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Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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* [[Too Dumb to Live|Intelligent Enough to Live]]
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Writers Write The Plot]]
** Except in cases of [[Real Life Writes the Plot]], [[Executive Meddling]], [[Dub -Induced Plot Hole]] (Translators Miswrite The Plot), [[Wag the Director]] and surely others.
** [[Second Life]] Writes The Plot
* People Use Umbrellas When It Rains
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*** The Nowhere Man Was [[Top Gear|Jeremy Clarkson]]
** The Walrus Was [[Sonic Sat AM|Rotor]] and the Eggman Was Dr. Robotnik
** The Walrus Was [[Myth BustersMythBusters|Jamie]]
* [[Dr. Seuss|Green Eggs And Ham]] [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress|Is A Harsh Mistress]]
* [[Big Brother Is Watching|You Are Watching Big Brother]]
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** Someone has never seen [[Braindead]].
** Immortal Baby Comedy
*** Or the ''[[Dawn of the Dead (2004 film)|Dawn of the Dead]]'' remake.
** Immoral Baby Comedy
** Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy
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** Someone's obviously never been to a voraphilia website.
*** You mean it '''doesn't''' work like that?
* [[You Fail Indexes Forever|You]] [[You Have Failed Me...|Fail]] The [[Evil Overlord]] Forever
** [[The Blofeld Ploy]]? [[Killed Off for Real]]?
* Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal
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** Given how quickly biological [[Science Marches On]], surely someone who [[Did Not Do the Research]] got lucky and was later proven right.
* [[Beavis and Butthead|I Have The Power Supreme]]
* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Names To]] [[Blaz BlueBlazBlue|Icecar]] [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Away From Really Fast]]
* [[You Fail Biology Forever|You Pass Biology But Your Grades Are Not Good Enough For Your Parents To Get You A Car Like They Promised]]
* List Of Writers Who Are Neither [[Most Writers Are Male|Male]], [[Most Writers Are Adults|Adults]], [[Most Writers Are Human|Human]] Nor [[Most Writers Are Writers|Writers]]
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* You Fail Disco Forever
** Disco Fails Forever<ref>[[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch|No it doesn't.]]</ref>
** Disco [[You Have Failed Me...|Has Failed]] [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|You]] (Forever)
* [[The Reveal|The Cheating Bastard is a Computer]]
** [[Robotic Reveal]]
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**** [[The Key Is Behind the Lock]]?
** The Password Is Changed Weekly
*** ''[[War GamesWarGames]]'' had this for the school computer system.
*** Two words: ''[[Harry Potter]]''. Frequently more often.
*** Used in adventure games to justify the protagonist finding a note with a password on it.
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* Shaving The Shaggy Dog
** Isn't that [[Earn Your Happy Ending]]?
** Or [[Rescued Fromfrom the Scrappy Heap]]?
* Sliding Scale Of A Snake's Underside
** Sliding Scale Of A Moving Piano Playing Scales
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* List of video games for the Xbox named ''[[Halo]]''
** That Don't Have Numbers or Other Words Attached to the Title
** List of video games for the [[PlayStationPlay Station 3]] named ''Halo''.
** List of video games for the ''[[Halo]]'' named Xbox
* Freud Was Mostly Just Projecting His Own Insecurities Onto Other People
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** [[Hopeless Auditionees|Hopeless Auditionee]] [[Hope Spot|Spot]]: "You know, I think one might be bearable... No, he's rubbish." Alternatively, "[Contestant], I think you have real talent. In scaring away animals and terrifying small children. That was ''hideous''."
* What Do You Mean Its Political For The Other Side (There actually ''is'' a statue in Kansas that fits this trope: Initially protesting the occupation of the Panama Canal, its current owner says the sculptor saw into the future and protested ''giving away'' the Panama Canal.)
* [[Go Mad Fromfrom the Revelation|Go]] [[Just Here for Godzilla|Straight To]] "[[The Bible|Revelation]]"
** [[Monopoly|Do not collect $200.]]
* [[Just Here for Godzilla|Just Here For]] The Cute Female Protagonist
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** To which even ''[http://www.c64gg.com/GameInfo/MetaLlamas.html Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time]'' is a step down.
** [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|With Great Power Comes A Great Likelihood Of Getting Half Your Face Blackened]]
** With Great Power Comes Great Likelihood Of [[Myth BustersMythBusters|Losing An Eyebrow]]
* [[Criminal Minds|Hey It's That Girl Who May Or May Not Be Hotchner's Wife.]]
* [[Doctor Who|Dropped a TARDIS on him]]
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*** [[He Knows Too Much|You know too much]]. I'm afraid we're going to have to kill you.
* Most Tropers Are Copyleftists
* [[YKTTW]] [[AIA.I. Is a Crapshoot|Is A Crapshoot]]
* Mohn's Scale Of [[Ear Worm]] Catchiness
* Most Tropers Hate [[Moral Guardians]]
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** Yellowcard—Fighting
* [[TV Tropes]] Ruined My Wife
* [[Tropes Are Not Bad]] Except For [[Back Fromfrom the Dead|These]] [[Rank Inflation|Horrible]] [[Allegedly Free Game|Ones]]
* Fan Hyperopia
* [[Sdrawkcab Name|Sotanax]] [[Xanatos Gambit|Gambit]]
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* [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Crowning Moment Of]] [[Squick]]
* Deader Than [[Deader Than Dead]]
* [[Toy Story (franchise)||To Infinity And]] [[Beyond the Impossible]]
* [[You Can't Fight Fate|You Can't Fight]] [[Tempting Fate]]
* Harder Than [[Harder Than Hard]] {{spoiler|Impossible Mode in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''}}
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* Everything's Better With Zoidberg
* Sliding Scale Of Incest
** That's a perfectly sensible sliding scale, ranging from screwing your [[Opposite SexGender Clone]] to obeying laws against miscegenation.
*** Does the clone even have to be opposite-sex?
*** For maximum Squick, yes, because then you could concieve a horribly inbred baby.
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* Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom
** [[Dead Baby Comedy]]... [[Up to Eleven]] and then [[Beyond the Impossible]]!
*** Isn't that the humor of ''[[Warhammer 4000040,000]]''?
* Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass
** We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".
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* It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me
* Scrappy's Gambit
** Cunningly arranging to [[Rescued Fromfrom the Scrappy Heap|redeem himself with the audience]].
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Scrappy]]?
** [[And the Fandom Rejoiced]]
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*** Do you ''really'' want to cause an [[SCP Foundation|XK-class]] [[The End of the World as We Know It|End-of-the-world]] scenario???
**** Darth''iest'' Wiki
** [[Warhammer 4000040,000|All The Tropes 40,000]] (In the grim, dark future of All The Tropes, there are only [[Justifying Edit]]s!)
**** Sugarier Wiki
* Crowning Abortion Of Awesome
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* Complaining About Ethnicities You Don't Like
* Some Nukes Need To Be Dropped
** [[StarcraftStarCraft|''StarCraft'', your Siege Tanks]]
* Nukes That Needed To Be Dropped
** [[StarcraftStarCraft|''StarCraft'', your Carriers]]
* [[Dude, Not Funny|Rape Is Okay When It's This Troper On Female]]
* Everything's Better With The Words "Everything's Better" Jammed In Front Of It
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* Necrophilia [[Needs More Love]]
* Fast Eddie Was Wrong
** '''''[[Warhammer 4000040,000|HERESY!]]''''' '''*BLAM!*'''
* Some Dogs Need To Be Kicked
** Well, there's [[Kick the Son of a Bitch]]...
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* [[Narm]]
* [[Jump Scare]]
* [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|Wall Banger]]
* [[Your Mileage May Vary]]
* [[In Name Only]] (If so, it would be about stuff that is [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]].)
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* [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill]]
* [[Right Place, Right Time, Wrong Reason]]
* [[Go Mad Fromfrom the Revelation]]
* [[Killed Off for Real]]
* [[Internet Counterattack]]
* [[Role -Ending Misdemeanor]]
* [[Scenery Gorn]]
* [[Self-Destruct Mechanism]]

Revision as of 20:03, 9 April 2017

This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, pointless, far too subjective, Complaining About Shows You Don't Like, or The Same but More.

Compare Lousy Alternate Titles for titles that will never happen.

Too Universal / People Sit on Chairs

Tom Siddell: It's when a character says something to another character in a story, and then later a different character says a thing that has nothing to do with that other thing.

"Alright, I see your quarter and raise you a stick of gum."
"Ooh, high roller!"


Too Obscure/Bizarre

Too Specific

Complaining About Shows You Don't Like

Too Subjective


The Same but More


X Meets Y Tropes


ABC Meets XYZ


Silly Puns, Often on Other Trope Names

Too Dangerous


Attracts Pot Holes

  • And How
  • Explanation is in my head
  • I Wish I Was Making This Up
    • I Am Totally Making This Up
  • No Explanation Needed
  • No Points For Guessing
  • Nuff Said
  • That's What Nuff Said
  • Oh, and ...
  • Quipping - Because You Fight Like a Cow really shouldn't be the trope's name.
  • So There You Go
  • That Is All
  • The - with specific instructions to link to The page every time you use The word "The" on The wiki.
  • Full Stop
  • Well Then
  • I Love You
  • This Is Awesome
  • Overstatement
  • I Know Already!
  • I Would Rather Not Discuss It
  • What a Shame
  • And That's All You Need to Know
  • The Best
  • The Worst
  • But Why?
  • Think again!
  • Brutal Subversion
  • Do I Need To Say It?


Unknowable

  • Seen It Exactly Zero Times
  • Did The Research At The Last Minute
    • Forced Someone To Do The Research For Him
  • Will Never Be Remade
  • Secretly Nonfictional
  • Index Of All Indices That Do Not Contain Themselves (think about it)
    • That's not Unknowable so much as Impossible.
      • Well, it's possible to make, just not to be complete. But how many pages on a wiki can be said to be complete?
  • Tropes That Pass In The Night
  • Tropes in Ultraviolet


Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate


Tropes That Will Never Be On Echo Chamber

  1. ↑ particles that is, as most other stuff is made of multiple particles.
  2. ↑ Actually, there are steps in between. You click "start", and then "shut down" - you click "start" to do a lot of things.
  3. ↑ No it doesn't.
  4. ↑ Also known as: Needs More Hate
  5. ↑ I meant History
  6. ↑ Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles does self-demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article doesn't self demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.
  7. ↑ Boxer shorts notwithstanding
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