immaterial Exists, Has Ever Existed, Or Ever Will Exist Anywhere, Anytime And In Any Sense
* Nothing Material Or Immaterial Exists, Has Ever Existed, Or Ever Will Exist Anywhere, Anytime And In Any Sense
* [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life]] (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)
* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life]] (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)
** What if two people have sex and conceive while reading TV Tropes, as a direct result of reading TV Tropes?
** What if two people have sex and conceive while reading TV Tropes, as a direct result of reading TV Tropes?
*** Oh, I know! Someone goes on the [[Rule Thirty Four]] page, gets aroused from the links, and then has sex. Though who, exactly, would [[Rule Thirty Four|get]] [[Naughty Tentacles|off]] [[Lolicon|to]] [[Shotacon|some]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|of]] [[Double Standard Rape Female On Female|this]] [[Squick|shit]] and be capable of getting laid?
*** Oh, I know! Someone goes on the [[Rule 34]] page, gets aroused from the links, and then has sex. Though who, exactly, would [[Rule 34|get]] [[Naughty Tentacles|off]] [[Lolicon|to]] [[Shotacon|some]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|of]] [[Double Standard Rape Female On Female|this]] [[Squick|shit]] and be capable of getting laid?
** [[TV Tropes]] [[Brown Note|Will End Your Life]]
** [[TV Tropes]] [[Brown Note|Will End Your Life]]
** [[TV Tropes]] will make you wealthy and successful.
** [[TV Tropes]] will make you wealthy and successful.
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** Except you'll never get to fini
** Except you'll never get to fini
*** [[You No Take Candle]] Jackoff!
*** [[You No Take Candle]] Jackoff!
* [[Half Human Hybrid|Fifth Human Hybrids]]
* [[Half-Human Hybrid|Fifth Human Hybrids]]
** [[The Epic of Gilgamesh (Literature)|Third Human Hybrids?]]
** [[The Epic of Gilgamesh (Literature)|Third Human Hybrids?]]
* [[Chickification|Chickwithadickification]]
* [[Chickification|Chickwithadickification]]
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** [[Samurai Jack]] Chick
** [[Samurai Jack]] Chick
** [[Candle Jack]] Chi
** [[Candle Jack]] Chi
* [[Spell My Name With an S|Spell My Name With A Squiggly Line]]
* [[Spell My Name With an "S"|Spell My Name With A Squiggly Line]]
** In languages with tildes, there are names that are required to be spelled with squiggly lines. Like João, for example (Portuguese version of John).
** In languages with tildes, there are names that are required to be spelled with squiggly lines. Like João, for example (Portuguese version of John).
** Would The Artist Formerly Known As Prince count, or is he closer to Spell My Name With A Bizarre Sigil?
** Would The Artist Formerly Known As Prince count, or is he closer to Spell My Name With A Bizarre Sigil?
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** Nul Point Landing
** Nul Point Landing
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in Assless Chaps]]
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in Assless Chaps]]
* [[Everythings Better With Indexes|Everything's Better With Sparks]]
* [[Everything's Better With Indexes|Everything's Better With Sparks]]
** ''[[Girl Genius]]'' would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.
** ''[[Girl Genius]]'' would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.
* Base Low Quality Sticky Taper
* Base Low Quality Sticky Taper
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* [[Idea Bulb|Insecurity Tuning Fork]] - A tuning fork which appears over character's hand when the character feels insecure.
* [[Idea Bulb|Insecurity Tuning Fork]] - A tuning fork which appears over character's hand when the character feels insecure.
** That sounds like a really good (and easily grasped) visual metaphor, like [[Idea Bulb]].
** That sounds like a really good (and easily grasped) visual metaphor, like [[Idea Bulb]].
* [[Screw the Rules I Have Money|Screw The Rules]], [[Winnie the Pooh|I Have Honey]]
* [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|Screw The Rules]], [[Winnie the Pooh|I Have Honey]]
** [[Save the Girl Screw The World]] (assuming that saving the world is some sort of duty)
** [[Save the Girl Screw The World]] (assuming that saving the world is some sort of duty)
** Screw The Rules, I Have Potato Salad With Tacos!
** Screw The Rules, I Have Potato Salad With Tacos!
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* A Man Has A Y Chromosome
* A Man Has A Y Chromosome
** Except when he doesn't. (See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XX_male_syndrome XX Male Syndrome])
** Except when he doesn't. (See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XX_male_syndrome XX Male Syndrome])
* [[TROPER|Tropers]] That Will Never Happen
* [[Troper|Tropers]] That Will Never Happen
* [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|Exactly What It Says In The Fine Print On The Packing Slip]]
* [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|Exactly What It Says In The Fine Print On The Packing Slip]]
* [[Brought Down to Normal|Brought Down To Physical God]]
* [[Brought Down to Normal|Brought Down To Physical God]]
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* Dropped A [[The Lazer Collection|Dr. Octagonapus]] On Him
* Dropped A [[The Lazer Collection|Dr. Octagonapus]] On Him
* [[Jumping Off the Slippery Slope|Jumping Off The Slippery Soap]]
* [[Jumping Off the Slippery Slope|Jumping Off The Slippery Soap]]
* [[Back to Back Badasses|Back-to-Back]] [[Scott Steiner|Fatasses]]
* [[Back-to-Back Badasses|Back-to-Back]] [[Scott Steiner|Fatasses]]
* [[To the Bat Noun|To The Batadjective!]]
* [[To the Bat Noun|To The Batadjective!]]
** To The Bat Verb!
** To The Bat Verb!
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* You Fail Disco Forever
* You Fail Disco Forever
** Disco Fails Forever<ref>[[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch|No it doesn't.]]</ref>
** Disco Fails Forever<ref>[[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch|No it doesn't.]]</ref>
** Disco [[You Have Failed Me|Has Failed]] [[In Soviet Russia Trope Mocks You|You]] (Forever)
** Disco [[You Have Failed Me|Has Failed]] [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|You]] (Forever)
* [[The Reveal|The Cheating Bastard is a Computer]]
* [[The Reveal|The Cheating Bastard is a Computer]]
** [[Robotic Reveal]]
** [[Robotic Reveal]]
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** Only One Person Knows The Password And He Didn't Write It Down Anywhere.
** Only One Person Knows The Password And He Didn't Write It Down Anywhere.
*** ...Hey, this might actually work.
*** ...Hey, this might actually work.
**** [[No Plans No Prototype No Backup]]?
**** [[No Plans, No Prototype, No Backup]]?
**** [[The Key Is Behind the Lock]]?
**** [[The Key Is Behind the Lock]]?
** The Password Is Changed Weekly
** The Password Is Changed Weekly
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** [[The Wiki Rule|Too many!]] ''[[Logic Bomb|Tooo maaany!]]''
** [[The Wiki Rule|Too many!]] ''[[Logic Bomb|Tooo maaany!]]''
* [[King Arthur|The Uther Wiki]]
* [[King Arthur|The Uther Wiki]]
* [[Everythings Better With Cows|The Udder Wiki]]
* [[Everything's Better With Cows|The Udder Wiki]]
* [[Hell|The Under Wiki]]
* [[Hell|The Under Wiki]]
* [[Ubermensch|The Über Wiki]]
* [[Ubermensch|The Über Wiki]]
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** [[Epileptic Trees|This could be true, considering the things they come up with.]]
** [[Epileptic Trees|This could be true, considering the things they come up with.]]
** All Tropers Are Undead Talking Animals Masquerading As Humans
** All Tropers Are Undead Talking Animals Masquerading As Humans
*** [[Broken Masquerade|Well, it's not a masquerade]] [[Nice Job Breaking It Hero|if you go around telling people.]]
*** [[Broken Masquerade|Well, it's not a masquerade]] [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|if you go around telling people.]]
*** All Tropers Are [[Dirty Old Man|Dirty Old Men]] Masquerading As Young Nerds
*** All Tropers Are [[Dirty Old Man|Dirty Old Men]] Masquerading As Young Nerds
* Next-Door Neighbor Is Planning To Go To The Beach On A Sunday With His Family Of Four
* Next-Door Neighbor Is Planning To Go To The Beach On A Sunday With His Family Of Four
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** Big Mu
** Big Mu
*** Big Mumu [[The Simpsons|- "Marge, have you seen my fat-guy dress?"]]
*** Big Mumu [[The Simpsons|- "Marge, have you seen my fat-guy dress?"]]
*** Big [[Everythings Better With Cows|Moo]]
*** Big [[Everything's Better With Cows|Moo]]
* Gushing About [[Spongebob SquarePants|Mr Krabs's]] [[Character Alignment]]
* Gushing About [[Spongebob SquarePants|Mr Krabs's]] [[Character Alignment]]
* Crowning Moment of Drycleaning
* Crowning Moment of Drycleaning
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* The Author Reads [[TV Tropes]] Because He Wants To Eliminate Any Tropes From His Work But It Turns Out Everything Is A Trope So He Sinks Into Despair And Kills Himself And The Thing He Was Writing Is Never Written So Wait How Do We Even Have A Page On This Thing Anyway?
* The Author Reads [[TV Tropes]] Because He Wants To Eliminate Any Tropes From His Work But It Turns Out Everything Is A Trope So He Sinks Into Despair And Kills Himself And The Thing He Was Writing Is Never Written So Wait How Do We Even Have A Page On This Thing Anyway?
* Ominous Latvian Chanting
* Ominous Latvian Chanting
* [[But You Screw One Goat]] [[I Love the Dead|Dead]] [[Lolicon|Ki]][[Shotacon|d]] [[But You Screw One Goat|Goat]] [[Incendiary Exponent|While On Fire]] aka [[Exalted|necropedopyrobestiality]]
* [[But You Screw One Goat!]] [[I Love the Dead|Dead]] [[Lolicon|Ki]][[Shotacon|d]] [[But You Screw One Goat!|Goat]] [[Incendiary Exponent|While On Fire]] aka [[Exalted|necropedopyrobestiality]]
** A man decided to seek therapy for his sadonecrobestiality fetish, because he realized he was just beating a dead horse.
** A man decided to seek therapy for his sadonecrobestiality fetish, because he realized he was just beating a dead horse.
*** This is simultaneously awesome and awful. We present you with this medal and then wield it for a merciless flogging.
*** This is simultaneously awesome and awful. We present you with this medal and then wield it for a merciless flogging.
** [[Homestuck (Webcomic)|But You Screw One Dead Thirteen-Year-Old Frog Robot Girl While She Beats You Up]] aka [[Ear Worm|sadomasopedorobonecrobestialiy]].
** [[Homestuck (Webcomic)|But You Screw One Dead Thirteen-Year-Old Frog Robot Girl While She Beats You Up]] aka [[Ear Worm|sadomasopedorobonecrobestialiy]].
* [[Dude She's Like in A Coma|Dude, She's Like, In Oklahoma!]]
* [[Dude, She's Like, in A Coma|Dude, She's Like, In Oklahoma!]]
* Everything's Better With The Golomyunka Fish That Lives In Lake Baikal And Is Preyed Upon By The Baikal Seal
* Everything's Better With The Golomyunka Fish That Lives In Lake Baikal And Is Preyed Upon By The Baikal Seal
* [[Most Writers Are Human|Most Writers Are]] Vampires
* [[Most Writers Are Human|Most Writers Are]] Vampires
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* Dropped [[Raquel Welch]] On Him ([[Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV)|"She's got a big bottom!"]])
* Dropped [[Raquel Welch]] On Him ([[Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV)|"She's got a big bottom!"]])
* [[Distressed Damsel|Eustressed Damsel]]
* [[Distressed Damsel|Eustressed Damsel]]
* [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes]]
* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes]]
** [[Troper Tales]]
** [[Troper Tales]]
*** Too bad it's it's closed.
*** Too bad it's it's closed.
*** [http://tropertales.wikkii.com/wiki/Main_Page Moved, actually.]
*** [http://tropertales.wikkii.com/wiki/Main_Page Moved, actually.]
* [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Zecora Was Right]]
* [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Zecora Was Right]]
* [[Ungrateful Bastard|Grateful Bastard]]
* [[Ungrateful Bastard|Grateful Bastard]]
* Jerk Butt
* Jerk Butt
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* Samuel L. Jackson Just Plain Sucks
* Samuel L. Jackson Just Plain Sucks
* Complaining About Shows That Like You
* Complaining About Shows That Like You
** [[In Soviet Russia Trope Mocks You|In Soviet Russia, Shows Like You!]]
** [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|In Soviet Russia, Shows Like You!]]
** [[Big Brother]] is [[Big Brother Is Watching|watching you.]]
** [[Big Brother]] is [[Big Brother Is Watching|watching you.]]
* The Trolls Were Right - This is when the trolls are absolutely correct in saying that a popular television show is actually absolute trash.
* The Trolls Were Right - This is when the trolls are absolutely correct in saying that a popular television show is actually absolute trash.
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** It Sucks So It Blows
** It Sucks So It Blows
** [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|It Fucking Sucks So It Sucking Fucks]]
** [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|It Fucking Sucks So It Sucking Fucks]]
*** [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|It Fucking Sucks, It Sucking Fucks, It Fucking Blows, It's A Pile Of Shit]] [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|And I Don't Like It]]
*** [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|It Fucking Sucks, It Sucking Fucks, It Fucking Blows, It's A Pile Of Shit]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|And I Don't Like It]]
** It's A Powered Vacuum Cleaner So It Sucks
** It's A Powered Vacuum Cleaner So It Sucks
* They Sucked It Now It Changes
* They Sucked It Now It Changes
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* Complaining About Ships You Don't Like aka Why [[Star Trek|The Enterprise]] is terrible.
* Complaining About Ships You Don't Like aka Why [[Star Trek|The Enterprise]] is terrible.
* Got The Character's Shirt Color Wrong In One Episode
* Got The Character's Shirt Color Wrong In One Episode
** [[Off Model]]
** [[Off-Model]]
* Caustic Critic of [[Caustic Critic]].
* Caustic Critic of [[Caustic Critic]].
* Complaining About Trope Names You Don't Like (Though we seem to have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=renames forum section] for just that...)
* Complaining About Trope Names You Don't Like (Though we seem to have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=renames forum section] for just that...)
** Those [[SPOON]], [[Fo RK]] and [[KNIFE]] thingies.
** Those [[SPOON]], [[FoRK]] and [[KNIFE]] thingies.
* ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Great
* ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Great
** ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Bad
** ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Bad
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** Those Last Two Episodes Aren't Really That Hard To Understand
** Those Last Two Episodes Aren't Really That Hard To Understand
*** [[Gainax Ending|Yes they are]].
*** [[Gainax Ending|Yes they are]].
** ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' Really Isn't That Great I Mean It Started Out With A [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], But [[They Changed It Now It Sucks]], And It Ended With A Dethroning Moment Of Suck
** ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' Really Isn't That Great I Mean It Started Out With A [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], But [[They Changed It, Now It Sucks]], And It Ended With A Dethroning Moment Of Suck
* Complaining About Laws Of Physics You Don't Like
* Complaining About Laws Of Physics You Don't Like
** [[Mage: The Ascension (Tabletop Game)|Mage: The Ascension]]
** [[Mage: The Ascension (Tabletop Game)|Mage: The Ascension]]
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* Complaining About Shows You Don't Lick
* Complaining About Shows You Don't Lick
* Complaining About Shows You Like A Little Bit Less Than You Did Before
* Complaining About Shows You Like A Little Bit Less Than You Did Before
** A less extreme version of [[They Changed It Now It Sucks]]?
** A less extreme version of [[They Changed It, Now It Sucks]]?
* Showing Your Complaints
* Showing Your Complaints
** [[Self Deprecation]].
** [[Self-Deprecation]].
* Complaining About Shows That You Made Up Just To Complain About
* Complaining About Shows That You Made Up Just To Complain About
** A particularly creative [[Troll]] might do this...
** A particularly creative [[Troll]] might do this...
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* Complaining About Complaints You Don't Like
* Complaining About Complaints You Don't Like
* Complaining About Shows You Maintain
* Complaining About Shows You Maintain
** [[Our Product Sucks]] applied to television programs? Also, [[Who Would Want to Watch Us]] in a meta sort of way.
** [[Our Product Sucks]] applied to television programs? Also, [[Who Would Want to Watch Us?]] in a meta sort of way.
* Fanbase Ruined The Work
* Fanbase Ruined The Work
** [[What Do You Do (Webcomic)|What Do You Do]]?
** [[What Do You Do (Webcomic)|What Do You Do]]?
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* [[Better Than Sex|Worse Than Spinal Injury]]
* [[Better Than Sex|Worse Than Spinal Injury]]
* Originality Storm
* Originality Storm
** [[Widget Series]] for the good ones, [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs]] for the bad ones or when they get ''too'' original.
** [[Widget Series]] for the good ones, [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs?]] for the bad ones or when they get ''too'' original.
* This Is An Interesting Fact Which You Will Probably Believe
* This Is An Interesting Fact Which You Will Probably Believe
* Crapulous - Fabulous Crap.
* Crapulous - Fabulous Crap.
** [[So Bad Its Good]]
** [[So Bad It's Good]]
* [[Ruined FOREVER|Perfected FOREVER]]
* [[Ruined FOREVER|Perfected FOREVER]]
** The platonic ideal of [[Adaptation Distillation]].
** The platonic ideal of [[Adaptation Distillation]].
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* Very Interesting Shows
* Very Interesting Shows
* It's Awesome Because I Said So
* It's Awesome Because I Said So
** [[What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome|What, do you mean "It's Not Awesome"?]]
** [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|What, do you mean "It's Not Awesome"?]]
* Complaining About Shows That Are On A Channel You Don't Even Get, And That You Wouldn't Watch Even If You Did Get That Channel.
* Complaining About Shows That Are On A Channel You Don't Even Get, And That You Wouldn't Watch Even If You Did Get That Channel.
* [[They Changed It Now It Sucks|They Changed it]] And Nobody Noticed
* [[They Changed It, Now It Sucks|They Changed it]] And Nobody Noticed
* They Changed it and Changed it back
* They Changed it and Changed it back
** [[Authors Saving Throw]]
** [[Author's Saving Throw]]
* They Changed it and Now you suck
* They Changed it and Now you suck
* They Changed It and Now They Suck
* They Changed It and Now They Suck
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* Complaining About Shows Everybody Likes
* Complaining About Shows Everybody Likes
** [[Your Mileage May Vary]]
** [[Your Mileage May Vary]]
** [[Its Popular Now It Sucks]]
** [[It's Popular, Now It Sucks]]
** [[Hype Backlash]]
** [[Hype Backlash]]
* Space....IN SPACE!!!!
* Space....IN SPACE!!!!
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* Nothing Is Better With Anything
* Nothing Is Better With Anything
* Up To Eleventy-[[Readings Are Off the Scale|Thousaaaaand]]
* Up To Eleventy-[[Readings Are Off the Scale|Thousaaaaand]]
** [[Up to Eleven]][[Eleventy Zillion|ty Zillion]]
** [[Up to Eleven]][[Eleventy-Zillion|ty Zillion]]
* [[Department of Redundancy Department|Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department]]
* [[Department of Redundancy Department|Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department]]
* Did You Just Make Cthulhu Your Bitch?
* Did You Just Make Cthulhu Your Bitch?
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** Fuel Nightmare, a.k.a. the Middle East
** Fuel Nightmare, a.k.a. the Middle East
* [[Pretty in Mink|Drop Dead Gorgeous In Mink]]
* [[Pretty in Mink|Drop Dead Gorgeous In Mink]]
* [[Everythings Better With Indexes|Everythings Perfect With Indexes]]
* [[Everything's Better With Indexes|Everythings Perfect With Indexes]]
* [[Rule of Cool|Rule Of Fucking Awesome]]
* [[Rule of Cool|Rule Of Fucking Awesome]]
* The Complainer Makes You Evil By Being Wrong
* The Complainer Makes You Evil By Being Wrong
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* Evangelion can go fuck itself.
* Evangelion can go fuck itself.
* [[So Bad Its Horrible|So Horrible Its Evil]]
* [[So Bad Its Horrible|So Horrible Its Evil]]
* [[So Bad Its Good|So Horrible Its Awesome]]
* [[So Bad It's Good|So Horrible Its Awesome]]
* [[Screw Destiny|Rape Destiny Up The Ass]]
* [[Screw Destiny|Rape Destiny Up The Ass]]
** Make Sweet, Sweet Love To Destiny
** Make Sweet, Sweet Love To Destiny
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* [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Crowning Moment of]] [[Narm]]
* [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Crowning Moment of]] [[Narm]]
* [[The Database Hates Me|The Database Thinks I'm Scum]]
* [[The Database Hates Me|The Database Thinks I'm Scum]]
* [[So Bad Its Good|So Horrible Its Awesome]]
* [[So Bad It's Good|So Horrible Its Awesome]]
* [[Infinity Plus One Sword|Infinity Plus Two Sword]]
* [[Infinity+1 Sword|Infinity Plus Two Sword]]
** When an [[Updated Rerelease]] includes an even stronger [[Infinity Plus One Sword]] than the original [[Infinity Plus One Sword]] (Meaning, 90% of the ones [[Square Enix]] has done).
** When an [[Updated Rerelease]] includes an even stronger [[Infinity+1 Sword]] than the original [[Infinity+1 Sword]] (Meaning, 90% of the ones [[Square Enix]] has done).
* Octuple Subverted
* Octuple Subverted
** [[Zig Zagging Trope]]
** [[Zig Zagging Trope]]
* The Labyrinth
* The Labyrinth
* Million To Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Thousand Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Odds
* Million To Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Thousand Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Odds
* [[Dr. Seuss|One Oni Two Oni]] [[Red Oni Blue Oni]]
* [[Dr. Seuss|One Oni Two Oni]] [[Red Oni, Blue Oni]]
** [[Red Oni Blue Oni]] [[Overly Long Gag|Purple Oni Orange Oni Yellowish Green Oni...]]
** [[Red Oni, Blue Oni]] [[Overly Long Gag|Purple Oni Orange Oni Yellowish Green Oni...]]
* Less Dakka
* Less Dakka
* Animesquesque
* Animesquesque
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* [[One True Threesome|One True Orgy]]
* [[One True Threesome|One True Orgy]]
** O T 7 billion
** O T 7 billion
* [[Red Oni Blue Oni|Red Oni Ultraviolet Oni]]
* [[Red Oni, Blue Oni|Red Oni Ultraviolet Oni]]
** Radio Oni Gamma Oni, or equivalently, Invisible Oni Ionization Oni
** Radio Oni Gamma Oni, or equivalently, Invisible Oni Ionization Oni
* [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Crowning Moment Of]] [[Squick]]
* [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Crowning Moment Of]] [[Squick]]
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* [[Jerkass Woobie|Complete Monster Woobie]]
* [[Jerkass Woobie|Complete Monster Woobie]]
* [[And Zoidberg|Except Zoidberg]]
* [[And Zoidberg|Except Zoidberg]]
* [[Bread Eggs Milk Squick|Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, Nausea Fuel]]
* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, Nausea Fuel]]
* [[Girl On Girl Is Hot]] [[OT 3|on Girl]] Is Hot
* [[Girl On Girl Is Hot]] [[OT 3|on Girl]] Is Hot
* [[Big No|Big Oh No]]
* [[Big No|Big Oh No]]
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** [[Eats Babies]]
** [[Eats Babies]]
* Boredom Fuel
* Boredom Fuel
** [[So Okay Its Average]]
** [[So Okay It's Average]]
* Chinese People [[Stuff Blowing Up|Blowing Up]]
* Chinese People [[Stuff Blowing Up|Blowing Up]]
** [[Evil Brit|Evil Brits]] [[Blowing Stuff Up]]
** [[Evil Brit|Evil Brits]] [[Blowing Stuff Up]]
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*** [[Rape Is Love]] in general.
*** [[Rape Is Love]] in general.
*** [[Hilariously Abusive Childhood|Hilariously Abusive Relationship]]
*** [[Hilariously Abusive Childhood|Hilariously Abusive Relationship]]
** [[Dude Not Funny|Crowning Moment Of Rape]]
** [[Dude, Not Funny|Crowning Moment Of Rape]]
** [[Dude Not Funny|Funny Moment of Rape]]
** [[Dude, Not Funny|Funny Moment of Rape]]
*** [[Double Standard Rape Male On Male]]
*** [[Double Standard Rape Male On Male]]
* Crowning Funny
* Crowning Funny
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* Thirty Zoidberg Pileup
* Thirty Zoidberg Pileup
* Kick The Zoidberg
* Kick The Zoidberg
** Shoot The Zoidberg, [[Dude Not Funny|Rape The Zoidberg]], Eat The Zoidberg
** Shoot The Zoidberg, [[Dude, Not Funny|Rape The Zoidberg]], Eat The Zoidberg
* Everything's Better With Zoidberg
* Everything's Better With Zoidberg
* Sliding Scale Of Incest
* Sliding Scale Of Incest
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** Rape the Shaggy Dog Story (not the dog, the ''story'')
** Rape the Shaggy Dog Story (not the dog, the ''story'')
* Princesses Prefer This Troper
* Princesses Prefer This Troper
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Stupid Sexy Flanders|Sexy Flanders]]?
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Stupid Sexy Flanders|Sexy Flanders]]?
** Horrifying Sexy [[Cthulhu]]
** Horrifying Sexy [[Cthulhu]]
* We Cannot Go On Without [[Tropey the Wonder Dog]]
* We Cannot Go On Without [[Tropey the Wonder Dog]]
* Screaming [[Groin Attack]]
* Screaming [[Groin Attack]]
** Isn't this the norm?
** Isn't this the norm?
* Crowning Moment of [[Rule Thirty Four|Rule 34]]
* Crowning Moment of [[Rule 34]]
** By definition, I think every instance of Rule 34 is a Crowning Moment.
** By definition, I think every instance of Rule 34 is a Crowning Moment.
* [[Timey Wimey Ball|Timey Wimey]] [[Idiot Ball]]
* [[Timey-Wimey Ball|Timey Wimey]] [[Idiot Ball]]
** Holding this may cause you to become [[My Own Grampa|your own grandfather/mother]].
** Holding this may cause you to become [[My Own Grampa|your own grandfather/mother]].
* Face Full Of Batman Wing Wong
* Face Full Of Batman Wing Wong
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* Xanatos Finally Gets Sick Of It All And Retires
* Xanatos Finally Gets Sick Of It All And Retires
** Isn't that what he canonically did?
** Isn't that what he canonically did?
* Made Of Fap ([[Fetish Fuel]] meets [[Rule Thirty Four]] - downgraded from <s>[[SCP Foundation (Wiki)|Keter]]</s> Too Dangerous)
* Made Of Fap ([[Fetish Fuel]] meets [[Rule 34]] - downgraded from <s>[[SCP Foundation (Wiki)|Keter]]</s> Too Dangerous)
* Everything Is Better With [[This Troper]]
* Everything Is Better With [[This Troper]]
** Everything Is Better With [[That Troper (Darth Wiki)|That Troper]]
** Everything Is Better With [[That Troper (Darth Wiki)|That Troper]]
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** [[Big Damn Heroes|Big Damn]] [[Narm]]
** [[Big Damn Heroes|Big Damn]] [[Narm]]
** Big [[Pinky and The Brain|Narf]]
** Big [[Pinky and The Brain|Narf]]
* [[Timey Wimey Ball|Timey Wimey]] [[Love Dodecahedron|Dodecahedron]]
* [[Timey-Wimey Ball|Timey Wimey]] [[Love Dodecahedron|Dodecahedron]]
** The only example would be [[Doctor Who (TV)/Recap/S18 E2 Meglos|Doctor Who]].
** The only example would be [[Doctor Who (TV)/Recap/S18 E2 Meglos|Doctor Who]].
* Schmuck Fuel
* Schmuck Fuel
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* Crowning Moment Of [[Executive Meddling]]
* Crowning Moment Of [[Executive Meddling]]
** ''[[Brazil (Film)|Brazil]]''
** ''[[Brazil (Film)|Brazil]]''
** ''[[The Emperors New Groove (Disney)|The Emperors New Groove]]''
** ''[[The Emperor's New Groove (Disney)|The Emperors New Groove]]''
* [[Mind Rape]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|Is Okay When Its Hero On Villain]]
* [[Mind Rape]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|Is Okay When Its Hero On Villain]]
** I'm certain one could find examples of that. Let's start at [[What the Hell Hero]] and [[Super Dickery]] and go from there.
** I'm certain one could find examples of that. Let's start at [[What the Hell, Hero?]] and [[Super Dickery]] and go from there.
** Dungeons And Dragons plays this straight -- the spell ''named''' [[Mind Rape]] has an 'evil' tag, but good characters have their own version, 'Programmed Amnesia', without the tag but otherwise nearly identical. And then there's Sanctify the Wicked, a spell which traps someone in a Clockwork Orange mindrape demiplane for a year to forcefully turn their alignment to good. Casting this spell is considered a ''good'' act.
** Dungeons And Dragons plays this straight -- the spell ''named''' [[Mind Rape]] has an 'evil' tag, but good characters have their own version, 'Programmed Amnesia', without the tag but otherwise nearly identical. And then there's Sanctify the Wicked, a spell which traps someone in a Clockwork Orange mindrape demiplane for a year to forcefully turn their alignment to good. Casting this spell is considered a ''good'' act.
** [[Brainwashing for The Greater Good|done]].
** [[Brainwashing for The Greater Good|done]].
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** [[Anvil On Head|Dropped]] [[Dropped a Bridge On Him|a Fridge on Him]]
** [[Anvil On Head|Dropped]] [[Dropped a Bridge On Him|a Fridge on Him]]
* Xanatos Will Ruin Your Life
* Xanatos Will Ruin Your Life
* [[Spell My Name With an S|Spell My Name With A]] [[Call a Rabbit A Smeerp|Smeerp]]
* [[Spell My Name With an "S"|Spell My Name With A]] [[Call a Rabbit A Smeerp|Smeerp]]
* [[One Scene Wonder]] [[Projectile Toast|Toast]]
* [[One-Scene Wonder]] [[Projectile Toast|Toast]]
* [[Fetish Retardant]] Fetishist
* [[Fetish Retardant]] Fetishist
* Crack [[Fandom Rivalry]]
* Crack [[Fandom Rivalry]]
* Complaining About Ships That Don't Exist
* Complaining About Ships That Don't Exist
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Pimped Out Dress]]
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Pimped-Out Dress]]
** A variation on [[Villainous Crossdresser]]. You just ''know'' a fangirl is going to draw this now, if one hasn't already.
** A variation on [[Villainous Crossdresser]]. You just ''know'' a fangirl is going to draw this now, if one hasn't already.
* [[Humans Are Bastards]] [[Magnificent Bastard|Magnificent Bastards]]
* [[Humans Are Bastards]] [[Magnificent Bastard|Magnificent Bastards]]
* [[No Just No Reaction|No, Just No]] [[No Yay|Yay]]
* [["No. Just... No" Reaction|No, Just No]] [[No Yay|Yay]]
* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Badass]]: When you think about it, this character kicked ass. It just didn't seem like at the time. (Not to be confused with Badass Fridge, such as the one in ''[[Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull (Film)|Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull]]''.)
* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Badass]]: When you think about it, this character kicked ass. It just didn't seem like at the time. (Not to be confused with Badass Fridge, such as the one in ''[[Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull (Film)|Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull]]''.)
* High Octane [[Sweet Dreams Fuel]]
* High Octane [[Sweet Dreams Fuel]]
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** [[Chess (Tabletop Game)|Knight Takes Baby]] "[[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|What sick man sends babies to fight me!?]]"
** [[Chess (Tabletop Game)|Knight Takes Baby]] "[[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|What sick man sends babies to fight me!?]]"
* What Do You Mean It's Not Better With Cows?
* What Do You Mean It's Not Better With Cows?
* [[Where the Hell Is Springfield|Where The Hell Is]] [[Ron the Death Eater]]
* [[Where the Hell Is Springfield?|Where The Hell Is]] [[Ron the Death Eater]]
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco In]] [[Robe and Wizard Hat]]
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco In]] [[Robe and Wizard Hat]]
* You Know, That Thing Where The Hell Is Springfield
* You Know, That Thing Where The Hell Is Springfield
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Mary Sue]]?
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Mary Sue]]?
** Broke Your Arm Punching Out Mary Sue
** Broke Your Arm Punching Out Mary Sue
* High Octane Nausea Fuel
* High Octane Nausea Fuel
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* [[Ron the Death Eater]] In Leather Pants (making a good character more evil, then making the evil version sexy)
* [[Ron the Death Eater]] In Leather Pants (making a good character more evil, then making the evil version sexy)
** You actually see quite a bit of fanfiction that does this to Harry in the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fandom
** You actually see quite a bit of fanfiction that does this to Harry in the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fandom
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu|Did You Just]] [[Slap Slap Kiss]] [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]?
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just]] [[Slap Slap Kiss]] [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Cthulhu]]?
* Fridge Fetish Fuel
* Fridge Fetish Fuel
** Something where you don't realise how hot it was until [[Late to The Punchline|years later]]: that might work.
** Something where you don't realise how hot it was until [[Late to The Punchline|years later]]: that might work.
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* [[New Media Are Evil|New Media Are]] [[Affably Evil]]
* [[New Media Are Evil|New Media Are]] [[Affably Evil]]
* [[Subverted Trope]] vs Dubverted Trope.
* [[Subverted Trope]] vs Dubverted Trope.
* [[Seinfeld Is Unfunny]] [[So Unfunny Its Funny]]
* [[Seinfeld Is Unfunny]] [[So Unfunny It's Funny]]
* Yanderedere - Someone who goes into extreme measures to make their love interest love her/him, but once she/he's gotten a positive responce, turns into [[Fragile Flower]].
* Yanderedere - Someone who goes into extreme measures to make their love interest love her/him, but once she/he's gotten a positive responce, turns into [[Fragile Flower]].
** Could [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Fluttershy]] count, seeing what she's usually like and how she acted in "[[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)/Recap/S1 E26 The Best Night Ever|The Best Night Ever]]"?
** Could [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Fluttershy]] count, seeing what she's usually like and how she acted in "[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)/Recap/S1 E26 The Best Night Ever|The Best Night Ever]]"?
* [[He Who Fights Monsters]] [[Cute Monster Girl|Cute Monster Girls]]
* [[He Who Fights Monsters]] [[Cute Monster Girl|Cute Monster Girls]]
** Protoganist of [[Monster Girl Quest]] might qualify.
** Protoganist of [[Monster Girl Quest]] might qualify.
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* The Wright Brothers Were Right
* The Wright Brothers Were Right
* [[Super OCD|Super]] [[OOC]]
* [[Super OCD|Super]] [[OOC]]
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]] [[Bond One Liner]]
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]] [[Bond One-Liner]]
* Dick[[Tear Jerker|jerker]] {{spoiler|([[Fan Service]])}}
* Dick[[Tear Jerker|jerker]] {{spoiler|([[Fan Service]])}}
* [[Shoot the Shaggy Dog]] [[Shaggy Frog Story]]
* [[Shoot the Shaggy Dog]] [[Shaggy Frog Story]]
* [[Gainaxing]] [[Gainax Ending|Ending]]
* [[Gainaxing]] [[Gainax Ending|Ending]]
** [[All Men Are Perverts|What a happy ending.]]
** [[All Men Are Perverts|What a happy ending.]]
* [[The Same but More]] [[But Wait There's More]]
* [[The Same but More]] [[But Wait! There's More!]]
* [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|Dropped An]] [[Unsettling Gender Reveal]] [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|On Him]]
* [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|Dropped An]] [[Unsettling Gender Reveal]] [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|On Him]]
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu]] The Dog?
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?]] The Dog?
* [[Jerkass]] [[Badass Normal|Normal]]
* [[Jerkass]] [[Badass Normal|Normal]]
** [[Jerkass]] [[Badass Adorable|Adorable]]
** [[Jerkass]] [[Badass Adorable|Adorable]]
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* [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler|Stupid]] [[Time Lord]] [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]
* [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler|Stupid]] [[Time Lord]] [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]
* Everything Is Sexier If [[Time Lord]]
* Everything Is Sexier If [[Time Lord]]
* [[Timey Wimey Ball|Wibbly Wobbly Timey]] [[Mind Screw]]
* [[Timey-Wimey Ball|Wibbly Wobbly Timey]] [[Mind Screw]]




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* Stubbing Your Toe On The Door Then Deciding You Want To Go Ice Fishing In Dinosaur Times Then Decide To Entry Pimp Sex With Your Own Toe In France Then Rape Someone While Laughing At A [[Mr. Fanservice]] From A Kids Show
* Stubbing Your Toe On The Door Then Deciding You Want To Go Ice Fishing In Dinosaur Times Then Decide To Entry Pimp Sex With Your Own Toe In France Then Rape Someone While Laughing At A [[Mr. Fanservice]] From A Kids Show
** [[Flat What]]
** [[Flat What]]
* Halfway Between [[Troperiffic]] And [[Cliche Storm]]
* Halfway Between [[Troperiffic]] And [[Cliché Storm]]
** Sliding Scale of Troperiffic Versus Cliche Storm
** Sliding Scale of Troperiffic Versus Cliche Storm
** Mohs Scale of [[Cliche Storm]] Hardness
** Mohs Scale of [[Cliché Storm]] Hardness
* Halfway Between Troperiffic And Halfway Between Troperiffic And Cliche Storm
* Halfway Between Troperiffic And Halfway Between Troperiffic And Cliche Storm
* Eighty Seven Point Five Percent Of The Way Between Troperriffic And Cliche Storm
* Eighty Seven Point Five Percent Of The Way Between Troperriffic And Cliche Storm
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* So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka [[Gunnerkrigg Court (Webcomic)|Boxbot]]]]?)
* So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka [[Gunnerkrigg Court (Webcomic)|Boxbot]]]]?)
** So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
** So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
** So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is [[Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog (Web Video)|Doctor Horrible]]
** So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is [[Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (Web Video)|Doctor Horrible]]
* Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
* Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
** Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
** Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
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**** Didn't those three actually happen?
**** Didn't those three actually happen?
* White Collar Windmills Are Not Safe For Work That Way
* White Collar Windmills Are Not Safe For Work That Way
* [[The Power of Rock]] [[Rock Beats Laser|Beats]] [[Laser Guided Amnesia|Laser Guided]] [[Easy Amnesia]]
* [[The Power of Rock]] [[Rock Beats Laser|Beats]] [[Laser-Guided Amnesia|Laser Guided]] [[Easy Amnesia]]
* [[Die for Our Ship|Die For Our]] [[Gambit Pileup]]...{{smallcaps| [[Recycled in Space|IN SPACE!]]}}
* [[Die for Our Ship|Die For Our]] [[Gambit Pileup]]...{{smallcaps| [[Recycled in Space|IN SPACE!]]}}
* Disney Princess Fanservice
* Disney Princess Fanservice
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* Scrappy's Gambit
* Scrappy's Gambit
** Cunningly arranging to [[Rescued From the Scrappy Heap|redeem himself with the audience]].
** Cunningly arranging to [[Rescued From the Scrappy Heap|redeem himself with the audience]].
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Scrappy]]?
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Scrappy]]?
** [[And the Fandom Rejoiced]]
** [[And the Fandom Rejoiced]]
* Precision Cluster Atomic N-Strike Privileges
* Precision Cluster Atomic N-Strike Privileges
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* Screw The Girls, I Have Ho Yay
* Screw The Girls, I Have Ho Yay
** Screw The Girls, I Have Les Yay
** Screw The Girls, I Have Les Yay
*** But the girls don't have a [[I Call Him Mister Happy|screw]].
*** But the girls don't have a [[I Call Him "Mister Happy"|screw]].
**** Well, then, Screw The Guys, I Have Ho Yay
**** Well, then, Screw The Guys, I Have Ho Yay
* [[We Can Rule Together|We Can]] [[Adam and Eve Plot|Make A]] [[Master Race]] [[We Can Rule Together|Together]]...wait, that actually might be a trope.
* [[We Can Rule Together|We Can]] [[Adam and Eve Plot|Make A]] [[Master Race]] [[We Can Rule Together|Together]]...wait, that actually might be a trope.
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* [[Japanese Ranguage|Clowning]] [[Funny Moments|Moment Of Funny]]
* [[Japanese Ranguage|Clowning]] [[Funny Moments|Moment Of Funny]]
** [[Japanese Ranguage|Clowning]] Moment Of [[Engrish]]
** [[Japanese Ranguage|Clowning]] Moment Of [[Engrish]]
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu|Lord Cthulhu's Punch-Out!!!]]
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Lord Cthulhu's Punch-Out!!!]]
* Epic Yale
* Epic Yale
** [[Beyond the Impossible|Beyond the Ivy League Ball]]
** [[Beyond the Impossible|Beyond the Ivy League Ball]]
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** How about [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=74 this?]
** How about [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=74 this?]
* Well Fuck That Shit!
* Well Fuck That Shit!
** [[Screw This I'm Outta Here]]
** [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]
* Drugs Are Awesome
* Drugs Are Awesome
* [[This Troper]]
* [[This Troper]]
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*** Rape Is Okay When It's [[Ensemble Darkhorse]] On [[The Scrappy]].
*** Rape Is Okay When It's [[Ensemble Darkhorse]] On [[The Scrappy]].
** Rape Is Funny When It's [[Naughty Tentacles|Eldritch Abomination]] on Male.
** Rape Is Funny When It's [[Naughty Tentacles|Eldritch Abomination]] on Male.
** Rape Is Funny When It's Male on Male on Male on Female on [[But You Screw One Goat|Horse]] on [[Author Avatar]] on Female on IED on [[Eldritch Abomination]] [[Overly Long Gag|on pre-op transvestite]] on [[Perverse Sexual Lust|aubergine]] on nuke on Male on [[Murder Arson and Jaywalking|housefly]]. [[The Aristocrats]].
** Rape Is Funny When It's Male on Male on Male on Female on [[But You Screw One Goat!|Horse]] on [[Author Avatar]] on Female on IED on [[Eldritch Abomination]] [[Overly Long Gag|on pre-op transvestite]] on [[Perverse Sexual Lust|aubergine]] on nuke on Male on [[Murder Arson and Jaywalking|housefly]]. [[The Aristocrats]].
** Rape is Okay When It's [[Fanfic]] Author [[Canon Defilment|on Canon]].
** Rape is Okay When It's [[Fanfic]] Author [[Canon Defilment|on Canon]].
** [[Topless Robot|Rape Is Funny When It's Enormous Aquatic Cephalopod on Animate Building]]
** [[Topless Robot|Rape Is Funny When It's Enormous Aquatic Cephalopod on Animate Building]]
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* Genocide Is Funny When It's Jew On German
* Genocide Is Funny When It's Jew On German
** [[Dude Not Funny]]: They actually plotted to do this as a revenge attack, it was on (where else?) The Nazi<ref>I meant History</ref> Channel or Yesterday (formerly UKTV History).
** [[Dude, Not Funny]]: They actually plotted to do this as a revenge attack, it was on (where else?) The Nazi<ref>I meant History</ref> Channel or Yesterday (formerly UKTV History).
* [[Title Bin]] Laden
* [[Title Bin]] Laden
** I searched for this page, but I couldn't find it.
** I searched for this page, but I couldn't find it.
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* Nukes That Needed To Be Dropped
* Nukes That Needed To Be Dropped
** [[Starcraft|''StarCraft'', your Carriers]]
** [[Starcraft|''StarCraft'', your Carriers]]
* [[Dude Not Funny|Rape Is Okay When It's This Troper On Female]]
* [[Dude, Not Funny|Rape Is Okay When It's This Troper On Female]]
* Everything's Better With The Words "Everything's Better" Jammed In Front Of It
* Everything's Better With The Words "Everything's Better" Jammed In Front Of It
* [[Slash]] [[Shipping|shippers]] are [[Complete Monster|horrible people]].
* [[Slash]] [[Shipping|shippers]] are [[Complete Monster|horrible people]].
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* [[The Chikan|The Chikan Dance]]
* [[The Chikan|The Chikan Dance]]
* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[Made of Win|of Win]]
* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[Made of Win|of Win]]
* [[Viewers Are Morons|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.
* [[Viewers are Morons|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.
* [[Can't Argue With Elves|Can't Argue]] With [[Jews Love to Argue|Jews]]
* [[Can't Argue With Elves|Can't Argue]] With [[Jews Love to Argue|Jews]]
* All Guys Want [[Shotacon|Shotacons]]
* All Guys Want [[Shotacon|Shotacons]]
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* [[The End of the World As We Know It]]
* [[The End of the World As We Know It]]
* [[Secret Test of Character]]
* [[Secret Test of Character]]
* [[Brother Sister Incest]]
* [[Brother-Sister Incest]]
** [[Parental Incest]]
** [[Parental Incest]]
* [[Powered By a Forsaken Child]] (The dark secret behind the entire wiki!)
* [[Powered By a Forsaken Child]] (The dark secret behind the entire wiki!)
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* [[This Troper]]
* [[This Troper]]
* [[Fan Myopia]]
* [[Fan Myopia]]
* [[Self Demonstrating Article]]
* [[Self-Demonstrating Article]]
** Isn't it impossible for that to ''not'' self-demonstrate? I mean, it exists, and it's about self-demonstrating pages, so that makes it a self-demonstrating page in itself...doesn't it?
** Isn't it impossible for that to ''not'' self-demonstrate? I mean, it exists, and it's about self-demonstrating pages, so that makes it a self-demonstrating page in itself...doesn't it?
** It logically can either self-demonstrate or not self-demonstrate, [[Mind Screw|but distinguishing between the two is impossible]] [[Logic Bomb|because either can only be proven by tautology.]]<ref>Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles ''does'' self-demonstrate. Therefore [[Self Demonstrating Article]] is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article ''doesn't'' self demonstrate. Therefore [[Self Demonstrating Article]] is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.</ref>
** It logically can either self-demonstrate or not self-demonstrate, [[Mind Screw|but distinguishing between the two is impossible]] [[Logic Bomb|because either can only be proven by tautology.]]<ref>Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles ''does'' self-demonstrate. Therefore [[Self-Demonstrating Article]] is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article ''doesn't'' self demonstrate. Therefore [[Self-Demonstrating Article]] is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.</ref>
* [[Rule Thirty Four|Rule 34]]
* [[Rule 34]]
* [[Narm]]
* [[Narm]]
* [[Jump Scare]]
* [[Jump Scare]]
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* [[Iris Out]]
* [[Iris Out]]
* [[Ruined FOREVER]]
* [[Ruined FOREVER]]
* [[So Bad Its Horrible (Darth Wiki)|So Bad Its Horrible]]
* [[So Bad It's Horrible (Darth Wiki)|So Bad Its Horrible]]
* [[Expansion Pack]]
* [[Expansion Pack]]
** Unless replies count as expansions, or the original poster edits something to add more...
** Unless replies count as expansions, or the original poster edits something to add more...
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* [[Role Ending Misdemeanor]]
* [[Role Ending Misdemeanor]]
* [[Scenery Gorn]]
* [[Scenery Gorn]]
* [[Self Destruct Mechanism]]
* [[Self-Destruct Mechanism]]
** Says you. I clicked on it and my hard drive started smoking!
** Says you. I clicked on it and my hard drive started smoking!
* [[Fountain of Memes]]
* [[Fountain of Memes]]
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* [[Ben Drowned (Web Video)|Ben Drowned]]
* [[Ben Drowned (Web Video)|Ben Drowned]]
* [[Public Medium Ignorance]]
* [[Public Medium Ignorance]]
* [[Screw the Rules I Make Them]]…unless [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] decides to.
* [[Screw the Rules, I Make Them]]…unless [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] decides to.
* [[Fan Hater]]
* [[Fan Hater]]
* [[Fandom Heresy]]
* [[Fandom Heresy]]
* [[Banned in China]]
* [[Banned in China]]
* [[Year Inside Hour Outside]] - if only [[TV Tropes]] was like this.
* [[Year Inside, Hour Outside]] - if only [[TV Tropes]] was like this.
* [[Deader Than Dead]]
* [[Deader Than Dead]]
* [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress]]
* [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress]]
* [[Painted Tunnel Real Train]]
* [[Painted Tunnel, Real Train]]
* [[Really 700 Years Old]]
* [[Really 700 Years Old]]
* [[Humanoid Aliens]]
* [[Humanoid Aliens]]
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* [[Humongous Mecha]]
* [[Humongous Mecha]]
* [[Jump Scare]]
* [[Jump Scare]]
* [[Kill Em All]]
* [[Kill'Em All]]
* [[Oh Crap There Are Fanfics of Us]] (Due to a lack of material...yet.)
* [[Oh Crap There Are Fanfics of Us]] (Due to a lack of material...yet.)
* [[Rick Roll]] (due perhaps to [[Screwed By the Lawyers]])
* [[Rick Roll]] (due perhaps to [[Screwed By the Lawyers]])
* [[Rule Thirty Four]]
* [[Rule 34]]
* [[Scenery Gorn]]
* [[Scenery Gorn]]
* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]
* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]
* [[Anal Probing]]
* [[Anal Probing]]
* [[Its Not Rape If You Enjoyed It]]
* [[It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It]]


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[[Category:Just for Fun]]
[[Category:Just for Fun]]
[[Category:Tropes That Will Never Happen]]
[[Category:Tropes That Will Never Happen]]
[[Category:Darth Wiki]]
[[Category:Darth Wiki]][[Category:Pages with comment tags]]

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This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, pointless, far too subjective, Complaining About Shows You Don't Like, or The Same but More.

Compare Lousy Alternate Titles for titles that will never happen.

Too Universal / People Sit On Chairs

 Tom Siddell: It's when a character says something to another character in a story, and then later a different character says a thing that has nothing to do with that other thing.

 "Alright, I see your quarter and raise you a stick of gum."

"Ooh, high roller!"


Too Obscure/Bizarre


Too Specific


Complaining About Shows You Don't Like


Too Subjective


The Same but More


X Meets Y Tropes


ABC Meets XYZ


Silly Puns, Often on Other Trope Names


Too Dangerous


Attracts Pot Holes

  • And How
  • Explanation is in my head
  • I Wish I Was Making This Up
    • I Am Totally Making This Up
  • No Explanation Needed
  • No Points For Guessing
  • Nuff Said
  • That's What Nuff Said
  • Oh, and ...
  • Quipping - Because You Fight Like a Cow really shouldn't be the trope's name.
  • So There You Go
  • That Is All
  • The - with specific instructions to link to The page every time you use The word "The" on The wiki.
  • Full Stop
  • Well Then
  • I Love You
  • This Is Awesome
  • Overstatement
  • I Know Already!
  • I Would Rather Not Discuss It
  • What a Shame
  • And That's All You Need to Know
  • The Best
  • The Worst
  • But Why?
  • Think again!
  • Brutal Subversion
  • Do I Need To Say It?


Unknowable

  • Seen It Exactly Zero Times
  • Did The Research At The Last Minute
    • Forced Someone To Do The Research For Him
  • Will Never Be Remade
  • Secretly Nonfictional
  • Index Of All Indices That Do Not Contain Themselves (think about it)
    • That's not Unknowable so much as Impossible.
      • Well, it's possible to make, just not to be complete. But how many pages on a wiki can be said to be complete?
  • Tropes That Pass In The Night
  • Tropes in Ultraviolet


Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate


Tropes That Will Never Be On Echo Chamber

  1. ↑ particles that is, as most other stuff is made of multiple particles.
  2. ↑ Actually, there are steps in between. You click "start", and then "shut down" - you click "start" to do a lot of things.
  3. ↑ No it doesn't.
  4. ↑ Also known as: Needs More Hate
  5. ↑ I meant History
  6. ↑ Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles does self-demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article doesn't self demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.
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