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* Moving
* Moving
* Blinking
* Blinking
** [[Eye Tropes]] has a few, but not [[Once for Yes Twice For No]].
** [[Eye Tropes]] has a few, but not [[Once For Yes, Twice For No]].
* Existing
* Existing
* Combustion Fuel
* Combustion Fuel
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** [[Overly Long Gag|Triiodothyronine Brigade Bait]]
** [[Overly Long Gag|Triiodothyronine Brigade Bait]]
* A Creator Announces That It Will Release A Work, Then Later The Work Is Released
* A Creator Announces That It Will Release A Work, Then Later The Work Is Released
** Double subverted with ''[[Duke Nukem Forever (Video Game)|Duke Nukem Forever]]'' and anything else [[Un Canceled]].
** Double subverted with ''[[Duke Nukem Forever (Video Game)|Duke Nukem Forever]]'' and anything else [[Uncanceled]].
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Imagination Writes The Plot]]
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Imagination Writes The Plot]]
* Smarter than [[The Simpsons|Ralph Wiggum]]
* Smarter than [[The Simpsons|Ralph Wiggum]]
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** If [[TV Tropes]] lasts another 20 years, I'll make you eat your words.
** If [[TV Tropes]] lasts another 20 years, I'll make you eat your words.
** The Sun would like a word with you, as would its many older cousins. So, how about [[Newer Than They Think|Newer Than Fusion Power]]?
** The Sun would like a word with you, as would its many older cousins. So, how about [[Newer Than They Think|Newer Than Fusion Power]]?
** Older Than [[Faster Than Light Travel]]
** Older Than [[Faster-Than-Light Travel]]
*** Both could have in-universe examples.
*** Both could have in-universe examples.
** Older Than [[Time Travel]]
** Older Than [[Time Travel]]
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** English Speaking English
** English Speaking English
*** Also barely, with [[British Accents|some accents, especially Geordie]]
*** Also barely, with [[British Accents|some accents, especially Geordie]]
* [[Sci Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale|Fiction Artists Have No Sense Of Light Pollution]]
* [[Sci-Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale|Fiction Artists Have No Sense Of Light Pollution]]
** Caused by [[Reality Is Unrealistic]], [[The Coconut Effect]] (if it's night, the stars should out) or [[Rule of Cool]].
** Caused by [[Reality Is Unrealistic]], [[The Coconut Effect]] (if it's night, the stars should out) or [[Rule of Cool]].
* Tuning A Tuning Fork
* Tuning A Tuning Fork
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* If I'm Still Breathing, It's Okay
* If I'm Still Breathing, It's Okay
* [[People Sit On Chairs|People Brushing Their Teeth]]
* [[People Sit On Chairs|People Brushing Their Teeth]]
* [[Girl On Girl Is Hot|Guy On Girl Is Hot]]
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Guy On Girl Is Hot]]
** Guy On Girl Is Het
** Guy On Girl Is Het
** Guy ''In'' Girl Is Het
** Guy ''In'' Girl Is Het
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** [[The Tropeless Tale]]
** [[The Tropeless Tale]]
* [[You Know That Thing Where|The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.]]
* [[You Know That Thing Where|The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.]]
** [[Hey It's That Guy]] or [[You Know That Show]]? [[The Colbert Report|Pick a side, we're at war]].
** [[Hey, It's That Guy!]] or [[You Know That Show]]? [[The Colbert Report|Pick a side, we're at war]].
** [[Discworld|Did it have a red cover and it turned out they were twins]]?
** [[Discworld|Did it have a red cover and it turned out they were twins]]?
* [[Girl On Girl Is Hot|Girl on Girl is Shot]]
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Girl on Girl is Shot]]
** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Girl on barbecue is hot]]
** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Girl on barbecue is hot]]
*** [[Overly Long Gag|Girl on hot is Girl]]
*** [[Overly Long Gag|Girl on hot is Girl]]
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** I was going to do this one but I just didn't care enough.
** I was going to do this one but I just didn't care enough.
** Modern politics rapidly approaching this trope; collision imminent.
** Modern politics rapidly approaching this trope; collision imminent.
* [[Zero Percent Approval Rating|86.5% Approval Rating]]
* [[Zero-Percent Approval Rating|86.5% Approval Rating]]
** OVERNINETHOUSAND Percent Approval Rating
** OVERNINETHOUSAND Percent Approval Rating
** 0% Percent Approval of Raping
** 0% Percent Approval of Raping
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* [[Our Monsters Are Different|Our Water Is Different]]
* [[Our Monsters Are Different|Our Water Is Different]]
** Played straight in [[Myst|Riven]].
** Played straight in [[Myst|Riven]].
** [[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]] episode [[Doctor Who (TV)/NS/Recap/S4 E16 The Waters of Mars|The Waters of Mars]]
** [[Doctor Who]] episode [[Doctor Who/NS/Recap/S4 E16 The Waters of Mars|The Waters of Mars]]
** [[Eleventh Hour]] had Mineral water that was Heavy Water - looked the same, non-radioactive, would cause damage similar to radiation poisoning if drank (D<small>2</small>O is not compatible with human anatomy.) In reality, heavy water isn't especially toxic to humans compared to other substances, but you probably still wouldn't want to chug a glass of it.
** [[Eleventh Hour]] had Mineral water that was Heavy Water - looked the same, non-radioactive, would cause damage similar to radiation poisoning if drank (D<small>2</small>O is not compatible with human anatomy.) In reality, heavy water isn't especially toxic to humans compared to other substances, but you probably still wouldn't want to chug a glass of it.
*** now that's some [[Proton Jon|Death]] [[Murder Water|Water]]
*** now that's some [[Proton Jon|Death]] [[Murder Water|Water]]
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* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life]] (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)
* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life]] (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)
** What if two people have sex and conceive while reading TV Tropes, as a direct result of reading TV Tropes?
** What if two people have sex and conceive while reading TV Tropes, as a direct result of reading TV Tropes?
*** Oh, I know! Someone goes on the [[Rule 34]] page, gets aroused from the links, and then has sex. Though who, exactly, would [[Rule 34|get]] [[Naughty Tentacles|off]] [[Lolicon|to]] [[Shotacon|some]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|of]] [[Double Standard Rape Female On Female|this]] [[Squick|shit]] and be capable of getting laid?
*** Oh, I know! Someone goes on the [[Rule 34]] page, gets aroused from the links, and then has sex. Though who, exactly, would [[Rule 34|get]] [[Naughty Tentacles|off]] [[Lolicon|to]] [[Shotacon|some]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|of]] [[Double Standard Rape (Female On Female)|this]] [[Squick|shit]] and be capable of getting laid?
** [[TV Tropes]] [[Brown Note|Will End Your Life]]
** [[TV Tropes]] [[Brown Note|Will End Your Life]]
** [[TV Tropes]] will make you wealthy and successful.
** [[TV Tropes]] will make you wealthy and successful.
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* Fanwork that Caused Bankruptcy
* Fanwork that Caused Bankruptcy
* [[Flying Dutchman|You Fail]] [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|the Feven Feas]] [[Flying Dutchman|Forever]]
* [[Flying Dutchman|You Fail]] [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|the Feven Feas]] [[Flying Dutchman|Forever]]
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart Anyway|What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[Physical God|Physical Godhood]], Anyway?
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[Physical God|Physical Godhood]], Anyway?
** [[I Just Want to Be Normal]]
** [[I Just Want to Be Normal]]
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart Anyway|What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[Disability Superpower|Lameness]], Anyway?
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[Disability Superpower|Lameness]], Anyway?
* What Kind Of [[Incredibly Lame Pun]] Is Heart On Anyway
* What Kind Of [[Incredibly Lame Pun]] Is Heart On Anyway
* [[Chickification|Chickenification]]
* [[Chickification|Chickenification]]
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** [[Early Installment Weirdness]]
** [[Early Installment Weirdness]]
* [[Artificial Stupidity|Mario Party Games Have Good AI]]
* [[Artificial Stupidity|Mario Party Games Have Good AI]]
* [[Double Standard Rape Male On Male|Rape Is Funny When Its Hermaphrodite On Male]]
* [[Double Standard Rape (Male On Male)|Rape Is Funny When Its Hermaphrodite On Male]]
* Jumped At [[The Call]] But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious
* Jumped At [[The Call]] But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious
** [[When Harry Met Sally|Got The Call And Desperately Wanted To Pick Up But Was Trapped Under Something Heavy]]
** [[When Harry Met Sally|Got The Call And Desperately Wanted To Pick Up But Was Trapped Under Something Heavy]]
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** [[Brain Bleach]]
** [[Brain Bleach]]
* He Who Fights [[He Who Fights Monsters]]
* He Who Fights [[He Who Fights Monsters]]
** [[Wife Basher Basher|Wife-Basher Basher Basher]]
** [[Wife-Basher Basher|Wife-Basher Basher Basher]]
* He Who Fights Hipsters
* He Who Fights Hipsters
* [[Joker Immunity|Stilt-Man Immunity]]
* [[Joker Immunity|Stilt-Man Immunity]]
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** [[You Fail Physics Forever]] badly enough to be a [[Critical Research Failure]]?
** [[You Fail Physics Forever]] badly enough to be a [[Critical Research Failure]]?
* You Fail Third Period Lunch
* You Fail Third Period Lunch
* [[No Periods Period|You Fail Having a Period]]
* [[No Periods, Period|You Fail Having a Period]]
** [[Lethal Chef|You Fail Cooking Forever?]]
** [[Lethal Chef|You Fail Cooking Forever?]]
* A Slight Itch In Your Left Ear
* A Slight Itch In Your Left Ear
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** With Great Power Comes Great Likelihood Of [[Myth Busters|Losing An Eyebrow]]
** With Great Power Comes Great Likelihood Of [[Myth Busters|Losing An Eyebrow]]
* [[Criminal Minds (TV)|Hey It's That Girl Who May Or May Not Be Hotchner's Wife.]]
* [[Criminal Minds (TV)|Hey It's That Girl Who May Or May Not Be Hotchner's Wife.]]
* [[Doctor Who (TV)|Dropped a TARDIS on him]]
* [[Doctor Who|Dropped a TARDIS on him]]
* [[Something Something Leonard Bernstein|Something Something]] Leonard [[The Big Bang Theory|Hofstadter]]
* [[Something Something Leonard Bernstein|Something Something]] Leonard [[The Big Bang Theory|Hofstadter]]
** Something Something [[I Am Not Spock|Leonard Nimoy]]
** Something Something [[I Am Not Spock|Leonard Nimoy]]
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* Complaining About Legend of Zelda Monsters You Don't ''Like''-Like
* Complaining About Legend of Zelda Monsters You Don't ''Like''-Like
* Shows in Which Everyone is a [[Mary Sue]]
* Shows in Which Everyone is a [[Mary Sue]]
** [[Thirty Sue Pileup]]?
** [[Thirty-Sue Pileup]]?
** Accusing Characters You Don't Like of Being [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]]
** Accusing Characters You Don't Like of Being [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]]
*** Already done. This is called the Internet.
*** Already done. This is called the Internet.
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** [[Executive Meddling]], with a bit of [[I Was Young and I Needed The Money]]
** [[Executive Meddling]], with a bit of [[I Was Young and I Needed The Money]]
* Complaining About Ships You Don't Like aka Why <s>Zutara</s> <s>Kataang</s> <s>Juph</s> Blueko Is Evil
* Complaining About Ships You Don't Like aka Why <s>Zutara</s> <s>Kataang</s> <s>Juph</s> Blueko Is Evil
** [[Ship to Ship Combat]]
** [[Ship-to-Ship Combat]]
* Complaining About Ships You Don't Like aka Why [[Star Trek|The Enterprise]] is terrible.
* Complaining About Ships You Don't Like aka Why [[Star Trek|The Enterprise]] is terrible.
* Got The Character's Shirt Color Wrong In One Episode
* Got The Character's Shirt Color Wrong In One Episode
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* [[And Zoidberg|Except Zoidberg]]
* [[And Zoidberg|Except Zoidberg]]
* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, Nausea Fuel]]
* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, Nausea Fuel]]
* [[Girl On Girl Is Hot]] [[OT 3|on Girl]] Is Hot
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]] [[OT 3|on Girl]] Is Hot
* [[Big No|Big Oh No]]
* [[Big No|Big Oh No]]
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** [[Dude, Not Funny|Crowning Moment Of Rape]]
** [[Dude, Not Funny|Crowning Moment Of Rape]]
** [[Dude, Not Funny|Funny Moment of Rape]]
** [[Dude, Not Funny|Funny Moment of Rape]]
*** [[Double Standard Rape Male On Male]]
*** [[Double Standard Rape (Male On Male)]]
* Crowning Funny
* Crowning Funny
* Crowning Moment of Crowning {{spoiler|[[Awesome Moment of Crowning]]}}
* Crowning Moment of Crowning {{spoiler|[[Awesome Moment of Crowning]]}}
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* Crowning Moment of [[Dethroning Moment of Suck (Darth Wiki)|Suck]]
* Crowning Moment of [[Dethroning Moment of Suck (Darth Wiki)|Suck]]
** Dethroning Moment of [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Awesome]]
** Dethroning Moment of [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Awesome]]
* [[How Do I Shot Web|How Do I]] [[Shotacon]]
* [[How Do I Shot Web?|How Do I]] [[Shotacon]]
* What Do You Mean it's Not Xanatos?
* What Do You Mean it's Not Xanatos?
* [[Three Minutes of Writhing]] [[Porn With Plot|With Porn]]
* [[Three Minutes of Writhing]] [[Porn With Plot|With Porn]]
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** [[American Kirby Is Hardcore|American Kirby Is]] [[Hard Gay]]
** [[American Kirby Is Hardcore|American Kirby Is]] [[Hard Gay]]
* All Amazons Want Cheerleaders
* All Amazons Want Cheerleaders
** [[Girl On Girl Is Hot|I'd watch.]]
** [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|I'd watch.]]
* Some Anvils Need To Be Dropped On The Dog
* Some Anvils Need To Be Dropped On The Dog
* Shaggy Xanatos Story
* Shaggy Xanatos Story
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** Big [[Pinky and The Brain|Narf]]
** Big [[Pinky and The Brain|Narf]]
* [[Timey-Wimey Ball|Timey Wimey]] [[Love Dodecahedron|Dodecahedron]]
* [[Timey-Wimey Ball|Timey Wimey]] [[Love Dodecahedron|Dodecahedron]]
** The only example would be [[Doctor Who (TV)/Recap/S18 E2 Meglos|Doctor Who]].
** The only example would be [[Doctor Who/Recap/S18 E2 Meglos|Doctor Who]].
* Schmuck Fuel
* Schmuck Fuel
* [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like|Complaining About]] [[Did Not Do the Research|The Research]]
* [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like|Complaining About]] [[Did Not Do the Research|The Research]]
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*** [[About/Permanent Red Link Club|Permanent Red Link Club]]
*** [[About/Permanent Red Link Club|Permanent Red Link Club]]
* [[Earn Your Happy Ending]] [[Gainax Ending]]
* [[Earn Your Happy Ending]] [[Gainax Ending]]
** ''[[Chrono Trigger (Video Game)|Chrono Trigger]]'' actually did that: The [[New Game Plus]] endings are all kinda Gainax-y.
** ''[[Chrono Trigger (Video Game)|Chrono Trigger]]'' actually did that: The [[New Game+]] endings are all kinda Gainax-y.
* Crowning Moment Of [[Executive Meddling]]
* Crowning Moment Of [[Executive Meddling]]
** ''[[Brazil (Film)|Brazil]]''
** ''[[Brazil (Film)|Brazil]]''
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* It's Your Mileage, Now It Sucks
* It's Your Mileage, Now It Sucks
* Holding Out For Someone Taller
* Holding Out For Someone Taller
* [[Double Standard Rape Male On Male|Rape Is Funny When]] It's [[Hot Skitty On Wailord Action|Skitty On Wailord]]
* [[Double Standard Rape (Male On Male)|Rape Is Funny When]] It's [[Hot Skitty-On-Wailord Action|Skitty On Wailord]]
* Earth Shattering <big>'''''Kawaii!'''''</big>
* Earth Shattering <big>'''''Kawaii!'''''</big>
* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Weirdness Magnet|Magnet]]
* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Weirdness Magnet|Magnet]]
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** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''[[Fern Gully]]'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[Your Head Asplode|his head exploded]].
** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''[[Fern Gully]]'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[Your Head Asplode|his head exploded]].
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Earthshattering Kaboom|Earth Shattering]] [[Gainax Ending]]
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Earthshattering Kaboom|Earth Shattering]] [[Gainax Ending]]
* [[Over Nine Thousand]] [[Zero Percent Approval Rating|Percent Approval]] [[Xanatos Gambit|Gambit]] [[Ruined FOREVER]] [[Recycled in Space|IN SPACE]] [[Road Runner vs. Coyote|Vs Coyote]] [[Rabbit Season Duck Season|Season Rabbit Season]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And Zoidberg]] [[Especially Zoidberg]] [[Sliding Scale of Unavoidable Versus Unforgivable|Versus Unforgivable]] [[Sliding Scale of Fourth Wall Hardness|Fourth Wall Hardness]]
* [[Over Nine Thousand]] [[Zero-Percent Approval Rating|Percent Approval]] [[Xanatos Gambit|Gambit]] [[Ruined FOREVER]] [[Recycled in Space|IN SPACE]] [[Road Runner vs. Coyote|Vs Coyote]] [[Rabbit Season Duck Season|Season Rabbit Season]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And Zoidberg]] [[Especially Zoidberg]] [[Sliding Scale of Unavoidable Versus Unforgivable|Versus Unforgivable]] [[Sliding Scale of Fourth Wall Hardness|Fourth Wall Hardness]]
* Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale [[Abstract Scale|Abstractness]].
* Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale [[Abstract Scale|Abstractness]].
* Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
* Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
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** But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right?
** But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right?
*** Colin Baker Forgot To Take His Pills
*** Colin Baker Forgot To Take His Pills
** Don't you mean "Everyone on [[TV Tropes]] especially in [[Wild Mass Guessing]] is [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Shinji Ikari]] AND [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] on [[Doctor Who (TV)|Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[Cloning Blues|clone]] of a [[Battlestar Galactica|Cylon]] [[Marvel Universe|Skrull]] who was created by [[Watchmen|Dr. Manhattan]]"?
** Don't you mean "Everyone on [[TV Tropes]] especially in [[Wild Mass Guessing]] is [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Shinji Ikari]] AND [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] on [[Doctor Who|Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[Cloning Blues|clone]] of a [[Battlestar Galactica|Cylon]] [[Marvel Universe|Skrull]] who was created by [[Watchmen|Dr. Manhattan]]"?
*** And [[Memetic Sex God|wants Big Boss to make sweet tender love to them]]?
*** And [[Memetic Sex God|wants Big Boss to make sweet tender love to them]]?


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** This was actually YKTTW'd.
** This was actually YKTTW'd.
** Rejected because [[Take That Me|most tropers]] [[Flame Bait|are liberals]].
** Rejected because [[Take That Me|most tropers]] [[Flame Bait|are liberals]].
* [[The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time (Video Game)|ReDead]] [[Black Comedy Rape]], [[Squick]].
* [[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Video Game)|ReDead]] [[Black Comedy Rape]], [[Squick]].
** How about [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=74 this?]
** How about [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=74 this?]
* Well Fuck That Shit!
* Well Fuck That Shit!
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*** [[TV Tropes (Wiki)/Memes|Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down]]
*** [[TV Tropes (Wiki)/Memes|Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down]]
* [[The Chikan|The Chikan Dance]]
* [[The Chikan|The Chikan Dance]]
* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[Made of Win|of Win]]
* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive|of Win]]
* [[Viewers are Morons|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.
* [[Viewers are Morons|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.
* [[Can't Argue With Elves|Can't Argue]] With [[Jews Love to Argue|Jews]]
* [[Can't Argue With Elves|Can't Argue]] With [[Jews Love to Argue|Jews]]
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* [[Eldritch Abomination]]
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]
** [[TV Tropes]] isn't one?
** [[TV Tropes]] isn't one?
* [[Ret Gone]]
* [[Ret-Gone]]
** Nope, I looked in the histories. Didn't happen.
** Nope, I looked in the histories. Didn't happen.
* [[Older Than Television]] (We do have this one, but you have to send a postal address to get it.)
* [[Older Than Television]] (We do have this one, but you have to send a postal address to get it.)
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* [[Knife Nut]]
* [[Knife Nut]]
* [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill]]
* [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill]]
* [[Right Place Right Time Wrong Reason]]
* [[Right Place, Right Time, Wrong Reason]]
* [[Go Mad From the Revelation]]
* [[Go Mad From the Revelation]]
* [[Killed Off for Real]]
* [[Killed Off for Real]]
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* [[Kill'Em All]]
* [[Kill'Em All]]
* [[Oh Crap There Are Fanfics of Us]] (Due to a lack of material...yet.)
* [[Oh Crap There Are Fanfics of Us]] (Due to a lack of material...yet.)
* [[Rick Roll]] (due perhaps to [[Screwed By the Lawyers]])
* [[Rickroll]] (due perhaps to [[Screwed By the Lawyers]])
* [[Rule 34]]
* [[Rule 34]]
* [[Scenery Gorn]]
* [[Scenery Gorn]]
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[[Category:Tropes That Will Never Happen]]
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This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, pointless, far too subjective, Complaining About Shows You Don't Like, or The Same but More.

Compare Lousy Alternate Titles for titles that will never happen.

Too Universal / People Sit On Chairs

 Tom Siddell: It's when a character says something to another character in a story, and then later a different character says a thing that has nothing to do with that other thing.

 "Alright, I see your quarter and raise you a stick of gum."

"Ooh, high roller!"


Too Obscure/Bizarre


Too Specific


Complaining About Shows You Don't Like


Too Subjective


The Same but More


X Meets Y Tropes


ABC Meets XYZ


Silly Puns, Often on Other Trope Names


Too Dangerous


Attracts Pot Holes

  • And How
  • Explanation is in my head
  • I Wish I Was Making This Up
    • I Am Totally Making This Up
  • No Explanation Needed
  • No Points For Guessing
  • Nuff Said
  • That's What Nuff Said
  • Oh, and ...
  • Quipping - Because You Fight Like a Cow really shouldn't be the trope's name.
  • So There You Go
  • That Is All
  • The - with specific instructions to link to The page every time you use The word "The" on The wiki.
  • Full Stop
  • Well Then
  • I Love You
  • This Is Awesome
  • Overstatement
  • I Know Already!
  • I Would Rather Not Discuss It
  • What a Shame
  • And That's All You Need to Know
  • The Best
  • The Worst
  • But Why?
  • Think again!
  • Brutal Subversion
  • Do I Need To Say It?


Unknowable

  • Seen It Exactly Zero Times
  • Did The Research At The Last Minute
    • Forced Someone To Do The Research For Him
  • Will Never Be Remade
  • Secretly Nonfictional
  • Index Of All Indices That Do Not Contain Themselves (think about it)
    • That's not Unknowable so much as Impossible.
      • Well, it's possible to make, just not to be complete. But how many pages on a wiki can be said to be complete?
  • Tropes That Pass In The Night
  • Tropes in Ultraviolet


Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate


Tropes That Will Never Be On Echo Chamber

  1. ↑ particles that is, as most other stuff is made of multiple particles.
  2. ↑ Actually, there are steps in between. You click "start", and then "shut down" - you click "start" to do a lot of things.
  3. ↑ No it doesn't.
  4. ↑ Also known as: Needs More Hate
  5. ↑ I meant History
  6. ↑ Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles does self-demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article doesn't self demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.
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