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This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, [[People Sit on Chairs|pointless]], far too [[Your Mileage May Vary|subjective]], [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like]], or [[The Same but More]].
This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, [[People Sit on Chairs|pointless]], far too [[Your Mileage May Vary|subjective]], [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like]], or [[The Same but More]].


Compare [[Lousy Alternate Titles]] for titles that will never happen.
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== Too Universal / [[People Sit on Chairs]] ==
== Too Universal / [[People Sit on Chairs]] ==
* [[Tropes That Will Never Happen (Darth Wiki)|Tropes That Will Happen]]
* Tropes That Will Happen
* Walking Through A Doorway - [[Seen It a Million Times]] and [[Truth in Television]]
** We actually have this in the form of [[Imminent Arrivals]] and YKTTW.
* Walking Through A Doorway - [[Seen It a Million Times]] and [[Truth in Television]]
* [[Breathing Oxygen]] - So much so that aversions and subversions have become [[Super Not-Drowning Skills|tropes in]] [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|their own right]].
* [[Breathing Oxygen]] - So much so that aversions and subversions have become [[Super Not-Drowning Skills|tropes in]] [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|their own right]].
* Two Objects Cannot Be In One Place (and its inversion...And no, [[Star Trek|Teleporter Accidents]] do not count,)
* Two Objects Cannot Be In One Place (and its inversion...And no, [[Star Trek|Teleporter Accidents]] do not count,)
** What about [[Tele Frag]]?
** What about [[Tele Frag]]?
** [[Reality Is Unrealistic|Subverted]] by Quantum Mechanics(by bosons).
** [[Reality Is Unrealistic|Subverted]] by Quantum Mechanics (by bosons).
* One Object Cannot Be In Two Places
* One Object Cannot Be In Two Places
** Also subverted by Quantum Mechanics.
** Also subverted by Quantum Mechanics.
*** Only in the Copenhagen interpretation, there are other interpretations where a something only is at one place a time<ref>particles that is, as most other stuff is made of multiple particles.</ref>
*** Only in the Copenhagen interpretation, there are other interpretations where a something only is at one place a time<ref>particles that is, as most other stuff is made of multiple particles.</ref>
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** [[Memento|Shouldn't]] belong here, methinks.
** [[Memento|Shouldn't]] belong here, methinks.
*** ''How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.''
*** ''How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.''
** [http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jun/in-no-time Some] [http://www.amazon.com/End-Time-Next-Revolution-Physics/dp/0195145925/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313161295&sr=8-1 scientists], [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Unreality_of_Time philosophers], and [http://hinduism.about.com/od/basics/a/time.htm religious] [http://conscious-universe.blogspot.com/2007/06/time-in-buddhism.html individuals] strongly disagree.
** [http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jun/in-no-time Some] [http://www.amazon.com/End-Time-Next-Revolution-Physics/dp/0195145925/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313161295&sr=8-1 scientists], [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Unreality_of_Time philosophers], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20131126150930/http://hinduism.about.com/od/basics/a/time.htm religious] [http://conscious-universe.blogspot.com/2007/06/time-in-buddhism.html individuals] strongly disagree.
* [[Dude Looks Like a Lady|Guy Looks Like A Dude]]
* [[Dude Looks Like a Lady|Guy Looks Like A Dude]]
** Gal Looks Like A Chick
** Gal Looks Like A Chick
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** The Bad Guy Fails High School
** The Bad Guy Fails High School
** The Bad Guy [[You Fail Physics Forever|Fails Physics Forever]]
** The Bad Guy [[You Fail Physics Forever|Fails Physics Forever]]
* [[Older Than They Look|Really As Old As They Look]]
* [[Older Than They Look|Really As Old As They Look]]
** and its sister trope, [[Younger Than They Look|Really As Young As They Look]].
** and its sister trope, [[Younger Than They Look|Really As Young As They Look]].
* Porn With Porn
* Porn With Porn
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* Pressing the Start Button
* Pressing the Start Button
** Averted by the [[Wii]], which lacks a Start button. Generally "+" is pause, and main screens use "press A+B" or "press any button".
** Averted by the [[Wii]], which lacks a Start button. Generally "+" is pause, and main screens use "press A+B" or "press any button".
** Inverted with Windows, which requires you press the "Start" button in order to shut down.<ref>Actually, there are steps in between. You click "start", and then "shut down" - you click "start" to do a lot of things.</ref>
** Inverted with Windows, which requires you press the "Start" button in order to shut down.<ref>Actually, there are steps in between. You click "start", and then "shut down" - you click "start" to do a lot of things. You can also use ALT+F4, the <code>shutdown</code> command, etc.</ref>
** The Commodore 64 has no Start key or button.
** The Commodore 64 has no Start key or button.
* Two People Who Do Not Meet And Who Are Not In Love
* Two People Who Do Not Meet And Who Are Not In Love
* The Slapwankles Tetra-Inversion Principle:
* The Slapwankles Tetra-Inversion Principle:
{{quote| '''[[Gunnerkrigg Court|Tom Siddell]]:''' It's when a character says something to another character in a story, and then later a different character says a thing that has nothing to do with that other thing.}}
{{quote|'''[[Gunnerkrigg Court|Tom Siddell]]:''' It's when a character says something to another character in a story, and then later a different character says a thing that has nothing to do with that other thing.}}
* Eating Food
* Eating Food
* Nose
* Nose
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** Averted in works set on [[Generation Ships]].
** Averted in works set on [[Generation Ships]].
* I Have A Face
* I Have A Face
** Subverted by [[The Man Without A Face|Mel Gibson]]?
** Subverted by [[The Man Without A Face|Mel Gibson]]?
** Invoked in cases of [[My Eyes Are Up Here]].
** Invoked in cases of [[My Eyes Are Up Here]].
* Women Have Boobs
* Women Have Boobs
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* My Lower Body From My Waist To My Ankles In My Pants
* My Lower Body From My Waist To My Ankles In My Pants
** [[Monty Python|I've got two legs from my hips to the ground...]]
** [[Monty Python|I've got two legs from my hips to the ground...]]
** [[The Beatles|He got feet down below his knees..]]
** [[The Beatles (band)|He got feet down below his knees..]]
** Aversions include some examples of [[Inspirationally Disadvantaged]], [[Sorry, Billy, But You Just Don't Have Legs]], and [[Bizarre Alien Locomotion]].
** Aversions include some examples of [[Inspirationally Disadvantaged]], [[Sorry, Billy, But You Just Don't Have Legs]], and [[Bizarre Alien Locomotion]].
* Person Who Is Moderately Attractive
* Person Who Is Moderately Attractive
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* The Fred
* The Fred
** [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-423 That's what you think.]
** [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-423 That's what you think.]
** Precedent: [[Jack Attack]] was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1315914034023323900&page=0 cut].
** Precedent: [[Jack Attack]] was cut.
* Gravity
* Gravity
** Inverted in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''.
** Inverted in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''.
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** Double subverted with ''[[Duke Nukem Forever]]'' and anything else [[Uncanceled]].
** Double subverted with ''[[Duke Nukem Forever]]'' and anything else [[Uncanceled]].
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Imagination Writes The Plot]]
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Imagination Writes The Plot]]
* Smarter than [[The Simpsons|Ralph Wiggum]]
* Smarter than [[The Simpsons (animation)|Ralph Wiggum]]
** Dumber than [[Albert Einstein|Einstein]]
** Dumber than [[Albert Einstein|Einstein]]
* Movement
* Movement
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* I Know The Limits of My Own Abilities
* I Know The Limits of My Own Abilities
* Bog-Standard Protagonist
* Bog-Standard Protagonist
* Plain As A Pikestaff
* Plain As A Pikestaff
* Touching an Item with Any Part Of The Character Or Machine Results of it Being Picked up in Video Games
* Touching an Item with Any Part Of The Character Or Machine Results of it Being Picked up in Video Games
** Subverted by ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]'': "YOU JUMPED ONTO A SWORD! YOU RETARD!"
** Subverted by ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]'': "YOU JUMPED ONTO A SWORD! YOU RETARD!"
** Subverted by most [[RPG|RPGs]] -- you have to push a button to pick things up.
** Subverted by most [[RPG]]s—you have to push a button to pick things up.
* If I Set This Match Alight, It May Burn
* If I Set This Match Alight, It May Burn
* [[Older Than Dirt|Older Than Fusion Power]]
* [[Older Than Dirt|Older Than Fusion Power]]
** If [[TV Tropes]] lasts another 20 years, I'll make you eat your words.
** If [[TV Tropes]] lasts another 20 years, I'll make you eat your words.
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** People Who [[Discworld|ATEN'T DEAD]]
** People Who [[Discworld|ATEN'T DEAD]]
** [[The Others (film)|WE'RE NOT DEAD!]]
** [[The Others (film)|WE'RE NOT DEAD!]]
** [[Monty Python and The Holy Grail|I feel happy! I feel happy!]]
** [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|I feel happy! I feel happy!]]
* [[Pet the Dog|Feed the Dog]]
* [[Pet the Dog|Feed the Dog]]
** [[Doctor Steel|Feed the hamster, feed the hamster, yeah!]]
** [[Doctor Steel|Feed the hamster, feed the hamster, yeah!]]
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** [[Dark Is Not Evil|Dark Is Not Light]]
** [[Dark Is Not Evil|Dark Is Not Light]]
*** See [[Captain Obvious]]
*** See [[Captain Obvious]]
* [[Tropes That Will Never Happen (Darth Wiki)|Tropes That Have Already Happened]]
* Tropes That Have Already Happened
** [[Real Life]]
** [[Real Life]]
* Works That Have An Author
* Works That Have An Author
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* [[Beware the Nice Ones|Beware The]] [[Obviously Evil]] Ones
* [[Beware the Nice Ones|Beware The]] [[Obviously Evil]] Ones
* [[Complete Monster|Incomplete Monster]]
* [[Complete Monster|Incomplete Monster]]
** When a monster feels psychologically incomplete because he derives no joy from doing the "monstery" things [[Always Chaotic Evil|associated with his race]], it's [[My Species Doth Protest Too Much]].
** When a monster feels psychologically incomplete because he derives no joy from doing the "monstery" things [[Exclusively Evil|associated with his race]], it's [[My Species Doth Protest Too Much]].
* Politicians that Lie: Cited as an example of something that might be too PSOC to trope in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1330364315032430200&page=4#76 this forum post].
* Politicians that Lie: Cited as an example of something that might be too [[People Sit on Chairs|PSOC]] to trope.
* [[All Animals Are Dogs|All Dogs Are Animals]]
* [[All Animals Are Dogs|All Dogs Are Animals]]
* [[Water Is Air|Water Is Not Air]]
* [[Water Is Air|Water Is Not Air]]
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*** Also barely, with [[British Accents|some accents, especially Geordie]]
*** Also barely, with [[British Accents|some accents, especially Geordie]]
* [[Sci-Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale|Fiction Artists Have No Sense Of Light Pollution]]
* [[Sci-Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale|Fiction Artists Have No Sense Of Light Pollution]]
** Caused by [[Reality Is Unrealistic]], [[The Coconut Effect]] (if it's night, the stars should out) or [[Rule of Cool]].
** Caused by [[Reality Is Unrealistic]], [[The Coconut Effect]] (if it's night, the stars should out) or [[Rule of Cool]].
* Tuning A Tuning Fork
* Tuning A Tuning Fork
** This is done with a tuning fork tuning fork, which has to be tuned with a tuning fork tuning fork tuning fork.
** This is done with a tuning fork tuning fork, which has to be tuned with a tuning fork tuning fork tuning fork.
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* [[Too Dumb to Live|Intelligent Enough to Live]]
* [[Too Dumb to Live|Intelligent Enough to Live]]
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Writers Write The Plot]]
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Writers Write The Plot]]
** Except in cases of [[Real Life Writes the Plot]], [[Executive Meddling]], [[Dub Induced Plot Hole]] (Translators Miswrite The Plot), [[Wag the Director]] and surely others.
** Except in cases of [[Real Life Writes the Plot]], [[Executive Meddling]], [[Dub-Induced Plot Hole]] (Translators Miswrite The Plot), [[Wag the Director]] and surely others.
** [[Second Life]] Writes The Plot
** [[Second Life]] Writes The Plot
* People Use Umbrellas When It Rains
* People Use Umbrellas When It Rains
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** Averted by sunset and by any story taking place [[Tropes in Space|IN SPACE]].
** Averted by sunset and by any story taking place [[Tropes in Space|IN SPACE]].
* Children Are Smaller Than Adults
* Children Are Smaller Than Adults
** Exaggerated as [[Teens Are Short]] and [[Pint-Sized Kid]]
** We do have [[Teens Are Short]], which is about when this wrong. But we don't yet have one about exaggerations, such as school age kids being less half the height of adults.
** Children Are Younger Than Adults
** Children Are Younger Than Adults
* The Alien is An Alien
* The Alien is An Alien
** Unless naturalized
* [[Incurable Cough of Death|The Man Who Had A Cough]] [[That Mitchell and Webb Look|And It's Just A Cough And He's Fine]]
* [[Incurable Cough of Death|The Man Who Had A Cough]] [[That Mitchell and Webb Look|And It's Just A Cough And He's Fine]]
* [[I Did What I Had to Do|I Did What I Didn't Really Have To Do, But Really Wanted To]]
* [[I Did What I Had to Do|I Did What I Didn't Really Have To Do, But Really Wanted To]]
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* Heroes Vs. Villains
* Heroes Vs. Villains
* [[Animesque]]/Anime and Manga
* [[Animesque]]/Anime and Manga
* [[The Simpsons|Liminal Advertising]]
* [[The Simpsons (animation)|Liminal Advertising]]
* [[Nearly-Normal Animal|Truly Normal Animal]]
* [[Nearly-Normal Animal|Truly Normal Animal]]
* [[Good Is Not Nice|Evil Is Not Nice]]
* [[Good Is Not Nice|Evil Is Not Nice]]
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* [[Absurdly High Stakes Game|Absurdly Low Stakes Game]]
* [[Absurdly High Stakes Game|Absurdly Low Stakes Game]]
** That might happen.
** That might happen.
{{quote| "''Alright, I see your quarter and raise you a stick of gum''."<br />
{{quote|"''Alright, I see your quarter and raise you a stick of gum''."
"''Ooh, high roller!''" }}
"''Ooh, high roller!''" }}
* [[Every Car Is a Pinto|Every Pinto Is A Car]]
* [[Every Car Is a Pinto|Every Pinto Is A Car]]
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* [[Crack is Cheaper|Crack Is More Expensive]]
* [[Crack is Cheaper|Crack Is More Expensive]]
* [[Unorthodox Reload|Orthodox Reload]]
* [[Unorthodox Reload|Orthodox Reload]]
** Orthodoxy: Reloaded
** Orthodoxy: Reloaded




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** [[Eldritch Abomination]]
** [[Eldritch Abomination]]
* Why Don't You Send Me Flowers Any More? When Did You Start Sending Me Flowers? Who Are You? What Are You Doing In My House? Get Out Before I Report You To The Police.
* Why Don't You Send Me Flowers Any More? When Did You Start Sending Me Flowers? Who Are You? What Are You Doing In My House? Get Out Before I Report You To The Police.
* [[Hilarity Ensues|Hilarity Sues]]
* Mind Chastity
* Mind Chastity
* [[Stuart Ashen|Malensky Trifle]]
* [[Stuart Ashen|Malensky Trifle]]
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** The Ocean Child Was Yoko
** The Ocean Child Was Yoko
** Hey Jude Was Julian
** Hey Jude Was Julian
** Sadie Was The Maharishi
** Sadie Was The Maharishi
** The Nowhere Man Was [[Yellow Submarine|Jeremy]]
** The Nowhere Man Was [[Yellow Submarine|Jeremy]]
*** The Nowhere Man Was [[Top Gear|Jeremy Clarkson]]
*** The Nowhere Man Was [[Top Gear|Jeremy Clarkson]]
** The Walrus Was [[Sonic Sat AM|Rotor]]
** The Walrus Was [[Sonic Sat AM|Rotor]] and the Eggman Was Dr. Robotnik
** The Walrus Was [[Myth Busters|Jamie]]
** The Walrus Was [[MythBusters|Jamie]]
* [[Dr. Seuss|Green Eggs And Ham]] [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress|Is A Harsh Mistress]]
* [[Dr. Seuss|Green Eggs And Ham]] [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress|Is A Harsh Mistress]]
* [[Big Brother Is Watching|You Are Watching Big Brother]]
* [[Big Brother Is Watching|You Are Watching Big Brother]]
** [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You]]
** [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You]]
** ''[[Big Brother]]''
** Could go one of two ways: fan of "reality" series like''[[Big Brother]]'', or who watches the watchers?
* [[So Bad It's Good|So Good It's Bad]]
* [[So Bad It's Good|So Good It's Bad]]
** [[Awesomeness Withdrawal]], where you hate something for being so awesome...and then it ends.
** [[Awesomeness Withdrawal]], where you hate something for being so awesome...and then it ends.
** This was what the Doug Walker actually said about ''[[Spirited Away]]''. His justification? "I'm jealous of it!"
** This was what the Doug Walker actually said about ''[[Spirited Away]]''. His justification? "I'm jealous of it!"
** [[Springtime for Hitler]]
* [[Show Within a Show]] [[Overly Long Gag|Within A Show Within A Show Within A...]]
* [[Show Within a Show]] [[Overly Long Gag|Within A Show Within A Show Within A...]]
** [[Memetic Mutation|Yeah,]] [[Overused Running Gag|yeah,]] [[Inception|we need to go deeper, etc, etc.]]
** [[Memetic Mutation|Yeah,]] [[Overused Running Gag|yeah,]] [[Inception|we need to go deeper, etc, etc.]]
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*** <s>Don't Mind If I Do!</s> Wait, Russel's Grope Paradox ?
*** <s>Don't Mind If I Do!</s> Wait, Russel's Grope Paradox ?
** [[The Tropeless Tale]]
** [[The Tropeless Tale]]
* [[You Know That Thing Where|The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.]]
* [[You Know That Thing Where|The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.]]
** [[Hey, It's That Guy!]] or [[You Know That Show]]? [[The Colbert Report|Pick a side, we're at war]].
** [[Hey, It's That Guy!]]?
** [[Discworld|Did it have a red cover and it turned out they were twins]]?
** [[Discworld|Did it have a red cover and it turned out they were twins]]?
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Girl on Girl is Shot]]
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Girl on Girl is Shot]]
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** [[The Problem with Pen Island|Girl on Girl I Shot]]?
** [[The Problem with Pen Island|Girl on Girl I Shot]]?
** Sounds like [[Death by Sex]] {{smallcaps|with lesbians!}}
** Sounds like [[Death by Sex]] {{smallcaps|with lesbians!}}
* Dying Without Any Special Add Ons Bonuses Or Other Unique Or Cliched Stuff
* Dying Without Any Special Add Ons Bonuses Or Other Unique Or Cliched Stuff
** Wouldn't that be a form of [[Reality Ensues]]?
** Wouldn't that be a form of [[Reality Ensues]]?
*** No, it's a subtrope of Sometimes You Don't Win A Game.
*** No, it's a subtrope of Sometimes You Don't Win A Game.
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* [[Everything's Better with Indexes|Everything's Better With Buttered Shark Fins]]
* [[Everything's Better with Indexes|Everything's Better With Buttered Shark Fins]]
** [[This Is Spinal Tap|Shark sandwiches]] are!
** [[This Is Spinal Tap|Shark sandwiches]] are!
* Tulip Immunity
* Tulip Immunity
* No Manga Author Is In Any Way A Raging Pervert
* No Manga Author Is In Any Way A Raging Pervert
* All Novelists Are Sane
* All Novelists Are Sane
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** Someone has never seen [[Braindead]].
** Someone has never seen [[Braindead]].
** Immortal Baby Comedy
** Immortal Baby Comedy
*** Or the ''[[Dawn of the Dead 2004]]'' remake.
*** Or the ''[[Dawn of the Dead (2004 film)|Dawn of the Dead]]'' remake.
** Immoral Baby Comedy
** Immoral Baby Comedy
** Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy
** Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy
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** I was going to do this one but I just didn't care enough.
** I was going to do this one but I just didn't care enough.
** Modern politics rapidly approaching this trope; collision imminent.
** Modern politics rapidly approaching this trope; collision imminent.
* [[Zero-Percent Approval Rating|86.5% Approval Rating]]
* [[0% Approval Rating|86.5% Approval Rating]]
** OVERNINETHOUSAND Percent Approval Rating
** OVERNINETHOUSAND Percent Approval Rating
** 0% Percent Approval of Raping
** 0% Percent Approval of Raping
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* [[Straw Feminist|Straw Nazist]]
* [[Straw Feminist|Straw Nazist]]
* [[Kill It with Fire|Kill Your Strawman With Fire]]
* [[Kill It with Fire|Kill Your Strawman With Fire]]
* Is It Just Me Or Does This Smell Of Cheese?
* Is It Just Me Or Does This Smell Of Cheese?
* [[Squirrels in My Pants|Prologue In My Pants]]
* [[Squirrels in My Pants|Prologue In My Pants]]
* [[Squirrels in My Pants|Shiny Inventive Term That Plays With Words In Your Pants]]
* [[Squirrels in My Pants|Shiny Inventive Term That Plays With Words In Your Pants]]
** Epilouge In My Pants, Monolouge In My Pants, Soliliquy In My Pants, Rap In My Pants, Sibilance In My Pants, Alligator In My Pants...
** Epilouge In My Pants, Monolouge In My Pants, Soliliquy In My Pants, Rap In My Pants, Sibilance In My Pants, Alligator In My Pants...
* Retreating Wall Of Shyness
* Retreating Wall Of Shyness
** What about this [http://xkcd.com/175/ xkcd]?
** What about this [http://xkcd.com/175/ xkcd]?
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** [[Changeling: The Lost|The True Fae.]]
** [[Changeling: The Lost|The True Fae.]]
** [[My Immortal|We already have this]].
** [[My Immortal|We already have this]].
** How is Cthulsue not entirely possible?
** How is Cthulsue not entirely possible?
*** [[Crack Pairing]]
*** [[Crack Pairing]]
* [[Chainsaw Good|Chainsaw]] Neutral, Chainsaw Evil
* [[Chainsaw Good|Chainsaw]] Neutral, Chainsaw Evil
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* [[Our Monsters Are Different|Our Water Is Different]]
* [[Our Monsters Are Different|Our Water Is Different]]
** Played straight in [[Myst|Riven]].
** Played straight in [[Myst|Riven]].
** [[Doctor Who]] episode [[Doctor Who/NS/Recap/S4 E16 The Waters of Mars|The Waters of Mars]]
** [[Doctor Who]] episode [[Doctor Who/Recap/S30/E16 The Waters of Mars|The Waters of Mars]]
** [[Eleventh Hour]] had Mineral water that was Heavy Water - looked the same, non-radioactive, would cause damage similar to radiation poisoning if drank (D<small>2</small>O is not compatible with human anatomy.) In reality, heavy water isn't especially toxic to humans compared to other substances, but you probably still wouldn't want to chug a glass of it.
** [[Eleventh Hour]] had Mineral water that was Heavy Water - looked the same, non-radioactive, would cause damage similar to radiation poisoning if drank (D<small>2</small>O is not compatible with human anatomy.) In reality, heavy water isn't especially toxic to humans compared to other substances, but you probably still wouldn't want to chug a glass of it.
*** now that's some [[Proton Jon|Death]] [[Murder Water|Water]]
*** now that's some [[Proton Jon|Death]] [[Murder Water|Water]]
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** Someone's obviously never been to a voraphilia website.
** Someone's obviously never been to a voraphilia website.
*** You mean it '''doesn't''' work like that?
*** You mean it '''doesn't''' work like that?
* [[You Fail Indexes Forever|You]] [[You Have Failed Me|Fail]] The [[Evil Overlord]] Forever
* [[You Fail Indexes Forever|You]] [[You Have Failed Me...|Fail]] The [[Evil Overlord]] Forever
** [[The Blofeld Ploy]]? [[Killed Off for Real]]?
** [[The Blofeld Ploy]]? [[Killed Off for Real]]?
* Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal
* Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal
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* [[You Fail Biology Forever|You Fail Biology For A Short Period Of Time]]
* [[You Fail Biology Forever|You Fail Biology For A Short Period Of Time]]
** Given how quickly biological [[Science Marches On]], surely someone who [[Did Not Do the Research]] got lucky and was later proven right.
** Given how quickly biological [[Science Marches On]], surely someone who [[Did Not Do the Research]] got lucky and was later proven right.
* [[Beavis and Butthead|I Have The Power Supreme]]
* [[Beavis and Butt-Head|I Have The Power Supreme]]
* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Names To]] [[Blaz Blue|Icecar]] [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Away From Really Fast]]
* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Names To]] [[BlazBlue|Icecar]] [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Away From Really Fast]]
* [[You Fail Biology Forever|You Pass Biology But Your Grades Are Not Good Enough For Your Parents To Get You A Car Like They Promised]]
* [[You Fail Biology Forever|You Pass Biology But Your Grades Are Not Good Enough For Your Parents To Get You A Car Like They Promised]]
* List Of Writers Who Are Neither [[Most Writers Are Male|Male]], [[Most Writers Are Adults|Adults]], [[Most Writers Are Human|Human]] Nor [[Most Writers Are Writers|Writers]]
* List Of Writers Who Are Neither [[Most Writers Are Male|Male]], [[Most Writers Are Adults|Adults]], [[Most Writers Are Human|Human]] Nor [[Most Writers Are Writers|Writers]]
** ''[[My Immortal]]''
** ''[[My Immortal]]''
** List Of Writers Who Are [[Eldritch Abomination|Eldritch Abominations]]
** List Of Writers Who Are [[Eldritch Abomination]]s
*** '''''[[My Immortal]]'''''
*** '''''[[My Immortal]]'''''
* Low Calorie Diet [[Sugar Wiki]]
* Low Calorie Diet [[Sugar Wiki]]
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** This actually happens in the Meg Ryan movie ''Addicted to Love'', where two people stalking their exes (who are seeing each other) fall in love.
** This actually happens in the Meg Ryan movie ''Addicted to Love'', where two people stalking their exes (who are seeing each other) fall in love.
* [[Villainous Breakdown|Villainous Breakdance]]
* [[Villainous Breakdown|Villainous Breakdance]]
* [[Candle Jack|Candle Jackoff]]
* [[Candle Jack]]off
** Except you'll never get to fini
** Except you'll never get to fini
*** [[You No Take Candle]] Jackoff!
*** [[You No Take Candle]] Jackoff!
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* Fanwork that Caused Bankruptcy
* Fanwork that Caused Bankruptcy
* [[Flying Dutchman|You Fail]] [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|the Feven Feas]] [[Flying Dutchman|Forever]]
* [[Flying Dutchman|You Fail]] [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|the Feven Feas]] [[Flying Dutchman|Forever]]
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[Physical God|Physical Godhood]], Anyway?
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[Physical God]]hood, Anyway?
** [[I Just Want to Be Normal]]
** [[I Just Want to Be Normal]]
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[Disability Superpower|Lameness]], Anyway?
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[Disability Superpower|Lameness]], Anyway?
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* [[Double Standard Rape (Male on Male)|Rape Is Funny When Its Hermaphrodite On Male]]
* [[Double Standard Rape (Male on Male)|Rape Is Funny When Its Hermaphrodite On Male]]
* Jumped At [[The Call]] But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious
* Jumped At [[The Call]] But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious
** [[When Harry Met Sally|Got The Call And Desperately Wanted To Pick Up But Was Trapped Under Something Heavy]]
** [[When Harry Met Sally...|Got The Call And Desperately Wanted To Pick Up But Was Trapped Under Something Heavy]]
* Five-Point Landing
* Five-Point Landing
** Nul Point Landing
** Nul Point Landing
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in Assless Chaps]]
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in Assless Chaps]]
* [[Everything's Better with Indexes|Everything's Better With Sparks]]
* [[Everything's Better with Indexes|Everything's Better With Sparks]]
** ''[[Girl Genius]]'' would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.
** ''[[Girl Genius]]'' would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.
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* [[Malevolent Architecture|Femalevolent Architecture]]
* [[Malevolent Architecture|Femalevolent Architecture]]
** If the architects were [[Straw Feminists]], many buildings would be like that.
** If the architects were [[Straw Feminists]], many buildings would be like that.
** It's filled with [[Death Trap|Death Traps]] that only the present of men (or women?) sets off.
** It's filled with [[Death Trap]]s that only the present of men (or women?) sets off.
* [[What a Senseless Waste of Human Life|What A Sensible Waste Of Human Life]]
* [[What a Senseless Waste of Human Life|What A Sensible Waste Of Human Life]]
* List Of Shows That Demonstrate Successful Ways Of Violating The First Law of Thermodynamics
* List Of Shows That Demonstrate Successful Ways Of Violating The First Law of Thermodynamics
* [[Idea Bulb|Insecurity Tuning Fork]] - A tuning fork which appears over character's hand when the character feels insecure.
* [[Idea Bulb|Insecurity Tuning Fork]] - A tuning fork which appears over character's hand when the character feels insecure.
** That sounds like a really good (and easily grasped) visual metaphor, like [[Idea Bulb]].
** That sounds like a really good (and easily grasped) visual metaphor, like [[Idea Bulb]].
* [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|Screw The Rules]], [[Winnie the Pooh|I Have Honey]]
* [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|Screw The Rules]], [[Winnie the Pooh|I Have Honey]]
** [[Save the Girl Screw The World]] (assuming that saving the world is some sort of duty)
** [[Save the Girl Screw The World]] (assuming that saving the world is some sort of duty)
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* Good Is Not Good
* Good Is Not Good
* Boring Invisible Hero
* Boring Invisible Hero
* Action [[Transsexual]]
* Action [[Transsexualism]]
** [http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z Here if you want to]
** [http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z Here if you want to]
* Token [[Transsexual]]
* Token [[Transsexualism]]
** [http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z same story as the previous one]
** [http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z same story as the previous one]
* Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever
* Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever
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* A Man Has A Y Chromosome
* A Man Has A Y Chromosome
** Except when he doesn't. (See [[wikipedia:XX male syndrome|XX Male Syndrome]])
** Except when he doesn't. (See [[wikipedia:XX male syndrome|XX Male Syndrome]])
* [[Troper|Tropers]] That Will Never Happen
* [[Troper]]s That Will Never Happen
* [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Exactly What It Says In The Fine Print On The Packing Slip]]
* [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Exactly What It Says In The Fine Print On The Packing Slip]]
* [[Brought Down to Normal|Brought Down To Physical God]]
* [[Brought Down to Normal|Brought Down To Physical God]]
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* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Monkeys With Typewriters Write The Plot]]
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Monkeys With Typewriters Write The Plot]]
* [[Bring My Brown Pants|Take Away My Brown Pants]]
* [[Bring My Brown Pants|Take Away My Brown Pants]]
* Call A Rabbit A [[The Smurfs|Smurf]]
* [[Call a Rabbit a Smeerp|Call a Rabbit a]] [[The Smurfs|Smurf]]
* [[Fanfic|Fan Nonfic]]
* [[Fanfic|Fan Nonfic]]
* [[Headphones Equal Isolation|Headphones Equal Physic Powers]] [[Big Eater|and Abnormal Eating Habits]].
* [[Headphones Equal Isolation|Headphones Equal Physic Powers]] [[Big Eater|and Abnormal Eating Habits]].
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** To the Bat Interjection!
** To the Bat Interjection!
** To The Bat Gerund!
** To The Bat Gerund!
* [[Curves in All the Right Places|Curves In All The Wrong Places]]
* [[Curves in All the Right Places|Curves in All the Wrong Places]]
* [[In the Future We Still Have Roombas|In the Future We Still Have]] Rhubarb



== Too Specific ==
== Too Specific ==
* You Fail Disco Forever
* You Fail Disco Forever
** Disco Fails Forever<ref>[[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch|No it doesn't.]]</ref>
** Disco Fails Forever<ref>[[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch|No it doesn't.]]</ref>
** Disco [[You Have Failed Me|Has Failed]] [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|You]] (Forever)
** Disco [[You Have Failed Me...|Has Failed]] [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|You]] (Forever)
* [[The Reveal|The Cheating Bastard is a Computer]]
* [[The Reveal|The Cheating Bastard is a Computer]]
** [[Robotic Reveal]]
** [[Robotic Reveal]]
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* The Password Is Always "W./#K|&c~`3"
* The Password Is Always "W./#K|&c~`3"
** [[Strange Minds Think Alike|Dammit, now I have to change my password again.]]
** [[Strange Minds Think Alike|Dammit, now I have to change my password again.]]
** Only One Person Knows The Password And He Didn't Write It Down Anywhere.
** Only One Person Knows The Password And He Didn't Write It Down Anywhere.
*** ...Hey, this might actually work.
*** ...Hey, this might actually work.
**** [[No Plans, No Prototype, No Backup]]?
**** [[No Plans, No Prototype, No Backup]]?
**** [[The Key Is Behind the Lock]]?
**** [[The Key Is Behind the Lock]]?
** The Password Is Changed Weekly
** The Password Is Changed Weekly
*** ''[[War Games]]'' had this for the school computer system.
*** ''[[WarGames]]'' had this for the school computer system.
*** Two words: ''[[Harry Potter]]''. Frequently more often.
*** Two words: ''[[Harry Potter]]''. Frequently more often.
*** Used in adventure games to justify the protagonist finding a note with a password on it.
*** Used in adventure games to justify the protagonist finding a note with a password on it.
** The Password Is Always [[Animal Crossing|Coelacanth]]
** The Password Is Always [[Animal Crossing|Coelacanth]]
* Ferris Bueller's Two Week Sick Leave
* Ferris Bueller's Two Week Sick Leave
* Watching Paint Dry
* Watching Paint Dry
** Classic, tropable catch phrase.
** Classic, tropable catch phrase.
*** Watching Grass Grow
*** Watching Grass Grow
**** Watching Paint Grow
**** Watching Paint Grow
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****** Wouldn't be as funny there. :P
****** Wouldn't be as funny there. :P
* Jumped On The Caller
* Jumped On The Caller
* The Character That Is Never Mentioned, Hinted At, Or Relevant To The Plot In Any Way, Shape, Or Form
* The Character That Is Never Mentioned, Hinted At, Or Relevant To The Plot In Any Way, Shape, Or Form
** Sir Not Appearing on the Trope Page?
** Sir Not Appearing on the Trope Page?
*** You Know, That Non-Entity Where...
*** You Know, That Non-Entity Where...
* You Can Argue With Elves And Prove Your Point.
* You Can Argue With Elves And Prove Your Point.
** [[Screw You, Elves]]!
** [[Screw You, Elves]]!
** Fuck Your Elves!
** Fuck Your Elves!
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** Trying To Argue With Elves While Watching Them Bathe
** Trying To Argue With Elves While Watching Them Bathe
*** that's the trope ''Elminster in Myth Drannor'' is built upon...
*** that's the trope ''Elminster in Myth Drannor'' is built upon...
* Sliding Scale Of Sepia - an index of tropes dedicated to the tint of the film the director chooses to shoot on.
* Sliding Scale Of Sepia - an index of tropes dedicated to the tint of the film the director chooses to shoot on.
** This might not be a bad idea, especially as a way of quantifying [[Real Is Brown]].
** This might not be a bad idea, especially as a way of quantifying [[Real Is Brown]].
* Cassandra Was Wrong And The Truth Isn't Out There
* Cassandra Was Wrong And The Truth Isn't Out There
* The Political Leader That Everyone Likes, Always Does Right, And Isn't Secretly [[Satan]], [[God]] And/Or [[The Antichrist]]
* The Political Leader That Everyone Likes, Always Does Right, And Isn't Secretly [[Satan]], [[God]] And/Or [[The Antichrist]]
** [[Real Life]] doesn't even have any of these.
** [[Real Life]] doesn't even have any of these.
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* Shaving The Shaggy Dog
* Shaving The Shaggy Dog
** Isn't that [[Earn Your Happy Ending]]?
** Isn't that [[Earn Your Happy Ending]]?
** Or [[Rescued From the Scrappy Heap]]?
** Or [[Rescued from the Scrappy Heap]]?
* Sliding Scale Of A Snake's Underside
* Sliding Scale Of A Snake's Underside
** Sliding Scale Of A Moving Piano Playing Scales
** Sliding Scale Of A Moving Piano Playing Scales
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** You Can Argue With Elves And Be One Hundred Percent Correct
** You Can Argue With Elves And Be One Hundred Percent Correct
* All Writers Are Undead Talking Animals Masquerading As Humans
* All Writers Are Undead Talking Animals Masquerading As Humans
** [[Epileptic Trees|This could be true, considering the things they come up with.]]
** [[Epileptic Trees|This could be true, considering the things they come up with.]]
** All Tropers Are Undead Talking Animals Masquerading As Humans
** All Tropers Are Undead Talking Animals Masquerading As Humans
*** [[Broken Masquerade|Well, it's not a masquerade]] [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|if you go around telling people.]]
*** [[Broken Masquerade|Well, it's not a masquerade]] [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|if you go around telling people.]]
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** [[Lethal Chef|You Fail Cooking Forever?]]
** [[Lethal Chef|You Fail Cooking Forever?]]
* A Slight Itch In Your Left Ear
* A Slight Itch In Your Left Ear
** Someone is gossiping about you?
* Kick The Dog Then Feel Bad About It Later And Give The Dog Some Bacon To Make Up For It, Provided The Dog Isn't Still Pissed Off, In Which Case You'll Probably Have To Wait Until He Comes Out From Under The Bed
* Kick The Dog Then Feel Bad About It Later And Give The Dog Some Bacon To Make Up For It, Provided The Dog Isn't Still Pissed Off, In Which Case You'll Probably Have To Wait Until He Comes Out From Under The Bed
** Subtrope: And When He Does Give Him Facon For Being Such A Drama Queen
** Subtrope: And When He Does Give Him Facon For Being Such A Drama Queen
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** [[Shrug of God]], people.
** [[Shrug of God]], people.
** Big Mu
** Big Mu
*** Big Mumu [[The Simpsons|- "Marge, have you seen my fat-guy dress?"]]
*** Big Mumu [[The Simpsons (animation)|- "Marge, have you seen my fat-guy dress?"]]
*** Big [[Everything's Better with Cows|Moo]]
*** Big [[Everything's Better with Cows|Moo]]
* Gushing About [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Mr Krabs's]] [[Character Alignment]]
* Gushing About [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Mr Krabs's]] [[Character Alignment]]
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** [[Hopeless Auditionees|Hopeless Auditionee]] [[Hope Spot|Spot]]: "You know, I think one might be bearable... No, he's rubbish." Alternatively, "[Contestant], I think you have real talent. In scaring away animals and terrifying small children. That was ''hideous''."
** [[Hopeless Auditionees|Hopeless Auditionee]] [[Hope Spot|Spot]]: "You know, I think one might be bearable... No, he's rubbish." Alternatively, "[Contestant], I think you have real talent. In scaring away animals and terrifying small children. That was ''hideous''."
* What Do You Mean Its Political For The Other Side (There actually ''is'' a statue in Kansas that fits this trope: Initially protesting the occupation of the Panama Canal, its current owner says the sculptor saw into the future and protested ''giving away'' the Panama Canal.)
* What Do You Mean Its Political For The Other Side (There actually ''is'' a statue in Kansas that fits this trope: Initially protesting the occupation of the Panama Canal, its current owner says the sculptor saw into the future and protested ''giving away'' the Panama Canal.)
* [[Go Mad From the Revelation|Go]] [[Just Here for Godzilla|Straight To]] "[[The Bible|Revelation]]"
* [[Go Mad from the Revelation|Go]] [[Just Here for Godzilla|Straight To]] "[[The Bible|Revelation]]"
** [[Monopoly|Do not collect $200.]]
** [[Monopoly|Do not collect $200.]]
* [[Just Here for Godzilla|Just Here For]] The Cute Female Protagonist
* [[Just Here for Godzilla|Just Here For]] The Cute Female Protagonist
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* Everything's Better With The Golomyunka Fish That Lives In Lake Baikal And Is Preyed Upon By The Baikal Seal
* Everything's Better With The Golomyunka Fish That Lives In Lake Baikal And Is Preyed Upon By The Baikal Seal
* [[Most Writers Are Human|Most Writers Are]] Vampires
* [[Most Writers Are Human|Most Writers Are]] Vampires
** Most Writers Are [[Emotion Eater|Emotion Eaters]] ([[Muse Abuse]]?)
** Most Writers Are [[Emotion Eater]]s ([[Muse Abuse]]?)
* [[Awesome Personnel Carrier|METAL BAWKSES]] [[Take Cover|in which our enemies hide]], [[Dirty Coward|the cowards, the FOOLS]]!
* [[Awesome Personnel Carrier|METAL BAWKSES]] [[Take Cover|in which our enemies hide]], [[Dirty Coward|the cowards, the FOOLS]]!
** [[wikipedia:Sindy|SINDY!!!]]
** [[wikipedia:Sindy|SINDY!!!]]
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** ''[[Dragon Age]]''
** ''[[Dragon Age]]''
* Everything's Better With Mutant Elves With Glasses Who Ride Piggyback On Anthropomorphic Goats Who Shoot Lasers From Their Eyes
* Everything's Better With Mutant Elves With Glasses Who Ride Piggyback On Anthropomorphic Goats Who Shoot Lasers From Their Eyes
** To which even ''[http://www.c64gg.com/GameInfo/MetaLlamas.html Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time]'' is a step down.
** To which even ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20100817092042/http://www.c64gg.com/GameInfo/MetaLlamas.html Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time]'' is a step down.
** [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|With Great Power Comes A Great Likelihood Of Getting Half Your Face Blackened]]
** [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|With Great Power Comes A Great Likelihood Of Getting Half Your Face Blackened]]
** With Great Power Comes Great Likelihood Of [[Myth Busters|Losing An Eyebrow]]
** With Great Power Comes Great Likelihood Of [[MythBusters|Losing An Eyebrow]]
* [[Criminal Minds|Hey It's That Girl Who May Or May Not Be Hotchner's Wife.]]
* [[Criminal Minds|Hey It's That Girl Who May Or May Not Be Hotchner's Wife.]]
* [[Doctor Who|Dropped a TARDIS on him]]
* [[Doctor Who|Dropped a TARDIS on him]]
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*** Something Something [[Futurama|David X. Cohen]]
*** Something Something [[Futurama|David X. Cohen]]
* Fridge Fridge
* Fridge Fridge
** When you're watching a show, and the entire episode focuses on this bizarre alien machine. The protagonists have no idea what it is, yet they manage to harness its powers to win before finally deciding that the world is not ready for it, leaving it behind. Then, after the episode is over, it hits you -- it was a ''fridge!''
** When you're watching a show, and the entire episode focuses on this bizarre alien machine. The protagonists have no idea what it is, yet they manage to harness its powers to win before finally deciding that the world is not ready for it, leaving it behind. Then, after the episode is over, it hits you—it was a ''fridge!''
* Rape As Satire
* Rape As Satire
* True Art Involves Cutting Up Sharks
* True Art Involves Cutting Up Sharks
* [[The Good Guys Always Win|The Good Guys Always Get Captured, Raped, Stabbed, Thrown in a River, Trampled by Wildebeests, and Eaten Alive by 26 3/4 Rabid Chipmunks.]]
* [[The Good Guys Always Win|The Good Guys Always Get Captured, Raped, Stabbed, Thrown in a River, Trampled by Wildebeests, and Eaten Alive by 26 3/4 Rabid Chipmunks.]]
* Dropped [[Raquel Welch]] On Him ([[Monty Python's Flying Circus|"She's got a big bottom!"]])
* Dropped [[Raquel Welch]] On Him ([[Monty Python's Flying Circus|"She's got a big bottom!"]])
* [[Distressed Damsel|Eustressed Damsel]]
* [[Damsel in Distress|Damsel in Eustress]]
* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes]]
* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes]]
** [[Troper Tales]]
** Which is why they closed [[Troper Tales]].
*** Too bad it's it's closed.
*** [http://tropertales.wikkii.com/wiki/Main_Page Moved, actually.]
* [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Zecora Was Right]]
* [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Zecora Was Right]]
* [[Ungrateful Bastard|Grateful Bastard]]
* [[Ungrateful Bastard|Grateful Bastard]]
* Jerk Butt
* [[Jerkass|Jerk]] [[Badbutt|Butt]]
* Failed A Girdle Check (which does happen in the ''[[Pan Am]]'' pilot)
* Failed A Girdle Check (which does happen in the ''[[Pan Am]]'' pilot)



== Complaining About Shows You Don't Like ==
== Complaining About Shows You Don't Like ==
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* Complaining About Shows That Like You
* Complaining About Shows That Like You
** [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|In Soviet Russia, Shows Like You!]]
** [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|In Soviet Russia, Shows Like You!]]
** [[Big Brother]] is [[Big Brother Is Watching|watching you.]]
** [[Big Brother]] is [[Big Brother Is Watching|watching you]].
* The Trolls Were Right - This is when the trolls are absolutely correct in saying that a popular television show is actually absolute trash.
* The Trolls Were Right - This is when the trolls are absolutely correct in saying that a popular television show is actually absolute trash.
** ''Twilight''?
** ''Twilight''?
*** And here I was thinking the ones who ''liked'' Twilight were the trolls.
*** And here I was thinking the ones who ''liked'' Twilight were the trolls.
** '''''My Immortal'''''
** '''''My Immortal'''''
* The Bomb Is Rigged To Explode If Anyone Cuts A Wire Rather Than Actually Properly Defusing It
* The Bomb Is Rigged To Explode If Anyone Cuts A Wire Rather Than Actually Properly Defusing It
** [[Dangerously Genre Savvy]]
** [[Dangerously Genre Savvy]]
** [[Truth in Television]]: "sloppily placed" mines with extra [[Booby Trap|Booby Traps]] are an old way to target guys whose job is to remove them. Or [[Sea Mine|sea mines]] complemented with anti-trawl devices.
** [[Truth in Television]]: "sloppily placed" mines with extra [[Booby Trap]]s are an old way to target guys whose job is to remove them. Or [[Sea Mine|sea mines]] complemented with anti-trawl devices.
* The Laws Of Thermodynamics Do Work That Way!
* The Laws Of Thermodynamics Do Work That Way!
** [[Shown Their Work]]
** [[Shown Their Work]]
* Complaining About Shows You've Never Heard Of
* Complaining About Shows You've Never Heard Of
* Complaining About Shows You Haven’t Heard Of
** I hate ...that thing. I bugs me that it exists, whatever it is.
* Complaining About Remakes You Don't Watch (Of Shows That You Do)
* Complaining About Remakes You Don't Watch (Of Shows That You Do)
* Complaining about facebook pages you don't [[Incredibly Lame Pun|like]]
* Complaining about facebook pages you don't [[Incredibly Lame Pun|like]]
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* Shows in Which Everyone is a [[Mary Sue]]
* Shows in Which Everyone is a [[Mary Sue]]
** [[Thirty-Sue Pileup]]?
** [[Thirty-Sue Pileup]]?
** Accusing Characters You Don't Like of Being [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]]
** Accusing Characters You Don't Like of Being [[Mary Sue]]s
*** Already done. This is called the Internet.
*** Already done. This is called the Internet.
* Complaining About Shows That Don't Exist
* Complaining About Shows That Don't Exist
** Man, I hate ''My Stepdad Is a Flenser''.
** Man, I hate ''My Stepdad Is a Flenser''.
** Wow! You too!
*** Wow! You too!
** Thank god it wasn't renewed for a first season.
*** Thank god it wasn't renewed for a first season.
** ''Red Dwarf US''
** ''Red Dwarf US''
*** [[Discontinuity]]
*** [[Discontinuity]]
** [[Fanwork Ban]]
* It Sucks So It Sucks
* It Sucks So It Sucks
** It Sucks So It Blows
** It Sucks So It Blows
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** [[Off-Model]]
** [[Off-Model]]
* Caustic Critic of [[Caustic Critic]].
* Caustic Critic of [[Caustic Critic]].
* Complaining About Trope Names You Don't Like (Though we seem to have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=renames forum section] for just that...)
* Complaining About Trope Names You Don't Like (Though we seem to have a forum section for just that...)
** Those [[SPOON]], [[FoRK]] and [[KNIFE]] thingies.
** Those [[SPOON]], [[FoRK]] and [[KNIFE]] thingies.
* ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Great
* ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Great
** ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Bad
** ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Bad
*** ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Is The Greatest Show Ever, ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Is The Worst Show Ever
*** ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Is The Greatest Show Ever, ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Is The Worst Show Ever
** Episode 24 Really Isn't That Gay
** Episode 24 Really Isn't That Gay
*** [[Ho Yay|Yes it is]].
*** [[Ho Yay|Yes it is]].
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** [[Unpleasable Fanbase]]
** [[Unpleasable Fanbase]]
* Complaining About Liking Shows
* Complaining About Liking Shows
** [[Fan Hater]]
* Complaining About Showing Your Likes
* Complaining About Showing Your Likes
* Liking Complaints About Shows
* Liking Complaints About Shows
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* Fapping To Shows You Made Just So You Could Fap To Them
* Fapping To Shows You Made Just So You Could Fap To Them
* So Average It's Good
* So Average It's Good
** [[Slice of Life]] are often this trope.
** [[Slice of Life]] are often this trope.
* It Actually Does Suck
* It Actually Does Suck
* [[And the Fandom Rejoiced|And The Fandom Wept]] (AKA Cue Werehog)
* [[And the Fandom Rejoiced|And The Fandom Wept]] (AKA Cue Werehog)
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* Executive Dumb
* Executive Dumb
* Complaining About Shows You’re Completely Indifferent To
* Complaining About Shows You’re Completely Indifferent To
* Complaining About Shows You Haven’t Heard Of
** I hate ...that thing. I bugs me that it exists, whatever it is.
* Gushing About Shows You Don't Like
* Gushing About Shows You Don't Like
** Isn't that a reverse troll?
** Isn't that a reverse troll?
* Complaining About Complaints You Don't Like
* Complaining About Complaints You Don't Like
** [[Complaining About Complaining]]
* Complaining About Shows You Maintain
* Complaining About Shows You Maintain
** [[Our Product Sucks]] applied to television programs? Also, [[Who Would Want to Watch Us?]] in a meta sort of way.
** [[Our Product Sucks]] applied to television programs? Also, [[Who Would Want to Watch Us?]] in a meta sort of way.
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** [[Tainted By The Fanbase]], but that's gone now.
** [[Tainted By The Fanbase]], but that's gone now.
* Copyright Cruelty
* Copyright Cruelty
** [[Screwed by the Lawyers]] and [[Fanwork Ban]]
* Idiot Illustrator
* Idiot Illustrator
* Subbing Versus Dialogue Voiceover
* Subbing Versus Dialogue Voiceover
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* They Banned It Now They Suck
* They Banned It Now They Suck
* Complaining About Shows Nobody Watches<ref>''Also known as:'' [[Needs More Love|Needs More Hate]]</ref>
* Complaining About Shows Nobody Watches<ref>''Also known as:'' [[Needs More Love|Needs More Hate]]</ref>
** [[So Bad Its Horrible]], if people ever stop sticking things on there just because ''they'' don't like them.
** [[So Bad It's Horrible]], if people ever stop sticking things on there just because ''they'' don't like them.
* Complaining About Showers You Don't Like
* Complaining About Showers You Don't Like
* Complaing About Likes You Don't Show
* Complaing About Likes You Don't Show
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* Needs More Hate
* Needs More Hate
** And, Needs Less Love
** And, Needs Less Love



== Too Subjective ==
== Too Subjective ==
* It Actually Makes Perfect Sense
* It Actually Makes Perfect Sense
** [[Fridge Brilliance]]
** [[Fridge Brilliance]]
* TV Tropes Will Not Affect Your Life In Any Way Whatsoever
* TV Tropes Will Not Affect Your Life In Any Way Whatsoever
** [[Crowning Moment of Indifference]]?
** [[Crowning Moment of Indifference]]?
* Tropes We Have But Should Not
* Tropes We Have But Should Not
** Tropers We Have But Should Not
** Tropers We Have But Should Not
* Tropes We Really Should Not Have But Do
* Tropes We Really Should Not Have But Do
** Tropers We Really Should Not Have But Do
** Tropers We Really Should Not Have But Do
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* Originality Storm
* Originality Storm
** [[Widget Series]] for the good ones, [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?]] for the bad ones or when they get ''too'' original.
** [[Widget Series]] for the good ones, [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?]] for the bad ones or when they get ''too'' original.
* This Is An Interesting Fact Which You Will Probably Believe
* This Is An Interesting Fact Which You Will Probably Believe
* Crapulous - Fabulous Crap.
* Crapulous - Fabulous Crap.
** [[So Bad It's Good]]
** [[So Bad It's Good]]
* [[Ruined FOREVER|Perfected FOREVER]]
* [[Ruined FOREVER|Perfected FOREVER]]
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** [[Rule 34|34!!!]]
** [[Rule 34|34!!!]]
** [[The Phantom Tollbooth|Seventeen!]]
** [[The Phantom Tollbooth|Seventeen!]]
** [[The Simpsons|TWENTY-SEVEN!]]
** [[The Simpsons (animation)|TWENTY-SEVEN!]]
** [[Fifty Two|52! 52!]]
** [[52|52! 52!]]
* [[Tropes Are Tools|Tropers Are Tools]]
* [[Tropes Are Tools|Tropers Are Tools]]
** [[Fan Hater|Fan Haters]]
** [[Fan Hater]]s
* ''Evangelion'' Really Isn't That Great
* ''Evangelion'' Really Isn't That Great
** [[Rule of Three]]
** [[Rule of Three]]
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* They Were Going Change it, [[Overly Long Gag|but then it was close to quitting time so they went home instead]]
* They Were Going Change it, [[Overly Long Gag|but then it was close to quitting time so they went home instead]]
* Tropers Are Not Good
* Tropers Are Not Good
** All Tropers Are [[Ax Crazy]]
** All Tropers Are [[Ax Crazy]]
*** All Tropers Are [[Yandere]]
*** All Tropers Are [[Yandere]]
** All Tropers Are [[Eldritch Abomination|Eldritch Abominations]]
** All Tropers Are [[Eldritch Abomination]]s
*** [[He Knows Too Much|You know too much]]. I'm afraid we're going to have to kill you.
*** [[He Knows Too Much|You know too much]]. I'm afraid we're going to have to kill you.
* Most Tropers Are Copyleftists
* Most Tropers Are Copyleftists
* [[YKTTW]] [[AI Is a Crapshoot|Is A Crapshoot]]
* [[YKTTW]] [[A.I. Is a Crapshoot|Is A Crapshoot]]
* Mohn's Scale Of [[Ear Worm]] Catchiness
* Mohn's Scale Of [[Ear Worm]] Catchiness
* Most Tropers Hate [[Moral Guardians]]
* Most Tropers Hate [[Moral Guardians]]
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* Sliding Scale of So Bad Its Good
* Sliding Scale of So Bad Its Good
* Sturgeons Song - Song of where only 10% of it is good and the rest of it is [[Padding]] and other uninteresting parts.
* Sturgeons Song - Song of where only 10% of it is good and the rest of it is [[Padding]] and other uninteresting parts.
** Yellowcard—Fighting
** Yellowcard -- Fighting
* [[TV Tropes]] Ruined My Wife
* [[TV Tropes]] Ruined My Wife
* [[Tropes Are Not Bad]] Except For [[Back From the Dead|These]] [[Rank Inflation|Horrible]] [[Allegedly Free Game|Ones]]
* [[Tropes Are Not Bad]] Except For [[Back from the Dead|These]] [[Rank Inflation|Horrible]] [[Allegedly Free Game|Ones]]
* Fan Hyperopia
* Fan Hyperopia
* [[Sdrawkcab Name|Sotanax]] [[Xanatos Gambit|Gambit]]
* [[Sdrawkcab Name|Sotanax]] [[Xanatos Gambit|Gambit]]
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* Pet Peeve Tropers
* Pet Peeve Tropers
* Informed Humor (Can also cross into Complaining About Shows You Don't Like territory)
* Informed Humor (Can also cross into Complaining About Shows You Don't Like territory)
* Permanent Red Link Club Articles Needing [[Wiki Magic]]
* Does This Look Infected to You?
* Does This Look Infected to You?
* People Actually Think Samuel Beckett Has Talent
* People Actually Think Samuel Beckett Has Talent
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== [[The Same but More]] ==
== [[The Same but More]] ==
* Complaining About Shows Everybody Likes
* Complaining About Shows Everybody Likes
** [[Your Mileage May Vary]]
** [[Your Mileage May Vary]]
** [[It's Popular, Now It Sucks]]
** [[It's Popular, Now It Sucks]]
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* Crowning Moment Of Heartburning
* Crowning Moment Of Heartburning
** I would have thought that would go under to obscure.
** I would have thought that would go under to obscure.
* Awesome Sauce (it's like [[Pure Awesome]], but in an A-1 steak sauce bottle)
* Awesome Sauce (it's like [[Pure Awesome]], but in an A-1 steak sauce bottle)
* [[Department of Redundancy Department|Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department]]
* [[Department of Redundancy Department|Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department]]
** [[The Same but More|Redundant Department Of Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Departments]]
** [[The Same but More|Redundant Department Of Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Departments]]
* Memetic Mutation 2 - Alzheimer's Revenge
* Memetic Mutation 2 - Alzheimer's Revenge
* Memetic Molestee
* Memetic Molestee
** [[Haruhi Suzumiya|Mikuru Asahina]]?
** [[Haruhi Suzumiya|Mikuru Asahina]]?
* The Same But Even More So - listing the most extreme uses of The Same But More.
* The Same But Even More So - listing the most extreme uses of The Same But More.
** The Same
** The Same
* Trope Tropes Tropes
* Trope Tropes Tropes
** [[Hotel Mario|You Know What They Say, All Tropers Trope Tropes]]
** [[Hotel Mario|You Know What They Say, All Tropers Trope Tropes]]
* Self Induced Wallbanger: This is a wallbanger you bring upon yourself.
* Self Induced Wallbanger: This is a wallbanger you bring upon yourself.
* Every Googolplex Points
* Every Googolplex Points
** The replay values of modern pinball games?
** The replay values of modern pinball games?
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** Rape the [[Moral Event Horizon]]
** Rape the [[Moral Event Horizon]]
* TV Tropes Will End Your Life
* TV Tropes Will End Your Life
** The [[TV Tropes]] Mutant Zombie Army?
** The [[TV Tropes]] Mutant Zombie Army?
* Nothing Is Better With Anything
* Nothing Is Better With Anything
* Up To Eleventy-[[Readings Are Off the Scale|Thousaaaaand]]
* Up To Eleventy-[[Readings Are Off the Scale|Thousaaaaand]]
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** [[Brown Note]]
** [[Brown Note]]
* Evangelion can go fuck itself.
* Evangelion can go fuck itself.
* [[So Bad Its Horrible|So Horrible Its Evil]]
* [[So Bad It's Horrible|So Horrible Its Evil]]
* [[So Bad It's Good|So Horrible Its Awesome]]
* [[So Bad It's Good|So Horrible Its Awesome]]
* [[Screw Destiny|Rape Destiny Up The Ass]]
* [[Screw Destiny|Rape Destiny Up The Ass]]
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** Yum Yum Yum Yum
** Yum Yum Yum Yum
** Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
** Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
** Yum-- Oh, let's just skip to the end. -deep breath- Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum -falls down- <small>gah. can't breathe</small>
** Yum—Oh, let's just skip to the end. -deep breath- Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum -falls down- <small>gah. can't breathe</small>
** Is that when a woman has solid chocolate penises made for her to eat? And you thought a banana was suggestive!
** Is that when a woman has solid chocolate penises made for her to eat? And you thought a banana was suggestive!
* Page Lock Bait
* Page Lock Bait
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* [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Crowning Moment Of]] [[Squick]]
* [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Crowning Moment Of]] [[Squick]]
* Deader Than [[Deader Than Dead]]
* Deader Than [[Deader Than Dead]]
* [[Toy Story|To Infinity And]] [[Beyond the Impossible]]
* [[Toy Story (franchise)|To Infinity And]] [[Beyond the Impossible]]
* [[You Can't Fight Fate|You Can't Fight]] [[Tempting Fate]]
* [[You Can't Fight Fate|You Can't Fight]] [[Tempting Fate]]
* Harder Than [[Harder Than Hard]] {{spoiler|Impossible Mode in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''}}
* Harder Than [[Harder Than Hard]] {{spoiler|Impossible Mode in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''}}
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* [[And Zoidberg|Except Zoidberg]]
* [[And Zoidberg|Except Zoidberg]]
* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, Nausea Fuel]]
* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, Nausea Fuel]]
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]] [[OT 3|on Girl]] Is Hot
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]] [[OT3|on Girl]] Is Hot
* [[Big No|Big Oh No]]
* [[Big No|Big Oh No]]



== [[X Meets Y]] Tropes ==
== [[X Meets Y]] Tropes ==
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*** [[Star Wars|...Before They Were Suddenly Silenced]]
*** [[Star Wars|...Before They Were Suddenly Silenced]]
* [[Everythings Better With Bunnies|Everything's Better With]] [[Call a Rabbit a Smeerp|Smeerps]]
* [[Everythings Better With Bunnies|Everything's Better With]] [[Call a Rabbit a Smeerp|Smeerps]]
* Everything's Tastier With Babies
* Everything's Tastier With Babies
** [[Eats Babies]]
** [[Eats Babies]]
* Boredom Fuel
* Boredom Fuel
** [[So Okay It's Average]]
** [[So Okay It's Average]]
* Chinese People [[Stuff Blowing Up|Blowing Up]]
* Chinese People [[Stuff Blowing Up|Blowing Up]]
** [[Evil Brit|Evil Brits]] [[Blowing Stuff Up]]
** [[Evil Brit]]s [[Blowing Stuff Up]]
* Crowning Moment of Average
* Crowning Moment of Average
* What Do You Mean Its Not Stupid? Something is portrayed as idiotic, but falls short on the idiocy.
* What Do You Mean Its Not Stupid? Something is portrayed as idiotic, but falls short on the idiocy.
** I'm taking this to YKTTW.
** I'm taking this to YKTTW.
* Third Person Promoter: you try to promote yourself, but in third Person.
* Third Person Promoter: you try to promote yourself, but in third Person.
** {{spoiler|This Troper}}
** {{spoiler|This Troper}}
** "[[Astroturf|AstroTurfing]]" and of use of [[Sock Puppet|Sockpuppets]].
** "[[Astroturf|AstroTurfing]]" and of use of [[Sock Puppet|Sockpuppets]].
* The Trope Too Good To Use
* The Trope Too Good To Use
* Heartwarming Moment Of Rape
* Heartwarming Moment Of Rape
** Someone's clearly never read ''[[The Fountainhead]]''.
** Someone's clearly never read ''[[The Fountainhead]]''.
*** [[Rape Is Love]] in general.
*** [[Rape Is Love]] in general.
*** [[Hilariously Abusive Childhood|Hilariously Abusive Relationship]]
*** [[Hilariously Abusive Childhood|Hilariously Abusive Relationship]]
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** [[Dude, Not Funny|Funny Moment of Rape]]
** [[Dude, Not Funny|Funny Moment of Rape]]
*** [[Double Standard Rape (Male on Male)]]
*** [[Double Standard Rape (Male on Male)]]
* Crowning Funny
* Crowning Funny
* Crowning Moment of Crowning {{spoiler|[[Awesome Moment of Crowning]]}}
* Crowning Moment of Crowning {{spoiler|[[Awesome Moment of Crowning]]}}
** Pretty much any movie that centers around a character's pregnancy, then shows the actual childbirth during the climax has one of these. (Example: ''Knocked Up'')
** Pretty much any movie that centers around a character's pregnancy, then shows the actual childbirth during the climax has one of these. (Example: ''Knocked Up'')
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* Everything's Better With Zoidberg
* Everything's Better With Zoidberg
* Sliding Scale Of Incest
* Sliding Scale Of Incest
** That's a perfectly sensible sliding scale, ranging from screwing your [[Opposite Sex Clone]] to obeying laws against miscegenation.
** That's a perfectly sensible sliding scale, ranging from screwing your [[Opposite Gender Clone]] to obeying laws against miscegenation.
*** Does the clone even have to be opposite-sex?
*** Does the clone even have to be opposite-sex?
*** For maximum Squick, yes, because then you could concieve a horribly inbred baby.
*** For maximum Squick, yes, because then you could concieve a horribly inbred baby.
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* Face Full Of Batman Wing Wong
* Face Full Of Batman Wing Wong
** Rule34 strikes again!
** Rule34 strikes again!
* [[Battle Royale]] With [[Panty Shot|Panty Shots]]
* [[Battle Royale]] With [[Panty Shot]]s
** ''[[Ikki Tousen]]''
** ''[[Ikki Tousen]]''
* The Dog Kicked Me First, [[Groin Attack|In The Nuts!]]
* The Dog Kicked Me First, [[Groin Attack|In The Nuts!]]
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** You Ruined [[Epic Fail]] FOREVER
** You Ruined [[Epic Fail]] FOREVER
* [[Overly Long Gag|Evangelion is still not that good.]]
* [[Overly Long Gag|Evangelion is still not that good.]]
* Yay Ho-- cheering for a prostitute
* Yay Ho—cheering for a prostitute
** Overlaps with [[Hooker with a Heart of Gold]].
** Overlaps with [[Hooker with a Heart of Gold]].
* Sucking The Crown From A Moment
* Sucking The Crown From A Moment
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* Everything Is Better With [[This Troper]]
* Everything Is Better With [[This Troper]]
** Everything Is Better With [[That Troper (Darth Wiki)|That Troper]]
** Everything Is Better With [[That Troper (Darth Wiki)|That Troper]]
*** Everything Is Worse With [[The Other Troper (Sugar Wiki)|The Other Troper]]
*** Everything Is Worse With [[The Other Troper]]
* [[His Dark Materials|You Fall In The Abyss Forever]]
* [[His Dark Materials|You Fall In The Abyss Forever]]
** [[I Fell for Hours]]!
** [[I Fell for Hours]]!
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* Snark Incontinence, although it's certainly [[Truth in Television]].
* Snark Incontinence, although it's certainly [[Truth in Television]].
* Evangelion Really Isn't [[That Troper (Darth Wiki)|That Troper]]
* Evangelion Really Isn't [[That Troper (Darth Wiki)|That Troper]]
* [[Grimdark]] [[Elegant Gothic Lolita|Lolita]]
* [[Grimdark]] [[Elegant Gothic Lolita|Lolita]]
* Cute [[Complete Monster]] Girl
* Cute [[Complete Monster]] Girl
** [[Evil Is Sexy]]?
** [[Evil Is Sexy]]?
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* [[Star Wars|The Other Wookie]]
* [[Star Wars|The Other Wookie]]
** Wookieepedia?
** Wookieepedia?
* [[So Cool Its Awesome|So Awesome]] [[So Bad Its Horrible|It's Horrible]]
* [[So Cool Its Awesome|So Awesome]] [[So Bad It's Horrible|It's Horrible]]
* [[Santa Claus|Ho Ho Ho]] Yay
* [[Santa Claus|Ho Ho Ho]] Yay
** Possibly implied by a [[Sexy Santa Dress]]?
** Possibly implied by a [[Sexy Santa Dress]]?
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** Some harem anime might qualify... [[Higurashi]] almost does...
** Some harem anime might qualify... [[Higurashi]] almost does...
* Crowning Moment Of [[Ho Yay]]
* Crowning Moment Of [[Ho Yay]]
* Crowning Moment of [[Dethroning Moment of Suck (Darth Wiki)|Suck]]
* Crowning Moment of [[Dethroning Moment of Suck|Suck]]
** Dethroning Moment of [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Awesome]]
** Dethroning Moment of [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Awesome]]
* [[How Do I Shot Web?|How Do I]] [[Shotacon]]
* [[How Do I Shot Web?|How Do I]] [[Shotacon]]
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* Some Anvils Need To Be Dropped On The Dog
* Some Anvils Need To Be Dropped On The Dog
* Shaggy Xanatos Story
* Shaggy Xanatos Story
** An elaborate conspiracy arranged so ingeniously that the perpetrator can't fail to benefit from it, all to achieve...nothing in particular. He just likes the intrigue.
** An elaborate conspiracy arranged so ingeniously that the perpetrator can't fail to benefit from it, all to achieve...nothing in particular. He just likes the intrigue.
** [[Spanner in the Works]]
** [[Spanner in the Works]]
* [[Big No|Big]] [[Narm]]
* [[Big No|Big]] [[Narm]]
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** Big [[Pinky and The Brain|Narf]]
** Big [[Pinky and The Brain|Narf]]
* [[Timey-Wimey Ball|Timey Wimey]] [[Love Dodecahedron|Dodecahedron]]
* [[Timey-Wimey Ball|Timey Wimey]] [[Love Dodecahedron|Dodecahedron]]
** The only example would be [[Doctor Who/Recap/S18 E2 Meglos|Doctor Who]].
** The only example would be [[Doctor Who/Recap/S18/E02 Meglos|Doctor Who]].
* Schmuck Fuel
* Schmuck Fuel
* [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like|Complaining About]] [[Did Not Do the Research|The Research]]
* [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like|Complaining About]] [[Did Not Do the Research|The Research]]
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* Tropes That Must Not Happen
* Tropes That Must Not Happen
** Tropes That Must Not Be Named
** Tropes That Must Not Be Named
*** [[About/Permanent Red Link Club|Permanent Red Link Club]]
* [[Earn Your Happy Ending]] [[Gainax Ending]]
* [[Earn Your Happy Ending]] [[Gainax Ending]]
** ''[[Chrono Trigger]]'' actually did that: The [[New Game+]] endings are all kinda Gainax-y.
** ''[[Chrono Trigger]]'' actually did that: The [[New Game+]] endings are all kinda Gainax-y.
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* [[Mind Rape]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|Is Okay When Its Hero On Villain]]
* [[Mind Rape]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|Is Okay When Its Hero On Villain]]
** I'm certain one could find examples of that. Let's start at [[What the Hell, Hero?]] and [[Super Dickery]] and go from there.
** I'm certain one could find examples of that. Let's start at [[What the Hell, Hero?]] and [[Super Dickery]] and go from there.
** Dungeons And Dragons plays this straight -- the spell ''named''' [[Mind Rape]] has an 'evil' tag, but good characters have their own version, 'Programmed Amnesia', without the tag but otherwise nearly identical. And then there's Sanctify the Wicked, a spell which traps someone in a Clockwork Orange mindrape demiplane for a year to forcefully turn their alignment to good. Casting this spell is considered a ''good'' act.
** Dungeons And Dragons plays this straight—the spell ''named''' [[Mind Rape]] has an 'evil' tag, but good characters have their own version, 'Programmed Amnesia', without the tag but otherwise nearly identical. And then there's Sanctify the Wicked, a spell which traps someone in a Clockwork Orange mindrape demiplane for a year to forcefully turn their alignment to good. Casting this spell is considered a ''good'' act.
** [[Brainwashing for the Greater Good|done]].
** [[Brainwashing for the Greater Good|done]].
** Well, in ''[[Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor]]'', Luke does this to Cronal. After Cronal mindrapes Luke and tries to mindrape Leia.
** Well, in ''[[Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor]]'', Luke does this to Cronal. After Cronal mindrapes Luke and tries to mindrape Leia.
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* It's Your Mileage, Now It Sucks
* It's Your Mileage, Now It Sucks
* Holding Out For Someone Taller
* Holding Out For Someone Taller
* [[Double Standard Rape (Male on Male)|Rape Is Funny When]] It's [[Hot Skitty-On-Wailord Action|Skitty On Wailord]]
* [[Double Standard Rape (Male on Male)|Rape Is Funny When]] It's [[Improbable Species Compatibility|Skitty On Wailord]]
* Earth Shattering <big>'''''Kawaii!'''''</big>
* Earth Shattering <big>'''''Kawaii!'''''</big>
* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Weirdness Magnet|Magnet]]
* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Weirdness Magnet|Magnet]]
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* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Pimped-Out Dress]]
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Pimped-Out Dress]]
** A variation on [[Villainous Crossdresser]]. You just ''know'' a fangirl is going to draw this now, if one hasn't already.
** A variation on [[Villainous Crossdresser]]. You just ''know'' a fangirl is going to draw this now, if one hasn't already.
* [[Humans Are Bastards]] [[Magnificent Bastard|Magnificent Bastards]]
* [[Humans Are the Real Monsters|Humans Are Bastards]] [[Magnificent Bastard]]s
* [["No. Just... No" Reaction|No, Just No]] [[No Yay|Yay]]
* [["No. Just... No" Reaction|No, Just No]] [[No Yay|Yay]]
* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Badass]]: When you think about it, this character kicked ass. It just didn't seem like at the time. (Not to be confused with Badass Fridge, such as the one in ''[[Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull]]''.)
* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Badass]]: When you think about it, this character kicked ass. It just didn't seem like at the time. (Not to be confused with Badass Fridge, such as the one in ''[[Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull]]''.)
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** The Double Black Hat Guy from XKCD?
** The Double Black Hat Guy from XKCD?
** Doris from [[Meet the Robinsons|Meet The Robinsons.]]
** Doris from [[Meet the Robinsons|Meet The Robinsons.]]
* [[Guardians Crusade|Knight Meets Baby]]
* [[Guardian's Crusade|Knight Meets Baby]]
** [[Chess|Knight Takes Baby]] "[[Team Fortress 2|What sick man sends babies to fight me!?]]"
** [[Chess|Knight Takes Baby]] "[[Team Fortress 2|What sick man sends babies to fight me!?]]"
* What Do You Mean It's Not Better With Cows?
* What Do You Mean It's Not Better With Cows?
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* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just]] [[Slap Slap Kiss]] [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Cthulhu]]?
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just]] [[Slap Slap Kiss]] [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Cthulhu]]?
* Fridge Fetish Fuel
* Fridge Fetish Fuel
** Something where you don't realise how hot it was until [[Late to The Punchline|years later]]: that might work.
** Something where you don't realise how hot it was until [[Late to the Punchline|years later]]: that might work.
** [[Parental Bonus]]?
** [[Parental Bonus]]?
* Digital Piracy Is [[Evil Is Sexy]]
* Digital Piracy Is [[Evil Is Sexy]]
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* [[Seinfeld Is Unfunny]] [[So Unfunny It's Funny]]
* [[Seinfeld Is Unfunny]] [[So Unfunny It's Funny]]
* Yanderedere - Someone who goes into extreme measures to make their love interest love her/him, but once she/he's gotten a positive responce, turns into [[Fragile Flower]].
* Yanderedere - Someone who goes into extreme measures to make their love interest love her/him, but once she/he's gotten a positive responce, turns into [[Fragile Flower]].
** Could [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Fluttershy]] count, seeing what she's usually like and how she acted in "[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Recap/S1 E26 The Best Night Ever|The Best Night Ever]]"?
** Could [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Fluttershy]] count, seeing what she's usually like and how she acted in "[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Recap/S1/E26 The Best Night Ever|The Best Night Ever]]"?
* [[He Who Fights Monsters]] [[Cute Monster Girl|Cute Monster Girls]]
* [[He Who Fights Monsters]] [[Cute Monster Girl]]s
** Protoganist of [[Monster Girl Quest]] might qualify.
** Protoganist of [[Monster Girl Quest]] might qualify.
* [[Arrogant Kung Fu Guy|Arrogant]] [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like|Old Spice Guy]]
* [[Arrogant Kung Fu Guy|Arrogant]] [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like|Old Spice Guy]]
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*** [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like|Old]] [[Nice Guy]]
*** [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like|Old]] [[Nice Guy]]
* Everthing is [[Better Than Canon]]
* Everthing is [[Better Than Canon]]
** [[So Bad Its Horrible]]
** [[So Bad It's Horrible]]
* Everything Sounds Sexier In Norwegian
* Everything Sounds Sexier In Norwegian
** Everything Sounds Sexier In Simlish
** Everything Sounds Sexier In Simlish
* [[Continuity Porn|Continuity]] [[Gorn]]
* [[Continuity Porn|Continuity]] [[Gorn]]
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* [[Those Two Guys|Those Two]] [[Yaoi Guys]]
* [[Those Two Guys|Those Two]] [[Yaoi Guys]]
** [[Those Two Bad Guys]] [[Yaoi Guys]]
** [[Those Two Bad Guys]] [[Yaoi Guys]]
* [[Bring My Brown Pants|Brown]] [[Panty Thief]]
* [[Bring My Brown Pants|Brown]] [[Panty Thief]]
** Eww.
** Eww.
* [[Executive Meddling|Executive]] [[Author Avatar|Avatar]]: When a big-shot executive forces writers to insert him into their work.
* [[Executive Meddling|Executive]] [[Author Avatar|Avatar]]: When a big-shot executive forces writers to insert him into their work.
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== ABC Meets XYZ ==
== ABC Meets XYZ ==
* Stubbing Your Toe On The Door Then Deciding You Want To Go Ice Fishing In Dinosaur Times Then Decide To Entry Pimp Sex With Your Own Toe In France Then Rape Someone While Laughing At A [[Mr. Fanservice]] From A Kids Show
* Stubbing Your Toe On The Door Then Deciding You Want To Go Ice Fishing In Dinosaur Times Then Decide To Entry Pimp Sex With Your Own Toe In France Then Rape Someone While Laughing At A [[Mr. Fanservice]] From A Kids Show
** [[Flat What]]
** [[Flat What]]
* Halfway Between [[Troperiffic]] And [[Cliché Storm]]
* Halfway Between [[Troperiffic]] And [[Cliché Storm]]
** Sliding Scale of Troperiffic Versus Cliche Storm
** Sliding Scale of Troperiffic Versus Cliche Storm
** Mohs Scale of [[Cliché Storm]] Hardness
** Mohs Scale of [[Cliché Storm]] Hardness
* Halfway Between Troperiffic And Halfway Between Troperiffic And Cliche Storm
* Halfway Between Troperiffic And Halfway Between Troperiffic And Cliche Storm
* Eighty Seven Point Five Percent Of The Way Between Troperriffic And Cliche Storm
* Eighty Seven Point Five Percent Of The Way Between Troperriffic And Cliche Storm
** Which way?
** Which way?
*** ''[[Mind Screw|Both]].''
*** ''[[Mind Screw|Both]].''
* So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka [[Gunnerkrigg Court|Boxbot]]]]?)
* So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka [[Gunnerkrigg Court|Boxbot]]?)
** So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
** So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
** So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is [[Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog|Doctor Horrible]]
** So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is [[Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog|Doctor Horrible]]
* Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
* Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
** Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
** Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
* Just for Nightmare Moment of Laconic Darth Sugar Tropes Wiki
* Just for Nightmare Moment of Laconic Darth Sugar Tropes Wiki
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* Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom
* Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom
** [[Dead Baby Comedy]]... [[Up to Eleven]] and then [[Beyond the Impossible]]!
** [[Dead Baby Comedy]]... [[Up to Eleven]] and then [[Beyond the Impossible]]!
*** Isn't that the humor of ''[[Warhammer 40000]]''?
*** Isn't that the humor of ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''?
* Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass
* Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass
** We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".
** We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".
* Fridged A Bridget On Xanatos' Dog
* Fridged A Bridget On Xanatos' Dog
* What Do You Mean It's Not So Bad It's Good?
* What Do You Mean It's Not So Bad It's Good?
** Playing With [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like]]?
** Playing With [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like]]?
* Scary Shiny Idiot Rabbit
* Scary Shiny Idiot Rabbit
* Crowning Moment of [[VG Cats|Nerd Rage]]
* Crowning Moment of [[VG Cats|Nerd Rage]]
* It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me
* It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me
* Scrappy's Gambit
* Scrappy's Gambit
** Cunningly arranging to [[Rescued From the Scrappy Heap|redeem himself with the audience]].
** Cunningly arranging to [[Rescued from the Scrappy Heap|redeem himself with the audience]].
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Scrappy]]?
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Scrappy]]?
** [[And the Fandom Rejoiced]]
** [[And the Fandom Rejoiced]]
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* [[We Can Rule Together|We Can]] [[Adam and Eve Plot|Make A]] [[Master Race]] [[We Can Rule Together|Together]]...wait, that actually might be a trope.
* [[We Can Rule Together|We Can]] [[Adam and Eve Plot|Make A]] [[Master Race]] [[We Can Rule Together|Together]]...wait, that actually might be a trope.
* Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly.
* Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly.
** Played straight by [[Hey Arnold|Helga]]
** Played straight by [[Hey Arnold!|Helga]]
* [[Ho Yay|Ho]] [[Yandere]]: A guy you experimented with at summer camp who turned out to actually be gay, thinks you're unhappy in your heterosexual relationship, and thinks you're still in love with him, as if you ever were.
* [[Ho Yay|Ho]] [[Yandere]]: A guy you experimented with at summer camp who turned out to actually be gay, thinks you're unhappy in your heterosexual relationship, and thinks you're still in love with him, as if you ever were.
** Probably would be a subtrope of [[Depraved Homosexual]].
** Probably would be a subtrope of [[Depraved Homosexual]].
* Family Unfriendly Death By G Rated Sex
* [[Family-Unfriendly Death]] By [[G-Rated Sex]]
** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''[[Fern Gully]]'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[Your Head Asplode|his head exploded]].
** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''[[Fern Gully]]'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[Your Head Asplode|his head exploded]].
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Earthshattering Kaboom|Earth Shattering]] [[Gainax Ending]]
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Earthshattering Kaboom|Earth Shattering]] [[Gainax Ending]]
* [[Over Nine Thousand]] [[Zero-Percent Approval Rating|Percent Approval]] [[Xanatos Gambit|Gambit]] [[Ruined FOREVER]] [[Recycled in Space|IN SPACE]] [[Road Runner vs. Coyote|Vs Coyote]] [[Rabbit Season Duck Season|Season Rabbit Season]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And Zoidberg]] [[Especially Zoidberg]] [[Sliding Scale of Unavoidable Versus Unforgivable|Versus Unforgivable]] [[Sliding Scale of Fourth Wall Hardness|Fourth Wall Hardness]]
* [[Over Nine Thousand]] [[0% Approval Rating|Percent Approval]] [[Xanatos Gambit|Gambit]] [[Ruined FOREVER]] [[Recycled in Space|IN SPACE]] [[Road Runner vs. Coyote|Vs Coyote]] [[Duck Season! Rabbit Season!|Season Rabbit Season]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And Zoidberg]] [[Especially Zoidberg]] [[Sliding Scale of Unavoidable Versus Unforgivable|Versus Unforgivable]] [[Sliding Scale of Fourth Wall Hardness|Fourth Wall Hardness]]
* Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale [[Abstract Scale|Abstractness]].
* Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale [[Abstract Scale|Abstractness]].
* Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
* Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
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* They Changed It Now It's So Cool It's Awesome
* They Changed It Now It's So Cool It's Awesome
* Crowning Moment Of Dude, Not Funny
* Crowning Moment Of Dude, Not Funny
* [[Earn Your Happy Ending|Earn Your]] [[Downer Ending]]
* [[Earn Your Happy Ending|Earn Your]] [[Downer Ending]]
** ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]''
** ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]''
** ''[[Fire Emblem Jugdral|Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War]]'', [[It Was His Sled|First Generation]].
** ''[[Fire Emblem Jugdral|Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War]]'', [[It Was His Sled|First Generation]].
** [[Shoot the Shaggy Dog]] / [[Hope Spot]]
** [[Shoot the Shaggy Dog]] / [[Hope Spot]]
* Everyone Is A Time Lord On TV Tropes
* Everyone Is A Time Lord On TV Tropes
** But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right?
** But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right?
*** Colin Baker Forgot To Take His Pills
*** Colin Baker Forgot To Take His Pills
** Don't you mean "Everyone on [[TV Tropes]] especially in [[Wild Mass Guessing]] is [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Shinji Ikari]] AND [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] on [[Doctor Who|Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[Cloning Blues|clone]] of a [[Battlestar Galactica|Cylon]] [[Marvel Universe|Skrull]] who was created by [[Watchmen|Dr. Manhattan]]"?
** Don't you mean "Everyone on [[TV Tropes]] especially in [[Wild Mass Guessing]] is [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Shinji Ikari]] AND [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] on [[Doctor Who|Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[Cloning Blues|clone]] of a [[Battlestar Galactica|Cylon]] [[Marvel Universe|Skrull]] who was created by [[Watchmen (comics)|Dr. Manhattan]]"?
*** And [[Memetic Sex God|wants Big Boss to make sweet tender love to them]]?
*** And [[Memetic Sex God|wants Big Boss to make sweet tender love to them]]?


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* Discredited Tropes Whose Time Has Come Again
* Discredited Tropes Whose Time Has Come Again
** [[Cyclic Trope]]
** [[Cyclic Trope]]
* Couldnt Think Of A Trope
* Couldnt Think Of A Trope
* Made Of Vin (Diesel)
* Made Of Vin (Diesel)
* The Trope [[Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney|Never Happen]]
* The Trope [[Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney|Never Happen]]
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** Did The Research, But The Source Was Wrong
** Did The Research, But The Source Was Wrong
* Done Over By The Research (Once you investigated the details, [[Idiot Plot|the story fell apart.]])
* Done Over By The Research (Once you investigated the details, [[Idiot Plot|the story fell apart.]])
* Honestly Intended To Do The Research, But Just Started Browsing [[Cracked]] And TV Tropes Instead
* Honestly Intended To Do The Research, But Just Started Browsing [[Cracked.com]] And All The Tropes Instead
* Xanatos Chuck Norris (Hey, if Gilligan gets one...)
* Xanatos Chuck Norris (Hey, if Gilligan gets one...)
** Whatever happens, the result is that Xanatos comes out ahead and Chuck Norris looks like a badass. [[Aliens vs. Predator|Whoever wins, we lose]].
** Whatever happens, the result is that Xanatos comes out ahead and Chuck Norris looks like a badass. [[Aliens vs. Predator|Whoever wins, we lose]].
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* Absurdly Specious Sewer
* Absurdly Specious Sewer
* [[wikipedia:Macaronic language|Macaronic]] and Cheese
* [[wikipedia:Macaronic language|Macaronic]] and Cheese
* Spotlight-Stealing Squid (probably also Too Rare to trope)



== Too Dangerous ==
== Too Dangerous ==
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* Did Not Do The Research/Religion
* Did Not Do The Research/Religion
* Too Dumb To Live/Religion
* Too Dumb To Live/Religion
* 4chan
** [[Four Chan]] redirects to [[Image Boards]] (should we make an article about Anonymous?)
*** There's [[Tropers/Anonymous]]...
* Hitler Was Right
* Hitler Was Right
** Jonathan Swift Made Some Good Points
** Jonathan Swift Made Some Good Points
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*** Do you ''really'' want to cause an [[SCP Foundation|XK-class]] [[The End of the World as We Know It|End-of-the-world]] scenario???
*** Do you ''really'' want to cause an [[SCP Foundation|XK-class]] [[The End of the World as We Know It|End-of-the-world]] scenario???
**** Darth''iest'' Wiki
**** Darth''iest'' Wiki
** [[Warhammer 40000|All The Tropes 40,000]] (In the grim, dark future of All The Tropes, there are only [[Justifying Edit|Justifying Edits]]!)
** [[Warhammer 40,000|All The Tropes 40,000]] (In the grim, dark future of All The Tropes, there are only [[Justifying Edit]]s!)
**** Sugarier Wiki
**** Sugarier Wiki
* Crowning Abortion Of Awesome
* Crowning Abortion Of Awesome
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* Targets That Should Be Acceptable
* Targets That Should Be Acceptable
* Useful Notes: Homemade Incendiary Devices
* Useful Notes: Homemade Incendiary Devices
** Useful Notes: [[Doomsday Device|Doomsday Devices]]
** Useful Notes: [[Doomsday Device]]s
* Everybody Remembers the Swastika
* Everybody Remembers the Swastika
** Why not? It's so true!
** Why not? It's so true!
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** [[Hype Backlash]]?
** [[Hype Backlash]]?
** [[Chuck Norris]] Is Not Awesome
** [[Chuck Norris]] Is Not Awesome
*** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=ifgoks73usqllrjydiu3zbb5&page=1 Ahem.]
* This Troper. No, Not You, ''This'' Troper.
* This Troper. No, Not You, ''This'' Troper.
* Why Your Political Beliefs Suck
* Why Your Political Beliefs Suck
* Why Your Religion Sucks
* Why Your Religion Sucks
* Why You Suck
* Why You Suck
* [[So Bad Its Horrible]] / Countries
* [[So Bad It's Horrible]] / Countries
** [[So Bad Its Horrible]] / [[Real Life]]
** [[So Bad It's Horrible]] / [[Real Life]]
** So Bad They're Horrible / Tropers
** So Bad They're Horrible / Tropers
* Abandonia - A section where otherwise locked pages are left to open.
* Abandonia - A section where otherwise locked pages are left to open.
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* Network Executives Are Experienced Professionals And The Shows They Kill Were Usually Flopping Anyway
* Network Executives Are Experienced Professionals And The Shows They Kill Were Usually Flopping Anyway
** Blasphemy!
** Blasphemy!
* Crowning Moment of Stop Making Tropes Named After Xanatos Already
* Crowning Moment of Stop Making Tropes Named After Xanatos Already
** Shortened from ...It Was A Terrible Name That Everyone Constantly Misuses Which Only Caught On By A Fluke And Is Still Always Misused To Mean Crowning Moment of Planning Even Though That's Not What It Is, Because Most People Have No Idea Who Xanatos Is Aside From The Trope Itself And Therefore Haven't The Foggiest Idea What Sort Of Plans He Made Beyond The Implict Assumption Of 'Clever' Which Is All Anyone Ever Ever Ever Takes The Trope To Mean Outside [[TV Tropes]], And Slapping Xanatos On Every Trope About Clever Planning Only Makes It Worse And Also Also While I'm On The Subject--
** Shortened from ...It Was A Terrible Name That Everyone Constantly Misuses Which Only Caught On By A Fluke And Is Still Always Misused To Mean Crowning Moment of Planning Even Though That's Not What It Is, Because Most People Have No Idea Who Xanatos Is Aside From The Trope Itself And Therefore Haven't The Foggiest Idea What Sort Of Plans He Made Beyond The Implict Assumption Of 'Clever' Which Is All Anyone Ever Ever Ever Takes The Trope To Mean Outside [[TV Tropes]], And Slapping Xanatos On Every Trope About Clever Planning Only Makes It Worse And Also Also While I'm On The Subject--
* Rape Is Funny When [[Sexual Karma|It's Happening To People Who Think Rape Is Funny]]
* Rape Is Funny When [[Sexual Karma|It's Happening To People Who Think Rape Is Funny]]
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** Rape Is Funny When It Is [[The Scrappy]] On [[Ensemble Darkhorse]]
** Rape Is Funny When It Is [[The Scrappy]] On [[Ensemble Darkhorse]]
*** Rape Is Okay When It's [[Ensemble Darkhorse]] On [[The Scrappy]].
*** Rape Is Okay When It's [[Ensemble Darkhorse]] On [[The Scrappy]].
** Rape Is Funny When It's [[Naughty Tentacles|Eldritch Abomination]] on Male.
** Rape Is Funny When It's [[Naughty Tentacles|Eldritch Abomination]] on Male.
** Rape Is Funny When It's Male on Male on Male on Female on [[But You Screw One Goat!|Horse]] on [[Author Avatar]] on Female on IED on [[Eldritch Abomination]] [[Overly Long Gag|on pre-op transvestite]] on [[Perverse Sexual Lust|aubergine]] on nuke on Male on [[Murder Arson and Jaywalking|housefly]]. [[The Aristocrats]].
** Rape Is Funny When It's Male on Male on Male on Female on [[But You Screw One Goat!|Horse]] on [[Author Avatar]] on Female on IED on [[Eldritch Abomination]] [[Overly Long Gag|on pre-op transvestite]] on [[Perverse Sexual Lust|aubergine]] on nuke on Male on [[Murder Arson and Jaywalking|housefly]]. [[The Aristocrats]].
** Rape is Okay When It's [[Fanfic]] Author [[Canon Defilment|on Canon]].
** Rape is Okay When It's [[Fanfic]] Author [[Canon Defilment|on Canon]].
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** Contrast [[Plant Person]] and [[Les Yay]].
** Contrast [[Plant Person]] and [[Les Yay]].
** [[Bald of Awesome]]?
** [[Bald of Awesome]]?
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* Genocide Is Funny When It's Jew On German
* Genocide Is Funny When It's Jew On German
** [[Dude, Not Funny]]: They actually plotted to do this as a revenge attack, it was on (where else?) The Nazi<ref>I meant History</ref> Channel or Yesterday (formerly UKTV History).
** [[Dude, Not Funny]]: They actually plotted to do this as a revenge attack, it was on (where else?) The Nazi<ref>I meant History</ref> Channel or Yesterday (formerly UKTV History).
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* Some Babies Need To Be Eaten
* Some Babies Need To Be Eaten
* Some Ethnicities Need To Be Cleansed
* Some Ethnicities Need To Be Cleansed
** [[Always Chaotic Evil]]
** [[Exclusively Evil]]
* Complaining About Ethnicities You Don't Like
* Complaining About Ethnicities You Don't Like
* Some Nukes Need To Be Dropped
* Some Nukes Need To Be Dropped
** [[Starcraft|''StarCraft'', your Siege Tanks]]
** [[StarCraft|''StarCraft'', your Siege Tanks]]
* Nukes That Needed To Be Dropped
* Nukes That Needed To Be Dropped
** [[Starcraft|''StarCraft'', your Carriers]]
** [[StarCraft|''StarCraft'', your Carriers]]
* [[Dude, Not Funny|Rape Is Okay When It's This Troper On Female]]
* [[Dude, Not Funny|Rape Is Okay When It's This Troper On Female]]
* Everything's Better With The Words "Everything's Better" Jammed In Front Of It
* Everything's Better With The Words "Everything's Better" Jammed In Front Of It
* [[Slash]] [[Shipping|shippers]] are [[Complete Monster|horrible people]].
* [[Slash Fic|Slash]] [[Shipping|shippers]] are [[Complete Monster|horrible people]].
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* [[Real Life]] / [[War Has Never Been So Much Fun]]
* [[Real Life]] / [[War Has Never Been So Much Fun]]
* Homophobia Is Okay When It's [[Beyond the Impossible|Gay on Straight]]
* Homophobia Is Okay When It's [[Beyond the Impossible|Gay on Straight]]
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* Shows That Most People On [[TV Tropes]] Seem To Like Which Actually Suck
* Shows That Most People On [[TV Tropes]] Seem To Like Which Actually Suck
* The FastEddie
* The FastEddie
** The [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] [[The Fast and the Furious|Furious]]
** The Fast Eddie [[The Fast and the Furious|Furious]]
*** Fast Eddie Is Furious
*** Fast Eddie Is Furious
*** [[TV Tropes (Wiki)/Memes|Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down]]
*** [[TV Tropes/Memes|Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down]]
* [[The Chikan|The Chikan Dance]]
* [[The Chikan|The Chikan Dance]]
* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive|of Win]]
* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[Made of Win Archive|of Win]]
* [[Viewers are Morons|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.
* [[Viewers are Morons|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.
* [[Can't Argue with Elves|Can't Argue]] With [[Jews Love to Argue|Jews]]
* [[Can't Argue with Elves|Can't Argue]] With [[Jews Love to Argue|Jews]]
* All Guys Want [[Shotacon|Shotacons]]
* All Guys Want [[Shotacon]]s
* Necrophilia [[Needs More Love]]
* Necrophilia [[Needs More Love]]
* [[User:Fast Eddie]] Was Wrong
* Fast Eddie Was Wrong
** '''''[[Warhammer 40000|HERESY!]]''''' '''*BLAM!*'''
** '''''[[Warhammer 40,000|HERESY!]]''''' '''*BLAM!*'''
* Some Dogs Need To Be Kicked
* Some Dogs Need To Be Kicked
** Well, there's [[Kick the Son of a Bitch]]...
** Well, there's [[Kick the Son of a Bitch]]...
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** [[Protection From Editors]]
** [[Protection From Editors]]
* Most Writers Are White
* Most Writers Are White
* [[Most Tropers Are Young Nerds|Most Tropers Are Autistic]]
* Most Tropers Are [[High Functioning Autism|Autistic]]
** [[Asperger Syndrome]], maybe.
** [[Asperger's Syndrome]], maybe.
* Molestation is Okay When It's Child on Child
* Molestation is Okay When It's Child on Child
* Animal Abuse is Okay When it's Animal on Animal
* Animal Abuse is Okay When it's Animal on Animal
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== Attracts Pot Holes ==
== Attracts the "Context" tag ==
''Because '''somebody''' is going to disagree.''
* And How
* And How
* Explanation is in my head
* Explanation is in my head
* I Wish I Was Making This Up
** I Am Totally Making This Up
* No Explanation Needed
* No Explanation Needed
* No Points For Guessing
* No Points For Guessing
* Nuff Said
* Nuff Said
* That's What Nuff Said
* That's What Nuff Said
* That Is All
** Except that it is a [[Blue Link]], a works page for ''[[That Is All]]'', the last instalment of ''[[Complete World Knowledge]]''. When it becomes [[sinkhole]]d, we will [[Serious Business|seek vengeance]] upon John Hodgman and the author of the page. Damn you, Hodgman!
* I Would Rather Not Discuss It
* And That's All You Need to Know
* Do I Need To Say It?

== Attracts Pot Holes ==
* I Wish I Was Making This Up
** I Am Totally Making This Up
* Oh, and ...
* Oh, and ...
* Quipping - Because [[You Fight Like a Cow]] really shouldn't be the trope's name.
* Quipping - Because [[You Fight Like a Cow]] really shouldn't be the trope's name.
* So There You Go
* So There You Go
* That Is All
** Except that it is a [[Blue Link]], a works page for ''[[That Is All]]'', the last instalment of ''[[Complete World Knowledge]]''. When it becomes [[Sinkhole|sinkholed]], we will [[Serious Business|seek vengeance]] upon John Hodgman and the author of the page. Damn you, Hodgman!
* The - with specific instructions to link to [[The]] page every time you use [[The]] word "[[The]]" on [[The]] wiki.
* The - with specific instructions to link to [[The]] page every time you use [[The]] word "[[The]]" on [[The]] wiki.
* Full Stop
* Full Stop
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* Overstatement
* Overstatement
* I Know Already!
* I Know Already!
* I Would Rather Not Discuss It
* What a Shame
* What a Shame
* And That's All You Need to Know
* The Best
* The Best
* The Worst
* The Worst
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* Think again!
* Think again!
* Brutal Subversion
* Brutal Subversion
* Do I Need To Say It?



== Unknowable ==
== Unknowable ==
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* Tropes That Pass In The Night
* Tropes That Pass In The Night
* Tropes in Ultraviolet
* Tropes in Ultraviolet



== Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate ==
== Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate ==
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** How do you win TV Tropes, anyway?
** How do you win TV Tropes, anyway?
*** The same way you win The Game.
*** The same way you win The Game.
* [[Humans Are Bastards]]
* [[Humans Are the Real Monsters]]
* [[Brown Note]]
* [[Brown Note]]
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]
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* [[Fan Dumb]] and [[Hate Dumb]]
* [[Fan Dumb]] and [[Hate Dumb]]
* [[Locked Pages]]
* [[Locked Pages]]
* [[About/Permanent Red Link Club|Permanent Red Link Club]]
* [[White Void Room]]
* [[White Void Room]]
** The closest thing we have to that is [[Empty Room Psych]].
** The closest thing we have to that is [[Empty Room Psych]].
* [[Lolicon]] / [[Shotacon]]
* [[Lolicon]] / [[Shotacon]]
* [[Zapped]]
* [[Zapped (wiki)]]
* [[Speaking Simlish]]
* [[Speaking Simlish]]
* [[The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You]] (at least one HOPES this page will never self-demonstrate)
* [[The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You]] (at least one HOPES this page will never self-demonstrate)
** [[Averted Trope|I wish]] [[Cupcakes (Fanfic)|it didn't.]]
** [[Averted Trope|I wish]] [[Cupcakes|it didn't.]]
* [[This Troper]]
* [[This Troper]]
* [[Fan Myopia]]
* [[Fan Myopia]]
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* [[Narm]]
* [[Narm]]
* [[Jump Scare]]
* [[Jump Scare]]
* [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|Wall Banger]]
* [[Wall Banger]]
* [[Your Mileage May Vary]]
* [[Your Mileage May Vary]]
* [[In Name Only]] (If so, it would be about stuff that is [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]].)
* [[In Name Only]] (If so, it would be about stuff that is [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]].)
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* [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill]]
* [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill]]
* [[Right Place, Right Time, Wrong Reason]]
* [[Right Place, Right Time, Wrong Reason]]
* [[Go Mad From the Revelation]]
* [[Go Mad from the Revelation]]
* [[Killed Off for Real]]
* [[Killed Off for Real]]
* [[Internet Counterattack]]
* [[Internet Counterattack]]
* [[Role Ending Misdemeanor]]
* [[Role-Ending Misdemeanor]]
* [[Scenery Gorn]]
* [[Scenery Gorn]]
* [[Self-Destruct Mechanism]]
* [[Self-Destruct Mechanism]]
** Says you. I clicked on it and my hard drive started smoking!
** Says you. I clicked on it and my hard drive started smoking!
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** C'mon! The XKCD meme density record can't be unbeatable!
** C'mon! The XKCD meme density record can't be unbeatable!
* [[Giftedly Bad]]
* [[Giftedly Bad]]
** I also wrote the self-demonstrating versions of [[Epic Fail]] and [[So Bad Its Horrible]]
** I also wrote the self-demonstrating versions of [[Epic Fail]] and [[So Bad It's Horrible]]
* [[The Internet Is for Porn]]
* [[The Internet Is for Porn]]
* [[Ben Drowned]]
* [[Ben Drowned]]
* [[Public Medium Ignorance]]
* [[Public Medium Ignorance]]
* [[Screw the Rules, I Make Them]]…unless [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] decides to.
* [[Screw the Rules, I Make Them]]…unless Fast Eddie decides to.
* [[Fan Hater]]
* [[Fan Hater]]
* [[Fandom Heresy]]
* [[Fandom Heresy]]
* [[Banned in China]]
* [[Banned in China]]
* [[Year Inside, Hour Outside]] - if only [[TV Tropes]] was like this.
* [[Year Inside, Hour Outside]] - if only [[All The Tropes]] was like this.
* [[Deader Than Dead]]
* [[Deader Than Dead]]
* [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress]]
* [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress]]
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* [[Alien Invasion]]
* [[Alien Invasion]]
* [[Baleful Polymorph]]
* [[Baleful Polymorph]]
* [[Batman]] [[hottip:*:[[A Rare Sentence|Boxer shorts notwithstanding]]
* [[Batman]] <ref>[[A Rare Sentence|Boxer shorts notwithstanding]]</ref>
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* [[Brown Note]]
* [[Brown Note]]
* [[Casual Interstellar Travel]]
* [[Casual Interstellar Travel]]
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* [[Jump Scare]]
* [[Jump Scare]]
* [[Kill'Em All]]
* [[Kill'Em All]]
* [[Oh Crap There Are Fanfics of Us]] (Due to a lack of material...yet.)
* [[Oh Crap, There Are Fanfics of Us]] (Due to a lack of material...yet.)
* [[Rickroll]] (due perhaps to [[Screwed by the Lawyers]])
* [[Rickroll]] (due perhaps to [[Screwed by the Lawyers]])
* [[Rule 34]]
* [[Rule 34]]
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* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]
* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]
* [[Anal Probing]]
* [[Anal Probing]]
* [[It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It]]
* [["It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It"]]


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Latest revision as of 16:23, 25 March 2024


This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, pointless, far too subjective, Complaining About Shows You Don't Like, or The Same but More.

Compare Lousy Alternate Titles for titles that will never happen.

Too Universal / People Sit on Chairs

Tom Siddell: It's when a character says something to another character in a story, and then later a different character says a thing that has nothing to do with that other thing.

"Alright, I see your quarter and raise you a stick of gum."
"Ooh, high roller!"


Too Obscure/Bizarre

Too Specific

Complaining About Shows You Don't Like

Too Subjective


The Same but More


X Meets Y Tropes


ABC Meets XYZ


Silly Puns, Often on Other Trope Names

Too Dangerous


Attracts the "Context" tag

Because somebody is going to disagree.

  • And How
  • Explanation is in my head
  • No Explanation Needed
  • No Points For Guessing
  • Nuff Said
  • That's What Nuff Said
  • That Is All
  • I Would Rather Not Discuss It
  • And That's All You Need to Know
  • Do I Need To Say It?

Attracts Pot Holes

  • I Wish I Was Making This Up
    • I Am Totally Making This Up
  • Oh, and ...
  • Quipping - Because You Fight Like a Cow really shouldn't be the trope's name.
  • So There You Go
  • The - with specific instructions to link to The page every time you use The word "The" on The wiki.
  • Full Stop
  • Well Then
  • I Love You
  • This Is Awesome
  • Overstatement
  • I Know Already!
  • What a Shame
  • The Best
  • The Worst
  • But Why?
  • Think again!
  • Brutal Subversion

Unknowable

  • Seen It Exactly Zero Times
  • Did The Research At The Last Minute
    • Forced Someone To Do The Research For Him
  • Will Never Be Remade
  • Secretly Nonfictional
  • Index Of All Indices That Do Not Contain Themselves (think about it)
    • That's not Unknowable so much as Impossible.
      • Well, it's possible to make, just not to be complete. But how many pages on a wiki can be said to be complete?
  • Tropes That Pass In The Night
  • Tropes in Ultraviolet

Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate


Tropes That Will Never Be On Echo Chamber

  1. particles that is, as most other stuff is made of multiple particles.
  2. Actually, there are steps in between. You click "start", and then "shut down" - you click "start" to do a lot of things. You can also use ALT+F4, the shutdown command, etc.
  3. No it doesn't.
  4. Also known as: Needs More Hate
  5. I meant History
  6. Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles does self-demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article doesn't self demonstrate. Therefore Self-Demonstrating Article is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.
  7. Boxer shorts notwithstanding