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Compare [[Lousy Alternate Titles]] for titles that will never happen.
Compare [[Lousy Alternate Titles]] for titles that will never happen.

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== Too Universal / [[People Sit on Chairs]] ==
== Too Universal / [[People Sit on Chairs]] ==
* [[Tropes That Will Never Happen (Darth Wiki)|Tropes That Will Happen]]
* [[Tropes That Will Never Happen (Darth Wiki)|Tropes That Will Happen]]
** We actually have this in the form of and YKTTW.
* Walking Through A Doorway - [[Seen It a Million Times]] and [[Truth in Television]]
* Walking Through A Doorway - [[Seen It a Million Times]] and [[Truth in Television]]
* [[Breathing Oxygen]] - So much so that aversions and subversions have become [[Super Not-Drowning Skills|tropes in]] [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|their own right]].
* [[Breathing Oxygen]] - So much so that aversions and subversions have become [[Super Not-Drowning Skills|tropes in]] [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|their own right]].
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** [[Off-Model]]
** [[Off-Model]]
* Caustic Critic of [[Caustic Critic]].
* Caustic Critic of [[Caustic Critic]].
* Complaining About Trope Names You Don't Like (Though we seem to have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=renames forum section] for just that...)
* Complaining About Trope Names You Don't Like (Though we seem to have a forum section for just that...)
** Those [[SPOON]], [[FoRK]] and [[KNIFE]] thingies.
** Those [[SPOON]], [[FoRK]] and [[KNIFE]] thingies.
* ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Great
* ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Great
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* Did Not Do The Research/Religion
* Did Not Do The Research/Religion
* Too Dumb To Live/Religion
* Too Dumb To Live/Religion
* 4chan
** [[Four Chan]] redirects to [[Image Boards]] (should we make an article about Anonymous?)
*** There's [[Tropers/Anonymous]]...
* Hitler Was Right
* Hitler Was Right
** Jonathan Swift Made Some Good Points
** Jonathan Swift Made Some Good Points
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** [[Hype Backlash]]?
** [[Hype Backlash]]?
** [[Chuck Norris]] Is Not Awesome
** [[Chuck Norris]] Is Not Awesome
*** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=ifgoks73usqllrjydiu3zbb5&page=1 Ahem.]
* This Troper. No, Not You, ''This'' Troper.
* This Troper. No, Not You, ''This'' Troper.
* Why Your Political Beliefs Suck
* Why Your Political Beliefs Suck
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** Contrast [[Plant Person]] and [[Les Yay]].
** Contrast [[Plant Person]] and [[Les Yay]].
** [[Bald of Awesome]]?
** [[Bald of Awesome]]?
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* Genocide Is Funny When It's Jew On German
* Genocide Is Funny When It's Jew On German
** [[Dude, Not Funny]]: They actually plotted to do this as a revenge attack, it was on (where else?) The Nazi<ref>I meant History</ref> Channel or Yesterday (formerly UKTV History).
** [[Dude, Not Funny]]: They actually plotted to do this as a revenge attack, it was on (where else?) The Nazi<ref>I meant History</ref> Channel or Yesterday (formerly UKTV History).
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* Shows That Most People On [[TV Tropes]] Seem To Like Which Actually Suck
* Shows That Most People On [[TV Tropes]] Seem To Like Which Actually Suck
* The FastEddie
* The FastEddie
** The [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] [[The Fast and the Furious|Furious]]
** The Fast Eddie [[The Fast and the Furious|Furious]]
*** Fast Eddie Is Furious
*** Fast Eddie Is Furious
*** [[TV Tropes/Memes|Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down]]
*** [[TV Tropes/Memes|Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down]]
* [[The Chikan|The Chikan Dance]]
* [[The Chikan|The Chikan Dance]]
* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive|of Win]]
* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[Made of Win Archive|of Win]]
* [[Viewers are Morons|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.
* [[Viewers are Morons|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.
* [[Can't Argue with Elves|Can't Argue]] With [[Jews Love to Argue|Jews]]
* [[Can't Argue with Elves|Can't Argue]] With [[Jews Love to Argue|Jews]]
* All Guys Want [[Shotacon|Shotacons]]
* All Guys Want [[Shotacon|Shotacons]]
* Necrophilia [[Needs More Love]]
* Necrophilia [[Needs More Love]]
* [[User:Fast Eddie]] Was Wrong
* Fast Eddie Was Wrong
** '''''[[Warhammer 40000|HERESY!]]''''' '''*BLAM!*'''
** '''''[[Warhammer 40000|HERESY!]]''''' '''*BLAM!*'''
* Some Dogs Need To Be Kicked
* Some Dogs Need To Be Kicked
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* [[Ben Drowned]]
* [[Ben Drowned]]
* [[Public Medium Ignorance]]
* [[Public Medium Ignorance]]
* [[Screw the Rules, I Make Them]]…unless [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] decides to.
* [[Screw the Rules, I Make Them]]…unless Fast Eddie decides to.
* [[Fan Hater]]
* [[Fan Hater]]
* [[Fandom Heresy]]
* [[Fandom Heresy]]
* [[Banned in China]]
* [[Banned in China]]
* [[Year Inside, Hour Outside]] - if only [[TV Tropes]] was like this.
* [[Year Inside, Hour Outside]] - if only [[All The Tropes]] was like this.
* [[Deader Than Dead]]
* [[Deader Than Dead]]
* [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress]]
* [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress]]
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* [[Baleful Polymorph]]
* [[Baleful Polymorph]]
* [[Batman]] <ref>[[A Rare Sentence|Boxer shorts notwithstanding]]</ref>
* [[Batman]] <ref>[[A Rare Sentence|Boxer shorts notwithstanding]]</ref>
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* [[Brown Note]]
* [[Brown Note]]
* [[Casual Interstellar Travel]]
* [[Casual Interstellar Travel]]

Revision as of 20:30, 31 August 2014

This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, pointless, far too subjective, Complaining About Shows You Don't Like, or The Same but More.

Compare Lousy Alternate Titles for titles that will never happen.

Too Universal / People Sit on Chairs

Tom Siddell: It's when a character says something to another character in a story, and then later a different character says a thing that has nothing to do with that other thing.

"Alright, I see your quarter and raise you a stick of gum."
"Ooh, high roller!"


Too Obscure/Bizarre


Too Specific


Complaining About Shows You Don't Like


Too Subjective


The Same but More


X Meets Y Tropes


ABC Meets XYZ


Silly Puns, Often on Other Trope Names

Too Dangerous


Attracts Pot Holes

  • And How
  • Explanation is in my head
  • I Wish I Was Making This Up
    • I Am Totally Making This Up
  • No Explanation Needed
  • No Points For Guessing
  • Nuff Said
  • That's What Nuff Said
  • Oh, and ...
  • Quipping - Because You Fight Like a Cow really shouldn't be the trope's name.
  • So There You Go
  • That Is All
  • The - with specific instructions to link to The page every time you use The word "The" on The wiki.
  • Full Stop
  • Well Then
  • I Love You
  • This Is Awesome
  • Overstatement
  • I Know Already!
  • I Would Rather Not Discuss It
  • What a Shame
  • And That's All You Need to Know
  • The Best
  • The Worst
  • But Why?
  • Think again!
  • Brutal Subversion
  • Do I Need To Say It?


Unknowable

  • Seen It Exactly Zero Times
  • Did The Research At The Last Minute
    • Forced Someone To Do The Research For Him
  • Will Never Be Remade
  • Secretly Nonfictional
  • Index Of All Indices That Do Not Contain Themselves (think about it)
    • That's not Unknowable so much as Impossible.
      • Well, it's possible to make, just not to be complete. But how many pages on a wiki can be said to be complete?
  • Tropes That Pass In The Night
  • Tropes in Ultraviolet


Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate


Tropes That Will Never Be On Echo Chamber

  1. particles that is, as most other stuff is made of multiple particles.
  2. Actually, there are steps in between. You click "start", and then "shut down" - you click "start" to do a lot of things.
  3. No it doesn't.
  4. Also known as: Needs More Hate
  5. I meant History
  6. Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles does self-demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article doesn't self demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.
  7. Boxer shorts notwithstanding