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Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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** I was going to do this one but I just didn't care enough.
** I was going to do this one but I just didn't care enough.
** Modern politics rapidly approaching this trope; collision imminent.
** Modern politics rapidly approaching this trope; collision imminent.
* [[Zero-Percent Approval Rating|86.5% Approval Rating]]
* [[0% Approval Rating|86.5% Approval Rating]]
** OVERNINETHOUSAND Percent Approval Rating
** OVERNINETHOUSAND Percent Approval Rating
** 0% Percent Approval of Raping
** 0% Percent Approval of Raping
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* Good Is Not Good
* Good Is Not Good
* Boring Invisible Hero
* Boring Invisible Hero
* Action [[Transsexual]]
* Action [[Transsexualism]]
** [http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z Here if you want to]
** [http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z Here if you want to]
* Token [[Transsexual]]
* Token [[Transsexualism]]
** [http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z same story as the previous one]
** [http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z same story as the previous one]
* Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever
* Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever
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* [[The Good Guys Always Win|The Good Guys Always Get Captured, Raped, Stabbed, Thrown in a River, Trampled by Wildebeests, and Eaten Alive by 26 3/4 Rabid Chipmunks.]]
* [[The Good Guys Always Win|The Good Guys Always Get Captured, Raped, Stabbed, Thrown in a River, Trampled by Wildebeests, and Eaten Alive by 26 3/4 Rabid Chipmunks.]]
* Dropped [[Raquel Welch]] On Him ([[Monty Python's Flying Circus|"She's got a big bottom!"]])
* Dropped [[Raquel Welch]] On Him ([[Monty Python's Flying Circus|"She's got a big bottom!"]])
* [[Distressed Damsel|Eustressed Damsel]]
* [[Damsel in Distress|Eustressed Damsel]]
* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes]]
* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes]]
** [[Troper Tales]]
** [[Troper Tales]]
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** [[The Phantom Tollbooth|Seventeen!]]
** [[The Phantom Tollbooth|Seventeen!]]
** [[The Simpsons|TWENTY-SEVEN!]]
** [[The Simpsons|TWENTY-SEVEN!]]
** [[Fifty Two|52! 52!]]
** [[52|52! 52!]]
* [[Tropes Are Tools|Tropers Are Tools]]
* [[Tropes Are Tools|Tropers Are Tools]]
** [[Fan Hater|Fan Haters]]
** [[Fan Hater|Fan Haters]]
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** Some harem anime might qualify... [[Higurashi]] almost does...
** Some harem anime might qualify... [[Higurashi]] almost does...
* Crowning Moment Of [[Ho Yay]]
* Crowning Moment Of [[Ho Yay]]
* Crowning Moment of [[Dethroning Moment of Suck (Darth Wiki)|Suck]]
* Crowning Moment of [[Dethroning Moment of Suck|Suck]]
** Dethroning Moment of [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Awesome]]
** Dethroning Moment of [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Awesome]]
* [[How Do I Shot Web?|How Do I]] [[Shotacon]]
* [[How Do I Shot Web?|How Do I]] [[Shotacon]]
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* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just]] [[Slap Slap Kiss]] [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Cthulhu]]?
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just]] [[Slap Slap Kiss]] [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Cthulhu]]?
* Fridge Fetish Fuel
* Fridge Fetish Fuel
** Something where you don't realise how hot it was until [[Late to The Punchline|years later]]: that might work.
** Something where you don't realise how hot it was until [[Late to the Punchline|years later]]: that might work.
** [[Parental Bonus]]?
** [[Parental Bonus]]?
* Digital Piracy Is [[Evil Is Sexy]]
* Digital Piracy Is [[Evil Is Sexy]]
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* [[We Can Rule Together|We Can]] [[Adam and Eve Plot|Make A]] [[Master Race]] [[We Can Rule Together|Together]]...wait, that actually might be a trope.
* [[We Can Rule Together|We Can]] [[Adam and Eve Plot|Make A]] [[Master Race]] [[We Can Rule Together|Together]]...wait, that actually might be a trope.
* Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly.
* Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly.
** Played straight by [[Hey Arnold|Helga]]
** Played straight by [[Hey Arnold!|Helga]]
* [[Ho Yay|Ho]] [[Yandere]]: A guy you experimented with at summer camp who turned out to actually be gay, thinks you're unhappy in your heterosexual relationship, and thinks you're still in love with him, as if you ever were.
* [[Ho Yay|Ho]] [[Yandere]]: A guy you experimented with at summer camp who turned out to actually be gay, thinks you're unhappy in your heterosexual relationship, and thinks you're still in love with him, as if you ever were.
** Probably would be a subtrope of [[Depraved Homosexual]].
** Probably would be a subtrope of [[Depraved Homosexual]].
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** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''[[Fern Gully]]'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[Your Head Asplode|his head exploded]].
** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''[[Fern Gully]]'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[Your Head Asplode|his head exploded]].
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Earthshattering Kaboom|Earth Shattering]] [[Gainax Ending]]
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Earthshattering Kaboom|Earth Shattering]] [[Gainax Ending]]
* [[Over Nine Thousand]] [[Zero-Percent Approval Rating|Percent Approval]] [[Xanatos Gambit|Gambit]] [[Ruined FOREVER]] [[Recycled in Space|IN SPACE]] [[Road Runner vs. Coyote|Vs Coyote]] [[Rabbit Season Duck Season|Season Rabbit Season]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And Zoidberg]] [[Especially Zoidberg]] [[Sliding Scale of Unavoidable Versus Unforgivable|Versus Unforgivable]] [[Sliding Scale of Fourth Wall Hardness|Fourth Wall Hardness]]
* [[Over Nine Thousand]] [[0% Approval Rating|Percent Approval]] [[Xanatos Gambit|Gambit]] [[Ruined FOREVER]] [[Recycled in Space|IN SPACE]] [[Road Runner vs. Coyote|Vs Coyote]] [[Rabbit Season Duck Season|Season Rabbit Season]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And Zoidberg]] [[Especially Zoidberg]] [[Sliding Scale of Unavoidable Versus Unforgivable|Versus Unforgivable]] [[Sliding Scale of Fourth Wall Hardness|Fourth Wall Hardness]]
* Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale [[Abstract Scale|Abstractness]].
* Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale [[Abstract Scale|Abstractness]].
* Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
* Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
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** The [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] [[The Fast and the Furious|Furious]]
** The [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] [[The Fast and the Furious|Furious]]
*** Fast Eddie Is Furious
*** Fast Eddie Is Furious
*** [[TV Tropes (Wiki)/Memes|Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down]]
*** [[TV Tropes/Memes|Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down]]
* [[The Chikan|The Chikan Dance]]
* [[The Chikan|The Chikan Dance]]
* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive|of Win]]
* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive|of Win]]
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* Most Writers Are White
* Most Writers Are White
* [[Most Tropers Are Young Nerds|Most Tropers Are Autistic]]
* [[Most Tropers Are Young Nerds|Most Tropers Are Autistic]]
** [[Asperger Syndrome]], maybe.
** [[Asperger's Syndrome]], maybe.
* Molestation is Okay When It's Child on Child
* Molestation is Okay When It's Child on Child
* Animal Abuse is Okay When it's Animal on Animal
* Animal Abuse is Okay When it's Animal on Animal
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** The closest thing we have to that is [[Empty Room Psych]].
** The closest thing we have to that is [[Empty Room Psych]].
* [[Lolicon]] / [[Shotacon]]
* [[Lolicon]] / [[Shotacon]]
* [[Zapped]]
* [[Zapped (wiki)]]
* [[Speaking Simlish]]
* [[Speaking Simlish]]
* [[The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You]] (at least one HOPES this page will never self-demonstrate)
* [[The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You]] (at least one HOPES this page will never self-demonstrate)
** [[Averted Trope|I wish]] [[Cupcakes (Fanfic)|it didn't.]]
** [[Averted Trope|I wish]] [[Cupcakes|it didn't.]]
* [[This Troper]]
* [[This Troper]]
* [[Fan Myopia]]
* [[Fan Myopia]]
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* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]
* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]
* [[Anal Probing]]
* [[Anal Probing]]
* [[It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It]]
* [["It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It"]]


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Revision as of 02:26, 11 August 2014

This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, pointless, far too subjective, Complaining About Shows You Don't Like, or The Same but More.

Compare Lousy Alternate Titles for titles that will never happen.

Too Universal / People Sit on Chairs

Tom Siddell: It's when a character says something to another character in a story, and then later a different character says a thing that has nothing to do with that other thing.

"Alright, I see your quarter and raise you a stick of gum."
"Ooh, high roller!"


Too Obscure/Bizarre


Too Specific


Complaining About Shows You Don't Like


Too Subjective


The Same but More


X Meets Y Tropes


ABC Meets XYZ


Silly Puns, Often on Other Trope Names


Too Dangerous


Attracts Pot Holes

  • And How
  • Explanation is in my head
  • I Wish I Was Making This Up
    • I Am Totally Making This Up
  • No Explanation Needed
  • No Points For Guessing
  • Nuff Said
  • That's What Nuff Said
  • Oh, and ...
  • Quipping - Because You Fight Like a Cow really shouldn't be the trope's name.
  • So There You Go
  • That Is All
  • The - with specific instructions to link to The page every time you use The word "The" on The wiki.
  • Full Stop
  • Well Then
  • I Love You
  • This Is Awesome
  • Overstatement
  • I Know Already!
  • I Would Rather Not Discuss It
  • What a Shame
  • And That's All You Need to Know
  • The Best
  • The Worst
  • But Why?
  • Think again!
  • Brutal Subversion
  • Do I Need To Say It?


Unknowable

  • Seen It Exactly Zero Times
  • Did The Research At The Last Minute
    • Forced Someone To Do The Research For Him
  • Will Never Be Remade
  • Secretly Nonfictional
  • Index Of All Indices That Do Not Contain Themselves (think about it)
    • That's not Unknowable so much as Impossible.
      • Well, it's possible to make, just not to be complete. But how many pages on a wiki can be said to be complete?
  • Tropes That Pass In The Night
  • Tropes in Ultraviolet


Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate


Tropes That Will Never Be On Echo Chamber

  1. ↑ particles that is, as most other stuff is made of multiple particles.
  2. ↑ Actually, there are steps in between. You click "start", and then "shut down" - you click "start" to do a lot of things.
  3. ↑ No it doesn't.
  4. ↑ Also known as: Needs More Hate
  5. ↑ I meant History
  6. ↑ Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles does self-demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article doesn't self demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.
  7. ↑ Boxer shorts notwithstanding
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